Quest for Camelot - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @PetaHatingChris42
    @PetaHatingChris42 8 лет назад +1997

    That song was nominated for Best Original Song, but lost to a song from a much better animated movie that came out the same year: The Prince of Egypt.

    • @thecinematicmind
      @thecinematicmind 7 лет назад +59

      Chris C. It won a Golden Globe.

    • @theonerichard6842
      @theonerichard6842 7 лет назад +113

      Chris C. Great animated movies came out in the year of 1998:
      Quest For Camelot: Best animated movie to love.
      The Prince Of Egypt: a underrated masterpiece of animation.
      Mulan: also a great movie to watch.

    • @TheEtherny
      @TheEtherny 7 лет назад +88

      Richard Zenteno Prince of Egipt is by no means underrated. It's a masterpiece and everyone who was alive in that year knew it

    • @JMandJJ7797
      @JMandJJ7797 7 лет назад +13

      At least it's still on Netflix.

    • @keviniwatsuki5093
      @keviniwatsuki5093 7 лет назад +3

      indeed, my mom and I liked it

  • @ALu-nq8rf
    @ALu-nq8rf 7 лет назад +2010

    "In fact, are you even blind?"
    He is, but he's also one with the Force and the Force is with him.

    • @HORSESNDOGS9
      @HORSESNDOGS9 7 лет назад +26

      Mandi Lu ... OMG.............

    • @sketchygetchey8299
      @sketchygetchey8299 6 лет назад +71

      That’s not how the Force works! 😂

    • @woody72691
      @woody72691 6 лет назад +13

      And you just ruined star wars. Asshole

    • @SamuelG2000
      @SamuelG2000 6 лет назад +12

      No need to bring in a Star Wars reference here

    • @lightningshy5287
      @lightningshy5287 6 лет назад +26

      woody72691 Nah, Rian Johnson already took care of that

  • @fifi_leafy2258
    @fifi_leafy2258 6 лет назад +722

    Here is a Nomination for the worst said line in a movie ever:
    *“aRe yOU fEeLiNg cLucKy?!”*

    • @mattcrowley8993
      @mattcrowley8993 5 лет назад +32

      Sorry, I’m going for two!

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 4 года назад +17

      The funny thing is it's not even THAT BAD. The problem is more the delivery. It would be a typical kids movie line if a comic relief character said it. One that had been firing off one liners all movie. But this one basically just kinda turns good at the end and changes characer. It feels so off for so many reasons.
      Sure it's not in any way a good line but it's just a normal lame pun that was given some of the worst delivery I've ever seen.

    • @TheNBAfan101
      @TheNBAfan101 4 года назад +8

      The ogre’s butt!

    • @Thephillips-dj1po
      @Thephillips-dj1po 2 года назад +5

      *It looked like a good, strong script. Didn't it?*

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 года назад +10

      ''The ogre's BUTT.''

  • @lansirlot
    @lansirlot 6 лет назад +1309

    "why would you sing if you're in pain?" It's called the Blues, man.

    • @dracommics4544
      @dracommics4544 5 лет назад +15

      69 likes. NICE

    • @farlong4948
      @farlong4948 4 года назад +30

      He means in PHYSICAL pain.

    • @jjj9640
      @jjj9640 4 года назад +9

      2:46 LOOK OUT A WILD... WILD HAS APPEARED.
      P.S.: 3:31 Ya know, he's got the fire power, but he's a terrible shot.

    • @darthcinema1415
      @darthcinema1415 4 года назад +5

      "I've got no friends, no food! This whistle has nothing to do with food! OH I've got the no food BLUUUUES.": Nut Job.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 года назад +6

      He's on the jazz he's on the jazz.

  • @gamer708886
    @gamer708886 8 лет назад +1644

    Where does Elvis fit into the Arthur legend? Well he was the king! (badum-tish)

  • @dafilmqueen556
    @dafilmqueen556 5 лет назад +429

    I think the reason why putting Excalibur back on the stone didn't magically heal Garrett's eyes was because it was caused by a fire accident,whereas the rest were caused by magic(don't know if the same applies to Arthur's injured arm)

    • @ExplorerDS6789
      @ExplorerDS6789 4 года назад +42

      I thought Garrett got kicked in the face by a horse, which caused his blindness.

    • @AsianFury20
      @AsianFury20 4 года назад +44

      @@ExplorerDS6789 it did. As far as why his eyes weren't healed, I'd like to think it was because he had accepted his blindness, and he didn't feel like it was a handicap.

    • @hoobadooba2000
      @hoobadooba2000 4 года назад +14

      But what about the dragons? They were able to separate and they didn’t have any of the magic.

    • @AsianFury20
      @AsianFury20 4 года назад +16

      @@hoobadooba2000 for them, I think it was their strong desire to be separated, bit then of course they decided to stay together since they had learned to work as a team. Desire may also explain Garret's situation; there was a time when he felt his blindness was something that would cause Kayley to not truly love him, but them he realized that wasn't the case and was okay with staying blind.

    • @hoobadooba2000
      @hoobadooba2000 4 года назад +9

      Victor I mean I guess but I’m pretty sure that if he had the option, he would rather have his sight back

  • @wiseguy01
    @wiseguy01 6 лет назад +1561

    well, when it comes to the girl wanting to be a knight... while that is just straight up impossible, as it is the title of a male lesser noble and a military rank, she can be granted the alternative title of a Dame instead. Dames are the female equivalent to the more well known Knight and were usually the wives of knights. They also had military duties, so when their husbands were away for whatever reason, it would be up to the Dame to take command of her household soldiers and defend her home from outside attacks. They were pretty cool. So while the girl in this film would never be given the title of knight, she could be granted the feminine equivalent instead... just thought I'd share that.

    • @thedude3065
      @thedude3065 6 лет назад +49

      about as plausible as a crippled woman in world war two (glares at battlefield)

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 5 лет назад +91

      @@thedude3065 actually things like that were real and often times they would be spies.

    • @tsulee7876
      @tsulee7876 5 лет назад +24

      Quite an interesting piece of information! Thanks! 😊

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 лет назад +10

      Aren't you confusing ancient Breton history with Feudal Japan's history, or did they both pretty much do the same thing.

    • @janetestherina7169
      @janetestherina7169 5 лет назад +32

      @@thedude3065 Virginia Hall was a WW2 spy with a wooden leg

  • @gamergoku932
    @gamergoku932 8 лет назад +984

    "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place..."

  • @Nekucloud
    @Nekucloud 5 лет назад +256

    It kinda feels like the romance between Kayley and Garrett was rushed.😒

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 года назад +29

      There was a romance?

    • @GBmovieluv
      @GBmovieluv 4 года назад +12

      Not to mention them being knighted followed by them riding off in a horse with the sign Just Knighted on the back makes like it was more their wedding. Which when I saw it in theaters was sweet and confusing. It still is but the confusion overshadows the sweet

    • @somerandofromoregon
      @somerandofromoregon 3 года назад +1

      @@GBmovieluv Well they WERE having a wedding though

    • @GBmovieluv
      @GBmovieluv 3 года назад +4

      @@somerandofromoregon I thought so. It was still interesting the sign said Just Knighted so my guess that all couples back then being knighted and being married is the same thing

    • @vixiestarfire
      @vixiestarfire 3 года назад +1

      Look up the plot of the book it’s based on ooooooh 😢😭

  • @Mahoxy
    @Mahoxy 8 лет назад +1896

    Getting nostalgia from nostalgia critics old review, is this ironic? :|

    • @hedgehogsonic11
      @hedgehogsonic11 8 лет назад +47

      Not only that, but I'm also getting nostalgia from the movie itself.

