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  • Опубликовано: 8 дек 2015
  • Wrapping up Christmas isn't easy, and this sure isn't going to help.
    Care Bears Nutcracker Suite is the third and final television film to feature the Care Bears characters.
    Originally aired on 12/30/2014.
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  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 8 лет назад +1784

    I just like to imagine Batman sleeping on top of a building every night waiting for ANY signal to appear and if it's not for him he just goes right back to sleep.

    • @mini-conlongarm8021
      @mini-conlongarm8021 7 лет назад +102

      Danny Caracciolo That...makes so much sense.

    • @LiaManila
      @LiaManila 7 лет назад +120

      Batman: Signal? Oh Care bears they got it. *Goes back to sleep* Zzzzzz.

    • @kameronhall4448
      @kameronhall4448 7 лет назад +40

      "Huh bats?" *looks up* "Oh Selina's got it"

    • @dannyfenlon2476
      @dannyfenlon2476 7 лет назад +44

      so when a superman signal comes up does batman get pissed?

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 7 лет назад +32

      It's like when Reaper from overwatch Counts to 76, He gets triggered for a second and goes right back to sleep

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 8 лет назад +749

    Because that's what Tchaikovsky intended: colorful bears and dollar store toys fighting drunk Jafar.

    • @reasyrandom
      @reasyrandom 7 лет назад +92

      That's bootleg drunk Jafar. The original drunk Jafar was the Wizard guy from the last movie.

    • @jayswizzle4519
      @jayswizzle4519 5 лет назад +3

      Tareltonlives you have no idea how accurate that is

    • @harrysavva9630
      @harrysavva9630 5 лет назад

      Hahahahahaa

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 5 лет назад +8

      Still better than The Nutcracker in 3D

    • @user-sf3pg6fi1j
      @user-sf3pg6fi1j 5 лет назад +1

      Tareltonlives An edit: Ernst Theodor Amadeus Hoffmann instead of Tchaikovsky.

  • @brianweber4170
    @brianweber4170 7 лет назад +676

    11:40: "We weren't attacking you."
    11:25: "Attack! Attack!"
    Short-term memory loss?

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 4 года назад +31

      Too be fair, I think they meant the train. The Care Bears still call him out on.

    • @FizzleFX
      @FizzleFX 4 года назад +4

      The nutcracker is NUTS :D

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 года назад +7

      He spent too much time in a society.

    • @spartin001full
      @spartin001full 4 года назад +7

      @@HeilRay I think he spent too much time in the nut house.

    • @stefanpoirier6810
      @stefanpoirier6810 Год назад

      DUR DUR DUR DUR DUR

  • @ScottsShots
    @ScottsShots 6 лет назад +337

    Grumpy bear is probably my favorite bear. He's the ur example of chaotic good, and brings in a lot of moral complexity--he cares about others, but his own unhappiness begs the question--does he care about himself? How can he fight for good cheer if he has none? Does he use his own suffering to inflict suffering on people worse than him, such as the Rat King?

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 4 года назад +34

      And he has an actual persona, unlike the other bears, aside from Secret Bear (where was she anyway in these sequels? She was adorable, and my second favorite).

    • @jesuis6068
      @jesuis6068 4 года назад +16

      Grumpy Bear has always been my favorite bear (I don't know why but I've always had a thing for grumpy characters... Even as a kid I couldn't stand all this rainbow magic and so found the grumpy one relatable), but now you've brought a level of depth to his character I didn't expect. I need to go watch this movie again just for him.

    • @_12k70
      @_12k70 3 года назад +18

      Maybe is not that Grumpy Bear is unhappy, but instead he fears that, if he shows too much weakness, he'll end up allowing the people he TRULLY CARE to be hurt

    • @aceofflames4572
      @aceofflames4572 3 года назад +2

      I love how three people in a row took that seriously XD

    • @americaroleplayer
      @americaroleplayer 2 года назад +10

      Originally the care bears were used to express your own emotions. Sleepy? Snuggle up with Good Night Bear. Happy? Cheer Bear's your girl! But grumpy, an emotion many kids feel- have Grumpy Bear. He was always my favorite too. :)

  • @Tigerfire75
    @Tigerfire75 8 лет назад +527

    Well now we know why Grumpy is Grumpy. He does all the work

    • @katysikkema
      @katysikkema 6 лет назад +45

      “Why does this universe hate him so much?”

    • @gaarahotaru3827
      @gaarahotaru3827 5 лет назад +22

      Poor Grumpy. He will always be my favorite.

    • @garthdavis2502
      @garthdavis2502 5 лет назад +23

      Now Grumpy is a character I can relate to.

    • @she_bear_aurora
      @she_bear_aurora 5 лет назад +35

      I actually read in a book I had as a kid that the reason he's grumpy all the time is because he absorbs the kid's sadness so they can be happy again. He literally says it himself. "I'm Grumpy Bear. My job is to take all the rain clouds away so you can be happy again."

    • @sky-sx5gt
      @sky-sx5gt 5 лет назад +14

      @@she_bear_aurora i feel bad for him and the sad kids now.

  • @Slipy61
    @Slipy61 6 лет назад +87

    8:39 I LOVE how Batman is like "Oh yeah, the Care Bears can handle this. They're very capable"

  • @katysikkema
    @katysikkema 6 лет назад +1322

    “What innocent creatures have horns on their heads?”
    Unicorns

    • @Hero_2222
      @Hero_2222 6 лет назад +165

      Katy S. Gravity falls taught me otherwise...

    • @wizardvozk5874
      @wizardvozk5874 6 лет назад +50

      Katy S. Until they give you the stabby stabby.

