Carol Vorderman Doesn't Know What Fingering Is | The Big Fat Quiz Of The '80s

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  • Опубликовано: 19 янв 2025

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  • @bralex6669
    @bralex6669 3 года назад +33

    Let me help you, the bit starts at 8:38, the actual thing is a few seconds later.

  • @Demun1649
    @Demun1649 2 года назад +30

    "You look like everyone's first girlfriend". Great line.

  • @markorollo.
    @markorollo. 4 года назад +296

    Vorderman doesn't know what fingering is as much as santa doesn't know what Christmas is

  • @ajjohnstone7063
    @ajjohnstone7063 4 года назад +37

    Aye right. Vonderman’s been lifted up with two digits plenty 😂😂👍🏼👍🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

  • @ConstantThrowing
    @ConstantThrowing 5 лет назад +495

    8:38 is the part the video is titled for

    • @paulmac1741
      @paulmac1741 5 лет назад +5

      Constant Throwing 👍

    • @L1b3rta
      @L1b3rta 5 лет назад +21

      You're a hero.

    • @conchurdog9046
      @conchurdog9046 5 лет назад +1

      I think you came to early

    • @ConstantThrowing
      @ConstantThrowing 5 лет назад +7

      @@conchurdog9046 I don't know where Early is.

    • @BackToTheBlues
      @BackToTheBlues 5 лет назад +1

      Slow it down to 0.75 - she sounds sexy when drunk!

  • @adamofgrayskull7735
    @adamofgrayskull7735 5 лет назад +20

    Ohh damn Carol the gift that keeps on giving

  • @mrbillhicks
    @mrbillhicks 2 года назад +41

    Difference between Vorderman and a Kitkat ? You only get four fingers in a Kitkat

    • @Sly_Wolf_1
      @Sly_Wolf_1 Месяц назад +1

      I happily pay to eat a kitkat.

  • @sethraelthebard5459
    @sethraelthebard5459 2 месяца назад +1

    What I love about this show is that it's basically just a podcast and they decided to add a game show on top of it.

  • @andrewphippsphillips1455
    @andrewphippsphillips1455 4 года назад +41

    Adam Buxton, one of the most intelligent & brilliant people in comedy, who never gets the appreciation he rightly deserves

    • @benwinter5295
      @benwinter5295 2 года назад +2

      I remember watching The Adam & Joe Show when I was a teen. Looking back, it's very ahead of it's time. It was basically a youtube channel on mainsteam TV, in the mid 90s. I'm pretty certain Robot Chicken took inspiration from A & J's toy box movie sketches. Seth Green even used the same production company with them I think. Love his podcast too, it's got a real 'man in his shed' feel to it :)

    • @nomasnofuss8393
      @nomasnofuss8393 2 года назад

      Thanks Adam

    • @localreviewking134
      @localreviewking134 2 года назад

      yes, a human goldmine of fun

  • @paulgibbons2320
    @paulgibbons2320 4 года назад +380

    Give over. Carole has deffinatly been gripped like a bowling ball.

  • @themayorofdipshittery3646
    @themayorofdipshittery3646 3 года назад +82

    Vorderman knew exactly what it was all about. Many a digit pushed her gusset aside.

  • @Steve_Gee74
    @Steve_Gee74 4 года назад +43

    When given a practical demonstration she complained "your ring has some sharp edges"
    The guy replied "That's not a ring, that's my rolex watch"

  • @benwinter5295
    @benwinter5295 2 года назад +1

    3:24 IS that a picture of Jimmy on the wall behind Jimmy though?

  • @ancan963
    @ancan963 3 года назад +2

    For a second there in 6:39 i thought Carol was gonna grab a can of Pepsi from under the table

  • @fatwalletboy2
    @fatwalletboy2 5 лет назад +67

    Given half a chance, i'd gladly show Carol.

    • @natk8673
      @natk8673 2 года назад

      Only half?

    • @globalnova
      @globalnova 2 года назад

      @@natk8673 you don’t understand the expression do you… lol

    • @natk8673
      @natk8673 2 года назад

      @@globalnova don't you understand my joke

    • @globalnova
      @globalnova 2 года назад

      @@natk8673 i know what you mean but your use of the word only makes it wrong.

