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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024
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  • @Topolinho
    @Topolinho 3 года назад +3484

    "Who are you here to visit"
    "John"
    *15 Johns proceed to spawn down the hallway*

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/tAnyvY6KHrw/видео.html
      .
      .

    • @neilgoldberg547
      @neilgoldberg547 3 года назад +43

      They all may not be named John, but they certainly are all Johns, and that's when the first John realized one of his neighbors was running a prostitution ring out of their apartment.

    • @ricksanchez1079
      @ricksanchez1079 3 года назад +3

      The Book of John: Yes?!

    • @jonwagner811
      @jonwagner811 3 года назад

      not enough imo

    • @bentoboy2772
      @bentoboy2772 3 года назад +6

      @@youtyiyyutuu3424 you've done this multiple times on different channels what a weirdo lol

  • @xaqiz6814
    @xaqiz6814 3 года назад +6116

    I like to think that if this had escalated, the dad would have started to swing the baby around like a bat.

  • @avalus6
    @avalus6 3 года назад +3059

    It all makes sense, he was demanding that he identify himself because only men named John are allowed in the building and he had to confirm that his name was infact John.

    • @tomeludak1212
      @tomeludak1212 3 года назад +9

      69 likes

    • @TrentonF505
      @TrentonF505 3 года назад +98

      I’d be concerned too if someone not named John was infiltrating the John facility

    • @SnoppleWopple
      @SnoppleWopple 3 года назад +31

      @@TrentonF505 John John John John

    • @randomnpc222
      @randomnpc222 3 года назад +1

      Imagine

    • @jjortiz7504
      @jjortiz7504 3 года назад

      5Head

  • @yoda3964
    @yoda3964 3 года назад +14038

    The baby’s controlling his dad like in ratatouille

    • @NiceGames150
      @NiceGames150 3 года назад +176

      @Louielolbruh I hate how these bots are commenting bad things and advertising for attention.

    • @verkigg7119
      @verkigg7119 3 года назад +151

      @MaximilianMus ✔ you know nobody is clicking the those links right?

    • @StevenStaggs1
      @StevenStaggs1 3 года назад +123

      @MaximilianMus ✔ you must have been heavily abused as a child

    • @YourLocalAverageSquidMan
      @YourLocalAverageSquidMan 3 года назад +3

      Yeah

    • @owougga
      @owougga 3 года назад +64

      @@StevenStaggs1 i went through crap as a kid and even i don’t act like that. that guy was probably not only abused, but also dropped on his head when he was a baby and/or heavily bullied throughout school.
      now i’m invested in this villain backstory.

  • @johngribas6859
    @johngribas6859 3 года назад +3610

    As a John myself, I can 100% confirm that we sometimes emerge out of nowhere and create such paradoxes. However, our higher ups are trying to fix this anomaly.

    • @johnrenner3367
      @johnrenner3367 3 года назад +83

      Ah a fellow god

    • @legoman9628
      @legoman9628 3 года назад +41

      Legit my name is John Price.

    • @thegatorhator6822
      @thegatorhator6822 3 года назад +41

      So you're the guys always hiring the prostitutes?

    • @johngribas6859
      @johngribas6859 3 года назад +72

      @@thegatorhator6822 Ah yes, you must mean operation "Hired Help". It was started by an emotionally unstable member of our ranks, John Erevos II. What a trainwreck that was. We try not to talk about it.

    • @johnbarr3267
      @johnbarr3267 3 года назад +40

      Hey John

  • @John514s
    @John514s 3 года назад +2593

    As the 514th John who resides in this apartment, I feel like I should clarify. The person with the baby was John366 and that was his baby, John368. The person with the mask was John004, one of the original residents. As you correctly guessed, the whole building is inhabited by Johns. John366 was merely asking the person visiting to identify themselves to confirm that they are also John, since John366 gets very upset when talking to people who aren't Johns.

  • @yoshino6557
    @yoshino6557 3 года назад +3190

    People named Josh: fighting each other
    Meanwhile, all the Johns are coming together to create the ultimate army.