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 6 лет назад +52

      Ducktales (2017) begs to differ

    • @ethnictendo
      @ethnictendo 6 лет назад +28

      And cows. 🐄

    • @Zelia_Wolf
      @Zelia_Wolf 6 лет назад +21

      Never played Terraria a. have you?

  • @LeoandLamb
    @LeoandLamb 6 лет назад +97

    Here’s a fun fact, the Vizier is voiced by Don Franks; a TV star from the 60s whose done a lot of voice acting; Including Mok from Rock & Rule. Also, his daughter is VA Cree Summer: The green M&M, Foxxy Love, She-hulk, Kida from Atlantis, Numbuh 5 in CKND, Elmyra, Penny from Inspector Gadget etc. And she voiced the main girls from the first two Care Bear movies.

    • @mana_beast_beats1114
      @mana_beast_beats1114 2 года назад

      ---- I wish that NC would do "Kingdom Chums - Original Top 10" think of a really sappy Care Bears rip off but it's Christian and the "Top 10" is all songs based on the 10 Commandments...... Lol.

    • @TheShadowgirlaa12
      @TheShadowgirlaa12 2 года назад +3

      That is awesome. I did not know that. Mok is so cool and to think his daughter is Summer? Great voice actress!

    • @stefanpoirier6810
      @stefanpoirier6810 Год назад

      Cree Summer also voiced Susie Carmichael from Rugrats n Cleo from Clifford, the Big Red Dog. RIP John Ritter

    • @eddieolshefski6467
      @eddieolshefski6467 7 месяцев назад

      @@TheShadowgirlaa12And Numbuh 5 from CN:KND 😀

  • @tjmario64
    @tjmario64 7 лет назад +581

    "Time for a little game of disappearing beers".

    • @ossomysteriossobutyoucanca9472
      @ossomysteriossobutyoucanca9472 6 лет назад +7

      GarbageHumanTJM64 a good description of watching this movie

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 6 лет назад +3

      Picked Beats 🤢

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 5 лет назад +9

      I think the line is “disappearing brain cells”, but yeah, a lot of beers sure are going to disappear if you want to get through this nonsense.

    • @kishinasura1989
      @kishinasura1989 5 лет назад +1

      Everyone participating wins because they can forget

    • @deoxys3869
      @deoxys3869 5 лет назад +4

      “Time for a game of disappearing brain cells” 😆😈

  • @luxtenax9175
    @luxtenax9175 8 лет назад +1112

    The only reason I know about that Care Bears franchise is because of the Critic's reviews on the movies.
    I'm surprised that they were so popular that they got several movies released.

    • @jakejutras2733
      @jakejutras2733 8 лет назад +61

      They were everywhere and very relevant in the late 80's early 90's

    • @CaramellNeko
      @CaramellNeko 8 лет назад +47

      +Adrian Fahrenheit I actually really liked the Care Bears as a small child (before Sailor Moon came along lol). I mean, they're cute, fluffy teddybears with magical symbols on their bellies. Grumpy bear was my favourite xDD
      ...Now that I think about it. Aren't those bears similar to those ponies we have nowadays? Don't those also have symbols on them and use magic?

    • @luxtenax9175
      @luxtenax9175 8 лет назад +13

      CaramellNeko And I think they co-existed with those ponies for a while, right? how come only the ponies became popular? D:

    • @CaramellNeko
      @CaramellNeko 8 лет назад +12

      Adrian Fahrenheit The Care Bears were popular, too. It's just that they were only popular among really small children, and not among adult men...at least I don't THINK they were ._. All them questions!

    • @luxtenax9175
      @luxtenax9175 8 лет назад +14

      CaramellNeko Ah, I see. At least the care bears had the audience they were targeting, unlike the ponies which are targeted to little girls, and yet adult men and women think it's targeted towards them lol

  • @jeniii97
    @jeniii97 6 лет назад +124

    I've seen this review probably 20 times and when Critic says "....YAY, SLAVERY!" It cracks me up every time.

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon Год назад +2

      I giggle when he says destroy the bear cubs.

    • @julieporter7805
      @julieporter7805 Год назад +4

      That and the conversation about the blond haired blue eyed girls are some of the jokes I keep laughing at. "One day Mein fuhrer we will build the master race!" (Cut to Hitler with a Care Bear's head).

  • @alexlemonds2838
    @alexlemonds2838 7 лет назад +107

    In truth I'd probably be a grumpy bear too if I lived in such a nauseatingly cutesy place like care-a-lot.

    • @darthcinema4262
      @darthcinema4262 3 года назад +5

      I'd be super annoyed and become even more of an edge lord than I already am

  • @Tytoalba777
    @Tytoalba777 8 лет назад +165

    If you thought the Care Bear Stare had power, wait until you see the Care Bear Glare... Terrifying

    • @howdypardner6278
      @howdypardner6278 5 лет назад +8

      The Care Bear Eye Roll

    • @fredarok579
      @fredarok579 5 лет назад +4

      The Care Bear Stare-But-Try-To-Make-It-Look-Like-They’re-Not-Staring-When-You-Look-Over.

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub 5 лет назад +7

      The Care Bear Thousand-Yard-Stare

    • @MustraOrdo
      @MustraOrdo 5 лет назад +3

      The Care Bear Wink

    • @_12k70
      @_12k70 3 года назад +1

      When you stare into the Care Bear...the Care Bear stares back at you

  • @yszman6478
    @yszman6478 8 лет назад +237

    Well who knew that little girl would grow up to be Twilight Sparkle. All seriousness aside the girl voicing Anna would grow up to be one of the best voice actresses ever.

