@@snakesolid6823 a criminal!!!! He stole my suit! He's a menace to the entire city! I want that wall crawling arachnid prosecuted!!!! I want him strung up by his web!!!!!
I adore how JK Simmons is such a good sport about playing Jameson. "Three movies? Sure! Animated series? Why not! Simpsons? What the hell! Movie again in a different continuity? Hell yeah!" And I heard his voice writing all of that.
He needs to cameo as Jameson in EVERY superhero universe. Get me photos of Batman. Get me photos that clown Joker. Photos of him being punched! God I hate clowns. I hate clowns even more than Spider-Man! I'd even buy photos of Spider-Man punching clowns.. especially if that clown is Joker!" "That Murdock guy doesn't know where to find Daredevil? What is he - blind?!" " I need photos of the Power Rangers! Maybe those teens who always dress in the same colors as the Power Rangers, practice karate like the Power Rangers, and hang out in groups of 5 or 6 like the Power Rangers... know where the Power Rangers are!" "Those turtles will only pose for photos if paid in pizza? Deal! There's a Dollar Tree nearby that sells those tiny $1 ones, right?"
Literally Everyone is fucking up for not getting pictures of spiderman The only one Jonah can rely on is Peter because he is that consistent dedicated photographer
@@methodology8 " I did not publish a story accusing Spider-Man of a crime he didn't commit, I did nooot! Oh, hai, Mark..... Where's my photos of that criminal Spider-Man?!"
The best part about JK Simmons being the only Jameson is that even Stan Lee agreed. Stan said he auditioned to play Jameson himself but after seeing Simmons' performance, he was glad that he wasn't chosen.
@@siddhartashakara5240 well it's not really a spelling or grammer mistake. Maybe "Spider-Man" is the more correct way to spell it but it doesn't make a difference. Pointing that out makes you seem like a grammer nazi
i think alan rickman was miscast. don't get me wrong he was an absolutely brilliant actor and i love many of his roles, but he was too sympathetic and charismatic for snape.
@@tommerker8063 I don’t think he was necessarily miscast but Snape was supposed to be literally a POS. Alan Rickman made him like someone you can interact with but don’t want to interact with that person.
Love how at the end of it the writers just doubled down and we’re bluntly like “F**k it, let’s have him demand Spiderman photos despite it being completely irrelevant to this JJ version’s job”😂
> _"And the poems should have the following rhyme scheme: A-B-B-A-A-B-B-A-C-D-E-C-D-E."_ "I WANT PETRARCHAN SONNETS... PETRARCHAN SONNETS ABOUT SPIDER-MAN!"
@@cptTK421 i love how your comment neglecting "photos of spider-man" as a bullet point implies that j.k. simmons actually wants photos of spider-man on a normal day
@@kuyaRussel YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN HELP SPIDER-MAN LOOK LIKE A HERO WHEN HE'S ACTUALLY A MENACE!! *THINK, MARK!* IF HE REALLY WASN'T A MENACE, THEN WHY DID HE STEAL MY SUIT?!
I feel like they had a more fitting use of JK Simmons lined up but there was some complication so they just threw him in the poetry episode and it still worked perfectly
My PetrParkrchan Sonnet (the rhyming scheme he wanted) ABBAABBACDECDE Edit: (Now Fixed) - I want Spider-Man! That vile evil menace. Webbing up criminals everywhere he goes Felicia, Jane, and Stacy, Spider-Man’s got all the hoes A plague to the city, the web head is horrendous His strength is undefeated, cause he got that spidey fitness He’s sticky in his fingers and he’s sticky in his toes What purpose does he have for facing many wicked foes Did he get somebody killed, fighting crime as his penance? Facing C tier villains Big Wheel, Hornet, Spot and the Shocker With an A tier hottie back at home by the name of Mary Jane The menace must be stopped before he ruins N Y C I will ruin web head’s image I will be his greatest mocker Do they not recognize his menace I’m the only one who’s sane? I want pictures of him Parker, GIVE ME PHOTOS OF SPIDEY!