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 3 года назад

      @All i do is winn ruclips.net/video/JwncAQurlqk/видео.html

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 3 года назад +1

      @@youtyiyyutuu3424 ruclips.net/video/JwncAQurlqk/видео.html

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 3 года назад

      @MaximilianMus ✔ ruclips.net/video/JwncAQurlqk/видео.html

    • @YourLocalAverageSquidMan
      @YourLocalAverageSquidMan 3 года назад +16

      *The John army*

    • @Brucifer2
      @Brucifer2 3 года назад +53

      To be fair, Josh's have alot to prove. You'd feel insecure too if your name sounded like someone shaking a wet bag.

  • @YHK_YT
    @YHK_YT 3 года назад +3198

    He’s clearly doing gods work, he has to check his ID to make sure his name is also John

  • @crazyhandgrows6432
    @crazyhandgrows6432 3 года назад +604

    Imagining the baby using the man as a vessel made this so much better.

  • @GiovannisDaedra
    @GiovannisDaedra 3 года назад +2636

    "He's John, I'm John, you're John"
    Halo Infinite's marketing is getting out of hand

    • @shanks8681
      @shanks8681 3 года назад

      if charlie accidentally revealed his address, he would've been dead

    • @Fem_Witch
      @Fem_Witch 3 года назад +2

      I'm not John, I'm Ben from the Ben Den, it's across from the mall.

    • @abigbutterstick1780
      @abigbutterstick1780 3 года назад +4

      Welcome home John

    • @duck7194
      @duck7194 3 года назад

      @@shanks8681 why is that

    • @shanks8681
      @shanks8681 3 года назад +2

      @@duck7194 remember what happened to pop smoke? He revealed his Addy and people killed him for his stuff. These male Karens will do anything to prevent online public shaming

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 3 года назад +2958

    "Chad meltdown"
    *shaking and crying over literally nothing intensifies*

    • @gutgobbler1121
      @gutgobbler1121 3 года назад +5

      Very cool pfp thank u 👍🏽

    • @hectichive889
      @hectichive889 3 года назад +53

      sigma male energy

    • @iaugh6342
      @iaugh6342 3 года назад +76

      @@hectichive889
      1) walk up to random people.
      2) call the police on them
      3) cry
      Multimillionare grindset

    • @PaperFlare
      @PaperFlare 3 года назад +25

      @@iaugh6342
      If your circle isn't:
      -Using children as shields while threatening random people
      -Calling the cops every time you interact with others
      -Getting increasing frustrated when people ignore you
      You need a new circle.
      Your NETWORK is your NET WORTH

    • @phillawrence5148
      @phillawrence5148 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @Shadowsphere1
    @Shadowsphere1 3 года назад +747

    "He should have done the responsible thing and left"
    Yeah, there's tons of fathers that definitely do that.

  • @bolognaB0iii
    @bolognaB0iii 3 года назад +1594

    Funny thing is, there's a tabletop game called 'Everyone is Jon' where you take turns controlling one person, named Jon.

    • @Fuck_handles
      @Fuck_handles 3 года назад +14

      Tron , Marston , Cina or Sins?

    • @salazasauceproductions5100
      @salazasauceproductions5100 3 года назад +15

      Not gonna lie, I'd play or GM that

    • @foxhoundoperator4597
      @foxhoundoperator4597 3 года назад +21

      You say tabletop "game" but lets face it it's more a tabletop social experiment! Everyone I've ever played it with becomes a complete sociopath the second they get control!

    • @pheonixnova4383
      @pheonixnova4383 3 года назад +3

      John

    • @rembrandtbrown6450
      @rembrandtbrown6450 3 года назад +7

      I actually ran a game of that where the John controlled by the players started off on a spaceship where everyones name was John, it ended with Chair John upholstering himself into a chair using a curtain in a palace where the king of a society that believed sitting was a holy thing not to be done lightly reigned. They really shouldn't have fucked with time like they did.