    • @Krebons1200
      @Krebons1200 8 лет назад +15

      One the most diverse, too

    • @briansivley2001
      @briansivley2001 7 лет назад +16

      yszman Well she had to start from somewhere she wasn't well-known from the beginning she had to earn it.

    • @derekstronf1837
      @derekstronf1837 5 лет назад +1

      Tara is a stron Actor... And hot....

    • @amitaikatz5929
      @amitaikatz5929 5 лет назад +8

      And her friend Cree Summer was in the first two Care Bears movies

    • @HarmonyBunny
      @HarmonyBunny 5 лет назад +5

      And Bubbles.

  • @romancewriter1
    @romancewriter1 7 лет назад +189

    Omg Tara Strong was in this as Anna. She was called Tara Charendoff as that was before she got married and she was 14 or 15 when she was in this film

    • @moonymonster
      @moonymonster 6 лет назад +11

      RomanceWriter1 upgrade on last names huh

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 лет назад +32

      it never cease to amaze me that Tara Strong has been everything from Ben Tennyson to Twilight Sparkle to Raven to Meg Gryphon to this

    • @tr973x
      @tr973x 5 лет назад +3

      HOLY CRAP, really? 😱😱😱😱

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 лет назад +6

      @@tr973x it makes an odd kind of sense that Tara Strong would go from a saccharine kids show from the 80s like this and eventually wind up in MLP

    • @donalds980
      @donalds980 5 лет назад

      Which character did she play

  • @pantspantsrevolution
    @pantspantsrevolution 2 года назад +35

    8:13-8:26 Love the fact that they use a ghostbusters reference in this. That was brilliant. Got to give the nostalgia critic credit for doing the best Egon’s impression I have heard in years.

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 Год назад +1

      Anything that uses Ghostbusters references is pretty great in my book.

  • @jebusjedimaster
    @jebusjedimaster 8 лет назад +189

    "Allan!!" I died laughing when the raptor popped out!

  • @Shadoboy
    @Shadoboy 8 лет назад +166

    IIRC, Grumpy Bear exists in that show because it's supposed to teach kids being grumpy isn't really a bad thing. You know, that whole "showing your feelings" lesson shows try to show.

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 5 лет назад +11

      Shadoboy But they never seem to get it right.

    • @fredarok579
      @fredarok579 5 лет назад +8

      But the show doesn’t seem to agree.

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 3 года назад +5

      The "showing your feelings lesson is done better in Inside Out. Sure Anger was causing a few problems and it was sadness that saved the day but still

    • @americaroleplayer
      @americaroleplayer 2 года назад +4

      Yeah. It was weird that he was the ONLY negative emotion shown though.

  • @dancepiglover
    @dancepiglover 5 лет назад +28

    10:13 "Did someone say 'I don't care'?"
    Cue the Care Bears.

  • @TheUnholyHandGrenade
    @TheUnholyHandGrenade 6 лет назад +499

    3:14
    "Time for a game of disappearing brain cells."
    Gotta use that more often when I'm on a political site.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 года назад +7

      Simple Weirdo
      Or Twitter.
      Yes it is.

  • @stepitup25
    @stepitup25 8 лет назад +170

    "yippee!" lol seriously, why does that kid say that completely out of context??

    • @daniellavaladez9538
      @daniellavaladez9538 8 лет назад +43

      "Yay, slavery!"...?

    • @YourOnlyDrPepper
      @YourOnlyDrPepper 7 лет назад +19

      stepitup25 I laughed so hard at that XD

    • @brentparker7359
      @brentparker7359 5 лет назад +10

      I think what he means is "Yippee! I'm going on an adventure!" But the timing of it is hilarious.

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 3 года назад

      He's like Little Nemo. "The bland, undeveloped character says..."

  • @tobylemus5971
    @tobylemus5971 7 лет назад +96

    Even as a kid I found the little boy yelling "yippy!" weird! XD

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason 4 года назад +3

      AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! 🤣😂😂😂 I just busted out laughing at your comment 😂😂😂

    • @dustyrose192
      @dustyrose192 4 года назад +3

      I thought he was just excited to know toyland was real. It was a location in many little kid stories

  • @FullMoonHowl
    @FullMoonHowl 5 лет назад +20

    That face he makes with "Answer the question!" tickles me every time. I rewatch this one specifically for it.

  • @Ryowhosakazaki
    @Ryowhosakazaki 5 лет назад +35

    At 3:33 - He mentioned the Nutcracker 3D in 2014.
    4 Years later... He reviewed it. Then he said that the Care Bears in Nutcracker was more faithful than this.

  • @henryhammond7393
    @henryhammond7393 8 лет назад +492

    Hmm, all the while watching this I was expecting the elephant in the room to show up and be like, "Isn't this one of the 11 movies you said you would never review?"

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 7 лет назад +3

      TheDreReichDude I know, right?

    • @henryhammond7393
      @henryhammond7393 7 лет назад +22

      I'm not calling him out in that Douchy McNitpick sort of way either, I just thought it would be worth noting with the elephant. I get it, the Nostalgia Critic kind of peaked years back, Doug wanted to do something else but his audience didn't follow him into the new territory so he had to go back to doing NC and was basically out of things to do, so he had to dip into things he said he'd never do. I'll admit, I find them interesting now and then, and I actually like his editorials but I won't hold it against him for continuing the NC out of necessity to keep business going.