I hate to be the one to break it to you but you're missing one of the Bs in the ABBAAB(B)ACDECDE Menace/A Goes/B Hoes/B Horrendous/A Fitness/A Toes/B Penance/A Shocker/C Jane/D NYC/E Mocker/C Insane(was this meant to be sane btw?)/D Spidey/E
@@edwardnygma8533 well crap…and since they pinned it I can’t edit it. (But thank you anyways) - (Insert line under (toes line) - Why he does what he does, I don’t think anybody knows
@@savitoon2287 For sure, sucks that it'll lose the pin and heart. Also, that line kinda contradicts the very next line, but I suppose it could be a thing of switching between narrators, since it's switching between knowing his identity and not already.
Out of all the great things the Raimi Spiderman movies gave us (Dafoe as Norman Osborn, Molina's Otto Octavius, Rosemary Harris' aunt May, ... the action scenes, the music, the writing, the scenes of Spiderman swinging through Manhattan, ...), they really out did themselves by casting Simmons as Jameson. He's by far the single greatest comic character cast in comic movie history. Everyone has a different opinion whether Jim Caviezel or Christopher Reeves is the better Superman. People argue over Keaton, Kilmer, West, Conroy, Bale and Affleck (I personally hope that Pattinson will join these ranks too. I think he's got what it takes.). Even with Spidey himself. But nobody will ever come close to Simmons' portrayal of Jameson. There can be only one.
@@albertskoften1452 All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I don't want tour damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down. With the lemons. I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that *burns your house down!*
“What do you mean you don't work for me? You're hired. Now that you're hired, you're fired. Now that you don't work here we can be friends. Now that we're friends, how come you never call? Some friend you are.” Yeah you have to be a professional actor to say all that in under 5 seconds.
In the heart of the city, he swings with grace (A) A flash of red in a relentless race (B) His web a brush on the canvas of night (B) A hero cloaked in the pale moonlight (A) Beneath the mask, a boy's tale weaved (A) With every thread of hope conceived (B) A vigilante’s dance, tightropes he'll tread (B) In a symphony of silence overhead (A) Chasing the whispers of criminal deeds (C) With great power, he confronts, he leads (D) In the web of fate, his courage bleeds (E) Yet, he's the guardian that the city needs (C) A spider's gift, his destiny, he heeds (D) In every leap, our fears he reads (E)
0:41 J. Jonah Jameson: "I hate sweet! I need photos, photos if Spiderman!" Worker: "This is a poetry journal..." J Jonah Jameson: "Okay than poems of Spiderman, *Think guy who works for me!* "
PS: GOD I LOVE THESE LINES "Han....Haan? Hmmmmmm" "Genius" "Pay him nothing and run it on the cover" "Stop the press nd send my wife some flowers" "And bring me and ad bill" "What u mean u dont work for me?" "Ur hired. Now that ur hired ur fired" "Now that u dont work here...we can be friends" "Now that we are friends...how come u never called" "Some friend you are" "GOD I LOVE THIS BUSINESS" "Bad news MAYA ANGELOU you've been bumped" "Awwww thats sweet" "I hate sweet" "I NEED PHOTOS...PHOTOS OF SPIDERMAN" "This is a poetry journal" "OK THEN POEMS ABOUT SPIDERMAN" "And i want you finish before you start" "And Before you finish..Get me some coffee" "And the poems should've the following rhyme scheme" "A B B A A B B A C D E C D E" "What are you waiting for? " "CHINESE NEW YEAR...."
They got him and told him to be JJ for a bit. They didn't even hand him a script they just gave him a mic and told him to say whatever and they'll just animate it.
@@jamesgravil9162 It's not how they did the Genie in the film, it was how they did the concept art and proto designs. The actual stuff that made it in the film was scripted.
@@Gareth-410 Not all of it. The opening scene with the trader and his lamps was just recorded when they gave Robin a bunch of stuff on a table and said “go” The line where he says “it will not break! …it broke” is because the thing broke.
I see you’re trying to find the right time to make an unoriginal comment to get likes. Let me tell you something. On RUclips comments, likes mean nothing.
JK is so much the very essence of J. Jonah Jameson that no impersonator can cut it. Just like with Bob Odenkirk playing Saul Goodman on *Breaking Bad* and *Better Call Saul.* They always get the real thing.
We should Appreciate J. K. Simons while we still can, because the inevitable will happen someday and that day comes. Not only we'll stop receiving him yelling at staffers for not having pictures of Spiderman, we'll also just loose another Legend.