  • @JFN2760
    @JFN2760 3 года назад +1025

    I like to imagine he was so defensive because the guy visiting wasn't named John so like his brain couldn't process the information and he went into combat mode

    • @drysoup3017
      @drysoup3017 3 года назад +7

      Combat mode is going wah?

    • @JFN2760
      @JFN2760 3 года назад +20

      @@drysoup3017 Some creatures use it as a kind of self defence mechanism, this guy probably being a somewhat faulty John seems to do the same. Of course I'm no expert in the field

    • @11indigo
      @11indigo 3 года назад +5

      @@highwaythruhell7882 no, stfu

    • @JJ-xs3nu
      @JJ-xs3nu 3 года назад +3

      ACTIVATING COMBAT MODE

    • @drysoup3017
      @drysoup3017 3 года назад +2

      @@JFN2760 yeah. Know that I think about It, there's a shit load of self defense mechanisms that animals use.

  • @jimshaly1
    @jimshaly1 3 года назад +357

    So he literally just got on the call with the police, and when John showed up, he straight up HANGS UP ON THE CALL WITH THE POLICE.

    • @NickiRusin
      @NickiRusin 3 года назад +35

      that's a power move tbh

    • @dudebruh8534
      @dudebruh8534 3 года назад +91

      Yea thats also illiegal. I once did it when I was 6 years old and freaked out when they came to my house a few hours later. Just was bored and thought "What if I call 911 and instantly hang up?" One angry and confused parent later I learned they tracked the call. Nodody was hurt except my braincells because I lost some.

    • @Aviivix
      @Aviivix 3 года назад +59

      @@dudebruh8534 Well considering you touched the stove, got burned and learned not to do it again I'd say you gained at least two brain cells

    • @dudebruh8534
      @dudebruh8534 3 года назад +21

      @@Aviivix Ayy you cant blame me with the stove. Had a relative who owned one of those flat top stoves with the hidden metal part under plastic. Visibly no way to see if its hot or not and got some burns on my dumb 6 or 7 year old hand.

  • @shooterperson
    @shooterperson 3 года назад +555

    The reason he wanted to see his ID was because the apartment only allows "Johns" to enter.

  • @soulgamer6507
    @soulgamer6507 3 года назад +847

    *The Gatekeeper denies your entry and wields his +1 Tiny Human Shield as an improvised weapon* - Roll Initiative.

  • @soullessliving9075
    @soullessliving9075 3 года назад +504

    The way the father just expects the child to not fall back and break its neck.

  • @YHK_YT
    @YHK_YT 3 года назад +1250

    Baby using the dad as a mech, that’s why he was speaking and looked like he was about to cry, because he had no control of their baby. It’s bigbaby doing again

    • @maximillianmusthegodofyout8573
      @maximillianmusthegodofyout8573 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/mp0VPxdf7DM/видео.html

    • @rhysfitzpatrick9626
      @rhysfitzpatrick9626 3 года назад +9

      Boss Baby 3

    • @floofyfurryfemboy
      @floofyfurryfemboy 3 года назад +29

      It sure must be lame and dull seeing all these losers and bots be your replies instead of people willing to engage in your comment analysis

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 3 года назад +7

      @@floofyfurryfemboy Yeah.

    • @ajitsen6927
      @ajitsen6927 3 года назад +6

      @@floofyfurryfemboy Why is Charlies comment section filled with so much spam & bots ?
      Like he might legitimately be the only major creator who gets so many bots .

  • @septicsoldier2589
    @septicsoldier2589 3 года назад +623

    The “confidence” of this man to confront what he thinks is a dangerous trespasser with a baby on his head

    • @Sillybuns985
      @Sillybuns985 3 года назад +25

      How in the world are there this many bots on RUclips

    • @ClumsyHumane
      @ClumsyHumane 3 года назад +6

      @@Sillybuns985 They probably were people's accounts before but got taken over by bots

    • @KingcoleIIV
      @KingcoleIIV 3 года назад +6

      Don't confuse confidence with stupidity lol

    • @ShinFahima
      @ShinFahima 3 года назад +2

      @@KingcoleIIV Hence the quotation marks. :P

    • @MrYago-xd7um
      @MrYago-xd7um 3 года назад

      An HOA is missing their paladin.