    • @PalmerDudeGamingChannel
      @PalmerDudeGamingChannel 7 лет назад +39

      i really dont see that much of a difference tbh sure he was different back then but unlike many other content creators i think he did change for the better, and alot of those old jokes were kind of forced, non-sensical and a tad unfunny i mean the one with the pumpkin was random as hell

    • @83staceyann
      @83staceyann 7 лет назад +23

      +TheDreReichDude Yeah, but can't people change their minds and form new opinions or ideas? I'd get bored if the content creators I love never grew or evolved.
      Maybe pointing it out with the elephant or Mr. McNitpick would be a fun wink, acknowledging the change in his previously stated idea... but sometimes that's irritating (not with NC specifically but with anyone who is like: I'm pointing this out, so now that makes it okay - but really it's so I can make the joke first and take the wind out of the sails of all the commenters who would do it if I didn't) and it also highlighting that he is doing something he said he wouldn't - which would only rally the "YOU'VE CHANGED!" chorus more.
      ...Well, that was going to be my two cents but I've rambled on about a half-dollar's worth now!

    • @unlawfulduck1307
      @unlawfulduck1307 6 лет назад

      0

  • @jasonbowden3731
    @jasonbowden3731 7 лет назад +109

    "Lets talk about Care Bears." Hold on, Nostalgia Critic. I need to jump off this bridge first. *SPLASH!* Okay, we're good!

    • @thepumpkinking4229
      @thepumpkinking4229 7 лет назад +4

      Jason Bowden xD

    • @nine_tails137
      @nine_tails137 3 года назад +2

      I'm actually surprised Critic doesn't know who Beastly, Shrieky, and No-Heart are? Unless that was the joke?

  • @crazycrew1284
    @crazycrew1284 5 лет назад +102

    "what innocent creatures have horns on there heads?"
    cows
    Goats
    Unicorns
    Photoshop cats
    Toriel
    Photoshop Dogs

    • @lordvoldemort5586
      @lordvoldemort5586 3 года назад +2

      Goats are not innocent, they are evil

    • @catcat7910
      @catcat7910 2 года назад

      @@lordvoldemort5586 how

    • @catcat7910
      @catcat7910 2 года назад +1

      Nvm they eat everything

    • @lordvoldemort5586
      @lordvoldemort5586 2 года назад +2

      @@catcat7910 have you seen the video of the goat walking on its hind legs. Looks like a demon.

    • @catcat7910
      @catcat7910 2 года назад

      @@lordvoldemort5586 holy shit

  • @TechnologyFML
    @TechnologyFML 4 года назад +52

    My childhood is being attacked.
    I love it.
    Especially since I can't even begin to argue with him 😂😭

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr 7 лет назад +244

    8:40 Go back to sleep Batman. You're too badass to be associated with Care Bears.

    • @DJTRANCENDENCE
      @DJTRANCENDENCE 7 лет назад +19

      klimmr3021 batman might as well be a care bear as he refuses to kill people........which results in the villains constantly escaping and killing more innocent people......the blood is on batmans hands because he could've ended it so many times.......

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 7 лет назад +6

      Yeah. You kinda got a point there.

    • @IAmTheUnison
      @IAmTheUnison 7 лет назад +9

      Still funny to imagine what a Batman crossover with the Care Bears would be like. XD

    • @tr973x
      @tr973x 5 лет назад +8

      Don’t get involved Bruce, it’s not worth it 😕

    • @deoxys3869
      @deoxys3869 5 лет назад +3

      Dio Brando
      Just go and help them Batman!

  • @bjj1998
    @bjj1998 7 лет назад +552

    The Barbie version had a better surprise reveal

    • @peter_pansexual6243
      @peter_pansexual6243 3 года назад +53

      And the music actually fits. As far as I'm aware of its the only movie version that includes ballet dancing

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 3 года назад +40

      I'm hoping Critic one day reviews the Barbie movies.

    • @gianinabadami5341
      @gianinabadami5341 3 года назад +4

      After seeing his Totally Spies the movie review I wonder if it would be like that

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 3 года назад +7

      YES!! I LOVED that movie as a kid!

    • @TheDoctor2007
      @TheDoctor2007 2 года назад +2

      @@rogue7723 that sounds fun XD I’m a fan of the movies I’ve had to hunt down the movies at goodwill :/ I would rent them all the time at blockbuster as a kid

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 5 лет назад +75

    Now that I think about it, I actually really want to see the Care Bears take on an African Warlord. Like seriously, they go to save the child soldiers, and the villain has this tragic backstory tied up with the fallout of European colonialism and exploitation, and they like help him work through the psychological trauma and be a better person and it's just all done totally seriously with nothing overly cartoony or goofy.
    And the audience is like, "Did I seriously just see that?"

    • @AM-yu9wy
      @AM-yu9wy 2 года назад +9

      "Coming in Summer 2055: Care Bears: Journey to Africa."

    • @justagiantnerd8001
      @justagiantnerd8001 Год назад

      @@AM-yu9wy oh my god

    • @julieporter7805
      @julieporter7805 Год назад +3

      Good potential fanfic. Make it so!

  • @annnichols3091
    @annnichols3091 Год назад +20

    I'm watching this again after watching NC's review of "Nutcracker in 3-D" again because he said this version was more faithful to the original than the Nazi Nutcracker. That's why his complaints here are making me smile.

  • @Lars-ze2xf
    @Lars-ze2xf 8 лет назад +315

    "Pogo to death" wasn't that a thing in "The Leprechaun"?

  • @IDmailify
    @IDmailify 8 лет назад +363

    But...what about Hugs and Tugs? Did they get their special Christmas ornament?! I have to know if they got their special Christmas ornament!

