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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
  • No one is safe from the truth.
    The two-episode premiere of The Acolyte, a Star Wars Original series, arrives June 4 on Disney+.

Комментарии • 24 тыс.

  • @steveswm7742
    @steveswm7742 5 месяцев назад +19220

    "What are you?"
    "I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former roommate."

    • @chrisaschliman1330
      @chrisaschliman1330 5 месяцев назад +718

      What’s that make us?

    • @nerdgeekman
      @nerdgeekman 5 месяцев назад +890

      @@chrisaschliman1330absolute nothing. Which is what you are about to come!

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 5 месяцев назад

      @@nerdgeekman you have the ring. And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

    • @MK90_
      @MK90_ 5 месяцев назад +191

      The "former roommate" got me 😂

    • @Mouse_Metal
      @Mouse_Metal 5 месяцев назад +93

      Written by Dave Felony.

  • @christopherparke2713
    @christopherparke2713 5 месяцев назад +11303

    “ From the Studio that brought you …The Mandalorian…Andor…Ahsoka.”
    The Book of Boba Fett and Obi Wan were left out. 😂

    • @guaty4788
      @guaty4788 5 месяцев назад +327

      They should’ve left out Andor

    • @notstazzmann9429
      @notstazzmann9429 5 месяцев назад +1515

      Comparing Andor and Ahsoka like that is criminal

    • @SPB___
      @SPB___ 5 месяцев назад +1531

      ​@@guaty4788imagine having no taste and thinking the internet is with you? Clean your room.

    • @Cbricklyne
      @Cbricklyne 5 месяцев назад +721

      @@guaty4788
      You have a bad opinion and you should feel bad.

    • @Mouse_Metal
      @Mouse_Metal 5 месяцев назад +323

      Ahwoka the canon-breaking, badly acted, nonsensical fanfic LOL!
      And after the deliberately butchered (not)Mando S3...LOL to that too.

  • @billylindsey4014
    @billylindsey4014 4 месяца назад +2649

    "what are you?"
    "I am a prince of Nigeria and I need your help donating my fortune"

    • @baptist8155
      @baptist8155 4 месяца назад +2

      @@maxisau682Oh boy, just another soyboy cuckhold. Seethe and cope. Also go use a dictionary, then look up context.

    • @haroldfinch8481
      @haroldfinch8481 4 месяца назад +12

      @@billylindsey4014then you’ve heard of the email scam?

    • @maxisau682
      @maxisau682 4 месяца назад +3

      @darthrevan1281 Nope 🤣

    • @LegendaryGoetz
      @LegendaryGoetz 4 месяца назад +5

      @@maxisau682lucky. Those bastards are everywhere these days…

    • @davidkelly4210
      @davidkelly4210 4 месяца назад +20

      I feel sorry for any real Nigerian princes that are being philanthropic. Nobody would believe them. lol

  • @speedypete07gnarly
    @speedypete07gnarly 3 месяца назад +930

    “Twice the pride, double the fall”
    -Count Dooku

    • @Mobius118
      @Mobius118 3 месяца назад +25

      Love this 😂 Count Dooku is right with that quote

    • @ltcmdrdata25
      @ltcmdrdata25 3 месяца назад +14

      Disney would know this if they actually watched any of star wars

    • @galbro480261
      @galbro480261 3 месяца назад +10

      the key word out all of this is "PRIDE".

    • @SharkIey
      @SharkIey 3 месяца назад +4

      Christopher Lee nailed this for predicted star wars

    • @42smash36
      @42smash36 2 месяца назад

      kathleen kennedy saved star war, remember the name

  • @joshuaalvarez2292
    @joshuaalvarez2292 5 месяцев назад +4556

    Surprised to see a comment section Disney hasn't deleted.

    • @PhilBertran
      @PhilBertran 5 месяцев назад +11

      Which ones did they delete?

    • @joshuaalvarez2292
      @joshuaalvarez2292 5 месяцев назад +2

      @PhilBertran Generally any of their Star Wars content has been locked or deleted ever since the fired Gina Carano.
      They called out pretty bad for it, was a bad move. Since then it's been increasingly Censored in the comments.
      There's even been an internal memo leaked from RUclips that they were a factor in hiding the dislike buttons numbers. Disney does not handle criticism well.

    • @joshuaalvarez2292
      @joshuaalvarez2292 5 месяцев назад +22

      @@PhilBertran Did you get my responses? I'm not seeing them populate

    • @StarWarsObituaryNews
      @StarWarsObituaryNews 5 месяцев назад +32

      ​@@joshuaalvarez2292He reports every negative comment so it gets run through the elevated version of this channel's already harsh algorithm.
      This one has been doing it for years.

    • @PhilBertran
      @PhilBertran 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@joshuaalvarez2292 LoL, I'm sure there's plenty of proof you just can't share...

  • @petrut.1224
    @petrut.1224 4 месяца назад +1949

    This is the sole reason why youtube disabled dislikes count.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 4 месяца назад +62

      Also the all-female Ghostbusters reboot trailer lol

    • @heyitzblaster9262
      @heyitzblaster9262 4 месяца назад +16

      Nope it was definitely RUclips rewind 2018 I think it was

    • @w00tpolice
      @w00tpolice 4 месяца назад +30

      You can get a chrome extension to return them. Enjoy!

    • @petrut.1224
      @petrut.1224 4 месяца назад +12

      @@w00tpolice Already have, more than a year or so, that's why I commented in the first place.

    • @GeorgeEscobar-yb4qs
      @GeorgeEscobar-yb4qs 4 месяца назад +3

      I wonder how many dislikes SW acolyte actually have.

  • @guyfawkes8384
    @guyfawkes8384 4 месяца назад +4760

    Disney has absolutely destroyed this franchise.

    • @Pixel.Dystopia
      @Pixel.Dystopia 4 месяца назад +229

      Like everything they touched in the last 15 years

    • @thebigten90
      @thebigten90 4 месяца назад +69

      No one is safe

    • @drakoniclarva9592
      @drakoniclarva9592 4 месяца назад +43

      It’s not even out yet. jJust wait lol

    • @guyfawkes8384
      @guyfawkes8384 4 месяца назад +100

      @@drakoniclarva9592 Oh, I have no plans of ever watching it or anything else Disney puts out that is Star Wars related. I haven't watched the franchise since Rogue One and it looks like I made the right decision.

    • @WinningMeansNothing
      @WinningMeansNothing 4 месяца назад +102

      @@guyfawkes8384then why tf you watching the trailers then chief 😂 just proud to be a profession hater?

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 3 месяца назад +366

    I just took a giant Acolyte in the toilet

    • @roodee9595
      @roodee9595 3 месяца назад +7

      Upset stomach ? Ask your doctor about prescription acolyte...helped me !

    • @notthatguy1447
      @notthatguy1447 3 месяца назад +3

      HAAAH!

    • @jonosuav
      @jonosuav 3 месяца назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @studio12archive60
      @studio12archive60 3 месяца назад +2

      Bwaaaaa Haaaaaaa Haaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaa.

    • @galbro480261
      @galbro480261 3 месяца назад +2

      comon now dont give the directors of the acolyte any ideas now LOL.