    • @DAMIENDMILLS
      @DAMIENDMILLS 8 лет назад +28

      no, no not ironic at all

    • @Gio-vn9yj
      @Gio-vn9yj 8 лет назад +59

      nostalgiaception

    • @tadamo7942
      @tadamo7942 8 лет назад +18

      Such nostalgia

    • @pharaohyami5000
      @pharaohyami5000 8 лет назад +5

      Sadly, not a daily 4 PM release like it used to before 2016 began. For now, I'm just waiting for the Classics to surprise us.

  • @MistyLunaLotus
    @MistyLunaLotus 7 лет назад +351

    Actually, they did explain, you have to pay attention. Take the leaves. Garrett stated that Aiden helped him to see in the forest and learned what can harm you and what can heal you. When he got injured, Kayley picked those purple leaves. They were the same leaves Garrett picked when he said, "and what can heal you." I'm not advocating that it's a good movie but it's not as bad as you're billing it up to be. They do explain some of the things that you thought didn't make sense, it just went over your head.

    • @reasyrandom
      @reasyrandom 7 лет назад +46

      Okay, problems with this:
      1. How can he see that the leaves heal when he CAN'T see?
      2. If the leaves heal, why didn't he just use them to cure his blindness?

    • @kingofflames738
      @kingofflames738 7 лет назад +43

      ReasyRandom
      1. Maybe the leaves not only look different but also smell or feel different than others
      2. Maybe there aren't any plants that can hear blindness or maybe they smell/feel almost the exact same as a very poisonous plant and he doesnt want to risk it.

    • @marcusalm7350
      @marcusalm7350 6 лет назад +18

      Then how do you explain the clothes healing? 😉

    • @CadDriftarus
      @CadDriftarus 6 лет назад +13

      Marcus Alm
      Two Words:
      CLOTHES BEAM!!

    • @GedenWilbur
      @GedenWilbur 6 лет назад +23

      Camelot ties into about Avalon and Merlin. Magic, magical creatures ect, are all very real in that story. Absolutely agree a lot of things went over his head. The chicken, for example, is seen in the background seeing how awful his chicken wife has been treated, "promising" her to make it better. It was not out of nowhere, and yeah there might not have been any dialogue, but it was right there.

  • @jamesurbanic1975
    @jamesurbanic1975 2 года назад +248

    Nostalgia Critic,
    My father and I watched this video when it first came out. I had just bought him a google chromecast and was showing him youtube. To this day, we still quote this video. I don't know why, but we made it some kind of inside joke. Whenever we watch a movie and we dont understand, we yell "movie, explain!!!". And what you say about the bad guy at the beginning is just comedic gold.
    My father and I were talking the other day, and he said he thinks this is the best video he's ever seen. Thank you for bringing such joy to our lives.

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 Год назад +5

      That's seriously awesome that you and your dad have that experience together with this video. :)

    • @jamesurbanic1975
      @jamesurbanic1975 Год назад +3

      @@loneronin6813 it’s hilarious. We have a lot of sayings / quotes we say, and “movie, EXPLAIN!” Became one of them. We watch alot of bad movies lol

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 Год назад +4

      @@jamesurbanic1975 I'm glad that the two of you have that activity together. I have a strong relationship with my father as well so I can appreciate it when that's the case for others as well.

    • @jamesurbanic1975
      @jamesurbanic1975 Год назад +2

      @@loneronin6813 good to hear. Thanks for the conversation. God bless you

    • @loneronin6813
      @loneronin6813 Год назад +4

      @@jamesurbanic1975 Thank you to you as well and I wish you all the best in all aspects of your life. :D

  • @genera1013
    @genera1013 7 лет назад +178

    the dragons were separated, but chose to be back together. What if Garrett's eyes were healed, but he was like, "nah, this shit's ugly. Make me blind again"

    • @GBmovieluv
      @GBmovieluv 3 года назад +9

      The dragons looked disappointed when they were back to being two-headed, tho; hence the part of the movie I posted I got confused over

    • @TheBlackAntagonist
      @TheBlackAntagonist 3 года назад +6

      It's simple. The magic could only heal what was damaged by magic or magic adjacent. His blindness wasfrom a fire a while ago hence his ability to navigate so flawlessly without sight.

    • @genera1013
      @genera1013 3 года назад +7

      @@TheBlackAntagonist but dragons aren't treated as magical in the movie, and the twins weren't damaged by magic but rather....incest.

    • @TheBlackAntagonist
      @TheBlackAntagonist 3 года назад +1

      @@genera1013 Magical incest? XD

    • @freneticgamer4174
      @freneticgamer4174 2 года назад +3

      He wouldn't considering he could see before he went blind and already knew what things looked like before he lost his sight.

  • @lankey6969
    @lankey6969 8 лет назад +707

    The song actually worked BETTER in the sin city scene LOL

    • @NDOhioan
      @NDOhioan 8 лет назад +26

      That's exactly what I was thinking.

    • @Ay-xq7mj
      @Ay-xq7mj 8 лет назад +28

      ikr. I started LMFAO when I saw it.

    • @thepond1193
      @thepond1193 8 лет назад +12

      I know right

    • @santiagotamulis5833
      @santiagotamulis5833 8 лет назад +20

      Yeah , it talks about a better place away from the horrible violence

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 8 лет назад +9

      I was just going to say that!! 😂😂😂😂 it really does!

  • @KingShark47
    @KingShark47 5 лет назад +359

    2:05 he had an opportunity and he missed it
    water
    earth
    fire
    air

    • @georgehiscott700
      @georgehiscott700 5 лет назад +36

      But then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

    • @kymymedia
      @kymymedia 4 года назад +11

      Who is Bobby and Annette from

    • @Flipcrash
      @Flipcrash 4 года назад +16

      Was he even aware of avatar. Didn't he watch the avatar serious years later

    • @gauthierdaviaultmathieu631
      @gauthierdaviaultmathieu631 4 года назад +4

      This is in Captain Planet.

    • @KingShark47
      @KingShark47 4 года назад +2

      @@Flipcrash maybe idk

  • @richardconaway1687
    @richardconaway1687 6 лет назад +232

    "what does acme support the dark arts?" fairly obvious when you think about it. there's like a ton of evidence they do practice black magic in their cartoons XD.

    • @AxenfonKlatismrek
      @AxenfonKlatismrek 4 года назад +15

      Also, in the movie THERE WAS EXPLAINED how he got that potion, Ruber asked witch to make one potion and she did

    • @adamloga3788
      @adamloga3788 3 года назад +8

      Wile E. Coyote is gonna be PISSED that they kept giving him giant sling-shots and rocketskates when they could've hooked him up with actual flipping MAGIC.

    • @jermainechan8477
      @jermainechan8477 3 года назад +2

      Its funny all these years I never noticed the word "acme" on the potion bottle lol

    • @satoshirei4242
      @satoshirei4242 2 года назад

      Maybe Ruber bought that potion off Witch Hazel and she’s a suplier for ACME corp.

    • @cheyenneeasterling4556
      @cheyenneeasterling4556 2 года назад

      Marvin also uses weapons made by the company, + he's my favorite looney tune!

  • @ALu-nq8rf
    @ALu-nq8rf 7 лет назад +82

    "For god's sakes, you're not even trying. First you rip off Belle and now you gotta rip off the rock biter from Neverending Story. This is just painful!"
    Not as painful as that animation collision between a bad imitation of traditional and what looks like early experimentation of CGI.

  • @thomaslao3411
    @thomaslao3411 5 лет назад +166

    Critic, you forgot to mention that the double dragon got separated at the end only to be stuck together again somehow.... "EXPLAIN MOVIE.. EXPLAIN!"

    • @BrokensoulRider
      @BrokensoulRider 5 лет назад +19

      They wished for something so much the magic that exuded from the re-sealing of Excalibur split them. But then put them back together when they realized they were happier together as one unit.

