@@MyMitchi I have no idea, I've watched this over many times over the years and all I can hear at the end is "something vierundswanzig alle danke"? Could not tell what the hell he has trying to say.
They are saying: we will not pay you for being on this server KURWA (Fuck) and before that he says: what is it with you talking to some strangers like that KURWA. I am Polish and I don't have the slightest idea what the hell they meant by this, pure idiots.
@@goll82 Yep, exactly. Once when I was in high school, which was 14 years ago there was one idiot who didn't even know the f word, he was a jerk to me but asked for my help - so I wrote down for him "I'd like to f my teacher". When he handled over her that sheet of paper I couldn't stop laughing (although silently to not make her suspicious of me). I am appalled by the number of young people who don't know English that much or are gamers but almost everything is localized so they can play in Polish. American/English games are always better in their native tongue. For example Skyrim - English has all sorts of accents from around the world or even the States alone have a lot of them and it's better to hear that accent chosen for the Nords as opposed to plain Polish, it just doesn't feel the same. As you can imagine Polish not being the world language doesn't have that Nordic vibe. I don't know how it would even sound like. Besides I hear it's very hard for non-Polish speakers to say correctly our words - I'll give you an example and give it a try in Google or any other translator: Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie w Szczebrzeszynie which translates to "a beetle buzzes in the reed in (the town of) Szczebrzeszyn" and try to repeat that. The only games I played in my native tongue were those that were from Germany - Gothic 1 & 2 or when I fully did not understand English - Baldur's Gate 1 & 2, but dubbing in both of these games rocked. Anything besides that I played in original, well, except for The Witcher 1-3 as it is Polish and the dubbing in it was phenomenal as well. Cheers
@@belladonnahigh9206 That's right, actuly I'm from Poland so it's easier for me to understand that formula: Chrzászcz brzmi w trzcinie, and I can only imagine how much pain in the ass it is for someone from the other side of the Ocean or even for those near Poland. I can agree with you about The Witcher 1-3 it is blesing for my ears, the best polish dubbing in my opinion. Also about that Polish teenagers I,m realy sad how they don't give a sh*t about even trying to learn basics to communicate with other people in the world, It is only about their future, sometimes it is a open gate to better life. Cheers man.
@@belladonnahigh9206 As someone from the US, I can imagine skyrim probably sounded best in like, the Icelandic dub, if there was one. Lol. It's pretty much the same as old Norse. Very few changes. Also, Polish isn't too bad for me, I speak Croatian, as does most of my family. One of my Grandpas was 100 percent full on Polish though, so spoke that fluently, and could actually get by speaking with my Croatian relatives who didn't speak any English. There were basically just enough words that were close enough that they could Form this half ass hybrid language and at least get the point of what each other were saying. It was pretty interesting. I can kinda do the same thing with Russians. I love the Polish tongue twister though, that was one of my Grandpa's favorites and he passed away at the age of 97 about 6 years ago now. Really miss the old guy and I hadn't heard/read that since the last time he said it.
@@suts6369 Airforceproud asked the Pilot of the Lufthansa Jet to speak some german, because Lufthansa is the biggest and most known german airline. So he said something on switzerdeutsch/swiss-german, or in a other dialect, I can't tell, and for speaking a other language as englisch, he got banned from the server. unfair but funny I thing.
