Sora Paying Rent - Kingdom Hearts: Sora's Life in Quadratum (Day 1)
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- The prospect of Sora living in a fictional, yet pretty damn real Japanese city of Shibuya (or at least near it) makes me think of a lot of funny scenarios Sora will be in with Sterilizia.
Who knows how many episodes I could possibly make out of this, but since Kingdom Hearts 4 is still a long way, I think I have plenty of time.
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Sora could just go to a game company and become the Nomura of that reality, he has some really crazy stories and *weird thoughts*
You know that could actually work. Assuming they don't kick him out as soon as he's inside.
How do we know he hasn't already done that?
True that.
_You need more than crazy stories and weird thoughts to be Nomura._
Like father like son
You got a new ability!: Tax evasion
Description: Sora will recover some health and money but the enemies will be more hostiles every time is used
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The Pope has tenth level tax evasion powers so powerful that it extends to all churches and no tax collection agency can touch them.
I'm not making this up, the Holy See is the only micronation in the world that doesn't pay property tax.
This would be a good game function for something like critical mode
Actually now that I think about it that would make the game harder
@@gamerblackjacket possible hard mode-
@@gamerblackjackethell, that’s a pretty interesting game mechanic. Every time you heal, enemies become more aggressive, and the only way to reset the aggressiveness is to find a save point or something/someone specifically there to reverse it.
I still think Sora has a legitimate chance of working at a restaurant. All he needs to do is find a fancy restaurant that is looking for a five star chef and is willing to pay well. Then he can explain that he was given professional lessons in French cuisine by a rat, and has served Royalty in an alternate dimension. They will totally not think he is insane.
Properly opening and cracking eggs is one of the requirements to working at said restaurant.
@@brandonwilliams6119 Don't forget about pouring wine in a frying pan, stiring it and frying it, shaking a seasoning container by tossing it into the air and onto the other hand rinse and repeat, and chopping up fruits and vegetables, professionally fast too.
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current ukraine gov not so innocent since they bomb 7 years donbass
they came in to power by cia shoot at protestors and guards to hide behind protestors shoot at guards plus obama did red line, all so hunter biden get even cheaper oil invest by deplete some of overall population
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wesley clark reveal 2000 to 2012 all rig for kill iraq to syria
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dnc kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip
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everyone remember nbc threaten follow jury with later to use thought police thugs? they gave protest t- shirts to san quan mayor puerto rico to lie about never receive hurricane maria aid
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OK I Believe You
He could be the sign spinner.
Sora is so pure. He’s optimistic about adulting and paying bills. I hope his job doesn’t get him down.
apparently kill heartless give you money...
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@@kirakelvinart2169 will there be a lot in 4?
@@thepotatoofheaven ask Nomura not me.
Mini Game Challenge Job at McDonald’s,”Add toys in happy meal cartons and napkins as extra”.
Sora: So I think all my adventures could make for a good story. I thought you could help me.
Tetsuya Nomura: Say no more fam. I know what to do.
Strelitzia robbed banks with her keyblade lol
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Wonder if being a locksmith is viable. Someone gets locked out of their car/house? Call Strelitzia’s.
I mean, Keyblades are supposed to open any lock so... makes sense.
-Security door? Keyblade'd
-Locked chest? Keyblade'd
-Door sealed by a god of olympus? Keyblade'd
-The door of the literal heart of the world? fucking Keyblade'd
@@Saiyan0X also works wonders to knock out cops and agents of the law either using magic or bonking them with that comically large key of yours to escape with Da loot xD
Sora's Spin Performance became a RUclips and TikTok and Social Media Sensation
Won't make it in time for rent... if he does get into RUclips Partner Program from a single video.
lol
Lol, Factz
I remember when I used to have it as a transparent gif
People gonna start recognizing that the guy looks oddly a lot like sora
Sora: I have no education
Remy: *were my teachings a joke to you?*
I mean he is self taught, and what did he learned in 3D ?
3:34 Only Sora would casually jump from a balcony with a barrel in his hands without thinking about gravity in a world based of reality 😅
Rip to that now broken barrel....And bones.
