I can imagine if this were an actual videogame (pause, read, play, when you reach the time marks watching XD, click "read more"): . 0:40 "let's see them" . 0:50 "is this a joke?" . 1:50 "it seems too heavy" . 2:43 "but if I want to try other attacks?" . 4:04 "sounds too messy" . 5:25 "I want something I can conceal more easily" . 6:42 "what else do you have?" . 8:01 "perhaps something more deadly..." . 8:37 "do you take me for a fool?" . 9:33 "I want a steel blade" . 11:09 "Not interested" . (Okay, then I'll try it from my other account).
Russians tend to pronounce v's and w's the same way which Skall didn't do. He did pronounce l's like Russian though. In the same time Skall speaks without any melody and uses rolling r's which really make him sound Polish or Western Slavic in general. But, maybe I can't catch the accent because Skall altered his voice. My final verdict would be: "generic Central-Eastern European accent".
Was that laugh improvised or scripted? Well, either way, I have more NPCs for my D&D campaign now! It's going to be hard imitating that accent, though. Great video and good acting. Were you, by any chance, inspired by that mysterious merchant man from Resident Evil 4?
Hence why I asked, whether or not his laughing at the absurdity of his act was part of a scripted joke, or improvised. I mean, it looks improvised, but it could also be the result of just him having a difficult time trying to produce a laugh.
What kind of filthy hand weapons are you even suggesting? Everyone knows that a Wizard of my calibre, would only use an Orb of Plagues, to kill at will from the safety of my librarium!
This is one of the most relaxing sales pitches I've heard. I'm not sure if that says more about me, or about the sales people I encounter. Either way, 10/10, would definitely buy from again.
To me this has been one of the funniest formats i've seen on your channel and i'd love to see more of your ideas played out in a similar fashion. It would be really cool if you could mabye fit in a sequence where you describe your ideas on personality, "playstyle", deeper thought that went into the characterdesign and other characteristics you think would suit the character you present.
Skallagrim If You ever find yourself in Fort Worth TX I’d be happy to buy you a couple of drinks and nerd out about all things blades. Have enjoyed the channels for quite a while now, keep it up👍🏻
Metatron + Skallagrim = RUclips Roleplaying game from one channel to the other, productive and entertaining AF I choose the wooden blade, neat tricks you described there
Ah Skall, I loved your old game blacksmith deconstruction gag, and I love this too. Your acting is so well-done, so humorous, that it's utterly fantastic. You really should consider doing more of this roleplaying! ...I suppose I'm just easily entertained by basic comedy, considering your "my dubious acting skills" bit in the description, but fack it - it's real good.
i spend hours, but i found it, www.amazon.co.uk/Devil-Fashion-Steampunk-Trench-Winter/dp/B07TRVF1T3/ref=sr_1_22?qid=1566339167&refinements=p_89%3ADevil+Fashion&s=clothing&sr=1-22
Nobody will get this, but... It seems the infamous blood mage Vladimir "Babylon" Volkov did not die at the hands of vampire hunters in Paris that day after all. By some mysterious means he still lives, though his plans for world domination have given way to the humble trade of knife salesman, supplying not so reputable Shadowrunners with the highest quality assasin's tools.
Epidexipteryx was a small feathered dinosaur that lived in the Inner Mongolia region of china during the Jurassic period, between about 168 and 152 million years ago. Although it could not fly, it is believed to be closed related to birds. Epidexipteryx was very small for a It's body and tail was in total about 10 inches (25 centimeters) long, but it had four long tail feathers giving it a total length of around 17½ inches (44 centimeters). It probably weighed around 5½ ounces (160 grams). Epidexipteryx's tail feathers, which were most likely used for display purposes, were unusual and not like modern bird feathers - they were not branched into individual filaments like bird feathers, but each one was made of a single sheet. As well its tail feathers, Epidexipteryx also had a covering of body feathers, although it did not have wing feathers
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Skall has wares if you have coin
CARBman95 you and me... We're the only ones around here who aren't complete fools.
Whater ya buyin?
Heard about you and your honeyed words.
This video is the last thing you remember before waking up with rests of moon sugar up your nose and cat hair up your ass
I was an adventurer like you, but then i took an Arrow to the knee...
This isn't fantasy, it's just eastern Europe.
it's just Yevgeny he hangs around the bus stop every day
Yes, Eastern Europe 1000 years ago. Look at statistic. You will be surprised...
