YTP - Alex Jones wants to eat Alex Jones!
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- Опубликовано: 21 авг 2024
- Alex Jones wants to eat Alex Jones... guaranteed food poisoning!
Welcome to the 666 Sub special.
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Tag: RUclips Poop
Hope you like my 666 Sub Special, with special guest star Alex Jones.
dawnDreamer *Oh I did* 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼😂😂😂 As always
dawnDreamer yessir, that was funny as hell man! you win the internet today.
dawnDreamer ha
Alex Jones was created in a lab by scientists for the specific purpose of producing the best possible content for YTP.
I feel like Dennis Prager fits that better. Alex Jones is too crazy for it to seem bizarre for him to 'say' anything in a YTP. The most subversive thing an Alex Jones YTP could do would be edit him to sound sane and reasonable.
😂😂😂🙏
SCIENCE!! EHEUEHEUHHEHEHE
evil plastic santa from santa claus 2
eerie analogy, lmao
this isn't a ytp, it's just a regular episode of infowars
that's what everyone says, doggo... that's what everyone says.
Science! UuhhUuhhUhhhUhh
Technology! BORGBORGBORGBORGBORG!
Medicine! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Music! **classical music**
im here to PSYCHICALLY F I S T the ZOMBIES
H E L L E L L E H
The-uh-the-uh-the-uh Zombies
I laughed ike 5 minutes straight XD
This is so funny and well-executed... I almost spat my drink.
Thanks :)
After 3:16 I’m convinced Alex is in a deep depression and everything he says and does is a coping mechanism.
0:56 I think this is the first time I’ve been sent into oxygen-depriving peals of laughter at something completely silent.
You sir, shall one day be known as one of the great YTPoopers
the effect at 2:30 was so goddamn fantastic
Joplin, Satie, Tchaikovsky, you're going to spoil me!
S P A C E S E X
I feel like if you had been doing this during YTP's heyday, you'd have 100K subscribers easily.
Thanks... I like that YTPs had a heyday!
Hmm, I don't think YTPs have had a heyday. I think they're just as popular now as they ever have been
I grew out of YTP... then I came crawling back for more like a heroin-starved hooker looking for any old dick to suck to get their next fix.
@@Hard-Boiled-Bollock I'd say that it's not YTP in itself having a heyday but more like the sources e.g. Michael Rosen but they are still popular today:))
YTP's absolutely had a heyday. 2009-2013. Mr Danyo123, Shade95, EmperorLemon, and Trueemarke were the king's.
Sad song name:
Gymnopedie n°1- Erik Satie
okay, only 10 seconds in and this is already my new favorite video. Way to go, dawnDreamer!
What is the meaning of "sus" in practically every YTP?
"I'm here to psychically fist the, the, the, ZOMBIES, HELLELE! " Then cheerful piano music. That's my favorite part!
Same!
1:19 𝐒 𝐏 𝐀 𝐂 𝐄 𝐒 𝐄 𝐗
1:26 Hitler's British ass xD
Not only are you hilarious, you also have a great taste in music! Alex may be gone but please don't stop making these!
The classical music 🎶 was a nice touch I got chills 🤗
No one:
Alex Jones: S P A C E S E X
*Meanwhile Elon Musk:
*”S P A C E X”*
I get the feeling that meerkat is Alex Jones consciousness when globalists imprison him
Alex Jones was that kid no one listened to so he would just say outrageous shit for attention
The origin of people who publicly speak in a shellnut
2:55-3:03
Nobody:
Kids in Alabama: 0:57
Ytp u r the sickest lmao love u man
1:41 *WHY DO I WANNA F**K BATTLE PLANS?!?!*
I’m dead! Lmao! 😹
1:37 prepare to be terrified do not watch if you're high I can barely breath
Paulie Tonro omg I fucking died, its way too funny while high lol!😂
dammit now I wanna watch it high
Juan Cortes watching it again high, gets me everytime!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
One of the greatest ytp's I've ever seen
If you and The Citizen Brain ever collaborate it will shut down RUclips due to hilarity overload.
2:58 had me dying
2:22-2:35 I freaking died! 😂😂
1:38 erik satie gymnopedie 1 piano in case anyone was curious.
2:55 😄😅🤣💀
That opening sentence kills me.🤣
What is that music piece that plays at 3:17? I've heard it before but can't remember what it's called.
Seriously though dude, you deserve more subscribers than the devil.
Erik Satie. Either part of the Gymnopedies or Gnossienes.
And music at 2:45?
The Nutcracker, Op. 71, Act 2: Waltz of the Flowers -Tchaïkovski
Soddis thx
Say what you want about his politics and insanity, but Alex Jones is a RUclips poop legend.
I love alex jones regularly but i love all these ytps about him too, great work!
are you alright
@@akechifloorsign yeah? you?
This is hilarious. XD
I've watched ytps for months and none of them have made me laugh this hard
Excellent stuff
2:28 SCIENCE!!! EUUEUGEHEUEHE!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“TECHNOLOGY!!!”
**onmhplongyhkoungrpmjoubvduhboub*
this was a gem.