    • @natk8673
      @natk8673 2 года назад

      @@globalnova maybe i should of said, i wouldnt need a full half of a chance

  • @jakezywek6852
    @jakezywek6852 5 лет назад +101

    She doesn't know what integrity is either-presenting those equity release adverts so skint pensioners will end up leaving no property value to their kids.

    • @JamesBond-es8zb
      @JamesBond-es8zb 5 лет назад +1

      @Roger Smithson fake? 🤔

    • @tmahe28
      @tmahe28 2 года назад

      The equity released goes to the kids which is better than death tax

    • @ivandavies1388
      @ivandavies1388 2 года назад +15

      Why should they leave money to their kids when they can enjoy it themselves?

    • @barrysaunders5243
      @barrysaunders5243 2 года назад +8

      Someone is bitter

    • @M25warrior
      @M25warrior 2 года назад +12

      Maybe make your own money instead of waiting for mum and dad to kick the bucket!

  • @Some-kid-called-David
    @Some-kid-called-David 5 лет назад +231

    Carol is no stranger to digits

    • @RobBob555
      @RobBob555 5 лет назад +5

      oh very clever.. and fish fingers.

    • @phungyi4947
      @phungyi4947 5 лет назад +6

      @@RobBob555 She has a Birdseye view.

    • @leadcloud8290
      @leadcloud8290 5 лет назад +1

      James Beardmore That is proper beautiful!

  • @annlampshire7606
    @annlampshire7606 Год назад

    Well done Carol - we need to know this sort of information - very informative!
    !

  • @kingoftheswing.2078
    @kingoftheswing.2078 5 лет назад +19

    Course she does... she's had more fingers than all the marigolds ever made...😂😂😂

  • @JamesSmith-qy3eu
    @JamesSmith-qy3eu 5 лет назад +12

    Doesn't know? She could write a thesis on it.

  • @EpicWinz
    @EpicWinz 3 года назад +3

    This must be older than 2012 as behind Carol, to her right is Jimmy Saville on the wall 9:56

  • @desd111
    @desd111 5 лет назад +124

    1:23 Is that David holding Steven Tatlock??

    • @nialls1048
      @nialls1048 5 лет назад +7

      It’s your turn Steven Tatlock.

    • @RobBob555
      @RobBob555 5 лет назад +1

      @@nialls1048 the real one or the imaginary one ?

    • @nialls1048
      @nialls1048 5 лет назад +1

      rob b the bucket

    • @liboud22
      @liboud22 5 лет назад +1

      @@RobBob555 Does that look like a real Steven Tatlock to you?!

    • @doreenmitchell6117
      @doreenmitchell6117 5 лет назад

      rob b i

  • @berdboy
    @berdboy 4 года назад +38

    SHE DOES HERSELF DAILY...SHE KNOWS...

  • @Google_Does_Evil_Now
    @Google_Does_Evil_Now 5 лет назад +16

    Carol looks great.

    • @davidhoward2487
      @davidhoward2487 3 года назад +1

      Even more so these days, apart from boob, bum, and face full of botox and implants ...

  • @radiocrash
    @radiocrash 4 года назад +11

    She knows.

  • @doctorwhoproductions834
    @doctorwhoproductions834 5 лет назад +25

    What year is this because at 5:54 jimmy saviles pictures in the background

    • @RobBob555
      @RobBob555 5 лет назад +1

      whats wrong with jimmy savile ? i loved jim'l fix it when i was young.

    • @___________1491
      @___________1491 5 лет назад +3

      rob b I don’t know if your joking 🤣🤣

    • @bl4ckkn1g8t5
      @bl4ckkn1g8t5 5 лет назад +15

      @@RobBob555
      Yeah, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded when I was 8

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 5 лет назад +5

      @@bl4ckkn1g8t5 That must be the most over used, boring, unoriginal comment on the entire internet!