Damn I literally just watched Spider-Man at the show today, how is this magically in my algorithm
Yeah same.
Did you take your phone to the cinema with you? And not switch it off but set it on Silent mode?
Yeah it's almost like the RUclips algorithm thinks Spider-Man is popular or something
Me too I watched it just today
J.J.Jameson was just a background character on No Way Home
Pathetic
Nobody will ever exude the sheer energy he has when he says "Spider-Man!"
He HATES Spider-Man.... and it's **so awesome** to be audience to it!!!!!!!
A thief !
@@snakesolid6823 A menace!
@@snakesolid6823 a criminal!!!! He stole my suit! He's a menace to the entire city! I want that wall crawling arachnid prosecuted!!!! I want him strung up by his web!!!!!
@@myheromedia-verse I want spiderman!!!!!!
I adore how JK Simmons is such a good sport about playing Jameson. "Three movies? Sure! Animated series? Why not! Simpsons? What the hell! Movie again in a different continuity? Hell yeah!" And I heard his voice writing all of that.
He needs to cameo as Jameson in EVERY superhero universe.
Get me photos of Batman. Get me photos that clown Joker. Photos of him being punched! God I hate clowns. I hate clowns even more than Spider-Man! I'd even buy photos of Spider-Man punching clowns.. especially if that clown is Joker!"
"That Murdock guy doesn't know where to find Daredevil? What is he - blind?!"
" I need photos of the Power Rangers! Maybe those teens who always dress in the same colors as the Power Rangers, practice karate like the Power Rangers, and hang out in groups of 5 or 6 like the Power Rangers... know where the Power Rangers are!"
"Those turtles will only pose for photos if paid in pizza? Deal! There's a Dollar Tree nearby that sells those tiny $1 ones, right?"
@@JTDK1981 I read that in his voice. I can do the voice well but he talks too fast so I made some stammers. Haha.
Also a clip in Robot Chicken
Him appearing in Far From Home blew my mind in the best possible way.
You know you've done it right when we can hear the voice.
No one... not a single person on the planet could ever *EVER* replace JK Simmons.
I mean he is the damn character.
That's a true even Marvel Studios can't deny.
I think Terry Crews can come close
@@biblicaladrian6007 read what I said Adrian..
@@SirPrince-x1q Now I know what you're thinking about. But drop the weapon.
@@SirPrince-x1q you got that right Stolas!
It's so cool they got JK Simmons just for this.
He did it twice.
@@MrMaxHauser he has been is several episodes.
The legend owns JJ
This whole scene is just fuckin cool. Good old fashioned simpsons
No one else can be jj
No matter in what universe he is... HE STILL NEEDS PHOTOS OF SPIDER-MAN!
yeah that’s where the drummer kid fucked up
That's where Mark fucked up
Literally Everyone is fucking up for not getting pictures of spiderman
The only one Jonah can rely on is Peter because he is that consistent dedicated photographer
@@methodology8 " I did not publish a story accusing Spider-Man of a crime he didn't commit, I did nooot! Oh, hai, Mark..... Where's my photos of that criminal Spider-Man?!"
@@JTDK1981 I believe he was referencing Invincible but now I feel like we need to have a J.K. Simmons version of The Room
The best part about JK Simmons being the only Jameson is that even Stan Lee agreed.
Stan said he auditioned to play Jameson himself but after seeing Simmons' performance, he was glad that he wasn't chosen.
🙄
imagine a different timeline where stan played jjj
@@dimsumboy22 🤔
@@dimsumboy22 shut up
@@Marko97364 amogus sus
“What’re you waiting for, Chinese New Year?!”
I think that was an actual line from the spider-man movies that got deleted.
From Spider-Man 3 😂😂
Go go go!
@@foxhound13 it wasn’t, it was in the film
@@foxhound13 it was not deleted in spider man 3
"I need photos!
Photos of Spiderman!"
"This is a poetry journal"
"Fine, then get me poems of Spiderman!
🤣
Umm...it's actually spider-man...it's not like a last name or something.
@@siddhartashakara5240 noone cares
@@woodencat5990 I used to...
@@siddhartashakara5240 well it's not really a spelling or grammer mistake. Maybe "Spider-Man" is the more correct way to spell it but it doesn't make a difference. Pointing that out makes you seem like a grammer nazi
@@woodencat5990 indeed...I'm just pointing it out as a big fan of the hero (which is not better), as well as a reference to an old Friends episode.
