God of War: Kratos' Sarcasm

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  • @ij1376
    @ij1376 4 года назад +3934

    Probably the closest we'll ever get to humor from Kratos.

    • @DH33.0
      @DH33.0 3 года назад +18

      ruclips.net/video/Hj7Y7oHKii0/видео.html

    • @sebastianvelasco7287
      @sebastianvelasco7287 3 года назад +90

      Christopher Judge (voice of Kratos in GoW4) said a bunch of dad jokes using his Kratos voice

    • @ij1376
      @ij1376 3 года назад +16

      Holy shit didn't know this blew up! Thanks guys!

    • @konradlamm9243
      @konradlamm9243 3 года назад +23

      That and him "laughing" at atreus' water wheel joke

    • @persianking44
      @persianking44 3 года назад +30

      @@konradlamm9243 Don't forget Mimir's "dragon shit" joke. Even Kratos was amused.

  • @The_Story_Of_Us
    @The_Story_Of_Us 3 года назад +2686

    Actually that knife is actually used to butter bread among other things. Kratos isn’t even sarcastic, he’s just spittin facts

    • @xeox4280
      @xeox4280 3 года назад +111

      He is sarcastic he ment that he don't need to butter bread on their journey

    • @agzzradface3113
      @agzzradface3113 3 года назад +85

      @@xeox4280 well how do you know? hmmm?
      I would totally need a special knife for my daily bread buttering.

    • @Solaire_of_Astora13
      @Solaire_of_Astora13 3 года назад +50

      @@agzzradface3113 Because Kratos isn't the kind of guy who would need to butter bread in his journeys.

    • @random_youtuber917
      @random_youtuber917 3 года назад +41

      @@Solaire_of_Astora13 what if atreus gets hungry and asks for a sandwich or something?😂

    • @Solaire_of_Astora13
      @Solaire_of_Astora13 3 года назад +107

      @@random_youtuber917 "the journey ahead is tough boy. No place for a sandwich enjoyer..."

  • @rltb_riley
    @rltb_riley 3 года назад +2623

    I misread it as kratos' scream and was very concerned
    Edit: and now it's actually kratos' scream... well played

  • @XanderRevival935
    @XanderRevival935 3 года назад +1747

    "This is why you're in Fortnite"

  • @hellishproductions4472
    @hellishproductions4472 3 года назад +650

    Did Kratos just make a joke? It's official, the Ghost of Sparta has a sense of humor.

    • @Raiden4019
      @Raiden4019 3 года назад +19

      It's a very *Laconic* sense of humor, but one that very much fits him I'd say! 🤣

    • @amortality999
      @amortality999 3 года назад +26

      "To catch a fly from the ass of Zeus is not worth my time, Hermes".

    • @Pedro-ux2de
      @Pedro-ux2de 3 года назад +11

      @@amortality999 that was an insult to hermes, not a joke or sarcasm

    • @amortality999
      @amortality999 3 года назад +2

      @@Pedro-ux2de i guess

    • @amortality999
      @amortality999 3 года назад +12

      @@Pedro-ux2de but it is kinda humour. kratos rarely, if ever, says stuff like that

  • @jukingmaster
    @jukingmaster 3 года назад +885

    Sorry Mimir, i think it might be because he killed ALL THE GODS, but yeah maybe you're right too.

    • @cristhianramirez6939
      @cristhianramirez6939 3 года назад +4

      He didn't kill all the gods, at least not with his own hands

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 3 года назад +8

      ke killed all the majors and most minor gods.
      and he used more than just his hands.

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 3 года назад +1

      Nah its clearly the sarcasm, im sure the gods would agree.

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 3 года назад +7

      @Honey Hive There are WAY more Greek gods and demi-gods Kratos didn't even encounter

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 3 года назад +3

      @Honey Hive I know it's not doable to feature a hundred something gods
      Just pointing it out, that's all

  • @Briliantless
    @Briliantless 3 года назад +276

    Plot twist: Kratos actually needed the knife to butter his bread in the journey

    • @hammskie05
      @hammskie05 3 года назад +11

      What bread? Would they find it with the wine?
      "Oh so you were actually serious, but why that moldy ass bread of all things?"
      "Head, you may call it moldy ass bread. But I call it home."

