r/Maliciouscompliance I Broke My Arm in Half Just to Prove Someone Wrong

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +671

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  • @mugannihilatior8114
    @mugannihilatior8114 5 лет назад +917

    When you don't believe a kid but then his hand goes exorcist

    • @chessnitemayr
      @chessnitemayr 4 года назад +14

      I lost it. At a quarter after 5 in the morning.

    • @Niko-the-Black-Dragon
      @Niko-the-Black-Dragon 4 года назад +8

      I actually under stand this because I have two plates and eleven screws in my right forarm because I fell when trying to jump off a rolling barrel or running barrel I should sayand if I could figure out how, I could send the pics to your email rSlash.
      (Right bone in the forearm was a complete fracture and the other one was a Segmental fracture (both of which were complete) and greenstick basically meaning that it was bent out of shape.

    • @duderobi
      @duderobi 3 года назад +3

      I never believe such storys because also junkies get pain reliver because you get pain. In europe it is illegal don't help to relive the pain.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 года назад

      it’s BS

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 года назад +2

      @@duderobi it’s a kid, she didn’t have the right to do what she did. if she was real she’d be fired for gross misconduct and hurting a patient

  • @mimimorea2455
    @mimimorea2455 4 года назад +1265

    As a nurse, that nurse’s behavior in the story the kid broke his arm in is extremely unprofessional and makes me so upset. We are taught to NEVER assume, and take everyone’s pain seriously. Patients depend on the nurses for pain relief; it’s our job to advocate for them and provide comfort and care. I understand there may be some difficult patients here and there who may exaggerate a bit but everyone’s pain tolerance is different and regardless of the situation, she didn’t handle that the right way at all. She didn’t ask where the pain was, when it started, how long, etc. and needing an x-ray before pain relief is untrue. I feel bad OP had to deal with that and hopefully didn’t skew his perception of all nurses.

    • @bonnietelocole6777
      @bonnietelocole6777 4 года назад +79

      With this new knowledge, I hope that nurse was fired, or at least retrained.

    • @mikeplays8302
      @mikeplays8302 4 года назад +33

      I hate to say it but Maybe that hospital worked differently.

    • @mimimorea2455
      @mimimorea2455 4 года назад +39

      •Mike Plays• You have a point there. Some hospitals are different than others.

    • @abccanada6248
      @abccanada6248 4 года назад +24

      Op in that story here would at least have some drugs given to her in the ambulance and would already have had an IV in. At least that was my experience the 1st and 3rd time i broke my left wrist

    • @ct6410
      @ct6410 4 года назад +46

      I was a virgin until I was 25 (I used to be VERY religious.) In college, I went to our school clinic with abdominal pain. The nurse said snappishly, "I can't give you anything for pain until we do a pregnancy test." I told her that I was a virgin and she scoffed and said, "Yeah, right. Maybe I should put on some lipstick, since I guess I'll be on the news tonight when they broadcast about the pregnant virgin!" When my test came back negative, she couldn't even bring herself to bring the pain medicine to me--she sent it with a student volunteer. (I was later diagnosed with endometriosis.) I put in a complaint about her, but I never heard anything about it.
      Two years later, when I was in grad school, I had to go back to the clinic. I was waiting in line to check in when I saw the same nurse. A woman in scrubs (Doctor? Head nurse? I don't know.) was standing about four feet from me and gestured Mean Nurse over and started whispering to her, but loudly enough that I could hear, "(Mumble mumble...) You need to talk to your daughter (mumble) appropriate attire (mumble) behavior." Mean Nurse was just looking down and nodding. I was wondering what it was about when I reached the desk and noticed there was a young woman (maybe 18-20) with the same red hair as Mean Nurse behind the receptionist, filing. She was wearing a filmy, absolutely see-through top and no bra. I mean, she might as well have been topless. Don't get me wrong--I think if men don't have to cover their nipples in public, women shouldn't have to either, but I would have been JUST as disturbed to see that much of a male employee in a medical setting as I was seeing her. I gave the receptionist my name, and as she was typing it in, the girl yelled, "Dr. Robertson!" I looked up and a really attractive male doctor had just come around the corner. "Have you seen my piercings?" she giggled, shimmying her boobs at him and making her pierced nipples flash. I looked at the receptionist with, I'm sure, huge eyes, and she just rolled her eyes at me, shrugged, and heaved a defeated sigh.

  • @lostphoenix.betaedition6965
    @lostphoenix.betaedition6965 4 года назад +901

    I can just imagine OP’s face when he
    “re-broke” his arm. Smile, tears silently running down his face, internally screaming in pure and utter agony.

    • @EE-jo5pt
      @EE-jo5pt 4 года назад +32

      Ah Yes, Imperialism PTSD with this comment. This happened to me when my friend and I were cheerleading, I unknowingly broke my arm when she threw me then I fell off a chair the same day falling forward on the same arm.. put it this way it was no longer a doubt at that point. Lol.

    • @geoman265.
      @geoman265. 4 года назад +10

      @@EE-jo5pt How do you unknowingly break an arm?

    • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
      @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 4 года назад +21

      @@geoman265. Shock...
      Natures perfect (though relatively short-term) Pain Killer...

    • @sailorriley1
      @sailorriley1 4 года назад +18

      Geoman265 Izuku Midoriya that’s how

    • @idkusername5789
      @idkusername5789 4 года назад +7

      Distracteddisturber I was just about to make that joke...

