His answer to "What's your writing process?" is so typically Rogan-esque, in that it's so literal. "My process? Well, I use a computer, and using my fingers, I type it" Incredible
@@2011hwalker Like pretty much all of us, he just has some huge blind spots. Unfortunately for him, he also claims to have a supremely sensitive BS filter
"I can type without looking at the keys." Is something Michael Scott would say.
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Hey man, its all part of his 'creative process'. Once he figured out how to type without looking at his fingers was the day his comic output was increased by 32.3%.
This is the exact sort of unintentional hilarity I've come to expect from Brendan schaub. That along with the similarity of their jokes have me finally understanding why they are 'friends'.
Thankfully among those 249 there are several breeding pairs including Tom Segura and Christina . He needs to stop focusing on his side piece Lauren Compton and make another child with his wife for the sake of our future .
You clearly have no taste or common sense. I imagine if I viewed your life in particular (but anyone's really), I would find you are the Steven Seagal of something... probably social commentary, the state of cancel culture, narrow views, whipcrack judgement without a sound basis in comprehensive consideration... .Yep. You're probably judging everyone to get likes, views, and attention.
the fact that Joe put his picture in-between robin Williams and George carlin in his comedy club thinking he's on the same level is probably the funniest thing to come out of the mothership
I didn't know his comedy club was called Mothership. I saw your comment before getting to 21:17 in the video. Me believeing you were calling Joe's whole vibe "the mothership" was preferable.
@@kregadeth5562@kregadeth5562 And he doesn't belong on the same wall as those comedy greats. He belongs on a wall with Amy Schumer, Jimmy Dore, Ellen, Jim Breuer, Martin Lawrence and Bert Kreischer.
He doesn’t even have the gravitas to make it a spiritual experience. He’s talking about synapses and neurological mechanics. There’s no transportation of the mind outside oneself to an imagined, but real place of connectivity with his audience; playing with language to shoot lightning into the hearts of everyone present, thereby tethering everyone to himself, the conduit of collective consciousness and experiential love as they journey into cathartic joy due to his masterful manipulation of the spoken word.
Lol its likely his point was that due to that, he is able to be in a flow state and just get it out quickly which can be much easier than writing it down or even thinking about it consciously. As a guitarist/songwriter, there is a massive difference between being in a flow state or not. When trying to play/write while not in a flow state, it just feels so much harder, more clumsy and doubtful, less impressive and sincere, uninspiring, slower, frustrating, like actual work and like Im far more forgetful and brain fogged. However, in a flow state, I'm not thinking at all, just letting it come through me and it's always just so perfect, easy, eloquent, pleasantly surprising, creative, fun, profoundly insightful, complete, clear, witty, original, etc. If I feel a flow state coming on but can't keep up w typing or writing it(guitar is diff tho, I have to be playing it to get into flow state w it), I'll just record me saying it and then write it down later lol One of the most common places/ways for it to happen to me personally, is when I have to drive a long distance alone. Other than that, it just randomly happens sometimes🤷♀️ This applies to quite a few other aspects of my life as well(dance, gardening, painting, drawing, other instruments, photography, cooking, yoga, singing, writing, surfing, etc.).
Joe whats your writing process? Well I type with the keys then that makes words come on the computer then I do enough of those until I save it and that's about it
“Chekhov’s stool” is a line that deserves way more respect. “One must never place a stool on the stage if it isn’t going to be humped. It’s wrong to make promises you don’t mean to keep.”
@@zerofoxgavin1286 They were referring to the furniture that was on the stage. I believe you're wondering if they were talking about fecal matter; that's what came out of Joe Rogan's mouth during his comedy special, Burn the Boats
liberal irony with strawman arguments sounds like french aristocrats these days spoiled trustfund kids with lower liberal arts redpill and rogan are really not the brightest but you liberals outdo them every day these days lol its like your education was hijacked by low standards...o it was^^
@@CallousCarterthis comment doesn’t make sense. I’m not disagreeing with you. It’s just not a good comment. Why would the quality of Shaub’s podcast affect the advice for Rogan to stop doing stand up? Rogan doesn’t even fight, but that didnt affect his advice for Shaub to stop fighting. Your comment would make sense if it were Rogan’s podcast that sucked. Then telling him to stick to podcasts would be bad advice. But you’re saying it’s Shaub’s who suck.
@@shotdoctor5869He's saying that Schaub won't do that because he'll eventually want to come back as a visitor of the Joe Rogan podcast. Every time Schaub is on there it's free promo for him. Why would Schaub say anything bad to Joe when realistically Joe is probably half the reason most of us even know Schaub?
@nicoreuel2092 Joe would pack a tantrum. He's the dish it out but can't take it, dude. Then joe might remember he's a child sized 5'3 (without his lifts), and unlike himself, Brendon was actually a pro fighter. I pay a full ppv price to see that :)
Rogan is a man of contradictions: an athlete with the swollen body of a bottle a day drinker, an intellectual with the critical thinking of a bottle a day drinker, a comedian with the delivery and timing of a bottle a day drinker.
I use to watch Joe’s podcast a while ago and over time I stopped. With that said I’ve got a question; what is it about Joe Rogan that gets people to clown on him? Is it that they actually dislike him (and if so, why) or is it more of a low hanging fruit kinda thing? My opinion of him is pretty neutral at this point so I’m unbiased and genuinely just wanna know
@@Musical_parks I can only speak for myself. He is the celebrity exemplar of the “I do my own research”, social media informed, anti intellectual culture of modern America. He is the perfect gullible mark for online disinformation campaigns because of the size of his audience, so he’s not just dumb - he actively makes his listeners dumber by signal boosting whichever lie he most recently fell for.
@@SgtWicket yeah I remember there was a time he was less controversial and just talked about aliens and psychedelics and shit but times change and people change with it. Thanks for the info
At Mark Normands show last night, he was taking audience requests for subjects and I screamed "Joe Rogan's new special!", and he replied, "Okay sir, stop. I'm trying to do ACTUAL COMEDY up here". That was great.
@@ryancollyer2046Well, I'm not sure how serious the hate against Rogan is, but I was a fan of his banter, his early videos of him basically handling idiots, and his MMA related stuff, but I never really was a believer in his stand up, so I hope ppl don't think this will "destroy him" LOL as he's vastly more valuable in other realms to me (but not in MMA if I'm being honest. I think his focus and exuberance has faded slightly which has effected his commentary)
He said he was blown away by Elon musk's mind. Elon a guy rich for buying great ideas and ruining the companies. A guy who is blown away by Graham Hancock an old pseudo archeologist who believes in Atlantis mind powers because some stones under water kinda look like a road, a guy who thought Shaub should be a comedian.
@TheLegPumpkin elon definitely ruined tesla when he bought a useless company producing 0 cars, having 0 IP, having no factory, almost no employees. The only made the highest selling car in the world last year. Terrible. Ruined it.
This might be the most accurate summation of Rogan I’ve seen. He’s successful because he’s able to fill airtime for 3 hours saying “imagine this” or “what about that”. It can sometimes make for a good interview, but it doesn’t indicate any intelligence on his part.
@@abcsorensen”nah I’d say I’m more barrel chested. Jamie! Pull up a picture of a barrel. Yeah right there, like a classic whiskey barrel. Corked.” - another possibility of what Joe could say if has come to terms with his new neckless shape.
