Also him saying “she’s demonstrating her flexibility at this point this will probably be encouraging Alex to purchase an engagement ring I’d imagine witnessing this”
“This is probably encouraging Alex to purchase an engagement ring watching this from the sideline.” Craig commenting on uke flexibility. That shit is hilarious
4:54 “she’s demonstrating her flexibility, probably encouraging Alex to buy an engagement ring” lmao 🤣 the way Craig says jokes with a complete straight face
She is spazzy af even kneed him in the face accidentally fronm the position where he is standing still lol thats should almost never happen 6m is more than enough to get an awareness for that ,he is letting her do all the work u see him just restarting with the sweep here and there pretending to attack so she can try and "attack" . If she rolls like this with her own weight match its not a good look but i doubt it she also knows she can go "hard" on him as she is like a mosquito to him just flying around being annoying 😂
Men of culture we meet again, thank you craig jones for this amazing display of culture, the roll was wack, but that flexibilty display was just pure crack.
Doesn't matter if you practice BJJ or not. This is just pure comedy gold 🤣. I've watched longer Netflix specials from stand-up comedians where I laughed less than during this 5 minute clip. Sir, I salute you.
For someone new to jits ... rolling against one of the best grapplers ever... she did pretty amazing. People who don't roll with high level guys just have absolutely no idea how strong they are in even basic positions, even when they put in less than 1% effort.... its not that easy.
She did as well as he allowed her to do which is exactly how you're supposed to treat a newbie. Don't get carried away how "well" she did. She's an athlete and she's seen ground work and he went easy. Nothing special.
the difference in fragility is mind blowing.... so thin vs so thick..... even if she was ju jutsu, sambo, judo, wrestling black belt..... it wont change a thing
I used to struggle with huge shouldered guys and very skinny guys. I was super skinny and about 150 lbs at 6'2, I just couldnt tighten with certain submissions on skinny guys or with huge guys I still wasnt long enough for some submissions.
And to think other Allen life forms could pay for an opportunity to Roll with an expert. She’s really having a good time 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 Roll with the best come to earth for the experience Now enrolling 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽
don't care what situation is you are an excellent teacher !!!!! do you know what a berimbal is ? in Brazil is the instrument that we play while doing capoeira
Kudos to Craig for going light on her and letting her work. He could have just destroyed her for 5 minutes and submitted her over and over again but he didn’t. I’ve seen my fair share of black belts do that to new people. Careful Craig, people are gonna realize you’re actually a nice guy 😂
3:26 yeah this is dumb af tho. if he wanted she just gave him back position. all he would need to do is clamp his arms together and she would not be able to advance. he clearly went light on her tho, understandable since he probobly weighs twice as much.
It's weird seeing Craig doing non gay Jiu Jitsu
I thought NGJJ meant nogi jiu-jitsu,
@@timandmonica 😂🤣
It pretty gay lol
Incorrect, ALL bjj is gay.
Yeah this was a little too hetero for my taste.
The proximity of my lips to her lips😂😂😂😂😂 I’m fuking dead
when did he say that? xD
@@fredrikandersson3885 0:41
Fr he's incredibly funny. How isn't he much more famous already?
Also him saying “she’s demonstrating her flexibility at this point this will probably be encouraging Alex to purchase an engagement ring I’d imagine witnessing this”
Lips to lips is one of the hardest positions in jiujitsu. You need to train your body to go against the main life principle.
“This is probably encouraging Alex to purchase an engagement ring watching this from the sideline.” Craig commenting on uke flexibility. That shit is hilarious
Not after she rolled around with another man like that.
@@SellamAbrahamfacts
good thing you both are virgins@@SellamAbraham
Craig Jones is a comedic genius 😂
no, he's just australian.
Jiujitsu is his "sidegig"
@lukekalashnikoff3604 i highly doubt "all" aussis are that intelligent and quick .. not even majority
4:54 “she’s demonstrating her flexibility, probably encouraging Alex to buy an engagement ring” lmao 🤣 the way Craig says jokes with a complete straight face
That move at 4:09 tho
The real joke is that Craig is so insecure that he doesn't have a partner. lol
“As we know, women can be annoying” subtle hilarity 😂
He really snuck that in there...