    • @TellyArchive
      @TellyArchive 5 лет назад +2

      Doctor Who Productions 2011 and they had his picture up in the background as he was in the news for his crimes, and they have different people in the background of each yearly show of Big Fat Quiz Of The Year as they were all in the news for something of that year

  • @terrycousins3015
    @terrycousins3015 5 лет назад +32

    Oh playing the innocent! She’s had more pricks than a second hand pin cushion!

    • @NicMG
      @NicMG 5 лет назад +2

      Are you upset you weren't one of those pricks?

    • @purpleturkey1792
      @purpleturkey1792 5 лет назад

      I wish ...

    • @RiptothekingSirJimmySaville
      @RiptothekingSirJimmySaville 5 лет назад +3

      Its a dartboard actually not pin cushion pmsl

    • @charleskaneb6629
      @charleskaneb6629 4 года назад

      In America, we have a seven foot tall basketball champion with an improbably large number of romantic partners. In the UK, you have a Welsh mathematician.

    • @paulmorgan7894
      @paulmorgan7894 3 года назад +1

      @@charleskaneb6629 in the uk we had george best one of the best football players ever and ge definetly got alot of girls

  • @WhoTheHellIsHarvy
    @WhoTheHellIsHarvy 5 лет назад +6

    Love that Jimmy holds up the shocker!
    Two in the pink one in the stink

  • @Subguy686
    @Subguy686 5 лет назад +67

    I don’t know how old this clip is but Carol was quite easy on the eyes.

    • @bbearhug
      @bbearhug 5 лет назад +13

      Can confirm, She's still gorgeous!!

    • @michaelharte9572
      @michaelharte9572 5 лет назад +7

      Some tits

    • @aliray1165
      @aliray1165 5 лет назад +12

      Carols ass is quite easy on the eye too

    • @hunterwilk
      @hunterwilk 5 лет назад +5

      Right? I'd never actually seen her, but my mental image was based on all the jokes Jimmy has made about her on Countdown.

    • @gnamp
      @gnamp 5 лет назад +1

      eye-ronically, the eyes have never been easy on Carol...

  • @eiveive
    @eiveive 5 лет назад +29

    80s jimmy looks like ross noble

    • @Abi_81
      @Abi_81 3 года назад +1

      80s Jack looks like Ben Shapiro

  • @binniemod
    @binniemod 5 лет назад +58

    Jimmy Carr, owner of the most put on annoying laugh in showbiz.

  • @528491Inception
    @528491Inception 4 года назад +3

    We just gonna ignore Saville behind Carol - 9:34 ?

  • @tonyjohno7570
    @tonyjohno7570 4 года назад +1

    Am giving carol the thumbs up 👍😌

  • @zapkvr
    @zapkvr Месяц назад

    Buxton is a great sport. Friggin hilarious

  • @albertsmith1048
    @albertsmith1048 5 лет назад +11

    I wonder if Ms Vorderperson knows more than she lets on. A bit like Alan Titmarch not knowing what a garden Lawn is.

  • @user-zc5ft9nw9b
    @user-zc5ft9nw9b 4 месяца назад

    I think i watched the end 3 times, when he tried to do that leg over broken ankle manouvre 10:34 , i am crying 😁

  • @zapkvr
    @zapkvr Месяц назад

    8:56 in case you are looking for it.

  • @carlturner73
    @carlturner73 3 года назад +48

    Carol vorderman absolutely looks fabulous, sensational,

  • @nectafarious8842
    @nectafarious8842 2 года назад +1

    What's the difference between CV and the M1? Not everyone's been up the M1...

  • @Atombender
    @Atombender 4 года назад +19

    Carol knows exactly what two in the pink, one in the stink means.

  • @JUANKERR2000
    @JUANKERR2000 3 года назад +7

    I'll bet she's had more fingers than a freighter-load of Kitkats.

  • @daviel6595
    @daviel6595 2 года назад +1

    Yes she does

  • @mick1583
    @mick1583 4 года назад +72

    Fingered more times than Eric Clapton's fret board.

  • @grahampalmer9337
    @grahampalmer9337 5 лет назад +22

    Isn't it when you're practising the valve order on your brass instrument?