11:57 “jesus christ” “Yes, everybody say dramatic phrases to make this more intense...” “Look its a bird!, no its a-“ _”OH MY GOD.”_ “＃＃％＆＾！＠％＄＃！＊＠” ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵉˣᶜᵉˢˢⁱᵛᵉ
Is this guy an actual pilot/co pilot or something because he seems like he know's what he's talking about and I think it makes this video 100x more funny
Translaction of Polish dialogues: - I don't know, is he a shoe seller? - You have to be fucked up, right? To jump between TS3 channels and talk to strangers, right? - We will not pay you for being at this voice channel kurwa
yeah the guys there didn't really got the joke and were all about saying he's first a shoeseller and then that he's a dumb@ss jumping all over the teamspeak rooms... yeah I'm polish but would laugh my ass off and just go with the conversation :)
I can relate but much worse. Never hold your Fiio M17 above your face while music-surfing. It weighs over 1.3lbs/610grams. Even with the soft silicone-case i put on it, it still busted my lip and when it hit my left-eye, I saw LIGHTNING!! 😳
You know what I love most about these videos? The way he absolutely nails describing the most hilarious situations with the least words possible while showing an impeccable talent for observing every little thing that's going on. His precision is what amazes me every single time. Imagine having 10 people doing the craziest random stuff and you're calling out everything they do while using exact professional terms and not even overlooking one plane that has its gear down when shouldn't.
2:34 That just casual disbelief in his voice as he turned and noticed the hot air balloon creeping up on the terminal...the sound of the final remaining shreds of his already tattered faith in humanity disappearing into the endless void.
"I LIKE SUBMERGING!" " This would not be a steam edition session without a hot air moving.. um... horizontally" "The hot air balloon appears to have just drawn a large BALLSACK in the sky" I really wanted to write everything that made me explode of laughter but it was just too much to list 🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:50 Heli pilot: “Tail rotor failure! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! 7700 Control tower: K...just go ahead and crash. Just keep it away from me, alright? LIKE A BOSS🤦🏻♂️🔥😂
Man, I've been loving your videos for a long time. Literally, during my IRL preflight, my instructor and I literally stopped preflighting for a few minutes and just started talking about your videos and had a great laugh. I said hi to you at the expo walking in for early registration xD
14:19 In polish: I dont know, its like shoe seller? Airforceproud: Wrong freq? Polish guy: Omg you must be so dumb that you travelling around channels on teamspeak and talk to strangers Airforceproud: Talking something about give that language a shot Polish guy: We arent going to pay you for using this teamspeak man kurwa Airforceproud: *Roger that* Lmao XD
My wife and I wanted to book a trip to Arizona for later this year. The travel agent asked what kinda of experience we were looking for. I said I wanted the full-on Illuminati experience. He looked at me funny.
Don't use a travel agent dude, I know expedia is super mainstream and may seem scammy sometimes but I"ve booked 39 flights this year all through them and it's almost always the cheapest and best option, don't pay extra for an agent. Also dank power move with the illuminati line
Best quotes: “Callsign Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Uniform” “Callsign Delta Alpha Delta Yankee Sierra November India Papa” “It’s okay. We can buy a new tower.” “That is what a brain tumor sounds like.” “We’re deploying oxygen masks due to the stench.” “You’re clear to crash.” “If you could slow down, and increase your airspeed.” “I heard you count to three, then I heard something about big holes.” “None of my controls are active, I cannot turn, I cannot pull up, I cannot turn layeff, I cannot turn right.” “hOe MaH gAwD” “The hot air balloon seems to have drawn a large ballsack in the sky.” “As a passenger I am now shitting my pants.” Let me know if I missed any.
TOWER: "just remember; low, slow and easy" AFP95: "is that a real saying or did you just make that up?" RANDOM PLAYER: "He was probably thinking of an ex."
I love that the hot air balloons /never/ talk. They're like these UFOs that show up out of nowhere and do impossible acrobatics.
Only one balloon talked, which was literally *satan*
“You don’t sound a day over 74”
“Oh, my joystick broke”
Peak comedy
I literally could not breathe laughing and I am only 1/4 of the way done
@@thetallguy9068 I lost it at the hot air balloon doing a vertical at mach 3 with the combat jets
74 is usually when your joystick stops working
I could watch this all day.
Make upside down plane
“Don’t worry, we can buy a new tower”
*Guy in the tower* : “I don’t think that’s how it works.”
Wow! It seems we have watched the same video!
its just bricks and metal that makes up the tower.
not broken, just temporally out of service
Wow Insane! I totally haven't just heard that!
@@MathiasRstJensen atc workers on their way to not exist
@@zybloom7777 Proof?