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 года назад +4

      Plot twist he’s never sarcastic, everything he says is 100% serious

    • @peanutrecord6989
      @peanutrecord6989 3 года назад +3

      Imagine reaching jotunheim only for the way to open the bridge to be spread butter on a piece of bread

  • @darthlynx5792
    @darthlynx5792 3 года назад +138

    Actually, this is why everyone likes him

  • @Taniks_The_Final_Shape
    @Taniks_The_Final_Shape 3 года назад +279

    Mimir is lucky he’s alive, if anyone else said those words they’d be dead

    • @Daarin3
      @Daarin3 3 года назад +57

      He's animated, not dead not alive, something like smart zombie.

    • @neowish4143
      @neowish4143 3 года назад +39

      @@Daarin3 reanimated

    • @markusallen6818
      @markusallen6818 3 года назад +61

      What's Kratos gonna do cut his head off again

    • @nakedman8026
      @nakedman8026 3 года назад +4

      @@markusallen6818 no he is going to tear it into pieces

    • @thegodhimself5554
      @thegodhimself5554 3 года назад +17

      Old kratos is much wiser than just killing people for sarcastic comments. He knows it is better to have useful "friends".

  • @presenceaboveall7882
    @presenceaboveall7882 3 года назад +127

    Kratos gave a slight bit of comedy when he first met mimir, after he started talking about telling his son he’s a God and kratos said “I’m going to cut your head off now” that was a slight joke

  • @ghostknight2011
    @ghostknight2011 3 года назад +437

    Laconism is a concise or terse statement, especially a blunt and elliptical rejoinder. It is named after Laconia, the region of Greece including the city of Sparta, whose ancient inhabitants had a reputation for verbal austerity and were famous for their blunt and often pithy remarks.

    • @MohitPJoshi
      @MohitPJoshi 3 года назад +6

      Hain???

    • @ghostknight2011
      @ghostknight2011 3 года назад +75

      @@MohitPJoshi Spartans were experts burning and trolling people. That Kratos could make a joke is not a surpirse in anyway, is part of his mother culture.

    • @kstewart199375
      @kstewart199375 3 года назад +9

      I’d love to learn more about this topic you seem to exhibit expertise here.

    • @vishnutheetharappan7074
      @vishnutheetharappan7074 3 года назад +17

      L3+R3 for spartan troll, gow new mechanic, injure your enemies pride and make them surrender and turn into loot.

    • @Mo-gw5bq
      @Mo-gw5bq 3 года назад +20

      Another example of true Spartan history, is the fact that when spartans got their enemy to a critical state, a giant circle appeared over their heads, all they had to do then was hold it.

  • @TrickyJebus
    @TrickyJebus 6 лет назад +363

    WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH KRATOS!?

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 3 года назад +138

    To be honest, I'm really impressed that Mimir could even see the Sgian-Dubh when Kratos's arse was in the way.

    • @PAPERxPALLID
      @PAPERxPALLID 3 года назад +14

      Cause Kratos Has the Thiccness of Chaos

    • @platinumfalcon798
      @platinumfalcon798 3 года назад +11

      that eye can see through Kratos' arse

    • @ocap3157
      @ocap3157 3 года назад +1

      @@platinumfalcon798 ass?

    • @platinumfalcon798
      @platinumfalcon798 3 года назад +10

      @@ocap3157 aye, in Ireland and the UK, and other parts of the world, we usually say 'arse'

    • @ocap3157
      @ocap3157 3 года назад +2

      @@platinumfalcon798 oh ok mate

  • @VidiaReePhoenix
    @VidiaReePhoenix 3 года назад +32

    "This is why nobody likes you."
    Mimir says this yet he doesn't hesitate to offer himself up to Baldur to save Kratos and boy later in the game.

    • @kingofmonsters2063
      @kingofmonsters2063 3 года назад +4

      He says this is why nobody likes you in a neutral way not even like he's mad that kratos made that remark

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 2 года назад

      Yes.