@@ondrejh5941 yeah it’s crazy how little it’s changed
welcome to london
Ah yes, when you need to kill a bear with a machine gun strapped to his head
Canadian Assasin - he slites you throat and last thing you hear is "sorry boot that"
12qt WoT *boot
Assassin's Creed: Maple Syrup edition.
"Well what do you expect they're Canadian"
"let me just get that for ya, mate"
*Slashes throat*
"Ooh, sorry 'boot that, eh."
Actually, my fine dealer, I want a weapon that can end my target rightly.
We’re trying to take out one person, not an entire continent.
Why don't you just ask for a nuclear warhead as well?
DAUBENY
*pulls out a bag of pommels*
Full auto belt fed pommel LMG
Or nuclear pommel
"We demand a shrubberry"
No this is Patrick NI!
"You need to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest WITH A HERING"
NI NI NI NI NI
No this is Patrick "It is a good shrubbery!"
Ohh knights who until recently said NI
Jesus, Skallgrim does sound like one of those vendors who sell you weapons and gear if your alignment is evil
Diego Marquez is it bad if he just sounds like a normal vendor to me ?
That spike. Missed opportunity to mention that the weapon is "said" to be cursed.
Saika and shaped for pleasure
oh god yes ffs
Well he did say it was quite popular.
Saika "Let me show you its features"
Brett Skinner one end for business one for pleasure? Lol
Daily Mail: RUclipsr sells weapons to an assassin guild.
*ahem* daily fail...
More like "Popular youtuber advocates terrorism, praising knives ability to cut through police uniforms and ability to bypass airport security"
Inb4 Skallagrim makes an ASMR channel
Olaf Mikli Don't you know? He already has.
Wiped Ceiling for real? What's it called?
Olaf Mikli link!
paploopaploo Just look up Skallagrim ASMR.
Wiped Ceiling omg 😂😂
I do miss the Ye Olde Shoppe but this arms dealer is also very interesting. I do hope that it follows with more videos in different eras.
An interesting way to present his current collection.
I'm hoping for a more noble arms dealer to show up.
Next should be a modern or ancient arms dealer
I don't see a modern arms dealer working very well, I mean wouldn't be illegal for him to own such weapons?
Its not illegal to own rifles or pistols. Could try imitating a southern Texas gun dealer
Love how he lowkey reviews the knives he has for sale hahah
Beautiful username
I can imagine if this were an actual videogame (pause, read, play, when you reach the time marks watching XD, click "read more"):
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0:40 "let's see them"
.
0:50 "is this a joke?"
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1:50 "it seems too heavy"
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2:43 "but if I want to try other attacks?"
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4:04 "sounds too messy"
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5:25 "I want something I can conceal more easily"
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6:42 "what else do you have?"
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8:01 "perhaps something more deadly..."
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8:37 "do you take me for a fool?"
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9:33 "I want a steel blade"
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11:09 "Not interested"
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(Okay, then I'll try it from my other account).
it worked. I don't understand why this comment was n't visible when I posted it with this account.
10/10, will hire you the next time I make a game.
Morgan Freeway
And you make games often?
@@dutchvanderlinde3256 RIP Arthur Morgan
Lol, I'm not sure what kind of accent you were aiming for but it really sounds like Polish accent.
Kamil Szadkowski more like Russian
Shady Geralt of British Columbia.
Kamil Szadkowski
It sounds slavic. As a slav, it is funny to me.
Russians tend to pronounce v's and w's the same way which Skall didn't do. He did pronounce l's like Russian though. In the same time Skall speaks without any melody and uses rolling r's which really make him sound Polish or Western Slavic in general. But, maybe I can't catch the accent because Skall altered his voice. My final verdict would be: "generic Central-Eastern European accent".
I wish i could place the accent he has when SPEAKING NORMALLY
Got some rare things on sale, stranger.
*Ah, I'll buy it at a high price!*
wwuELLCOMEH STRANGEH
Heh, heh, HEH, HEH! Thank you.
Stranger? What you need that pommel for? Going hunting an elephant?
NO' ENOUGH CASH! ...stranger.
Man you just kicked the nerdines of this channel up a notch, not that i'm complaining
He started this kind of thing with a Steampunk style some years ago. ruclips.net/video/wlxU3AJ6UGk/видео.html
OK never mind, that was actually one of the nerdiest thing I have seen in a long time, this is nothing
ASMurdeR? Ok, I'll go with it.
simply love this bloody dark humor, thanks Skall
Wow, nice Brazzers commercial!
Anyone else love his merchant roleplay videos?
Elder Scrolls VI leak???
I'm loving the fact you included Joergs Drama Dagger!