Didn’t even catch that 😂
Gotta give him that one right after she kneed him in the face lmao
Lol he would know since he's alone.
"The benefit of the years of twerking classes I've done" LMAO On a serious note, Alex is so lucky!!!
Could watch these all day. Craig is a natural on the mic
_'I take no prisoners... especially women and children.'_
She's very intelligent and does good work for someone really inexperienced.
She is spazzy af even kneed him in the face accidentally fronm the position where he is standing still lol thats should almost never happen 6m is more than enough to get an awareness for that ,he is letting her do all the work u see him just restarting with the sweep here and there pretending to attack so she can try and "attack" . If she rolls like this with her own weight match its not a good look but i doubt it she also knows she can go "hard" on him as she is like a mosquito to him just flying around being annoying 😂
Craig takes good care of her head/neck when he removes her from his back.
Classy mate, top bloke.
"The proximity of my lips to her lips". I had to play that again to see if that is what he really said.
King of deadpan 😂
Craig was fighting 2 battles
One is much harder than the other.
She did better than I would have done against Craig.
Be a female then
@@FredrickHoxinville How did you fit so many people in your profile picture?
Holy shit lmao 🤣
@@Billygrundmeyer😂😂😂😂my god that was nice
Well done
Because He wouldn't spare you
I’m only 1 minute in and I feel like I’m watching a comedy skit 😂
This was an affront to jiu jitsu. How DARE Craig Jones do something so HETERO on camera, smdh 😡
Breakdown some rolls on sub meta brother, you think I paid to hear Nicky rod talk?
I never trained Ju jitsu but with this guy teaching how could you not be engaged the whole time?😂
love this narration
"Purchase an engagement ring" gave me a legit LOL
Thank you for the upload really good to see this play!
Men of culture we meet again, thank you craig jones for this amazing display of culture, the roll was wack, but that flexibilty display was just pure crack.
Doesn't matter if you practice BJJ or not. This is just pure comedy gold 🤣. I've watched longer Netflix specials from stand-up comedians where I laughed less than during this 5 minute clip. Sir, I salute you.
best jiu jitsu commentary i've heard
I like how she's smiling the whole time 😂😂😅
Am I the only one here old enough to get the inxs bit 😂
Did Kylie see it all??
Sadly, no, I got that. Hehe
I like inxs cause my dad used to play it but I'm too young to know anything about the band lol
Went over my head.
@@Nswix 3:03 He's referring to the fact that the lead singer of INXS commited suicide by hanging. Hence his smothering reference.
these commentaries are hilarious, but also great information. Please do more
Craig is so gifted, he’s good a jiu jitsu too…. I can’t wait until he does stand up, he’s like Rogan in reverse.
Cant wait for the netflix special Craig Jones:Mexican Ground Karate Turned Me Gay.
After watching it a few times, I believe Craig was taking it easy on the girl.
Nah bruv He was really trying
He was going 100% I can tell
Nah looked the same effort he gave Gordon Ryan.
@@nightmaremma2546😂 nah
@@FredrickHoxinvillenot only is he high level but much stronger than her as well. He was not going 100%
For someone new to jits ... rolling against one of the best grapplers ever... she did pretty amazing. People who don't roll with high level guys just have absolutely no idea how strong they are in even basic positions, even when they put in less than 1% effort.... its not that easy.
She did as well as he allowed her to do which is exactly how you're supposed to treat a newbie. Don't get carried away how "well" she did. She's an athlete and she's seen ground work and he went easy. Nothing special.
So cute, a father playing with his daughter ❤
the difference in fragility is mind blowing.... so thin vs so thick..... even if she was ju jutsu, sambo, judo, wrestling black belt..... it wont change a thing
3:41 best shot
please take my like good sir
I'll gladly accept your like, im a gentleman and a cultured man afterall.@@ByproductRebelMind
Alex tested her flexibility later 😂❤ Craig is so so funny
Wait, there is straight jiu jitsu?