"You have permission to crash, just keep that shit away from me." The subtle calmness and nonchalant attitude is peak rofl.
why the f*** is this on my recommended and why am i enjoying this??
Coming from Cleetus, AVE and PBS Spacetime. No clue what I'm doing here but I watched the whole thing
Same
Same, Idk half of what they are saying means, but I enjoy this
Same, now I want to get this game just for the humor. And for flying airplanes I guess?
its in recommendation as it works as mind control, influence to subconscious mind
Need a ‘best of hot air balloons’ compilation
Welcome to steam edition
He made one.
Amy Ann link it
ruclips.net/video/Vl7pcvd_ei8/видео.html 👍
@@asayake1 thank you for linking it. I was too lazy.
*Haha it‘s rewind time* but it‘s better than the actual rewind...
Swiss001, what do you mean?
RUclips rewind AFP95 edition
SunnyFon
SunnyFon He means it’s better than RUclips rewind
can i get the great one to respond back? no balls
12:02 Rare voice recording of Taliban before an A-10 Thunderbolt gun run.
oih my gosh! hilarious
That’s surprisingly accurate haha
This is gold, Thanks
Fuck the NCR
Haha large gun go BRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Video length is 20:19 of course
How ironic
😆
We were on the verge of greatness
We were this close
The Funniest Moments Of 2017 video was 20:18 xD
I was writing it..... 😂
When he faked the “polish” I just wheezed
SAME
You mean *(polish?)*
me too, that was the best 😂
U know what's best? It actually was polish
🤣
The missle guy, old guy and hot air ballon guy are all legends.
And the cookie guy
Also the gunshots
"throw a bunch of pennies in the middle of a roller rink and watch the kids run after them"
that sounds hilarious, i like this guy
Not the recommendation I wanted but the one I needed
"You know I give you just what you needed JUST WHAT YOU NEEDED!!!"
I have to agree lol
Lol I just found this in my recommended too
The hot air balloon lmao
didn’t expect to see u here
😂
has drawn a massive ball sack to my right copy
Wait, I'm as confused as why I'm watching this video as to why you are...
It's a paid content - lol.
“You haven’t lived until you’ve dropped two boxes of bowling pins in the middle of the road at 3 am”
Lmao
Wtf was that guy going on about
When it's 13 degrees...
@@politecat4236 Dropping two boxes of bowling pins into the middle of the road at 3 am
Which video is this from lol
9:48 that literally sounds like a real pilot's mic
It does though!
You haven't lived unless you've dropped a box of bowling pins in the road at 3 AM.
I'm old.
- This guys life is a mood.
Lmao
@@brandoncypher4774 Is that a Chinese hacker's name?
I am 600th like
You guys ever throw a roll of pennies into a roller rink??
Zalán Besztercei Becski no, it’s lmfao’s sister
This Air Force Proud rewind is better than RUclips rewind
Ry the Guy Not a big suprise. I think AttackHelicopterProud69 can save RUclips
At least stuff in GroundPound69's rewind is stuff that's actually memorable.
Well what can you expect: 13M dislike in 2 weeks.
It's Crapface not Bryan
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. ...Actually woke my wife up. You caused a fight, but it was absolutely worth it.
Rob Ferguson. All good bro, time to take what is yours.
Rob Ferguson same here she’s pissed lol especially because I’m still laughing.
Dude, same! I got hit with a pillow!
Equal rights equal fights
@@RT-qd8yllol
"Are you able to speak German?"
Lufthansa pilot: *actually speaks German*
banned lol
Task failed successfully
First: It's funny how there are exactly 88 likes
Second: I dont know what he said, but it wasnt german
@@MyMitchi I have no idea, I've watched this over many times over the years and all I can hear at the end is "something vierundswanzig alle danke"? Could not tell what the hell he has trying to say.
The Poles you encountered: "Who is that? Is he like... a shoe salesman or something?"
