Alex Jones Wants You To Know He’s Sorry For His Outbursts | Alex Jones Master Class Part 2

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2017
  • Welcome to the second installment of our Alex Jones master class. Today, we show you Alex Jones' superhuman self-control.
    For anyone unfamiliar with the radio personality and Infowars founder, Jones has claimed that 9/11 and the Sandy Hook massacre were inside jobs, Obama wore a secret Muslim ring, and juice boxes turn children gay. He also happens to have the ear of the President of the United States of America.
    In this series, however, we will not be examining any of Jones’s political beliefs, rather we are going to look at the gravelly-voiced Texan’s other most notable quality: his flair for theatrical presentation.
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Комментарии • 689

  • @VICENews
    @VICENews  6 лет назад +74

    Catch up on every episode here:
    Part 1 - bit.ly/2zFzF0F
    Part 2- bit.ly/2AnQHle
    Part 3 - bit.ly/2nlhs7b
    Part 4 - bit.ly/2zUUCsU

    • @xivok
      @xivok 6 лет назад +18

      When's your video about the 3 Vice employees fired yesterday for sexual harassment?

    • @nicksurfas3505
      @nicksurfas3505 6 лет назад +2

      i miss the old VICE

    • @Thecupboardsareempty
      @Thecupboardsareempty 6 лет назад +1

      lmao what is going on vice????

    • @fan1701
      @fan1701 4 года назад +9

      You should show more alex jones like this. It improves your content 1000%. Alex is way better than any of that normal garbage you post.

    • @mattlich88
      @mattlich88 4 года назад +2

      This only makes me like aj even more! Thanks vice!

  • @xivok
    @xivok 6 лет назад +680

    When's your video about the 3 Vice employees fired yesterday for sexual harassment?

    • @lostinpa-dadenduro7555
      @lostinpa-dadenduro7555 4 года назад +21

      Crickets.

    • @SunfishFan68
      @SunfishFan68 4 года назад +11

      LostInPA WERE NOT GONNA HAVE PEPSI WITH BABY FLAVOURING IN

    • @Silver-Freddy
      @Silver-Freddy 4 года назад +3

      Uh oh! no more adrenochrome for the billionaires 😢

    • @jansenhebert1508
      @jansenhebert1508 3 года назад +2

      Awe somebody sensitive

    • @mbnsw
      @mbnsw 2 года назад +1

      @@SunfishFan68 *sigh*… excuse me. 🤣

  • @stonedprophet2463
    @stonedprophet2463 5 лет назад +738

    The man, the meme, the legend.

  • @masamune28954
    @masamune28954 3 года назад +663

    Imagine thinking this makes him unlikable lol

    • @philippsch19
      @philippsch19 2 года назад +4

      😂😂

    • @dreaming_cthulhu
      @dreaming_cthulhu 2 года назад +18

      You mean imagine being a normal person?

    • @livewellwitheds6885
      @livewellwitheds6885 2 года назад +8

      nah his harmful conspiracies do

    • @barneyclifton6402
      @barneyclifton6402 2 года назад +18

      What harmful conspiracy is he involved with?

    • @happymolecule8894
      @happymolecule8894 2 года назад +13

      @@dreaming_cthulhu You're a loser. This video makes him look extremely likeable and funny

  • @Tripp393
    @Tripp393 6 лет назад +576

    He's a gentleman and a scholar.

    • @aegiseurobeat4559
      @aegiseurobeat4559 3 года назад +31

      He's a pioneer. He's an explorer. He's a human, and he's *CUMMIN'*

    • @KronoriumKid2210
      @KronoriumKid2210 2 года назад +8

      He’s “a fake and a fraud!”
      🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️

    • @chayneschaetzle9307
      @chayneschaetzle9307 2 года назад +15

      @@KronoriumKid2210 he’s far more real than any journalist or media personality…why do you thinks he’s been banned from everything?

    • @paulflint6254
      @paulflint6254 9 месяцев назад

      he's controlled opposition. @@chayneschaetzle9307

    • @Mohamedetp
      @Mohamedetp 7 месяцев назад +2

      The office?

  • @SpookyApparition
    @SpookyApparition 2 года назад +224

    "there's an attack on the species by a guild of psychopaths and they must be defeated." in 2021 I completely believe this

    • @joshuastancil3241
      @joshuastancil3241 Год назад +10

      For some inexplicable reason, his use of the word “guild” makes me laugh every time I watch this.
      But he’s right, of course.