  • @marcopohl4875
    @marcopohl4875 3 года назад +59

    compared to how he would have gotten the same point across if it happened earlier in the game, I think this is actually an improvement

  • @teruelryanpaul
    @teruelryanpaul 3 года назад +48

    That ' This is why no one likes you ' sounds as defeated as the weather boy who got owned by the boy who was buying firecrackers.

  • @WolfWood893
    @WolfWood893 3 года назад +6

    My favorite burn will always be “ What will you do now father, now that you can no longer hide behind the skirts of Athena.”

  • @nexus5253
    @nexus5253 3 года назад +24

    Yet also why everybody loves him.

  • @gringodingo7523
    @gringodingo7523 3 года назад +21

    I’m betting now that in the next game there will be bread to butter

  • @vitre69
    @vitre69 3 года назад +29

    I can see Kratos never truly dropped the God killing savagery.

  • @dieseldave2273
    @dieseldave2273 3 года назад +4

    3 years later, I still crack up at this. Hope there's more comedy to come from Kratos in Ragnorok

  • @PomadaGaming
    @PomadaGaming 3 года назад +3

    I was genuinely impressed when i heard kratos say this tbh

  • @captainnemo4940
    @captainnemo4940 3 года назад +5

    That's twice Kratos has killed Mimir.

  • @ItsjustRaphael
    @ItsjustRaphael 3 года назад +11

    I think this is sarcastic but knowing Kratos, he's probably serious about needing something to butte his bread..

  • @FallenxMalo
    @FallenxMalo 3 года назад +4

    "You! Ghost of Sparta! too sarcastic! explain now!"

    • @horridhenry8342
      @horridhenry8342 3 года назад +1

      I understood that reference

    • @FallenxMalo
      @FallenxMalo 3 года назад

      @ΤηεΒεστ ΟφΜε You don't say!

  • @warioexpert
    @warioexpert 3 года назад +2

    Not gonna lie, this moment made me want Buttered toast

  • @eugene719
    @eugene719 3 года назад +6

    "I'm always serious"

    • @ryanhowe6543
      @ryanhowe6543 3 года назад

      Mimir: “well, that’s no fun”

  • @felipeneves7260
    @felipeneves7260 3 года назад +1

    Only joke Kratos has told in the last 150 years and its about how blunt a knife is. I could not be less surprised

  • @ajack6521
    @ajack6521 3 года назад +1

    The sgian-dubh is a small, single-edged knife worn as part of traditional Scottish Highland dress along with the kilt. Originally used for eating and preparing fruit, meat, and cutting bread and cheese, as well as serving for other more general day-to-day uses such as cutting material and protection, it is now worn as part of traditional Scottish dress tucked into the top of the kilt hose with only the upper portion of the hilt visible. The sgian-dubh is normally worn on the same side as the dominant hand.

  • @ariestsuji4417
    @ariestsuji4417 3 года назад +5

    "better than being a talking head"
    "Better than being in Fortnite"

  • @grammarnazi6777
    @grammarnazi6777 3 года назад +1

    Kratos ambitious and unique personality is the reason why he was able to kill the gods of Olympus and why he so feared by norsk gods

  • @spartanmt6231
    @spartanmt6231 3 года назад +43

    I mean
    If he cleans his blades of the blood of his enemies, Kratos can butter bread as well.
    So technically
    He wasn’t wrong

    • @mrschizo2837
      @mrschizo2837 3 года назад +4

      Can probably toast it with them too actually. Considering the fire magic.

  • @rocketgroot4311
    @rocketgroot4311 3 года назад +1

    *Kratos & Atreus are so mean to mimir..*
    *Dude didn't even need to help*

  • @chickendrawsdogs3343
    @chickendrawsdogs3343 3 года назад +2

    Mimir: This is why no one likes you.
    The whole God of War fandom: WE beg to differ!