Joe is not a narcissist. Jesus. That's a serious condition and not to be joked about. Takes away from all the actual narcissists like Tom and Bert 😅@@themanbrodude
This was tough to watch. The cringe standup with the eerie music. God it was tough. I love talking shit about people and watching people fail n all, but to see him desperately try to get a laugh and just can’t… Jesus, I feel bad for the guy. I also feel bad for the Texans that gotta keep taking in all these liberal cringe lords.
i dont understand why he just doesn't hire ghost writers at this point... or straight up buy jokes. no one would know, and he would actually be funny. its got to be an ego thing. the only good part about the special will be that it's fodder for amazing videos like this. unexpectedly insightful.
I miss Newsradio. The actors were writing their own jokes sometimes. Joe was named Joe. It was a golden age before Phil was killed by Yoko Ono in flying saucer. I fell asleep listening to Joe Rogan talk about when that happened. The next morning I was so sure that’s what I heard the night before. The certainty calcified in my brain to the point I don’t even need a second source or go back my primary source: Joe
His special "Joe Rogan Live" from 2006 is hilarious though, saw it back then and laughed my ass off. Still thinks is great today, but his subjects have gotten old.
I’m 4 minutes in and he has been backhandedly talking shit the entire time. This is not good friend. And I say this as someone who doesn’t listen to joe.
Something about bringing up the Alamo and then comparing them to the "250 defenders of comedy" was such a perfect gut punch combo I damn near fell out my chair
Yeah, it's a pity psychology\psychiatry are seen as failed branches of science, tho... pseudo-sciences i think they call 'em, i dunno, maybe the poster is a pseudo scientist himself and if so, then he must be spot on with his deep analysis of the human mind. If only there was some way of testing his highly enlightened conclusions, eh? :P
I really appreciate you for bringing up the illegality of cannabis here in Texas. I was arrested for 2 grams in 2018 and had to go through the humiliating legal process to not stay in jail. No one else seemed to care that he gloats about hobnobbing with the governor that keeps it illegal, while getting high shamelessly on his podcast in his new Texas studio.
Yep I got a misdemeanor many years ago for less than a gram, my sister 18, a felony for concentrates. Sorry this happened to you too. So stupid. Vote blue
Joe Rogan can not even begin to imagine a whole world being out there with thousands of languages, even more cultures and each having their own vibrant comedy scenes. 250? Each country with a decent amount of people has easily tens of great comics do that times +-200 countries...
It's true. On the other hand, I guess it's only in the US that standup is treated as some mystical form of entertainment. In Europe, cabaret groups performing skits on stage are much more popular. Something that exists in the US in the form of SNL.
Joe is the epitome of when a cartoon zooms in on a characters inner thoughts, only to reveal a monkey clanging together cymbals in a existential white void.
“it took Michaelangelo 4 years to complete the painting of the Sistine Chapel ceiling, and it’s pretty good i guess, but imagine if he’d spent two MORE years on it.” subbed at the speed of sound
I worked with a UK comic (Sean Locke) doing LX on one of his test shows at a London Theatre years ago and I remember one of his jokes didn't land and he just said after a pause "well that was shit wasn't it?" - Which got a laugh 😄 I'm guessing that joke didn't make it into the tour lol.
@@HelloRando I loved Sean Locke. I first started getting into his comedy after watching him on British Panel Shows like ‘8 our of 10 Cats’ & ‘Would I Lie to You’ and as an American, I had never heard of him prior to that. Sadly taken from us too soon. May he R.I.P.
That's rogans whole crew besides Shane. Good thing he made a safe space for comedians so instead of shock jock hacks having to travel, an audience of slack jawed dipshits can come to them.
"Frozen over with nothing but a bit of bald scalp and two rock hard frozen nipples poking through the ice layer on top" hahahaha dude I bet you typed that line without looking at the keys. Bravo 👏
@@TheMagnificentMcphee as far as I know it's only decriminalized in Austin but only in small amounts. We had a DA in my city that wanted to make it where cops had discretion to just give a ticket and let you go for under 2 oz, but the police union fought against it and kept it to where you still get locked up for any amount.
@nickmoseder6871 No one knows for absolutely certain, but it’s a safe assumption (and also funnier) to assume one of the free speech warriors got butthurt
31:20 Openly admitting he tricked Mitzi into giving him the regular spot, while getting emotional that she gave him said spot and thus made him a 'real' comedian is very strange. very clearly cognitive dissonance at work.
Joe Rogan has 100% taken it up his bum. No straight guy would ever talk as much about something like this with a SERIOUS tone, he is not even joking in his podcast episodes.
I am trans, and you folks have no idea how many men looking like joe rogan like my profile on dating apps or wanna buy me a drink. They would love to get fucked, but will never respect us. 😢
It’s good that he knows his place as entertainer. To show he shouldn’t be able to succeed because he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed is unfair though.
To my surprise and disappointment, Robin Williams wasn't very funny on stage. At least not comparable with his acting in movies. But i didn't spent my time telling to the world how much Robin Williams sucked. I just moved to other comedians. I don't understand why this video and these comments exists... PS: I'm not a fan of Rogan, i think he is average as a comedian and his celebrity from TV helped him reach to a larger audience than he would attract with his stand-up comedy. But he had some memorable top moments of his own during his career. I would rather drink some beers with Joe than with the Son of Depression, George Carlin (hey, look at me, trading a god for a mortal... :)))
@@warmygreenfieldsI think the legitimate problem people gave is that he toots his horn a lot, saw a video on that a while ago but idek what they put in it, but if I had to guess it would be him giving advice to people that are better or something along those lines
I remember when he had Louis CK and Dave Chappelle on and he asked them both the process of writing jokes. And how he has that insane system he has. Then they both said they don't write any jokes, they just take a subject and freestyle on the night. It broke every cog in his brain. He blew him away. And this is the difference between the greats the don't spend countless away typing away of multiple different pieces of software writing non stop hours uppn hours for days. And still comes up with absolute dogshit.
@@RoniBlissJoes a meat head. Everything to him is working out. He doesn’t need talent in his mind. It’s just sitting down and thinking bout funny stuff. How hard can that be right. Meanwhile he doesn’t even work out authentically. He had to get on steroids to get the body he wanted lolol
I think it's because he would have recently written material on acid or mushrooms, you tend to think about all the little details and micro elements on them, in that sense it can be a positive experience but at the same time I'm here thinking "he writes while high on psychedelics and this is the best thing he can produce?"
The fact that Rogan put his own photo on "the wall of greats" in his own comedy club says it all. And he had the nerve to put himself between Carlin and Robin Williams is just insane.
Joe talking about using your fingers to type fires the synapses in your brain which triggers you to become ultra-focused, is a spiritual explanation of typing? I think maybe you are confused as to what kind of things spirituality involves. He even talked about thinking in a time-lapse fashion as you type each word, allows you to mentally project out possibilities of what word you might choose next. That all sounds quite pragmatic, but I guess because he used his body language, facial expression, animated hand motions, that to you makes it spiritual? Either you are confused or I am.
Joe having his special next to Robin Williams, George Carlin, and Richard Pryor on his comedy wall is like having “Green Eggs and Ham” next to “Don Quixote”, “Hamlet”, and “To Kill A Mockingbird”.
@@Dirty_mike_and_dem_boysWhere he’s at in Austin, weed is decriminalized. It’s Austin, the cops really don’t care, same thing in the other big cities. There are bigger problems than weed. In small towns however, they make a bigger deal about it.
@@Gegscape007All over Texas I promise that they will make your life hell for having any weed. Cities will "decriminalize" but that's a joke in a state like Texas. More like, you're at the mercy of whoever pulls you over. Joe being a rich white man quite literally nothing will happen to him getting pulled over. Even if he had heroin in his passenger seat and crashed into a wall he would get off with probation
Just fascists doing fascist things. Abusing what "free speech" means to use it as a bludgeon to hit minorities with while simultaneously restricting any criticism is wild
I know, and some of his other videos are unlisted as well. It sucks, because I was planning to binge his shit and now I can't find it. Good thing I liked this vid so I can find it still.