  • @sgz647
    @sgz647 4 месяца назад +1700

    "What are you?"
    "The overmilked carcass of a beloved franchise that wishes to be free of Mr Mouse's bs"

    • @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord
      @ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord 4 месяца назад

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @CBrasil1966
      @CBrasil1966 4 месяца назад +10

      Here we go 😂

    • @jasperamanuel
      @jasperamanuel 4 месяца назад +20

      Perfectly eloquently phrased

    • @laszlomatko9981
      @laszlomatko9981 4 месяца назад +9

      I don't get this. It's a completely seperate part of the franchise with barely any connection to it, plus at the time of writing your comment you haven't even seen the show. Talk about prejudice...

    • @TricksterDaemon-jw9hi
      @TricksterDaemon-jw9hi 4 месяца назад

      Aww... guess you will have to dig deeper for your geek fixes then. Don't worry, we're coming for them too. Soon the only thing you will be able to do is sit in your parent's basement and wank to hentai.

  • @curateipsum8311
    @curateipsum8311 4 месяца назад +2834

    For those that can't see it, this has 207K dislikes. update: 290K dislikes as of 7/13

    • @anthonyelkins2127
      @anthonyelkins2127 4 месяца назад +44

      How can you see the dislikes?

    • @CrazyHand7894
      @CrazyHand7894 4 месяца назад

      @@anthonyelkins2127 If you're on desktop, there are add-ons for your browser that allow you to do it.

    • @hma419
      @hma419 4 месяца назад

      @@anthonyelkins2127 windows plugin for youtube

    • @Alex-ul8zj
      @Alex-ul8zj 4 месяца назад +152

      it has 800k dislikes bro 😭

    • @curateipsum8311
      @curateipsum8311 4 месяца назад +1

      @@anthonyelkins2127 Return RUclips Dislike browser extension. Now it's at 218K.

  • @pablocm2358
    @pablocm2358 5 месяцев назад +3487

    "What are you"
    "I was in the Amazon forest with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died".

    • @hrossaman
      @hrossaman 5 месяцев назад +24

      💯

    • @s4ulyaniv35
      @s4ulyaniv35 5 месяцев назад +20

      Dayum 😂

    • @jimmy4993
      @jimmy4993 5 месяцев назад +33

      Did she choose the bear?

    • @TheRealEthanavos
      @TheRealEthanavos 5 месяцев назад +12

      But what about great responsibility?

    • @Muhyee00
      @Muhyee00 5 месяцев назад +8

      Different studios 😂😂😂

  • @PolishTroll.
    @PolishTroll. 3 месяца назад +149

    Chernobyl workers: "Our nuclear reactor is fine"
    The reactor:

  • @travis8377
    @travis8377 4 месяца назад +1864

    From the producer who fed women to a real life Jabba the Hutt

    • @JamesQuinn-qq4vr
      @JamesQuinn-qq4vr 4 месяца назад +32

      😂 🔥

    • @raoulduke344
      @raoulduke344 4 месяца назад +42

      Man, that is so accurate. That's what she should be referred to as.
      Brilliant comment.

    • @haroldfinch8481
      @haroldfinch8481 4 месяца назад +20

      #leslyeknew

    • @legendsend3520
      @legendsend3520 4 месяца назад +14

      Thats just fantastic 👏

    • @escapism6617
      @escapism6617 4 месяца назад +12

      Bib Fortuna. Or more accurately, Bib Foreheadtuna

  • @shaikahmed2586
    @shaikahmed2586 5 месяцев назад +2958

    "what are you?"
    "Mesa Jar Jar Binks." - Jar Jar Binks

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 5 месяцев назад +49

      Mesa your humble servant.

    • @housevo330
      @housevo330 5 месяцев назад +26

      Mesa no liken that cereal crunchen. Rather gummy bears with no bad harden

    • @marcgravatt1051
      @marcgravatt1051 5 месяцев назад +34

      Darth Jar Jar confirmed

    • @Ramoreira86
      @Ramoreira86 5 месяцев назад +4

      The feels!!!

    • @SymbioteMullet
      @SymbioteMullet 5 месяцев назад +8

      I somehow misread that as "Mara Jade Jar Binks" and quite frankly I wasn't ready for that level of horror.

  • @neverman777
    @neverman777 4 месяца назад +1619

    I think we all owe Jar Jar an apology

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 Месяц назад +30

    The many emotions of Stenberg portraying the twins…
    Happy: 😐
    Angry: 😐
    Sad: 😐
    Tired: 😐
    Fearful: 😐
    Jealousy: 😐

    • @daboz8753
      @daboz8753 Месяц назад +5

      Hey hey, that’s unfair!
      You forgot love: 😐

    • @imonit4272
      @imonit4272 Месяц назад +2

      😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 Месяц назад +1

      @@imonit4272 she can’t facially act at all 😂

    • @lomaxrobert
      @lomaxrobert Месяц назад +1

      The first step in liquidating a people is to erase its memory. Destroy its books, its culture, its history. Then have somebody write new books, manufacture a new culture, invent a new history. Before long that nation will begin to forget what it is and what it was... The struggle of man against power is the struggle of memory against forgetting.
      ~Milan Kundera

  • @2327g1k
    @2327g1k 4 месяца назад +1122

    It seems that Disney put the entire budget of this on Rotten Tomatoes' professional critics

    • @hxi7141
      @hxi7141 4 месяца назад +14

      lmao

    • @tersenyum3743
      @tersenyum3743 4 месяца назад +5

      😂

    • @MrGsxrme
      @MrGsxrme 4 месяца назад +9

      Oh yeah definitely paid ratings.

    • @MrJackyle
      @MrJackyle 4 месяца назад +12

      130 “professional “ reviews bought rated it 8 stars. Truly rotten. Over 10 000 viewers however rated it 2 stars. I’m happy that I cancelled my Disney subscription 2 years ago. They are the Evil Empire.

    • @Shido19
      @Shido19 3 месяца назад +1

      "Im shocked. SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked."

  • @Joshboyes1
    @Joshboyes1 4 месяца назад +191

    Disney decided to check all the boxes except ‘make a good show’ with this one.

  • @redneckster6639
    @redneckster6639 4 месяца назад +891

    the power of ONE dislike, the power of TWO dislike, the power of MANY dislike...

    • @florcastro6552
      @florcastro6552 4 месяца назад +6

      😂😂

    • @MotoCoreSteve
      @MotoCoreSteve 4 месяца назад +14

      The firing of 1
      The firing of 2
      The firing of many!!!!

    • @jasonholmes9700
      @jasonholmes9700 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@MotoCoreSteve firing? You haven't been paying attention, they'll give all people involved raises and promotions.

    • @MotoCoreSteve
      @MotoCoreSteve 4 месяца назад +1

      @jasonholmes9700 I know lol. I hate star wars. I hated tfa . Also hate that ea let swtor rot I was addicted to that mmo 8v8 ranked back in day was littt

    • @Stormtroopre
      @Stormtroopre 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@jasonholmes9700 nope, they've lost the green light for another show, the director isn't doing another movie anymore, and they've fired a whole bunch of cast members, Kathleen Kennedy is in shambles 😂

  • @cheetocatto01
    @cheetocatto01 3 месяца назад +68

    Star wars fans: "Look how they massacred my boy".

  • @trevorsalamander8711
    @trevorsalamander8711 5 месяцев назад +4424

    Remember this show is made by Harvey Weinstein’s assistant who made a play about how she was the real victim and not the women who were abused.

  • @daytrippera
    @daytrippera 5 месяцев назад +2790

    "What are you?"
    "I'm Weinstein, I'm looking for my assistant"

    • @marissashantez6051
      @marissashantez6051 5 месяцев назад +32

      LOL!