  • @nebulosity7266
    @nebulosity7266 5 лет назад +535

    This dude who broke his arm did the most INSANE power move I’ve ever heard of and I want to applaud him for it!

    • @osr6447
      @osr6447 4 года назад +14

      It would probably hurt for him to applaud himself

    • @Steamjax
      @Steamjax 4 года назад +9

      Op: I'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move *re-breaks arm*

    • @Steamjax
      @Steamjax 4 года назад +4

      Op: I'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move *re-breaks arm*

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 года назад

      it’s fake

    • @crow3190
      @crow3190 7 месяцев назад

      @@bostonrailfan2427how do you know this exactly?

  • @Papa_Waffles
    @Papa_Waffles 5 лет назад +2772

    Our boy got a sponsorship, he's growing up so fast.

    • @jay7568
      @jay7568 5 лет назад +145

      Just wait until he gets sponsored by raid shadow legends

    • @aurongrande6141
      @aurongrande6141 5 лет назад +37

      Looks like Google won't be closing his RUclips account for lack of profitability or whatever it's listed as in the service agreement.

    • @24wherath36
      @24wherath36 5 лет назад +13

      @@aurongrande6141 well in-video ads don't earn google anything soo.....

    • @lbozo6629
      @lbozo6629 5 лет назад +6

      What happened to Mama Waffles?

    • @aurongrande6141
      @aurongrande6141 5 лет назад +2

      @@24wherath36 Well, there is that.

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +672

    Guess what day it is today 😊

    • @lovros9052
      @lovros9052 5 лет назад +21

      Saturday?

    • @brandonhughes4571
      @brandonhughes4571 5 лет назад +9

      Saturday rslash oh wait nevermind

    • @anthonytuder
      @anthonytuder 5 лет назад +109

      Happy birthday!

    • @AoDark07
      @AoDark07 5 лет назад +28

      Sunday? I live in Australia lol

    • @ciloufy
      @ciloufy 5 лет назад +36

      Happy birthday 🥳🎉🎉🎉
      I love your channel, it makes my day 💖

  • @desiterdane4286
    @desiterdane4286 5 лет назад +271

    Our boy got a Sponshership ON HIS BIRTHDAY!

    • @m3tr0idgrl
      @m3tr0idgrl 5 лет назад +1

      *sponsorship

    • @moved7685
      @moved7685 5 лет назад +1

      HE GOT PAID ON HIS BIRTHDAY

  • @Culvey
    @Culvey 5 лет назад +646

    Involuntarily Volunteered... that my friends is what we call being "Voluntold"

    • @gwencatz2483
      @gwencatz2483 5 лет назад +22

      "Victimteer" is also a good one

    • @theblackcrayon6635
      @theblackcrayon6635 5 лет назад +3

      I didn't like only because there are 69 likes. just as it should bee

    • @verabear2347
      @verabear2347 4 года назад +8

      @@theblackcrayon6635 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓳𝓪𝔃𝔃?

    • @EpicPinkCreeper
      @EpicPinkCreeper 4 года назад +2

      Lol yeah that's what I call it too

    • @nathansingleton7532
      @nathansingleton7532 4 года назад +7

      Honestly I think about it as...
      _C o n s c r i p t i o n_
      >insert Soviet Anthem here

  • @spencera9229
    @spencera9229 4 года назад +168

    the arm kid is a badass but OOF that hurts to hear
    id totally do that tho

    • @bonnietelocole6777
      @bonnietelocole6777 4 года назад +1

      I'd go one step further and slap her with the broken arm to re-break it and tell her that her behavior is going entirely against the protocol she was taught. It would increase the pain 30 fold but it'd be worth it to traumatize her into actually doing what she was supposed to do.

    • @izzyplayingidk
      @izzyplayingidk 4 года назад +1

      I felt it when the kid broke his arm.

    • @Germlin
      @Germlin 4 года назад +1

      IzzyPlaying IDK me too, me too.

    • @Tailstraw_xD
      @Tailstraw_xD 4 года назад

      Press X to doubt

    • @weebalert2613
      @weebalert2613 3 года назад +1

      Yeah this sounds like something I would do out of spite tbh

  • @callousTelegnosis
    @callousTelegnosis 5 лет назад +347

    The kid from the 1st story has the same energy from the kid from another story that break his legs and accidentally get a guy blacklisted
    Edit: The op from the other video unscrewed his bones

    • @callousTelegnosis
      @callousTelegnosis 5 лет назад +11

      @Bruce Wayne Yea, i just remember via video title

    • @BloodThirstyAvengers
      @BloodThirstyAvengers 5 лет назад +4

      rSlash covered that too. I think DarkFluff is where I heard it first though. #notsponsored

    • @christianstachl
      @christianstachl 5 лет назад +5

      @Bruce Wayne
      The story with the broken arm sure was incredible painful, but the story with the screws was even painful to hear.

    • @JerseyAnimations1
      @JerseyAnimations1 3 года назад +4

      @@callousTelegnosis I remember when redditor read it on r/supernova revenge

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 года назад

      it’s fake…the nurse would never treat a kid like that especially one brought in alone by ambulance

  • @RaulRodr
    @RaulRodr 5 лет назад +168

    We remember... Happy birthday rSlash!

  • @pockettot6562
    @pockettot6562 5 лет назад +494

    "Imagine getting paid just to nap" my husband works at a place that is so slow that he literally gets paid $14/hr. To do nothing. He and his manager will sit down and watch a movie together because they get so slow lol

    • @The_Arctic_Kiwi
      @The_Arctic_Kiwi 5 лет назад +35

      can i switch jobs with your husband?

