THE CLOSURE DNA VINTAGE SHOW: (NDOZVITAURA ZVESE)
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- Опубликовано: 6 дек 2023
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After l watched the Tindo episode l have learnt to hold my thoughts until after the results and damn these ladies keep proving me right
😂😂😂😂
Tindo akatifundisa zvizhinji
Which episode is that...the short lady?
@@nsifiso452eheer
😂😂Tindo finished my strong
Tete vaAlleged father for me. “Ma results asati abuda manga muine zvekutaura, now abuda maakuzvishaya seyi? Taurai”
Mhoti nenyadzi unopererwa nezvekutaura😂😂😂
She looked innocent throughout the interview..Wazviputsira imba yake wega shamwari nekusadzikama kunorara nemukomana webasa hona pazvakusvitsa
Ini maDNA akandi dzidzisa kut dont judge nezvnobva mumuromo memunhu mirira maresults, vanhu vanoku shockr ukashokeka
Lucky you brother! Men are hardly believed when they tell their experiences. Asi VaMugabe mwari ave nemi, shuwa kunyarara kudaro munhu achikunyeperayi zvenyu😀
True
If by some lucky the child was his ,tese takuti akunyeba,yet munhu anenge akahura hake,even if mwana ari webaba ava
Its painful toiling for someone who is bitching around. The whole family has been humbled
"After God, fear women 🙌....."
Haàaaa nkadzi uyu so ka. Aifunga kuti amugabe vane michina isingashandi. Haana kuziva kuti aaaah aTinashe vakauya kuzorongedza nyika😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and vakauya zvachose
Muroora was humbled by the results 😂abva ati tonho dzungu rese hwaa
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 shuwa mkoma
kuti hwaaaa kupera😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂kutonhodzwa kwa Chauruka
😂😂😂
Kkkkkk mandisetsa @@josephinemarejojoe2679
It's the matching outfits for me Tinashe and the quiet laddy
Kkkkk
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I was busy blaming this guy throughout the interview, i honestly thought he was making up stories just to get rid of the woman. I am totally shocked, how it came down to 0% with the lady showing such confidence is astonishing.
Me too was blaming the guy
Me too my apologies
Ummmm, ha ha ko chiiko vkadzi mazuvaano? Ini pokutanga mrume achitaura ndazvibvuma chose mrume had all the confidence and truth mkutaura kwake but vazounzwa pamwe chete , ndchiona dofokadzi achitaura ndabva ndachinja ndikaona kunge mrume akunzvenganzvega , pazobuda result , ndafenda😔...vkadzi zvivindi zvekuvhurira mumwe mrume drez uchripaneumwe chii chaizvo? Haaaaa ndanyara seni mfunge ,, haa panyaya dzekuvimbika vkadzi ummmmm hamuchareveregwi seimbwa haaaa why asi? Ndanyara hei🤭
Thats a problem, according to explanation of the guy it's clear kuti mkadzi aisanganisa despite the results. Kunyange results rabuda rechiti mwana ndewemurume uyu asi chipfambi chakaitwa.
The way I was trusting this lady kaa😂😂😂 kudenga hatisikuenda
🙈🙈🙈🙈
Kwakazara kudenga
😂😂😂
😂😂😂kana ini wena yoh don't ever trust any words coming from someone without proof.
Haaa kure zvedii hmmm
I love kakupusa kanoita madzimai after zvanzi 0% kungwarangwanduka kwese kunobva kwapera😂😂😂
Paita wezhira apa. Kungwarangwanduka hakuzikamwe nanawasu
😂😂😂
Tinashe kunyengetedza hanzi baba vemwana ndiani kkk
Mhamha ngatibatsiranei
Sure iyoyo
Anhuwoye kkkkkkk
The guy is so articulate. This level of sobriety is something else
From the onset I could tell the guy was telling the truth, body language of the lady gave her away.
Me lam a women but l was believed in guy
@@samkelisonkube2110true. I didn’t believe the guy at 1st but once she came on the scene body language yataura.