    • @marianokaz1503
      @marianokaz1503 3 года назад +1

      @@BrokensoulRider I hate how they look, those legs bother me.

    • @BrokensoulRider
      @BrokensoulRider 3 года назад

      @@marianokaz1503 You get used to it.

    • @cadjebushey6524
      @cadjebushey6524 9 месяцев назад

      Meant as a joke?

  • @cmeves
    @cmeves 8 лет назад +735

    That night when he was alone, he instantly regretted forging the sword to his right hand...

    • @kreutonne3743
      @kreutonne3743 8 лет назад +13

      omg why

    • @cmeves
      @cmeves 8 лет назад +58

      +scary hat That, my friend, was a masturbation joke because I'm super classy like that.

    • @jaccuse4086
      @jaccuse4086 8 лет назад +21

      +Christopher Eves Fap like a sir.

    • @enigma6845
      @enigma6845 8 лет назад +3

      You Clever Man

    • @kreutonne3743
      @kreutonne3743 8 лет назад +19

      worst part is I'm left handed

  • @MarimbaBuddy
    @MarimbaBuddy 4 года назад +295

    13:50.
    Garrett: "Look at the sky..."
    NC: "OH, SHUT UP!!!"
    Beautiful! XD

    • @somerandofromoregon
      @somerandofromoregon 4 года назад +16

      Never gets old. I still watch the Nostalgia Critic. Screw the people who hate him now.

    • @dr.mixer8930
      @dr.mixer8930 2 года назад

      @@somerandofromoregon even if they say he sucks now of days but f-k you all,he reviews good movies that he talks about in the past.

    • @jacobdehaan4114
      @jacobdehaan4114 9 месяцев назад +3

      That's the best part! 😂😂😂

    • @travisdelafuente1150
      @travisdelafuente1150 8 месяцев назад +6

      "Does everybody have to sing in this movie?" XD

    • @travisdelafuente1150
      @travisdelafuente1150 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@somerandofromoregon Me too. Fuck the haters.

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr 3 года назад +60

    19:11 Another thing that they don't explain; why would combining a chicken with an axe suddenly make him talk?

  • @hernandogaribaldi8627
    @hernandogaribaldi8627 6 лет назад +276

    I'm start to thinking Camelot is a silly place in any story.

    • @marakarthegreat
      @marakarthegreat 5 лет назад +22

      yeah... I should most definitely not go to camelot

    • @duncananderson2113
      @duncananderson2113 5 лет назад +2

      @@marakarthegreat well Camelot is Linkara's favourite film

    • @ghostking7853
      @ghostking7853 5 лет назад +2

      The adventures of Merlin is pretty good

  • @ilopominecrafter
    @ilopominecrafter 8 лет назад +264

    Critic, to be fair about kaley running away: how do you expect her to fight living weapons? She has no fighting experience

    • @ilopominecrafter
      @ilopominecrafter 7 лет назад +10

      Angel, The Dark Overlord not long anyway

    • @FlynnRider4
      @FlynnRider4 7 лет назад +16

      TouhouFather
      Garrett had training and years of experience.

    • @reviewception4328
      @reviewception4328 7 лет назад +23

      FlynnRider4 but still it doesn't change the fact that she didn't necessarily grow as a charaxter

    • @FlynnRider4
      @FlynnRider4 7 лет назад +11

      REVIEWCEPTION
      That is not the argument regarding this point.

    • @MrWill9002
      @MrWill9002 7 лет назад +1

      he explained it in his top 11 DUMBASSES in distress

  • @deuceydee3506
    @deuceydee3506 Год назад +72

    It's amazing how he tears apart the line "The Ogre's butt!" and doesn't even acknowledge the moment immediately following that, where the ogre just blasts Ruber and his griffin through the cave with a fart. Easily the stupidest, funniest, and most memorable moment in the film 😂

    • @ralpbeez8414
      @ralpbeez8414 Год назад +10

      At 0:50 he says "medieval blast from the ass" which I've always wondered was a reference to that scene.

    • @jonathanrussell6525
      @jonathanrussell6525 8 месяцев назад

      I love the delivery of that line

  • @Jonathanest90s
    @Jonathanest90s 6 лет назад +311

    This movie destroyed the marketing of the Iron Giant.

    • @joshuagonzalez5950
      @joshuagonzalez5950 6 лет назад +63

      Yup Iron Giant was Still Better Movie Then This

    • @austinkruse7610
      @austinkruse7610 5 лет назад +26

      Jonathan Pinis0N yet this movie still bombed

    • @cam62cam811
      @cam62cam811 5 лет назад +66

      Damn . At least The Iron Giant is remembered more than this .

    • @seanpvs101moviesproduction3
      @seanpvs101moviesproduction3 4 года назад +3

      Joshua Gonzalez I 10000% Agree

    • @somerandofromoregon
      @somerandofromoregon 3 года назад +7

      Even today, people are still calling The Iron Giant underrated, but I don’t think that’s the case now. It’s very popular today

  • @Headbanger142
    @Headbanger142 8 лет назад +1143

    .....The Ogre's butt.

  • @McCraeTheMediaLover
    @McCraeTheMediaLover 5 лет назад +66

    The two-headed dragon are basically a ripoff of Timon and Pumbaa and Mushu from Mulan

    • @tyknight1858
      @tyknight1858 4 года назад +3

      Mulan came out 1998 and this film came out in 94.

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 3 года назад +1

      And the genie.

    • @donalds980
      @donalds980 3 года назад +1

      TyKnight 18 No this came out in 1998 the same year as Mulan just mouths before

    • @bruhchamp16593
      @bruhchamp16593 3 года назад +1

      they’re named “Devon” and “Cornwall”.
      geddit?! they’re English counties! HA!

    • @daviddanczyk2638
      @daviddanczyk2638 3 года назад

      Don't forget Figment.

  • @Lisapancakes
    @Lisapancakes 7 лет назад +656

    I actually adore this movie

    • @arthurbrandonnielsen
      @arthurbrandonnielsen 6 лет назад +59

      Same. I can see why he'd hate it, but I still like this movie.
      And the songs. I always thought that Rubert's song was supposed to be deliberately bad, to mock the "villain gets the best song" trope.

    • @fabycho6791
      @fabycho6791 5 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @nextgenerationbros.6220
      @nextgenerationbros.6220 5 лет назад +7

      Same but at the same time, this is one of those movies that I enjoyed as a kid but looking back, yeah no it was horrible....

    • @MrCommandoawesome
      @MrCommandoawesome 5 лет назад +7

      Honestly the biggest problem with his villain song is that it's too short. It doesn't go long enough to me a memorable song in any real way

    • @jenpressley
      @jenpressley 5 лет назад

      Simpler times

  • @FrogiMen13
    @FrogiMen13 7 лет назад +156

    OH MY GOD, "do I feel clucky" This was literally the most cringy and simply THE WORST line I have EVER witnessed in any movie ever made xD it was SO BAD!

    • @thecinematicmind
      @thecinematicmind 7 лет назад +11

      FrogiMen13 I have to say that is one of the worst film lines referencing to a popular film ever.

    • @rithrius5384
      @rithrius5384 6 лет назад

      This was Sinbad levels of bad.

    • @DigiDestined13
      @DigiDestined13 5 лет назад +3

      What's worse is they couldn't even get the reference right! No one on the writing team for that movie knew what a fucking pronoun was!

