(But not if your connection looks like the cocky mountains) Also, Connor needs to stop sneaking into the thumbnail. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) This shit is getting more controversial with each video.
"It was a snowy Friday afternoon, Connor was getting geared up to kill the leader of the deviants and stop the civil war that was destroying the *28 gunshots.* The body was set, the leg was set, the clip, check. But... 'Wait, what's that?', said Connor confusingly. He saw the big and long black pipe. It was that moment Connor got a brilliant idea. At first he was nervous, but as soon he started jerking the pipe, all the fears ended. OIH, he jerked the pipe, it was so hard and wet from the snow that he couldn't resist. *something white came out of the pipe* 'AHHH', he screamed in the power of jerking. And the pipe was getting hot from the constant rubbing. But soon, he got even a better idea: *'How does it taste though?',* he thought. Thankfully FBI shot him before that happened. [Fanfic made by n]
This entire video was beautiful. The only part better than the fanfic is when you ran down that hole and the guy said “this man is a genius” I don’t know why but that was hilarious to me.
0:50 Dude the same glitch happened to me, first simon just turned back AND WALKED AWAY LIKE "I'm not paid enough for this shit" Josh was fine, North was gone, and then north appeared out of nowhere like that, and the game crashed
Im still crying over that fanfiction
So beautiful
@@didyouexpectaname2586 '
@@didyouexpectaname2586 D E E P
Giovanni Marmolejo :}
I'm ded
•~• it was a one time thing •~•
man im crying with that fanfiction and the fighting on the background lol
🤔
Yeah, it was very emotional.
I'm dying
That end though. Markus Hit Connor in the Black pipe.
It’s so chaotic 😭😭😭
*"OIH"*
-'black' pipe 2019
"Oih" is practically a orgasm sound we finns use, although we rarely use it and just say "ah"
@@ilkkamiinalainen7116 oih yes
@@didyouexpectaname2586 28 likes
Connor: *fanfiction*
*FBI OPEN UP*
Sniper: ;)
Conner is only a few months old at the time of Detroit...
The FBI shot him 28 times
@@Nameless69418 28 ! GUN WOUNDS !!!
No one:
Literally no one:
Markus:this is a night.
Are you not a suspicious
The floor is made out of floor
there is also a day
That fanfiction is worrying
Finnish engineer made erotic fanfiction about gun
What da fak
:')
@@ilkkamiinalainen7116 //lifts hat
@@gebbygeb3547 ah thanks
🇫🇮
Absolute Finnish pride. This will be the next great speech at Tori
Get we get that fan fic published into an actual book?, if so I'll take 28 of them
Sure. I'll get to work on that
🔥w🔥
I'll take 69
I’ll take 420
And then will you give them 1 stab wound each so there will be 28 stab wounds?
That fanfiction transformed me into a deviant toaster, now I won't grill toast properly
*OH WAIT*
I never grill properly
HOL UP I SAW DEVIANT
Man,i just love that 28 stab wounds meme so much!!
28
Giovanni Marmolejo
Ударов ножом!
@@dungeonmaster9123 28 ударов ножом! Ты действовал наверняка, да?
28 STAB WOUNDS HUH
Yeah. I still try not to like and stuff when I see 28 or 69. You know why.
0:43
“Don’t tell hank where the Android is, if you do, you owe me 500$”
Connor: *I T S H E R E L I E U T E N D A N T ! !*
Going through intense battle in game while someone is writing a fanfiction is like watching subtitled anime, just... 28x more difficult.
"It was a snowy Friday afternoon,
Connor was getting geared up to kill the leader of the deviants
and stop the civil war that was destroying the *28 gunshots.*
The body was set, the leg was set, the clip, check.
But...
'Wait, what's that?', said Connor confusingly.
He saw the big and long black pipe.
It was that moment Connor got a brilliant idea.
At first he was nervous,
but as soon he started jerking the pipe,
all the fears ended.
OIH,
he jerked the pipe,
it was so hard and wet from the snow that he couldn't resist.
*something white came out of the pipe*
'AHHH', he screamed in the power of jerking.
And the pipe was getting hot from the constant rubbing.
But soon,
he got even a better idea:
*'How does it taste though?',* he thought.
Thankfully FBI shot him before that happened.
[Fanfic made by n]
I'm gonna let the original guy (n) do it.
a m a z i n g
w h y
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 280000000000000000 STAB WOUNDS
"BACK IN LINE"
"BACK IN LINE"
"BACK IN LINE"
"BACK IN LINE"
"BACK IN LINE"
"BACK IN LINE"
"Don't leave me"
"Come on that's enough, BACK IN LINE"
BAKILAIN
T H I S I S A N I G H T
NOOOOO! This IS SPARTA
@@didyouexpectaname2586 Lol
@@didyouexpectaname2586 NO!!! THIS IS THE ANDROID SENT BY CYBERLIFE!
