Honestly even better than the fact that they put a tiny dog cussing out a bear crime family in a family movie is the absolute glee they put in his bouncy movements while he's doing it.
"And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or in any other fancy way. I'm straight, and I've come for you." You didn't have to murder me from laughter, you know.
"One day, they get creative and they put me in a sock with a rock in it, hehe, and then threw me in a river. I knawed a hole in the sock, and I swam to the surface." No doubt, everyone watching that scene: 😱
You literally said Wal-Mart Jiminy Cricket back there, did you? One of my favorite quotable lines is: Ethical bug: "I'm your conscience!" Jack: "I really did overpack..."
this movie had me laughing, sobbing, and quaking with fear. it was the sequel we never knew we needed. a ray of hope. a true inspiration. i love this movie so fckin much you have no idea-
It reinvigorated the series and gave us some heavy themes to consider while keeping true to what made the Shrek and puss in boots universe so entertaining. It was the Shrek 2 of the series. Did it bigger, better, and told a damn good story while being a joy
Clearly death is lying about being straight, when he says he came for puss it clearly shows that he doesn't wear socks, therefore clearly making that statement legally gay.
This movie is pure comedy and full of emotions at the same time, like in this video it like just a compilation basically nothing to do it was already funny as hell
You didn’t include the part of puss says death is chasing him and Horner appears and says “I’ve been called a lot of things, but never death” and it made me sad
I wanted to try a different style edit than the shorter ones I normally make. Let me know if I should make more like this, the old ones, or both.
Lol the "I'm...straight" had me dying 😂
@@g.d.graham2446 every gay person when someone says they’re gay
Both
Death's whistle being replaced with the Old Spice theme is pure comedy gold.
Honestly even better than the fact that they put a tiny dog cussing out a bear crime family in a family movie is the absolute glee they put in his bouncy movements while he's doing it.
My dad laughed his ass off at that scene when we first saw this movie in theaters. 😂
@@Electrickster-lq2gh You could say he liked the cut of his jib?
(Honestly no clue what that even means lol, not bri'ish enough.)
@@eaglest0554 I have no clue what that means either, but hopefully it means that he found it absolutely fucking hilarious, because he did.
@@eaglest0554jib is a British term to be reluctant
Indeed, when I saw this with my grandmother, I was dumbfounded, if not gave me second thoughts on what DreamWorks was doing 😅
THE OLD SPICE WHISTLE GOT ME LMAO
I’m gonna be honest, it’s one of the reasons I made this
@@smashboi6451WELL GOOD JOB BC I AM WHEEZING RN😂
@@smashboi6451 i bet you added that whistle because the old puss in boots was advertised in an old spice commercial
I no joke found that commercial the day after I posted this
@@smashboi6451 NO WAY
"I'm straight, and I've come for you."
Death is sending mixed signals here.
"I mean, I'm pursuiting you because I'm obsessed with you, but not in that way!"
Let a man have his puss(y)
I wonder what’s more terrifying for all those crazy Twitter people, Death? Or a straight person?
You spelled come wrong
@@ianjellison6688 How so?
"And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or in any other fancy way. I'm straight, and I've come for you."
You didn't have to murder me from laughter, you know.
Bro I'm dying from laughter as well
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I, too, am extraordinarily straight.
@@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl And I've cummed for you, Master Chief.
Best part of the video imo😂
“YOUR NOT GONNA SHOOT A PUPPY ARE YA JACK?”
“Yah in the face why?”
JSBDIEBEEI💀😭
💀💀
me and my friends when playing Minecraft:
"One day, they get creative and they put me in a sock with a rock in it, hehe, and then threw me in a river. I knawed a hole in the sock, and I swam to the surface."
No doubt, everyone watching that scene: 😱
I know perito is a therapy dog but maybe HE needs therapy.
2:37 THIS MADE ME LAUGH TO DEATH I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
*literally*
3:38 got me dying
You literally said Wal-Mart Jiminy Cricket back there, did you?
One of my favorite quotable lines is:
Ethical bug: "I'm your conscience!"
Jack: "I really did overpack..."
1:03
Agreed. DreamWorks Animation has evolved into something cool
4:42 Jack Horner: *MAKE WITH THE BO-*
this movie had me laughing, sobbing, and quaking with fear. it was the sequel we never knew we needed. a ray of hope. a true inspiration. i love this movie so fckin much you have no idea-
It reinvigorated the series and gave us some heavy themes to consider while keeping true to what made the Shrek and puss in boots universe so entertaining. It was the Shrek 2 of the series. Did it bigger, better, and told a damn good story while being a joy
1:28
“The legend, will never di-“
Bell: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.
“end this man’s life” more like it
3:23 Glad to be wearing headphones.
That’s the spirit
*B O U N T Y H U N T E R*
0:50 Puss cut through his own forehead at about the same spot where Lobo does it
OH. That's clever.
IQ 10000000000000000
HOLY SUSHI I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT!!!
OOOOOOOOH ooh oh my god that’s a nice cut they did right when he reached his nose (maybe like the blood going down to his nose?)
7:59 I'M STRAIGHT AND I HAVE COME FOR YOU! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! HJKFHDSLKJF
Nothing scarier to Twitter than a straight person, not even death.
@@scurreith3667 what's with your obsession with Twitter?
1:26 never seen a better cut before
2 perfect cuts
it would have been even funnier with the taco bell sound
but yes i agree
DANG IT I FORGOT THE TACO BELL SOUND-
@@smashboi6451 still pretty funny either way imo
@@smashboi6451 its fine i can imagine it
"𝕀'𝕞 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥"💀💀💀💀
3:37 got me rolling for 24 hours also 9:06 had me dead on the floor
6:37 best line in the movie
I started sobbing when death started whistling the Old Spice theme 💀
0:30
“Who is your favorite, fearless, heeeero-“
*SMACK*
NAH THE „I’m straight“ I‘M DYING 😭😭😭
Video: Would you punch this baby for 500 billion dollars? 🥺
Me: 8:36
Me: 6:39
Me: 1:25
The I'm straight and I've come for you was perfect
9:04 Shrek 5 CONFIRMED????