    • @Icalasari
      @Icalasari 5 лет назад +35

      @Big boi I'm betting on Night Security. Usually those jobs are pretty piss easy because 99% of the time, nothing is going on

    • @pockettot6562
      @pockettot6562 5 лет назад +18

      @Big boi it's a check cashing/ money loan place.

    • @akl2k7
      @akl2k7 5 лет назад +12

      @@Icalasari I'm a hotel Night Auditor and I have a coworker who does security. Neither of us do a whole lot. The most I do is check a handful of people in a night, if that, put some papers in a filing cabinet (which only takes a few minutes), and fill out a room rack for housekeeping, which takes about a half-hour. Other than that, it's basically just a lot of RUclips and Reddit.

    • @themedicc1774
      @themedicc1774 5 лет назад +5

      @@pockettot6562 I'm taking his job. I get paid minimum wage to do everything at my place lmal

  • @AvalynTheAccursed
    @AvalynTheAccursed 4 года назад +128

    As someone who's broken their arm in half before-
    That first story made me actually die on the inside at the end.

    • @ratking4768
      @ratking4768 4 года назад +7

      I've done it too when he said you could hear an "audible Snap" Vietnam like flashbacks attacked

  • @girl1213
    @girl1213 4 года назад +133

    I get that part of a nurse's job is to ensure patients aren't just in the ER to get drugs, but seriously?! That was SO unprofessional. Pain management especially in the ER is the *FIRST* priority, not the testing. And you know something? Ice is part of pain management. The nurse should have at least gotten that for OP since the number of times I've gone to the ER for my own or someone else's broken limb we were *always* given ice.

  • @TailsIsDisappointed
    @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +223

    A small sacrifice of flesh can convince anyone, no matter the situation.

  • @Bethbethisme
    @Bethbethisme 5 лет назад +108

    Oh my god the first story reminded me of my sister! When she was very young (about 4 years old) we were playing on my parents bed and she fell off it wrong and broke her arm in half. My mum saw this happen and saw that it was broken even though my sister didn't make a noise. Obviously panicked my mum went to my dad and told him to take them to the hospital. Now, my dad is a unique person after having me so he didn't believe my mum as he said "she can't have broken her arm, she's not crying" so my mum takes my sister's arm and bends it backwards while my sister is stoic as ever. I don't know if my sister remembers it but it's a funny memory now!

    • @fealubryne
      @fealubryne 5 лет назад +13

      My 8-year-old fell and split her scalp open when she was little, around 2. And the fall scared her and she cried about that, but got over it pretty quickly. So here she is, scalp split enough to see and bleeding everywhere, and just a totally fine, happy little kid. Even when the nurse put stitches in, unphased. Little kids handle that stuff so well, it's funny.

    • @sweetmystery700
      @sweetmystery700 5 лет назад +8

      When I was seven I was jumping from the top of my bunk bed to my sister's bed when I landed wrong, my head hit something on the bed. It was hurting so I went to my sister since she always consoled me no matter how small the injury was. She patted my head thinking that it was just a scratch until she took back her hand and saw all the blood. Luckily for a nine year old my sister moved quickly and got my parents to take me to the hospital. The last thing I remembered before I blacked out was someone wrapping a towel around me head.

    • @henryyandell3222
      @henryyandell3222 5 лет назад

      fealubryne In. P.m.

    • @erin3967
      @erin3967 5 лет назад +2

      Unknown Name *sometimes* it doesn’t hurt. When i tried to curl my fingertips my wrist felt like actual hell

    • @GalenMarekOfficial
      @GalenMarekOfficial 5 лет назад

      @@erin3967 exactly. Sometimes, not always.

  • @MysticalBlueRse
    @MysticalBlueRse 5 лет назад +194

    My high school had what we called “The Tank”, which was ended only after my second year there but had been there when both my brothers went to school (one three years older then me and the other six years older). If you were late at all past the bell, you went to The Tank (it was actually called the Tardy Room, but you know teens). Absences mattered, but being in tank was not an absence. And absents had to be okayed by a parent, so if you no-call, no-show they called your home. Have a test you didn’t study for... oh nooooo late for class... and they had to let you take it later.
    The Tank had one rule, no talking. You could pass notes, you could sleep, you could listen to your music on your headphones... so... yeah... it was “quiet study time” that involved just not being in class.

    • @CazadorSlayer
      @CazadorSlayer 5 лет назад +52

      "We are going to punish you for missing 5 minutes of class by making you miss ALL of class!"
      "Wait, why are so many of our students failing?"

    • @Drummerchef13
      @Drummerchef13 5 лет назад +9

      My high school had a room we called the "Pool". It really was a service room next to the changing rooms under the gym. We used it to practice (before a big performance) in the vocal Ensemble I was in because it echoed and you could very clearly tell when someone was off tune/rhythm/ect... that's all lmao kinda related but not really

    • @gtd1783
      @gtd1783 5 лет назад +9

      We get a dentention after being late one time. It happened to me once, I didn't show up to detention, and nothing happened. And they think kids are treated "fairly"

    • @Mink071
      @Mink071 4 года назад +2

      @@gtd1783 I've never went to a single detention I got and nothing happened 💀

    • @gtd1783
      @gtd1783 4 года назад +2

      Mink me neither, why did you put a skull? Also, you probably failed English, unless thats not your first language.