    • @HingleMcCringleberryPSU
      @HingleMcCringleberryPSU Год назад +2

      @@joshuastancil3241 He's right like a broken clock is right twice a day. He's a salesman that sells overpriced water filters and sugar pills, and the screeching compilation is from his advertisements

    • @yellowdawg3179
      @yellowdawg3179 11 месяцев назад +1

      Sounds like dialogue in a fucking halo game or sm

    • @kkandola9072
      @kkandola9072 3 месяца назад

      @@HingleMcCringleberryPSUso what he sells products? How does that make it a scam?

  • @icecreamjunkie6790
    @icecreamjunkie6790 3 года назад +113

    I cracked up every time he paused and said “scuse me”

  • @LabRat10101
    @LabRat10101 6 лет назад +720

    Alex Jones is but a humble waterfilter merchant.

    • @iby914
      @iby914 6 лет назад +16

      /Performance artist.

    • @mikerphone.
      @mikerphone. 6 лет назад +4

      Lmfao, comment gold.

    • @Tearakan
      @Tearakan 6 лет назад +12

      You forgot his super pills, that make you go from white to red.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 6 лет назад +7

      He also sells doomsday buckets made in some American dudes garage.. he vac seals corn and the lowest grade dark meat and gravy, put that into buckets, and sells it for 10 dollars a pound, lmao. And the sheepish A Jones cult followers buy it thinking they are smarter than others who dont have doomsday bunkers with tinfoil prepared hats for the incoming electronic internet illuminati aliens taking over. These people actually believe stuff like that, lmao, so dumb

    • @narudis
      @narudis 6 лет назад +1

      I get all my soy from Brain Force Plus.

  • @patrickzhu9121
    @patrickzhu9121 5 лет назад +415

    This is without a doubt some of the best content to come out of vice

    • @elnyoutube123
      @elnyoutube123 3 года назад +23

      And it's not even Vice content 😂

    • @westonparadigm7649
      @westonparadigm7649 2 года назад +2

      THE ONLY! lol

    • @csuki
      @csuki 2 года назад +3

      Their old north korea doc is sick though

    • @sekarmaltum1695
      @sekarmaltum1695 Год назад

      outch -thats says a lot about vice themselves D:

  • @kitkatkay_8059
    @kitkatkay_8059 6 лет назад +788

    He’s like a real life Eric Cartman

  • @reaver5
    @reaver5 2 года назад +244

    Hes a meme legend, and more of a household name then Vice will ever be

    • @taffy2979
      @taffy2979 Год назад +9

      Atleast vice isn't stomping on the dead kid's graves to sell Viagra

    • @thatgenericdixienormouspic8424
      @thatgenericdixienormouspic8424 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@taffy2979Since when do you folk care about children? When it’s convenient?

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine 4 месяца назад

      @@thatgenericdixienormouspic8424I don’t care about children, but I also don’t think it’s funny to put their parents through hell when they lose their children to hawk vitamins and undermine the country’s sanity.

    • @ironcrosscarries
      @ironcrosscarries 3 месяца назад

      @@taffy2979 Have you ever been incorrect before? The man admitted his mistake.

  • @trashboat8204
    @trashboat8204 3 года назад +28

    0:25 when the weed man doesn't respond to my text

    • @lNeml
      @lNeml 3 года назад +1

      5 seconds into withdrawal 0:31

  • @Barry-yx8qx
    @Barry-yx8qx 5 лет назад +76

    I like this crazy individual.

  • @Dr_Sweendog
    @Dr_Sweendog 6 лет назад +198

    Where's your video about the three male feminist vice employees fired for sexual assault?

    • @cowsmilkification
      @cowsmilkification 6 лет назад +40

      C S that would be actual news, they don’t do that

    • @DTheCritical
      @DTheCritical 3 года назад

      Do you mean something at least severe or boobs and/or ass groping?

    • @SkyWalkerBeats
      @SkyWalkerBeats 3 года назад +2

      Wait... what happened?? Lol

  • @charlesrast4235
    @charlesrast4235 3 года назад +87

    Finally. A reason to watch VICE

  • @romanmontesdeocarmdo
    @romanmontesdeocarmdo 6 лет назад +41

    0:45 "YOU THINK I'M A COWARD LIKE YOU?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!"

  • @jammwill
    @jammwill 5 лет назад +41

    this is one of the funniest videos on youtube

  • @hanscrow2056
    @hanscrow2056 Год назад +18

    It’s like his screams are uncontrollable like a sneeze, then he apologizes 😂

    • @30acrefarm
      @30acrefarm Месяц назад

      It’s like he has Tourette’s but for insults and screaming 😂 I still love the guy, and I like listening to his podcasts now that he’s older and he’s calmer now

  • @JakeHunter2010
    @JakeHunter2010 6 лет назад +450

    Alex Jones is GOD's gift to humanity... Excuse me lmao.