Was that laugh improvised or scripted? Well, either way, I have more NPCs for my D&D campaign now! It's going to be hard imitating that accent, though.
Great video and good acting. Were you, by any chance, inspired by that mysterious merchant man from Resident Evil 4?
cdtlnc no, he's laughing at the absurdity of this bc he's having fun doing this... you could say he *nailed* it
Hence why I asked, whether or not his laughing at the absurdity of his act was part of a scripted joke, or improvised. I mean, it looks improvised, but it could also be the result of just him having a difficult time trying to produce a laugh.
Use this as a sound bite
yes
Oh and i thought he was a slightly crazy medieval arms dealer.
I remember when you stopped making those steampunk "weapon shoppe" vids. This brings me back.
Master Vampire Not gonna lie, those videos got me into ASMR
Yes we need skal as a vendor in an rpg.
These blades looks to be of fine craftsmanship, but have they been reinforced with titanite ? What infusions can I order them with?
I would like one Occult +5 Breakable Knife please
Clearly a regular club is the best in the game. Good for bashing in the skulls of gankers and hosts.
Did I forget the "Great" in front of the club?
What kind of filthy hand weapons are you even suggesting? Everyone knows that a Wizard of my calibre, would only use an Orb of Plagues, to kill at will from the safety of my librarium!
Jon De Oliveira We know, that is why we comission a Pommel of Dispellation, to end the spell rightly.
I perfer my iyrthll striaght sword or my twin paired greatswords
When you pulled that giant flip knife out I laughed my ass off.
Fucking dying
This is one of the most relaxing sales pitches I've heard. I'm not sure if that says more about me, or about the sales people I encounter.
Either way, 10/10, would definitely buy from again.
Skallagrim practicing for selling fencing equipment in the UK...
Absolutely great, please do more like this. Very entertaining
Oooh I have been waiting for one of these since the steampunk weapons shop videos =D
The Canadian Assassin's signature would be a calling card that says "Sorry".
Seems like not enough of your videos were demonetised lately, trying to step it up a notch? I approve!
That was so hypnotic! You should do more of this!
HAIL SITHIS
A maple syrup covered blade would be perfect for a type 2 diabetic.
the canadian assassin they say the only noise he make when taking your life is the softest of whisper " really sorry aboat this"
Alex Black Quite a sticky situation I would guess.
A butter knife to be sure. İndeed.
Where's my oversized dragonbone bow and arrow combo? No assassin can leave home without one.
2:06 "is the blade removable?"
"Why do you ask?"
"...No reason"
that accent ❤💪
The blooper at the end leads me to believe it wasn't even an accent, just audio effects.
Nesano it was an accent but an imitated one
You cannot escape my maple-covered blade!
This has a very strong dark souls vibe and I'm digging the hell out of it.
You wheel... You deal...
The concept of the wooden dagger is the most awesome thing I've seen in my hole life
Listen, I don't care why you want to kill this Strelok guy...
Awesome. Thanks for bringing back this feature of the channel. It's really fun.
Next up: Asmr fantasy weapons dealer haha! Hard to imagine.
I always love these kind of sketches...
quality content. great accent , great acting , enjoyed much
To me this has been one of the funniest formats i've seen on your channel and i'd love to see more of your ideas played out in a similar fashion. It would be really cool if you could mabye fit in a sequence where you describe your ideas on personality, "playstyle", deeper thought that went into the characterdesign and other characteristics you think would suit the character you present.
I love these ones!!!
I'm glad to see you're bringing this back... I honestly and strangely find these entertaining
No way these are back, I am dreaming right? Holy knecht, this is actually real 0.0
I have missed this kind of content from you, Skall! Amusing, witty, and also very informational. Thank you 👌🏻
More of this, please?
I'm really digging this, it's awesome. Almost like ASMR, I find it really calming to listen to this. Please do more!
Skallagrim If You ever find yourself in Fort Worth TX I’d be happy to buy you a couple of drinks and nerd out about all things blades. Have enjoyed the channels for quite a while now, keep it up👍🏻
Kairos Susurri i live in texas
leon melendez that invite is for our friend Skallagrim lol.
Metatron + Skallagrim = RUclips Roleplaying game from one channel to the other, productive and entertaining AF
I choose the wooden blade, neat tricks you described there
Who doesn't want to buy his tools of murder from skall ? or dracula ? Skallula ?
Conan Stark dracuskall? Grimmula?
Skallula. Son of Skallul of Wallachia.
From the dreadful land of Cansylvania
Well he did marry into that culture ...