  • @mushroomknob
    @mushroomknob 4 года назад +44

    A nurse FAILS TO TELL AN ARM IS BROKEN? It must've been hella swollen by now too, how can a trained nurse not tell the difference between that and a heallthy arm?
    I get so triggered when nurses and doctors don't give teens the care they need because some teens abuse the system.

    • @Nekogal21
      @Nekogal21 Год назад +2

      I have had several injuries dismissed as nothing just because of me being a little bit overweight. Apparently ankles twice the size of my other one or a swollen wrist after a scaphoid fracture look like fat even with the size difference being obvious

  • @imgonnafindyourfamily3364
    @imgonnafindyourfamily3364 5 лет назад +121

    *”I fall off the bench , and you can hear an Audible pop”*
    Deaf people : *Is Grossed*

    • @geoman265.
      @geoman265. 4 года назад +2

      *visible confusion*

    • @MemeSlayer982
      @MemeSlayer982 4 года назад +2

      Deaf people:*visible confusion and internal screaming*

  • @Celinder1985
    @Celinder1985 5 лет назад +92

    Happy birthday r/slash!
    And now that I wished you a happy birthday, you have to give me:
    -your dog
    -a Nintendo Switch
    -your house
    -your car
    -$10.000
    -Artwork
    -a free upgrade for any flight of my choosing, that you'll also be paying for!
    😂😂

    • @salsylexhagen7423
      @salsylexhagen7423 5 лет назад +1

      Celinder aww have a heart and at least leave him with Yugo lol

    • @Celinder1985
      @Celinder1985 5 лет назад +4

      @@salsylexhagen7423 But i waaant hiiiiim. I've been so good in school (10 years ago) and I deseeeerve it😂😂😂😂

    • @poseidon2363
      @poseidon2363 5 лет назад +1

      Actually, YOU have to give HIM those items. It's HIS birthday.

    • @Celinder1985
      @Celinder1985 5 лет назад

      @@poseidon2363 Damn.... Reverse uno😂

    • @chif4963
      @chif4963 5 лет назад

      I Set a reminder for this and EVERYTHING HAPPY BIRTHDAY r/slash

  • @vlxqii
    @vlxqii 5 лет назад +171

    Technically he broke his arm to "Break" a point

    • @chuck0y
      @chuck0y 5 лет назад +6

      And hitting the breaking point.

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 5 лет назад +5

      That nurse Broke out in a panic, seeing OP do such a self-brutal thing.

    • @uwuangel1998
      @uwuangel1998 5 лет назад +2

      OP (to b1tch nurse): Well, I hate to break it to you but--

  • @sirensong2011
    @sirensong2011 4 года назад +38

    "Involuntarily volunteered." I've always used volun-told in those circumstances. I like a more taciturn approach.

  • @anna8328
    @anna8328 4 года назад +45

    lady who broke her own arm: DON'T LET NO ONE TELL YOU IT WASN'T WORTH IT. IT TOTALLY WAS. MET TONS OF HOSPITAL STAFF LIKE THIS. SO, SO GOOD IT FELT TO LISTEN TO THIS.

  • @gr4cefullliee138
    @gr4cefullliee138 4 года назад +35

    I broke my arm a couple years ago and still cringe when I see the words “ broken arm”

    • @Lugbzurg
      @Lugbzurg 4 года назад +3

      Oh, no... *there it is again!*

  • @RiptoGakt
    @RiptoGakt 5 лет назад +227

    That first story...
    I absolutely love it when people like that Nurse instantly lose that smug grin as a result of their predetermined presumptions get absolutely shattered, especially if that smug punchable attitude is otherwise very foolish.

    • @bonnietelocole6777
      @bonnietelocole6777 4 года назад +18

      I heard from another nurse in this comment section that she was entirely in the wrong for not treating his pain. They said the whole "we need an X-ray to prove it's broken first" is actually a lie. I hope she got punished for her inappropriate behavior.

    • @paradox5434
      @paradox5434 4 года назад +3

      Bonnietelo Cole I bet what I am going to say is not true but might be hospital policy most likely false though

    • @KeniYT0
      @KeniYT0 4 года назад +6

      @@bonnietelocole6777 Depending on the type of Nurse, they still need the doctor to prescribe opioids for his pain. The nurse did have other alternatives for pain management that didn't include narcotics, however, and those should have been a given (I mean the EMT, if there is a paramedic on, would have given him pain medication prior to arriving at the hospital depending on the distance.)

    • @KeniYT0
      @KeniYT0 4 года назад +5

      I don't side with the nurse as the nurse definitely could have handled the situation a lot better but there are a few factors in here that you should give consideration. The first being the nurse's position, if she is just a basic nurse, then she still needs the provider's orders (though she can give them the recommendation so they can expedite that) to give the patient opioids for that kind of pain, if she was a nurse practitioner, then depending on the state or in collaboration with the physician, she could have prescribed opioids for pain. Two, she probably has a protocol that dictates how medication administration is handled (as all healthcare facilities have this or something similar) even though sometimes you want to give medication to someone who clearly needs it, but they still have to go through the proper steps to cover their butts because people are always looking to sue. Third, you should definitely look for context that isn't a single subjective viewpoint. We all enjoy Rslash and he entertains us with personality types for the "bad guy" in the story, but you should be as objective as possible, especially when you're considering that violence is an acceptable method of dealing with someone who is annoying to you or different when it definitely is not. Not being able to do this and following it with feelings of violence that you believe is justified and then calling them foolish is either hyperbole or hypocrisy.
      In any case, the nurse definitely had the capability to give a medication that is not considered a controlled substance for his pain until she received authorization for more effective medication. If this story went exactly as the OP stated, then she was probably a burnt-out nurse dragging ass and that is not acceptable for any patient or healthcare facility to have as a care provider.

