If you have a son you'd like me to review. then you're not a good parent. Stinky blue rats channel: / @stinkybluerat My twitter: / doobusgoobus My Newgrounds: doobus-goobus....
Yea my son is blue since 2 days and isnt moving or even doing his chores around the House >:( Just dissapointed and i Think if he was green he would be bether.
Just a protip: never call your son "junior" okay? And to all you juniors out there, i feel for you. Chances are pretty good your mom screamed/moaned your names during sex...
Let's see The outline is clean Green is also my favorite color Funni tooth is iconic The diaper is (insert nice compliment) And that's all so A i guess
I've never seen the video that started it but I'm glad I did. The only baby that this segment reviewed was crips' and it was just a roasting session lol
The story of Gilgamesh be like: In order to curb Gilgamesh’s seemingly harsh rule, the god Anu causes the creation of Enkidu, a wild man who at first lives among animals. Soon, however, Enkidu is initiated into the ways of city life and travels to Uruk, where Gilgamesh awaits him. Tablet II describes a trial of strength between the two men in which Gilgamesh is the victor; thereafter, Enkidu is the friend and companion (in Sumerian texts, the servant) of Gilgamesh. In Tablets III-V the two men set out together against Huwawa (Humbaba), the divinely appointed guardian of a remote cedar forest, but the rest of the engagement is not recorded in the surviving fragments. In Tablet VI Gilgamesh, who has returned to Uruk, rejects the marriage proposal of Ishtar, the goddess of love, and then, with Enkidu’s aid, kills the divine bull that she sends to destroy him. Tablet VII begins with Enkidu’s account of a dream in which the gods Anu, Ea, and Shamash decide that Enkidu must die for slaying the bull. Enkidu then falls ill and dreams of the “house of dust” that awaits him. Gilgamesh’s lament for his friend and the state funeral of Enkidu are narrated in Tablet VIII. Afterward, Gilgamesh makes a dangerous journey (Tablets IX and X) in search of Utnapishtim, the survivor of the Babylonian Flood, in order to learn from him how to escape death. When he finally reaches Utnapishtim, Gilgamesh is told the story of the Flood and is shown where to find a plant that can renew youth (Tablet XI).
You know I got a very good review on a "sun" he's very bright and lights up the whole world, he has an affinity for plants a trees, but some may think he has a god complex we can't live without him.
My son is a jar of dolmeo sauce So he’s kinda cringe But my brother the well watcher has a son, the well watcher is an old abandoned well with a cursed emoji face and massive hands and his son lives at the bottom of him, he’s a writhing mass of eldritch horror but sometimes he takes the form of an anime girl, like yeah that’s kinda weird but I’m happy that my nephew is able to express himself
Never talk to me or my son ever again
bruh
Bruh
You seem like you know a lot about big chungus
Sup bro
Bruh
Calling your son Gilgamesh without knowing the story of Gilgamesh is exactly how you end up in your son’s tragic backstory.
Basically like naming your son after a guy who stole people's women at weddings
Basically like naming your son Icarus
Naming him after the guy that stopped stealing women after meeting a homie
I was Gilgamesh in a play 😂
who/what is gilgamesh
This is my parents comparing me to other kids
Yes, just yes
@@iamplate1819 Just, yes just
Lol
@@LegoBootyClapper tsuj,sey, tsuj
Bruh..
"Not many babys have a tooth, also funny ones."
The Spongebob Series says otherwise!
gjhk
Key words not many
I know the joke
@@SanestSpursFan2009 But, in Spongebob everybody as a baby had 1 funni tooth. So it would be many.
not MANY ugh what a big ol (Smart and high intelligence human being :) )
An exception does not overthrow the rule.
I like how he just made Crisp Jr Gilgamesh with a rat nose
tgmn
@@PlanetComputer oh ok
@@GooberInternet what does that mean
Ikr?
@@i-am-a_person8598 Teenage Gutant Minja Nurtles
If they have a bad son, then tell them to get a new one
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asd
@@saucymemes6696 specific what the fuck
It's all fun and games until they adopt a new son and kick the old one out at 11-years-old.
@@buttercupkat oh no
1:29 Twitter artists be like
true
Except it turns out %101 worse
You mean 1:36?
@@ghostzach..5596 it’s more accurate with the “I’m going to fix him”
@@MrMozzie ok
Gilgamesh is best boy 🥰
Mhm.
Faccs
@@zoepaws him and koops from paper Mario ttyd
I hope, he will be so epic, he will bring back the Sumeria.
yes
I have a son too, his name is question the question mark, he's so popular you can find him in a lot of places like in questions
??