    • @BroadMeadow-d9s
      @BroadMeadow-d9s 5 месяцев назад +66

      Nah. Even Harvey Weinstein wouldn't want to be associated with this show.

    • @TheTrex9000
      @TheTrex9000 5 месяцев назад +14

      Didn't he actually get released from prison recently?

    • @haroldfinch8481
      @haroldfinch8481 5 месяцев назад +27

      #LESLYEKNEW

    • @bobb4you
      @bobb4you 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@TheTrex9000 No.

  • @curtishammer748
    @curtishammer748 5 месяцев назад +1242

    "What are you?"
    "A ratio that looks like a red lightsaber"

    • @Dewani90
      @Dewani90 5 месяцев назад

      grey, youtube is colorless besides some blue and red buttons.

    • @orukarm
      @orukarm 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@Dewani90used to be red

    • @edgarjacksby1402
      @edgarjacksby1402 4 месяца назад +1

      so you admit it comes from the haters

    • @TheSCPStudio
      @TheSCPStudio 4 месяца назад

      I genuinely can’t fathom hating something by default that you claim to be a fan of.
      People like you are pathetic.

    • @Avthefit
      @Avthefit 4 месяца назад

      And still iconic..Facebook is in blue and YT is in red, no hate there?

  • @shanemcmahon2618
    @shanemcmahon2618 Месяц назад +60

    The power of getting canceled after one season

  • @Falcon-Actual
    @Falcon-Actual 4 месяца назад +720

    "what are you?"
    "another failure."

    • @beskarbeastbg
      @beskarbeastbg 4 месяца назад +4

      Why do you hate it?

    • @Aechellies
      @Aechellies 4 месяца назад +9

      @@beskarbeastbg episode 3

    • @Falcon-Actual
      @Falcon-Actual 4 месяца назад +16

      @@beskarbeastbg it's bad

    • @Helo-dv6gz
      @Helo-dv6gz 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Aechellies So you just took your marching orders from your Gauleiter and hate it before you saw it?

    • @solblackguy
      @solblackguy 4 месяца назад +1

      4.8 Million views and the biggest critically acclaimed premier on Disney+ in 2024

  • @SimonBaldock
    @SimonBaldock 5 месяцев назад +556

    "What are you?"
    "another nail in the coffin"

  • @thirdimpacted
    @thirdimpacted 4 месяца назад +661

    For those without the necessary extension, the ratio is 77K to 219K.

    • @JohnWHoff
      @JohnWHoff 4 месяца назад +9

      How does one acquire the "necessary extension," oh RUclips master?

    • @corsonebula
      @corsonebula 4 месяца назад +22

      @@JohnWHoff extension is "Return RUclips Dislike"

    • @nicholaushilliard6811
      @nicholaushilliard6811 4 месяца назад +5

      Yeah was wondering. They gave a great series over to sewer rats.

    • @liquidthens
      @liquidthens 4 месяца назад +6

      78k to 240k now

    • @haldorax
      @haldorax 4 месяца назад +2

      @@ChristopherPortorreal-ol2mj It's not accurate, it only estimates the total dislikes from people with the extension (on videos uploaded after the change). Most people don't have the extension and often the actual dislike number can be quite different. Only the channel owner can see the real number.

  • @seynpurrp
    @seynpurrp 3 месяца назад +46

    "from the studio that brought you *andor* "
    I THINK NOT 💀💀

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia Месяц назад +1

      The comparisons are night and day.

  • @Djordje_Jovanovic
    @Djordje_Jovanovic 5 месяцев назад +2028

    "Close your eyes, what do you see?"
    "100+ thousand dislikes."

    • @RConn55
      @RConn55 5 месяцев назад +13

      Why

    • @thedemon336
      @thedemon336 5 месяцев назад +145

      ​@@RConn55Because its woken shite

    • @wasteland_gz
      @wasteland_gz 5 месяцев назад +30

      @@thedemon336What does that even mean?

    • @thedemon336
      @thedemon336 5 месяцев назад

      @@wasteland_gz Google it 😁

    • @Athanasius_ContraMundum
      @Athanasius_ContraMundum 5 месяцев назад +66

      @@wasteland_gz do your homework

  • @MorikoMoonlight
    @MorikoMoonlight 4 месяца назад +880

    "What are you?"
    "MEESA DE BOMBAD GENERAL."

    • @FuttBucker42069
      @FuttBucker42069 4 месяца назад +9

      I read that in Jar Jar Binx' voice

    • @joelm5509
      @joelm5509 4 месяца назад +8

      Now that's a show I would def watch

    • @ixman
      @ixman 4 месяца назад +1

      Underrated comment.

    • @sonofJurell
      @sonofJurell 4 месяца назад +1

      At least Jar Jar was funny!

  • @chucktom5945
    @chucktom5945 4 месяца назад +603

    I WISH Disney would just sell the franchise.

    • @xXFeralArtsXx
      @xXFeralArtsXx 4 месяца назад +7

      They never will considering Disneyland has a section dedicated to Star Wars. :((((

    • @JustGiverEHD1
      @JustGiverEHD1 4 месяца назад +21

      at a discount back to lucas haha

    • @raymorphis5714
      @raymorphis5714 4 месяца назад +9

      they cannot afford to . they are so in debt Because of whom they allowed to run it into the ground YESSSS MIZZZZ KATLEEN I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT YOU!!! , if they Did try to sale it what would it bring on the open market ? Buck fifty would be more then I would pay for it right now

    • @jasonlewis3742
      @jasonlewis3742 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@raymorphis5714A buck fifty for star wars? Pfft. I could buy freedom for just a buck o five

    • @ChristopherPortorreal-ol2mj
      @ChristopherPortorreal-ol2mj 4 месяца назад

      ​@@raymorphis5714I'm glad south park just bullied them

  • @pauobunyon9791
    @pauobunyon9791 Месяц назад +16

    Why do all the Jedis look like my miserable home room teachers from High School ?

  • @imonit4272
    @imonit4272 4 месяца назад +389

    “What are you?”
    “I’m a personal assistant who’s enjoying my boss’s leftovers.”

  • @arbknight12
    @arbknight12 5 месяцев назад +7982

    Ah "Peace is a lie"
    Part of the first line of the Sith Code: "Peace is a lie, there is only passion"

    • @vojtechb4810
      @vojtechb4810 5 месяцев назад +253

      From Kotor game originally.

    • @Enkidone
      @Enkidone 5 месяцев назад +334

      'Through passion, I gain Strength.'

    • @caleb_dume
      @caleb_dume 5 месяцев назад +275

      @@donpula6349 through power I gain victory

    • @Arcky-ykcrA
      @Arcky-ykcrA 5 месяцев назад +275

      @@caleb_dume through victory my chains are broken

    • @Hapidezet9932
      @Hapidezet9932 5 месяцев назад +75

      ​@@caleb_dumethrough victory, my chains are broken

  • @gravydoors
    @gravydoors 4 месяца назад +475

    “What are you?”
    “I’m Star Wars’ version of The Rings of Power.”