1:48 imagine waking up in a dimly lit room tied up and in the one corner with a bit of light you see this face as you react in fear he slowly licks his lips you yell and scream begging to know what's going on but he doesn't answer he pulls a handkerchief out his pocket and tucks it into the neck of his shirt all the while keeping the same face you realize you were so worked up in scared you didn't notice your leg was gone you see him put on safety goggles and grab his circular saw and he says "time for seconds" you look behind him as he stands up and see a pile of bones not just yours but from the look of it three other dismantled skeletons in a panic you rush to try at your restraints with all your might pulling and looking for anything you could use to defend yourself Alex Jones approaching slowly is nearing almost fifteen feet from you with the same stair suddenly you notice a loose bolt on the wall the chains were hooked up to as you are about to move your hand to reach for it you realize it wouldn't be worth it he's to close so you turn towards him close your eyes and pray it doesn't hurt keeping in my if you live it'll give you another chance to go at the loose bolt you hear the saw start up you feel ten seconds of pain then pass out from it you wake up he's eating one of your arms then suddenly there is a knock at the front door Jones looks confused but still maintained the same gaze he looks at the stairs then back at you putting his finger to his mouth signifying to be quiet as soon as his feet disappear behind the stairs you go for the both only to see it has been tightened and welded to the metal pole running up the wall when you start to loose hope you hear yelling from up stairs then stuff being thrown and hear fighting Jones falls down the stairs with another person you can't tell from the angle who jones grabs a knife but with your one good leg you're close enough to kick him hard in the shin so you go for it there is a crack as he falls to one knee he is then hit over the head with claw hammer as he falls he whispers "I was trying to save you" you look up at the man who saved your life it is none other than Charles Manson jones with his last breath said "I knew he was coming" in fear you're grabbed and brought to his van thought it was a gentle help up basically over an actual grab in his van you see a lot of peace stuff and hippy type merchandise you find a bible and he notices in the rear view mirror he says "yeah in jail I did a lot of thinking, I'm a man of God now. I was messed up for a long time but in prison the word was all the protection I needed. Now lets get you to the hospital" all is well now you're on your way to a hospital off in the distance gay frogs a raping Alex's lifeless body the end
my God, you have way too much time on your hands
😂😂😂 One of my favs 2:54
0:25 - 0:48 Funniest scene of the entire video!
0:56
me too
Erik Satie - Trois Gymnopedies : No. 1
Funny how they banned him yet they kept the RUclips poops of him XD oof
1:59 (Again) 𝐒 𝐏 𝐀 𝐂 𝐄 𝐒 𝐄 𝐗
I keep making the mistake of trying to drink my beer while I watch these RUclips poops
He deserves to pay the Sandy Hook families everything he was ordered to, but who are we kidding? He'll pay a fraction of a fraction of that. The best we can hope for is these RUclips videos by dawnDreamer and the others, and watch him be reduced to a total laughingstock on a daily basis.
"I love dog crap, jackass!" LOL
2:58 That meerkat is scarred for life.
No the meerkat is Alex Jones when the globalists finally imprison him in their prison camps
3:00 lol so majestic
2:28 That face though!!!!
The 2:30 music section was so funny I thought I was going to die laughing.
If there's one thing that distinguishes Alex Jones YTPs, it's the awkward silences.
Please come back
1:31 LMAO
your music choices are amazing
2:55 through 3:03 I am fucking dead lmfao its 4 in the morning and I'm trying not to laugh super loud rn and I'm high as shit
dude i love your music choices... fuckin fire channel, bro!
Luv it!! If only ur ending could come true. :D
Beautiful
2:27 America 2020😄
🐺😄
You’re the absolute best.
Laughed harder than I have in a long time
1:38 Holy shit. Eric Satie music in a YTP. Just wow!
why DOES he kick
"IM NOBODY!" 🤣
00:44 “Hyyaayyhghnhfj”
Tot. Tohhhhht
And that anime explosion sound effect
2:07 O.O
bahahahaahahah..so fun..
you need more subs
Lmfao
34 dislikes from Alex Jones and all the fake accounts he made.
Holy shit this is wild lmao
2:32 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
1:07 - name of song?
Put it in slow motion its terrifying
1:27 .😂🤣😂🤣😂
I wonder what that piano tune was
Grade A ytp.
He's such a lunatic, nut hrs awesome. Everyone loves Alex Jones and the bit tech platforms really screwed up by "banning" him.
He Obi Wan Kenobi'd them and came back stronger.
And then he lost millions
and the eternally relevant question: why don't you have more subs?
RUclips’s psycho demonetization bots ruined a meme legend. #BringInfowarsBack
Fuck this. Alex Jones was right about most stuff
Good goddamn fucking weeeerrrrrrk
I'm here to physically fist ZOMBIES HELLILLEH
this was funny
0:54 wow
1:21
1:39
Look I love dogcrap xD hahaha
*YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN*
0:26 Thought that was a still image, but no.
Was that kare Kano music
0:18 0:21
Do u mind if I use this video on my channel. Ill give u credits