    • @aegiseurobeat4559
      @aegiseurobeat4559 5 лет назад +7

      Jake Hunter and anyone who thinks different is a GODDAMN GLOBALIST INTERDIMENSIONAL DEMON OR SOMETHING!!! WE'RE GONNA GET YOU GLOBALISTS, GAY FROGS AND EVERYTHING!!!....... anyways excuse me ladies and gentlemen xD

    • @officialbeawulf863
      @officialbeawulf863 4 года назад

      Now that was funny

  • @Immaculately.vibing
    @Immaculately.vibing 2 года назад +26

    This is the best thing Vice has put out in a while tbh...

  • @GrumpyoldPlumber
    @GrumpyoldPlumber 6 лет назад +272

    I love Alex jones, thanks for featuring him.

  • @Koolaidsucks
    @Koolaidsucks 5 месяцев назад +3

    “I’m sorry I don’t do it again.”
    Does it again lmao

  • @Rearmostbean
    @Rearmostbean 6 лет назад +20

    I think I am responsible for half of the views on this video

  • @icingondacake469
    @icingondacake469 4 года назад +93

    He's talking about serious stuff! A natural human response to get fired up...

    • @otakumangastudios3617
      @otakumangastudios3617 3 года назад

      To be talking on an information show? I don't know, it's a bit hard to follow someone who's yelling at me 😆

    • @ringosfruitreview3376
      @ringosfruitreview3376 3 года назад +5

      Baby flavored Pepsi, very serious issue

    • @DEEPSTATE000
      @DEEPSTATE000 3 года назад +3

      @@ringosfruitreview3376 He's talking about fetal tissue matter being in Pepsi. You can mock it all you want there is nothing wrong with talking about it whatever your opinion on it might be.

    • @ringosfruitreview3376
      @ringosfruitreview3376 3 года назад +1

      @@DEEPSTATE000 fetal matter is not in Pepsi, however large flavoring manufacturers use human taste receptors to alter tastes of flavoring, there are no actual human cells in Pepsi.

    • @mbnsw
      @mbnsw 2 года назад

      He spoke about aspartame in Pepsi max once, I told my father who used to drink buckets of the sh!t and immediately started to lose all the weight he was drinking it for! 🤣

  • @vickerandflips8061
    @vickerandflips8061 3 года назад +12

    The "wipe my ass" joke was pretty good!

  • @matthewbunch5192
    @matthewbunch5192 5 лет назад +41

    this video is a national treasure, I enjoy it every single time

  • @htheguy3584
    @htheguy3584 6 лет назад +60

    I can't tell if the dislikes are from people who hate him or from those triggered that he's not being taken seriously. Either way, thanks!

    • @mikejohnson3338
      @mikejohnson3338 5 месяцев назад

      5 years later...
      your comment made me laugh Hguy.
      Thank you ❤️

    • @mikejohnson3338
      @mikejohnson3338 5 месяцев назад

      underrated comment from Hguy 👆

  • @gabrielggripp
    @gabrielggripp 6 лет назад +50

    This man is a national treasure

  • @benireges
    @benireges Год назад +5

    The funniest video ive ever seen i cant stop laughing

  • @Kafkaesque3
    @Kafkaesque3 3 года назад +9

    0:42 "That was wrong & won't do it again"
    "YOU THINK I'M A COWARD LIKE YOU!?!?!"

  • @rob4n12
    @rob4n12 3 года назад +20

    I love Alex Jones🤠 whenever I need a pick me up I watch this.

  • @paulastartes5638
    @paulastartes5638 4 года назад +36

    He's a national treasure.

  • @antrant7533
    @antrant7533 3 года назад +6

    "We have a family audience"

  • @XFanmarX
    @XFanmarX Год назад +16

    No matter what your opinion of him or his views are; you gotta admit he's damn friggin' entertaining.

  • @afflatus444
    @afflatus444 11 месяцев назад +4

    😂 I love Alex Jones!

  • @GenXstacker
    @GenXstacker 5 лет назад +10

    Reminds me of a construction worker who would always cuss like a sailor then say, "Pardon my French."

  • @ExiledByForce1
    @ExiledByForce1 3 года назад +11

    It's funny the most entertaining thing I've seen on Vice is Alex Jones

  • @superdannny
    @superdannny 2 года назад +3

    *“YOU THINK I’M A COWARD LIKE YOU!!????”* ….. i’m sorry LMAOOO

  • @TimLukeAnderson
    @TimLukeAnderson 2 года назад +3

    I come watch this about twice a year with friends

  • @temu_codes.
    @temu_codes. 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Now hit me in the face and see what happens punk!" 💀

  • @ImBrockatron
    @ImBrockatron 2 года назад +3

    i hope they realize this is just therapeutic for the majority of us.