@@iwouldprefernotto4381holy shit the comparison to a Heidecker bit is SPOT on lol- it was the funniest thing Joe said in relation to this special and it wasn’t even on purpose
he diddnt do it on his own he had apprentices. Edit: He would do the general the composition and poses but after the outlines were donethe "filling in" of the base colors (which is a lot of work and doesn't require his skillset) was often left to the apprentices. then he would come in and paint in the details and lighting.
@@MarcusPage15 He was on that dumb baseball show first lol but nobody thinks of him as “the NewsRadio guy”, or the “dumb baseball show guy”… it’s more just “the dumb guy”
Robin Williams won an Academy Award, 2 Emmy Awards, 6 Golden Globe Awards, 5 Grammy Awards, and 2 Screen Actors Guild Awards. Was a world class entertainer that did stand up, TV, & films. comedy & drama. To even suggest you're anywhere near same league with artists like him & The wordsmith 30 years ahead of his time, George Carlin, is sheer hubris.
@@John_Doe742 Maybe not to you, but if you asked every person on earth if they'd rather see Williams or Rogan, I guarantee you the majority would not be for Rogan. Same goes for Carlin, or Pryor. Rogan's more like a modern Andrew Dice Clay or Sam Kinison, only not as funny
Williams was a great man for sure and I appreciate the tits out of him. Joe is having the most popular podcast in the world. He's the number one of the globe's population in this category. You're comparing apples to oranges. There's no podcast award with a similar weight to it as in the film industry.
One of the best comedians that made me piss laughing was an opener nothing dude who I have ENDLESSLY tried to find his name to support him but nyet. I felt so blessed that I had front row tix purchased FOR ME?? And my peacock ass red hair and goth visage was the perfect thing for him to roast. I was giddy. I think it was Cheech because my friends dad grows weed. But still. That opener was funnier than anything Cheech said or did
You think this video in anyway effects him?😂 He has probably the largest platform on earth which is helping to inform people in times we have such crazy censorship, he was a "savior" during cvd19 by allowing the real information in regards to natural immunity, masks, jabs etc which the mainstream media and scientists lied about and caused so much injuries and ☠️
@@nobodyspecial9097it's just a saying.. I'm not saying he's a superior human or anything just that he is the reason so many got the right information during those couples years and a lot more👌
I was completely tripped out when I saw the Mussolini footage and realized that Rogan basically does look like that. And just like Unprotected1232 said, I can't unsee it either. 😆
It's so clearly aimed at people who don't get stoned. It's 2024, we have concentrates. When I rip a dab it's stronger than any bud no matter where it's grown. And even without concentrates it's stupid. Does he think there's some magic soil/water/air that only Texans have access to? Again, it's 2024, you can get clones of the most potent strains on the planet and dump any amount of nutrients into your hyrdoponic set up. His audience is so god damn dumb.
I’m tired of comics just talking about “politics”. There’s almost no jokes anymore, it’s just “trump”, “trans”, “racism”, “woke”. How about you TELL A JOKE instead of being a walking youtube comment section.
I agree but going back to the era of court jesters, the role of the comedian has been to satirize politics and those in power. It isnt a new phenomenon. But it def sucks.
I understand his sycophants never Touching his lack of talent. But CK,Burr and others not putting this guy in his place and letting him be “one of them” with specials that bomb is a crime against humanity.
I noticed that too. It's his comedy club so you know he put his own picture there between Robin Williams and George Carlin like he believes he belongs between those two!!! Gtfoh!!!
I always thought Carlin was way overrated too. Then again I think most standup is pretty meh. More than Carlin himself I don't like the trend he set in standup. Trying to come off as socially and politically conscious, instead of the main focus which should be trying to get laughs. Still I accept that comedy is subjective and people are going to like things I don't.
His answer to "What's your writing process?" is so typically Rogan-esque, in that it's so literal. "My process? Well, I use a computer, and using my fingers, I type it" Incredible
@@mikeydflyingtoaster If George Costanza was lying about being an author and asked about his process, this is exactly what he would say.
@@Qwazin Lol, I'm from England and don't really know Seinfeld. Just had to do a little research to understand your joke.
An incredibly literal, credulous dude-the opposite of a true comedian like chappelle.
@@2011hwalker Like pretty much all of us, he just has some huge blind spots. Unfortunately for him, he also claims to have a supremely sensitive BS filter
I mean; his comedy is reflected in his shallow, literal thinking.
"I can type without looking at the keys." Is something Michael Scott would say.
Hey man, its all part of his 'creative process'. Once he figured out how to type without looking at his fingers was the day his comic output was increased by 32.3%.
This is the exact sort of unintentional hilarity I've come to expect from Brendan schaub. That along with the similarity of their jokes have me finally understanding why they are 'friends'.
But can he read without moving his lips?
I can tie my shoes without crayons and a manual. Yay!
@LeahIsHereNow Share your secrets, demon!
After seeing this it looks like there's only 249 comedians left.
Great comment.
Thankfully among those 249 there are several breeding pairs including Tom Segura and Christina . He needs to stop focusing on his side piece Lauren Compton and make another child with his wife for the sake of our future .
Please, I’d rather neither had any kids in the first place
248 after the takedown of David Lucas.
I love how peope not in the comedy scene are upset about this. Like yeah sorry your not one of the greats dude, sorry you needed Joe Rogan to tell you
Rogan really is the Steven Seagal of Comedy
meh, a lil harsh, Rogans had a lot of good bits, his brain has just rotted away the past 4-5 years
You clearly have no taste or common sense. I imagine if I viewed your life in particular (but anyone's really), I would find you are the Steven Seagal of something... probably social commentary, the state of cancel culture, narrow views, whipcrack judgement without a sound basis in comprehensive consideration... .Yep. You're probably judging everyone to get likes, views, and attention.
Thats Bert K. Joe is more like Mel Gibson.
@@GARCIAOFFICAL Seagal also did some good movies in beginning of his career.
@@kayhoorn fair analysis
You guys don’t understand comedy. When the guy on stage yells swear words, and mugs big eyes at the camera, that’s when you are supposed to laugh.
That's cawlmedy
👀💣 💥Laugh Now??? 🤣🤣😂😂 Hows that? I do good? Am now a Aficionado of Jokes?
@@JaxonWax wooosh
@@JaxonWax now THIS is comedy you should do a set
Lmao, you're a 🤡
the fact that Joe put his picture in-between robin Williams and George carlin in his comedy club thinking he's on the same level is probably the funniest thing to come out of the mothership
I didn't know his comedy club was called Mothership. I saw your comment before getting to 21:17 in the video.
Me believeing you were calling Joe's whole vibe "the mothership" was preferable.
I don’t think you know what you’re talking about. That’s some wild assumptions. It’s his club and those are his heroes.
@@kregadeth5562 It's a pretty tame assumption.
Michael Scott shit
@@kregadeth5562@kregadeth5562 And he doesn't belong on the same wall as those comedy greats. He belongs on a wall with Amy Schumer, Jimmy Dore, Ellen, Jim Breuer, Martin Lawrence and Bert Kreischer.
Idk what's worse, purposely stealing a Brendan Schaub joke or naturally arriving at the same joke as Brendan Schaub
Equally terrible, equally shameful
You are the company you keep
😂
Worse is to pay for imposter Chapelle to lecture you and still convince yourself it was worth it.
This is a better joke then anything Joe Rogan has ever fucking written.
Here for my 10th watch
Honestly top 10 RUclips videos of all time
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my 3rd lol. and i almost never rewatch youtube stuff
Oh my god joe explaining typing like it’s a spiritual experience is fucking ridiculous.
i mean i get it but its sooo superficial.