This woman had us all fooled. 😂😂😂
guilt as charged. dai dziri njuga ndaiita loss nhasi
me too she showed confidence throughout. ndatsamwa mhani
Kana neni ndaiita loss chaiyo big big
Hha loss 😂😂😂😂 big vel yoh
Kkkk ndanga ndichimu supporter
Tinashe long live
Tiri kuchengeteswa vana vasiri vedu nema 2k aya
Ndafarira hangu hunhu hwefamily yemurume uyo aiwa vakadzikama chaizvo tete avo vakanaka vakadzikama even murume matauriro ake very composed
Ehe,mukadzi ndiye waakashaya
This guy is a gentleman.i salute him.wish for him to found a good lady. Where is that smile from the lady b4 the results😅😅😅😅😅😅
Vakadzi vanobvuma kutota zvavo But confidence dzacho ma1 pasina DNA murume anosara mudare uyo
Akazonyanya kupfawa kwake muchinda kķkkkkkkkk
Aitosara chokwadi. DNA chikoti inopedzera zvese
😂😂😅
I feel pity for this guy he's soft he deserve a good wife
picture quality is perfect. Ur looking smart Mr DNA
Unenge wati ndapona kubuda patv chobva chaunzwa years later chichinzi vintage show 😅😅
The face of the mother from smiling to frowning 😂😂😂is out of this world mukuru ngaaongororwe
I like the eloquence in the alleged father. He will make a great preacher. Apa he had his facts put in place. Ava amai has lost a good man nekuda kupiwa $2 nemukomana webasa. Shuwa vazvinyadzisa. It will be good to have DNA with the first child as well.
Tinashe akatumwa na mwari I salute the annointing may he have divine protection
Amen haunyepe
Wow I was fooled for a while wow unbelievable results considering my sister was believable...bamunini ndatombovashora for a while yhooooo haike🙆🏽😳
You can say that again unbelievable 😢😢😢
Her smile vanished the minute she heard ‘0%’
Awesome content Mr Mugabe,pataurwa ma opposite apo can't wait for the END😂
To think I actually believed this lady and I was on side abva aita kupusa 😂😂
You'll like that supporting nonsense just because she's a woman
😂😂😂😂😂 maihwe……ndanzwa kupera simba
even me, I was even thinking this guy is a narcissist🙊🙊
😂😂😂me too ufunge ndapera power
Me too lol, actually thot the guy anoshusha and making up stories.
1 man band ,bold and straight man
I thought the lady was telling the truth. My gender can lie with a straight face 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I really thought she was being truthful. I really thought he just wanted to get rid of her 😭 I'm shook
Tese. 😂😂
Me too
I was so sure the father was making up stories to get rid of the wife. Lady was believable. Damn! I was deceived. Mwana ndewaBlaz vanoshanda kumusha.
Women are good story tellers
Zvakaoma wena airowerwa Bota pamba kkķkkkk
Bota raitorohwa nemufudzi wemombe wepamba pavo, imagine. At times these ladies drag themselves to unimaginable lows hey.
Amainini imi ndoda kukurovai ndikakuonai , i've never been fooled like this on Bota shows. Nxaa to think that i actually believed her. Ndatsamwa nazvo. I am happy for you my brother mkadzi akadai ariDagerous nekuti anogona kuisa straight face apa achinyepa.
😂😢😂😢
😂😂😂😂
Mahure emudzimba ane mukanwa munekasimba kekuti ukapusa unofa usingazivi chokwadi thaxxx dna Tinashe
The guy was so confident,weldone boy ,so humble
Asi tinashe Vanhu unovaudza kty vati DN here. 😂😂😂😂 Coz almost everyone anoti DN
Ameno kut why 😂😂😂
Kkkkk
It's in our DNA mazimbo kuti titi DN takazvarwa takadaro😂
Vanenge vari focused nezvavafambira kkkk so avazvicherechidzi coz of curiosity of results😂
Intresting and toching stories yooo hurai henyu asi musahura vana kunge kamukono ketsambarapfuta
The confidence of the mother, her probing questions and her smile deceived me. I was wrong to conclude that the alleged father was lying.