  • @mfn1311
    @mfn1311 3 года назад +280

    I like to imagine he has a very tragic backstory where he noticed a stranger entering his apartment complex but did nothing, only to find out that same stranger murdered his wife. It really does explain a lot.

    • @Jay-st6sl
      @Jay-st6sl 3 года назад +7

      Thats how his uncle Ben died...wait

    • @tencolorpen
      @tencolorpen 2 года назад +4

      @@Jay-st6sl john*

    • @pinecone189
      @pinecone189 2 года назад

      It's like that sometimes 😔💯

  • @hayden4361
    @hayden4361 3 года назад +3686

    Let's just say, if Charlie ever has children they are gonna have some interesting questions when they discover his channel

    • @Rehaaaaaaan
      @Rehaaaaaaan 3 года назад +125

      Turns out they used to watch him in the beforelife

    • @glub__blub
      @glub__blub 3 года назад +116

      You know charlie is gonna have them trained to like his videos immediately after upload before they’re of the womb

    • @Milkrayt
      @Milkrayt 3 года назад +53

      They might have questions but charlie has already answered all of them with the channel

    • @sonof7yoshis
      @sonof7yoshis 3 года назад +7

      Lol that would be funny but I'm pretty sure he said he doesn't want kids on his stream but that could change

    • @frankyb4440
      @frankyb4440 3 года назад +17

      His kids will be nerdy and cool asf. I guarantee his kids will be prophets of truth and transparency.

  • @danceswithsquirrels7106
    @danceswithsquirrels7106 3 года назад +998

    He must’ve been holding up a lot of people at the end: Jon, Jean, John, Juan, Jhon, Jaan

  • @boxerchester8920
    @boxerchester8920 3 года назад +285

    Charlie's theory of everyone in the building being called john actually holds up why else ask for ID??

  • @knightofendor8384
    @knightofendor8384 3 года назад +692

    The purpose of the apartment is to concentrate enough John in a single building that it makes a John singularity through which the government can extract John Arbuckle

    • @elijahgavin6706
      @elijahgavin6706 3 года назад +15

      Saying John like the character in 12 minutes saying “Babe. Babe. Babe.”

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 3 года назад +1

      It's what we do, John

    • @Isthislife2135
      @Isthislife2135 2 года назад

      @@elijahgavin6706 thats from hot rod.

  • @TheForsaken666
    @TheForsaken666 3 года назад +2388

    This arc of male karens is quite expansive. Baby controlling mech humans!

    • @returnedtomonkey8886
      @returnedtomonkey8886 3 года назад +39

      It's small man inside a bigger man.
      It's Gurren Lagann irl.

    • @based757
      @based757 3 года назад +5

      Sounds like a great anime

    • @bluefrenk1750
      @bluefrenk1750 3 года назад

      @@based757 sounds like Evangelion

    • @retardedwoman420
      @retardedwoman420 3 года назад

      *coughs in frankenstein and igor from castlevania*

    • @NotSomeOrdinaryGuy
      @NotSomeOrdinaryGuy 3 года назад +8

      Can we stop using Karen and go back to using "cunt"? I feel like Karen puts a lot of genuinely nice ladies in the crossfire lol

  • @spectersz3395
    @spectersz3395 3 года назад +136

    It’s the baby controlling him.
    This man isn’t even the baby’s father, he’s just some random dude. The man did not want to do this, it’s the baby.
    In conclusion, late abortion.

  • @TrollFejz
    @TrollFejz 3 года назад +699

    As a John myself, I can confirm that we all come from this building.

  • @voxvolhynia5400
    @voxvolhynia5400 3 года назад +244

    He needed to see the visiting guy's ID to make sure he was a John, and thus permitted entry to the John haven. If he let in a Don, or a Jim, things could have gotten bloody.

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/tAnyvY6KHrw/видео.html
      ..