Just a pancakes influence in our community persists even to this day
This needs to be a weekly series of Sora just screwing up at every part time job
THIS ☝️
The Keyblade m̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ weilder is a Part Timer.
It would be hilarious to see him rambling about how he befriend disney characters
Just the idea of him trying out the Twilight Town jobs would be hilarious!
Just like Ichiban from Yakuza: Like a Dragon
Holy shit you're right they are totally gonna eat ice cream together on that balcony at some point. xD
You know it
Intro to KH2: Doing odd jobs for pretzels
Intro to KH4: Doing odd jobs for rent
Looks like our childhood is over.
*Spits out water*
And Hayner has an onlyfans?
Wait. What's that.
(Whispering)...
*Spits out water*
Sora will pay 250000¥
Wait so that means the franchise grow up with us?
Legal ways:
He has super human strength/agility and can easily won all the sport competitions.
He could remember how to cook by Remi.
He could go in an hospital, saving lives using his powers, and then ask for compensation or be hired.
He could find Nomura and create a paradox suggesting him to alter his story. Or simply hiring him.
He could do street performance.
He could look for bounties, using his powers to reach and kill/capture wanted people.
To look for prizes. With all his abilities he can won everything.
Illegal ways:
If keyblades opens also "virtual" doors, they can simply hacker the banks or the ATM.
Robbing people using stop, magnet, aereo etc..., Or by menace.
He can simply stay at home and protect the door access to the house.
Yeah i mean for Sora and Strelitzia, there are multiple ways for them to get lots of money, legally and illegally. Keyblade wielders are basically super human anyway lol
I like to think that Sora thought of all of this possibilities, and of all things, he chose "street performance".
Do you really trust Sora anywhere near a computer? After Space Paranoids and The Grid??
Um, but bounty’s don’t exist in modern day… well technically they do, but only for bail bonds agents. But that requires a school, him getting a license, memorizing every law so he doesn’t break one of them by accident, blah blah blah blah along with him dragging the client so he can put up another court date which would be a pain in the ass without a car so he has to worry about not dropping them while taking them in.
Honestly, he’d probably give up halfway through since the process to actually ACCEPT a ‘bounty’ is way too tediously long, and requires too much memorizing.
Or he himself became the nomura of quadratum.
Sora: *Gets job in Quadratum to pay taxes*
Riku, Kairi, and the rest of the gang: "WE GOTTA GET SORA BACK!"
I feel like bank-robbing is go to for any keyblade welder who short on cash
Kingdom theft auto 4
@@joesmoe2616 Grand Chain of Birth by Theft Kingdom Auto Hearts Distance /2 Days
@@Ken-ru6or dark road final mix remind 0.2 recoded re chain of memory’s
@@joesmoe2616 Iam looking forward to future crossover where every GTA protagonist unite to either help Sora or hunt him down
@@johans3164 Franklin option c
Incoming short of an Angry Kairi at Strelitzia and Sora living together. XD
It's funny I thought about that same thing
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There’s really no reason for Kairi to get upset, they are just trying to make it through the month paying rent.
I want a bob's burgers like series with Sora and Sterlitzia working together to handle money problems
@@miguelcastillo3723 welcome to kh4 lol
I was expecting sora trying to cook with a rat on his head and being miserable at it, but that works too.
"This might be a good spot to eat ice cream!"
Let's eat some ice cream! We are best friends.
You are right!
Hahaha
I am imagining Sora flipping burgers and Neku the TWEWY gang walking in and broing out.
2:45 The return of the MEME 🤣
Kingdom Hearts universe handles security by having various keyblade wielders kill each other.
Problem solved.
Master of Masters: "Just throw more children at each other. That'll solve it."
do you think small feet sora has balance issues
Well i mean for the record he relies on that grapling hook keychain thingy now while he used to just high boost double jump and zantetsuken a literal skyscraper easily with side flowmotion & superglide before this
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Balance issues like Dissidia NT?