    • @highriskgunman4181
      @highriskgunman4181 4 месяца назад +7

      can't wait for the crossover

    • @nationalist_ke8200
      @nationalist_ke8200 4 месяца назад +3

      haha actually you are correct

    • @halamadrid5526
      @halamadrid5526 4 месяца назад +1

      @@highriskgunman4181lol that would be so bad but I can see it really happen in star wars acros the arda verse

    • @TheSilverGate
      @TheSilverGate 4 месяца назад

      💥🔥🔥🔥

    • @Xterminator
      @Xterminator 3 месяца назад

      Low key, I think rings of power was a masterpiece compared to this absolute garbage.
      (And I didn't think rings of power was good lol)

  • @i_shubham_mehula7638
    @i_shubham_mehula7638 2 месяца назад +16

    this is a prime example of "too much of something turns out like nothing"

  • @epicguy7479
    @epicguy7479 4 месяца назад +687

    SW Fans: “What are you?”
    Acolyte: “A non-canon show…”

    • @Anthonille
      @Anthonille 4 месяца назад +19

      yep, anything disney is non-canon in my book.

    • @drewcilley121
      @drewcilley121 4 месяца назад +6

      This movie is hot trash!!!!

    • @Moolers
      @Moolers 4 месяца назад +1

      If only it was that simple, but any time you want to read up on any history or lore, stuff from this show will be included.

    • @Anthonille
      @Anthonille 4 месяца назад +5

      @@Moolers it's absolutely simple. I don't watch it or read about it. I do the same thing with moder Star Trek. Discovery is fan fiction. The books hold more value to me than anything in that series.

    • @TruthGatherer2013
      @TruthGatherer2013 4 месяца назад

      @@drewcilley121 Don't say that, that's offensive to hot trash!

  • @rastifan7863
    @rastifan7863 5 месяцев назад +908

    "What are you?"
    "Darth Sidious. Somehow I returned".

    • @SelttiksYT
      @SelttiksYT 4 месяца назад +10

      pretty much

    • @Eeyore44
      @Eeyore44 4 месяца назад +7

      That's........that's mean...........cheap shot dude.
      I mean its ACCURATE, but............................

    • @goatfin
      @goatfin 4 месяца назад +2

      Isn’t this set before Episode 1?

    • @jokoholic
      @jokoholic 4 месяца назад +1

      His Darth Wataryu (너 뭐야)

    • @willy102073
      @willy102073 4 месяца назад +3

      @@goatfin did some searching, The story will be set 100 years before The Phantom Menace, in the time of the Great Republic.

  • @Skullduggerydodo
    @Skullduggerydodo 4 месяца назад +250

    This is why we can't have nice things anymore

  • @evoathlete
    @evoathlete 3 месяца назад +40

    Disney helped me lose my addiction to Star Wars.

    • @ALUCARDSOULJA
      @ALUCARDSOULJA Месяц назад +2

      The realisation sucks when you notice you don't even care about anything that gets put out for star wars anymore after being truly obsessed at one time 😭

  • @webbB9
    @webbB9 3 месяца назад +768

    I used to think the Jedi were cool, now I'm starting to understand why Anakin felt the urge to purge them all after watching The Acolyte.

    • @dannyboyc3po
      @dannyboyc3po 3 месяца назад +16

      That made me laugh.👌

    • @jonosuav
      @jonosuav 3 месяца назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @njux1871
      @njux1871 3 месяца назад +14

      idk man it got the best lightsaber battles since the SWTOR trailers

    • @dannyboyc3po
      @dannyboyc3po 3 месяца назад +22

      @njux1871 said no-one ever

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 3 месяца назад +2

      @@njux1871yes it does but that doesn’t invalidate how terrible the writing is 😂

  • @spencer7950
    @spencer7950 5 месяцев назад +680

    "What are you?"
    "I'm not like other girls."

    • @TheImapotato
      @TheImapotato 5 месяцев назад +23

      Morgan Freeman "When she stated this fact, it meant, she was indeed...like other girls"

    • @deviousdelibird
      @deviousdelibird 5 месяцев назад +10

      "Live, laugh, love!" *draws lightsaber*

    • @J.M.415
      @J.M.415 5 месяцев назад

      What are you re******?!

  • @resignator
    @resignator 4 месяца назад +930

    Remember they are destroying everything you love and it is BY DESIGN.

    • @Marvin315
      @Marvin315 4 месяца назад +8

      nope.. by purposet.. this is the worst fact. In case of strategy i would feel defeated at least.. and i feel resignated.

    • @RedSpiderZero
      @RedSpiderZero 4 месяца назад

      Destroy your culture
      Replace it with a mockery
      The claim you never had a culture

    • @haroldfinch8481
      @haroldfinch8481 4 месяца назад +34

      #boycottdisney

    • @haroldfinch8481
      @haroldfinch8481 4 месяца назад +39

      @@EricDeanCampbell shillbot

    • @AmonAnon-vw3hr
      @AmonAnon-vw3hr 4 месяца назад

      @EricDeanCampbell all your heros are evil and hate you lol.

  • @kosher8720
    @kosher8720 Месяц назад +16

    The power of one
    The power of two
    The power of bankruptcy
    😹

  • @eliasar5051
    @eliasar5051 5 месяцев назад +1428

    "What are you?"
    "I´am THE MESSAGE!"

  • @klmt_vasilis5455
    @klmt_vasilis5455 5 месяцев назад +804

    “What are you?”
    “I’m something of a Jedi myself”

    • @r3gret2079
      @r3gret2079 5 месяцев назад +6

      Lol

    • @standbyfordisto
      @standbyfordisto 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@r3gret2079 I read it in his accent haha

    • @TheRealFry2024
      @TheRealFry2024 5 месяцев назад +6

      Can the jedi come out to play?

    • @wjb8709
      @wjb8709 5 месяцев назад

      This here is... cold.

    • @ThunderBZaper
      @ThunderBZaper 5 месяцев назад +1

      “Yes… and my outfit comes in complete black along with a red lightsaber. My Jedi friends would agree… if they were still Jedi. We’re thinking to call ourselves Sith from now on, has a nice ring to it”

  • @TonyMontanaDS
    @TonyMontanaDS 4 месяца назад +231

    31% on Rotten Tomatoes. The fact that all the critics gave it a 96% shows how desperate Disney is and how badly they have pushed their shills to play along or they'll have their access restricted.

    • @jeysubi
      @jeysubi 4 месяца назад +1

      this is a trash omgggggggg
      who watches this
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @blt4life112
      @blt4life112 4 месяца назад

      🍼

    • @Cataclysm_1
      @Cataclysm_1 4 месяца назад

      It's been brigaded by right wing chuds you mean who are butthurt that there's a black person on their screen

    • @guyfawkes8384
      @guyfawkes8384 4 месяца назад +8

      Rotten Tomatoes, like most things these days, has lost all credibility. I go off of the audience score only. Like our modern news, the critic score credibility means absolutely NOTHING.

    • @guyfawkes8384
      @guyfawkes8384 4 месяца назад +4

      @@blt4life112 He's not a baby. He's just telling the truth. The irony is that it's likely you who is the crybaby.

  • @SAVAGESUN
    @SAVAGESUN 3 месяца назад +21

    This looks terrible. Star Wars died in 2012. Disney utterly destroyed it with woke, political nonsense. I’m proud to say my family and I will never watch another Disney program ever again. My friend offered me his password to his Disney account and I told him no thanks. You literally couldn’t pay me to watch their propaganda.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 Месяц назад +1

      I think Star Wars began to decline with the release of the special editions and the prequels. But the prequels still FELT like Star Wars and the products after the prequels were very solid. But then Disney bought it and that’s when it declined like a landslide…

    • @dimitarmargaritov
      @dimitarmargaritov 16 дней назад +1

      To me Rogue One is the only decent movie to come out of Disney's Star Wars.