    • @silveryote1
      @silveryote1 4 года назад

      "helloooo, double chili CAT burger with onions and pickles"

  • @night_owll28
    @night_owll28 5 лет назад +206

    "I want to save damsels in distress!" me: GAY

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 5 лет назад +15

      Me, after hearing her say that: BOIOIOIOIOIOIOING

    • @pinkiepiecupcake7779
      @pinkiepiecupcake7779 4 года назад +20

      It'll be better if she says "rescuing boys in distress" since she's married to Garrett

    • @yogalover2753
      @yogalover2753 4 года назад +8

      @@pinkiepiecupcake7779 True but you should keep in mind that she didn't know what a damsel in distress was. I know this is probably a joke but I thought that I should probably point this out.

    • @pinkiepiecupcake7779
      @pinkiepiecupcake7779 4 года назад +1

      @@yogalover2753 True. My bad for my mis communication then

    • @yogalover2753
      @yogalover2753 4 года назад +3

      @@pinkiepiecupcake7779 It's ok.

  • @shekemov
    @shekemov 8 лет назад +362

    I kinda miss this "SPIDERS!" guy.

    • @mach6247
      @mach6247 8 лет назад +13

      I think his name was Dr. Monty or something.

    • @Lifad2011
      @Lifad2011 7 лет назад +35

      Dr. Smith

    • @omnicowdemon
      @omnicowdemon 7 лет назад

      shekemov Very nice Spider Jerusalem Avatar sir. 😆

    • @jnellieeightyfive7725
      @jnellieeightyfive7725 6 лет назад

      What was the original review he is from?

    • @andorchadas7407
      @andorchadas7407 6 лет назад +7

      Janelle Adams His Lost in Space review, I think

  • @nicolaheekin1915
    @nicolaheekin1915 7 лет назад +177

    oh my god, singing *is* the most diabolical thing he could do, it's _AWFUL_

  • @plattytheperrypus5701
    @plattytheperrypus5701 5 лет назад +302

    What if
    You wanted a good movie
    But quest for camelot said
    *T H E O G R E ' S B U T T !*

  • @juanesmartinos6455
    @juanesmartinos6455 7 лет назад +115

    Recording from 'Quest for Camelot'
    - "Gentlemen, I wanted to talk to you about this line"
    - "Which is that?"
    - ""The ogre's butt.""
    - "What about it?"
    - "Is... Is that it? Simply "the ogre's butt"?"
    - "Yeah, it's an ogre's butt. What's wrong with an ogre's butt?"
    - "Oh, nothing, I have nothing against the ogre's butt, I'm sure the ogre's butt is lovely. However, there doesn't seem to be any reason for the ogre's butt. How about perhaps a, uh, verb, or predicate clause? Like, "Look out for the ogre's butt." Or, "Oh no, we are under the ogre's butt." Or, if you'll permit me, "Woe is me and all others who are trapped under ogre's butt... eseses.""
    - "Yeah, ogre's butt isn't plural"
    - "Duly noted, but at least that one came with a conjunction. Grammatically speaking, I think that makes the ogre's butt much more palatable"
    - "Look, just stick to the script"
    - "But I ask you, how does it make any sense? I'm a Shakespearean trained actor"
    - "Hey, weren't you that spider in Lost in Space?"
    - "...Ogre's butt it is"
    - "Get to work, puppet"
    - " _[sigh]_ "

  • @HORSESNDOGS9
    @HORSESNDOGS9 7 лет назад +235

    Does anyone else miss the "spiders" guy?

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 4 года назад +68

    You know I think I know why I liked this movie a lot more than most: the voice acting was actually good in my language.

  • @atotalfiasco4213
    @atotalfiasco4213 7 лет назад +77

    I first watched this movie in 5th grade when the entire grade had a day to watch movies and relax. Then the song at 17:00 starts playing, and the teacher literally paused the movie and asked the class if they wanted to skip the song. The class unanimously let out a big "YES"

    • @alivebacontgm2
      @alivebacontgm2 4 месяца назад +1

      Even the teacher thought that this song made no sence

  • @Noobazzah
    @Noobazzah 8 лет назад +459

    This movie made perfect sense when I was a kid. I must've been a bit simple.

    • @Noobazzah
      @Noobazzah 8 лет назад +89

      Having said that, "It's magic, a wizard done it" probably suffices as an explanation for pretty much everything in this film.

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 8 лет назад +21

      Yeah, that pretty much explains everything, dude. Oh well!!! Back to the drawing board.

    • @gwendolynwestwind9764
      @gwendolynwestwind9764 7 лет назад +8

      I loved this film as a kid. I don't know why, I think because we didn't have it on VHS so I only saw it a few times when I took it out from the library.

    • @JMandJJ7797
      @JMandJJ7797 7 лет назад +6

      I loved this film as a kid too and have it on VHS don't know where it is now though. Which is why I was hesitant to watch this because Nostalgia Critic would rip on it and not only would I watch my childhood die I would realize how bad it was and how much my childhood sucks. This is not the first movie I watched as a kid that years later he would review either. Although I am glad I did decided to watch this one cause I am getting hooked after that squeezing the horse to get a song joke.

    • @terranova1203
      @terranova1203 7 лет назад

      Everyone goes though that phase.

  • @gut853
    @gut853 Год назад +119

    Press F to pay respect for both Gary Oldman and Celine Dion having to be associated with this trainwreck

  • @aii5748
    @aii5748 7 лет назад +188

    I really liked this movie when I was small because the main character was pretty, her love interest was cool -- I thought he was a unique character & he's really *the only* interesting thing in this movie, and I liked one song -- just one single song. *Everything else in this movie sucked* which kept me from loving it. *The blind guy should've been the main character.* The movie would be far more interesting that way. Seeing how he copes with life and triumphs over battles and challenges using his wits. To me, the few scenes where he fought and traversed while blind is what made the movie memorable.

    • @quasi8180
      @quasi8180 2 года назад +3

      Yup Garret was the best thing about this movie

  • @tupandactylushours6928
    @tupandactylushours6928 7 лет назад +306

    the only part of this movie I enjoyed was the griffin. His design was badass

    • @captaincrunch784
      @captaincrunch784 4 года назад +12

      His voice was AWESOME

    • @captaincrunch784
      @captaincrunch784 4 года назад +11

      He had a monocle!!!!!

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 4 года назад +17

      Yeah he/she was pretty badass. I also liked the idea of a spell that combines living things with weapons, that could lead to some Cronenberg-like body horror if used effectively.

    • @arlwithac9285
      @arlwithac9285 3 года назад +1

      Precisely.

    • @zackrules4797
      @zackrules4797 3 года назад +2

      @@rogue7723 It's a he because he's voiced by Bronson Pinchot.

  • @aftertalefanatic19
    @aftertalefanatic19 7 лет назад +114

    I actually liked this movie quite a bit, but I see why you'd hate it.

  • @shizuwolf
    @shizuwolf 8 лет назад +531

    I like it when light-hearted music plays over intense action scenes. That's what made the opening to Deadpool fucking awesome.

    • @shizuwolf
      @shizuwolf 8 лет назад +13

      +Slave W (Gaming) "some guy's film"

    • @shizuwolf
      @shizuwolf 8 лет назад +12

      +Slave W (Gaming) "a hot chick"

    • @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723
      @ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723 8 лет назад +18

      But that music is somber or perhaps reflective, not light hearted.

    • @SiamAMusic
      @SiamAMusic 8 лет назад +54

      Yes but deadpool has an entire comedic undertone, while this movie is supposed to be taken seriously. It works well in deadpool because of his character and his mindset.

    • @shizuwolf
      @shizuwolf 8 лет назад

      +Siam Ahmed what about Asura's Wrath? If you don't know what that is, it's a video game, and most of it's ost is pretty somber.

  • @katygaston8777
    @katygaston8777 2 года назад +49

    Kayley's mother's singing voice IS actually Celine Dion.

    • @user-dr2yz8um3d
      @user-dr2yz8um3d 2 года назад +1

      Actually one of my favorite parts of the film her singing the prayer

  • @alphabulblax1649
    @alphabulblax1649 8 лет назад +869

    "The Ogre's Butt," a Gary Oldman X Shrek Fanfiction.