@@2dheethbar yeah way too weak now, he needs that counterbalance to swing the keyblade too midair
Sora jumping out the window with the barrel is just perfect.
Tbh a keyblade user being a bank robber makes for a pretty good job.
2:45 I should have seen that coming from a mile away lol.
Also this was great, I wonder if there will actually be a mission where you got to pay rent.
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Sora on street: they see me rollin they hattin
"Master of Unlocking" killed me 💀
He failed to mention he worked at a gourmet restaurant. Surely SOME of little chef's skill rubbed of on him!
250k¥ is around 2000USD though, no? Their min wage is just around ours if not a little less.
If Strelitzia works full time at Starbucks, she would be making around 150k¥/month before tax. This means that Sora just needs to sell pictures of his now small smooth feet. I think it would take around 20 sales of his feet to get to around 100k¥, as they are mystical and from another world. So with that and the combination of Strelitzia's tip jar money they should be able to afford rent.
(Not in 3 days though)
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Shower
@@_tikho5220 no u, you smell
I checked up it's 1 815€
I want in this game Sora will become so depressed that his recovery item is one-cup sake
You know, AS STUPID as this is, I would actually LOVE to see a spinoff Kingdom Hearts game where Keybladers are actually running around "modern day" society and causing havoc because of their powers. The ability to unlock things alone would lead to an interesting heist story.
So.. persona 5 and twewy then?
That last part though "gotta spin to win" *ROFL* 🤣🤣🤣
Sora’s job in quadratum is swabbing urethras.
I know this references
I honestly think Sora would need the concept of rent explained to him since he slept in save point tents and cottages for the last few years.
I can't wait until we get KH4 and see Yozora be Sora's landlord
I do love how the universal fan reaction to Sora in a real world type setting has been "Ha! Now he has to suffer under capitalism just like us!"
Fairly sure Sora could get a job in as demolitionist, he could deal with any kind of building in a matter of seconds
You would think in KH world locks weren't a door but a wall so you can't go through it or something
Sora has already sliced entire buildings with the Keyblade
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@@jacksonwww5 to be fair Sora has main character syndrome where he needs to progress so he'll destroys anything in his path until the game tells you can't lol
Riku has also slice buildings as well
You know sora could be like a professional magician considering he can do actually magic or he could be a athlete considering his strength and speed would still be inhuman. You know when you think about it even nerfed sora still extremely powerful. It's kinda scary and impressive how capable sora is.
If Ventus was the one inside Soras heart who knew how to break dance, then shouldn’t Sora not know how dance anymore?
That's a complicated question that can be easily answered by backtracking to Twilight town in late game and doing that barrel trick.
Sora is very captivating, he would easily become internet famous
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Not before me
Just A Pancake would be so proud.
Keep this up.
Nice piece of continuity by giving her the white coat.
Oh Sora you sweet summer child
Sora still haven’t eaten his dinner
Love the Resident Evil reference with the "master of unlocking" line! Good stuff.
nomura is watching this and taking notes
Just wait till he learns about taxes and inflation.
What’s that?
0:50 Hades: And people call the underworld "hell" , amirite?
If Kingdom Heart 4 come out, you'll probably have to make a nutshell of it, if JustAPancake have not yet uploaded. I really miss that guy.
2:22 caught me off guard lmao
wait, couldn't sora work at a 5 star restaurant, after all, he learnt cooking from Remy at the Bistro in KH3, didn't he 🤔🤔🤔
Hi yes Gordon Ramsay I would like to work for you my job experience is with a french RAT in an alternate reality when can I expect my start date to be. C:
The devil is a part timer with sora
Fun fact: Kingdom Hearts' Munny technically would actually be quiet a prestigious stone, since it could be considered a pretty stone such as Diamonds, Emeralds blah blah blah.
please! please! please make a day 2!
He can cook, so he can be a chef..
... Sora, you know how to cook thanks to Remy!
I mean he is also a cooking god by the end of kh3
And athletic enough for any sport
He can be a showman with his magic too
Actualy he can handle himself fine probably lol
Sora may be able to fight off the powers of darkness. But will he be able to stop the greater evil that is capitalism?