  • @carlosbranca8080
    @carlosbranca8080 5 месяцев назад +571

    "What are you?"
    "The Ghost of Future Flops."

    • @len2122
      @len2122 5 месяцев назад +7

      That's pretty funny, I won't lie.

    • @dr150
      @dr150 5 месяцев назад +1

      LOL

  • @Xjgyz
    @Xjgyz 4 месяца назад +562

    “What are you?”
    "Another disappointment”

    • @demo-crazy-2022
      @demo-crazy-2022 4 месяца назад +7

      the show is not even out yet this could be another Andor

    • @bradleye660
      @bradleye660 4 месяца назад +12

      ^ This is not going to be another Andor lol. Andor was lightning in a bottle because it wasn’t forcibly diversified and feminized.

    • @D4C_Gaming
      @D4C_Gaming 4 месяца назад +2

      @@demo-crazy-2022 I feel that it probably will be. The shows nobody wants always end up being the best ones.

    • @Avthefit
      @Avthefit 4 месяца назад +3

      No it won't be, they learnt from Andor. This should be much better

    • @guyfawkes8384
      @guyfawkes8384 4 месяца назад

      Full of women and DEI hires.

  • @RC-qf3mp
    @RC-qf3mp 4 месяца назад +472

    Only people who hate Star Wars can write for Star Wars now.

    • @VicLabs
      @VicLabs 4 месяца назад +13

      Nah, you’d have to watch Star Wars to hate it. These are people who are unfamiliar with Star Wars and hate their fans.

    • @Mr.HeisenbergTheCook
      @Mr.HeisenbergTheCook 4 месяца назад +2

      So they're recruiting them right from the fanbase now?

    • @Future_Imperfect
      @Future_Imperfect 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@VicLabsThis isn't even an exaggeration, and I quote...
      “Leslye wanted this show to be accessible - no homework needed before watching,” said Jocelyn Bioh. Headland added Bioh to the writing team for The Acolyte specifically because Bioh was not a Star Wars devotee.
      “She asked me what I knew about ‘Star Wars,’ and my answer was, ‘Harrison Ford runs around space with a giant dog?’” Bioh recalled, laughing. “And Leslye said, ‘You’re hired.’”

    • @PauloHernandezXD
      @PauloHernandezXD 4 месяца назад

      Where's MY check?
      Ironically I'd probably write the greatest stories ever attached to the series, lol, even surpassing the original trilogy XD

    • @darkuncle77
      @darkuncle77 4 месяца назад +1

      could you please explain what led you to this conclusion? Have you been to Disney World?

  • @stopdroproll7258
    @stopdroproll7258 Месяц назад +12

    The power of one..... SEASON!

  • @cloudsRniceC0M3
    @cloudsRniceC0M3 5 месяцев назад +671

    "What are you?"
    "i am Lisan al Gaib, Paul Muad'Dib Atreidis, Usul, Kwisatz Haderach and the Padishah Emperor"

  • @lofimusicbygrizzlybeatz
    @lofimusicbygrizzlybeatz 5 месяцев назад +515

    "What are you?"
    "Beep/Bop/Boop”

  • @rrowhe4d
    @rrowhe4d 4 месяца назад +247

    "What are you?"
    "Diversity hires."

  • @ThisGuy7310
    @ThisGuy7310 Месяц назад +6

    Oh the tears and cries of the few dozen people that actually enjoyed this show are sooo soothing😂

  • @Gojirastar5477
    @Gojirastar5477 5 месяцев назад +1251

    "What are you?"
    Another multi-million dollar loss for Disney.

    • @errorschnansch1892
      @errorschnansch1892 5 месяцев назад +5

      What do you mean with another? The Marvels is the only flop the MCU ever had btw.

    • @Gojirastar5477
      @Gojirastar5477 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@errorschnansch1892 The Marvels wasn't the only MCU flop. In the UK where Disney does a big chunk of it's filming for the movies, Disney is required by law in the UK to report their actual budgets in order to get tax breaks. If you look at the budgets (production & marketing), subtract theater cuts (from multiple countries/China takes between 60-80% of BO), interest on production loans, and taxes; the MCU movies have made a modest profit, broke even or lost money since Endgame. Also, The Eternals lost an estimated $52.6 million in 2021. Antman 3 lost Disney an estimated $125 million for Disney (2023).
      If you look at the box office for the sequel trilogy the box office decline went from $2.006 billion to $1.077 billion. Then there is Solo which lost $76.9 million (2018) and didn't even make it's budget back. Solo and Rise of Skywalker are part of the reasons why SW hasn't had a new movie in theaters since 2019.
      Then, there other movies. Indiana Jones 5 which lost an estimated $130 million for Disney (2023). Wish lost an estimated $131 million for Disney. It's estimated that Disney lost $1.3 billion at the box office in 2023. Of 11 releases in 2023, only GotG Vol 3 and Elemental turned a profit for Disney.
      As for the Disney+ shows for SW & MCU it's more difficult to track the profits because Disney doesn't share the numbers. If the shows were successful you'd see multiple shows get renewed for multiple seasons. So, far, of the Disney+ shows for SW only the Mandonlorian, Bad Batch (just ended), Visions, & Tales have made it beyond a single season. For the MCU Disney+ shows only Loki and What If have made it beyond a single season. If they were getting the views and driving subscribers & ad revenue to Disney+ more shows would've been renewed.

    • @lockekappa500
      @lockekappa500 5 месяцев назад +7

      The saddest part is these things make money. Between hate watchers and those who are pandered to.

    • @Gojirastar5477
      @Gojirastar5477 5 месяцев назад

      @@errorschnansch1892 Actually the Marvels (which lost an estimated $237 million in 2023 per Forbes) is not the only flop the MCU has had since Endgame. The Eternals lost an estimated $53.6 million in 2021 and Antman: Quantumania lost and estimate $125 million in 2023 (per Forbes). If we go by the budgets that are being reported out of UK, which Disney needs to report in order to get their tax credits there, most the MCU movies that were shot in the UK made either a modest profit, barely broke even or lost money. Also, you have to calculate in budgets (production & marketing), production loans, taxes, reshoots that exceeded the 2 week standard for most films, merchandising and the percentage of the box office that goes back to theaters or specific country (in the US theaters take 20% of BO and countries like China take 60-80% of BO).
      If you to take it a step further Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny lost an estimated $130-134.2 million in 2023 and Wish lost an estimate $130 million in 2023. GotG 3 and Elemental made a profit. Little Mermaid barely broke even. Haunted Mansion (2023) lost an estimated $117 million. In 2023 alone Disney lost an estimated $1.4 billion at the box office.
      On the SW side Solo lost an estimated $76.9 million at the box office in 2018 (the first SW movie to lose money). The sequel trilogy's box office declined greatly going from $2.06 billion for TFA in 2015 to $1.07 billion for RoS in 2019 (a billion dollar drop off). RoS was such a nightmare with expensive reshoots that SW hasn't had a new movie and relegated to Disney+.

    • @padregigacocks6567
      @padregigacocks6567 5 месяцев назад +29

      @@errorschnansch1892 Disney, not Marvel. Disney lost...A LOT

  • @vicvega6825
    @vicvega6825 5 месяцев назад +553

    "What are you? "
    "Another eight episodes of nothing happening."