    • @pixel5708
      @pixel5708 8 лет назад +48

      We need answers dammit!

    • @catvslaserpointer9022
      @catvslaserpointer9022 7 лет назад +14

      Isaac Dickinson no the other Care Bears murdererd them beacause they did not have it in time.
      I'll be kidding of course 😸

    • @arekushisu100
      @arekushisu100 7 лет назад +47

      I remember watching this sugar-coated abomination as a kid. They get the walnut as their ornament.

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 6 лет назад +7

      Yes, they never got to satisfy their ornament fetish!

    • @brentparker7359
      @brentparker7359 5 лет назад +5

      This is the "WHAT ABOUT BOOMER?!" of this special.

  • @domidium
    @domidium 4 года назад +17

    12:01 "What innocent creatures have horns on their head?"
    Draenei: "Are we a joke to you?"

  • @broEye1
    @broEye1 Год назад +27

    One thing I'll say: Grumpy was a very deliberate choice, not something "weird". The creators wanted to make a point: being a good person doesn't mean being all smiles and hugs all the time, so you shouldn't be ashamed or guilty if sometimes you're a bit of a stick in the mud.

  • @MithranArkanere
    @MithranArkanere 8 лет назад +51

    That's not a cowbell. It's a weight. Because the heaviest carewhatever supposedly would have a literal *ton* of love or some such.

  • @sarconrimors6716
    @sarconrimors6716 8 лет назад +94

    Is it just me, or does Hugs and Tugs sound like a massage parlor Christmas deal?

    • @jakejutras2733
      @jakejutras2733 8 лет назад +22

      Yeah xD it sounds like a happy ending massage to me as well!

  • @romankeller314
    @romankeller314 6 лет назад +16

    "What innocent creatures have horns on their heads?" Baby goats, that's who.

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 7 лет назад +14

    6:04 I love the way he says that line!

  • @jayblade2000
    @jayblade2000 7 лет назад +236

    Time for a game of disappearing sanity

  • @thepathlesspath720
    @thepathlesspath720 8 лет назад +61

    Pretty sure that's not a cowbell on the elephant. I think it's supposed to represent a weight. Like back when Bugs Bunny used to drop the 1 ton blocks on Fudd.

    • @fredarok579
      @fredarok579 5 лет назад +4

      Because Bugs Bunny dropping weights on people really makes me think “caring”.

    • @quietvalerie1
      @quietvalerie1 5 лет назад +6

      I think the heart in place of the weight number is that the elephant has a ton of love. Or is a ton of love....Idk....fat joke?

    • @kylemorello4787
      @kylemorello4787 4 года назад

      What does a weight have to do with tiny elephants?

  • @wanderinginthewoods_sam
    @wanderinginthewoods_sam 3 года назад +16

    This part gets me every time: 17:04
    His reaction is so damn hilarious!! "He's the prince!"

  • @_thedarkmatter_
    @_thedarkmatter_ 11 месяцев назад +5

    The backstory of the Vizir's attack is honestly the most interesting looking part of this movie. They should have had that as the cold open at the very least, would have been exciting to start a nutcracker story off with a war

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr 7 лет назад +71

    NC: I'm sorry, isn't the name of the cartoon Care Bears? Boss: I DON'T CARE!!!

  • @bigoldinosaur
    @bigoldinosaur 8 лет назад +95

    And here I thought he would never review this? In fact Doug said he would never review it but the masses have spoken and he gave in and gave us this hilarious review.

    • @theemeraldepiphone644
      @theemeraldepiphone644 8 лет назад +3

      Gives me a little hope for him to do a Phantom Menace review.

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 7 лет назад

      Dallin Whiting thing is...I dont think There is much to talk about that movie that wasnt said already. It sucks, got some interesting things here And There like Maul, the music And fights but Thats it.

  • @ella-strator2107
    @ella-strator2107 3 года назад +14

    Devil clown: “Attack!Attack!”
    Also devil clown:” We weren’t attacking you!”

  • @BB-fy8kn
    @BB-fy8kn 6 лет назад +18

    Those flowers won’t hold them for long!!!
    ...only *here* and in my *pot-induced dreams* will that *ever* make sense.

    • @BB-fy8kn
      @BB-fy8kn 6 лет назад +3

      So while they head closer to the castle, the Rat King’s army attacks with-OK, who smoked one?
      Rat army, *attack!*
      ...Guys, I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but we’re about to be *pogoed* to death!?
      Speaking of which, is it weird that my spellchecker recognized that as word?

  • @RustyShackleford101
    @RustyShackleford101 8 лет назад +214

    Time for a game of disappearing franchise.........

    • @kaylafincher3610
      @kaylafincher3610 8 лет назад +3

      Next up, Sonic the Hedgehog.

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 8 лет назад +5

      +Togepony Nope, next is Duke Nukem. I feel like that's on par with the Care Bears.

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 8 лет назад +8

      +Togepony "I'm here to kick bubblegum and blow ass. And I'm all out of ass."

    • @SteveBrandon
      @SteveBrandon 7 лет назад +3

      I hadn't seen Care Bears stuff in Walmart in a long time so I was a bit shocked to see a giant Cheer Bear (the pink rainbow bear) in a bin of licensed plushies at a Walmart on Black Friday 2016. (I'm not really a Black Friday shopper, I was at the mall for my job & had to buy a couple of grocery items.)
      I guess American Greetings is trying to milk the 1980s nostalgia machine again?

    • @AsprinceRemix
      @AsprinceRemix 7 лет назад +1

      +Steve Brandon Most likely.