You are quick to jump the gun, why?
Even Tinashe at some point he he had to say baba mukunyeba.
It's the confidence dzemunhu anenge abva kunana madzibaba, wonzi ukageza nemuteuro ma results anobva aita bhoo.😂😂😂😂😂. She just knew she had fooled the computers.
Zibhoshu iro, rinongozhinya richibayisa
Ummm mukadzi uyu wapusa sure after DNA result
I love the humbleness yatete hanzvadzi yababa
She smiled wen she heard 0percent thank you for using Shona u make life easier 😅
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kkk
The bombastic side eye from tete soo kaaa😅😅😅
Hanzi unosvika pane creche 😂😂🔥🔥
Pa 10 years obvious creche ainga shaikwe.... Am not holy but I will prevent & try play my cards nicely. 😅
She had all of us fooled
Speak for yourself
May God continue to protect and give health lam so much marveled
I didn't know why trust this man so much ,he is so mature and straight forward and too handsome 😂 mapudzi anowira kusina hari sure ,l feel pity for the lady to loose such a much .
Ukumuda here tidzifambire nyaya dzacho 😎
Mai iyi ndiyo yataifundiswa kunzi imbwa nyoro ndidzo tsengi dzamatohwe😂 ha ndanga ndichitot mfana uyu arubhaizira bhebhi izvo bhebhi ritori Delilah pro max
Kkkkkk ndidzo tsenge dzematohwe here😅😅😅😅😅
He must test the first child also
Test the 1st huye hiv zvekare
Yes
"chiwonayi manje zva ava... Ava, vasvava"😂😂😂 this woman finished me nhasi😂
Wawa mukwava😂😂
@@nomatamanyanga1967harichisina mambava😂
Kkkkkkk
Gwavavava
The lady fooled me too.Kutonyepera kuita munhu kwaye.Kuita chipfambi chinounza mwana kumba.Aah ndatya naye.
Tete is a savage, hanzi pange pasati pabuda maresults manga muchigona kutaura 😁
😂
I don’t know about the current situation in Zimbabwe is, but growing up in the 80s & 90s there used to be family planning ladies who used to go into communities providing contraception to women. The govt needs to bring this back so that we can at least have an option to avoid some of these cases especially nemadirwo anoitwa nyoro.
Mmmmm ndanzwa kuvanyarira, kuita speechless munhu anga achitaura kudaro
😂😂😂🙆♀️ Watinyadzisa shamwari ini ndanga ndatofunga kut murume arikuzama kubika nyaya but yho we were wrong as bota family, l like the calmness yatete hanzvadzi yemurume Aiwa Mwari ngavakupei a good daughter inlaw asingakunyadzisei even nababa mupihwe mukadzi musvinu akanyarara not the queressom wife, wish you all the best mainini pamuchazoda kuroorwa futi,, haa vaMugabe Zambia yaita kut mudzoke makunyatsotaura shona yakazara kkkkk hanzi Mwadhi, Amugabe dzidzai nyanja fut kuitira mukaenda kuZambia kana musingaigone huyai Kuma lessons ndikudzidzisei 😜, thank you so much for bringing us this show
Tete vanoziva kutaura shuwa vange vachitovimba nemuroora but muroora anyadzisa shame
Had put my trust on this lady.....asi sooo Kah🤔🤔
Hazvidi pamwana wechitwo veduwee at least wekutanga unozongoti waitamba husikana. Mwana wechi two haaa pakaipa
Iam just beginning to watch the show but the guy has already shown me his maturity
The lady is a perfomer i tell you
She genuinely didn't know from my perspective. Otherwise, she wouldn't have been so mouthy. The shock in her stance tells it all.
