I Get R / Wooshed On A Daily Basis It gives you the cordinents to the biggest diamond chunk in your game, not many people know about it, you should really try it I use it all the time. It’s awesome!
"Can you guys squawk 7500?" "I feel like if we do that we're gonna be seeing some hostile F-18s very quickly" "I'm telling you it's the safest way to get to the airport" *everyone squawks 7500* *multiple F-18s intercept them* *surprised Pikachu face*
4:45 Clearly "Fuel Low" means your fuel pressure is low due to high altitude (low pressures at high altitude) and you need to dive immediately until the warning goes off. The light will go off as soon as you are low enough for proper fuel pressure to be restored.
The level of professionalism from ATC is amazing. "this is ATC I have come back from a mother who told me to eat but I didn't want to" honestly if I were ATC, I'd just say "fuck it this is too much. Land whatever and proceed to whatever"
"This is ATC returning from a mother who wants me to eat....... but I do not want to" -AFP 95 -Also any child under 4 years of age that somehow got to be an Air Traffic Controller
Slew Mode☑️ Ridiculous Airport Names☑️ Calling Gear Up in a fixed gear☑️ Drunk Pilots☑️ Squekers❌ Hot Air Ballons❌ You get a 6/9 today sauce boss. Signed: Potatoman65
As soon as I saw you in slew mode ascending into orbit, I was really hoping you were going to hit Mach 3.5 like you did that one time with a Boeing 747
Hey, my thoughts exactly...that's some serious skill...lol. He should've broke formation and parked his Cessna on the inverted F-18...literally... Carlos could do it!
I recently got my Caravan license and let me tell you. That plane is a monster. The amount it can carry and in conditions I honestly shouldnt be flying in is unbelievable. I just ignore the stall warning. It is a legendary aircraft.
You are only one of maybe three youtubers that has made me laugh this much in a hour. I thank you my good sir. Will be looking forward to more of your videos, notifications are on.
*This is ATC returning from a mother who wants me to eat.. but I do not want to*
This level of professionalism deserves recognition.
Agreed
1.1k likes to 5 dislikes: "Why are you gay?"
Thank you for recognizing my professionalism! At least someone here appreciates me..
I had to masturbate furiously because this was so damned good
lol Irish 😂
"There are mountains below us"
"That sounds like a personal problem"
All in a day's work as ATC lmao
I cracked up sooo hard on that moment :D
Bringing up a line from the classics.
Deja vu confirmed
Hmm
Yeah, dude's a damn natural
Bless Carlos' heart, he's just trying his best man.
Plot twist Jacob is Carlos
@@bransondarch8678 Carlos did good
I went to high school with Carlos...unfortunately
He's got 3 wives and 16 kids, man.
I like carlos
For those of you who don't know, squawk 7500 is the "I have been hijacked" code.
Thank you. This video was in my recs and I was afraid to Google it.
Yeah
in the words of my ground instructor, its the squawk for a private airshow
@@enthusiasticgeek7237lmfao, i mean it definitely is lol
I think it means free escort flight
"Everyone ascend. The Lord is taking us."
"CARLOS YOU'RE GOING TO HELL"
That was really hilarious
I was wheezing lmao
Sooooo funny XD
*DUCKTALES MOON THEME*
“Alright that is not ascending to the heavens, that’s just assaulting the ramp”
"I'm using an actual yoke right now."
Keyboard just smeared with eggs.
Yalk
Literally laughed my butt off.
Metazare *”EGS”*
Jett Hamman Yolk*
@@Julmaa87 *yalk
“I have a wife and three kids”
“You sound like you’re 16”
I am 16.
This sounds pretty normal if it was in Mexico.
He's a teenage Grandad......
So you're 16, with a wife and 3 kids?
Looks like the fbi busting into someone’s house
It would be normal if it was in russia
ATC first time on the job then: “This should be impossible”
ATC first time on the job now: “Just go do it”
i almost spit my water out
Still looking for taxiway Yankee.
*”(UR MOM TAXIWAY)”*
@@tifluvsu80use taxiway Uniform Romeo Mike Oscar Mike
"I thought parking brake was SHIFT-P."
Can't believe you didn't go with
"ahhh that would be ALT-F4, sir."
Might be a bannable offense, like telling noobs in Minecraft to do /ci. 😆
@@oldthinkertube what does that do?
@@Guy.WhoAsked ci stands for "clear inventory". It's a quick way to delete everything you're carrying. 😆
I Get R / Wooshed On A Daily Basis It gives you the cordinents to the biggest diamond chunk in your game, not many people know about it, you should really try it I use it all the time. It’s awesome!