They are saying: we will not pay you for being on this server KURWA (Fuck) and before that he says: what is it with you talking to some strangers like that KURWA. I am Polish and I don't have the slightest idea what the hell they meant by this, pure idiots.
@@belladonnahigh9206 True xD I feel so sorry for Polish people in young age that doesn t know how to use english or even understand
@@goll82 Yep, exactly.
Once when I was in high school, which was 14 years ago there was one idiot who didn't even know the f word, he was a jerk to me but asked for my help - so I wrote down for him "I'd like to f my teacher". When he handled over her that sheet of paper I couldn't stop laughing (although silently to not make her suspicious of me).
I am appalled by the number of young people who don't know English that much or are gamers but almost everything is localized so they can play in Polish. American/English games are always better in their native tongue. For example Skyrim - English has all sorts of accents from around the world or even the States alone have a lot of them and it's better to hear that accent chosen for the Nords as opposed to plain Polish, it just doesn't feel the same.
As you can imagine Polish not being the world language doesn't have that Nordic vibe. I don't know how it would even sound like. Besides I hear it's very hard for non-Polish speakers to say correctly our words - I'll give you an example and give it a try in Google or any other translator: Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie w Szczebrzeszynie which translates to "a beetle buzzes in the reed in (the town of) Szczebrzeszyn" and try to repeat that.
The only games I played in my native tongue were those that were from Germany - Gothic 1 & 2 or when I fully did not understand English - Baldur's Gate 1 & 2, but dubbing in both of these games rocked. Anything besides that I played in original, well, except for The Witcher 1-3 as it is Polish and the dubbing in it was phenomenal as well.
Cheers
@@belladonnahigh9206 That's right, actuly I'm from Poland so it's easier for me to understand that formula: Chrzászcz brzmi w trzcinie, and I can only imagine how much pain in the ass it is for someone from the other side of the Ocean or even for those near Poland. I can agree with you about The Witcher 1-3 it is blesing for my ears, the best polish dubbing in my opinion. Also about that Polish teenagers I,m realy sad how they don't give a sh*t about even trying to learn basics to communicate with other people in the world, It is only about their future, sometimes it is a open gate to better life.
Cheers man.
@@belladonnahigh9206 As someone from the US, I can imagine skyrim probably sounded best in like, the Icelandic dub, if there was one. Lol. It's pretty much the same as old Norse. Very few changes. Also, Polish isn't too bad for me, I speak Croatian, as does most of my family. One of my Grandpas was 100 percent full on Polish though, so spoke that fluently, and could actually get by speaking with my Croatian relatives who didn't speak any English. There were basically just enough words that were close enough that they could Form this half ass hybrid language and at least get the point of what each other were saying. It was pretty interesting. I can kinda do the same thing with Russians. I love the Polish tongue twister though, that was one of my Grandpa's favorites and he passed away at the age of 97 about 6 years ago now. Really miss the old guy and I hadn't heard/read that since the last time he said it.
*Speaks German with an interesting dialect*.
*Banned from server*. xD
Jawoll mein kamerrad
Why was he banned 😂
@@suts6369 Airforceproud asked the Pilot of the Lufthansa Jet to speak some german, because Lufthansa is the biggest and most known german airline.
So he said something on switzerdeutsch/swiss-german, or in a other dialect, I can't tell, and for speaking a other language as englisch, he got banned from the server.
unfair but funny I thing.
@@DavidLangeYU91 where im 2 lazy to watch the vid im swiss
@@DavidLangeYU91 found it i think he's talking dutch
I know literally nothing about flight in general and still find this fucking hilarious lmao
Same
@@jacoblashell7859 same
Shaba
omfg I lost my shit when the old guy started talking about dropping bowling pins on a roadway in the middle of the night hahahahah
Same, I can't stop laughing throughout the whole videos
1:42 imagine the chaos being in a hot air balloon going that speed
Yaaaaaaaaaaah. It` s rewind time. Looks like you had a great year. See you in 20:19 ;)
LOL, I GET IT.
a year of nothingness in 20:19
HEY CARGOSPOTTER, see you in 2019, try to catch ER-JAI again for me!