Tiri kushaya maactor iye aripo zvake.kkkk
@@PriscaWhite-ql9pt kkkk
From the word go l cld predict that daughter was not faithful. Ooh its a shame may God help our sons to marry honesty and faithful wives😮
Tete manyama vari calm shame❤❤....mukadzi iwe wndirwadzisa shem
As man we go through alot ,i like this guy's maturity ❤❤
The other child needs to be tested. This young man can get second chance in life. He can get a new wife and start afresh instead of kugara nemvana in vana vayo 2..😂
Zvatogara zvadhakwa pangonzi ndakaenda kunotora chitupa kumusha kwamai for 2 weeks ndikatadza kumuudza kuti handina kuzoteera mazuva anguuu😅😅
Deception. Yaaa the lady was so convincing
Once again I bet on the wrong horse. I gave mother benefit of the doubt, mandirasisa. The way she was confident in the middle of the session. Vakadzi vanonyepa shame. This was yet another shocker for me. I had trusted her face but her body language was suspicious in some instances. Thanks bro for maintaining a firm stance.
Heyiiii this guy has got just a unique character and maturity
Maputsi anowira pasina hari
Haaa akanyanya maturity yaanayo ndeye maelders👊🏾👊🏾
Regai timupe digits 😩😩 tanzwa nekusangana nemboko
@@PerpetuaMushonga 😅😅 kwete kutoti iwewe ndiwe ukuvhiringa ere
@@simbarashenyamukondiwa3171 maya hko kune vmwe vnhu vasina kukwana ufunge 😄
@@PerpetuaMushonga imagine the more you care e more yaunotambwa rough, unototya kupinda mumarriage 😅
If it was in a court of law this guy aisara mujeri mukadzi uyu achibuda ' D'.
Discharge chaiyo with a captal letter D. Vakadzi i salute. We are on another level rekunyepa
@@sanelefukutwayo1243😂😂
Maturity for the guy is unmatched
I thought young buck was capping but yooh this is just another lesson to continue fearing women😂
Chandodira vanhu kadzi soon after negative results answer anenge atova nayo akutoziva muridzi 😂😂😂
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😅😅😅😅😅😅 nyadzi kani kkkkk nyadzi lol
Seyii mukadzi uyu achiramba zvese zvikutaurwa nababa vakuzam kti bba ava vnopenga hr nhayii
Truly speaking the Mother let me down, I had unkind words already prepared for the alleged Father. For example, I had already christened the alleged Father as Zimukono retsamb
ara futa. My judgement was totally wrong. Apa ngaaasvike mukadzi wacho, aaaaaayaaaas. God forbid.
Mahureee bodo shuwa🙌🏽 kunyepera hake kuita chidhamu-dhamu nxaa
Apa zvambonzi ndozvitaura zvese,after maresults hapasisina chekutaura,futi sooka 😂😂
👀Oh wow, I’m shocked. It seems mum is not fluent in English because as soon as “excluded “ was uttered I was surprised that she was smiling . She had got me fooled. I was really hoping that the child would be his and that they may reconcile.
Me too..😂😂
Nona kkkkk hess
😂😂😂
Aivata na garden boy ari kumusha zvakaoma
Kkkkkkkk ayewa kwanga kuri kutonyara anga achiziva nyaya yese.
I like when Tinashe put it clear to the mòher that baba ava Havana kana ukama nemwana uyu. Havasiriivo Havana ukama zvachose.
I know right. Its like get it straight in your head.
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Thanx slimaz,for HAKATA ,ko Bonde taka zodiii paye
After 10 years ndodzoka kwane Creche😂
Kkkkk you are not the only one.
But 10 years.... Obvious.... Not even Mai Mfundisi can wait for 10 years.
Kana ndikaita ten years ndodzoka pane creche😂
Thank you for your program
This young lady has been suffering 💔
suffering?
@@MeditationTime07I think he wanted to say " this young man have been suffering"
Tete is soft spoken I like her
Bombastic side eye from tete😂😂😂
Iro rasvava ...hona wava mukwava in silent killer's voice
Mother vakangwara zvavo. Dzungu rarities. Father seems to be calm havana noise.