@@johnlothian3440 there is his twin
@Simple Weirdo *we require more to take over all of literature and areas*
@Simple Weirdo yes of course, for those who help us with our quest and what we want to do, you shall all get a place in my rulings >:)
!
I always knew green was the superior choice of color for a son
Purple is where it's at.
@IAmWater Dead is also a close second. I like the lifeless emotion it gives me.
sdzfa
Its a creative color
Yea my son is blue since 2 days and isnt moving or even doing his chores around the House >:( Just dissapointed and i Think if he was green he would be bether.
I'm pretty sure Gilgamesh is a boss in a video game called
"Blood 2"
I think the bosses full name is "Gilgamesh destroyer of realities"
So let’s see we have ancient hero Gilgamesh, video game gilgamesh, and anime gilgamesh
What about final fantasy?
@@regirock7313 What about Doobus Goobus Gilgamesh?
Blood one is better.
It's very brave of him to choose to be green, I heard it's not easy.
Fun fact in ancient legend Gilgamesh's best friend and adopted brother is called enkidu who is a bull horned behemoth who used to live in the woods
Me: *hears Gilgamesh*
My brain: *fate unlimited blade works fate stay night flashbacks*
Just a protip: never call your son "junior" okay?
And to all you juniors out there, i feel for you. Chances are pretty good your mom screamed/moaned your names during sex...
Who says audible words during sex?
@@alex.g7317 apparently your mom
L
@@MRGUYDUDEMSM ur mad
If you hear someone moaning
"*name here* JR"
That's a problem
If i made my character purple, what grade you you give it?
11/20
10192919q0/10
like a 5
7/10
1 just 1
"Now here's how you don't do a son"
The They Might Be Giants ref is great. One of the most nostalgic music videos from my earlier childhood.
“He sounds like a video game boss”
Hmmm… I WONDER.
Why do I feel like a fight with those sons is incoming?
tgmn
rat poison
ah yes I would like to see the updated epic of gilgamesh in the archeological section of the museum
2:02 aww that little hand shake was so cute
Imagine Growing up and Being known as the "F- Baby"
Not ganna lie, this is like a semi legit review and i love that. Great points were made
Let's see
The outline is clean
Green is also my favorite color
Funni tooth is iconic
The diaper is (insert nice compliment)
And that's all so A i guess
As his uncle I approve
Yes
"Hes a ca- hes got his outline now"
The virgin Crisp Jr. Vs the chad gilga mesh
ye
Having played ffxiv, can confirm Greg is a great video game boss name. Your son should be proud.
“this is how you don’t do a son”
"THat shows ThaT Im The HippenEst HoppenEst Guy"
My son is a goomy named Butterball and he will grow to be a handsome goodra like his father.
I can't wait for Gilgamesh to reclaim his memories and take back his kingdom
That's Galuf.
Not Gilgamesh.
I’m glad you like green, my favorite color
Thank you for your tips Mr.Goobus i shall name my future Son Genghis Khan
So… when entering the white cartoon void, you NEED an outline
0:28 Aaaachtually Gilgamesh was a ruler of Mesopotamia, and was a demi-god
Final Fantasy V had Gilgamesh.
That's what he's referencing.
1:18 oh god... Doobus goobus racism detected
My theory is that in the doobus world characters need out lines in order to stay alive or else they just melt
Now we know Doobus's weakness... blue.
I've never seen the video that started it but I'm glad I did. The only baby that this segment reviewed was crips' and it was just a roasting session lol
Now I will do my review:
1: no
2: no
3: no
My review is done
Magnificent
This is the best collab ever Bc most just say awww your baby you drew is so cute BUT YOU ROAST EM WHOOOOOO
Thank you Doobus Goobus, very cool.
Just wanna say I was blown away by your sons part in the eternals
0:40 "NOW THIS HOW YOU DON'T DO A SON"
The story of Gilgamesh be like:
In order to curb Gilgamesh’s seemingly harsh rule, the god Anu causes the creation of Enkidu, a wild man who at first lives among animals. Soon, however, Enkidu is initiated into the ways of city life and travels to Uruk, where Gilgamesh awaits him. Tablet II describes a trial of strength between the two men in which Gilgamesh is the victor; thereafter, Enkidu is the friend and companion (in Sumerian texts, the servant) of Gilgamesh. In Tablets III-V the two men set out together against Huwawa (Humbaba), the divinely appointed guardian of a remote cedar forest, but the rest of the engagement is not recorded in the surviving fragments. In Tablet VI Gilgamesh, who has returned to Uruk, rejects the marriage proposal of Ishtar, the goddess of love, and then, with Enkidu’s aid, kills the divine bull that she sends to destroy him. Tablet VII begins with Enkidu’s account of a dream in which the gods Anu, Ea, and Shamash decide that Enkidu must die for slaying the bull. Enkidu then falls ill and dreams of the “house of dust” that awaits him. Gilgamesh’s lament for his friend and the state funeral of Enkidu are narrated in Tablet VIII. Afterward, Gilgamesh makes a dangerous journey (Tablets IX and X) in search of Utnapishtim, the survivor of the Babylonian Flood, in order to learn from him how to escape death. When he finally reaches Utnapishtim, Gilgamesh is told the story of the Flood and is shown where to find a plant that can renew youth (Tablet XI).