He has such a great skill of romanticizing the abilities any 1st grader has. It's so gay.
He doesn’t even have the gravitas to make it a spiritual experience. He’s talking about synapses and neurological mechanics. There’s no transportation of the mind outside oneself to an imagined, but real place of connectivity with his audience; playing with language to shoot lightning into the hearts of everyone present, thereby tethering everyone to himself, the conduit of collective consciousness and experiential love as they journey into cathartic joy due to his masterful manipulation of the spoken word.
@@jjhassy "It's so gay."
Spoken like a true scholar of our time. Did you go to Harvard?
Looks like he's high as fuck on that clip tbf
"I can type, without looking at the keys" might be one of his funniest jokes. That's not the writing process we talking bout lol
Lol its likely his point was that due to that, he is able to be in a flow state and just get it out quickly which can be much easier than writing it down or even thinking about it consciously. As a guitarist/songwriter, there is a massive difference between being in a flow state or not. When trying to play/write while not in a flow state, it just feels so much harder, more clumsy and doubtful, less impressive and sincere, uninspiring, slower, frustrating, like actual work and like Im far more forgetful and brain fogged. However, in a flow state, I'm not thinking at all, just letting it come through me and it's always just so perfect, easy, eloquent, pleasantly surprising, creative, fun, profoundly insightful, complete, clear, witty, original, etc. If I feel a flow state coming on but can't keep up w typing or writing it(guitar is diff tho, I have to be playing it to get into flow state w it), I'll just record me saying it and then write it down later lol One of the most common places/ways for it to happen to me personally, is when I have to drive a long distance alone. Other than that, it just randomly happens sometimes🤷♀️ This applies to quite a few other aspects of my life as well(dance, gardening, painting, drawing, other instruments, photography, cooking, yoga, singing, writing, surfing, etc.).
@@pocasanchezsick essay bro holy fuck. Isn’t it time for work soon?
@@pocasanchez I love when idiots attempt to describe flow state
Hahaha!
Whats your writing process
Umm i like using #2 pencils
Joe whats your writing process?
Well I type with the keys then that makes words come on the computer then I do enough of those until I save it and that's about it
“Chekhov’s stool” is a line that deserves way more respect.
“One must never place a stool on the stage if it isn’t going to be humped. It’s wrong to make promises you don’t mean to keep.”
lol
I bet Rogan would love if someone pushed up his stool 😂
When you say "stool" do you mean...
What if you put something on the stool and f that?
@@zerofoxgavin1286 They were referring to the furniture that was on the stage. I believe you're wondering if they were talking about fecal matter; that's what came out of Joe Rogan's mouth during his comedy special, Burn the Boats
The rewatchability of this video is insane.
It's definitely addictive. I've watched this at least a dozen times, since I discovered this channel, thanks to the algorithm.
Watched a good 10 times. Insanely well done.
This is just one of those Golden videos that I'll definitely rewatch years from now.
@@MatthewOceanXVX Fake comment
So true man.
As a forklift operator I’m deeply offended by what you said. Id never do oxy it’s a downer, I need uppers for plausible deniability
have you ever fallen asleep at the fork lift? Is you black?
@@seanzuniga6438 it depends on the person.. a lot of people take opiates because it gives them energy
@@cryptoisthewaytogo Explaining a joke, Roganesque.
liberal irony with strawman arguments sounds like french aristocrats these days
spoiled trustfund kids with lower liberal arts
redpill and rogan are really not the brightest
but you liberals outdo them every day these days lol
its like your education was hijacked by low standards...o it was^^
He did say "failed" tho
At every big construction site there is a guy that's funnier then Joe Rogan
1000%. I’ve been on sites for 15 years. Definitely true
And even more ironic they're actually providing a service to society WHILE being funny...
You mean my buddy Jimbo?
No.. that's where you go to find the people who like and watch his shite 😂
At every construction site of any size nearly every guy there is funnier than rogaine
Joe: "I can type so I don't have to look at the keys"
Schultz: "oh wow"
SIX YEARS
I think Elephant Graveyard did the "Oh wow"
And it was perfect
@@Grogeous_Maximus I mean. California... So. Are you just saying shit to say it?
@@gcaj85 Watch the video.
SCHULZ**************************** it was even on the got damn screen
This is probably one of the best videos of 2024, absolutely fantastic in every way
How did you make this comedy masterpiece in 5 days? Imagine what you could have done with 5 years and 360 days more
He typed it all himself too
He could have painted my ceiling?
@@stephengrigg5988 It would have been a perfect shade of white
@@8KMCD1 I can hear his synapses firing from here
Imagine if he spent 2 more years on it
Imagine if Schaub had “the talk” with Joe after this special and told him to stick to podcasts. Full circle
great comment
He could do that if his own Podcasts weren't all failures now.
@@CallousCarterthis comment doesn’t make sense. I’m not disagreeing with you. It’s just not a good comment.
Why would the quality of Shaub’s podcast affect the advice for Rogan to stop doing stand up? Rogan doesn’t even fight, but that didnt affect his advice for Shaub to stop fighting. Your comment would make sense if it were Rogan’s podcast that sucked. Then telling him to stick to podcasts would be bad advice. But you’re saying it’s Shaub’s who suck.
@@shotdoctor5869He's saying that Schaub won't do that because he'll eventually want to come back as a visitor of the Joe Rogan podcast. Every time Schaub is on there it's free promo for him. Why would Schaub say anything bad to Joe when realistically Joe is probably half the reason most of us even know Schaub?
@nicoreuel2092 Joe would pack a tantrum. He's the dish it out but can't take it, dude. Then joe might remember he's a child sized 5'3 (without his lifts), and unlike himself, Brendon was actually a pro fighter.
I pay a full ppv price to see that :)
I’m not a bomb expert
Mark Normand: You should see your act
Comedy!
😂😂😂😂
Joe has definitely been in a waffle house he's hanged out with Donnell Rawlings Charlie Murphy and Dave Chappelle.....!
I watched burn the boats. I followed it up with both mark normand Netflix specials just to remind myself that comedy can indeed be funny
Ouch 😂😂@@Flexrush
Rogan is a man of contradictions: an athlete with the swollen body of a bottle a day drinker, an intellectual with the critical thinking of a bottle a day drinker, a comedian with the delivery and timing of a bottle a day drinker.
He is also carnally conflicted which is sad, Just be the gay you are Joe.
Wrecked me 😂😂
I use to watch Joe’s podcast a while ago and over time I stopped. With that said I’ve got a question; what is it about Joe Rogan that gets people to clown on him? Is it that they actually dislike him (and if so, why) or is it more of a low hanging fruit kinda thing? My opinion of him is pretty neutral at this point so I’m unbiased and genuinely just wanna know
@@Musical_parks I can only speak for myself. He is the celebrity exemplar of the “I do my own research”, social media informed, anti intellectual culture of modern America. He is the perfect gullible mark for online disinformation campaigns because of the size of his audience, so he’s not just dumb - he actively makes his listeners dumber by signal boosting whichever lie he most recently fell for.
@@SgtWicket yeah I remember there was a time he was less controversial and just talked about aliens and psychedelics and shit but times change and people change with it. Thanks for the info
Joey diaz and Joe used to talk about being in comedy like it was making it through Vietnam
they still do, all the time
Cos player
With Joey D even walking to the refrigerator is like being in Vietnam that unhealthy fuck.
Literally every joey podcast is still about the same comedy topic, joey dont even do it much anymorey, these people in comedy have no life.@@EliteRvZ
I mean there is a lot of drugs in comedy. And Vietnam was a part of the opium triangle.