I just realized thats why people were saying that thats fantastic.
20:19 is the end of the world if you checked it cause there's nothing
Imagine, if the *actual* president plays on Flight Simulator and call himself "Air Force 1"
You don't have a president
That would be hilarious especially if it had a custom red MAGA paint dlc.
@@kingchris-xt9lf OOF
@Daniel Washford it would also require him not to delete thousands of emails to mysterious contacts. Bitch.
People say he's the greatest pilot. Truly fantastic.
"Sorry, were is everyone?"
"Up your ass and to the left."
"Thank you."
Also, love the "Readback is correct," part.
Crash Test Dummy 5:51
"Sir, are you descending into a residential area?"
*"Are you about to die?"*
"Yup."
"Okay."
I love how casual they are, lmaoooo
Me if I was a pilot: just to let you know I'm in a nosedive at full throttle I think I'm gonna die haha lol
“Just wondering why is there a LEAF BLOWER in your house?”
**gunshots**
“Problem taken care of”.
Wow
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
11:57
“jesus christ”
“Yes, everybody say dramatic phrases to make this more intense...”
“Look its a bird!, no its a-“
_”OH MY GOD.”_
“＃＃％＆＾！＠％＄＃！＊＠”
ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵉˣᶜᵉˢˢⁱᵛᵉ
i fucking died
Link to that vid?
Screams in brrrrrt
*A10 warthog had entered the chat*
@@mazon33 what
“Jerking the yoke like that is not going to fix your problems!”
tell that to, well, most teenagers
Like it stops when you turn 20...
Legority reee Hi Lego you watch this channel too?
Yaaaah, it’s rewind time.
*Sees Roblox on your channel*
Aw, that’s hot
Atorious oh jesus hi
David Vissers Yaaah, it’s rewind time.
*sees you stole Markiplier’s profile picture instead of making your own*
Aw, that’s hot
I absolutely lost it at 6:30 a helicopter shadowing the tower feet away, two hot air balloons and a F18 in VTOL mode.
(GUNSHOT)
Problem taken care of.
i mean he's not wrong
8:15 BEST PART HANDS DOWN
Homie just shot his leaf blower
He's not wrong, he's just got other problems now.
Hey couldn’t have nuked it instead of shooting it 😂
Whoever made those missile launch sounds deserves an Oscar
2018 Flightsim Awards
Best original script: Airforceproud95
Best sound design: The dude making missile sounds
Best Special Effects: ... not Microsoft.
Shockrider 1 so an O award?
You know it's a funny moments video when there is a hot air balloon every 40 seconds
lazy pizza ship. Right!
Is this guy an actual pilot/co pilot or something because he seems like he know's what he's talking about and I think it makes this video 100x more funny
I think so
what does "air force proud" mean to you?
@@duatia5315 Listen I'm a little *slow* and yes I just finally checked the about section, I actually think it's really cool!
Lol "HamStuck" huh?😗
Yes, the guy has a commercial pilot license. He has several videos of IRL flying on his channel.
"FLARE, FLARE, FLARE, AGHHHH!."
"Yeah, he dead."
He was watching swiss 001 butter feat afp95
Proffesional assessment right there.
last words before he got shot down by a mig
@@hoguhq yep
@@champagnegascogne9755 It was not him
*"Flight test for NASA."*
Forgot the hyphen in Spider-Man.
@@MrTypicalPlayer i think you mean "Spider Ma'am!"
@@flightneedsanupgrade I'LL SHOW YOU A SIR
I'm so glad one of your vidoes ended up in my recommended list. These videos are hilarious
Same
yeah it ended up on mine too have absolutely no idea how but no complaints here
Right
Oh man I second that
Best recommend video ever
Never thought I’d see 747’s reproduce but ok 6:57
What makes these vids so funny is how serious you guys are
Is that what the whistleblower was threatening to share?