I got a guy with it in fiveM the other night.
"ATC what altitude would you prefer?"
"100"
"5100?"
"No, 100 feet, trust me"
Yeah *UnAbLe*
there are mOUNtaiNs under uS
@@swedewtf that sounds like a personal problem
Colby Stinson we’re all gonna die
“We have mountains below us”
*”that sounds like a personal problem”*
"personal problem"
I think I heard the same sentence in his video before...lol
I laughed way too hard at this.
Lol
BlindingLight 7
He had a point...
This is sarcasm porn and I'm absolutely here for every goddamned episode.
I've got a call for you from Pornhub, they say they understand, but i heard lots of tears in the background...
*sargasm
No its just british humor
"100 feet, i promise it's safe"
"He have mountains below us!"
"Well, that sounds like a personal problem..”
"We are all gonna die."
Just standard procedure.
@@TxpsyTurvy SAFEST procedure.
@@Dan-379 yes
The Boeing 737-MAX in a nutshell
200 ft will be good
"Can you guys squawk 7500?"
"I feel like if we do that we're gonna be seeing some hostile F-18s very quickly"
"I'm telling you it's the safest way to get to the airport"
*everyone squawks 7500*
*multiple F-18s intercept them*
*surprised Pikachu face*
°o° "I didnt think they would go that far, and actually intercept us"
Afp95: CHANGE YOUR SQUAK CODE BOIS
Afp95: *changes squawk code to 7,600*
Also afp95: *continues to speak with atc without any radio failure*
Hey, they did say it was the new VFR squawk code! They weren’t lying
4:45 Clearly "Fuel Low" means your fuel pressure is low due to high altitude (low pressures at high altitude) and you need to dive immediately until the warning goes off. The light will go off as soon as you are low enough for proper fuel pressure to be restored.
Impressive
@@permonjackson9696 Yes. It is indeed impressive how this person knew such a secret. Truly experienced, this one.
Poo poo head
No man, it obviously means you need to pull 1000Gs so that your fuel can get high again
If a flight is already squawking 7500, I'd think the low fuel warning would be the least of their worries.
“The Caravan just bodied me because I called it a piston- it’s a turbine actually”
It sexual identifies itself as a turboprop.
@@Torturephile I like your profile pic
Nobody like.
@@hulkmania4720 yeah
"What does fuel low mean?"
"My mother wants me to eat"
Irony.
1:38. "Sir have you had anything to drink tonight? "Probably."'
"Roger that, carry on"
123 likes and no replies?
*LEMME FIX THAT!*
I love how his videos are always “casual, then one small incident, then many hilarious chaotic moments followed by dubstep”
"Going to the moon" I lost my shit with that seeing it just go vertical
He said it so casually
Two seconds later: nah, ill just stay with you
@@MrJans3n I try my best :3
“What is that f-18 doing. I know he’s SPECIAL, forces, but”
ROFLMAO!
Special as in "special ed"
Some wired 'forces' were going on
He is still thinks there squak is 7500
Everyone asks where is the altitude, but nobody ever stops to ask why is the altitude?
I'm wondering who, (s)he must be a God.
but what we REALLY should ask is.....When is Altitude?
how is the altitude?*
Doesn´t matter unless it is 42 and you got a towel... in doubt that will bee usable as a parachuite
Yall asking normal questions ima asking next level questions as to what is altitude?😂 I know what altitude is!
1000 Gs is literally your plane going through a black hole.
"THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM" HAHAHAHA
lol
It was not that funny
“I don’t think we should question it.”
Truer words.....
"there's mountains below us!"
"Yeah, sounds like a personal problem."
that was a joke every second bro, best thing i've watched all month
dril
dril
dril
dril
dril
"I promise it's safe."
"We're all going to die."
"-How many G-s are we pulling?
-ALL OF THEM.
-ALL OF THEM.
-ALL OF THEM.
-ALL OF THEM."
"Best moments of 2019 coming up"
The guy lawn darting into better be near the top. I had to get a new keyboard from the spit from my drink.
Which video?
@@смиренный-х2б
This one.
Yet not quite as good as the extremely low pass by a hot air balloon doing about 400 knots back in '17.
*Passing an F-18 that's INVERTED*
"How are we going faster than that F-18?!"
"Sir, your going MACH one speed!"