    • @JK-ei7wr
      @JK-ei7wr 3 года назад +6

      And John forbid if his name was Charles…

    • @fort2558
      @fort2558 3 года назад +1

      @@JK-ei7wr what they do to joshes in there is scary

    • @voxvolhynia5400
      @voxvolhynia5400 3 года назад +1

      @@fort2558 It gives a whole new meaning to joshing around.

  • @iotaku
    @iotaku 3 года назад +80

    "Why be the main character when you can be a side character that does whatever he wants?"
    -Sun John, art of john

  • @mtrps_
    @mtrps_ 3 года назад +386

    its the key and peele technique of avoiding getting hit by strangers, the ol' man holding a baby trick.

    • @aceeduventures
      @aceeduventures 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/tAnyvY6KHrw/видео.html..

    • @legtemal7304
      @legtemal7304 3 года назад +7

      @@aceeduventures No thats the wrong video. The guy is talking about this one ruclips.net/video/xYxEMalkzBA/видео.html

    • @amysteriouspersonintophat1458
      @amysteriouspersonintophat1458 3 года назад +3

      I feel like that's similar to the tactic of kicking someone without any pants if you have a dong so the person fighting you would be afraid to touch you :D

    • @noah.6o4
      @noah.6o4 3 года назад

      @@legtemal7304 Canada moment T-T

    • @hustlinjustin3560
      @hustlinjustin3560 3 года назад +2

      Hit the baby first

  • @AletheAce
    @AletheAce 3 года назад +200

    This has happened to me a few times. I find they leave you alone if you immediately turn it around on them. "Well, I don't recognize YOU either. Show me your ID, rental agreement, and lead me to your unit right now or I'll call the police and have you escorted for trespassing"

    • @ShinFahima
      @ShinFahima 3 года назад +7

      That sounds smart. I might try this next time it happens; a shockingly common thing I find depending on where you live!

    • @VermilDBK
      @VermilDBK 3 года назад +3

      @@youtyiyyutuu3424 kys

  • @carmeltabby
    @carmeltabby 3 года назад +90

    "Tell your friend that...he has to let people know he's visiting." He did, he said "I am visiting."

    • @joukeschat2486
      @joukeschat2486 3 года назад +10

      "Who he's visiting" john wanted to know who the guy was and which john he was visiting because he is john afterall

    • @mimiru69
      @mimiru69 3 года назад +9

      Was this guy supposed to call every single tenant in the building, strangers and all, and tell them that he's coming to visit?? Like wtf lol

  • @arxeha
    @arxeha 3 года назад +1151

    This is our shattered dreams, the Disarmer of Captain Cobra and the Meltdown of Mr Baby Man

  • @garrett1682
    @garrett1682 3 года назад +178

    Here's the crazy thing about the "John" that is being heard repeating over and over, all 3 of our characters can be heard speaking meaning that voice isn't coming from any of them, it's coming from the baby

  • @hxrry6359
    @hxrry6359 3 года назад +31

    “If someone’s gonna die today It’s not gonna be me”. The dad to his baby probably.

  • @JonGon005
    @JonGon005 3 года назад +838

    A building of all Jon's sounds like my kind of place to be

  • @younesrahmouni8097
    @younesrahmouni8097 3 года назад +190

    What if the baby is his secret weapon? People think he’s unarmed but then the legend just starts swinging his baby around like a caveman.

  • @Jess-jt4zf
    @Jess-jt4zf 3 года назад +24

    "As if he is the bouncer of this apartment complex"
    Nah, the baby is the bouncer.

  • @thepowerofsand6180
    @thepowerofsand6180 3 года назад +202

    It turns out he was in Vault 108 but instead of everyone being Gary they were all John

    • @jonwagner811
      @jonwagner811 3 года назад

      @MaximilianMus ✔ yoooooooooo

  • @asnailwithpizza9724
    @asnailwithpizza9724 3 года назад +530

    "Everyone has that fantasy where you're the main character"
    Me: Remembers when I played a literal background character that just dies in other people's stories
    "Yeah, seems about right."

    • @animusik1305
      @animusik1305 3 года назад +1

      why would you want that?