Lucky, my child has only 4 perfect stats and wrong nature
This is the most imparcial comparison I have ever seen in my life.
Doobus Is such a great dad
Crisp rat: you dare appose me mortal
fight me >:( rat
@@gilgamesh1549 he will have a nice play date with you >:)
@@lazybuilders4720 oh it's goin down
The son review lol
I officially like this guy. His favorite color is green. Green is good. Green is life.
You've stayed basic with your son's appearance.
Respect.
this is what i first thought of when i first saw ryan's family review
Gilgamesh is def S tier, Crisp Jr. Redesign is B+ tier maybe even low A- tier, base Crisp Jr. Is D- tier at best and quintuple F- tier at worse
Gilgamesh's name sounds like a Boss.
_Meanwhile in the FF multiverse..._
"not many baby have teeth"
Wow Spongebob has teeth when he is a fettus
And thus my introduction to a green funny guy
Yes, green is a very good colour.
"This is how you don't do a son" I have never heard that sentence once in my life.
0:16 green is not a creative color
Comment if ya get the reference
Hug Me Im Not Scared
As someone who's green, I can confirm that green is very cool.
My son is the best hide&seek player, last time we played i couldnt and still cant find him for 8 years.
So yea my wife is leaving m-
"His name is gilgamesh"
My brain: *hey isn't that from fate-*
Me: *n o*
How about Dababy, didn't see him in there
“Name sounds like a Video game boss”
Ironic
I agree with all of this
Duck hates Crisp JR. Duck doesn't even like the dad.
duck approves of gilgamesh
pog
Crisp jr just wasn't built for the cartoon void
I swear to God, you and Cr1tikal need to do a side commentary one day.
Anyone here agree? 😆
guy in the audience: "hey i like stinkybluerat... what a jurk..."
1:37 YOU RUINED HIM
Are we ever gonna talk about how Gilgamesh was born from a red-bubble merch store three years ago?
Your son keeps enuma elish'ing someone's house.
Gilgamesh is a very godly name
You named your son Gilgamesh?! Like Namco’s Gilgamesh?! Cool dude!
We've been driving around.. from one end of the town to the other .. and back
Isn’t it ironic that gilgamesh no longer exists, but crisp JR still shows up occasionally
This is pretty much Goten vs Gohan in a nutshell
What did you say about blue?.....
proceeds to write in blacklist
The description though lmao
Not gonna lie… Gilgamesh looks like broccoli with a funny tooth
The design:🌈🌞🍀
The name:🔫🔪💣
0:25 bro was that Gilgamesh drawing a reference to the band “there will be giants” if so
You are a man of great taste
average soccer mom talking bout their kid
what a lovely name Gilgamesh, such a powerful name!
You know I got a very good review on a "sun" he's very bright and lights up the whole world, he has an affinity for plants a trees, but some may think he has a god complex we can't live without him.
It's good that he *decided* to be green
My son is a jar of dolmeo sauce
So he’s kinda cringe
But my brother the well watcher has a son, the well watcher is an old abandoned well with a cursed emoji face and massive hands and his son lives at the bottom of him, he’s a writhing mass of eldritch horror but sometimes he takes the form of an anime girl, like yeah that’s kinda weird but I’m happy that my nephew is able to express himself
When you have a daughter, name her Ekidnu.
gilgamesh the destroyer of reality
"Me who has watched DHMIS"
GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR!
Crisp Rat been awfully quiet since this posted.
When it takes blue to make green
Review of my son :
He is a rock
A+++++++
tgmn
Me
I Adopted my Frickin Phone as My Daughter Cuz the Female Voice in Google Assistant
(my Phone is a Vivo BTW)
B+
That "Video Game Boss" must be Gilgamesh from Final Fantasy V
Nobody knows that game, at all.
They made a pixel remaster about it.
I have learned from this video that his first name is not Doobus, but in fact Goobus.
Im green, am I good for you dad?