    • @musiccylinderK6
      @musiccylinderK6 4 года назад +3

      That one day, at band camp, a flute was involved though

  • @KeithMather-r4g
    @KeithMather-r4g 3 месяца назад +1

    " finger the culprit " - Classic ! 👌🤣🤣🤣

  • @nonrevnosnibormetalbeerrev6251
    @nonrevnosnibormetalbeerrev6251 4 года назад +3

    I am putting myself forward for giving her instructions on the subject 😁

  • @StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY
    @StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY 4 года назад +9

    If Carol would like to get in touch with me, I would dedicate what remains of my life to making her life blisssss.

  • @BRIANFORWARD1
    @BRIANFORWARD1 5 лет назад +14

    I've a sneaky feeling she's like a e type Jag with a Morris minor motor but that's only my opinion

    • @lanceuppercut7477
      @lanceuppercut7477 5 лет назад +1

      Jack Didley get a hobby, you’ll end up hurting yourself. 😆

    • @youcanbesmartaskhow3857
      @youcanbesmartaskhow3857 5 лет назад

      Yup

    • @lanceuppercut7477
      @lanceuppercut7477 5 лет назад

      brian forward hahahahahaha sex therapist on the internet throwing out insult over a joke. Ok buddy. 😆😆

    • @CM-so1cf
      @CM-so1cf 4 года назад

      Brick Top 😂😂

    • @fatwalletboy2
      @fatwalletboy2 3 года назад

      The fingering bit is at 8.52 case youre busy and dont wanna waste nearly 9 mins of your life wondering why this video is this long....that said who wouldnt have a go on Carol looking peng here. She'd end up looking like a butchers bin after a few hours with her 🤣

  • @MrBrutal33
    @MrBrutal33 5 лет назад +41

    But she has an encyclopedic knowledge of rimming and water sports....allegedly!

  • @janicewatts5888
    @janicewatts5888 3 года назад +3

    Fingering is first thing you learn in piano lessons.

  • @unsaltedskies
    @unsaltedskies 5 лет назад +24

    Carol will have 2 for the top and 1 for the bottom.
    Shocking, I know.

    • @chooselife3000
      @chooselife3000 5 лет назад +2

      Great commenting, sir

    • @unsaltedskies
      @unsaltedskies 5 лет назад

      Why thank you @@chooselife3000 I'd love to take credit though the comments write themselves. :D

    • @philmellor4885
      @philmellor4885 5 лет назад

      Genius.

  • @switchbladeromance1466
    @switchbladeromance1466 4 года назад +6

    Shes been played like a piano 😋

  • @red11cape
    @red11cape 3 года назад +2

    Isn't that how vorderman learned how to count.

  • @pjmbidge632000
    @pjmbidge632000 4 года назад +10

    Now I know how Michael Mcintyre became famous, his Mother was in TV, because he didn't get there with talent, he is as funny as a foreskin, trapped in a zip.

    • @russellstratton7065
      @russellstratton7065 2 года назад +1

      His Dad was incredibly successful comedy writer. But his success probably comes from being fucking good at his job

  • @StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY
    @StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY 5 лет назад +4

    I would defend Carol Vorderman's Honour in the face of the shower of shite spoken on social media. I sense a dual spirit.

  • @RealPi
    @RealPi 5 лет назад +12

    Thing about the chippie and Diet Coke, so true 😂

  • @harishafee1782
    @harishafee1782 5 лет назад +27

    Jimmy was a teenage vampire back in the late 80s

    • @Smithy250
      @Smithy250 5 лет назад

      He still is

    • @carpii
      @carpii 5 лет назад

      nah, even Count Draculas laugh sounds more genuine than Jimmys. Hua Hua Huaaa

  • @weejim48
    @weejim48 3 года назад +1

    Give over carol is from Prestatyn . 🤣🤣👍

  • @purpleturkey1792
    @purpleturkey1792 5 лет назад +7

    OH! .. your hurting me
    Take your ring off !
    That's not my ring carol
    That's my watch ... 😉