Answer:NO
How do I kill capitalism?!
Sora needed his finance and healthcare insurance cheques though
I almost forgot that this Is a Square Enix videogame, so there Is no Fall Damage xD
Ffxv: 👀
Please make a series about this!!!!!
This was amazing! XD
I definetely want to see another one
Sora becomes a streamer and streams all his fights
That last gag with the barrel got me good Idk what I expected of Sora but he sure lived up to it. 😂
Pre-watch: I'm a simple woman; I see a Trueblade Seeker Sora video, and I like
Post-watch Edit: worth it
Oh man, that was something else. Sora is no Stranger to odd-job's but Sora being who is, thinks it would be slot more fun just showing off and show his destiny island's break dancing skill's! Maybe he will have enough to buy his old shoes again...
Locksmith. They might not be able to see training but I mean, all they have to do is give him a practical and make sure all locks he opens are just not situated in positions where the key won't fit. or firefighter, running up the side of building or even running along thin wires. summoning water spouts and ice at will. Medic, though they need to make sure he remembers he can actually heal and not pull a tangled and forget he has magic to watch some guy die because it's all dramatic. Or a spiritual leader though that would be pretty scammy and possibly unethical to pull people's hearts out of their bodies. Or join private security. Yeah he is bizarrely overqualified for a lot of jobs and deeply without qualification for a lot of even minimum wage jobs.
When Defeating Heartless is the only way to pay the rent.
1:42
Sora may be a Keyblade Warrior, but he’s still a middle school dropout…
Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Spins looks great 👍
My favorite part of this is how weirdly in-character this is for Sora.
0:26 I mean technically he's still wearing them when that happens, they just merge into his body.
In fact those are technically the same shoes, his outfit just conforms to some of the worlds he goes to.
Sora could be a cop and beat up dark creatures. The more things change the more they stay the same.
Then he can pretend not to know cure so they can live with the injurious proof of their crime
Sora chokes some guy to death on the ground with his kne........ I mean keyblade.
🤦
1:12 NANI!? all that english and then sora decides to turn into an anime character for a split second 🤣
Sora would make a great contract killer. He has the optimism for it
So many comments are giving Sora job suggestions, when the problem at hand is the rent being due _urgently._ o.o
I'm convinced that trueblade seeker is Just A Pancake's nobody and no one can make me believe otherwise
Well, if his retirement plan is to retire on a large island someday, he's got that one made on the bucket list.
Sora after a week of working in the real world : "Darkness will prevail and the light expire"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
GO SORA GOO
Oho? Another brand new Trueblade Seeker series in the making? I like to see where this is going. I do wonder if this series is gonna end before Kh4 comes out.
Edit: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I ALREADY GOT A LIKE UNDER 40 SECONDS? WHO KEEPS DOING THIS?
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i am pretty convinced that lightning might be in this KH
cuz after her games the entire cast was in the real world, much like sora now
it would be fking hilarious if she was there and its an actual contuinuation of ff13-3
i would think he would try some of the jobs in he could do in Twilight Town, but he wasnt being paid for those for some reason.
The white coat LOL
Hope for a day 2 post
You get your rent when you fix THIS DAM DOOR!!!
2:46 I miss Just a Pancake );
SORA lost his memories and Strelitzia is his paralysis Demon.
I would unironically love an opening section where you need to do odd jobs in order to make rent.
Sora just uses his Treasure Magnet ability to attract any loose money and valuables towards him
This might be a good spot to eat ice cream
What I thought he was gonna say,
this is go spot to jump off the balcony
Fun video! Looking forward to the next episode! Thanks for uploading!
We need a part 2 I just see how this goes XD
This looks like slice of life romance anime's plot
even though the bank vault bit was obvious it was very much hilarious still
strelitzia working at starbucks got me so good xD
This really reminds me of Just a Pancake’s works :)
I wonder if her Starbucks was unionized. Probably not, since this is fantasy-Japan, which as we all know is even more anti-union than real life Japan.