Joe Rogan is the DJ Khaled of comedy.
Damn. This goes fucking hard
Dawg you nailed it..
Terrible?
Another one?
_we da best!_
Best thing about Joe's new special was finding this channel.
preach
RETROACTIVE sent me here
word
I second this emotion
Holllllaaa
The president of the lake joke is the worst joke ive ever heard in my life.
it was painful.
Brendan Shaub should have a talk with Joe about quitting stand up, the same way Joe had a talk with Brendan about quitting MMA. 😂😂😂
Maybe they can include luis R gomez in that conversation
Yes hahaha
That would be the single greatest (arguably single great) intentionally comedic act of Shaub's career.
@@recurrenTopology I'd be willing to forgive everything and give him a fresh start
😂
At Mark Normands show last night, he was taking audience requests for subjects and I screamed "Joe Rogan's new special!", and he replied, "Okay sir, stop. I'm trying to do ACTUAL COMEDY up here". That was great.
LOL appreciate you sharing this
Hell yeah, vibe check passed
On Joes podcast, Joe said he's not a bomb expert, and Mark responded "Have you seen your special?"😂
@@ryancollyer2046Well, I'm not sure how serious the hate against Rogan is, but I was a fan of his banter, his early videos of him basically handling idiots, and his MMA related stuff, but I never really was a believer in his stand up, so I hope ppl don't think this will "destroy him" LOL as he's vastly more valuable in other realms to me (but not in MMA if I'm being honest. I think his focus and exuberance has faded slightly which has effected his commentary)
@@ryancollyer2046 I just snorted laughing ! God I need to see this clip now lol
Joe 100% looks at the keys while he's typing.
Lmao I’m picturing it
or he doesnt look but he has to use the backspace key every 3rd key press
Types one fingered
@@mackrevinack LMFAO this made me laugh so hard
Joe is the type of guy to type only using his index fingers
The editing of this is fantastic dude. Your narration was hilarious.
Joe Rogan is a perfect example of what happens when you conflate having thoughts with being thoughtful.
He's the epitome of an enlightened stoner. That pseudo-intellectual psychonaut mumbo jumbo from doing too many psychedelics.
He said he was blown away by Elon musk's mind. Elon a guy rich for buying great ideas and ruining the companies. A guy who is blown away by Graham Hancock an old pseudo archeologist who believes in Atlantis mind powers because some stones under water kinda look like a road, a guy who thought Shaub should be a comedian.
@TheLegPumpkin elon definitely ruined tesla when he bought a useless company producing 0 cars, having 0 IP, having no factory, almost no employees. The only made the highest selling car in the world last year. Terrible. Ruined it.
Powerful 😂
This might be the most accurate summation of Rogan I’ve seen. He’s successful because he’s able to fill airtime for 3 hours saying “imagine this” or “what about that”. It can sometimes make for a good interview, but it doesn’t indicate any intelligence on his part.
I think Joe forgot to turn the CAPS LOCK off when he was writing his lines for this special. While not looking at the keys as he typed it.
Nice. Very nice
@@TheReluctantVloggerlet’s see Paul Allen’s special
Underrated!!! 😂😂😂😂
Lol
that is funny😂
Joe's actual most significant contribution to culture is introducing the world to a type of torso no one knew was possible on a human.
He's also one of the great narcissists of our generation. Not to be mistaken for comedians. But there is a lot of overlap
"You mean my six pack?" - Joe Rogan if he read your comment
@@abcsorensen”nah I’d say I’m more barrel chested. Jamie! Pull up a picture of a barrel. Yeah right there, like a classic whiskey barrel. Corked.” - another possibility of what Joe could say if has come to terms with his new neckless shape.
Joe is not a narcissist. Jesus. That's a serious condition and not to be joked about. Takes away from all the actual narcissists like Tom and Bert 😅@@themanbrodude
Like Theo said, like one of those turkeys tied up with string.
Katt's fsce when he said "there's only like 250 of us" lol
This is real fair use, you took something unbelievably bad and unfunny and made something entertaining out of it.
This was tough to watch. The cringe standup with the eerie music. God it was tough. I love talking shit about people and watching people fail n all, but to see him desperately try to get a laugh and just can’t… Jesus, I feel bad for the guy. I also feel bad for the Texans that gotta keep taking in all these liberal cringe lords.
i dont understand why he just doesn't hire ghost writers at this point... or straight up buy jokes. no one would know, and he would actually be funny. its got to be an ego thing. the only good part about the special will be that it's fodder for amazing videos like this. unexpectedly insightful.
I miss Newsradio. The actors were writing their own jokes sometimes. Joe was named Joe. It was a golden age before Phil was killed by Yoko Ono in flying saucer. I fell asleep listening to Joe Rogan talk about when that happened. The next morning I was so sure that’s what I heard the night before. The certainty calcified in my brain to the point I don’t even need a second source or go back my primary source: Joe
Fair use and cruel irony.
@@Primus-ue4thJoe is anything but liberal
Rogan one of the most successful comedians, who's great success has nothing to do with comedy.
lol this is the perfect take
I think he means "whose" and no comma, but the original sentence also kind of makes sense.
A little bit like Johnny Depp who prefers being a musician to acting but it is acting where he has gotten all his accolades.
His special "Joe Rogan Live" from 2006 is hilarious though, saw it back then and laughed my ass off. Still thinks is great today, but his subjects have gotten old.
Thats actually quite comedic.
I laughed at "mustard blouse...he looks beautiful" harder than I've laughed at any Rogan routine lol.
I liked his older stuff. Not my favorite but I remember laughing
I exhaled through my nose at that, which is to say, me too.
Joe Rogan's "gay shadow" is in control.
That was pretty funny😂
Blouse lmfao.
I watching this for a third time. It fires up my synapses.
This is unironically one of the best youtube videos I've ever seen
Same. And I've seen a LOT
Thanks for the disclaimer. I wouldn’t have been able to take you unironically without it. Phew 😮💨
It's bloody funny. One comment I read is that Joe's "Blouse" is actually a "Shamwow"
I’m 4 minutes in and he has been backhandedly talking shit the entire time. This is not good friend. And I say this as someone who doesn’t listen to joe.
Where would the irony be?
“No real friend would allow Joe to Gringo-Papi himself” holy shit dude 😂
It's not quite that bad but Joe's the sugar daddy, who's gonna tell him
@@thedonofthsht76-58that’s right. Gringo Papi is nowhere near as bad as Burn the Boats
Every comedy show Joe has ever done was really really bad. I never thought he was funny. I've been watching him since like the early 2000s
@@highdesertbiker stop torturing yourself then. Joe himself don’t give a fuck so guess how much we care if u watch it.
@@WingusMcDingus_ I second that :D
"There's no president of the lake" is something joe would say unironically when he doesn't understand his guests joke lol
Something about bringing up the Alamo and then comparing them to the "250 defenders of comedy" was such a perfect gut punch combo I damn near fell out my chair
I expected a surface level analysis of his bad jokes. What I got was a psychological horror. Kudos on how in depth this was.
😂😂😂😂
no FR! Im sitting here like "He's got Nardwuar Precision"
Very accurate comment right here
Yeah, it's a pity psychology\psychiatry are seen as failed branches of science, tho...
pseudo-sciences i think they call 'em, i dunno, maybe the poster is a pseudo scientist himself and if so, then he must be spot on with his deep analysis of the human mind.
If only there was some way of testing his highly enlightened conclusions, eh? :P
We need an EFAP.
This dudes dry humor is funnier than anything I’ve ever heard Rogan say.
