I'm just a regular guy with no interest in flying and somehow came across this channel. I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at this, but dude you kill me.
i discovered it just last night and...here i am again. it's so ridiculously boring it's funny. even more funny that these other people take this game so seriously
This is it boys. The greatest video Air Force proud 95 will make all year. A compilation of the funniest shit he’s done. Last years 2016 video was spectacular and I have high hopes for this years. Fly on Captain AirForceProud95
"You are not cleared to do anything, Satan. The power of Christ will compel you and will also cancel your flight plan" is NOT something I was expecting to hear today but I am 100% okay with it.
Oh my gosh, I remember so much of these XD Thanks for a great year man, can't wait to see the squawk shenanigans and whatnotyou'll pull off by the time next year is over... ...over.
The amount of emojis is terrible and it makes me want to die the fact that the one guy has a maxmillianmus profile pic even though that meme died last year
Put this on to get someone laughing, what sounded like someone dieing while i was in the laundry room coming into the living room to here about penus pills lol perfect timing as i had to stop because i Could not see from crying
“My fuel is burning up, can I please get a wind speed?” “Well how are you burning fuel? You’re sitting still, just turnoff your engines” “ARE YOU TELLING ME TO TURN OFF MY ENGINES ON AN ACTIVE RUNWAY?”
just found your channel and OH MY GOD your improv and subtitles are so funny! Flighting games would never have been something i thought i would be watching on youtube and now i am bingr watching all your videos and have subscribed!
Can we all stop for one minute and take a moment to reflect on that famous aviation saying.... “One Small Step for a Plane, one giant leap for a Pilot”! Genuinely if I laugh anymore, I’m going to prolapse my ass through the fabric of my sofa! @airforceproud95 you are a legend! 🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌
"Ok roger that, that is good terminology, and we are getting more professional here. We're clear to LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE runway 22 left, American 1337." 😂
Dude i can't breathe this is. The best thing I've ever seen you get the award for best video compilation and im crying the hot air balloon shit and the commentary is epic and the voice is amazing too.
Lmfao! Noice! It’s just as funny as “LAND, THE GODDAMN PLANE!” “Roger that. That is good terminology. We will proceed to land the goddamn plane...” LMFAO! SO FUNNY!
“Uh, roger that, so if you could just give us that landing clearance in proper FAA terminology we would be very grateful, thank you.” *”LAND THE GOT DAMN PLANE”*
I'm just a regular guy with no interest in flying and somehow came across this channel. I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at this, but dude you kill me.
Same here man. I am laughing my paints of!!!
Me too. Great humor.
The subtitles are hilarious lol
Same here, my gosh this is absolutely the funniest thing I've heard in months
I’m thinking of getting FSX just to join in this madness.
I don't know how to stumbled into this, but I've now watched an hour of your content and it is my favorite channel on RUclips.
same XD
Getting closer to 2h now xD
i discovered it just last night and...here i am again. it's so ridiculously boring it's funny. even more funny that these other people take this game so seriously
Same lol
got it in recommended today and its awesome
"You are not cleared to do anything, Satan. The power of Christ compels you."
XD
A guy with random convictions “and we’ll cancel your flight plan.”
And will cancel your flight plan.
which video was that one
It has 666 likes OMG 😂
Amen!
I love how polite the lil dude who said ‘greetings from sweden’ sounded
Yeah, there are moments of cuteness in these videos.
@@lecturesalternatives8421 Then theres inaudible SCREAMING in the backround-.
HELLO FROM CHINA
"Yeah, you are not cleared to do anything Satan. The power of Christ will compel you and will also cancel your flight-plan."
best line EVER
That was hell of funny lol
*applause*
My favorite as well.
I had to pause the video because my jaw was starting to hurt and I couldn't breathe as I was laughing in tears.
"We have 167 *beings* on board, 150 of which are souls".
150 humans and some gingers.
I watched that one yesterday. The best was using the gingers as human shields.
**GINGERS HAVE SOULS** 😂
@@enanirwin8183 as a ginger i can confirm we have no souls
“17 of which are gingers”
For 1 second, imagine this as reality.
Thats what ive been doing lol. Makes it soooo much better
It was pre-9/11
If I did that this would be my reaction 16:13
We ded
*Death rate jumps to 100%*
13:12 Mikey Mikey Alpha, clear land go!