  • @thehalberdier4774
    @thehalberdier4774 6 лет назад +122

    Alex Jones, the man, the meme, the legend!

  • @Doodlecream
    @Doodlecream 4 года назад +10

    Get me a polite man like that 😍

  • @JLMtime
    @JLMtime 6 лет назад +62

    I love this guy I appreciate VICE keeps pointing out all of his best moments

  • @Padraic-uq3sh
    @Padraic-uq3sh 6 лет назад +12

    Thanks Vice, this is some delightful morning entertainment

  • @Xarkom89
    @Xarkom89 2 года назад +5

    If I ever make a video game, this man is 1000% doing some voice work.

  • @TodaySatan
    @TodaySatan Год назад +4

    InfoWars is and has been for the last 20+ years, the new, improved and updated WWF!!

  • @chockfreeman3046
    @chockfreeman3046 2 года назад +2

    Hilarious af, excuse me

  • @thabozzofficial
    @thabozzofficial 3 года назад +2

    WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE PEPSI WITH BABY FLAVORING IN IT!!! I MEAN WHAT THE HELL HAVE WE BECOME!!!?
    Out of context that line is even funnier; almost like he WANTS the baby flavouring in his Pepsi! 😂😂😂

  • @dustin3883
    @dustin3883 2 года назад +8

    Dude is a national treasure 😅

  • @franklogrim8510
    @franklogrim8510 Год назад +4

    The absolute unit of truth!

  • @CrityCrit
    @CrityCrit 3 года назад +8

    I love him he’s a meme machine

  • @andrewpike2398
    @andrewpike2398 5 лет назад +7

    "I'm sorry excuse me"

  • @patricksimpson1173
    @patricksimpson1173 6 месяцев назад +1

    “Im sorry” “excuse me”

  • @SliceOfLife100
    @SliceOfLife100 2 года назад +1

    "YOU THINK I'M A COWARD LIKE YOU?!?!?!" 😠😠😡🤬 "I'm sorry" 😂😆

  • @30acrefarm
    @30acrefarm Месяц назад +1

    0:32 💀 Pepsi with baby flavouring! WTF 🤣🤣

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 6 лет назад +2

    Whenever he stops to apologize I can’t help but laugh......hahahahaha

  • @iadoredavey
    @iadoredavey 2 года назад +3

    This is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen

  • @SpartanLaw3
    @SpartanLaw3 2 года назад +2

    Comedy Gold his timing is unpeccable

  • @Mattiedamacdaddy
    @Mattiedamacdaddy Год назад +4

    Alex Jones is, hands down, the funniest man in media

  • @Justin-hh4cz
    @Justin-hh4cz 6 лет назад +6

    Pepsi with 🅱️aby flavor

  • @rontropics26
    @rontropics26 6 лет назад +4

    If you knew what he knew, you'd also get that worked up.

  • @ryanklamot
    @ryanklamot 2 года назад +2

    Jones should run for President in 2024!

  • @k.shaffer1984
    @k.shaffer1984 Год назад +1

    The apology makes me laugh every time 🤣

  • @kidwithaviolin
    @kidwithaviolin 6 лет назад +6

    Alex keeps it real.

  • @mileycaldwell2313
    @mileycaldwell2313 3 года назад +55

    Alex Still does better journalism then most people cause he says things people are to scared to say!

    • @prateek2645
      @prateek2645 2 года назад +1

      Really 🤡🤡🤡

    • @Don-mp6pq
      @Don-mp6pq 2 года назад +2

      @@prateek2645 yes

    • @prateek2645
      @prateek2645 2 года назад

      @@Don-mp6pq 🤯😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯

    • @qq4202
      @qq4202 Год назад

      Do you still stand by this statement In context of Alex Jones getting destroyed in the Sandy Hook trails this week?
      The "things people are too scared to say" were blatant lies that are now costing him over 40 million.

    • @normanorman
      @normanorman 7 месяцев назад

      Because most people have dignity and would be ashamed to act like this.

  • @Likexner
    @Likexner 2 года назад +3

    Oh man, i needed to laugh. Alex is hilarious when hes angry.

  • @kylenope2256
    @kylenope2256 4 года назад +18

    Love Alex, looking forward to his return. Is Vice still in business?

  • @Liphted
    @Liphted 3 года назад +6

    God bless this man.