💯
Uh nah, this dude sounds smug and bored
@@socratese5 That’s how unfunny Joe is.
have my baby
@@socratese5it’s an ai voice it’s not a real human speaking 😭
I really appreciate you for bringing up the illegality of cannabis here in Texas. I was arrested for 2 grams in 2018 and had to go through the humiliating legal process to not stay in jail.
No one else seemed to care that he gloats about hobnobbing with the governor that keeps it illegal, while getting high shamelessly on his podcast in his new Texas studio.
“Rules for thee, but not for me & my rich buddies “ Sorry you had to go through that nonsense. 2 gr? That’s wild…
Yep I got a misdemeanor many years ago for less than a gram, my sister 18, a felony for concentrates. Sorry this happened to you too. So stupid. Vote blue
I guess it's not just us Brits who have two tier policing. Sucks to be us #democracy
2 grams? Does anyone claim with a straight face that tens of thousands of $ spent on screwing you over 2 grams is a good thing?
It's legal here in Colorado! I moved from Texas and I have zero regrets.
Joe Rogan can not even begin to imagine a whole world being out there with thousands of languages, even more cultures and each having their own vibrant comedy scenes. 250? Each country with a decent amount of people has easily tens of great comics do that times +-200 countries...
It's true. On the other hand, I guess it's only in the US that standup is treated as some mystical form of entertainment. In Europe, cabaret groups performing skits on stage are much more popular. Something that exists in the US in the form of SNL.
This satire about how “great” Rogan’s comedy is, is unironically funnier than anything Joe Rogan has ever said in a standup routine.
is that a high bar?
This “critique” is just annoying cynicism from some dork I’ve never heard of
@@lalaloveyou5186joe don’t hide
@@for-lc6rjno.
@@lalaloveyou5186either you dont know what cynicism is, didnt watch the video, or both
Joe is the epitome of when a cartoon zooms in on a characters inner thoughts, only to reveal a monkey clanging together cymbals in a existential white void.
that's hilarious
+ doing backflips
This deserves way more than two replies, and all the likes in the world.
lol the homer simpson thought bubbles!
It’s the opposite. He takes an eternity to detail the simplest things every person can do and is so unimpressed that they don’t bother to mention it
Joe Rogan: "I'm not a bomb expert."
Mark Normand: "You should look at your act."
Wait, did Mark Normand really say that to him!? 😂
@robinhannon3488 Oh yes he did, and it was hilarious. On Rogan's podcast at some point, probably one of the 'protect our parks' episodes
Joe once said to Mark "I think I've heard of that before" regarding something Mark said. Mark replied "Sure ya did buddy."
Comedy.
_Comedy!_
“it took Michaelangelo 4 years to complete the painting of the Sistine Chapel ceiling, and it’s pretty good i guess, but imagine if he’d spent two MORE years on it.”
subbed at the speed of sound
I love when comics pretend they didn't just bomb and are like, "nah man my jokes are just too edgy". Truly a hack move
I worked with a UK comic (Sean Locke) doing LX on one of his test shows at a London Theatre years ago and I remember one of his jokes didn't land and he just said after a pause "well that was shit wasn't it?" - Which got a laugh 😄 I'm guessing that joke didn't make it into the tour lol.
@@HelloRando I loved Sean Locke. I first started getting into his comedy after watching him on British Panel Shows like ‘8 our of 10 Cats’ & ‘Would I Lie to You’ and as an American, I had never heard of him prior to that. Sadly taken from us too soon. May he R.I.P.
That's rogans whole crew besides Shane. Good thing he made a safe space for comedians so instead of shock jock hacks having to travel, an audience of slack jawed dipshits can come to them.
Sorry but the "checking in with the president of the lake" joke clearly just triggered the libs. Also for some reason they were in his audience.
Yeah coming from such a talented person I’m sure we should take you seriously
As a failed warehouse forklift operator I can say I enjoy neither Joe Rogan nor oxy.
Maybe that's why you failed LOL
Haha.. props man
I....have a small member🤏
@@stevrgrs Thatsthejoke.jpg
Liar. Everyone enjoys oxy.
Absolutely lost it at
"I love gay men"
BADUM
"Joe's shadow is now in complete control"
Sameee
This video was hilarious man. 😂😂
At least now I know where my idiot ex gets his godawful sense of humor almost verbatim. 🙄
read your comment as it happened in the video
@@LeahIsHereNow your ig?
to make something so funny out of something so unfunny is truly a gift
"Frozen over with nothing but a bit of bald scalp and two rock hard frozen nipples poking through the ice layer on top" hahahaha dude I bet you typed that line without looking at the keys. Bravo 👏
i fell to my knees
He typed it with his nips too.
No my guy, only Joe Rogan possesses that incredible writing skill
😵
Joe went full Rogan. You never go full rogan.
YES ! Hahaha...
😂
Joe's entire special did not include a line that was this funny.
He did hold back from humping the stool though
Ahahahahha
"It's a serious crime in Texas, the land of the free" 😂😂 funnier than the whole special.
I was laughing too, but tbh it's a federal crime
@@topophil tbh, it's also a Texas state crime.
😂😂😂💯
@@FutilityOfReasonis the 2oz still decriminalized or are they changing it?
@@TheMagnificentMcphee as far as I know it's only decriminalized in Austin but only in small amounts. We had a DA in my city that wanted to make it where cops had discretion to just give a ticket and let you go for under 2 oz, but the police union fought against it and kept it to where you still get locked up for any amount.
I watched this a few weeks ago and I’m still struggling to grasp the fact that Joe Rogan thinks there are 500 comedians in the world
It feels like there's some context missing.
Joe Rogan can never make us forget this video exists.
Why did this get unlisted?!
@nickmoseder6871 No one knows for absolutely certain, but it’s a safe assumption (and also funnier) to assume one of the free speech warriors got butthurt
@@nickmoseder6871you know why
@@nickmoseder6871because joe is a free speech justice warrior
31:20 Openly admitting he tricked Mitzi into giving him the regular spot, while getting emotional that she gave him said spot and thus made him a 'real' comedian is very strange. very clearly cognitive dissonance at work.
Can you link?
I thought the same. No one else in the room with me caught it. Had to explain to them why it was hilarious to me
@@Orcawhale1 31:20
And then admitting that she frequently passed “talentless” hacks lmaooooooo incredible. World historic lack of self awareness
he knows hes a fraud lol
Theo Von telling him he looked like a trussed up turkey in the cold plunge was one of the funniest things I ever saw… on his own podcast too 😂
And of course Joe didn’t get it, his ego kicked in and he said “oh you mean my abs”?
That man with Bobby Lee be my favorite duo
Loved too how, when Theo realised he’d struck a nerve, he followed up with with “…congratulations”. Meant as a softener but also damn funny.
@@Haraldo-l7w agreed… he totally was like “oops, my mouth talked before my brain” and tried to back peddle a bit. 😂
@@kevinVersus But Joe not understanding jokes directed at him is legit the funniest thing he ever does LOL so don't complain
Joe Rogan has 100% taken it up his bum. No straight guy would ever talk as much about something like this with a SERIOUS tone, he is not even joking in his podcast episodes.
Check out ”pegging”.
I am trans, and you folks have no idea how many men looking like joe rogan like my profile on dating apps or wanna buy me a drink. They would love to get fucked, but will never respect us. 😢
When Rogan says on his podcast, "Don't listen to me, i am a moron" i take those words literally.
Same
“Ladies and gentleman this man may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot”
As you should. We all should.
It’s good that he knows his place as entertainer. To show he shouldn’t be able to succeed because he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed is unfair though.
When people tell you who they are believe them.