"And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or in any other fancy way. *I'm straight."*
Lol
Time stamp?
@@S3VRALT1MEZ 7:51
Twitter people: *confused screaming*
The part where puss is getting his vision back and death is whistling the McDonald's theme song
THATS NOT THE MCDONALDS THEME LOL
It's the Old Spice theme...
@@smashboi6451 I am sorry for saying for typing that😞
Dont feel bad I just found it funny
It’s old spice
2:37 we need more edits like this, that is brilliant.
4:20 bro didnt let him cook 💀
Damn that sucks, she should’ve of 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
*LET HIM COOK*
Clearly death is lying about being straight, when he says he came for puss it clearly shows that he doesn't wear socks, therefore clearly making that statement legally gay.
True
@@rose-xu8rw WHY IS THIS FUNNY
Or it could be a jab at the Twitter people begging the question of what’s scarier to them, Death? Or a straight person?
@rose Probably giving those twitter artists ideas
@@rose-xu8rwHELP
Remember, Puss: Old Spice comes for us all.
BYE💀
This makes me hope they take Shrek 5 out of area 51
Puss: _saves the city_
also puss: screw government officials
3:51 for some reason seeing him cry just made me laugh I don't know why. I think I have dark humor help
8:11 OI I’M GONNA BUST YOU UP PLUMB THUMB AND THEM I’M GONNA WEAR YOUR CLOTHES
that was weird
6:26 Perrito is so cute! Look at his face here!
2:02 had me dying 😂😂
Feline in Footware: The Final Granted Desire
4:16 I don't know why that woman has a problem. If my cat could use the toilet and I didn't have to clean a stupid litter box, I'd be happy.
The amount of murders in this movie is impressive
So death was in every single 11 deaths in the film 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
The Sonic “ Uhhh…Meow?” got me GOOD
"Guys its Shrek from Fortnite"
I think that was the best 9 minute EVER.
6:47 This was equally as scary.
my parents: why the hell do you have a 60 in algebra class?! how many assignments did you not turn in??
me: 1:51
Lol
I like death saying 'I'm Straight' it made me laugh so hard. (also it's like, P.O.V someone calls death gay)
It’s funny to me because it felt like it was a jab at the insane residents of Twitter, “what’s more terrifying to them? Death? Or a straight person?”
@@scurreith3667 both
I’m not a Twitter
My favorite movie of 2022 somehow got better.
7:42 this got me
Me too
8:58 okay these notes sound like the Hobbit at the beginning
Someone's professor: "You're supposed to be dead"
Their grandma: "uh...I got better?"
I'm *STRAIGHT*
Great video and the old spice whistle is great
Perrito’s backstory is funny every time
1:24 this could easily be turned into a rickroll hook
When they do an Old spice whistle yk it's serious
The Wolf's whistle caught me so off guard I laughed to the point of tears! LMFAO
I was drinking at this time stamp with my ears close to my speaker & I got scared the shit out of-
2:36
3:23- BOUNTY HUNTER
This video is absolute gold! You should make more video’s like this! ❤
Death: "I'm STRAIGHT"
*shookith*
I've been laughing at this for almost two hours
BUT THIS PART 2:37
I look like a seal 😭😭😭😭
Hasn't anyone noticed that death looks like kermie or is it just me? lol 😂
borzoi
also i've found plenty of fanart of borzoi death so it's definitely not just you man
Lives flashing before his eyes
the old spice sounds a lot better ngl
*I'M STRAIGHT.*
terrifying lol
If you’re a Twitter person 😂
This movie is pure comedy and full of emotions at the same time, like in this video it like just a compilation basically nothing to do it was already funny as hell
"I'm s t r a i g h t . "
-Me
3:30 blood in a kids movie.
Nah bro this is an adult movie now
Do you think it’s intense too
Why doesn't this have more views?
7:57 had me dying on the floor 😂
5:07 I can’t today💀
I hate that I keep laughing with the old spice whistle XD
LMAOOOO LOUD = FUNNY
no, su casa is ME CASA- had me on the floor
THE OLD SPICE WHISTLE HELP ME
This is the best edit
I love how you made it funny 😂😂
THE WHISTLE LOL-
THE WAY PUSS SAID ''Kitty'' AFTER HE OVBIOUSLY SAW THAT SHE WAS MAD AT HIM IM LAUGHING SO HARD
You didn’t include the part of puss says death is chasing him and Horner appears and says “I’ve been called a lot of things, but never death” and it made me sad
9 minutes of pure entertainment
You can actually hear the real death whistle on the 2nd time
Dog:hello my name is Jeff
I'M JEFF, STR9 UPP
6:48 When your Old spice spray effect weres off.........
These second time he did the old spice whistle it made me lose my shit
“ AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!”
“I got *better?*
Deaths whistle was chickfalae haha😂
2:55 right when he whistled the same Song was on in tv😂
Again, I will always find these
H E L P - THE WHISTLE. 😭😭
✨✨JEFF✨✨
I love how Puss in Boots said ‘I got better?’ In the real movie
THE LEGEND WILL NEVER DI-
"BRO HAS EYELINER" 😭🙏
The part 7:58 made me die in laughter lol🤣
Regular people: Fear Death
Twitter people: Fear Straight people.
2:38 😂
5:07
5:20
5:29
6:36
8:40
my 2 fav characters 2:42-7:33