    • @Arcexey
      @Arcexey 5 месяцев назад +22

      @vicvega6825 of nothing happening except us watching an artless corporate husk flail in the wind

    • @sexistspaghettios
      @sexistspaghettios 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Arcexey
      Why would you watch that?!

    • @tgwaste
      @tgwaste 5 месяцев назад +27

      Except more woke soapboxing

    • @thatnerd1
      @thatnerd1 5 месяцев назад +13

      Have some optimism. The show hasn't even come out yet and you are already claiming that nothing will happen. Yes, there have been some recent releases that have been boring, but this looks like it will be pretty different compared to many other things in the SW universe. It's not fair to review something that you've only seen a few trailers of.

    • @sarrjel
      @sarrjel 5 месяцев назад

      Bucket of puke.

  • @ernestoamesqua4848
    @ernestoamesqua4848 4 месяца назад +1134

    I used to like StarWars, then Disney came along

    • @ChristopherPortorreal-ol2mj
      @ChristopherPortorreal-ol2mj 4 месяца назад +22

      Lucas must have a big regret

    • @andyjardine8192
      @andyjardine8192 4 месяца назад +16

      Same here 👍 Disney has completely ruined it

    • @Shakor77
      @Shakor77 4 месяца назад +15

      And with Disney, feminist cancer, which is slowly destroying any franchise that they bought.

    • @getmad3013
      @getmad3013 4 месяца назад +5

      StarWars was always overhyped that why there is so much dislike for anything else lol

    • @PauloHernandezXD
      @PauloHernandezXD 4 месяца назад +5

      Honestly the trilogy with Rey made me inadvertently develop a disliking for EVERYTHING related to StarWars.
      The only thing I still like is Forced Unleashed 2, lol

  • @MustertheBrohirrim
    @MustertheBrohirrim Месяц назад +8

    THE POWER OF CAAAANCELLED

  • @-O.R.l.O.N-
    @-O.R.l.O.N- 5 месяцев назад +352

    "What are you?"
    "I'm a new member of Slipknot."

  • @ryann6919
    @ryann6919 5 месяцев назад +519

    "what are you?"
    "An Eric Cartman version of Kathleen Kennedy from the multiverse"

  • @jorgelewcas6241
    @jorgelewcas6241 5 месяцев назад +432

    "What are you?"
    Star Wars: I don't even know anymore

    • @Rad0115
      @Rad0115 5 месяцев назад +9

      Star Wars has not lost its identity bro what are you on 💀

    • @soraisfinallyhere1305
      @soraisfinallyhere1305 5 месяцев назад +2

      Why u here then

    • @ketchupcommander
      @ketchupcommander 5 месяцев назад

      NON BINARY LOL

    • @ECSOrder66
      @ECSOrder66 5 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@Rad0115It's a joke, but I guess you've never been told how to detect one.

    • @bignumbers
      @bignumbers 5 месяцев назад +5

      "What are you?"
      "So very very tired..."

  • @daboz8753
    @daboz8753 Месяц назад +10

    Acolyte premiered a few months ago!
    AAAAAAAAAAANNNNND *ITS GONE!*
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @ThisGuy7310
      @ThisGuy7310 Месяц назад +5

      And the shills are still blaming "review bombing" and "toxic fans" for this epic failure😂
      Oh well, they gotta cope somehow, I guess

  • @buddhajew6259
    @buddhajew6259 4 месяца назад +448

    I hope the writers read the comments before disabling them

    • @daboz8753
      @daboz8753 4 месяца назад +25

      I feel like they wouldn’t, just because thousands of people with better writing skills probably would be too threatening to their fragile egos.
      Gosh forbid they go on strike!…. *Again*

    • @stevenjaquin8218
      @stevenjaquin8218 4 месяца назад +14

      You could tell chatgpt to write the script to acolyte and it would be better.

    • @noturmum7967
      @noturmum7967 4 месяца назад

      ​@@daboz8753or the thousands of man children unable to provide constructive criticism that instead choose to scream as many buzzwords as possible in the hopes of fitting in with the hate crowd. Or there's the neck beard keaboard warriors who are ACTUALLY upset about a show (that they haven't even seen yet btw) because it hurts there feelings that something so attached to their identity is being changed.
      See normal people would just take their disappointment or lack of interest and move on with their lives.
      Sad sacks decide to cry about it online in a non constructive way because their knowledge and passion for the IP is one of the view points of pride left in their lives.
      OR simply just wanna hop on the bandwagon...
      In a hypothetical world where this show turns out to be the best media ever to exist, tons of the haters are gonna switch sides because they don't actually care if something good or not, they just wanna be apart of something.
      Us normal fans will wait until the show comes out to form an opinion

    • @punk3900
      @punk3900 4 месяца назад +7

      They don't care! They make the movies just to signal their virtue

    • @SuperBartles
      @SuperBartles 4 месяца назад +6

      They did! They replied to the one positive comment I found - they must have sifted through all the other stuff...

  • @XxItsYourBoyChienxX
    @XxItsYourBoyChienxX 5 месяцев назад +633

    "What are you?"
    "I'm a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist"

    • @vestavind
      @vestavind 5 месяцев назад +13

      I understood that reference

    • @AaAa-yg3yd
      @AaAa-yg3yd 5 месяцев назад +1

      philip rotshild

    • @marissashantez6051
      @marissashantez6051 5 месяцев назад +2

      I am BATMAN!

    • @jedironin380
      @jedironin380 5 месяцев назад

      @@marissashantez6051 Here, have a Snickers bar.

    • @bobhi2668
      @bobhi2668 5 месяцев назад

      I am sofa king wee Todd ed

  • @jamesdykes517
    @jamesdykes517 4 месяца назад +296

    "What are you?"
    "I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

    • @renanmgmgmh4160
      @renanmgmgmh4160 4 месяца назад +4

      Rule 1..

    • @KevFrost
      @KevFrost 4 месяца назад +1

      @@renanmgmgmh4160 No shirts, no shoes?

    • @FancierSoap
      @FancierSoap 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@KevFrostwrong, we aren't meant to speak about it...

    • @Userhasbeenbanned0
      @Userhasbeenbanned0 4 месяца назад +1

      @@KevFrostRule number one is the same as rule number 2. Only members know the rules. Don’t worry about it

    • @Cosdog85
      @Cosdog85 4 месяца назад +1

      best Comment!

  • @mathaijacob1345
    @mathaijacob1345 Месяц назад +3

    I was more creative as a kid playing with Star Wars legos than these writers will ever be!

  • @geomfilms
    @geomfilms 5 месяцев назад +1662

    "What are you?" "Good question for another time"

    • @sudershenstinson6307
      @sudershenstinson6307 5 месяцев назад +65

      And leave it unanswered and complete the trilogy

    • @Spillow-C
      @Spillow-C 5 месяцев назад +30

      "I'm SOYLO Ren"

    • @pkmovies92
      @pkmovies92 5 месяцев назад +20

      1:28 Darth Pennywise

    • @HIGHLANDWOLF1783
      @HIGHLANDWOLF1783 5 месяцев назад +34

      "What am I? ....I have a list of pronouns"

    • @flap.d.jack247
      @flap.d.jack247 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@HIGHLANDWOLF1783 joke would work if some word dictated who you are, but they don't

  • @hizo64HH
    @hizo64HH 5 месяцев назад +727

    "What are you?"
    "Harvey Weinstein's assistant."