    • @SML1010THAI
      @SML1010THAI 5 лет назад +2

      Purple Turkey 😂😂👍

    • @purpleturkey1792
      @purpleturkey1792 5 лет назад +1

      @@SML1010THAI good Christmas mate 👍😂

    • @SML1010THAI
      @SML1010THAI 5 лет назад +1

      Purple Turkey you to mate have a good 1 👍👍

    • @jackcastell2024
      @jackcastell2024 3 года назад +1

      That cracked me up 😂😂

  • @harryturner8701
    @harryturner8701 5 лет назад +1

    10:30 such a dad 😂😂😂

  • @johnb6723
    @johnb6723 5 лет назад +8

    Fingering is something that you need to know to get the right notes out of a musical instrument such as a clarinet or a euphonium.

  • @mrginga4044
    @mrginga4044 4 года назад

    Happy to teach her

  • @stevehodgson8354
    @stevehodgson8354 3 года назад +1

    thats me in the chip shop lol kebab chips, diet coke

  • @jameswest4692
    @jameswest4692 5 лет назад +38

    And fingering is a 9 letter word lol

  • @TheJRWaddy
    @TheJRWaddy 5 лет назад +8

    The difference between Carol Vorderman & a Kit-Kat is that you only get 4 fingers in a Kit-Kat.
    Ta-da splish !

  • @dsmyify
    @dsmyify 5 лет назад +24

    Jimmy Carr in the 80s = Damien from the Omen.

    • @boxster21
      @boxster21 5 лет назад

      dsmyify Still is Damien 666 🙈

    • @zapfanzapfan
      @zapfanzapfan 5 лет назад

      Yepp, prince of darkness :-)

  • @iBrusmaN
    @iBrusmaN 5 лет назад +20

    Jack in the 80’s looks like Ben Shapiro 😂

  • @damagedbug8848
    @damagedbug8848 3 года назад +3

    8:46 If she didn't know what fingering was then why did she pull a face?

  • @elvisburgerking8675
    @elvisburgerking8675 Год назад +3

    WE ALLKNOW Carol Vorderman WAS CLEVER
    NOW WE KNOW Carol Vorderman WASN'T CAPABLE OF BEING FUNNY

  • @supershane1960
    @supershane1960 5 лет назад +4

    SO, did someone tell her?? I think a practical demonstration would have been best... ;-}

  • @christopher6603
    @christopher6603 4 года назад +1

    I’ll gladly show her

  • @colinmccarthy7921
    @colinmccarthy7921 2 года назад

    I always believed fingering was when people
    put their fingers in their nose.I still do this.
    Somebody once told me,it was when a
    person put a finger up their backside.
    Another person told me,it was when you
    put your finger in your ear.
    People do these things.(It’s a funny old
    world we live in).

  • @tonyfowkes3772
    @tonyfowkes3772 5 лет назад +9

    What's the difference between Carol and a Kit Kat?......
    You only get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat :)

    • @Griff78
      @Griff78 5 лет назад

      Tony Fowkes I’d happily doink the Vodermann! I bet she’s brilliant

    • @StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY
      @StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY 5 лет назад +2

      Andy Griffiths only in your dreams would you......well, wait a minute here.....you would "Happily Doink" Carol. Can you explain exactly what you mean by "Happily Doink"? I have never come across the term "doink" and I doubt if Carol Vorderman has either. You have only two choices here...1/ You mean you would happily take Carol Vorderman out to dinner in a top class restaurant, paying for whatever Carol desired from a menu that would make Gordon Ramsey shit himself.....OR
      2/ You would treat Carol to a "Big Tasty" Macmeal and hope she would be impressed.
      My bet is on No. 2.

    • @Mod-rw9cw
      @Mod-rw9cw 5 лет назад +2

      You have a stupid fucking name Fawkes so if I was you I'd just shut up and stick your fingers up your own arse

  • @iainyoung2677
    @iainyoung2677 5 лет назад +1

    Carol 💕💕💕💖😍

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 5 лет назад +1

    I remember that happening to Five Star. They WERE crap by the way. Matt Bianco were also on one time and they were called a bunch of wankers. 😅

  • @ericclontz5954
    @ericclontz5954 5 лет назад

    I like the 5 ads in 11 minutes. Really a nice touch.