5:07 R.I.P Connors balls 2038 - 2038
3:07
me when i see my name for a nano second
me:ego 100
Btw noice vid
Connor's fanfiction: Connor wonder how it's taste
Thankfully FBI shot him before that happend
Me: Thank you FBI
Ah yes...the only time i want connor to die by the hands of FBI
His stream chat is just all MEMES combined
*android guy has 28 on his pants* 28 STAB WOUNDS
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A PANTS DID YOU
"Lol I'm stuck"
Well , that's what you get from being racist lol
Lol
That fanfiction was top tier, 10/10 would read again 💯💯💯👌🏼👌🏼
Masterpiece, I know that I've subscribed to the right man
this fanfic changed my entire life
This entire video was beautiful. The only part better than the fanfic is when you ran down that hole and the guy said “this man is a genius” I don’t know why but that was hilarious to me.
my cheeeeeks! they hurt from too much laughing xD
but... I miss the languages.
sogar noch bis Samstag geschafft. Ich bin stolz
Hab isch nich mitbekommen. Wo isn der?
YO TF I RAGED QUITTED WHEN MARKUS DIED LMAO
btw thank u for adding me into this xd
Did you expect a name? ikr
Thyme V *LiVE MaRkUs*
Did you expect a name? NOO ! DON'T DUE !
Wait wasn't your name is "Did you expect a meme" or I should kill myself ?
did anyone even notice _"cock"_ written on the aisle? 2:40
🗿
This let markus live I laught so hard my dog is my owner now
@@didyouexpectaname2586 Soviet Russia collapsed many years ago
YEAH XDDDDDD
@@apurplethatsacrayon nonononononono!!
when i saw it, it was just 3 mins out, 28 views
Great To know after all those streams you made. You made video of them...
I wish I had popcorn
No :(
3:55 is the legendary start of the best fan fiction ever written
GET BACK IN LINE
The most perfect fanfic I ever heard 3:54
I almost puked my lunch after reading that fanfic
@@didyouexpectaname2586 I can imagine
393 likes, 0 Dislikes.
*_Perfectly Balanced. As all things should be._*
1.5k likes and 15 dislikes.
3:01 you had one job, and you failed it. The punishment is 28 stab wounds
I come back to this video all the time just for the beauty of that fanfic.
0:50
Dude the same glitch happened to me, first simon just turned back AND WALKED AWAY LIKE "I'm not paid enough for this shit" Josh was fine, North was gone, and then north appeared out of nowhere like that, and the game crashed
Приколюха! Ничего не понел, но поржал, спасибо за видео!)
That fanfic. Should have been in the real game
_All the fears soon ended._
1:31 - floor wet when wet
*yeah, captain obvious*
That fanfiction was really something...
The fact that he is streaming on ps4 makes it even funnier
The fanfiction! I can't stop laughing! HELP!
0:08 that's literally exactly what I did last night to annoy my sister
I find this hilarious, but if I EVER show this to an agemate.. They're gonna turn me in to the psychiatric ward 🤣
I have no idea what this is but there are tears streaming down my face
B A C K I N L I N E
ayee another reason to live
Best fanfic I'm crying
The Fanfic is the best part
That was TOP TIER comedy
Reality: Do more of this
FakeReality: Don't do it
urban clem is everything i need in life
This shit is underrated
Mega geil alter
Wieder richtig gut geworden
Best five minutes and twelve seconds of my life
bro that fanfic was lit
This is a night
-markus 2028
Best fanfic ever
"Achtundzwanzig stichwunden"
Noone:
Ege Karatas: you owe me some money
every video of you makes me laughing my ass of
This is the best dbh video on RUclips
Lol why I'm laughing at this?"😂
BTW I subscribed
Didn't expect to be featured
Oh God pls no
@@didyouexpectaname2586 :I
I AM GENUINELY STRUGGLING TO BREATHE RN LMAO
Finally a turk!(1:08)
Imagine if he met the Greek in 1:01
How French people talk in English : Hélo évryouone itsse mi
"28 ΜΑΧΑΙΡΙΕΣ"
Greek ppl are in ur chat huh
Im crying over that fanfiction too
I’m glad this is still relevant
It is...
That fanfiction was cursed af
"This is a night" Yes
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS more Detroit memes!!!
Will we get a second part of the fanfiction?-
*FINALLY A NEW VIDEO*
Markus Jackson killed me
this man is a genius
ImDepressed And16 I haven’t got any notifications about streams or anything this is why I wasn’t here for a few days #fixnoitifications
legends say the gun is srill there
I frickn love that game
**28** hours later.
My fav part 😂😂😂😂
I’m a meme, Dank. Just a meme
3:39
el goblino
el goblino
Detroit become humannnn😍
I like the 28 stap wounds
I thought that title says :Screaming is Fun
It sure is
0:24 I was like:😂😂😂
I CAN'T I'M WHEEZING VERY BAD I CAN'T BREATH WTF XDDDDD THE FAN FICTIONNNNN😂😂😂👌👌👌👌
@@didyouexpectaname2586 I will not do asthma then, not cool😂
I've never laughed so fucking hard
Oh damn.. poor Connor in the end((
“I don’t give give a damn about your robot fan fic” -filthy Frank
28 hits of knight
*28 STAB WOUNDS!*
0:35 F
F
F
F
F
*DANG CONNOR GEEZ CHILL-*
Not sure whether to feel alarmed or happy about that fanfic...
1:01 somebody said 28 stab wounds in greek XD
Yes