I Found the WORST Game on Steam...

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024

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  • @Dani2
    @Dani2  2 года назад +5560

    okay gamers

  • @mrmoon5145
    @mrmoon5145 2 года назад +5465

    Guys, we HAVE to get Click to ten on the top 20 spot on the Steam wishlist leaderboard. It would be epic

    • @rang3r967
      @rang3r967 2 года назад +108

      Now that's an epic gamer moment

    • @Trckstrcam
      @Trckstrcam 2 года назад +87

      But karlson

    • @boomrangyt
      @boomrangyt 2 года назад +72

      But *karlson*

    • @busterrex7588
      @busterrex7588 2 года назад +34

      click to ten*

    • @mrmoon5145
      @mrmoon5145 2 года назад +18

      @@busterrex7588 fixed :)

  • @jett9631
    @jett9631 2 года назад +2618

    Milk outside a bag of milk is unironically a fucking beautiful game, in terms of both it’s art style and it’s story. I highly encourage everyone to try it

    • @damporing7558
      @damporing7558 2 года назад +46

      I'm dirt poor 😎

    • @AshDeep
      @AshDeep 2 года назад +228

      Nice try developer

    • @charcoalangel7536
      @charcoalangel7536 2 года назад +77

      @@AshDeep actually is a really good game.

    • @whitetomato
      @whitetomato 2 года назад +250

      @@charcoalangel7536 nice try other developer

    • @IluvTama
      @IluvTama 2 года назад +15

      Milk

  • @-thanawat-8296
    @-thanawat-8296 2 года назад +394

    I like how , with every “Oh you don’t know what Karlson is?” it gets progressively more gibberish to the point of no dialogue

    • @NichtDu
      @NichtDu 2 года назад +2

      What an original and innovative comment.

    • @bquad
      @bquad 2 года назад +2

      @@NichtDu i agree

    • @pleeppants1712
      @pleeppants1712 2 года назад +1

      @@NichtDu i agree

    • @xtraviation
      @xtraviation 2 года назад

      Wow this comment is pretty cool

    • @fallingbrick9514
      @fallingbrick9514 2 года назад

      Wow that was really cool

  • @rafeeqrokaivic8633
    @rafeeqrokaivic8633 2 года назад +39

    0:43 is literally a try not to laugh cuz i lost

  • @Nystika
    @Nystika 2 года назад +933

    Dani: **mention the word "wishlist"*
    Dani fans: Here it comes **get blown away by an erape tornado*

    • @smoltanjiro3015
      @smoltanjiro3015 2 года назад +1

      U A

    • @KurTilingOfficial
      @KurTilingOfficial 2 года назад +5

      Do you mean "get ready for the ear drum attack

    • @cybr69lol
      @cybr69lol 2 года назад +6

      i think you forgot to put "ar" between the e and the r

    • @bingus9813
      @bingus9813 2 года назад

      era pe

    • @romainduchamps2238
      @romainduchamps2238 2 года назад +4

      Oh, You DoN't KNOw WHAT KARLSONRRBPRBRPTRBRL C.
      No seriously, good luck to the one who'll make the subtitles.

  • @EnderRNWL
    @EnderRNWL 2 года назад +400

    Ah, so THAT'S where all of Dani's revenue for RUclips and Karlson is going.
    *His terrible game addiction.*

  • @eyelessdemo8713
    @eyelessdemo8713 2 года назад +39

    me: imagine making a milk destroying game and make it cost an arm and a leg to play
    dani: never
    me: it seems to difficult he probably cant do-
    dani: it is done

    • @dandys_world_fan-b1s
      @dandys_world_fan-b1s Год назад

      NANI

    • @zexus6510
      @zexus6510 Год назад

      @@dandys_world_fan-b1s bro your "NANI" translated into "pretty" instead of "WHAT"

  • @Autumn_DeeDum
    @Autumn_DeeDum 2 года назад +427

    Breadskate actually looks a lot like something Dani would make.
    Weird Plot/Idea: ✅
    Fun Physics: ✅
    Simple but Interesting Art Style:✅
    I would actually like to see him play it!