  • @strategysoup8949
    @strategysoup8949 4 месяца назад +274

    South Park predicted the future yet again

    • @hamzamaken9323
      @hamzamaken9323 4 месяца назад +1

      what part of south park do you speak of my dear man

    • @R_wir3
      @R_wir3 4 месяца назад +8

      ​@@hamzamaken9323the Bob Iger part

    • @RC-qf3mp
      @RC-qf3mp 4 месяца назад

      Yup. Put a chick in it…make her lame and…

    • @jasonlewis3742
      @jasonlewis3742 4 месяца назад +3

      No they didn't. They commented on what Disney have been doing for the past decade is all. Disney just figured now would be a good time to triple down for some reason.

    • @RealTurbidHere
      @RealTurbidHere 4 месяца назад

      LOL! The actors came forward saying they regret being in this show. AMAZING!

  • @sacred3611
    @sacred3611 Месяц назад +12

    This is not Star Wars

  • @terraryzing201
    @terraryzing201 5 месяцев назад +503

    "What are you?"
    "I'm here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty"

    • @ripebanana8169
      @ripebanana8169 5 месяцев назад +4

      THIS IS THE SOUL DEFINITION OF A UNDERATED COMMENT!!!!!

    • @sgtswampdonky
      @sgtswampdonky 5 месяцев назад +1

      leave ts in 2020 bro

    • @Darth0308
      @Darth0308 4 месяца назад

      ​@ripebanana8169 very subjective...I find more people that see the extended warranty joke as Cringe and extremely overused. An extended warranty comment will never be underrated, it's just been in circulation too long and has been used for almost every situation, alot of times being cringeworthy. But there's always gonna be the few that hear it for the first time and find it hilarious somehow. Usually it's the ones too young to have had a car long enough to even get the letters.

    • @jackthomas2051
      @jackthomas2051 4 месяца назад

      @@Darth0308
      You know what NOT underrated? A 10 paragraph diatribe on why an “Extended Car Warranty” joke isn’t funny anymore.
      Are you going to tell us to stay off your lawn next?

    • @benroth5184
      @benroth5184 4 месяца назад

      This Line will NEVER get old because of wonderfully funny hoomans place it just right, every time 😌

  • @AlexanderTheBloodraven
    @AlexanderTheBloodraven 4 месяца назад +227

    The power of ONE dislike.
    The power of TWO dislikes.
    The power of MaNyYy dislikes.

    • @kommisar.
      @kommisar. 4 месяца назад +3

      So far I like yours the best.

    • @tailwhup
      @tailwhup 2 месяца назад +2

      I miss being able to see dislikes

    • @PoplinPlonk
      @PoplinPlonk 2 месяца назад +1

      @@tailwhup get a pluggin? right now it says 80 k to 206 k.

  • @jiffbizgroff9212
    @jiffbizgroff9212 4 месяца назад +241

    My favourite bit was when the Acolyte said " its Acolyting time "

  • @liamphibia
    @liamphibia Месяц назад +20

    It's canceled! hallelujah it's canceled!

  • @peytonarredondo
    @peytonarredondo 4 месяца назад +124

    "Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it.” -Batman(or someone in that universe)

    • @ProcyonNite
      @ProcyonNite 4 месяца назад +1

      Actually, Harvey Dent said that.

    • @richard4649
      @richard4649 4 месяца назад +5

      It was Bane. ​@@ProcyonNite

    • @aidasmatulaitis5175
      @aidasmatulaitis5175 4 месяца назад

      Its Bane not Batman you clown 🤡

    • @ProcyonNite
      @ProcyonNite 4 месяца назад +1

      @@richard4649 They edited their comment.

    • @richard4649
      @richard4649 4 месяца назад +2

      @@ProcyonNite and he still got it wrong 😂

  • @Battlecam12
    @Battlecam12 4 месяца назад +172

    THE COMMENTS ARE MORE ENTERTAINING

    • @cforchex
      @cforchex 3 месяца назад +1

      this is true. i specially came here to dislike the video and read the comments. lol

  • @mcleanac3000
    @mcleanac3000 4 месяца назад +169

    "What are you?"
    "The guy who won't bother watching this"

    • @Chemical_Argentum
      @Chemical_Argentum 4 месяца назад

      But the guy who comes to videos like this ONLY to put a comment like that, and hopes to get some attention

  • @andrewg8469
    @andrewg8469 3 месяца назад +3

    “Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.”
    -JRR Tolkien-

  • @gabrielmedina1257
    @gabrielmedina1257 4 месяца назад +748

    Im sure 10 yrs from now, we will se a jedi with rainbow saber 😂

    • @ir8293
      @ir8293 4 месяца назад +100

      Don’t give them ideas. They will release a digitally remastered pride edition of every movie and show… 😂😂

    • @TheJimmyClip
      @TheJimmyClip 4 месяца назад +23

      That would explain Jabba the Hutt - played by Gorlock the Destroyer

    • @ernestoamesqua4848
      @ernestoamesqua4848 4 месяца назад +34

      Disney: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!!

    • @laurynasl8286
      @laurynasl8286 4 месяца назад +8

      delete this :D

    • @garytebbenham6843
      @garytebbenham6843 4 месяца назад +15

      You’re hired!

  • @R_wir3
    @R_wir3 5 месяцев назад +1051

    "What are you?"
    "I'm something of a scientist myself"

  • @brandendrummond4249
    @brandendrummond4249 4 месяца назад +92

    The DEI is strong with this one ☝🏽

  • @Pantoran_Cargo_Pilot
    @Pantoran_Cargo_Pilot 3 месяца назад +10

    Put the franchise out of its misery, let it die with some dignity instead of milking it dry of content and turning its lovers against it.

  • @Shino2288
    @Shino2288 5 месяцев назад +387

    "What are you?"
    "The like/dislike bar getting ratioed."

    • @robertl.wilson1199
      @robertl.wilson1199 5 месяцев назад +18

      By far the most toxic fanbase.

    • @PLAYER2035
      @PLAYER2035 5 месяцев назад +33

      @@robertl.wilson1199fans imply that anyone still enjoys Star Wars

    • @SolracNexus
      @SolracNexus 5 месяцев назад +51

      ​@@robertl.wilson1199so disliking something is toxic? I think being toxic means attacking almost everyone for not going your way and being disrespectful - or calling people toxic for having a different opinion

    • @Sesuaki19
      @Sesuaki19 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@SolracNexusBro it didn't even come out, how do you dislike it?😭

    • @tomigun5180
      @tomigun5180 5 месяцев назад +27

      @@Sesuaki19 Bro, it's a trailer. We. dislike. the. trailer. Get it now?

  • @kevinvachon
    @kevinvachon 5 месяцев назад +768

    "What are you?"
    "A strong independent woman" 😂

    • @DSchade24
      @DSchade24 5 месяцев назад +2

      Holyyyyyyyy....that is hilarious

    • @pawnswizard1
      @pawnswizard1 5 месяцев назад +18

      The trailer should show them fighting bears with lightsabres 😂

    • @johnwayneasgenghiskhan4699
      @johnwayneasgenghiskhan4699 5 месяцев назад +6

      ...Who don't need no man!

    • @putinisgay4175
      @putinisgay4175 5 месяцев назад

      Ah yes, thinly veiled misogyny. There's nothing wrong with female characters that don't need male assistance. Male characters have been doing the same thing for all of entertainment history.