    • @chrislanglois8275
      @chrislanglois8275 2 года назад

      @@bonnietelocole6777 either she did, mayb demoted or some other punishment or she got poetic justiced by her daughter making her feel such immense shame, probably daily. lol

  • @killjoyairsoftut
    @killjoyairsoftut 5 лет назад +60

    happy birthday Rslash!!!
    I remembered yay.

  • @vincentbismonte3497
    @vincentbismonte3497 5 лет назад +163

    So anyway just an average commenter wishing you a happy birthday

    • @saltysnowboi
      @saltysnowboi 5 лет назад +4

      Today’s my little sister’s birthday,
      _gamer moment._

    • @mr.bubbles5829
      @mr.bubbles5829 5 лет назад +1

      What!? How did you know it was my birthday...

    • @thegetrktshow
      @thegetrktshow 5 лет назад

      same?

    • @vincentbismonte3497
      @vincentbismonte3497 5 лет назад

      @@saltysnowboi aww thats cute, send her my regards man

    • @vincentbismonte3497
      @vincentbismonte3497 5 лет назад

      @@mr.bubbles5829 you could say I have *THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE*

  • @owltakizawa
    @owltakizawa 5 лет назад +41

    Local birthday boy gives Us a gift instead of the other way around. A true blessing

  • @ClairaRose
    @ClairaRose 5 лет назад +46

    When I was little about 7-8, I was sleeping in my mom's bed and cuddling with the cat. She was pretty old by then and was probably sick at the time. Well, I'm petting her and her shacks... And something lands in my right eye. I evidently got up and in the time it took for me and my mom to get to the bathroom. My eye had begun swelling it was the size of a golf ball in a matter of minutes.
    Mom gives me a hand towel with some water and we rushed to the hospital in the Colorado winter.
    We get there and the front desk nurse doesn't believe us. Granted my eye is covered up and I'm crying pretty hard from fear.
    My mom being the no-nonsense lady she slowly tasks the compress off my eye. Now because it had taken so long my eye had swelled to the size of a softball.
    The nurse's eyes go wide with understanding and fear. She has us go through her office into the rest of the hospital and a doctor sees me shortly after.
    It was so angry and irritated I thought I was going to lose my eye. I was a sick kid so I learned that hospital = serious. So I asked and I could see his heart melt in his chest. He reassured me and I got special eye drops.
    The swelling went down by the next day and for a very long time. My right eye was slightly more burred than my left.
    Anny, our cat lived for about a year or two after that before passing away from old age. She was a good girl, and I still miss her to this day.

    • @veratsia
      @veratsia 4 года назад +4

      Wait what fell in your eye ???

    • @jdwoods5790
      @jdwoods5790 4 года назад +3

      m you know how he pet the cat? Well i am pretty sure the cats claws got his eye

    • @veratsia
      @veratsia 4 года назад +1

      you know what’s funny my cat actually did not scratch my eye but he did get my face I have a cool scar now

    • @ClairaRose
      @ClairaRose 4 года назад +3

      @@veratsia we still have no idea. could have been anything.

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 4 года назад +1

      @@ClairaRose was probably something the cat hacked up.

  • @Jennifer-jt9cb
    @Jennifer-jt9cb 5 лет назад +17

    i can see myself in that situation:
    nurse wannabe: _I "i need proof that its broken or you have to wait your turn. an ambulance means nothing for a broken arm complaint"_
    me: taking my arm in my hand I bend it all the way back from the middle of the bone and ask *_"IS THAT ENOUGH FUCKING PROOF??"_*

    • @Gojxd
      @Gojxd 4 года назад +2

      I would start screaming at her telling her that if she doesnt give me something that i would ger her fired. Could prove her wrong, and get her fired. Would feel good

    • @Skyrimfruitsnacks
      @Skyrimfruitsnacks 4 года назад

      Goj Tyraxyz Yup, in the ER dealing with pain is done BEFORE testing. That was extremely unprofessional and she was hopefully fired for that. Plus the kid was literally standing next to nurses... I’m honestly confused how a nurse can be so stupid. 😂

  • @cinnakincat4260
    @cinnakincat4260 5 лет назад +10

    0:59 I love how he elaborates that he didn't break his arm dancing on the wet table in the dark, as if he KNEW that's what we were all thinking (Along with 'Why the heck would you do that? While it's raining? And miserable? And not even bring a FLASHLIGHT?!').

  • @migitri
    @migitri 5 лет назад +65

    This reminds me of the time in 2015 when I was running up the stairs (when I could still run) and I tripped, fell forward, and caught myself on my outstretched arms. I felt and heard a snap in my back around my right shoulder blade and I thought I had just torn a ligament or something. The pain was really bad but I have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome so I have painful joints and bones all the time and didn't think much of it. When I finally went to the doctor (I went to a military clinic at the time because my dad is retired army and I was still young enough to be on his insurance, and I've had bad experience with military clinics so I hesitated) they X-rayed my shoulder and it turned out that I had broken my scapula. The technician seemed a bit surprised since that's a really hard bone to break so they said that it was "an impressive fall." Now I have limited motion in that arm and it still gets sore but I love that I get to tell people that I fell _up_ the stairs.