  • @LilyKim김
    @LilyKim김 2 года назад +1524

    He finally got the sleep he deserved.Context: he's eyes had dark circles under them last video

    • @Zynthzl
      @Zynthzl 2 года назад +1

      Yea

    • @Heavenly_Unlucky
      @Heavenly_Unlucky 2 года назад +21

      Maybe their still there but he applied makeup so no one will notice
      This is judlst a joke

    • @Heavenly_Unlucky
      @Heavenly_Unlucky 2 года назад +2

      @@prettyoddlala look at his channel

    • @Heavenly_Unlucky
      @Heavenly_Unlucky 2 года назад +1

      The Dani

    • @dogejr1
      @dogejr1 2 года назад

      and their still there

  • @yeeternoob2010
    @yeeternoob2010 2 года назад +587

    Respect to Dani for spending 20 currency for "Golf with grandma" and "fat baby"

  • @jekholm2
    @jekholm2 Год назад +15

    10:13 welp there was that s** with hit***

    • @Pickle6443
      @Pickle6443 3 месяца назад

      Can I borrow your PC? For research purposes of course

  • @TDK625
    @TDK625 2 года назад +368

    Dani: So as you may or may not know, I have 2 games on steam. There’s Muck and there’s Crab Game.
    Also Dani: Have you heard about Karlson? Oh you haven’t? *Dani noises

    • @insertname143
      @insertname143 2 года назад +2

      I put my volume at 100

    • @zakeeshaikh8758
      @zakeeshaikh8758 2 года назад +4

      Oh you don't know about karlson? KARLSON IS JUST A LITTLE GAME I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON WISHLIST THE GAME *N O W*
      Or Crab, Willy and Bob will smash you and kill your family
      I think nobody noticed that I putted Dani's boss fights in the comment is ok GAMERS?

    • @donttalkaboutmypfp
      @donttalkaboutmypfp 2 года назад

      karlson is not weird

    • @findtheshuaibs3888
      @findtheshuaibs3888 2 года назад +1

      You could make an argument that he still hasn't released it so it doesn't count
      but i'd rather wishlist krlson
      Oh you don't know what karlson is its only jduibsuibsubjssnujbuidbuisbdyhsvvb

    • @СергійДємєнтєєв
      @СергійДємєнтєєв 2 года назад

      Yesn't, I dodon't have karlson on PC.

  • @hexazam9911
    @hexazam9911 2 года назад +105

    "I ate a child"
    Dani: I need this game and I need this now

  • @syrus2128
    @syrus2128 2 года назад +127

    Seeing this video gave me an idea : I know several youtuber game devs have already done videos where they test the games their viewers made. I'm not sure if it's a good idea or not (I definitely think it is personally) and I was wondering if viewers game dev (like me) would like to see Dani reviewing their games in a video. I think it would be very interesting to see Dani make such a video because he would be able to give advice to people like me who need it. Plus I'm sure it would make for very funny content (so more views, likes and ultimately money, gamers !).

    • @aqua_coder
      @aqua_coder 2 года назад +1

      The cherno does this too, If you want it to be review or something

  • @imposterxl5156
    @imposterxl5156 2 года назад +15

    7:46 if u have encountered this game on steam before, you are the only ones who know the pain

  • @TheOrigamiGenius
    @TheOrigamiGenius 2 года назад +79

    5:32
    Someone: I ate a child
    Dani: I need this game now

    • @jasimwani
      @jasimwani 2 года назад +1

      Hahaha Underrated comment

  • @searchgooxdplays4376
    @searchgooxdplays4376 2 года назад +90

    Dani: We have 2 games on Steam, Muck & Crab Game!
    Karlson: *Sad karlson vibe noises*

    • @charlsondemong4922
      @charlsondemong4922 2 года назад +7

      Well, it's not exactly playable, therefor it's technically not a game.
      Yet.

    • @smodo_
      @smodo_ 2 года назад +1

      Well I guess technically it's not on steam quite yet

    • @gigaslime3627
      @gigaslime3627 2 года назад +1

      There's a high chance where ww3 starts and karlson gets unfinished

    • @kinmingwong436
      @kinmingwong436 2 года назад

      re run

    • @bingus-mo1ty
      @bingus-mo1ty 2 года назад

      re run isnt from steam

  • @thantthawhtoo3491
    @thantthawhtoo3491 2 года назад +51

    7:53 I need some holy milk

    • @KartochekOnYT
      @KartochekOnYT 2 года назад +1

      Also try to play sеx with stаlin!

    • @forrest7870
      @forrest7870 2 года назад +5

      PLEASE ORDER ME ONE TOO

  • @skabbmask
    @skabbmask 2 года назад +12

    Wow, I have to alter my expectations of my own non-existent game ideas. They don't even deserve brainspace if they don't exceed this level of quality... that is probably why I haven't made a single game by myself. These are brave publishers! I salute them for lowering the bar to my capabilities, thanks!