Here I am reading the comments half way through watching this episode. Mainini vandi believisa and strongly thought kuti bamunini vakangwarisa vanenge vakutsvagira munin’ina wedu nyaya. Zvino zvinhu zvacho kana zvichidai pama marriage material ko kuzoti mabhishu anozodii.
Mistakes are common my little ss
Life goes on ss you will sail through
Tecla u are a suspect we need to test your 2 kids as well. Kikikikikikikii.
@@successmike hahhahaha do you knw that um still single
Zzvema drama hatisi kuzvida ba
Wht mistake, this is bulshit,, nonsense
"Munhu wemukadzi akanaka akarara" Aaaah😂😂😂😂
this woman can speak,
Ndanyara kwazvo ne smile yako yawanga uchipa apa wachitizii kungewafa watinyadzisa watuzura zvino
Ugoona munhu wacho aiitirwa zvakadaro cool zvake handsome mwana wevanhu vakadzi sooo ini andichatozvitemba nekanyebero kanoita gender yangu saka chihure nenhema azvisiyane Denga rakavanza mikwende🙌🙌🙌🙌
12:36 12:38 kkkkkkkk haaaa unosvika pakuzorora
Haunyepe handsome iripo
Handsome and cool full stop
I trusted that man from the beginning nokuti Mainini rondedzero dzavo dzanga dzisinga nyatsoti gwejere😂😂😂😂
Ini kana mufunge. Ndanga ndichivatuka chaizvo baba ava
Kuenda kunotora chitupa
Tete na Tinashe zvirikubuda pama colours 😍
😅😅😅😅😅😅uri correct
Apa vainge vakanyatso sarudzana mabwagwe epachuru chaiwo, good breed 😅ende ndanyara fani
Two kids different father and now you expect new marriage isina murume wemunhu? Ndimi muchazochekerwa vana nezvikomba pamberi apo
But zvekuti mwana akatofa hake hazvifadze ba
Lession: Every talkative and defensive woman is dangerous, i was deceived. Allow Tinashe to test the first child also.
I like the man. He is a genuine man who knows what he wants
Yaa you are right mr Mugabe all the kids should get tested
DNA repeat after me DNA. Thank you class you may be seated❤
DN
Dhiyeni😢
😂😂😂
😜😜😜😜😜Pakaipa guys🙈
Madhiyeni
Bota ndaidya kubasa😂😂😂😂
Ngatidyei bota kumabasa😂
😂imagine
Ayaa. Looks can be deceiving sure. Amai was so vocal, then suddenly went mute after the results. 😂😂😂🙌
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Her composure is out of this world kudai ooo kana kutirimuka zvake haaa chimama makapenga
Kkkkkkkkkk Tinashe seems happy to have finally found 0%, am sure he intentionally brought this one forward to break the streak of 99%. I heard the boy saying "mukadzi akanaka kana wakarara" is that a Shona saying or just his language?
It's Shona with deeper meaning.the guy meant that women have a sweet tongue thus do not trust.
@user-yv1qm8bz9w ohhhh thank you so much
The original statement goes like, “Munhu akanaka akarara “ and literally means “a human being is only good/trustworthy when asleep”… when he wakes up, his mind starts plotting evil thing… in the context of this guy, he’s just saying you can only trust a woman while she’s asleep… statement was coined/popularised by a legend of Zimbabwean Sungura music by the name Paul Matavire on the song “Akanaka Akarara”
Shona saying says munhu, not mukadzi.
This is the DNA show yakatirera. We stay up for drama and scandals like these 🤣🤣🤣. Yes, I agree kuti TM had to reward us. It is normal for women to be loyal, hazvitinakidze izvo😅
Testai umwe mwana
Mapudzi anowira kusina hari
I wish to have this kind of man ,,,
Idont understand wy God dont give good man good wives ,,,
Isu takazvibata tirikutoshaya these kinds of perfect man
❤May your prayer be granted in Jesus name zvinoita ramba uchiudza Mwari nyaya yako
Waiting