    • @sirresigmenduken5033
      @sirresigmenduken5033 5 лет назад +2

      I broke both collarbones by tripping, on separate occasions. I feel it's just shy of your story lol

    • @St33lStrife
      @St33lStrife 5 лет назад +7

      You fell UP the stairs and managed to break a flat bone in your BACK. You're a wizard.

    • @morpheusaether4485
      @morpheusaether4485 4 года назад +4

      I fell up the stairs too, but with much less of a consequence (I only bruised my knee). That day was apparently cursed (hence why I now dislike Valentine's Day) and I managed to fall 3 different times without breaking anything.
      The first time I fell, I was walking up the stairs and I nearly slammed m face into the ground, but I managed not to, only slamming my knee into the stair.
      The second time, I can really remember what happened. It wasn't as memorable as the other two.
      The third time, I flew down five stairs onto the floor because I tripped at the top stair. I landed on my stomach and propped my head on my hands with my elbows on the floor before my friend saw me. She had heard me cry out when I fell but hadn't turned yet.
      Cupid really had it out for me that year, haha.

    • @lovelychloerose5843
      @lovelychloerose5843 4 года назад +2

      Ow! I fall up the stairs alllll the time but the worst I’ve ever had was carpet burn.

  • @gabrielwilliams2049
    @gabrielwilliams2049 5 лет назад +29

    He got a sponsor, he's all grown up now!

  • @ralph8677
    @ralph8677 5 лет назад +19

    The school story reminds me of what my dad used to tell me about working at the post office. If he was stuck in traffic & going to be late, he would call in sick & go home. If he was late, he got wrote up, but if he called off, nothing would happen.
    I sometimes question our society's priorities.

  • @radgaming7840
    @radgaming7840 5 лет назад +44

    i have had a calendar notification set from when he mentioned his birthday forever ago

  • @joshyouens4282
    @joshyouens4282 5 лет назад +213

    Everyone who disliked are the Karen’s who he’s talked about

  • @maddrmaddy3970
    @maddrmaddy3970 5 лет назад +18

    You mentioned this a couple months ago -
    Happy Birthday RSlash!

  • @thewhipofjustice5869
    @thewhipofjustice5869 4 года назад +16

    lol, this reminds me of what happened to me, I had to go to court for truancy, and they were counting me being late as a full day absence, so i stopped going to school when i was late because it made no difference.

  • @agentant7834
    @agentant7834 5 лет назад +11

    YES, HE'S DONE A PARTNERSHIP, ONLY AFTER 1 YEAR ON THE SITE, THAT'S GOTTA BE A RECORD, GET THIS MAN A TROPHY AND A PINT (edit: fixed the type "he's done a partner")

  • @agenti4734
    @agenti4734 5 лет назад +93

    Literally any antagonists of the story:
    So you have chosen... Death
    OP: *Uno Reverso Card*

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester 5 лет назад +20

    10:43 everyone, fill in the blank.
    An employee doesn't leave a job, they leave a _________.
    (Edit: you guys had some pretty good answers, but unfortunately the correct answer was: manager)

    • @KnittingGirl28
      @KnittingGirl28 5 лет назад +1

      Prorevenge plan?

    • @digidigi3453
      @digidigi3453 5 лет назад

      Toe

    • @jjohnston94
      @jjohnston94 5 лет назад +1

      Virus?
      Time bomb?
      Dead animal in the ductwork?

    • @pxka5344
      @pxka5344 5 лет назад

      *l u b e*

    • @Josh_the_jester
      @Josh_the_jester 5 лет назад +6

      Why do I feel like, we're playing the RUclips coment section, of cards against humanity?

  • @eternalgaming9705
    @eternalgaming9705 5 лет назад +9

    I died of laughter at the first one.
    I can imagine him having pain, but still manage to grin to the nurse.

  • @Ashenicky2009
    @Ashenicky2009 4 года назад +7

    Damn toughy lol. I couldn't do that myself, even now at 25. I was just gonna say that after a while, the pain doesn't go down but you eventually just stop crying and screaming all together, I guess cause you're tired lol. I was 7 when I broke my wrist, the tears stopped until they x rayed it and wouldn't stop moving it

  • @paxtondashnau8648
    @paxtondashnau8648 4 года назад +27

    Nobody:
    Phil Swift: I sawed this arm in half

  • @THG_thehumangod
    @THG_thehumangod 5 лет назад +10

    4:13 that sounds more like R/pettyrevenge for me.

  • @________________Aprilfools63__
    @________________Aprilfools63__ 5 лет назад +10

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY r/
    Sees presents
    Well my son, he’s been SUCH a good boy and... deserves them more then you soooooo....
    Hand them over now
    I’m not a boomer what you talking about?!!

  • @aidanlane2750
    @aidanlane2750 5 лет назад +50

    "imagine getting paid to nap" lmao imagine getting paid to browse and read Reddit
    Fyi: don't mean this in a malicious way, just a tad jealous lol. Love your content

  • @iamrolfie3755
    @iamrolfie3755 4 года назад +7

    The arm break story made me physically cringe when he said he bent his arm to prove it lmao

  • @ReyJ
    @ReyJ 4 года назад +26

    The 2000s are almost 20 years ago? Still feels like ten

    • @KitsuneFyora
      @KitsuneFyora 4 года назад +1

      Until you watch or listen to something in the 2000s and realize how much things have changed between 2000s and 2010s

    • @rychipuff
      @rychipuff 4 года назад +1

      Oh god, the good old days.