  • @NorbYyY_GG
    @NorbYyY_GG 2 года назад +77

    Dani: *uploads*
    Comment section: "When the world needed him the most" / "the return of the king"

    • @trioxidetheidiot86
      @trioxidetheidiot86 2 года назад +3

      The wirld does need him

    • @NorbYyY_GG
      @NorbYyY_GG 2 года назад +3

      @@trioxidetheidiot86 i miss-clicked ok? i was writing this comment on mobile :I

    • @bergine8834
      @bergine8834 2 года назад +3

      @@trioxidetheidiot86 i think u mispeled world

    • @sturzkampfflugzueg
      @sturzkampfflugzueg 2 года назад +1

      @@bergine8834 so did you

    • @NorbYyY_GG
      @NorbYyY_GG 2 года назад +3

      Guys, grammar aint' important right now ._.

  • @HankGD-oj3sl
    @HankGD-oj3sl 2 года назад +50

    1:13 honestly at this point new viewers must be so confused

    • @fellowgamer7457
      @fellowgamer7457 2 года назад +4

      I linked a clip of Dani "explaining" what karlson is to my friend and they was so confused lol

  • @Safafaxer
    @Safafaxer 2 года назад +32

    Dude the Fat Baby part had me rollin, the guy just comes and yeets the Baby, I want more gameplay

  • @guestsneezeplayz
    @guestsneezeplayz 3 месяца назад +3

    next magic trick say 90% done but just be ghost for 6 months

  • @prithviproduction4412
    @prithviproduction4412 2 года назад +23

    In an alternate universe, these gamedevs of these games would be playing muck and titling their video "shittiest games i found on steam"

  • @tiffinniemorris9270
    @tiffinniemorris9270 2 года назад +21

    Dani: "this video should be named I found the best games on Steam"
    Dani before breadskate: Lets drink bleach

  • @nhandinh7404
    @nhandinh7404 2 года назад +38

    7:20 When Steam gets steamy

  • @sirultim8643
    @sirultim8643 2 года назад +3

    Dani playing fat baby was literally one of the funniest things I have ever seen

  • @hexive
    @hexive 2 года назад +74

    I ABSOLUTELY DID NOT expect a Dani2 video doing a different thing!

  • @bmwwestek
    @bmwwestek 2 года назад +14

    "Golf with your Grandmother,that sounds pretty wholesome"
    Famous last words

  • @TheFrenchBleach
    @TheFrenchBleach 2 года назад +53

    8:35 You called?

  • @jado591
    @jado591 2 года назад +2

    Can you make a 1h Karlson movie (or you can`t do that?!?!?)

  • @bignoob8759
    @bignoob8759 2 года назад +31

    8:58
    Bread👍

  • @L33T_Taco
    @L33T_Taco 2 года назад +17

    RUclips Worker: "Don't censor it and I wont demonetize you"

  • @xinyvinny
    @xinyvinny 2 года назад +73

    The reviews are literally funnier then the game itself

    • @Caspercab
      @Caspercab 2 года назад

      @Soinas Doyi amer

  • @The_Elysian_Reckoning
    @The_Elysian_Reckoning 2 года назад +1

    A kid in my 7th period has a pc laptop and he brings it on the bus to and from school. One day, he had just bought the s*x with h*tler game as a joke. But we sat at the back of the bus so no one else could see it. As he started the game we were all scared to see what was beyond the loading screen, but we kept patiently waiting. Waiting for a one month suspension for everyone who was watching him play it.

  • @TurkeyTueky
    @TurkeyTueky 2 года назад +30

    You know your old when you remember when Dani actually told you about Karlson :)

    • @sayo5204
      @sayo5204 2 года назад

      you're*

    • @monke6912
      @monke6912 2 года назад +2

      @@sayo5204 you're gramanazi

    • @sayo5204
      @sayo5204 2 года назад

      @@monke6912 cope

    • @Hungyball_
      @Hungyball_ 2 года назад

      @@sayo5204 bruh

  • @Jonno_B
    @Jonno_B 2 года назад +44

    Dani: ahh stop it
    Also Dani: makes German salute
    8:30

    • @sparkoffan
      @sparkoffan 2 года назад +1

      As a German i give it a E+

    • @enesetunpotatotun4124
      @enesetunpotatotun4124 2 года назад +3

      The German salute is made with your right hand not your left you normie

    • @Jonno_B
      @Jonno_B 2 года назад

      stop wrecking the fun

  • @datrykkazurr
    @datrykkazurr 2 года назад +157

    Milk Outside a Bag of Milk is a genuinely good game though.
    it's creepy and disturbing as hell, but it has a really nice artstyle and i'm a fan of how it tells its story