JK Simmons is the perfect cast for JJ Jameson. Just like Alan Rickman with Snape and Harrison Ford with Indiana Jones.
i think alan rickman was miscast. don't get me wrong he was an absolutely brilliant actor and i love many of his roles, but he was too sympathetic and charismatic for snape.
@@tommerker8063 Jeremy Irons would have been a good Snape.
@@jamesgravil9162 lol now i imagine the somber "always." line as jeremy irons screaming "ALWAYAAAAAAAYYYYYYSSSSSS!" at the top of his lungs xD
John Wick and Neo too are the perfect casts for Keanu Reeves bro
@@tommerker8063 I don’t think he was necessarily miscast but Snape was supposed to be literally a POS. Alan Rickman made him like someone you can interact with but don’t want to interact with that person.
“Hey Jonah? We need you to come in and do a couple of lines for the Simpsons…”
“The Simpsons!? That’s outrageous! Deal!…”
Love how at the end of it the writers just doubled down and we’re bluntly like “F**k it, let’s have him demand Spiderman photos despite it being completely irrelevant to this JJ version’s job”😂
No matter the universe, he needs photos of Spider-Man
@@tyrannapusandfriends6254
You can take the JJ out of a universe, but you can’t take the JJ out of JJ
Yeah, because it's lazy writing. Coasting on someone else's success is much easier than writing your own iconic scenes and characters.
@@Poet482 No one asked for your idiotic thoughts.
Who is this Spiderman you speak of? I only know Spider-Man.
I love instead of trying to bury the the role like most actors, j.k. Simmons just bask in the glow of being a absolute meme God
There can be no other Jameson.
If you haven't played the Portal games, he's fantastic in Portal 2. Brings a lot of the same energy.
Look what they need to mimic a fraction of his power!
JK Simmons is so perfect for that role, he even plays his own parodies. There is truly no one else who could ever portray J Jonah Jameson like him.
The guy in the PS4 version goes pretty hard. I only learned today that J. K. Simmons didn't actually voice Jameson in the game.
The guy in Spectacular Spider-man did a great job as well! Still, Simmons set the standard!
"What do you mean you don't work for me? You're hired! Now that you're hired, you're fired!"
That's such a J.J. thing to say.
> _"And the poems should have the following rhyme scheme: A-B-B-A-A-B-B-A-C-D-E-C-D-E."_
"I WANT PETRARCHAN SONNETS... PETRARCHAN SONNETS ABOUT SPIDER-MAN!"
This was the comment is I was searching for. Thank you.
What are you waiting for, Chinese New Year?
a.b.b.a.a.b.b.a.c.d.e.c.d.e. Huh?!?!
I’m pretty sure that’s the melody to the 1960s Spider-Man theme
@@LuisAlvarez-mr5wm🤣🤣🤣🤣
I fully believe they just let JK Simmons riff here after the ending.
Edit: Holy hell thanks for the 1,100 likes!
Is Hell holy for you man?
@@gussanchez1446New response just dropped
JK Simmons is a god-tier actor
Did they even write a script for these scenes or just put a microphone in front of him for a couple minutes?
Something tells me they just recorded him going about his day
prolly just the bullet points of "Lisa's entry is cash money" and "snub poetry big name"
That's basically what they do everytime Al Brooks shows up
@@cptTK421 i love how your comment neglecting "photos of spider-man" as a bullet point implies that j.k. simmons actually wants photos of spider-man on a normal day
Im hoping for the latter lol
0:44 when omni man comes to earth
omni man be like:
Why did you make me do this!
@@kuyaRussel
YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN HELP SPIDER-MAN LOOK LIKE A HERO WHEN HE'S ACTUALLY A MENACE!! *THINK, MARK!* IF HE REALLY WASN'T A MENACE, THEN WHY DID HE STEAL MY SUIT?!
@@ggkk8909
I want that Wall crawling arachnid prosecuted!
I want him sprung up by his web!
I want Spiderman!
@@ggkk8909
He’s... the only one... that could’ve stopped... Octavius... *gasps for breath* Dad?