  • @Alex_in_Wonderland111
    @Alex_in_Wonderland111 6 лет назад +27

    I love how it was on his “Movies I’ll never review” list😂

  • @metalheadsexmaster
    @metalheadsexmaster 6 лет назад +19

    That Ghostbusters edit was fucking gold.

  • @cassidyszewczyk5029
    @cassidyszewczyk5029 3 года назад +16

    I wanted to mention this here instead of the Dark Toons episodes, because this fits more thematically here. While Care Bears was never really dark, I do miss the weird moments that the earlier specials and series had, such as Coldheart and his creepy child servants, and No Heart making a threat of eating Gentle Heart Lamb in the form of a tiger. There were some really good WTF moments in a show that was so light hearted and sweet to the point of being near saccharine. I think it could be hilarious to have a compilation of the darkest Care Bear segments on this channel, even if he doesn't exactly "care" about reviewing the franchise anymore.

    • @retrofan4963
      @retrofan4963 Год назад +3

      Care Bears franchise used to not be afraid showing dark moments and show some dark themes behind the villains in the early days of the Care Bears. In the early DIC Care Bears show, Professor Cold Heart does some really messed up stuff to enslaved kids. And the Spirit Book from Care Bears Movie 1, Dark Heart from Care Bears Movie 2, and No Heart clearly shows demonic forces both thematically and in their actions to posses people to commit doing evil deeds, which is up to the Care Bears and Care Bear Cousins to stop. Their scary and dark vibes heavily contrasted with the lighthearted and friendly vibe of the Care Bears, which in result, Care Bears stories used to have actual stakes at one point. I do agree that Care Bears is never a really dark franchise, but I also agree with you that they used to be not be afraid having dark elements at times. I feel ever since Season 2 of the Care Bears Family is where the Care Bears franchise started to subtly heavily tone down the darkness thanks to No Heart and his demonic shadows having less presence in the show only be replaced by Shrieky being the dominant villain and the modern Care Bears stuff afterwards sugar-coated even further. You can even tell by the Care Bears films how the Care Bears franchise tone down the dark elements over time. Care Bears: Adventures in Wonderland and Care Bears; Nutcracker are nowhere near as dark and high in stakes compared to Care Bears Movie 1 and 2.

  • @Direwolf13PS3
    @Direwolf13PS3 8 лет назад +52

    Deers, rhinos, elks, bulls, moose, rams, and many other animals have horns. Was Bambi evil? I think not.

    • @kaylamorello5478
      @kaylamorello5478 8 лет назад +11

      well, deers have antlers, and not devil horns

    • @Direwolf13PS3
      @Direwolf13PS3 8 лет назад

      +Kayla Morello Antlers are a type of horn bub, and "devil" horns from mythology were originally based on goats.

    • @howdypardner6278
      @howdypardner6278 5 лет назад

      The movie was.

    • @howdypardner6278
      @howdypardner6278 5 лет назад

      The movie was.

    • @pisces2569
      @pisces2569 5 лет назад +2

      Konigwolfen antlers are not a type of horn, bub. Horns are permanent and receive their blood supply by vessels inside the head. Antlers are not permanent. The animal grows them and sheds them each year. Antlers receive their blood supply through velvet which looks like fuzzy skin over antlers. Eventually the velvet dries up and falls off, cutting off once the antlers are fully grown. Then the antlers have no more blood supply and eventually fall off aka shed.

  • @4sh70nGal
    @4sh70nGal 7 лет назад +28

    I still find it funny that he said he'd never review this one.

  • @nickwerner7983
    @nickwerner7983 2 года назад +7

    17:59 Welcome to Jurassic Park Intensifies

  • @samisandwich1858
    @samisandwich1858 7 лет назад +12

    3:43 this part just makes me depressed...
    Care bears using the music from the actual nutcracker is a horrible insult to (IMHO) one of the best composers of the romantic era.
    But NC's lyrics are hilarious, so that cheers me up a little XD

  • @Anxime777
    @Anxime777 8 лет назад +80

    is it me or does it sound like Malcolm said 20 years a slaves instead 12 years a slave in the beginning

  • @docdave15
    @docdave15 8 лет назад +18

    "What about Christmas?!"
    Have none of these knuckleheads ever seen The Grinch? I mean.... isn't Christmas something that can't be stolen or bought or lost or anything like that?
    "Maybe, Christmas, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps, means just a little more."
    That's what always kills me about movies/specials whenever they have a "Christmas will be lost forever" or "Christmas is cancelled" thing. By the way, has the latter of which ever happened? Like, someone made an announcement that Christmas will be officially cancelled that year?

    • @donnelwaddledee965
      @donnelwaddledee965 8 лет назад +4

      Even if someone cancelled it, it's not like anyone would listen

    • @Hromovlad1
      @Hromovlad1 8 лет назад +3

      +docdave15
      actually, Christmas was outlawed in some states of the USA in the early days of the nation

    • @donnelwaddledee965
      @donnelwaddledee965 8 лет назад

      +Hromovlad1 Really?...well fuck me....well actually fuck +docdave15 cause he said it (jk)

    • @docdave15
      @docdave15 8 лет назад

      Hromovlad1 Huh, really? I'll be damned.

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 2 года назад +1

      @@Hromovlad1 Is that true? Now I’m imagining a time travel story where someone accidentally gets sent to that time period after getting a time machine for Christmas.

  • @AP-jw5un
    @AP-jw5un 7 лет назад +36

    15:15 AHHHH!!!! What's wrong with this kid's face?!