  • @hahaimout1693
    @hahaimout1693 3 года назад +1

    The sgian-dubh is actually a knife from the scottish highlands, used normally for daily activities like... butter bread, so Kratos wasn't that wrong. I didn't know Mimir was actually scottish, I thought his accent was just some creative desicion

  • @Høllow11819
    @Høllow11819 3 года назад

    I found this again in reccomdation after 1 & half year 😂

  • @cb-9938
    @cb-9938 3 года назад +2

    I'm confident that kratos could kill alot of people with a butter knife

  • @gehteuchnixan9368
    @gehteuchnixan9368 3 года назад +40

    a what from his homeland?

    • @weevicle
      @weevicle 3 года назад +31

      A sgian-dubh, which is a traditional Scottish knife used for food preparation, eating, and even protection.

    • @gehteuchnixan9368
      @gehteuchnixan9368 3 года назад +4

      @@weevicle is this a comman word for english native speakers who everybody knows or what?

    • @whatever9274
      @whatever9274 3 года назад +3

      @@weevicle so... a knife?

    • @weevicle
      @weevicle 3 года назад +6

      @@gehteuchnixan9368 Nah, I’ve lived in the UK my whole life and didn’t know of a sgian-dubh until God of War 😅

    • @weevicle
      @weevicle 3 года назад +7

      @@whatever9274 Well... yeah, basically. It's a knife traditionally tucked in the socks of a Scottish highland dress along with a kilt, but yeah - at its core, it's pretty much just a Scottish knife.

  • @NightwolfRainbow6Siege
    @NightwolfRainbow6Siege 3 года назад +9

    Honestly tho, artreus better have taken that knife. A sgian-dubh is a Scottish knife traditionally worn and used like a wedding ring, and is normally forged or gifted by a family member. Mimi was basically saying “take this lad, and my you have use of it your own one day”

    • @abdulatefal-rabah9054
      @abdulatefal-rabah9054 3 года назад +2

      That's actually very wholsome...

    • @NightwolfRainbow6Siege
      @NightwolfRainbow6Siege 3 года назад +1

      @@abdulatefal-rabah9054 it really is

    • @seamustoomey4548
      @seamustoomey4548 3 года назад +1

      Scian dubh in irish is black knife. I presume its the same in scottish gaelic (which are supposed to be very closely related). Scian = knife dubh = black. Happy to see they included accurate folklore/culutral traditiion. The gaelic/celtic gods were always very interesting would love to see one appear in a game

  • @spartanAXA
    @spartanAXA 3 года назад

    This game is the first time when we have had actual humour in this franchise. And every funny dialogue in this whole game is just amazing. 😂

  • @Dukesparrow1999
    @Dukesparrow1999 3 года назад

    Goddamn you Kratos, your supposed to be all serious

  • @rubub8455
    @rubub8455 3 года назад

    The way he says butter bread is magical

  • @TrustedInsaller
    @TrustedInsaller 3 года назад +1

    I think Kratos is saying that the knife is so small it would hardly serve as a combat weapon.

  • @AangDknight
    @AangDknight 3 года назад

    They better put another sarcasm line for Kratos and the bread too lmao

  • @skrrraaa00
    @skrrraaa00 3 года назад

    Nobody noticed how Atreus looked at Kratos like nanii??

  • @juanjoyaborja4590
    @juanjoyaborja4590 3 года назад +3

    no Mimir, this is why everyone likes him

  • @theonlydon-
    @theonlydon- 3 года назад +1

    Imagine if mimir just exposed kratos and said we might need to kill our father on our journey

  • @McHale09
    @McHale09 3 года назад

    Little did they know they would need a knife very shortly after

  • @kAY-yl5en
    @kAY-yl5en 3 года назад

    This has the same energy as
    This is why mom doesn't fuckin love you

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 3 года назад

    He just damaged Kratos in a way not even the Greek Green Chests can heal

  • @18wolfspirit
    @18wolfspirit 3 года назад +42

    0:17 That seems bit harsh. Give him some slack, he lost his entire family and is trying to be a better father/human being than he was before.

    • @choolimba6704
      @choolimba6704 3 года назад +7

      To be fair, he was being kind of a dick

  • @w4rudo
    @w4rudo 3 года назад

    "Shut up, head!"