    • @thatguy1806
      @thatguy1806 2 года назад +5

      Nice try other developer

    • @datrykkazurr
      @datrykkazurr 2 года назад +6

      yup, thats me. contributing dev to Milk Outside a Bag of Milk
      seriously though, go play it its not all that known but its great

    • @Halocat_mf8i
      @Halocat_mf8i 2 года назад +4

      @@thatguy1806 lmao

  • @individualBarz
    @individualBarz Год назад +1

    0:45 (I changed this because i might get sued-)
    Me when i see something inside of my Water Bottle:

  • @pinkguy2313
    @pinkguy2313 2 года назад +16

    6:12 me when I see a baby: kill it

  • @toucqn2133
    @toucqn2133 2 года назад +40

    After this video blows up I’m waiting to see these games grow massively

  • @LelouchVFX
    @LelouchVFX 2 года назад +27

    8:30 my friend sent me the link to this ad... after that i bleached my eyes

    • @swissix4947
      @swissix4947 2 года назад +2

      When i saw it on steam I had to send it to my friend. Now he sent me the link to this video.

    • @cartoonchannel7626
      @cartoonchannel7626 2 года назад +3

      Not even the father the son and the holy ghost can fix this

    • @sethzz-wx5cb
      @sethzz-wx5cb 2 года назад +1

      No holy milk

    • @forrest7870
      @forrest7870 2 года назад +2

      Steam is down bad

    • @SkinnyScoutsillies
      @SkinnyScoutsillies 2 года назад +1

      Guys i have a box full of bleach anyone want some

  • @gustavbeckangel3544
    @gustavbeckangel3544 2 года назад +2

    Jeg elsker det faktum at du gør det her, både så vi slipper for det og fordi det er sjovt at se på det sammentid

  • @Jezko.
    @Jezko. 2 года назад +18

    The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.
    Strategy
    His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand.
    The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells.
    A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more.
    The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball.
    However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter.
    Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible.
    It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value.
    In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation.
    Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage.
    When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings.
    Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building.
    Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox.
    If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique.
    For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed.
    For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa.
    They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower.
    The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push.
    A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted
    A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower.
    This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower.
    The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it.
    A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower.
    Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense.
    The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is.
    A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily.
    A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough.

  • @Jeremy-so6vz
    @Jeremy-so6vz 2 года назад +33

    8:03 I can say with the approval of steam, we have a deal

    • @amizzy04
      @amizzy04 2 года назад +4

      underrated

    • @oogaooga0000
      @oogaooga0000 2 года назад

      @@amizzy04 no

    • @kylemodillas4623
      @kylemodillas4623 2 года назад +4

      Yoooo it’s Jeremy

    • @GagaTube1
      @GagaTube1 2 года назад +3

      Madlad made an account 2 hours ago only to make this comment

    • @shishir8076
      @shishir8076 2 года назад +3

      Jeremyyyyyy!!!! 😘

  • @iliketreesilikenature1325
    @iliketreesilikenature1325 2 года назад +19

    They took ''we put fun in no refunds'' in another level

  • @liaximdotexe3727
    @liaximdotexe3727 Год назад +1

    8:25 Why did I check the trailer..? I need vodka and a gun.

  • @galaxyys6461
    @galaxyys6461 2 года назад +7

    Dani: So I have 2 games on Steam, Muck and Crab Game
    Meanwhile Karlson on my wishlist since around 2 years ago: * sad noises *

  • @KenkOfficial
    @KenkOfficial 2 года назад +11

    Title: I Found the WORST Game on Steam
    RUclips: i think he's playing happy wheels

  • @lajm_183
    @lajm_183 2 года назад +15

    6:36 How it feels to play Milkman Karlson

  • @cedsgm9205
    @cedsgm9205 2 года назад +21

    Respect to Dani, he advertised a lot small game developers and helped them earn money