Absolutely broke me
I was watching that part of the vid while i saw that comment
Your pfp looks like the guy from Fresh Prince of Bellaire or whatever LOL
@@matthew_moody2430 it looks nothing like will Smith lmao
I can not stop laughing!
@@Noah-hb2mu Ok.
This is it boys. The greatest video Air Force proud 95 will make all year. A compilation of the funniest shit he’s done. Last years 2016 video was spectacular and I have high hopes for this years. Fly on Captain AirForceProud95
Pixel Shark93 groundpound69*
pringledingle42069*
Productforce94*
FapProductions1738*
*thiccboi420
"I know its my job but.... he shouldnt a hit the ground."
10/10
ϟ𖤐Zyphe𖤐ϟ you mean 10/5 jehdbeh
Rolls dice.
Natural 20
Yep he is dead
lmaoooo
that was the best moment of the whole vid:D
Swaztika and 666 you go boi
12:00 *rolls damage dice* Yep that F-18 is dead
Spencer Avery didn’t know we had a DM playing this game until now
ROFL at "He shouldn't have hit the ground!"
DnD in a nutshell
I literally read this right before it happened. What are the odds
@@nightmared4103 *rolls dice* chances are 2.5 out of 100
OH NO MY DI*K PILLS ARE KICKING IN
I GOTTA FU*K SOMETHING
I was dieing at this video 😂😂😂
McQueen Strike Laboratory this was at 16:25
Come here McGinnis!
I'm DYING because of your atrocious spelling, my God
Whats with the censoring of the C
“Why am i attracted to the hooves of a minotaur”
God the one liners are beautiful
Sounds like an elaborate excuse to be a furry but ok
i am a great fan of the phrase "bitch ass J-3 Cub"
@@RileyCoyote Imagine needing an excuse
That guys was fucking hilarious
Best subtitles and best laughs I’ve had since Soviet Womble. You’ve earned yourself a sub. This is hilarious, and I love the subtitles.
YES Soviet Womble is beast with the captions.
Soviet womble is my daddy
If you like sovietwomble try fitz and alsofitz
@@sopcannon I was gonna say the same thing haha, i like this guy A lot too though
'hairball' "cancer" "fapping" "r.i.p."
"Are you guys stoned?"
...
"No we're just American"
🤣🤣🤣
Every American is stoned, including myself
Sounds accurate.
Was that Gavin Free in that part?
that whole video is gold with aussies messing around
"Are you guys stoned?"
"No were just american"
_I take offense..._
let me clarify, they are protrump americans.
Ryan Piercy MAGA 2020🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Salty^^^
Dmeads 56 very salty Ryan Piercy
Ryan Piercy very salty
HOT AIR BALLOON DO A VERTICAL
there it is
Satan is a helluva ballooner
@@sgtpepper3161 - the power of Christ will also cancel his flight plan.
I'm about to die laughing.
AHAHAHAHA
@@DiscoScottie
Satan : awww man
"The power of Christ will compel you and also cancel your flight plan" jesus this channel is too much.
*jesus*
hurt my sides at that part
What I appreciate the most about AFP95 is how quickly he can adapt to any situation. He's insanely good at improv and I respect it.
That kid who was like "And we got Satan" Thank you. Just thank you.
He sounded so calm, like Satan asking to taxi was the most normal thing in the world 😂
10:54 "Those are attack dogs. I've got a killstreak"
I've never laughed so hard
12:35
"Proper FAA terminology please"
"LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE"
"Okay ROGER THAT, that is good terminology and we are getting more professional here, we're clear to land the GOD DAMN PLANE rwy 21"
'The power of Christ will compel you and will also cancel your flight plan...'
_"Its every man for himself"_
*truer words have never been spoken*
1:46 "And we go SATAN!" _meanwhile, a small plane flies diagonal in the background._
Does anyone else find that hilarious?
No
Sure
lmfao
The voice that says we got satan seems to be a small kid it sounds kinda adorable!
He saw the opportunity. He knew we needed this. He knew RUclips was lacking someone like him. He saw the opportunity and he took it.
Moonyman213 100TH LIKERRR
“The power of Christ will compel you and also cancel your flight plan”.