  • @Mitch-K
    @Mitch-K 7 лет назад +80

    Critic: How would you like it if in Sin City they started playing this song in the really intense moments?
    Does anyone else think it fit better there than it does in this movie?

  • @zackrules4797
    @zackrules4797 3 года назад +58

    I personally think Bladebeak had a reason to turned good in the climax, because he was Kayley's pet chicken on the farm, He was not evil or a jerk and I don't think he was helping Ruber at all, he was just there to tell him that Kayley, Garrett and Ayden are going after Excalibur and he serves him his lunch, he was useless for Ruber's plans, so he sends him back to the wagons with Juliana and his wife, which is another reason why he turned good, so he can see his wife again.

    • @ethanschenck9714
      @ethanschenck9714 11 месяцев назад +4

      Also, throughout his scenes you could see a hen that I assumed was either his mother or his girlfriend, and they looked at each other with a twinge of sadness constantly up until he turned on Ruber, where they were seemingly chatting. I haven't seen the film in like 17 years at least, but I did notice and remember them

    • @cannandreas
      @cannandreas 8 месяцев назад +1

      There are a lot of things this film doesn't explain, but it's annoying when they actually DO explain something and it's his most OTT reaction. Although granted not well explained.

  • @thomasnethery6718
    @thomasnethery6718 7 лет назад +81

    I think the acme was meant as Easter egg joke

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 лет назад +7

      Thomas Nethery He knows. He manages to make a joke about Acme supporting black arts.

    • @maximoin40k37
      @maximoin40k37 5 лет назад

      Ya think!?

  • @vincentdauteuil2318
    @vincentdauteuil2318 8 лет назад +227

    I actually loved this movie when I was a kid.

    • @vincentdauteuil2318
      @vincentdauteuil2318 8 лет назад +8

      After watching more of the review, I will add that the version I watched was the french dub who sound a lot better.

    • @SadoMessiahLP
      @SadoMessiahLP 8 лет назад

      i have a feeling that most dubbed movies (especially the bad ones) sound way better than the original

    • @raidenvakarian9362
      @raidenvakarian9362 8 лет назад +2

      Yep, same here. Just replace French dub with Bulgarian dub.

    • @Vladimira92
      @Vladimira92 8 лет назад +3

      It may be. Italian version is pretty cool.

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 8 лет назад

      But what do you really think about this movie, now that you're no longer a little kid anymore?!

  • @calebdekeyser7496
    @calebdekeyser7496 5 лет назад +112

    That scene in Sin City really works with that song

    • @GBmovieluv
      @GBmovieluv 3 года назад +10

      I can kind of see it

    • @jeremyroskes5391
      @jeremyroskes5391 Год назад +1

      uh, how

    • @hashtagcritical8688
      @hashtagcritical8688 Год назад +2

      It strangely does, actually. Never watched Sin City, but the song and the events playing in that scene can go hand in hand, in a bittersweet or morbid sense.

  • @simbasorariku3
    @simbasorariku3 8 лет назад +181

    I feel sorry for Kaley. All she wanted was to be a knight, but she keeps needing someone else to rescue her. At least she was able to warn King Arthur by knocking that guard out of the wagon.

    • @StormCrownSr
      @StormCrownSr 8 лет назад +15

      Because she was a useless character from the get go and couldn't save herself from a paper bag without help?

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 8 лет назад +19

      That wasn't her fault, they decided to write her that way.

    • @JustinAKABiff
      @JustinAKABiff 8 лет назад +38

      Yeah, I've never had a problem with the Damsel in Distress trope as I believe that using a loved one of any gender as motivation is just an old harmless trope that makes for easy heroic motivation.
      However, I do have a problem when the trope takes an otherwise capable female character - or someone who is being built-up to be a capable female character - and nerfs them or ruins their potential just to put them into a "damsel in distress" situation.
      Kayley spends the entire movie driving home her point about becoming a knight in spite of her gender - and then winds up needing to be rescued by blind guy.

    • @favorx183
      @favorx183 8 лет назад +8

      +Biff the BearKiller ikr how is a blind guy literally more capable of defending himself then her?

    • @thewaterguy17
      @thewaterguy17 8 лет назад +9

      Definitely, I've always rejected this notion of "damsels in distress" always being sexist objects that need saving and therefore anyone that uses the trope is a misogynist asshole, one not every character (female included) needs to be a bow/gun toting warrior, aside from that everyone needs help sometimes, even amazing warriors, however it does become a problem when a badass female character suddenly loses all of her badassery for the sake of a plot point

  • @someonessidechannel1485
    @someonessidechannel1485 8 лет назад +61

    Let's not forget that the hawk's "flying" sound near the end is actually a royalty free sound effect, which you may recognize from Wizard 101.
    Much care, many wow.
    And the villain was ripped from Mulan, turned in to a redhead, and thrown in to this world.
    It also wiped his brain of anything clever and handed him that potion.

    • @ironfox4990
      @ironfox4990 8 лет назад +7

      This movie came out a year before Mulan.

    • @daniellavaladez9538
      @daniellavaladez9538 8 лет назад +3

      +EVOLUTIONARY LAKEMAN. Actually, it came out the same year Mulan came out - 1998.

    • @TheBigAEC
      @TheBigAEC 8 лет назад +1

      It did come out before it albeit 1 month before it.

    • @someonessidechannel1485
      @someonessidechannel1485 8 лет назад +1

      He still has the same character model.

  • @mimilewis3653
    @mimilewis3653 5 лет назад +237

    I don’t know why but every time he says “SPIDERS” I can’t help but laugh!!!

  • @Dinoman-ff1wc
    @Dinoman-ff1wc 7 лет назад +44

    They did explain why the forest did what it did. It's a magic forest.

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 лет назад +1

      Richard Dale Nickell That Fuckup was addressed a long time ago.

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 5 лет назад

      well, for one, the sketch had an important mission, even if it was too much: The movie asks you to take for granted many things, too much (the last twist, for example, doesn't make the least bit of sense. If Excalibur destroyed its wielder if they were of less-than-pure heart, you'd think a round table knight would be knowledgeable of that...)
      And another thing: He is perfectly conscious that a movie can not be 100% transparent on his universe and still be good, as represented by the last sketch, with Mary Poppins: A movie that never, ever explains anything, but he really likes it.

  • @xGothRoseX
    @xGothRoseX 8 лет назад +185

    I'm pretty sure someone mentioned this in the original review, but one of the people who worked on this movie was Lauren Faust, the creator of MLP: Friendship is Magic. She's not very proud of this project, she said it was supposed to be darker and not a musical, but the executives wanted something akin to the popular Disney films, thus giving birth to this piece of shit.

    • @EyreAffair
      @EyreAffair 7 лет назад +29

      Mai Aimaia Ah, yes. Executive meddling at its finest (or, should I say, lowest).

    • @shadowspider9
      @shadowspider9 7 лет назад +8

      An executive's job is to know what the audience wants and shot down they think will fail and approve idea's that they believe will be a success. They are basically idea reviewers.
      A lot of time they actually DO do their job but it's hard to know they are. The only way you know is when a director has a hit with a movie that had lots of executive meddling but movies he has full control over suck.
      George Lucas, Tim Burton, Zack Synider.

    • @The_GhostWind
      @The_GhostWind 7 лет назад +3

      Mai Aimaia CURSE YOU 90’S MIDDLING EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS!

    • @ianr.navahuber2195
      @ianr.navahuber2195 7 лет назад +6

      that explains why it looks like a mess. i think they animated half of the dark elements, thycut the explanations, and they put the musicals

    • @Poever
      @Poever 6 лет назад +7

      shadowspider9 clearly these executives were wrong that audiences wanted carbon copycat Disney wannabes. Then a decade later, we got Dreamworks wannabes. Now, probably Illumination wannabes.