  • @krish_wilds7996
    @krish_wilds7996 2 года назад +27

    "Sex with Hitler" yes, a fine collection to my library

  • @catguy3243
    @catguy3243 2 года назад +18

    Golf with your grandma's difficulty just feels right. Its like the dark souls of grandma's. Ten out of 20

  • @Nystika
    @Nystika 2 года назад +17

    Pov: A weeb and a history nerd share the same steam acc

  • @ReasonablyBoring
    @ReasonablyBoring 2 года назад +10

    7:15 "best games on steam"

  • @blutwirbel3180
    @blutwirbel3180 2 года назад +7

    You forgot to mention the most important part about chili con valley: every good Game starts with *BEAN*

  • @amaneuensis
    @amaneuensis 2 года назад +50

    lets make "get to ten" the most wishlisted game on steam.

  • @Shxghxst
    @Shxghxst 2 года назад +13

    6:20 kinda Florida-man tbh

  • @cloak7863
    @cloak7863 2 года назад +1

    6:12 i laughed so hard for almost no reason there idk whats so funny about it but my brain went "haha baby go fly funny" pretty sure my comment is gunna deleted

  • @kur9o_743
    @kur9o_743 2 года назад +12

    0:05, technically 3, unless you dont count unreleased.

  • @glinkmon877
    @glinkmon877 2 года назад +15

    When the world needed him the most just to piss off dani

  • @fandieee
    @fandieee 2 года назад +11

    11:18 Milkception

  • @tailsthefox3259
    @tailsthefox3259 2 года назад +2

    Dani: humanity will probably never make a better game than chilli con valley
    chilli con valley2: *what did you say?*

  • @Mehumies12
    @Mehumies12 2 года назад +6

    5:48 "Master, destroyers!"

  • @GamingWithJulio6000
    @GamingWithJulio6000 2 года назад +10

    I downloaded steam on my chromebook knowing full well I can’t play anything on it just I could wishlist karlson. Gods speed dani.Gods speed.

  • @yohaanmaster
    @yohaanmaster 2 года назад +4

    I love how he blurred out the title in "Who the F*** ate Grandma," but you can literally see the uncensored title RIGHT above it

  • @pandemic2024
    @pandemic2024 10 месяцев назад +2

    His new video should be playing Charlie into the moist verse of madness. its out

  • @adamomgz
    @adamomgz 2 года назад +6

    3:41 i love how dani ignores the wish ''dance naked in the rain''

  • @STAGNANT-_-
    @STAGNANT-_- 2 года назад +5

    2:39 lets go big or go home, looks like we're going home 😭

  • @teamsc
    @teamsc 2 года назад +5

    Dani’a wassap gamers is so iconic by now.

  • @Picren
    @Picren 2 года назад +1

    Dani: I have 2 games on steam, muck and crab-game
    Me: wHAt ABouT KARLSON

  • @mantea.
    @mantea. 2 года назад +6

    That this guy started hitting the kids I broke down in serious laughter, thank you so much I had a shitty day.

  • @astronau1t
    @astronau1t 2 года назад +14

    6:48 LOL

  • @fromixty
    @fromixty 2 года назад +42

    You know it's gonna be a great day when Dani uploads.

  • @masonmeow278
    @masonmeow278 2 года назад +1

    6:12 yes that’s what people do when they see a random baby on the street

  • @KingKoenma
    @KingKoenma 2 года назад +5

    Me when dani make video: YES Time to get my milk ready
    Video ends: WHAT THE muck

  • @log9700
    @log9700 2 года назад +21

    i saw this game while trying to get a pirated version of a game that is about making creatures suffer in a small box that can extend only up to a london size box filled with water

  • @OrityFN
    @OrityFN 2 года назад +4

    petition for Dani to remake some of these games

  • @MaxDaDwarf
    @MaxDaDwarf 2 года назад

    Dani: Have you heard about Karlson. Oh you, you haven't? *turns into 140p TV*

  • @ToadTWE
    @ToadTWE 2 года назад +5

    Something tells me Karlson will have a bit of competition once Click to Ten releases

  • @EyeBlox
    @EyeBlox 2 года назад +15

    2:54 nice censoring

  • @saifuddingaming32
    @saifuddingaming32 2 года назад +16

    Everyone: dani will never say swear without the static bleep sound effect
    Dani: 8:31

  • @madduckling4436
    @madduckling4436 2 года назад +15

    even tho these are shitty games , Dani made em famous and now everyone in Dani's community will whislist every single game mentioned in the video , thats a proof that this community is perfect in every way!!!