This arms dealer seems like a fairly straight shooter. Also a sharp dresser with a sense of humor. 10/10 Would buy deadly weapons from again.
He's going to tell you to open the chest and keep the target alive
Man i hate that Vorici quest.
These are just the type of videos that scratch a very particular itch in my entertainment demands, very good skall, as always, great work! ❤
haha so nerdy its great...........now FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
This, my friends is one of the most entertaining videos I have ever watched. Skall you really have to continue the fantasy role play series.
Very nicely done. Very nice indeed.
I'm talking about your outfit. Where did you get that outfit??? I WANT THAT OUTFIT!!!!
As do I
BIOforge Studios Its a hoodie with a leather jacket over the top with fingerless gloves.
Ah Skall, I loved your old game blacksmith deconstruction gag, and I love this too.
Your acting is so well-done, so humorous, that it's utterly fantastic. You really should consider doing more of this roleplaying!
...I suppose I'm just easily entertained by basic comedy, considering your "my dubious acting skills" bit in the description, but fack it - it's real good.
I'll take 443 wooden daggers plz. This is gonna be a fun run. :D
Oh, and one Jorg Sprave special for when things get hairy.
Many thanks for including the oversized folding knife.
Nice costume, where do you get them?
i spend hours, but i found it, www.amazon.co.uk/Devil-Fashion-Steampunk-Trench-Winter/dp/B07TRVF1T3/ref=sr_1_22?qid=1566339167&refinements=p_89%3ADevil+Fashion&s=clothing&sr=1-22
I always love these. The Ye olde blade shop videos is how I found your channel in the first place, god knows how many years ago :D
Khajiit has wares if you have coin
I actually really liked this character. Looking forward to seeing more.
Heh, heh, heh! Thank you!
OMG thank you so much Skall. I missed your RPG videos. Well done.
I love the facto that youre roleplaying again but i must say youre not the most convincing shady guy
Still entertaining though!
Love your roleplaying videos skall, awesome quality as always, keep up the good work
I might watch this video a few hundred more times just because of that accent
has a nice asmr quality to it.
I like these weapons dealer RP videos.
You've officially inspired a character in my book series 😂❤ Love it!
can the wooden dagger kill a vampire?
The wooden dagger...that you can break to let the blade in the victim... Genius !!
Nobody will get this, but...
It seems the infamous blood mage Vladimir "Babylon" Volkov did not die at the hands of vampire hunters in Paris that day after all. By some mysterious means he still lives, though his plans for world domination have given way to the humble trade of knife salesman, supplying not so reputable Shadowrunners with the highest quality assasin's tools.
Meneltir ...you play Shadowrun!?
I remember Shadowrun for Sega Mega Drive. Great game.
DeVon Richardson Haven't had a chance to yet.
I love it when Skall does ASMR.
Skallagrim promoting illegal weapons' trade.. Unsuitable for advertising! xD
Wow, Skall, I must say: You play the role of shady weapons dealer quite well, especially that sense of humor was a nice touch :)
Linguine
I love these videos when you get all into it
Epidexipteryx was a small feathered dinosaur that lived in the Inner Mongolia region of china during the Jurassic period, between about 168 and 152 million years ago. Although it could not fly, it is believed to be closed related to birds.
Epidexipteryx was very small for a It's body and tail was in total about 10 inches (25 centimeters) long, but it had four long tail feathers giving it a total length of around 17½ inches (44 centimeters). It probably weighed around 5½ ounces (160 grams).
Epidexipteryx's tail feathers, which were most likely used for display purposes, were unusual and not like modern bird feathers - they were not branched into individual filaments like bird feathers, but each one was made of a single sheet. As well its tail feathers, Epidexipteryx also had a covering of body feathers, although it did not have wing feathers
Hazmat Zombie thanks for the info I guess?
Is this a new version of that bee movie thing?
It's weird that I like these videos as much as I do. Plz more !
Ive always enjoyed the fantasy weapon trader series. wouldnt mind seeing more of this assassin.
These videos are awesome
I always enjoy the roleplay videos Skall does
Haha another great addition to the series. Love these videos!
Metal is ALWAYS an option! 🤘🤘
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This dealer seems so trustworthy that I’ll go to him next time I want to wage a war against the petty lord across the hill.
“Maple Covered Blade” is now my favorite quote and the name of the new Frozen Bananas album
I really want to cosplay as that character. Great way of getting us to learn about the different purpose of weapons.
That building on the left seems very impressed.
This style of video is always enjoyable Please do more like this in the future
Happy these videos are back, well done