  • @Flowerbarrel
    @Flowerbarrel 6 лет назад +94

    Plot Twist: King Arthur was the villain setting all the betrayals and deaths into motion and the one who really had the affair with Sir Lancelot!

  • @scottharris7229
    @scottharris7229 8 лет назад +349

    "I have nothing against the ogre's butt, I'm sure the ogre's butt is lovely..." XD

  • @SgtScorpious
    @SgtScorpious 8 лет назад +199

    this was the birth of the "Explain Nuke"

    • @demagurgas8035
      @demagurgas8035 8 лет назад +3

      So true!!

    • @XanderVJ
      @XanderVJ 8 лет назад +8

      Too bad he only used it once again. I'd like to see it back more often. lol

    • @GBmovieluv
      @GBmovieluv 3 года назад +1

      Wasn't it also the birth of "Nuking the Fridge"?

  • @brianfuller7691
    @brianfuller7691 5 лет назад +47

    Technically, Kayley would be a Dame but not a knight. I watched this several times including recently and every point in this review is sadly true.

  • @Morganlafayy
    @Morganlafayy 7 лет назад +263

    I will always love this movie, it might be crap to everyone but it's close to my heart.. I love the songs and the characters, to me this movie never gets old.. One of my favorites, yeah it sucks to everyone, but I love it regardless

    • @dododakowski2813
      @dododakowski2813 6 лет назад +11

      I can see your apeall to it.
      It's animation is pleasing
      And it's dark undertone is Disneyuntypical.
      And I surprisingly remember some scenes

    • @gabriellagonzalez9577
      @gabriellagonzalez9577 6 лет назад +11

      I agree. I *loved* this movie.

    • @loganfrandrup6590
      @loganfrandrup6590 5 лет назад +1

      Agreed, this was one of my first moves.

    • @dafilmqueen556
      @dafilmqueen556 5 лет назад +3

      I love this movie,and only saw it for the first time in 2017,loving it since because of the soundtrack!

    • @bellametallica
      @bellametallica 5 лет назад +2

      Hey, to each their own.

  • @JonathonWilder
    @JonathonWilder 8 лет назад +66

    I am pretty sure there was at least a sign that explained the forest was a magical, enchanted forest, or cursed maybe. Something to that effect. Of any case it can be explained it is because of magic, what more do you need?

    • @ZygfrydJelenieRogi
      @ZygfrydJelenieRogi 8 лет назад +28

      The chicken' betrayal is also explained by that 2-sec animation with the hen. He overreacted on many levels

    • @ghostfreak1309
      @ghostfreak1309 8 лет назад

      Love the Celestia pic!

    • @dcarter020809
      @dcarter020809 8 лет назад

      *****​ so does your profile picture

    • @ghostfreak1309
      @ghostfreak1309 8 лет назад +1

      Why, thank you very much!

    • @tmzissupergay
      @tmzissupergay 8 лет назад +2

      I need the ogres butt.

  • @Tombola1993
    @Tombola1993 5 лет назад +127

    I actually was interviewed by one of the animators who worked on this film for a university animation course. She is one of the lecturers of the University of South Wales for 2D and Stop Motion animation and I will be having her as one of my tutors. How cool is that?

    • @marianokaz1503
      @marianokaz1503 3 года назад +3

      What did she think about working on this movie? Any experiences?

    • @deademochicky
      @deademochicky 2 года назад +2

      U are so so so so lucky I wish I could meet who ur meeting

    • @deademochicky
      @deademochicky 2 года назад +3

      This movie is one of my untimate favorite movies ever

    • @Wubsy96
      @Wubsy96 2 года назад

      Did you graduate yet?
      Any projects that you took lately?

    • @Tombola1993
      @Tombola1993 2 года назад +3

      @@Wubsy96 Well I graduated from my degree last year, but I am currently doing a part time Masters degree, also in animation. Plus I am working as a designer and animator on a Welsh web series called The Vale and I have a part time job as a children’s book illustrator.

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 5 лет назад +64

    "Explain, movie! Explain!!"
    Movie: "Eh, I don't feel like it"

  • @ksoundkaiju9256
    @ksoundkaiju9256 8 лет назад +115

    That Sin City scene with that music playing in the background....actually kinda fits, or am I just really fucked up?....

    • @benshaul6976
      @benshaul6976 8 лет назад +5

      I know it sounded so fitting for

    • @marcosmederos2745
      @marcosmederos2745 8 лет назад +18

      It fits....strangely.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 7 лет назад +7

      Polygon Man Kind of like the opening fight scene in Watchmen with the Comedian and Ozymandias.

    • @abigailtate8345
      @abigailtate8345 7 лет назад +4

      It's ironically fitting.... I think.

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble 7 лет назад

      Yes

  • @TMSlovacek
    @TMSlovacek 5 лет назад +70

    I remember loving this movie as a kid. Saw it come up on Netflix once as an adult and decided to give it a nostalgic watch. I then realized how bad a movie it was and it has forever clouded my original enjoyment of it as a kid.
    Sometimes, you have to leave things you liked as a child in the realm of nostalgia, untainted by you adult sensibilities.

  • @metallord6960
    @metallord6960 7 лет назад +197

    'hello hot character trait" what is a damsel anyway goodbye hot character trait"

    • @gaminggoof1542
      @gaminggoof1542 7 лет назад +23

      Wa wa waaaa

    • @tylerfish2701
      @tylerfish2701 5 лет назад +4

      So that's where Bobsheaux got that from.

    • @tultsi93
      @tultsi93 5 лет назад +4

      I ship Kayley with a girl. ; )

  • @because-strudels
    @because-strudels 7 лет назад +162

    Disagree about the sad song choice bit. The gentle song playing during the chase really touched my heart as a kid; when it starts, it felt like what I was watching was a scary dream, like it wasn't actually happening. Then as it fades off when she enters the forest, the minor to major key change made an appropriate transition into the next part of the story.

    • @lunabearsong2043
      @lunabearsong2043 6 лет назад +10

      Star Strudel Absolutely agree!

    • @Jarod-sm5rf
      @Jarod-sm5rf 6 лет назад +4

      I don’t see it. I just don’t thanks to this review when I had that song I see that Scene from sin city

    • @Jarod-vg9wq
      @Jarod-vg9wq 6 лет назад +5

      Really? I don’t see how a gentle sad song fits with a crazy chase.

    • @DetectivePhatWeedington
      @DetectivePhatWeedington 6 лет назад +5

      I understand where you're coming from and I'm not here to rag on your favorite movie moments, but that song doesn't fit that scene at all.

    • @chaleron7410
      @chaleron7410 6 лет назад +8

      It would have been more moving if she was just riding but the chase kinda ruined it

  • @marakarthegreat
    @marakarthegreat 5 лет назад +182

    On second thought, let's not watch Quest for Camelot. It is a silly movie.

    • @GBmovieluv
      @GBmovieluv 4 года назад +13

      I love how Monty Python and the Holy Grail took the story a bit more seriously. An extra reason to love it

  • @rexr9925
    @rexr9925 7 лет назад +74

    I think the "ACME" placement just references Looney Tunes. Critic said Quest was a WB production, and WB did those LT cartoons, so this is just a nod to that. Anyone familiar with Acme (especially Wile E. Coyote) is gonna understand that.

    • @FlynnRider4
      @FlynnRider4 7 лет назад +14

      Rex R
      Exactly. Not hard to figure out. Did it fit well? No, but it is clearly an in-joke.

    • @cheyenneeasterling4556
      @cheyenneeasterling4556 2 года назад

      And Marvin.