    • @ohnoihavetomakemyplaylists9327
      @ohnoihavetomakemyplaylists9327 4 года назад +1

      Wait what, I wasn’t even alive then and it feels so recent!

  • @stressedgamer6909
    @stressedgamer6909 5 лет назад +25

    I literally made a reminder on my phone when you said your birthday in a earlier video so I didn't forget.
    And also HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

  • @Destyni123
    @Destyni123 5 лет назад +9

    🤨Ugh, I DEMAND another video today! You already read the one about the kid missing school and I had to wait a whole 24 hours for this video. I deserve compensation for having to wait! And an extra video too! Newsflash, just because it's your birthday, doesn't mean you get to be lazy about your videos. I expect a new video up before end of day and compensation for my trouble. Ugh, some people!🤦🏽‍♀️
    Oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY rSlash😊

  • @ripvanwinkle6832
    @ripvanwinkle6832 5 лет назад +8

    1:31 i can relate, when i broke my arm i slipped on ice and full weight on it "crunch" got up and it looked like i was growing a fin out of my left arm
    Edit 1. OMG i have a plate too

  • @retired9131
    @retired9131 5 лет назад +4

    2:39 IDK WHY BUT THAT “tuh” MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD SKDJFFJ

  • @lostbutfreesoul
    @lostbutfreesoul 5 лет назад +3

    When I have children I will teach them to look for broken systems and to exploit them.
    So many stupid people making rules, it would be needed survival knowledge at this point!

  • @Notezl
    @Notezl 5 лет назад +8

    Happiest B'day Rslash! You're my most favorite youtuber, with your daily uploads, not even a single day ever goes boring. Stay healthy and happy always!!

  • @Rainue911
    @Rainue911 5 лет назад +7

    Happy Birthday!! Hope you have a safe and lovely day! And give Hugo a cuddle please lol

  • @AoDark07
    @AoDark07 5 лет назад +33

    When you have nothing to comment about
    Happy Bday Bro
    Hope you have a great day 💕

  • @MSTTV
    @MSTTV 5 лет назад

    Happy birthday RSlash! My phone had a reminder from many videos ago... Telling me to wish u happy birthday.

  • @St33lStrife
    @St33lStrife 5 лет назад +1

    I'm an EMT. I've been in the ambulance, and I've been in triage at the ER. Things get hectic and weird. But thankfully, none of the nurses I've worked with have been one of 'those'.

  • @bobhenderson5581
    @bobhenderson5581 5 лет назад +11

    happy birthday rSlash

  • @tmrdc2692
    @tmrdc2692 5 лет назад +9

    Happy birthday! Had this day on the calendar. And you said we would ALL forget. Have a great birthday 🥳

  • @cari0906
    @cari0906 5 лет назад +9

    Ahh, how I love malicious compliance! Oh! Also, Happy Birthday rSlash!

  • @Frilliosis
    @Frilliosis 4 года назад +2

    Oh that broken arm one makes me want to vomit. I can handle most stories but holy cow that’s intense

  • @DaveC2729
    @DaveC2729 2 года назад

    I once had a security job. Bossman couldn't get my paychecks to quit bouncing, and that was what ultimately drove me out of that job, but on the bright side he was thrilled that I played video games all night when I was on the job. Why? Because, unlike 90% of his other guards, I was *awake.*

  • @BETRvids
    @BETRvids 5 лет назад +11

    Happy Birthday, rSlash! Or, being the gaming geek I am: congrats on leveling up!

  • @Priisca
    @Priisca 5 лет назад +8

    our boy got a birthday sponsorship

  • @jonathancohen4427
    @jonathancohen4427 5 лет назад +26

    *sees title*
    Ever heard of "don't be right, be smart"? Only a child's brain can do this

    • @grizzdotcom
      @grizzdotcom 5 лет назад

      It's an appropriate response to the situation.
      Healthcare workers can be absolutely insufferable.

    • @V0ldy
      @V0ldy 5 лет назад +1

      Not really an appropriate response, he could have damaged structures in his arm irreparably or even lost it entirely. He did make himself an immediate emergency.

  • @aric9560
    @aric9560 4 года назад +1

    The broken arm story reminds me of when I got a concussion when the EMT was yelling at me for not fully remembering my address. Remind you, I was like 9. I was thinking, "Im sorry I just hit my head on a metal rail and have my eyelid gushing blood but whatever.."

  • @sailor_indra
    @sailor_indra Год назад +1

    That first kid is the definition of "teenegers scare the living shit out of me"

  • @SEVERED.L1MBS
    @SEVERED.L1MBS 5 лет назад +10

    Hehehe I've been waiting for this day! I watched that one video! Hehehe!!! I even set an alarm hehehehehe it is time!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY R-SLASH

  • @kittykitten4837
    @kittykitten4837 5 лет назад +4

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU AMAZING REDIT READER!!!!!!! Here's a cake 🎂

  • @olimpicturtle8134
    @olimpicturtle8134 5 лет назад +7

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! IM SOOO GLAD YOUR MOM GAVE BIRTH TO HOWEVER MANY YEARS AGO! I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY!

  • @TheReflex224
    @TheReflex224 4 года назад +3

    I have youtube on autoplay.. i just hear "imagine getting paid overtime to take a nap" As I wake up from a nap during a 13 hour night shift..