12:03, A-10 gun has joined the server.
A10 engaging fa/18
Mark Garrison gau-8 avenger
LOL
Hahahaha
BRRRRRRT
14:20 Damn, is this dude this some kind of a boots seller?
14:24 **intense polish swearing**
Thanks
BREAKING NEWS: AIRLINER CRASHES WHILE WATCHING ANOTHER PLANE CRASH!
_What was the pilot thinking?_
10:30 is some of the funniest Flight Sim footage you can find.
"13,000 feet barrel roll doors open in a Cesna 172 SKYCOCK!" lmfao
I love me some STALL HORN, baby!
12:02 "A-10 Warthog has Joined Your Channel"
President Bush Omg 😂😂😂
It’s exactly what they sound like 😂
sounded like a V1 bomb buzz!
@@ronnylucas8857 both have the brrrrrrt sound 🤣
"Flare (1) Flare (2) Flare (3) SDHFJSHFKJSHKJF" "yeah he ded"
Black Zebra I have no idea what happened there but I laughed so hard
yammmit sammee
*13:45* that didn't end well.
He sounds like if he is fighting a fighter jet
the audio is from an Iron Man movie
"Can we confirm we heard a leave blower in the background”
“Why is there a leave blower INSIDE your house?”
*gunshot*
Me: Do i call the police?
Second reply and 331st like
Yes
Translaction of Polish dialogues:
- I don't know, is he a shoe seller?
- You have to be fucked up, right? To jump between TS3 channels and talk to strangers, right?
- We will not pay you for being at this voice channel kurwa
Thats mostly correct except you got some words wrong
That fake polish conversation had me dead 🤣🤣
yeah the guys there didn't really got the joke and were all about saying he's first a shoeseller and then that he's a dumb@ss jumping all over the teamspeak rooms...
yeah I'm polish but would laugh my ass off and just go with the conversation :)
@@lysq did he like, accidentally say anything remotely coherent in polish?
@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 not really I'm Czech and that sounded like something from the middle east (like 20% polish)
@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595nope! He did day no, which is like saying 'yes', so there's that ig?
Airforceproud95: Are you about to die?
Some dude: Yup.
Airforceproud95: Okay.
14:30 it is in fact polish and he is saying kurwa multiple times. He called you a bit** xD
I can't tell you how hard I laughed! You sound so professional and that makes it soooooo much better.
And the main guy is a pilot in real life I'm assuming....
@@FaderFlosser He is, actually.
@Got_nuffin_on_me Well, Airforceproud95 _is_ actually a pilot, so....
dude has a killer voice, sounds so legit
Lil hole big anuz
14:18 The Polish guy says "Is this some shoe seller?"
Yeah
I remember you
-*jabbering in Polish
-Roger that
This is hysterical dude.
3:51 the way he said those numbers sounds as if Jesus was promoting his pizza delivery service
"Why is there a leaf blower in the background?"
*gunshot*
"Problem taken care of"
nothing more effective than a casual cold blooded possibly murder
12:03 - Intimidates the A-10 warthog minigun PERFECTLY
So fucking true dude HAHAHAHA
*imitates*
malapropism alert
Lol no joke it sounds exactly like that.
When that guy said God that got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I cannot turn
I cannot Pull up
I cannot turn left
I cannot turn right
Airforceproud95's reaction:
You have to unpause your game bro
XDXDXDX
Welcome to Steam Edition :D
*turn layffh
13:45 had to be my favorite moment lol
The dude got shot down. RIP.
Haha! Good one
POV: Erusian E-767s on Ace Combat 04's Blockade mission
@@kpjammerwolf330 POV: youre a random emmerian pilot and you hear the sound of marker drones on your ass
Same lool
As a new subscriber, I cannot wait to see what new shenanigans you will provide us with in 2019.
Thank you for making me laugh in 2018!
Same I just found him like a week or so ago and have been binge watching when I can.