Hanging your own face next to Robin Williams and George Carlin at a comedy club takes balls, man. That shit is crazy
To my surprise and disappointment, Robin Williams wasn't very funny on stage. At least not comparable with his acting in movies. But i didn't spent my time telling to the world how much Robin Williams sucked. I just moved to other comedians. I don't understand why this video and these comments exists...
PS: I'm not a fan of Rogan, i think he is average as a comedian and his celebrity from TV helped him reach to a larger audience than he would attract with his stand-up comedy. But he had some memorable top moments of his own during his career. I would rather drink some beers with Joe than with the Son of Depression, George Carlin (hey, look at me, trading a god for a mortal... :)))
Delusion off the charts.
@warmygreenfields you don't understand why people are discussing the biggest podcaster in the world?
And he's probably proudly thinking he belongs up there.
SmH
@@warmygreenfieldsI think the legitimate problem people gave is that he toots his horn a lot, saw a video on that a while ago but idek what they put in it, but if I had to guess it would be him giving advice to people that are better or something along those lines
It sucks that I can only like this video once.
bro described writing jokes as "typing" in the most overstated way ever
Jordan Peterson: _"hold my Benzos"_
I remember when he had Louis CK and Dave Chappelle on and he asked them both the process of writing jokes. And how he has that insane system he has. Then they both said they don't write any jokes, they just take a subject and freestyle on the night. It broke every cog in his brain. He blew him away. And this is the difference between the greats the don't spend countless away typing away of multiple different pieces of software writing non stop hours uppn hours for days. And still comes up with absolute dogshit.
@@RoniBlissJoes a meat head. Everything to him is working out. He doesn’t need talent in his mind. It’s just sitting down and thinking bout funny stuff. How hard can that be right. Meanwhile he doesn’t even work out authentically. He had to get on steroids to get the body he wanted lolol
that happens when you are surrounded with yes man
I think it's because he would have recently written material on acid or mushrooms, you tend to think about all the little details and micro elements on them, in that sense it can be a positive experience but at the same time I'm here thinking "he writes while high on psychedelics and this is the best thing he can produce?"
amazing video, I refuse to believe it took you less than 6 years to make this video
Lol everyone is here....this is amazing.
Something this good must have taken decades.
Hey, sellout-man!!
Glad to see you yet again copying whatever opinion everyone else is having.
The Seahawks are BAD
the marty interview was great bro
The fact that Rogan put his own photo on "the wall of greats" in his own comedy club says it all. And he had the nerve to put himself between Carlin and Robin Williams is just insane.
It's sickening isn't it.
Ironically Joe calling himself a comedian is the funniest thing he's said.
Based
putting himself next to Carlin boiled my blood a little, yep yep
@@PoeInTheDitch the podcast with sandler was brutal Joe going on for 2 hours basically saying they are o. The same level
Joe talking about using your fingers to type fires the synapses in your brain which triggers you to become ultra-focused, is a spiritual explanation of typing? I think maybe you are confused as to what kind of things spirituality involves. He even talked about thinking in a time-lapse fashion as you type each word, allows you to mentally project out possibilities of what word you might choose next. That all sounds quite pragmatic, but I guess because he used his body language, facial expression, animated hand motions, that to you makes it spiritual? Either you are confused or I am.
Joe telling junior high-level trans jokes while projectile lactating is comedy gold.
Lmao Rogan does look like Mussolini
Instead of a Balcony he has his podcast lol.
Gesticulates like him too
fckin crying lolol
😂😂
Oh shit 😂😂
No way he put himself in between Robin Williams and George Carlin...
Robin Williams was a joke thief and Carlin was kind of pompous. Lol it fits.
He is one of the greats.
I live in Austin and saw Joe list there .....he does in fact put himself up on that wall
The fucking audacity of this mf 😂
Well Robin Williams was also a joke thief. Granted he was sky high on coke for most of his standup career.
“When you go fishing do you check in with the President of the Lake?” 6 years to come up with this gold!
i cried when he said that
Joe having his special next to Robin Williams, George Carlin, and Richard Pryor on his comedy wall is like having “Green Eggs and Ham” next to “Don Quixote”, “Hamlet”, and “To Kill A Mockingbird”.
Green Eggs and Ham is a children’s literature classic. It would be more like having all of those next to a self published Amazon smut novel.
Don’t knock my man Seuss
Colleen Hoover more like
"weed is a serious crime in the state of Texas, the land of the free."
Better than any bit in Joe's special 😂😂
Some of my family moved to TX to have MORE freedoms 🥴🥴🥴
@@Dirty_mike_and_dem_boysWhere he’s at in Austin, weed is decriminalized. It’s Austin, the cops really don’t care, same thing in the other big cities. There are bigger problems than weed. In small towns however, they make a bigger deal about it.
@@Gegscape007All over Texas I promise that they will make your life hell for having any weed. Cities will "decriminalize" but that's a joke in a state like Texas. More like, you're at the mercy of whoever pulls you over. Joe being a rich white man quite literally nothing will happen to him getting pulled over. Even if he had heroin in his passenger seat and crashed into a wall he would get off with probation
@@Gegscape007 DPS can arrest you still and Abbott has them all over Austin.
It's like being a murder guy 😢
“The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance.” -Robert A. Heinlein
That's what America has been since day one, my dude. It's why the rest of the world hates your country's government and corporations.
@@robertmiller5735 I'm literally not allowed to criticize America without my comment getting deleted immediately. Tf.
I guess they don’t have the Olympics in other countries
@mfit7110 this is nowhere near as clever a point as you think it is.
@@mfit7110 Missing the point hard intentionally or is English not your strong suit?
DO NOT REMOVE THIS VIDEO!!
Why is this video unlisted? I need the scoop
Joe Rogan just came back to RUclips. You do the math.
@@nickmoseder6871 Joe Rogans legal team most likely sent him a cease and desist.
How many videos did he unlist?!?
@@nickmoseder6871 I'll take copyright issues for 500, Alex.
"Don't worry about it, Joe. Assplay has gone mainstream." lmfaoooo😂
The defenders of free speech took your video down
😂😂
Just fascists doing fascist things. Abusing what "free speech" means to use it as a bludgeon to hit minorities with while simultaneously restricting any criticism is wild
I know, and some of his other videos are unlisted as well. It sucks, because I was planning to binge his shit and now I can't find it. Good thing I liked this vid so I can find it still.
They'll be back imo joe roidgaine did it to kill off it's momentum.
😂😂
I love how Joe Rogan's creative process starts with 'I can type without looking at the keys'. 😂😂😂
That's seriously hard to do... He must have an IQ of nearly 100!
Just unbelievable lmao
Like I know what he means: "therefore I can just think and have it come out." The thing is, most of us can now lol. That's not a superpower
That whole section literally felt like a Tim Heidecker skit.
@@iwouldprefernotto4381holy shit the comparison to a Heidecker bit is SPOT on lol- it was the funniest thing Joe said in relation to this special and it wasn’t even on purpose
I'm stealing "it took four years to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel and it's pretty good I guess"
LOLOL
Imagine how much better it could have been if it took another two years, though.
Now do it in the plinkett voice
It's good because the ministry of truth certified it.
Deep Thoughts. By Jack Handy
This video is so refreshing, your sarcasm is top tier and your artistic eye is so innovative. This channel deserves to skyrocket.
Joe Rogan is to comedy what Dr Phil is to medecine or Piers Morgan to journalism
Or what Toubabou is to spelling.
So good?
@@Sandlin22 say sike right now
...and what jordan peterson is to psychology
What Raygun is to breakdancing
Turning Joe Rogan's bomb of a special into an actual comedy special is a true masterclass
Ai special
@@user-zj1wt8to4slmaoooooo bro you're all over this video hating....is this joe?
