after visiting a well known watering hole in the west end of Glasgow we jumped a fast black home. After complaining to each other about the price of the beer in said pub the wee taxi driver piped up "Ye'd be as well drapping yer trousers as soon as ye went in the door." Oh the taxi banter, LOL.
@tamkukushka Scots is an offical language. You aren't Scottish, therefore I am afraid you don't really know about the subject. In fact, it is even in our census as a question (do you speak Scots?). It is our heritage, and I would thank you to not bash it about.
@tamkukushka When, in my many comments on this page, did I imply that people in Glasgow spoke Old Scots? Oh, and to your listings of the languages of UDHR above, apparently those countries aren't good enough to have a UDHR (aye right...). Old German? German is an old language, slightly changed with slang and modern words. English? That's more valid. Plus, it's intresting to see that you are not trying to defend your claim about people in Glasgow not speaking like this...
@tamkukushka I said that the Glaswegian accent was true Scots? Wow, I must have been out of it... I cannot believe you don't understand my exaggerated sentence. I was commenting on the arseholeness (I know that's not a word) of these government types. There, satisfied? My argument is over the place? You don't have English as a first language then. I know that I don't... :)
Funny how I was born in Glasgow, but I can't understand any of them even though I've been a Glasgow bus driver for 21 years. It must be because I was raised to understand normal people.
@AlistairIsCool You don't know Scots. Your comment is invalid. Why, then, did the Declaration Of Human Rights have to be written up in Scots if it isn't another language then? Hmm...
@tamkukushka Okay. Learn the art of using something called 'irony'. You can obviously recognise it, but cannot understand it. Yes, the Scots UDHR is written up in the original Scots, and not that fucked-up dialect that people speak in Glasgow. Mar sin leibh an dràsda.
@tamkukushka Wow, you live in Glasgow and have never heard anybody speak like that? Someone needs to get out more... The Scots written in UDHR was Old Scots. Surely, having liven in Scotland for 26 years, you would know this? Hmm...
Good to see a couple of the "journalists" from glasgow live.
Far too old for that.
Mair fun at a Glesga stabbin than an Edinburgh wedding
Or one ae they tacky rock shops or saunas puntin haund relief
I'm glad Hemphill wore brown contacts when he played Victor. His real eyes are kinda creepy...
Agree. I've just watched the video and noticed that his eyes are almost white.
I always thought those brown contacts were intense. Victors eyes are like almost yellow
More fun at a Glasgow stabbing than an Edinburgh wedding. I haven't heard that in years.
Top quote of the day (2:48)
"I wiz sitin ere all oan ma jack jones and thought ya wer pure givin me a ruber dingy"
I actually need a clip of these guys just saying: "We're only here for the banter." :-) xx
@1:58 "oh Gary its an utter dullyin" hahahahahaha fuckin brilliant!
No they are the two men that play jack and victor in still game, playing as two posh old men.
nae mare haun relief now! Thanks Police Scotland!
after visiting a well known watering hole in the west end of Glasgow we jumped a fast black home. After complaining to each other about the price of the beer in said pub the wee taxi driver piped up "Ye'd be as well drapping yer trousers as soon as ye went in the door." Oh the taxi banter, LOL.
hearditman that's the taxi patter for u my boy, oh the banter
Sitting here on my jack jones and thought you were giving me a pure rubber dingy. Fucking love it!
Love Chewin The Fat. Great characters, love the Banter boys.
I parked my car at the back of the Barras came back to find someone removing the wheels. In broad daylight!
Aye the Glesca thievin doon the Barras
@@DunedinMultimedia Oh, the Glesca tea leaves doon the Barrows. If it's not nailed down, they'll half-inch it.
I'm just here for the banter ☺️
I only watched this for the BANTER !!!!
GLASGOW IS THE BEST
WHAT A BELTER
these guys are quality
oh gary its an utter dullion lol
does the pope wear a mitre super lol
Barry white, shite 😂😂
I managed to haggle him down to 85 lmao brilliant
Murder policeman, what a bargain.
lmao love this. Miss it so much now. It should be back on. Glesga banter :-D
Edena! Scotia's midden seat?!
Midden seat
Aw My, fancy that. Em Embronian, but i love a bit o the Banter!!
i thought you were giving is a pure dingy, waaaaaaaaahahahahah, i thought they only said that in Dundee hahaha pure class!
head the balls
hang the change!
we're paying for the banter :D
The glasgow Banta don the barows lol
barrie white! shite! love it and im fi edinburgh!