Great commentary from the legend of bjj
"I take no prisoners, aspecialy women or children!" - Craig Jones
He’s way to calm in bad positions it’s wild
9 months later… 🤰🏼
Craig is too good like jeez, this is why you gotta know how to wrestle and defend anything. That’s insane
I used to struggle with huge shouldered guys and very skinny guys. I was super skinny and about 150 lbs at 6'2, I just couldnt tighten with certain submissions on skinny guys or with huge guys I still wasnt long enough for some submissions.
Coolest dude in Jiu jitsu and Jay Rod is the most handsome.
I love the clever commentary 😂😂😂😂😂
he is soooo nonchalantly hilarious😂😂😂
"I believe this is how the In Excess Band ended, something along those lines" Fucking caught me offguard
just dead face dropping comedic gold!
And to think other Allen life forms could pay for an opportunity to Roll with an expert.
She’s really having a good time 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
Roll with the best come to earth for the experience
Now enrolling 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽
not gay enough. disliked.
don't care what situation is you are an excellent teacher !!!!! do you know what a berimbal is ? in Brazil is the instrument that we play while doing capoeira
If you are too flexible...does that effect your potenc...your performa....your rolling?
I cant believe I am watching a narrated roll of this nature
I lost it at the “twerking lessons.” 😂😂😂😂
craig, you are now my favourite bjj commentator lmao
He's just living his best life......
"the benefits of the years of twerking classes I've done" Hahaha
The INXS reference killed me xD
Watching cj roll is perfection in motion
Most people edit what they think. Not Craig
Incredibly CGI. They almost convinced me that Craig touched a woman.
😂😂😂
Kudos to Craig for going light on her and letting her work. He could have just destroyed her for 5 minutes and submitted her over and over again but he didn’t. I’ve seen my fair share of black belts do that to new people. Careful Craig, people are gonna realize you’re actually a nice guy 😂
1:13 I like how you protected her neck here.
This is a good example of how Jujitsu doesn't work for self defense
"This is probably encouraging Alex to buy and engagement ring." I'm dead.
He should have gone hard like this with Kutcher
Everybody know what you are doing here Craig !!
we were testing her leg flexibility 😂
Is there anything to learn from this roll?
The importance of stretching.
Love your work mate
Tough for him not going too hard on this one.
3:26 yeah this is dumb af tho. if he wanted she just gave him back position. all he would need to do is clamp his arms together and she would not be able to advance. he clearly went light on her tho, understandable since he probobly weighs twice as much.
😂that roll was hilarious 😂😂😂
Wow that was an excellent roll she can be champion some day
We need an Ozzyman Review of this fight...
"I take no prisoners, especially woman and children"😂😂😂😂
Knowing that Craig has been taking twerking classes for years explains why Meregali never stood a chance.
He acting all goofy though, he protect her head and put her on the ground nicely 1:24. Respect bro.
Im shocked how good he is, these types of women may be smaller than a man but are usually extremely dangerous with the choking.
The honesty is just so refreshing
I love the commentary
Never knew TKD was so strong Craig barely pulled this one out
Funny roll that😂👍🏻
thanks Craig we, men of culture, appreciate it. She is gorgeous, lucky bastard
Lady jiu-jitsu guy jiu-jitsu practice like warrior
Which lips are you talking about
"basically looking like a fuckin... aeroplane at this point"
Damn she’s flexible af
As a man .. i'm so proud of him
"Obviously I take no prisoners, especially women and children"
"...As we all know women can be annoying..."
And,,, Nine months later..
I’ve met and photographed Courtney at a modeling Photowalk before, she’s a really cool chick
We all know that you took those photos from the bushes after the event finished
Lol Craig truly has a black belt in trolling.
00:36 Craig Jones is one of the funniest people in the world
Is that courtney eardley?
"the proximity of my lips to her lips" hahaha
Craig is too fucking funny so many great lines the lips comment killed me
4:56 😂😂😂😂
I don't think I would last this long.
poor alex. is he real?
This guys a menace 😂
If she keeps going she will be amazing long limbs flexy as hell all round good fighting spirit .=)