You don't seem to understand Mark he is a menace
“Genius, now put it on the front page and pay him nothing”
The “Now that you’re fired, we can be friends. Now that we’re friends, how come you never call?!” was my favorite bit😄
IT'S OFFICIAL: J Jonah Jameson is basically J.K. Simmons in every universe...
I lost it when he said Spider-Man.
JK Simmons is perfect cast for J. Jonah Jameson to this day he is J. Jonah Jameson
J. Jonah Jameson: Exists
Thanos says, "J.K. Simmons --> figure of your imagination --> 'snap'."
Him and Ed Asner in my opinion
Fun fact: this guy still liking comments after 4 years
I feel like they had a more fitting use of JK Simmons lined up but there was some complication so they just threw him in the poetry episode and it still worked perfectly
My PetrParkrchan Sonnet (the rhyming scheme he wanted) ABBAABBACDECDE
Edit: (Now Fixed)
-
I want Spider-Man! That vile evil menace.
Webbing up criminals everywhere he goes
Felicia, Jane, and Stacy, Spider-Man’s got all the hoes
A plague to the city, the web head is horrendous
His strength is undefeated, cause he got that spidey fitness
He’s sticky in his fingers and he’s sticky in his toes
What purpose does he have for facing many wicked foes
Did he get somebody killed, fighting crime as his penance?
Facing C tier villains Big Wheel, Hornet, Spot and the Shocker
With an A tier hottie back at home by the name of Mary Jane
The menace must be stopped before he ruins N Y C
I will ruin web head’s image I will be his greatest mocker
Do they not recognize his menace I’m the only one who’s sane?
I want pictures of him Parker, GIVE ME PHOTOS OF SPIDEY!
I hate to be the one to break it to you but you're missing one of the Bs in the ABBAAB(B)ACDECDE
Menace/A
Goes/B
Hoes/B
Horrendous/A
Fitness/A
Toes/B
Penance/A
Shocker/C
Jane/D
NYC/E
Mocker/C
Insane(was this meant to be sane btw?)/D
Spidey/E
@@edwardnygma8533 well crap…and since they pinned it I can’t edit it. (But thank you anyways)
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(Insert line under (toes line)
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Why he does what he does, I don’t think anybody knows
@@savitoon2287 For sure, sucks that it'll lose the pin and heart. Also, that line kinda contradicts the very next line, but I suppose it could be a thing of switching between narrators, since it's switching between knowing his identity and not already.
Wow
It's crap. Crap. Crap. Mega-Crap.
I'll give you 200 bucks for it.
“I need photos, photos of Spider Man!”
“This is a poetry journal!”
“Ok, then poems about Spider Man!”
Out of all the great things the Raimi Spiderman movies gave us (Dafoe as Norman Osborn, Molina's Otto Octavius, Rosemary Harris' aunt May, ... the action scenes, the music, the writing, the scenes of Spiderman swinging through Manhattan, ...), they really out did themselves by casting Simmons as Jameson. He's by far the single greatest comic character cast in comic movie history. Everyone has a different opinion whether Jim Caviezel or Christopher Reeves is the better Superman. People argue over Keaton, Kilmer, West, Conroy, Bale and Affleck (I personally hope that Pattinson will join these ranks too. I think he's got what it takes.). Even with Spidey himself. But nobody will ever come close to Simmons' portrayal of Jameson. There can be only one.
When the hell was Jim Caviezel Superman?
@@willchurch8376 Man of Steel, Batman vs Superman, ...
@@RudiW1510 That was Henry Cavill.
@@willchurch8376 thanks for the correction.
This jk Simmons as JJ is fucking perfect. Its the best casting ever
No matter how well he does in another role, JK Simmons will always be associated with JJJ.
Someone has never heard of Cave Johnson!
@@TheKhakiNinja I want lemons! Lemons of fire!
@@albertskoften1452 All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I don't want tour damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down. With the lemons. I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that *burns your house down!*
@@joeymcm04 The Sentient Cloud will smile upon you for this, sir.
He’s made a career out of yelling at teenagers.
“What do you mean you don't work for me? You're hired. Now that you're hired, you're fired. Now that you don't work here we can be friends. Now that we're friends, how come you never call? Some friend you are.”
Yeah you have to be a professional actor to say all that in under 5 seconds.