  • @mossy642
    @mossy642 3 года назад

    The northernmost county in Scotland is called ‘Sutherland’, literally ‘southern land’, as it was the southernmost point of the Viking empire.
    Mimir is either from there, or he’s part of Celtic mythology, which also has a talking head advisor.

  • @kadirr8974
    @kadirr8974 2 года назад

    Please more subtle sarcasm 😂 First time I cracked hard. It suits Kratos in Age to be sarcastic and Mimir is right no one likes sarcasm 😂😂😂😂

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus  3 года назад

    You most likely did not search for this.

  • @nintendoborn
    @nintendoborn 3 года назад +8

    Quite the balls on a man of only a head

    • @bizzaroblake2519
      @bizzaroblake2519 3 года назад +1

      he's already dead, has valuable information, keeps entertainment, and kratos doesn't have the ability to shut mimir up once more. only freya would know how to do that since she brought him back.

    • @bizzaroblake2519
      @bizzaroblake2519 3 года назад +1

      if you had all that as a head, you would be pretty bold too

  • @benruddle4740
    @benruddle4740 3 года назад +11

    A sgian dubh is a dagger used in highland dress, so Mimirs accent isnt to sound cool

    • @thegloriouskingkronk8422
      @thegloriouskingkronk8422 3 года назад

      Isn't he actually a character from a Shakespeare Play and/or Celtic Mythology?

    • @benruddle4740
      @benruddle4740 3 года назад

      @@thegloriouskingkronk8422 mimir is from Norse mythology, Odin cut off his head so that he may advise him

    • @thegloriouskingkronk8422
      @thegloriouskingkronk8422 3 года назад

      @@benruddle4740 I know that Mimir is from Norse Mythology, what I meant is that in God of War, Mimir heavily alludes to the fact that he too is not from the Nine realms, but from somewhere else, like Kratos.
      Kratos on the murals in Jotunheim is referred to by another name ( which I forgot ), which, in Norse Mythology, is the husband of Laufey and father of Loki. He is a Greek god who travelled to Midgard and became a Norse deity.
      Mimir is in a similar boat, because he's actually Celtic: he's actually called Puck, and comes from a Shakespeare play ( a Midsummer Night's Dream I think ). The fairy king he mentions is Oberon.

  • @miguelgenovata6250
    @miguelgenovata6250 3 года назад

    I think Mimir meant this is why everyone's afraid of you

  • @gustavoneridesouza120
    @gustavoneridesouza120 3 года назад

    But he also roasted Hephaestus and Hermes.

  • @solidsnake9898
    @solidsnake9898 3 года назад

    Thumbnail had me all confused lol

  • @iEatCarKeys
    @iEatCarKeys 3 года назад +1

    “This is why no one likes you”
    One game ago, he would’ve been dead

  • @rohanghosh4306
    @rohanghosh4306 3 года назад

    mimir's response was epic😂😂😂

  • @awolfinhumanshape2623
    @awolfinhumanshape2623 3 года назад

    I died when he said this in game yesterday

  • @ampocalypsew3883
    @ampocalypsew3883 3 года назад +2

    When I heard this, I was shookyth, drop my controller with disbelief

  • @kurtlim7
    @kurtlim7 3 года назад

    i think this is the ONLY time in the whole gow franchise where kratos ever made a funny

  • @sydprat9790
    @sydprat9790 3 года назад +1

    Beautiful.

  • @xanax6392
    @xanax6392 3 года назад

    If BOI get this knife, he wouldnt lost knife his Mother

  • @κωστης-ι7ψ
    @κωστης-ι7ψ 3 года назад

    So butter was invented during these times huh

  • @JanusHoW
    @JanusHoW 2 года назад

    "This is why no one likes you."
    Looks like the all-knowing Mimir was wrong for once. Lines like that are why EVERYONE likes Kratos.

  • @Cobra-yo7fx
    @Cobra-yo7fx 3 года назад

    Lmao! Nice video!

  • @artor6388
    @artor6388 3 года назад

    this is the one specific reasson i believe that mimir is fokin scottish

  • @Small_child_punter
    @Small_child_punter 3 года назад

    I didn't know the God of War had it in him.