  • @bearerofthecurse69
    @bearerofthecurse69 6 лет назад +2

    lol, this was the shit when I was like 3. We’d watch it in the car on the way to my grandma’s house. She lived like 3 hours away. Good times

  • @AllenShircliff
    @AllenShircliff 7 лет назад +54

    Batman should have helped them instead of The Fucking Care Bears.

    • @IAmTheUnison
      @IAmTheUnison 7 лет назад +4

      I was just thinking how much better this special would have been if Batman were in it. XD

  • @rcadium
    @rcadium 7 лет назад +49

    I swear, I hear "toilet" and not Toyland

  • @PlanetAwesomenessProductions
    @PlanetAwesomenessProductions 7 лет назад +41

    Look out! It's the Rat King! He ruins happy meals

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 4 года назад +2

      @Red Coin Grumpy Bear: *fires up the meat grinder and deep fryer*

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 года назад +2

      Rat turds in every box and leftovers if you’re lucky.

  • @chaseendricks2981
    @chaseendricks2981 4 года назад +4

    Ah Fuhrer Bear. He keeps all Dreidel bears warm in their nice metal beds and gives them plenty of air in the fun chambers.

  • @Pix3l_Pr1ncess
    @Pix3l_Pr1ncess 8 лет назад +149

    You're the best NC! :)

    • @MrRaymangouw
      @MrRaymangouw 8 лет назад +9

      +SupaNintendoGirl There are other Nostalgia Critics?

    • @jakejutras2733
      @jakejutras2733 8 лет назад +1

      +Nick Pick no but there is another NC :p Nostalgia Chick and Nostalgia Critic *IS* better lol

    • @douchevick309
      @douchevick309 8 лет назад +8

      +Jake Jutras there's also Nicolas Cage

    • @stagelinedpro
      @stagelinedpro 8 лет назад

      Nutcracker or Nostalgia Critic?

    • @thealister_
      @thealister_ 8 лет назад +11

      +Stage Lined it's obvious...Nicholas Cage.

  • @AlejandroRodolfoMendez
    @AlejandroRodolfoMendez 8 лет назад +180

    the reason beacuse all the girls looks like the same, is because is always the same. she made up the story on her mind and later do books, toys and all the shit. it is the autor herself

    • @pixel5708
      @pixel5708 8 лет назад +14

      Now it's a little bit lest racist. Only a bit though.

    • @celebi734
      @celebi734 7 лет назад

      .

    • @mr.cyclops6081
      @mr.cyclops6081 7 лет назад +1

      Alejandro Rodolfo Mendez no I was quoting what the critic said in the review made this comment as a joke

    • @AlejandroRodolfoMendez
      @AlejandroRodolfoMendez 7 лет назад

      i just forget the joke of putting the nut in the mouth and bite hard. still it is sound very weird to said it loud.

    • @mr.cyclops6081
      @mr.cyclops6081 7 лет назад +1

      Alejandro Rodolfo Mendez yeah does sound kinda wierd probably should have said what I meant when I said that

  • @dankmemer8287
    @dankmemer8287 4 года назад +9

    “We weren’t attacking you”
    He says after YELLING ATTACK!!!!!

  • @danielboone3770
    @danielboone3770 7 лет назад +4

    This is super hilarious. I love the scenes where he mocks the chit chat with the care bears as such and where he has an imitatingly imaginative boss asking for a new care bears villain in 20 secs. Lol.

  • @Enke796
    @Enke796 7 лет назад +206

    5:32 So a bear becomes all black after illegally entering persons house? That's racist!

  • @VideoGameHaven
    @VideoGameHaven 8 лет назад +26

    "What innocent creatures have horns on their heads?" -NC
    Play the first part of Undertale and you might get an answer.

    • @yugotokusatsu289
      @yugotokusatsu289 8 лет назад +3

      Or read homestuck,that works too...well more or less...

    • @alexg.1764
      @alexg.1764 8 лет назад

      +Yugo Tokusatsu Or watch Thrilling Intent

    • @yugotokusatsu289
      @yugotokusatsu289 8 лет назад

      Grell Sutcliff Yeah

    • @alexg.1764
      @alexg.1764 8 лет назад

      +Yugo Tokusatsu DARKVISION BITCH!

    • @aglitch3146
      @aglitch3146 6 лет назад

      what about sheep?

  • @IAmTheUnison
    @IAmTheUnison 7 лет назад +14

    8:41 And at that moment I just find myself thinking how much better this special would be if Batman was in it. XD

  • @kitsunegirl3
    @kitsunegirl3 5 лет назад +5

    Say what you want about this, but when I saw this as a kid, I actually got curious about the music and the ballet. I now love ballets and classical music thanks to this.

  • @GamesXanimeX3
    @GamesXanimeX3 8 лет назад +11

    This movie is actually one of my guilty pleasures what can I say? their voices were kinda memorable to me at least( lol I'm not from an english speaking country btw)

    • @YourOnlyDrPepper
      @YourOnlyDrPepper 7 лет назад +1

      GamesXanimeX3 I thought I was the only one!

    • @GamesXanimeX3
      @GamesXanimeX3 7 лет назад +1

      Nope, you're not alone XD

    • @peterkrochmalni673
      @peterkrochmalni673 6 лет назад

      All 80’s kids, as I am also one, who grew up with these feel the same.

  • @terry12fins24
    @terry12fins24 4 года назад +11

    17:51 Are those toys being forced to dig their own graves? What the hell, Care Bears movie?!

  • @ThanksHermione
    @ThanksHermione 7 лет назад +8

    I like how in all but the second Care Bares Movie, Nostalgia Critic finds a a way to put in a Ghostbusters clip.