😂😂😂😂😂
EDIT: wow 470 likes in a month?? PLEASE MAKE THAT QUOTE A T-SHIRT!
That killed me too lol
I would wager that that line had never been spoken once before that moment. Classic.
Can we have a t-shirt with that line, please?
cacauldr YEEEESSSSS!!!
@@cacauldr I would buy that INSTANTLY.
"I walked in on my parents having sex, that was the most awkward 45 minutes of my life"
*excuse me, wtf?!*
Aaron Lundqvist Alabama 100
*"GOING TO PRETEND I DID NOT HEAR ANY OF THAT"*
Niceee
45 minutes!
@@Gary-gv6ri player 3 has joined the game
MAKE FULL COVER OF DARUDE SANDSTORM PLEASE.
Pls no
mr tuvok Plz YES
PLEASE YES
I'll pay for a fucking vinyl and cd
Heck no
That dude at 12:10 is my spirit animal. ''I know its my job, but he shouldn't of hit the ground''
Video length=2018
OH MY GOD
Jimmy Gnesda lel
Illuminati definitely confettetami
Illiumanati confirmed
Jimmy Gnesda Another example of groundpounds69 brilliance.
I lost it when the guy screamed "MAYDAY!" 9:00
i cracked up at that also but when he screamed im going down i totally lost it.
I was gone 😂
@@theriley1976 Then the guy a few seconds later that sounds like he's getting a colonoscopy with a pool noodle. I choked on the water I was drinking.
@@evanb5388 "colonoscopy with a pool noodle!"
DUUUUUDE 😂😂😂😂😂
I got a better one:
"Getting a colonoscopy with a jackhammer"
Same lol
-Are you guys STONED?
-No we're just Americans...
GreEkTerR0r U-I im stoned
+Sassy The Sasquatch whatareyutalkingabeet
He was a kiwi lmao
This whole channel is an absolute goldmine.
amazing and hilarious as always. Well done Airforceproud95
When you read this I have stolen your iq points j!g!v
aerofoodpringle69*
GroundForcedPenis3944*
Blog it
It's aircookiesblog69, idiot.
Man, could you imagine the Air Crash Investigation episodes in this universe?
"I mean. Investigating this shit is my job but. Eh. He should not have hit the ground man."
eessppeenn001 I’m not qualified for this job but i have it
“He should’ve yelled MAYDAY louder”
The wreckage couldnt be found as the aircraft respawned on the other side of the runway
So many lost aircraft being inexplicably unearthed half a kilometer under the ground
"MIKEY-MIKEY-ALPHA...CLEAR LAND GO!"
Eric Hempel that bit is hilarious
Best line of this year
Those two were my favorite.
LOL
I wonder how hard it must have been to hold back laugher and sound professional, I wouldn’t have lasted at all.
13:57 "Why am I attracted to the hooves of a minotaur"
that made me laugh so hard idk why
I died
it's that off the wall stuff that gets people.
Cuz it's random 😅 these guys remind me of an episode of family guy but like better hahahaha
"I'm getting the same vibe from this group in this frequency as the other one"
"MAYDAY!!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
screamin' MAYDAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! MAYDAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
I'm losing my shit at that high speed flyby from the hot air balloon. oh my god.
I need to play this game.
Marshall Kell that shit was so damn funny 🤣🤣😂😂😂
8:31 XD
1:20 is what I was talking about. I about shit a kidney lol
LOL IKR!! omg!!! XD
I had to replay that bit several times to different people.
This video is 20:18 . Proof next year will be amazing.
Well shit it does end at 20:18. GG for seeing that, mate
John Doe thanks for keeping morale high.
Um well
BOY WERE THEY WRONG
*"Why am i attracted to the hooves of a minotaur"*
That guy sounded suspiciously like the guy who stole the Horizon Air Bombardier Dash 8 Q400 plane from Sea-Tac. 🤔
Would have liked but 69
Questions for the ages.
I’m actually laughing so hard at this
Probably a future headliner from Florida.
"You are not cleared to do anything, Satan. The power of Christ will compel you and will also cancel your flight plan" is NOT something I was expecting to hear today but I am 100% okay with it.