In the heart of the city, he swings with grace (A)
A flash of red in a relentless race (B)
His web a brush on the canvas of night (B)
A hero cloaked in the pale moonlight (A)
Beneath the mask, a boy's tale weaved (A)
With every thread of hope conceived (B)
A vigilante’s dance, tightropes he'll tread (B)
In a symphony of silence overhead (A)
Chasing the whispers of criminal deeds (C)
With great power, he confronts, he leads (D)
In the web of fate, his courage bleeds (E)
Yet, he's the guardian that the city needs (C)
A spider's gift, his destiny, he heeds (D)
In every leap, our fears he reads (E)
c and e are the same?
My friend I’m sorry to tell you but I don’t think you understand how rhyme schemes work
i do not. i fed the task to chatgpt @@Bungord
Still a pretty damn good poem tho👏🏻
AA BB CC DD EEEEEE
J.K. Simmons is one of the best celebrity voice actors of all time! His performance as J. Jonah Jameson is amazing!
the way he says 'spider-man' is so fucking _classic_
I swear omni man is what got me to like him
JJ got tired of waiting for Spidey pics, so he became Omni man
Hell yea man.
I loved JK Simmons since Whiplash.
@@monkeymon327 Omni Man got tired of raising a family, so he became Cave Johnson.
That’s sad
Can't wait for buff J.J Jameson vs buff Freddie Mercury to be animated
I can’t believe they got Maya Angelou to yell at J. K. Simmons.
“Now that you don’t work here, we can be friends. Now that we’re friends, how come you never call? Some friend you are!” *click*
😂😂😂
When i was a kid i used to be annoyed by his character in the spiderman movies, but now as an adult, i enjoy this masterpiece! Thank you JK Simmons.
JK Simmons must have had so much fun getting to play this role again.
I remember when this scene came out, we had just gone over rhyme schemes in my English class, and I couldn't stop laughing.
J.K. Simmons was perfect in "Spider-Man" and in this. Made me laugh so much.
0:41
J. Jonah Jameson: "I hate sweet! I need photos, photos if Spiderman!"
Worker: "This is a poetry journal..."
J Jonah Jameson: "Okay than poems of Spiderman, *Think guy who works for me!* "
JK Simmons is such an underrated voice actor, truly a jack of all trades
Funfact: The Voice Actor of Homer also voiced Jameson in the 90s Cartoon in the German Version
It's hard to imagine J. Jonah Jameson without that voice.
PS: GOD I LOVE THESE LINES
"Han....Haan? Hmmmmmm"
"Genius"
"Pay him nothing and run it on the cover"
"Stop the press nd send my wife some flowers"
"And bring me and ad bill"
"What u mean u dont work for me?"
"Ur hired. Now that ur hired ur fired"
"Now that u dont work here...we can be friends"
"Now that we are friends...how come u never called"
"Some friend you are"
"GOD I LOVE THIS BUSINESS"
"Bad news MAYA ANGELOU you've been bumped"
"Awwww thats sweet"
"I hate sweet"
"I NEED PHOTOS...PHOTOS OF SPIDERMAN"
"This is a poetry journal"
"OK THEN POEMS ABOUT SPIDERMAN"
"And i want you finish before you start"
"And Before you finish..Get me some coffee"
"And the poems should've the following rhyme scheme"
"A B B A A B B A C D E C D E"
"What are you waiting for? "
"CHINESE NEW YEAR...."
They got him and told him to be JJ for a bit. They didn't even hand him a script they just gave him a mic and told him to say whatever and they'll just animate it.
That's basically how Robin Williams voiced the Genie!
@@jamesgravil9162 It's not how they did the Genie in the film, it was how they did the concept art and proto designs. The actual stuff that made it in the film was scripted.
@@Gareth-410 I bet you’re fun at parties
@@Gareth-410
Not all of it.
The opening scene with the trader and his lamps was just recorded when they gave Robin a bunch of stuff on a table and said “go”
The line where he says “it will not break! …it broke” is because the thing broke.
@@moistywoisty no one here is
"Aw that's sweet, I HATE SWEET! I need photos, photos of Spider-Man!!"
0:53 This is my jam!
So according to the comments, the RUclips Algorithm smiled upon this video recently....
I see you’re trying to find the right time to make an unoriginal comment to get likes. Let me tell you something. On RUclips comments, likes mean nothing.