@@theaccountant5846Yea, one of Joe's sock accounts. Or Brendan's.
michelangelo painting all that in 4 years is actually crazy
he diddnt do it on his own he had apprentices.
Edit: He would do the general the composition and poses but after the outlines were donethe "filling in" of the base colors (which is a lot of work and doesn't require his skillset) was often left to the apprentices. then he would come in and paint in the details and lighting.
Upside down too. I've done mural painting several stories up and its a TON harder than people think. Even with modern equipment :D
I had some guys paint my ceiling in half a day. They worked clean too.
Laying on his back on scaffolding too.
OMG! JOE Rogan blah blah butthurt butthurt ahhh ahh omg!
This is a complete evisceration, I laughed my ass off.
The thought of someone finding joe completely frozen solid in his ice bath is making me cry laughing.
With two rock hard pointing nipples Poking up through the ice LMAOOO 🤣
😅
finally conquered by his inner-bitch
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Lol
It truly is ironic that Joe defines himself as a comedian first and foremost, yet his entire legacy is going to be Fear Factor, UFC and a podcast.
Well he was on Newsradio prior to all those other careers first.
@@MarcusPage15 .....
Can't think of a clearer example of someone being so passionate about something they suck at.
From what I hear , John Mellencamp fancies himself as a painter , rather than a songwriter .
@@MarcusPage15 He was on that dumb baseball show first lol but nobody thinks of him as “the NewsRadio guy”, or the “dumb baseball show guy”… it’s more just “the dumb guy”
Robin Williams won an Academy Award, 2 Emmy Awards, 6 Golden Globe Awards, 5 Grammy Awards, and 2 Screen Actors Guild Awards. Was a world class entertainer that did stand up, TV, & films. comedy & drama. To even suggest you're anywhere near same league with artists like him & The wordsmith 30 years ahead of his time, George Carlin, is sheer hubris.
But did he really or is that just what you want to make of it?
None of those awards mean anything
@@MaineiacleWis Look at the wall in the club that he owns where his stupid face shares space with genius and rethink that question
@@John_Doe742 Maybe not to you, but if you asked every person on earth if they'd rather see Williams or Rogan, I guarantee you the majority would not be for Rogan. Same goes for Carlin, or Pryor. Rogan's more like a modern Andrew Dice Clay or Sam Kinison, only not as funny
Williams was a great man for sure and I appreciate the tits out of him. Joe is having the most popular podcast in the world. He's the number one of the globe's population in this category. You're comparing apples to oranges. There's no podcast award with a similar weight to it as in the film industry.
I have scoured this comment section harder than anything in the last few years just for the free laughs. That Joe's new special didn't deliver 😂
If Jamie turns out to be Elephant Graveyard that would be funny
"Ask me to pull this up, you fucking hack."
- Jamie, maybe
😂😂😂
THAT is next dimension thought…… right on!!
😂
That would be pure cinema.
When the review is 100x funnier than the special.. here for the sistine chapel smack, that's savage.
Joe Rogan should have been banned from the comedy community when he gifted Brendan Schaub a comedy career.
it's his hiroshima and nagasaki to society.
to be fair he also rewoked his gift.
lol
He should be banned for indirectly being responsible for causing or accelerating CVD in millions of people
@@Saucey65 nagasaki is Burt
We need Mitch Hedberg back. Rest in peace, legend.
My favorite ever
Joe's face hanging right next to Robin Williams' is the funniest joke ever.
That’s the most offensive image I’ve ever seen
Reminds me of the CEOs picture hanging next to the employee of the month.
Ouch! There's something heart-breaking about the way he's telling himself he's one of the 250 Chosen Ones.
Kat looks away like yeah ok buddy.
Crybaby
He isn't even on the same level as a random guy at your local coffee shop open mic night
He just surrounds himself with yes-men. Everyone that comes onto his podcast has to immediately praise him or he gets put off.
One of the best comedians that made me piss laughing was an opener nothing dude who I have ENDLESSLY tried to find his name to support him but nyet. I felt so blessed that I had front row tix purchased FOR ME?? And my peacock ass red hair and goth visage was the perfect thing for him to roast. I was giddy. I think it was Cheech because my friends dad grows weed. But still. That opener was funnier than anything Cheech said or did
This wasn't just a video. It was an obituary.
You think this video in anyway effects him?😂 He has probably the largest platform on earth which is helping to inform people in times we have such crazy censorship, he was a "savior" during cvd19 by allowing the real information in regards to natural immunity, masks, jabs etc which the mainstream media and scientists lied about and caused so much injuries and ☠️
@@benmrgamw681 if you think any celebrity is a "savior", you certainly need one.
@@nobodyspecial9097it's just a saying.. I'm not saying he's a superior human or anything just that he is the reason so many got the right information during those couples years and a lot more👌
@@benmrgamw681affects*
@@benmrgamw681Joe is one of the most misinformed people out there. He’s so old and out of touch that he gets tricked very easily.
"finely honed like damascus steel" and the timing of that dolphin noise is funnier than anything Rogan has ever said or done in his life.
“Doesn’t help that this guy looks exactly like Mussolini” lol
Doesn't help'em, but... that whole 'bein' a rawk-stoopid thumb' thang?
That one seems *exponentially* less helpful, ngl.
You shouldn't have said that. Now I can't unsee it.
I was completely tripped out when I saw the Mussolini footage and realized that Rogan basically does look like that. And just like Unprotected1232 said, I can't unsee it either. 😆
“Danny BeNito” took me tf out omg 😂😂😂
The whole "the weed from this place hits different" bit is maybe the hackiest tiredest jokes ever. "Weed guys... Am I Right?" *wait for applause*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Weed everyday is killing your brain, smarten up.
It's so clearly aimed at people who don't get stoned. It's 2024, we have concentrates. When I rip a dab it's stronger than any bud no matter where it's grown. And even without concentrates it's stupid. Does he think there's some magic soil/water/air that only Texans have access to? Again, it's 2024, you can get clones of the most potent strains on the planet and dump any amount of nutrients into your hyrdoponic set up. His audience is so god damn dumb.
bro the weed is way stronger than it used to be: ten minutes laters man the weed is way weaker than it used to be
How do you feel about Donald Trump?
I’m tired of comics just talking about “politics”. There’s almost no jokes anymore, it’s just “trump”, “trans”, “racism”, “woke”. How about you TELL A JOKE instead of being a walking youtube comment section.
Yupp n that's why when people say Dave Chapelle is the best I say he hardly tells jokes anymore it's a lecture wit a joke here n there smh
Triggered much , snowflake?
J/K it’s too true
There are not jokes anymore. It's just comedians convincing the audience why they think something is funny.
I agree but going back to the era of court jesters, the role of the comedian has been to satirize politics and those in power. It isnt a new phenomenon. But it def sucks.
@@billyghostal where's the satire though?
I understand his sycophants never Touching his lack of talent. But CK,Burr and others not putting this guy in his place and letting him be “one of them” with specials that bomb is a crime against humanity.
The absolute gall of thinking his picture deserves to be next to George Carlin
I noticed that too.
It's his comedy club so you know he put his own picture there between Robin Williams and George Carlin like he believes he belongs between those two!!!
Gtfoh!!!
I always thought Carlin was way overrated too. Then again I think most standup is pretty meh. More than Carlin himself I don't like the trend he set in standup. Trying to come off as socially and politically conscious, instead of the main focus which should be trying to get laughs. Still I accept that comedy is subjective and people are going to like things I don't.
Carlin was a hack
Carlin would’ve hated Rogan
@@bigcrackrock he was a social commentator and that's fine. I don't think he was every considered funnier than some of his contemporaries.