    • @RobBob555
      @RobBob555 5 лет назад

      what ?? get adblock plus.. its free..you must be the only person not using it. its ad addon

  • @jamiestewart139
    @jamiestewart139 3 года назад +1

    What's the difference between Carol and a kit kat??..(you only get four fingers in a kit kat)

  • @robgibson8226
    @robgibson8226 3 года назад +1

    The bowling ball technique

  • @y1521t21b5
    @y1521t21b5 5 лет назад +2

    The assertion in the title is as fake as Jimmy Carr's laugh and 8:52 & 9:10 are ample proof. Surprised no one volunteered to enlighten Vorderman...

  • @adammcnamara6390
    @adammcnamara6390 4 года назад

    Yes she does.

  • @stuartj1234
    @stuartj1234 5 лет назад +12

    Come on shes had more fingers than cadbury's

  • @roystonpritchard9949
    @roystonpritchard9949 2 года назад

    I think she does i live in north Wales and been told a few stories lol

  • @Trusteft
    @Trusteft 5 лет назад

    Bless them all.

  • @ZK_SHREDR
    @ZK_SHREDR Год назад

    Yeh right

  • @crusherconi
    @crusherconi 5 лет назад +5

    Mickey Flanagan is incredible tbh

  • @erictaylor2831
    @erictaylor2831 3 месяца назад

    Well.they found it funny 😂

  • @HelmetBlissta
    @HelmetBlissta 5 лет назад +7

    I love Carol Vorderman

  • @Guitarsteveyoung
    @Guitarsteveyoung 2 года назад

    1:23

  • @aflaz171
    @aflaz171 5 лет назад +6

    Just when I thought comedy was trash these days, I find this programme. Please keep going, you guys are hilarious.

    • @BertGrink
      @BertGrink 5 лет назад

      I can heartily recommend a few other shows for you: 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown, Would i Lie to You?, Was it Something I Said?, QI.
      You can find them all here on youtube.

    • @johnoneill4483
      @johnoneill4483 2 года назад

      That stupid woman knows exactly what fingerings is!

  • @Hissingsid658
    @Hissingsid658 3 месяца назад

    THATS LIKE SAYING A BRICK LAYER DOESN`T KNOW WHAT A BRICK IS

  • @seannolan427
    @seannolan427 3 года назад +1

    She's not into fingers ,she's into digits lol

  • @kpr1969
    @kpr1969 2 месяца назад

    Vorderman at the very last point I probably would

  • @tuttobicci
    @tuttobicci 3 года назад

    Yeah right!

  • @robinmabbott7334
    @robinmabbott7334 2 года назад +1

    I think Carol doesn't know what Fingering is as much as Santa doesn't know what Christmas is
    Except Santa's not real .

  • @miamijim5964
    @miamijim5964 4 года назад +7

    Carol was too busy studying math to know about fingering... I could have taught her math whilst fingering.. how many fingers is that Carol... ?

  • @mrmeg01
    @mrmeg01 2 года назад

    Why dosent she let me show her

  • @gentleman4232
    @gentleman4232 3 года назад +3

    Bet she does!!!!!!If she played her cards right, I would be happy to show her.🤪🤪🤪

  • @Synthematix
    @Synthematix 5 лет назад

    Oh yes she does

  • @IDiggPattyMayonnaise
    @IDiggPattyMayonnaise 5 лет назад +5

    Alan got me with the oriental line

  • @chooselife3000
    @chooselife3000 4 года назад +2

    Fingering was a big deal in the 80's.

    • @zazuzazz5419
      @zazuzazz5419 2 года назад

      It’s making a comeback!! 😂

    • @johnsmith-7oo
      @johnsmith-7oo Месяц назад

      It isn't so much the fingering that is noteworthy, it's the sniff and sneaky taste passed off as "Just cleaning the goo off, honest".🤢