Give him pictures of Spider Man, or he'll conquer the Earth.
It would’ve been a crime to hire anyone else to play the voice of J. Jonah Jameson
Literally THE most perfect casting of all time
I love how he pets the phone lol
I love the fact that not only JK Simmons is perfect for Jameson, but that he also plays him in EVERY continuity ever since!
JK is so much the very essence of J. Jonah Jameson that no impersonator can cut it. Just like with Bob Odenkirk playing Saul Goodman on *Breaking Bad* and *Better Call Saul.* They always get the real thing.
We should Appreciate J. K. Simons while we still can, because the inevitable will happen someday and that day comes. Not only we'll stop receiving him yelling at staffers for not having pictures of Spiderman, we'll also just loose another Legend.
The second he said "I want photos, photos of SPIDER-MAN," my boyfriend squealed and went "HE SAID THE THING!!!"
It's funny that he said, "What are you waiting for, Chinese New Year?" in Spider-Man 3 and this episode aired before Spider-Man 3 came out.
Lowkey foreshadowing
@@urbanwarchief the simpsons like foreshadowing things..
I can't unhear and unsee J Jonah Jameson.
It's hysterical how easily the rhyme scheme rolls off the tongue here
He fits in perfectly with the show
Old simpsons was really good. "Then I want poems about Spiderman" is a fucking hilarious line
0:13 funniest and fastest sentence that this guy just said
Jameson was already an impression of himself, so it's like J.K. Simmons doing an impression of an impression of himself, IMPRESSCEPTION!
I never knew he was in the simpsons, and he's still the funny old J.J. 😂 🤣
This wasn't scripted. Someone just put a mic in front of J.K. Simmons and this what it picked up.
I like how the video has 600k views but only one comment
As a freelance writer and poet, this hit different
He needs Lisa to contact Invincible to get him poems about Spider-Man
JK Simmons is a national treasure, change my mind
I like how he just has a big stamp that says 'NO' that he stamps papers with
I really need whatever coffee J.K Simmons drinks in the morning.
Sounds like Jk Simmons 😀
It is indeed :)
It is JK Simmons! What do you expect?! 🤣
😏
The most iconic lines come from this man
0:29 Maya Angelou being bumped! CLASSIC!!!!!
I love how she’s the only one who can make him tone down his intensity. 😂😂😂
Sometimes movies get their cast incredibly right. J.K. Simmons is one of those examples where you just can't imagine anyone else playing the role.
J.K Simmons is THE J. Jonah Jameson. I've no idea how he manages to deliver his lines so fast. It's great 😄
Jk Simmons has played a surprising amount of Simpsons characters and every time he’s great
When you want pictures of Spider-Man but you work at a poetry journal: 0:48
I can't get over just how fast this man talks, it's amazing
They actually got JK Simmons back
I just got done watching the original trilogy and now this is recommended
I thought this was one of the best impressions I've ever heard, until I saw the comments and found out it was actually him. lol
0:30 I love how subtitles just gave up at this point
Michael Keaton "I'm Batman"
Robert Downey Jr. "I am Iron Man"
J.K. Simmons
"I! WANT! SPIDER-MAAAAAAAAN!!!!!"
0:44
Hearing that is like Magic
Jameson being the micro machines guy.
Could you imagine a conversation between those two? J Jonah Jameson and the Micro Machines guy. That would be the best thing ever.
John Moschitta Jr aka Blurr from The Transformers.
This is the best J. Jonah Jameson animated character I've ever seen.
Gosh, this man was BORN for this role 🤣
Even in a one-off Simpsons skit, there’s no denying that they struck gold when Simmons was cast as JJ back in 2002.
J.K. Simmons is such a great actor.
Jonah: I need photos, photos of spider man
Random staff: but this is a poetry journal
Jonah : then poems about Spider-Man
I swear to god I had my mouse ready to click off the video as soon as he spoke and it wasn't J.K Simmons. I was pleasantly surprised.
Holy shit! That is taking his character to the extreme and I love it!
I keep watching this and I keep loving it
Jk Simmons as JJ is such amazing casting that no other actor could ever outperform him, he is the definition of perfect casting.
Youre FIRED!
Now that you don’t work here, we can be friends.
@@Nocturne61 now that we friends how come you don’t call . Some friend you are