The guy who had a 3 piston at 200,000 feet was asking how he was faster than an inverted F-18. Realism was not a factor in this episode. LOL
I really want to like this comment but it’s at 69 likes so I can’t
@@donaldmiller5937 *AIR HORNS*
@@donaldmiller5937 You can like it now, lol
@@johndunn6756 Welcome to Steam Edition
You have no idea how bad I needed some comedic relief to my day. Thank you!
Same here. I appreciate you, AirFunkProud96
Confirmed
This is the most I have laughed at something for a few months now.
King Jasper II that’s sad...
@@GRV_93 You're sad
AirForceProud95: Can we get an ‘affirm’ tower?
ATC: *You can get a B-FIRM, not an AFFIRM.*
Random Guy: _Tempur-Pedic®_
What about a C-FIRM?
12:06 "going to the moon" ascends to the heavens
Best part of the video 😂👌
@@davecrupel2817 Honestly didn't expect people to like me doing it as much as people are....
@@chronosg.azraelle7664 u did that?
Am I gonna get wooshed
@@Simon-tb6tn no that was me sparter111 "psycho" you can check my steam, I just dont run the same name here
The lawn-darting and the VTOL effect in the Piper was epic 😆😆😆
I almost cried laughing at that I've watched these videos for a while and never noticed that
This channel singlehandedly satisfies all my deep-fried meme material needs.
"I'm at 200,000 feet and gonna land without any gears!"
jonathan chan you will be spinning out having a seizure just like juice world good luck
@@hauptfachhauptfach6202 😂😂😂
@@hauptfachhauptfach6202 bruh 🤣🤣
7:08 That moment you realize an F-18 is Super-Trooper-ing you.
Littering and smoking the reefer
I'm freaking out man!
You are freaking out. Man
The level of professionalism from ATC is amazing. "this is ATC I have come back from a mother who told me to eat but I didn't want to" honestly if I were ATC, I'd just say "fuck it this is too much. Land whatever and proceed to whatever"
"This is ATC returning from a mother who wants me to eat....... but I do not want to"
-AFP 95
-Also any child under 4 years of age that somehow got to be an Air Traffic Controller
“100 feet.”
“Yeah, unable.”
Rofl
When you go to set your hand down on the arm rest but you accidentally squawk 7500
*f-22’s with vibe check tater tots flying them*
6:00
Him: "And why is the F-18 CONTINUING to intercept us, we are ON THE GROUND."
Me: *AMERICA*
Solid minute belly laugh triggered: "The runway is right in front of us, we got to go down to zero feet"!
Slew Mode☑️
Ridiculous Airport Names☑️
Calling Gear Up in a fixed gear☑️
Drunk Pilots☑️
Squekers❌
Hot Air Ballons❌
You get a 6/9 today sauce boss.
Signed: Potatoman65
I prefer videos without the squeakers. So airpoundpride gets a solid 69/69 for me.
I miss the hot air balloons. He probably uninstalled the add-on.
What's slewing?
TheTyphoon365 - when they engage a noclip style mode where they can just slide their aircraft around anyway at mach 69
Roger that
As I recall, the parking brake is alt+f4.
Or Ctrl+Alt+Esc. Though i bet you'll just hop outta the plane.
“Yeah Carlos you’re going to hell buddy” 😂
He legit reminds me of my friend Carlos. Sounds like him too
12:07 “I must go now, my planet needs me.”
“This plane’s just trying to mate with us at this moment.”
😂🤣😭
I died of laughter when this happened 😂😂😂
There’s an entire graveyard from when this happened. 😂🤣😂
the GGs changing font as that one dude's mic robotted was the best thing i've ever seen
“Don’t you use a keyboard?”
AFP36588yrs: “Yeah, yeah”
Chris he has a vid from a couple years ago with like $1000 equipment for it. Confusion
75 taken alive, 76 radio fix, 77 going to heaven.
I love this. And the best part is the first two are actually correct, i think.
13:16 of all the pictures I've seen of things in places where they don't belong, this one made me laugh the hardest.
1:39 No officer Ive just had a glass of diner with my wine
Haha
MVP
New shirt design please. "Certified Meteorite"
With the silhouette of a Piper or Caravan in a nose dive
@@christophercollins868 On fire
Yes please, I'll buy the most expensive option for it, too
When they started bidding on G’s while descending back to earth spiralling at FL2000 💀💀🤣🤣
Now that's how you have a good time in the air
The font changing for that laggy GG was perfect.
"Are we all joining back?"
"HELL NO"
If I was in an airline, flying 5000 feet in the air and the pilot asks where the altmeter is, I would instantly open the door and bail out.