  • @TimothoNuva
    @TimothoNuva 3 года назад

    Well, the word "sarcasm" does come from Greek.

  • @yaboiangel4977
    @yaboiangel4977 3 года назад

    Ok who here also misread the title as Kratos Scream

  • @panzeri209
    @panzeri209 3 года назад +6

    Kratos used joke.... It has no effect on the sorrounding pokemons...

  • @Deinomimus
    @Deinomimus 3 года назад +1

    Well, that's not *why.*

  • @awesome1ru
    @awesome1ru 3 года назад

    Was just in this part 😂

  • @harsani6810
    @harsani6810 3 года назад

    Untrue, I appreciate kratos

  • @Gcnm05
    @Gcnm05 3 года назад

    why do I read it as Kratos' scream

  • @Manu-gl5nm
    @Manu-gl5nm 3 года назад

    Why did I misread it as Kratos' scream?

  • @SplendidFactor
    @SplendidFactor 3 года назад +1

    Did this game really come out 3 years ago? How time flies.

  • @matthewriley7826
    @matthewriley7826 3 года назад +2

    Compared to all the other weapons Kratos has used, yeah it’d be a great bitter knife.

  • @aash2281
    @aash2281 3 года назад

    i laughed like 10 min on this!

  • @omas1178
    @omas1178 3 года назад

    "i never joke boy"

  • @Rolach
    @Rolach 3 года назад

    I feel like there a few better reason as to why no one likes him, but fair point.

  • @monkeydluffy4116
    @monkeydluffy4116 3 года назад

    That was sarcasm?

  • @ArbiterofTruth
    @ArbiterofTruth 3 года назад

    When will god of war one and to get him remastered for PS4? I don't want to buy ps now.

  • @antcow1239
    @antcow1239 3 года назад

    Im hilarious. - Kratos

  • @nemanjadjurisic7885
    @nemanjadjurisic7885 3 года назад

    Masterpiece writing ! Butter in norse mitology era.

  • @haroun5690
    @haroun5690 3 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrpsyco5884
    @mrpsyco5884 3 года назад

    He have a few prominent emotions Kratos shows (mainly rage) but smugness is a very rare sight.

  • @peteconsiglio1315
    @peteconsiglio1315 3 года назад

    My dad looks like if kratos was bro Thor

  • @josefishak2810
    @josefishak2810 3 года назад +4

    Aren't sgian-dubhs scottish? Why would mimir, a figure from norse mythology have a sgian-dubh?

    • @diknmuhbutt2735
      @diknmuhbutt2735 3 года назад +2

      He has a Scottish accent. Perhaps he was born in Scotland and moved to wherever the hell this is?

    • @Valerio_the_wandering_sprite
      @Valerio_the_wandering_sprite 3 года назад +4

      In the game lore Mimir was an old Goodfellow serving king Oberon until his pranks left him no choice but to leave his homeland and become Odin's advisor.

  • @jj-tv3xl
    @jj-tv3xl 3 года назад

    I die

  • @DarianDTP
    @DarianDTP 3 года назад

    So did anyone else misread this as kratos’ scream orrrr

  • @MuhammadBlalNr
    @MuhammadBlalNr 3 года назад

    nyamar

  • @YWLahHaizz
    @YWLahHaizz 3 года назад

    0:16

  • @Sam-sl5gr
    @Sam-sl5gr 3 года назад

    Lol

  • @hmedkom1794
    @hmedkom1794 3 года назад

    Huh that was funny

  • @thatredlizard1469
    @thatredlizard1469 3 года назад

    Wait so Mimir is Scottish?
    Because apparently that’s a knife from Scotland

    • @tobi4637
      @tobi4637 3 года назад

      Wth..of course..he speak Scottish accent..

    • @thatredlizard1469
      @thatredlizard1469 3 года назад

      @@tobi4637 I know but like I thought it was to fit the fact this takes place in like northwest Europe

    • @thatredlizard1469
      @thatredlizard1469 3 года назад

      @@tobi4637 I dunno man I just have a small brain