This is soooooo fkin funny us Irish and Scottish are so alike
Stewart Sanders we do come from the same race of people to be fair 😂 and I mean celts not white.
@@edwardwilson6775False. Scots and Irish are inherently different races.
What a belter!
He's talking about the guys in this video, not Jack and Victor.
Oooooh the banter
oh the barra's...
Correct me if i'm wrong .... are these Woman Lesbians....
OH THE BARROWS
gesuse why we call it glesgay cosee they are gay
@tamkukushka Scots is an offical language. You aren't Scottish, therefore I am afraid you don't really know about the subject. In fact, it is even in our census as a question (do you speak Scots?). It is our heritage, and I would thank you to not bash it about.
@tamkukushka Okay, you wish for me to apologise for the fact that I was not brought up around the English language? Not cool man, not cool...
"A Joseph K Baxi 😂😂😂
I thought I had a comment. Then the Husband came in the room and everythings to Shit now. Oh well I said Yes.
Decimation
The way you just spelled Glesgeh, doesn't look right! Lol.
Ahhk, i suppose there's no other way you can spell it in Scottish slang, eh? Lol.
They say glasgew is full of specky bams.
Might be better if the sound and picture were in sync!!
Oh the banter 🤤
@xlaleclx Scots used to be a seperate language from English (I still consider it as just that, and so do many other people).
@tamkukushka When, in my many comments on this page, did I imply that people in Glasgow spoke Old Scots? Oh, and to your listings of the languages of UDHR above, apparently those countries aren't good enough to have a UDHR (aye right...). Old German? German is an old language, slightly changed with slang and modern words. English? That's more valid. Plus, it's intresting to see that you are not trying to defend your claim about people in Glasgow not speaking like this...
nothing wrong with the sync!!!
jst luv the banter lol
i'm from "glesgay" and it annoying when people called here that lol if u dont say glasgow you should say glesga
Just had to go back to this hahaha
@tamkukushka I said that the Glaswegian accent was true Scots? Wow, I must have been out of it...
I cannot believe you don't understand my exaggerated sentence. I was commenting on the arseholeness (I know that's not a word) of these government types. There, satisfied? My argument is over the place? You don't have English as a first language then. I know that I don't... :)
A dae mair or less the same wi Edinburgh.
Brilliant
glesgay????? GLESGAE DA YE MIND
Glesgay cause they're bent like an arab's dagger.
@@fikonfraktare😂😂😂
deboogersnot@ you are right
Jealous about us burugh
barry white! shite! xD
@AlistairIsCool Scots is a language it is an offical languge
@SXI1972 finally someone spells it right.
What the fuck are this guys talking about?
I ACTUALLY love this :L (L)
Funny how I was born in Glasgow, but I can't understand any of them even though I've been a Glasgow bus driver for 21 years. It must be because I was raised to understand normal people.
@xlaleclx no its Scottish
@naedanger123 I meant the language.
yea bt the guys that play jack an victr are playing these gay guys, who are posh lol
vid's out of sync
I think these two run The Comedy Unit where anything said in Glaswegian is "funny"!
Farts rubies that boy
nice one sherlock.
fmfx fix the lip sinc will ya
what rong the voices are rong
@AlistairIsCool You don't know Scots. Your comment is invalid. Why, then, did the Declaration Of Human Rights have to be written up in Scots if it isn't another language then? Hmm...
moan the weegies
Correct
Barry White. Shite!
saunas punntin hawn relife haha
@tamkukushka Okay. Learn the art of using something called 'irony'. You can obviously recognise it, but cannot understand it. Yes, the Scots UDHR is written up in the original Scots, and not that fucked-up dialect that people speak in Glasgow. Mar sin leibh an dràsda.
Lol😂😂😂
hahahaahaha.
ya rake in yer buckets fir sumthin 2 eat
ya find a dead rat and ya fink its a treat
in yer glasgay slums!
@xlaleclx Scots.
Is this even English?
Charmanderaznable naw Scottish
Sean ME not a language
The Big Man He means language. Scottish isn't a launguage
@tamkukushka Wow, you live in Glasgow and have never heard anybody speak like that? Someone needs to get out more...
The Scots written in UDHR was Old Scots. Surely, having liven in Scotland for 26 years, you would know this? Hmm...