  • @bracaarboristi
    @bracaarboristi 5 лет назад +2

    Very educational, thank you Vice!...

  • @otavio8566
    @otavio8566 6 лет назад +1

    the audio quality is quite goodm i using headsets and the bass is so good, almost like it is some sort of asmr

  • @THE-EPISODE
    @THE-EPISODE 8 месяцев назад

    I want a t-shirt with him on there saying "excuse me"

  • @lancertreepuffer
    @lancertreepuffer 4 месяца назад +2

    Only 4 seconds in and i already agree with Alex

  • @sherazuki
    @sherazuki 4 года назад +2

    ALEX JONES REACTIONS ARE COMPLETELY RATIONAL RESPONSES TO THE STATE OF THE WORLD

  • @yazkaz
    @yazkaz 6 лет назад

    Thoroughly enjoying this series

  • @tiberiuscarey2043
    @tiberiuscarey2043 2 года назад +1

    He's more intense than taking a spoonful of Tang without water.

  • @skyepeters1916
    @skyepeters1916 6 лет назад +12

    so now vice is obsessed with alex jones too

  • @215alowe
    @215alowe 8 месяцев назад

    This is why Alex is GOATED

  • @HammerOfJustice124
    @HammerOfJustice124 Год назад +1

    The only funnier thing than this with AJ is when he jumped on the Mark Dice bandwagon and started talking like Brian Stelter.

  • @heinrichkotze7165
    @heinrichkotze7165 3 года назад +3

    You have got to love this man

  • @googleuser3361
    @googleuser3361 6 лет назад +20

    Now,Vice do a compilation like this with "The young turks"

    • @mloffel5027
      @mloffel5027 6 лет назад +3

      scars joker OF COURSE!!

    • @zackosborn1731
      @zackosborn1731 5 лет назад +1

      It wouldn't be even a fraction of the entertainment value as this, though it would be a successful smear montage, unlike this one that back-fired and makes Alex Jones look entertaining af.

  • @RawShogun
    @RawShogun 6 лет назад +2

    Alex Jones > Vice

  • @darrylweathers7361
    @darrylweathers7361 4 года назад +2

    Probably the best content you ever made and you had to steal it. Greatest American that has ever lived.

  • @DeanClean
    @DeanClean 3 года назад +3

    This is literally me when I play videogames

  • @marleymarl899
    @marleymarl899 6 лет назад +1

    Hilarious! Someone said he's like Cartman in real life! It's true! I can't stop laughing now!

  • @dominiccrocker4229
    @dominiccrocker4229 2 месяца назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Pepsi With Baby Flavoring?!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @necrogore5049
    @necrogore5049 3 года назад +2

    What is ironic about Vice news posting this is, that they think they're are doing him a disservice by this upload when they're in fact promoting him.

    • @necrogore5049
      @necrogore5049 3 года назад +2

      @RED PILL PORTAL It's pretty much happening on a global scale. I live in Denmark and even here it's starting to become painfully obvious that we are dealing with a global elite who is conspiracing.

  • @skoville7700
    @skoville7700 3 месяца назад +1

    Alex Jones is not perfect but is way more based and honest than all of Vice staff combined 😂

  • @blackratinn
    @blackratinn Месяц назад

    Pepsi with baby flavoring 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vanessaholloway9748
    @vanessaholloway9748 3 года назад +13

    Boy we're feelin you now, Alex. Thanks for being real.

  • @elliottbestt3238
    @elliottbestt3238 2 года назад

    “We’re not gonna have Pepsi with baby flavoring in it!!!!! I mean what the hell have we become?!”

  • @kodaspaws
    @kodaspaws 6 лет назад

    I love the idea of an Alex Jones Masterclass advertisement......please make one.

  • @PikeandShotEra
    @PikeandShotEra 2 года назад +1

    finally some vice content i dont cringe to i can get behind me some alex jones

  • @josephstalin1583
    @josephstalin1583 5 месяцев назад +2

    They should put him on the gtaVI radio.

  • @jrmizzgaminglounge
    @jrmizzgaminglounge Год назад

    The way the first two clips transitioned over to each other.

  • @voltron736
    @voltron736 4 года назад +2

    when you know too much but no one listens

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 4 года назад +1

      When the elite make the truth sound like fantasy.

  • @Yamstan
    @Yamstan Год назад +1

    This man is the personification of the Warhammer 40k universe

  • @HeroQuestFans
    @HeroQuestFans 3 года назад +1

    I accept your apology, Alex.

  • @joebazooks
    @joebazooks 6 лет назад

    these are magnificent

  • @MrMaxenen11
    @MrMaxenen11 5 лет назад +4

    0:31 lol