Oh my gosh, I remember so much of these XD Thanks for a great year man, can't wait to see the squawk shenanigans and whatnotyou'll pull off by the time next year is over...
...over.
DS Music nice one!
Agreed . . . over?
Still unclear: is a transmission required to terminate with over if it ends with over, over?
over
I saw this video and bought the game and it is not worth it
I'm just gonna ask, are you guys stoned?
Air Traffic Controller: no sir we are not stoned we are just American.
Lmao
“Roger doger chief, we’re gonna be coming over runway whatever the fuck that one is”
7:21
"At the same time say whatever you would like to say to RUclips"
*Devil's resurrection at **7:26*
10:58 - 11:18 That was truly hilarious man. Well done.
The Alex Jones bit at 16:14 always has me ROFLMAO. 🤣
Boston Guy in the midwest ikr 😂😂😂😂😂
The amount of emojis is terrible and it makes me want to die the fact that the one guy has a maxmillianmus profile pic even though that meme died last year
It sounded more like Ghost at the beginning.
Its the only part in any YT video Ive laughed at
GET OVER HERE MCINNES
Air5potato757 can you ALT+F4 and upload this to the blog
Cool story bro
Write a book
16:12 this almost killed me because I couldn't breathe from laughing so hard.
Same
MY ARRRRRRM!!!
I GOTTA FUCK SOMETHING!
DAMN GLOBALISTS FINALLY GOT ME.
4:40 *_WE'RE GONNA BE TAKIN OFF TO THE NORTH?_*
...god damn you
who else laughed hard when the voice of Satan came on
The power of Christ will compel you and cancel your flight plan
The kid really cracked me up XD
some stronk voice mod going on
The kid made it so much funnier
I liked it when the kid came on lol
Honestly the subtitles really make the vid
They really do.
"Christ will compel you and also he will cancel your flight plan."
This is absolute gold 💜
I like the part from 00:00 to 20:18, I also like the fact that this guy ended it at 2018
16:12 lol i wuz literally on the floor laughingXD
I was almost gonna have a heart attack?
I had to pause it so many times to catch my breath from laughing!
That gets more f-ing funny every time I hear it
Put this on to get someone laughing, what sounded like someone dieing while i was in the laundry room coming into the living room to here about penus pills lol perfect timing as i had to stop because i Could not see from crying
“My fuel is burning up, can I please get a wind speed?”
“Well how are you burning fuel? You’re sitting still, just turnoff your engines”
“ARE YOU TELLING ME TO TURN OFF MY ENGINES ON AN ACTIVE RUNWAY?”
That is a very nice interpretation of what he didn't say.
it means he is gonna die
12:36 "LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE"
😂😂😂
okay roger that
just found your channel and OH MY GOD your improv and subtitles are so funny! Flighting games would never have been something i thought i would be watching on youtube and now i am bingr watching all your videos and have subscribed!
13:12 literally killed me so much
MIKEY MIKEY ALPHA, CLEAR LAND GO!
ME 2 BUD HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"I mean that's as close as you're gonna get!"
Blue Angel Six is a fucking legend.
"Roger Dodger Chief, we're gonna be coming over runway what-ever-the-f*ck that one is" LOL
SQUEEZE THOSE LEGS...
du duu du duuu
@@MrIh8hondas do know the name of the video of that? Or link?
Has he been in the more recent videos?
14:05 "ARE YOU PRODUCTFORCE94?" 😂😂😂😂
I think being a pilot and knowing how communications over the radio are supposed to work makes these videos all the better.
Comeback.exe not found hahaha
Can we all stop for one minute and take a moment to reflect on that famous aviation saying.... “One Small Step for a Plane, one giant leap for a Pilot”!
Genuinely if I laugh anymore, I’m going to prolapse my ass through the fabric of my sofa!
@airforceproud95 you are a legend! 🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌
Who's airforceproud95 you mean cargorounds59
DJ VENDETTA I apologise I meant Productforce69
"Are you guys stonned?"
"no im just american"
Best response ever.
"no we're just american"
13:58 "Why am I attracted to the hooves of a minotaur"? Goddamn; this is the best compilation.
70s: we will have flying cars in the future!
2017: *vertical hot air balloon*
"LAND THE GOT DAMN PLANE!"