  • @TheSirGoreaxe
    @TheSirGoreaxe 2 года назад

    That last story just makes me cringe. If you can't be bothered to be to school on time, then you'll never be anywhere on time. Those punishments aren't even that onerous. The fact that your dad was enabling you is just sad.

  • @oorionoonion
    @oorionoonion 5 лет назад +10

    I set a reminder on my phone to wish you a happy birthday... so.. happy birthday :³

  • @KreationsOvMatt
    @KreationsOvMatt 5 лет назад +4

    Happy birthday rSlash! Thank you for the neat reddit reading content on RUclips!

  • @espypurra
    @espypurra 5 лет назад +4

    Happy day of birth, rSlash!!!! I made sure to mark your bday in my calendar so I wouldn't forget the special day of one of my favorite youtubers! I hope you have a wonderful day 💙

  • @crashvds777
    @crashvds777 3 года назад

    I have a chronic illness that sometimes lands me in the hospital in a considerable amount of pain.
    I’ve been accused of all kinds of things, from being pregnant, to being drunk, to being medication seeking.
    Then my blood pressure drops below measurability and they start to take me seriously.
    It. Sucks.

  • @xeno3594
    @xeno3594 5 лет назад +4

    HAPPY BIRTH DAY R/, I REMEMBER BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS ME

  • @111johnny
    @111johnny 5 лет назад +4

    Happy birthday rSlash!! Thank you for satisfying my boredom every day

  • @capt.clarkeza4835
    @capt.clarkeza4835 5 лет назад +9

    Happy birthday! Hope you have a great one. (Literally made a reminder on my calendar after watching the video where you mentioned today 🤣)

  • @godmagnus
    @godmagnus 4 года назад +1

    3 lates = detention is harsh? Please. My school had ONE LATE = one day IN SCHOOL SUSPENSION. It was implemented via random lock out days. One day my mom couldn't find her keys, so I was late to school. Sat in the almost completely filled auditorium the whole school day.

  • @choconutty9511
    @choconutty9511 5 лет назад

    Can relate with the first story. If you've ever known someone who has a connective tissue disorder, such as EDS. Chances are, they had to purposely dislocate their joints, just to get the proper treatment they need.

  • @citadelhotwheels1146
    @citadelhotwheels1146 5 лет назад +8

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY! you thought we would forget

  • @Ascot5fan
    @Ascot5fan 5 лет назад +6

    I was just watching one of your prorevenge videos when this came out.I also really enjoy your content.

  • @richardsmiley27
    @richardsmiley27 5 лет назад +6

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY RSLASH!!!🎉🎉🎉

  • @n1ghtaf607
    @n1ghtaf607 4 года назад +2

    at my school you get a detention after one late if it was without valid reason but no extra punishments

  • @qm43
    @qm43 5 лет назад +3

    11:12 that's what I and my ex co-workers would be called u got "voluntold"

  • @elyseking2566
    @elyseking2566 5 лет назад +4

    Happy Birthday rSlash!
    (Didn't you mention today was your birthday in an earlier video?)

  • @AlaskaTony
    @AlaskaTony 5 лет назад +4

    Happy birthday, I got you this up doot!

  • @bluwolf098
    @bluwolf098 4 года назад

    I relate to the last dad on that one. Honestly, if there's no immediate punishment for showing up late you might as well not show up at all, literally already applying this to school. Like as long as you know your shit you're fine.

  • @ravenfox926
    @ravenfox926 5 лет назад +1

    I get they have to deal with addicts and hypochondriacs, but Snotty nurses annoy the crap out of me.

  • @ThomasAndersonbsf
    @ThomasAndersonbsf 5 лет назад +4

    (11:12) "involuntarily volunteered" this is known as "voluntold" lol

  • @cosmickeely5123
    @cosmickeely5123 5 лет назад +1

    happy birthday. now, because I remembered, you owe me:
    - your channel
    - your doggo
    - a slice of birthday cake

  • @lavinabowman8489
    @lavinabowman8489 5 лет назад +3

    That crappy nurse is why everyone needs an advocate at the hospital

  • @elianhendriks7666
    @elianhendriks7666 4 года назад +1

    1st story is some pure dedication

  • @hopegallows1392
    @hopegallows1392 3 года назад

    That poor kid. I had a similar experience when I had a kidney infection. Told it was just my period, accused of faking to skip school, accused of faking for attention. I wish people would just listen to children when they ask for help

  • @nonchip
    @nonchip 4 года назад +2

    that school story reminded me of a parking ticket "issue" we had in our town until they finally patched the loophole a year or so ago. essentially you had to get a ticket in 2 hour increments to park your car pretty much anywhere on the public parking lots, which costs 5 euros per hour (so minimum 10 euros for 2 hours, next option 20 for 4, etc). if you park longer than you bought you pay a fine set by the city of i think it was 30 euros. if you park WITHOUT one, you have to pay a fine set by the state of 15 euros...
    yeah pretty much nobody bought tickets because it's a) cheaper to be caught without one than with an overdue one, and b) they didn't catch you most of the time anyway (lots of parking lots, not many parking inspectors), aaaand c) if you plan to park for more than 2 hours it was cheaper anyway :'D
    now they changed it to paying in half hour increments, lowered the price to 1.50 per half hour, and replaced the fixed fine with "twice of the price of the additional time". suddenly people pay for their parking :P

  • @kittenpaws404
    @kittenpaws404 5 лет назад +4

    Hopefully this doesn't get buried, But Happy Birthday R/slash🎂