    • @UnpopularGuy332
      @UnpopularGuy332 5 месяцев назад +6

      Darth Titious

  • @njlkerins
    @njlkerins 5 месяцев назад +458

    "What are you?"
    "I am the Architect. I created Disney+. I’ve been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant."

    • @ketchupcommander
      @ketchupcommander 5 месяцев назад +6

      there is no Sith lol

    • @RussianJackal
      @RussianJackal 5 месяцев назад +6

      Carlin version is best. The chair vibrates.

    • @Brenticus
      @Brenticus 5 месяцев назад +11

      Ergo. Vis a vis. Concordantly.

    • @ninjapirate47
      @ninjapirate47 5 месяцев назад +5

      You do NOT want me to get out of this CHAIR!

    • @egghead1605
      @egghead1605 5 месяцев назад

      wait because of carrie anne they get to use that? lol

  • @aleksandraorlanska5036
    @aleksandraorlanska5036 Месяц назад +9

    Absolutely unwatchable. What Disney did to Star Wars is CRIMINAL.

  • @mavvasquez
    @mavvasquez 5 месяцев назад +192

    "What Are You?"
    "My name is Frank, i'm here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty"

  • @michaelmarino1420
    @michaelmarino1420 5 месяцев назад +469

    Somehow Palpatine returned in the past. He was studying spiders in the Amazon with my mom right before she died.

    • @davidknudson5166
      @davidknudson5166 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @AlexCramer-oi2lm
      @AlexCramer-oi2lm 5 месяцев назад +5

      Teach me, oh great one, the power to understand this meme

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 5 месяцев назад +3

      Best movie ever 😁

    • @ShareTheLean
      @ShareTheLean 5 месяцев назад +2

      Script leaks🤯. Maybe Palpatine is gonna pull up spamming Holdo maneuvers

    • @tommymarco
      @tommymarco 5 месяцев назад

      @@ShareTheLean lol !!!!!!

  • @liquid_shadow8690
    @liquid_shadow8690 4 месяца назад +696

    This is not a Star Wars story. This is an activist message wrapped up with the name

    • @wcstrawberryfields8011
      @wcstrawberryfields8011 4 месяца назад

      DEI/BLM Cosplay. I'm sure the final battle will take place on some rich Marxist's summer home on Hoth.

    • @Dopteros
      @Dopteros 4 месяца назад +17

      What part of this is "activist message"???

    • @megacoolarto
      @megacoolarto 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Dopteros schizophrenia is contagious in the sw community apparently

    • @FUNBF
      @FUNBF 4 месяца назад

      @@Dopteros All of it 🥴, you must be blind not to see that much of woke propaganda

    • @Mondoness
      @Mondoness 4 месяца назад +36

      @@Dopteros bruh, youve seen none of the interviews have you.

  • @LuRybz
    @LuRybz 2 месяца назад +10

    Star Wars is over, my friends.😭

    • @Soup-man
      @Soup-man 2 месяца назад

      It's been over

    • @daboz8753
      @daboz8753 Месяц назад

      @@Soup-man
      Yea, ended in 2012

  • @TruthGatherer2013
    @TruthGatherer2013 4 месяца назад +117

    ironically the like dislike bar looks like a lightsabre. the handle is the likes.. you get the point

  • @ClasherSports
    @ClasherSports 4 месяца назад +245

    77K LIKES VS 206K DISLIKES..... YIIIIIIIIIIIKES!!!!!!!!!

    • @HavendaleBlvd80
      @HavendaleBlvd80 4 месяца назад +5

      How can you see the dislikes?

    • @darkuksdark6939
      @darkuksdark6939 4 месяца назад

      @@HavendaleBlvd80 you need youtube disslike addon for your browser

    • @StayMadNobodycares
      @StayMadNobodycares 4 месяца назад

      @@HavendaleBlvd80 addon browser extension

    • @PrototypeGoose
      @PrototypeGoose 4 месяца назад +9

      Update: 78k - 234k

    • @xbigcolex1912
      @xbigcolex1912 4 месяца назад

      @@HavendaleBlvd80im wondering the same thing

  • @Colin04932
    @Colin04932 5 месяцев назад +3306

    “What are you?!”
    Villain: “and I took it personally.”

    • @chasedooley6237
      @chasedooley6237 5 месяцев назад +46

      "Obviously, I'm the good guy! My name is Bob and I'm here to rescue you."

    • @Onionaniamtions
      @Onionaniamtions 5 месяцев назад +24

      @@chasedooley6237origin of Jedi bob of Lego Star Wars

    • @lucabestea6844
      @lucabestea6844 5 месяцев назад +12

      "I am the solution"

    • @renaudlelong2805
      @renaudlelong2805 5 месяцев назад +2

      We are the Sith.

    • @gavinsmith9871
      @gavinsmith9871 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@lucabestea6844 Ngl quoting Amon there would be sick.

  • @Vassild
    @Vassild 3 месяца назад +7

    Remember it's always your fault and never Disneys

  • @roar1149
    @roar1149 4 месяца назад +235

    Bravo youtube and disney. If you hide the dislikes it doesn't make them go away. As of 6/6 there are over 800k dislikes on this.

    • @dancingkitty11
      @dancingkitty11 4 месяца назад +1

      Thems is good numbers.

    • @_taxman_
      @_taxman_ 4 месяца назад +9

      Ha, check em now. RUclips reset them.
      77K "likes" // 224K dislikes as of time of writing.

    • @Bart88PL
      @Bart88PL 4 месяца назад

      @@_taxman_ The same I've seen.

    • @james4thedoctor482
      @james4thedoctor482 4 месяца назад +1

      Where can you see the number of dislikes?

    • @salamance2
      @salamance2 4 месяца назад +1

      they are deleting them

  • @kommisar.
    @kommisar. 4 месяца назад +110

    How much you want to bet if this had the old like to dislike bar it would look like a lightsaber?

    • @FiL_0
      @FiL_0 2 месяца назад +7

      I have the Chrome extension that shows dislikes and I can confirm it lmao

    • @24NIEMAND
      @24NIEMAND Месяц назад +2

      you can install an add-on for that, and boy oh boy, does it look like a long sith lightsaber

    • @77Avadon77
      @77Avadon77 Месяц назад +1

      280K of dis/likez

    • @kommisar.
      @kommisar. Месяц назад

      @@24NIEMAND Yeah, I don't have it on this comp right now.

    • @kommisar.
      @kommisar. Месяц назад +1

      @@77Avadon77 And how many likes?

  • @calmcconville6014
    @calmcconville6014 3 месяца назад +14

    Why are Disney destroying everything? I don't get it

    • @d.k.1394
      @d.k.1394 Месяц назад

      Not allowed to say

  • @ds82wrestling
    @ds82wrestling 4 месяца назад +323

    This looks like AI and brainrot had a child. How did Star Wars fall so low?

    • @theycallmenick
      @theycallmenick 4 месяца назад +36

      That's easy, liberals and progressives

    • @remysaturn
      @remysaturn 4 месяца назад +6

      Disney got its grubby lil hands on it

    • @bj0urne
      @bj0urne 4 месяца назад +2

      At least they're starring a "newly learnt english" Jung-Jae Lee

    • @XSamsaX
      @XSamsaX 4 месяца назад +2

      Lucas sold it to Disney, then it took a deep dive.

    • @sepo3451
      @sepo3451 4 месяца назад +1

      There is no goal you can not not achieve with the right woman at your side ;)