"Ok roger that, that is good terminology, and we are getting more professional here. We're clear to LAND THE GOD DAMN PLANE runway 22 left, American 1337."
😂
Taxiway Pee
"Say that the correct way"
Umm, Papa Echo Echo?
November Oscar India Charlie Echo
Yankee Echo Sierra
Papa Oscar Golf Golf Echo Romeo Sierra
Timestamp?
@Charles Nakhmanson foxtrot uniform charlie kilo uniform
"...technically we have 167 "Beings" onboard, only 150 souls." Had me out of my chair dude LMAO!
Oh god this may be the most addictive kind of video yet.
WARNING! Do NOT watch if you're recovering from a laparotomy. Your surgeon will be VERY cross about repairing stitches. (Too Much Laughing 2:10 OW!!)
When the joke actually leaves you in stitches....
Get well soon, bro
"If you could just upgrade your microphone from pretzel stick-"
And now I'm broken in laughter. Thanks.
If only they had responded with "Oh, I've been saving up for one of those. Right now I have one I scavenged from an 1880's audio recorder"
2:18 this guy is a legend. He managed to get abducted by an UFO while flying.
He also choked and died earlier in the video
14:20 best transmission ever
That one had me laughing until I could barely function, and gasping for air
That stuttering was perfect
@@kpjammerwolf330 Indeed it was.
12:29 OMFG LMFAO THIS INTERACTION!
LAND THE GODDAMN PLANE
Hahahahahahahahahah 😂😂😂
Well how did I get to the plane side of RUclips.. I do not regret watching hours of this stuff. Keep it up man.
You know it's gonna be a great video when the first plane is doing 350 knots on the ground❤
with no landing gear
Nageek Gamer exactly
Found this channel earlier this year. Best compilation of shit ever!
Yeet I
Lit
Beaten only by SovietWomble Bullshittery
Yeet it is
yeet
i'm so glad i recently discovered this channel. every video is amazing.
Dude i can't breathe this is. The best thing I've ever seen you get the award for best video compilation and im crying the hot air balloon shit and the commentary is epic and the voice is amazing too.
6:30 lmfao that level of savagery
MIKEY MIKEY ALPHA CLEAR LAND GO! Nearly died at that part! LMFAO!
WolfyDaGamer i mean that's the closest your gonna get
Lmfao! Noice! It’s just as funny as “LAND, THE GODDAMN PLANE!”
“Roger that. That is good terminology. We will proceed to land the goddamn plane...” LMFAO! SO FUNNY!
mikey alpha mikey alpha!
HAHA! EPIC PRANKED!
10:35 "FUCK!"
I'm finding that WAY too funny, but that was fucking great 🤣🤣🤣
“Climb to flight level 354”
“I’m assuming you want 39400 ft and not low earth orbit”
“That is correct”
I died
"Why am I attracted to the hooves of a minotaur?"
Rofl
9:18 lol I died
HunterGuy MAYDAY!
I died at 9:50
Rip
HunterGuy yeah
what video is that from
16:13 Somewhere out there, Alex Jones has cursed these children.
Out*
Meesh Mesh Thanks
Best sub in forever. Your humor is ace. High speed balloons never get old either.
"Whoever is huffing paint" still kills me lmao
one of my favorite random ass channels I ever came across
my abs hurt after laughing so much
“Uh, roger that, so if you could just give us that landing clearance in proper FAA terminology we would be very grateful, thank you.”
*”LAND THE GOT DAMN PLANE”*
The best video EVER.... I even got shat on by my dad who yelled so loud to make me stop laughing. Well done Groundpound69
“Excessive”
“And dying”
Dead.
The dead got me lmao
Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob. Carry on.
13855402*4 is 80087355 on the calculator, turn it upside down it spells boobless. Carry on
R Bousfield here’s one: sapnu puas. Carry on.
9:00 “MAYDAY!”
14:20 Blue Angel Six
Blue Angel Six for president 2020
First - BlueAngel6 absolutely has to make his own channel, he’s always hilarious :D:D
Second - 16:12 was one of the biggest laughs i ever had :D:D
I just replayed it 3 times and still laughing my ass off!
XD
"All senior pilots should have LifeAlert"
That one killed me xD