  • @the_average_turtle
    @the_average_turtle 6 лет назад +20

    10:07 I didn't know Grenda from Gravity falls is the CEO of care baers

    • @jayo1212
      @jayo1212 Год назад

      Well, Soos did stare like them, so...

  • @themorrigan4409
    @themorrigan4409 8 лет назад +64

    Ok who smoked one?

  • @allyssawright6038
    @allyssawright6038 7 лет назад +22

    that ghostbusters clip😅! I cry/laughed.

  • @michealthomas4331
    @michealthomas4331 3 года назад +4

    ".....so worth it....." I frickin' love this guy!

  • @Emisop
    @Emisop 6 лет назад +2

    This movie was a Christmas gift when I was a kid. It was on my Christmas list, and I loved it. I know it's bad, but I still enjoy it. Cuz nostalgia.

  • @hs0413leeify
    @hs0413leeify 7 лет назад +33

    Before the movie:😀 After the movie:💀

  • @hipnhappenin
    @hipnhappenin 7 лет назад +31

    Hugs and Tugs...? That's where I worked to pay my way through college....

    • @firemasterx23
      @firemasterx23 7 лет назад +4

      +Indifference Meh I think she is a hooker - which I'm ok with that

  • @TennantJunkie1993
    @TennantJunkie1993 7 лет назад +4

    It's not a fetish, I think it's a Christmas coming of age. A rite of passage, as it were. Basically, when it's a care bear's first most memorable Christmas, they need to find something that can be turned into an ornament. But it needs to be chosen because it means something special to them.

  • @romarudarkeyes
    @romarudarkeyes 3 года назад +1

    How is it I've gone this many years before realising that the 'baby carebears' names could be reworded as Netflix and Chill. And to those who don't get it - ask yourself what a hug and tug is...

  • @thesaltyzoroark6638
    @thesaltyzoroark6638 8 лет назад +4

    That intro is one of the best things I've ever seen.

  • @magicalpasta5462
    @magicalpasta5462 Год назад +4

    Still better than any Tom and Jerry modren crossover

  • @FizzleFX
    @FizzleFX 5 лет назад +5

    12:55 what? "You even forgot to animate him as a human instead of a nutcracker"!?
    *Don't you mean the other way around!?*
    Animate him as a NUTCRACKER instead of a HUMAN!?
    ... Man how did nobody notice!?

  • @cringequeen6291
    @cringequeen6291 5 лет назад +2

    GOD DAMN, THAT THEME SONG WAS SUPER NOSTALGIC. LIKE JESUS

  • @raijyn2452
    @raijyn2452 5 лет назад +7

    18:42 Hugs and Tugs are still young?! Wait a minute...it's established in movie 2 that the Care Bears age faster than humans! WHAT THE HECK?!

  • @eloisegrace8196
    @eloisegrace8196 4 года назад +11

    Care Bear producers: I DON'T CARE!
    Random Care Bear: Did somebody say "care"?

  • @friskygamer3788
    @friskygamer3788 5 лет назад +2

    The most faithful remake of the nutcracker

  • @alfredroman5801
    @alfredroman5801 7 лет назад +9

    You can stop at anytime. The Care Bears movies are never ending.

    • @retrofan4963
      @retrofan4963 Год назад

      I argue they get worse over time. Care Bears Movie 1 and 2 are the peak as the best Care Bears movies, and even these are no masterpieces either.

  • @stephaniethepenguin5442
    @stephaniethepenguin5442 7 лет назад +37

    I was born in the dark!!! XD

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 года назад +1

      Bane vs The Care Bears now

  • @ghostsharklegs6687
    @ghostsharklegs6687 7 лет назад +102

    why does the rat king serve someone else? he is a king right?

    • @mothboy4858
      @mothboy4858 6 лет назад +8

      ghost shark legs The king of the rats, not of anything else.

    • @Cajek2
      @Cajek2 6 лет назад +19

      Listen, I know that I'm 11 months late but I had to explain.
      You see, the rat kingdom is a CONSTITUTIONAL monarchy, so he has to seek the approval of the prime minister and the house of lords.
      I hope that answers every single one of your questions

    • @GalenNight
      @GalenNight 6 лет назад +2

      Cajek2 Ah yes. Sadly he is just a figure head to a democratic system

    • @stairdrakthenetherwatcher7780
      @stairdrakthenetherwatcher7780 5 лет назад +3

      Holy fucking guacamole

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 4 года назад

      IKNOW RIGHT!? in the original the rat kign WAS the big bad but ehre its some vizeer noone really talks about?! WHAT!?

  • @banananutduckbread1279
    @banananutduckbread1279 7 лет назад +7

    14:12 Okay. Look at the rat holding Peter. Doesn't it look like he's doing something that should not be done?

  • @bossstar4770
    @bossstar4770 5 лет назад +2

    The "I don't care" jokes are the best jokes of the video.

  • @wolfclaw719
    @wolfclaw719 5 лет назад +4

    3:32 it only took four years but this joke finally came full circle.

  • @AstroPsych_
    @AstroPsych_ 8 лет назад +6

    7:30 is genuinely one of his funniest moments.

  • @starless1444
    @starless1444 6 лет назад +3

    "I love those kind of movies because the Critic always takes me out to dinner afterwards" best line in this episode. I wouldn't be shocked if Doug really did that for Malcolm. 😂

  • @amisenho13
    @amisenho13 Год назад +2

    Gotta love the clown that says he wasn’t attacking them, but seconds earlier, he yells, “Attack! Attack!”