    • @iconica9516
      @iconica9516 2 года назад +4

      e-even the hitler

    • @keojx6822
      @keojx6822 2 года назад

      @@iconica9516 why hitler : (

    • @iconica9516
      @iconica9516 2 года назад

      @@keojx6822 I was asking

    • @madduckling4436
      @madduckling4436 2 года назад

      @@iconica9516 sorry didn't notice the comments until now lmao , it doesn't have to be all the games mentioned just some of them...

    • @Hungyball_
      @Hungyball_ 2 года назад

      Even milk outside a Bag of milk?

  • @teowaage8032
    @teowaage8032 2 года назад +6

    When people post pictures of their newborn baby:
    5:55

  • @dragontuberm1127
    @dragontuberm1127 2 года назад +6

    12:48 bro i think that red spot on your wrist is quite dangerous , i think it comes from too much pressure on that spot and you do a lot of programing and gaming which can lead to this so be careful my mate

    • @ekto3687
      @ekto3687 2 года назад

      Well then i’m surprised I don’t have a red mark on my wrist because I do both of those

    • @dragontuberm1127
      @dragontuberm1127 2 года назад

      @@ekto3687 i dont know about you people vary but in general it comes from too much pressure on one spot for very extended periods of time so yeah plus general body health also helps

    • @dragontuberm1127
      @dragontuberm1127 2 года назад

      @Yeaowsome lol im not but i was kinda concerned about it

  • @eisendrag
    @eisendrag 2 года назад +12

    Dani: I have 2 games released on steam
    Karlson hearing that: :(

    • @eisendrag
      @eisendrag 2 года назад

      @@OzoneXD. yes and he knows he won't get released yet

  • @spalz1523
    @spalz1523 5 месяцев назад +7

    come back. please...

  • @michajerchel7350
    @michajerchel7350 2 года назад +7

    To be fair, I've played "Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk" on my friends computer. It really is a cool game

    • @datpotatoes4005
      @datpotatoes4005 2 года назад

      But the name is REALLY bizarre.
      I remember some time ago thinking "what if I made a game and named it something really random?", and I guess I got the answer to that now, I dont think that many would be interested in the game if the name was just random crap

  • @murtlegd
    @murtlegd 2 года назад +1

    noooooo dani you can't just forget about the karlson devlog

  • @CuzJacob
    @CuzJacob 2 года назад +5

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Not even a single soul:
    Me while waiting if Dani posts:
    7 years here is 1 hour on earth

  • @Maksim_the_clumsy
    @Maksim_the_clumsy 2 года назад +27

    I love how sarcastic he is about every game he encounters

    • @Harryshortsae
      @Harryshortsae 2 года назад +2

      Why even comment at that point lmao

    • @mayonnaiseonanescalator540
      @mayonnaiseonanescalator540 2 года назад +2

      so he was sarcastic about those...
      games with females...
      dani simp confirmed ig

    • @Ben_The_First
      @Ben_The_First 2 года назад +1

      except for the one that says S## with H#####
      (plot twist it was actually called: sit with a heater)

    • @Harryshortsae
      @Harryshortsae 2 года назад

      @@Ben_The_First why did you censor all of that lmao

    • @Ben_The_First
      @Ben_The_First 2 года назад

      @@Harryshortsae because milk

  • @Just_Spooky_
    @Just_Spooky_ 2 года назад +12

    8:23 Stop it, get some help

  • @Aniketslegacy
    @Aniketslegacy 5 месяцев назад +2

    Dani has gone to get the milk since 2022 it is 2024 😢😢😢 please return dani

  • @johnloz116
    @johnloz116 2 года назад +7

    6:54 just a normal day

  • @cringe_topia3570
    @cringe_topia3570 2 года назад +18

    8:18 i got the game you want it ?

  • @whothefuckategrandma8067
    @whothefuckategrandma8067 2 года назад +11

    Omg ! I got tons of wishlists since this video 😅

  • @amru7543
    @amru7543 2 года назад

    inventor: i can create items of immense power and duribility
    me: can you create a headphone that can with stand dani's karlson 3D promotion
    inventor: that is well beyond my capabilities

  • @Robyamdam
    @Robyamdam 2 года назад +13

    Remember: it cost 100 dollars to upload a game to steam

  • @lpa2692
    @lpa2692 2 года назад +10

    Hey Dani, I was thinking about you could make a strategy game since you never did. (Or you can't do that)