@@Jim_woods You got FSX, it's great fun flying with him
@@daltongrubb1077 not yet but because of his videos it makes me want to get it real bad
@@Jim_woods You gotta get it, I also have links to the discords he sometimes flies in. It's always a blast
Pilot-"sir, what the hell are you talking about?"
....
Other dude-"I'm OLD."
Piolet?
@@sandman_2004 shhh, No one saw it but us. Let's not tell anyone.🙏
5:07 what are your flight intentions for today?
Climb to 30,000 feet and start nosediving to hit mach 2.
"Indeed I vant to eat sandvich and drink cheese"
I choked on that hot air balloon on a vertical with the jet lmao
All these pilot's are drunk madlads lol.
*welcome to fsx steam edition*
I.
See.
You.
Everywhere.
The way that ATC is just casually talking when the trolling occurs is killing me. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.
5:12 I laughed so Hard I almost choked to death, luckily I dropped my phone on my face after watching it 3 times, that helped alot
I can relate but much worse. Never hold your Fiio M17 above your face while music-surfing. It weighs over 1.3lbs/610grams. Even with the soft silicone-case i put on it, it still busted my lip and when it hit my left-eye, I saw LIGHTNING!! 😳
Clone Trooper: “Just like in the simulations.”
Found the channel by recommendations from youtube, I dont even play the game but still subscribed lol :)
Same here
BLOG
Same
Me too. This channel is comedy gold.
Same lol
"How about that for a news story? Airliner crashes while watching other plane crash. "
Lmaooooo I love your commentary bro
That was in my server.
@@Planetarygamers hahaha
"FLARE! FLARE! FLARE!"
(CHAOS)
"Yeah, HE DEAD!"
Chaos Damn
14:20 XDD Yeah that's polish "he's some boots seller"
14:35 I didn't understand any word of that XD and im polish too
XD
14:35 I'm pretty sure was just gibberish
The fact that he is so calm about everything makes this so much funnier
"Rudder has failed" *snorts a line* I can't breathe
Been searching for a porn that lasts 20 mins for a while. Finally found the perfect one
69 LIKES😂
Blog it.
Airporn95 🤷🏻♀️
Yep
Ohh isn't that the greatest? Touch down!!
This is pure chaos and I’m all for it! I can’t get enough of these 😂
17:20 when the 747 rotated I burst out laughing but I don’t know why
When you walking away after a argument and hear them whispering
I'm literally fucking crying 😂😂😂
I'm dead🤣☠️
Beacause in general you are not made for normal (not VTOL) aircrafts moving on a fix position.
Lol the fake polish thats great
im dead 😂😂😂😂😂
You know what I love most about these videos? The way he absolutely nails describing the most hilarious situations with the least words possible while showing an impeccable talent for observing every little thing that's going on. His precision is what amazes me every single time. Imagine having 10 people doing the craziest random stuff and you're calling out everything they do while using exact professional terms and not even overlooking one plane that has its gear down when shouldn't.
3:51 is one of my personal favs, gotta love the televangelist phone-in number
That hot air balloon always make me laugh 😂😂😂
2:34 That just casual disbelief in his voice as he turned and noticed the hot air balloon creeping up on the terminal...the sound of the final remaining shreds of his already tattered faith in humanity disappearing into the endless void.
"I LIKE SUBMERGING!"
" This would not be a steam edition session without a hot air moving.. um... horizontally"
"The hot air balloon appears to have just drawn a large BALLSACK in the sky"
I really wanted to write everything that made me explode of laughter but it was just too much to list 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Why is there an leaf blower inside your house
“Hang on a second”
(Gunshot)
“Problem taken care of”
Looooooooool
Florida
@@ThatCyberpunkGuy Texas*
6:50
Heli pilot: “Tail rotor failure! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! 7700
Control tower: K...just go ahead and crash. Just keep it away from me, alright?
LIKE A BOSS🤦🏻♂️🔥😂
20:19 minute video, sounds about right. Groundpound69 always on point with his video length.
“Low, slow and easy.”