  • @Christmasminions
    @Christmasminions 7 лет назад +110

    Celine Dion actually sang that song in the movie. LOL

    • @juju_426
      @juju_426 5 лет назад +2

      Don't forget Josh Groban and Andrea Bocelli.

  • @JillLulamoon
    @JillLulamoon 2 года назад +17

    Tbh I always thought the song "The Prayer" works fine with the chase scene.
    After all, it's a song about, well, a prayer for safety. Its basically the character singing for Kaylee to be safe as she flees for her life.
    It's not supposed to be an action scene.

  • @TheRachaelLefler
    @TheRachaelLefler 8 лет назад +64

    My theory is that "I want" songs correlate with the action of feeding animals on a farm because of Fiddler on the Roof.

    • @TheRachaelLefler
      @TheRachaelLefler 8 лет назад +30

      It's a way of underscoring the humble origins of the hero or heroine too.

  • @NerdyNeutron
    @NerdyNeutron 6 лет назад +57

    Calm down Griffin your scaring the little girl!
    "SCARING THE LITTLE GiRL!"

  • @wolfshade5020
    @wolfshade5020 2 года назад +20

    Thank god Prince of Egypt came out and knocked this move out of the water

  • @echoki
    @echoki 8 лет назад +628

    #GuiltyPleasureMovie
    Hes right its a bad movie, but i can't help it. I like the movie.

    • @dysgraphicscribe9749
      @dysgraphicscribe9749 8 лет назад +11

      Agreed

    • @echoki
      @echoki 8 лет назад +14

      Sam Dotson
      yay a fellow Quest for Camelot lover. very few in numbers.

    • @Unihuahua
      @Unihuahua 8 лет назад +14

      Ah I feel the same! He brings up valid points why it's not that great of a movie but I always liked it lol

    • @echoki
      @echoki 8 лет назад +11

      Unihuahua
      i guess i just always looked deeper into it and applied my own head-cannons to it. so for me everything makes sense cuz MAGIC. lol

    • @echoki
      @echoki 8 лет назад +2

      woooudo
      I know right! :D I'm so happy so many people like this movie like i do.

  • @josephjohnson8212
    @josephjohnson8212 8 лет назад +158

    Gotta say you're wrong about "The Prayer" scene. The lyrics "I pray she'll be alright...lead her to a place where she'll be safe" actually work perfectly for someone running away. The fervent, beautiful prayer contrasted with the very evil it cries against is an awesome concept. Of course, ax-chickens and weird denizens kinda ruin the moment.

    • @heatherjasper97
      @heatherjasper97 7 лет назад +14

      I felt the song worked perfectly for that scene as well.

    • @Nickle_King
      @Nickle_King 7 лет назад +34

      Joseph Johnson The words made sense. The music doesn't. In fact, if it was just the mother praying over the chase, it probably would have been better.

    • @thecinematicmind
      @thecinematicmind 7 лет назад +4

      Nick K Much, much better.

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble 7 лет назад +24

      Here's the thing - if they'd FOCUSED on the mother it would have been fine; but they DIDN'T. She was there for - what? A minute? At best? Then they had all this action shit and screaming running away shit stolen RIGHT THE FUCK OUT OF SNOW WHITE... god... this movie...

    • @HORSESNDOGS9
      @HORSESNDOGS9 7 лет назад +11

      I think the song would have worked well enough if they used more frightening bad guys chasing her and cut out all the noise, leaving us with a more dramatic moment

  • @killerbee126
    @killerbee126 5 лет назад +201

    "EXPLAIN MOVIE, EXPLAIN!"
    magic

    • @azazelreeds
      @azazelreeds 5 лет назад +20

      Pretty much every time he yells this it's about a Celtic or Arthurian reference, and it makes me feel like I'm in on a joke that he's not lol

    • @sarahel8596
      @sarahel8596 4 года назад +4

      This has no business being as funny as it is

    • @alexjewett7455
      @alexjewett7455 4 года назад +6

      It's magic. We don't have to explain it.

    • @somerandofromoregon
      @somerandofromoregon 3 года назад +2

      *Warner Bros: Not gonna happen.*

    • @jalenikezeue4114
      @jalenikezeue4114 3 года назад +3

      Jesse Watson 90's Magic my friend It Can get away with anything For Example Back in the original cartoon of He-Man he could magic Put a broken Chain Back Together

  • @crashtefano
    @crashtefano 4 года назад +48

    At the end of this movie, Nostalgia Critic has to *explain* a lot of deaths, including innocent Disney characters

    • @dr.mixer8930
      @dr.mixer8930 2 года назад

      @@Brotherofthe4thCompany 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cr0-okedglasses814
    @cr0-okedglasses814 6 лет назад +111

    When I was young, I and my sister enjoyed this film. Now that I’m older, I find it boring and confusing.
    But it turns out the reason why it is so confusing is because of many rewrites to the original script that was actually good. The narrator explains why the things that happen happen; the child was supposed to be the blind man who finds a mysterious girl who lives in the forest; the dragon was not suppose to have a song, they agreed with each other, and the reason why they couldn’t fly nor breathe fire was because they didn’t need to because they ran away from danger; and most simplest, but for some reason not mentioned by the Nostalgia Critic, the Sword in the Stone is not Excalibur. Excalibur is found by the Lady in the Lake. The sword in the stone is just known as the Sword in the Stone. Excalibur and the Sword in the Stone are from two completely different stories.

    • @quasi8180
      @quasi8180 2 года назад

      Huh didnt kmow that about Exalibur i always assumed they were the same thing

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 2 года назад +2

      @@quasi8180 I believe the name of the sword in the stone is Caliburn. Sometimes related to Excalibur, sometimes not. The legend is very malleable.

    • @quasi8180
      @quasi8180 2 года назад +1

      @@denverarnold6210 hmm learn new things everyday

  • @Super165i
    @Super165i 5 лет назад +96

    I would’ve gone with “oh no, we are under the ogres butt.”

    • @Super165i
      @Super165i 5 лет назад +2

      @
      Yeah, my line still would've worked than what Ruber said

  • @jessicajayes8326
    @jessicajayes8326 6 лет назад +84

    "The Ogre's Butt!" Best line in the whole f***ing movie! Also, jinx to NC for that scene: "Camelot! (It's only a model.)"

  • @SoulsistersSS
    @SoulsistersSS 8 лет назад +42

    I know it has its flaws but I still love this movie to bits!

  • @Fluffkitscripts
    @Fluffkitscripts 4 года назад +17

    To be fair, “Beauty and the beast but Belle is a knight” isn’t exactly unappealing in concept

  • @StevenDolce
    @StevenDolce 7 лет назад +86

    We just lost Don Rickles (the guy who voiced Cornwall) today. May he rest in peace. :(

    • @theonerichard6842
      @theonerichard6842 7 лет назад +15

      Steven Dolce and Mr. Potato Head from Toy Story :(

  • @BrendanBarney
    @BrendanBarney 7 лет назад +47

    Who else came here for the review just to hear Don Rickles's voice?
    Rest in piece the king of comedy...

  • @gorrow1990
    @gorrow1990 5 лет назад +65

    This is still one of my favorite NC reviews. This movie was a complete mess and a painful attempt to imitate Disney instead of successfully challenging it like Prince of Egypt and Anastasia did.

    • @sandrawatson5404
      @sandrawatson5404 3 года назад +9

      the only reason it was was a mess because that the movie was about to be a pg - 13 movie but then warner bros made it a disneyfy film.

  • @UsrNmTkn
    @UsrNmTkn 8 лет назад +126

    I love this movie and I'm not ashamed!

  • @IncineRand
    @IncineRand 8 лет назад +91

    This was the very first NC episode I ever saw.
    Having seen this movie more than a few times growing up, I dunno whether to be proud or mortified.