We'd be like 12:26
As you eat pavement because they still cant figure out where the throttle is.
“Where’s the stick? I can’t find it! “
"I feel like if we do that we're gonna be seeing some hostile F-18s very quickly."
LMFAO 🤣
As soon as I saw you in slew mode ascending into orbit, I was really hoping you were going to hit Mach 3.5 like you did that one time with a Boeing 747
I love how he made that last "GG" in that old font cause his voice cracked out lol! 15:11
Airforceproud95: taxiing
F-18: proceeds to enter a flat spin on the ground
2:18 looks like carlos just went and pulled a cobra in a skyhawk. damn.
Also, this was genuinely hilarious.
Hey, my thoughts exactly...that's some serious skill...lol. He should've broke formation and parked his Cessna on the inverted F-18...literally... Carlos could do it!
ATC:100 Feet
Pilots:"There are mountains below us"
ATC: Well thats a personal problem
😂😂😂😂✈😂
10:29 “I know it’s a special forces aircraft-“
Oh this guy is special alright.
I recently got my Caravan license and let me tell you. That plane is a monster. The amount it can carry and in conditions I honestly shouldnt be flying in is unbelievable. I just ignore the stall warning. It is a legendary aircraft.
Jesus christ, that banter made me laugh harder than I have in a very long time.
This is so nostalgic, after the Best Moments of 2019 comes the year will be officially over. Can't wait for those MFS 2020 videos chief
This was in my recommendations and I have no clue what this is or what’s going on ..........
But good vid none the less
Google wants us to buy this so we can give this guy more content clearly.
Same for me
Gotta love rapture humor " The Lord is taking us!" 12:29 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thanks for recording these shenanigans.
For the uninformed, Squawk 7500 signifies that the aircraft contains a hot sausage pizza with 30 minutes or it's free delivery.
3:04 i like how this random dude comes out of no where, and everyone's like who're you?
I lost it and broke into tears laughing at "lawn dart!"
Aha that is genuinely what it is called XD It isn't even a deepthroat95'er line.
Same lmao
"THE F-18 WILL YOU GET THE F*CK OFF MY SCREEN"
Literally after this line I was just dying of laughter
I love the idea of someone landing their personal aircraft, and while landing a F18 screams past him while drifting😂
0:58 Not even a minute in and I’m already dying 😂😂😂
Sans Mans 69 likes
an0nymous734 ayyyy
Just got my drivers license today. Hope Sauceboss sees this.
@babby girl mcnally fun cool but he said drivers license
@babby girl mcnally fun but yeah that's pretty neat
@babby girl mcnally fun I didn't mean it in a bad way I just thought that driving and flying don't have much in common
@babby girl mcnally fun sorry sir
@@nate1204 you didnt have to call him "Sir" hes a random dude on the internet?
11:40 That DC-3 slid into the view like *“PaRdOn mE??”*
Magic_Zach the start of a gang bang
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
It just menacingly emerges out of the hangar
I dont have a single interest in sim games and for some reason. I suddenly have a bunch of your content alone on my feed. And I love it.
I know next to nothing about flying or flight sims or any of this, but this whole video was still hilarious
"Go 100"
"5100?"
"NO 100."
"WE HAVE MOUNTAINS BELOW US"
*"THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM."*
Sabba7h that’s what she said
These videos of yours never fail to make me laugh and teach me a thing or 2 about Aircraft and Lingo
When you look up "kuki" and realize its the airport that's outside of your hotel window.... 0_0
This guy's sense of humor and editing style reminds me so much of sovietwomble, it's terrifying.
10/10 extremely professional, I thought I was watching a documentary.
6:35 “hey! Nick! Get away from Kilo Man!”
Nick: Fuck you!
(Gets feelings hurt)
I bout died
14:32 *”1000 G’S BABY!!”*
Best channel to ever randomly appear in my algorithm 😂😂😂
2:58 lol that was so funny *”wheres my altitude?”*
You are only one of maybe three youtubers that has made me laugh this much in a hour. I thank you my good sir. Will be looking forward to more of your videos, notifications are on.
12:06 killed me "going to the moon"
4:15
*has flashbacks to “united 816 that’s not my problem anymore” *
12:07- going to the moon.... I almost died laughing
12:00 lmao that lawn dart though
I love going back to these videos when I feelbdown. The absurdity of everything is amazing.
When the plain just landed on you like a dart with it’s nose I just cracked up laughing one of my fav things iv seen here keep up the great work 🤣🤣🤣