“Is that an actual saying?”
“That. Or he was thinking of an ex.”
😳🤣🤣💀
‘’I like submerging’’ and the ‘’Fuck eh’’ while demolishing houses and trees are always going to be instant CLASSICS
who else keeps getting recommended vids from like a million years ago?!?
Meh
Me
12 years ago*
8 months ago* also shut up with your unoriginal shit.
Every person registered on utoube
Man, I've been loving your videos for a long time. Literally, during my IRL preflight, my instructor and I literally stopped preflighting for a few minutes and just started talking about your videos and had a great laugh. I said hi to you at the expo walking in for early registration xD
14:19
In polish: I dont know, its like shoe seller?
Airforceproud: Wrong freq?
Polish guy: Omg you must be so dumb that you travelling around channels on teamspeak and talk to strangers
Airforceproud: Talking something about give that language a shot
Polish guy: We arent going to pay you for using this teamspeak man kurwa
Airforceproud: *Roger that*
Lmao XD
Cheers
I specifically went into comments for this, thanks! 🤣
Kuuuurwa. I worked in a hotel which hapoened to have some polish and europeans thats all i heard all day every day
It’s Russian I understand Russian
Tselmen Batjargal No its not.
You haven't lived until you've dropped two boxes of bowling pins on the road when it's toile- twelve degrees.
Would not surprise me if real pilots watch this and laugh at these people pretending to know what theyre doing😂
isn't he a comercial pilot?
Yeah he is
As a pilot can confirm lmao
What’s the name of the game please
@@bornealucian4717 Flight Simulator Steam edition
My wife and I wanted to book a trip to Arizona for later this year. The travel agent asked what kinda of experience we were looking for. I said I wanted the full-on Illuminati experience. He looked at me funny.
Don't use a travel agent dude, I know expedia is super mainstream and may seem scammy sometimes but I"ve booked 39 flights this year all through them and it's almost always the cheapest and best option, don't pay extra for an agent. Also dank power move with the illuminati line
"Ahhh its rewind time, if i could control rewind, i would want, airforceproud95 and a hot air ballons on steroids."-From Will Smith himself.
Dont forget the stalling 747s
Hot air ballons on steroids doing vertical on high speed. ;)
Are we just gonna ignore the F/A-18 going harrier status at 6:36, followed by it dissipating into nothingness?
I was dying laughing at that too 😂
That's affirmative, over.
The power of slew mode compelled him~
Welcome to Steam Edition lol.
I think it just activated the "cloaking device", it's still their, you just can't see it!
Can confirm the mic quality, and dialogue, are historically accurate.
“Sorry, where is everyone?”
“Up your ass and to the left.”
“Thank you.”
I forgot how funny these videos are 😂
You know... I don't even play this game. I'd never heard of it. Somehow, I stumbled across you. Dude... You're hilarious.
same haha.
Crazy, I practically grew up knowing about this game
Best quotes:
“Callsign Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Uniform”
“Callsign Delta Alpha Delta Yankee Sierra November India Papa”
“It’s okay. We can buy a new tower.”
“That is what a brain tumor sounds like.”
“We’re deploying oxygen masks due to the stench.”
“You’re clear to crash.”
“If you could slow down, and increase your airspeed.”
“I heard you count to three, then I heard something about big holes.”
“None of my controls are active, I cannot turn, I cannot pull up, I cannot turn layeff, I cannot turn right.”
“hOe MaH gAwD”
“The hot air balloon seems to have drawn a large ballsack in the sky.”
“As a passenger I am now shitting my pants.”
Let me know if I missed any.
"Watching marijuana sector"
"Hoe my god"
Alright you heard the man, back it up onto the active
“American 1492 taxi via (USER JOINED YOUR CHANNEL) advise holding short.”
“Uhh repeat? Someone joined”
“Readback correct”
TOWER: "just remember; low, slow and easy"
AFP95: "is that a real saying or did you just make that up?"
RANDOM PLAYER: "He was probably thinking of an ex."