    • @lolacrosby3478
      @lolacrosby3478 8 лет назад +2

      same

    • @HeyFox101
      @HeyFox101 8 лет назад +8

      Quest for Camelot isn't nearly as bad as he tries to persuade you it is.
      First of all, most of his "EXPLAAAAIN" hysteria is answered in the movie. Most of the movie takes action in a "magic forest" as they clearly call it. Yes, that's more than enough for an explanation "why the fuck those leaves are flying? Why are those trees moving?!". I don't remember him shouting "EXPLAIN THE FLYING CARS!" in the Star Wars review. How the hell is "future" more self-explanatory than "magic"?
      I mean, really, he pretty much missed a line while making stupid jokes about the villain and built the whole episode around his own mistake.
      Second, yes, the magic forest wasn't in the original Camelot lore - as well as the whole story of Excalibur being stolen by a griffin, lost, found by a wannabe-knight girl and a blind hermit and all that stuff. The story has to take place somewhere. It could be a story of any magical sword and any kingdom, but choosing the Camelot setting actually saves so much screen time from explanations about what kingdom this all takes place in and why the fuck the sword is so important. The movie isn't hi-jacking the Camelot name for advertisement sake, it actually uses it to explain important story stuff without wasting screen time on it.
      Third, the "acme" label is a self-ironical joke about how they couldn't slip a set of scenes and characters into the movie for an explanation where this magical potion came from. You can assume he picked it up from a wizard, or a witch, or whatever - it has nothing to add in to the story - why would you need another useless character eat the screen time just to pass a bottle to the main villain and never appear again? All the shitty devices Willy E Coyote is using have an ACME label - do you really give a fuck where they come from? Would that add up to the story? This isn't criticism what NC did with this poor cartoon, it's fault-finding. Should we call him Nostalgia Fault-Finder?
      The axe cock(I had to say it) didn't "turn good", he never really was a bad guy to start with. He is supposed to be a lovable cute little socially weird guy, who simply tries to help the first person who asks him to do something, even if that's bad(as he is too silly to realize it). You know, like Butters from South Park. He might do stupid things, but in the end even he finds out who are the baddies and does the right thing.
      The song during the chase is a debatable aspect. IMO it actually gives the whole thing a unique feel. Instead of a boring "chuga-chuga-chuga-chuga-doon-doon-doon-doon" chase melody you expect to hear, you actually hear a slow passionate song. What I'm trying to say is, when you put a fast-paced song into a slow-paced scene it becomes comical, but what happens when you put a slow-paced song into a fast-paced scene? It becomes a highly debatable conceptual aspect. Reminds me of Celene Dion's "My heart will go on" music video - it has several scenes from the ship-crashing part even though it's a slow-paced song. Guess the "Quest for Camelot" makers were trying to give this chase scene the same feel as the above mentioned music video.
      The twin-dragon goes all Genie for his song because that's a way to show how he is all living in his dream world. The girl's song showed us she wants more from this life than being a farmer, the blind hermit's song showed us how he is all one with the fucked up magical nature, and the twin-dragon is simply a dreamer. I agree there could be better ways to show it without bringing up weird anachronistic shit, but taking it as painfully as the Critic did is just wrong.
      The movie has its' flaws and many of them are addressed in the video, but talking about them isn't nearly as amusing as shouting at flying leaves, is it?

    • @devyj5601
      @devyj5601 8 лет назад

      True but even as a five year old I realized some of the flaws this movie had

    • @devyj5601
      @devyj5601 8 лет назад

      +RaptorAnton you can't deny the stupidity of the movie tho lie srly dude it's kinda weird and just saying a magical forest doesn't mean anything

    • @HeyFox101
      @HeyFox101 8 лет назад +3

      David dz According to your logic, saying "future" means nothing either. Now go on, explain the flying cars in Star Wars. EXPLAAAAAIN!

  • @tsulee7876
    @tsulee7876 5 лет назад +37

    So, when did the Nostalgia critic become the Fallout version of Katsuki Bakugo?

  • @xenawarriornegress9932
    @xenawarriornegress9932 8 лет назад +56

    I like this movie especially the music. It brought me a lot of happiness and good memories as a child.

  • @astral9173
    @astral9173 8 лет назад +20

    Another thing they got wrong, Excalibur isn't the Sword in the Stone. They are two completely different blades. The Sword in the Stone was enchanted so that only one of Uther Pendragon's bloodline (aka. Arthur) could draw the blade. Where as Excalibur was a blade given to Arthur by the Lady of the Lake with the promise that he would one day return it to her.

    • @KumaoftheForest
      @KumaoftheForest 7 лет назад +1

      Psion what is the name of the sword in the stone

    • @astral9173
      @astral9173 7 лет назад +2

      KumaoftheForest It depends on the account. In some later accounts, the Sword in the Stone is called Excaliber. But after killing one of his knights with it, Arthur discarded it and sought out the legendary blade that he would name Excaliber after his old sword. But the elements this movie uses point to Arthur being well past the point in his story where he got the sword from the Lady of the Lake. So even if they were going off that account, there are glaring problems.
      Older accounts don't directly give the Sword in the Stone any particular name than Sword in the Stone.

  • @Jimmy-xe5jd
    @Jimmy-xe5jd 5 лет назад +30

    Me: Nostalgia Critic! stop! You need to know this! It’s important! If you’re going to save the world you need to know this!
    Critic: What?
    Me: SpIdErS!!!

  • @stormstrider1990
    @stormstrider1990 8 лет назад +44

    One of my favorite Nostalgia Critic reviews. I used to like this movie as a kid, but NC making fun of it makes this review hilarious. This is also how the "Explain Nuke" was born. It became one of his moves in Smash Bros Lawl.

  • @Thebobboplays
    @Thebobboplays 8 лет назад +152

    ah that Sin City scene with that music is pretty fucked up actually.

    • @davidserna1420
      @davidserna1420 8 лет назад +4

      yeah i mean how would u like it if in the 2k7 TMNT movie they played that song when the turtles start fighting the stone generals?

    • @kristopherm6344
      @kristopherm6344 8 лет назад +10

      I was just thinking the same thing. I was like, "HE'S DEAD ALREADY JESUS CHRIST STOP PUNCHING HIS FACE DEEPER INTO THE CONCRETE"

    • @magnos_decimus
      @magnos_decimus 8 лет назад +7

      that song actually works during that scene in a weird way

    • @SpecAgentChris1
      @SpecAgentChris1 8 лет назад +5

      +Meta Melcan I was thinking the same thing. In some really strange and fucked up way, it works

    • @afoxinaviators4105
      @afoxinaviators4105 8 лет назад

      That whole scene is just f'ed up, actually.

  • @davidstone281
    @davidstone281 4 года назад +16

    This movie is actually a guilty pleasure for me and my family. We all know it's bad. We just love to watch and make fun of it every now and then.

  • @vadiminternational1948
    @vadiminternational1948 7 лет назад +30

    One thing that would have been great for this review would have been a clip from doctor who of a dalek saying EXPLAAIIN!!! EXPLAAIIN!!!

  • @raipikapi1986
    @raipikapi1986 7 лет назад +26

    what bugs me the most is how nasty Ruben's nails are! villain or not that has to be a inconvenience

  • @captaincrunch784
    @captaincrunch784 4 года назад +19

    "We're the reason cousins shouldn't marry" Devon and Cornwall the dragon(s) LOL

  • @animelover4448
    @animelover4448 7 лет назад +44

    actually i think that the Acme means that the company started in the "dark ages" of the looney toons universe, and started simply as, "some witches"

  • @dakotamcintire7419
    @dakotamcintire7419 6 лет назад +34

    Despite the lack of context, I love this movie. Have since my childhood.