    • @jonolas1626
      @jonolas1626 3 года назад +63

      @@animusik1305 So there are stakes in the situation bruh, he is making all of the rest's fantasies way more interesting

    • @Doofinon
      @Doofinon 3 года назад +18

      @@animusik1305 in many stories background characters tend to be more interesting sometimes xd

    • @caldei8583
      @caldei8583 3 года назад +14

      He’s the hero we needed, but didn’t deserve

    • @animusik1305
      @animusik1305 3 года назад +7

      @@Doofinon yeah I know that, sometimes background characters are actually better than the main characters but everyone's a main character in their story right?

  • @aldrickfondracul9297
    @aldrickfondracul9297 3 года назад +21

    What is up with this trend of random schlubs thinking they get to demand papers from random strangers, like it's martial law and the military deputized a bunch of nosy yuppies?
    "Papers, please."
    "Are you a cop?"
    "No, just some random guy with a severe ego problem. I outrank the cops."

    • @awaywedrove8861
      @awaywedrove8861 2 года назад +1

      Same people who dream of performing citizen's arrests, maybe?

  • @Volker_A4
    @Volker_A4 3 года назад +158

    We're all John. But that Baby, that baby hungers
    for lasagna.

  • @moredcaicyrus2826
    @moredcaicyrus2826 3 года назад +64

    The wierdest part of this video is john being stunlocked by his own name and repeating it

  • @ahmad92760
    @ahmad92760 3 года назад +11

    My boy charlie just created an SCP: 'The John building'

  • @Unknown-zd8bc
    @Unknown-zd8bc 3 года назад +173

    Baby riot shield :
    Defense stats: 60
    Absorb: 70
    Deflect: 10
    Heavy shield
    Special stat :
    If attack is block the shield has a 90% chance to stun or deafen opponents

    • @OwOw_it_Lily
      @OwOw_it_Lily 3 года назад +10

      Bash attacks inflict fear on the target, but rapidly decrease shield durability and have a chance to aggro nearby neutral mobs

    • @DepressyDuck
      @DepressyDuck 3 года назад +10

      I hate this gear.
      Nowhere does it tell you that once you acquire it, you can’t drop it.
      There’s other stuff I want, but I can’t because I have to have this thing with me forever.

    • @OwOw_it_Lily
      @OwOw_it_Lily 3 года назад +7

      @@DepressyDuck Protection 0, Curse of Binding

    • @yevanasvetya5486
      @yevanasvetya5486 3 года назад +2

      Breaks upon a few blocks

    • @kawabatayuri
      @kawabatayuri 3 года назад +3

      @@DepressyDuck just bash the shield onto a wall multiple times until its durability breaks, you then can choose other gear after it breaks

  • @kdcanbarely
    @kdcanbarely 3 года назад +115

    Charlie saying "you're all John" reminded me of the "Shaun!!!" glitch from Heavy Rain that went off years ago

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 3 года назад +3

      Ajennahmenjaden… FBI.

    • @idoobbberz_tv6676
      @idoobbberz_tv6676 3 года назад +9

      SHAUUUUUUN! SHAUN! SHAUN! SHAAAUUUUN!

  • @mellosus1632
    @mellosus1632 3 года назад +17

    "Welcome to the gang kid, we've got Stealin' Steve, Murderin' Mike, and John."
    "What did John do?"
    "He got his hands on a cloning machine"

  • @sayedistrending
    @sayedistrending 3 года назад +260

    This felt like a Dhar Mann episode. Who gets into an argument with a baby on their shoulders? 😱👶🦀

  • @johnw3772
    @johnw3772 3 года назад +49

    "He's John, you're John, I'm John" that hit too deep

    • @fuziontonygaming
      @fuziontonygaming 3 года назад

      Are there anymore John’s I should know about?

    • @Erkdaddy
      @Erkdaddy 3 года назад

      @@fuziontonygaming "Meoooowww."

    • @randomnpc222
      @randomnpc222 3 года назад

      Its a tragic tale indeed

  • @auda1712
    @auda1712 3 года назад +24

    "Everyone's John" - by John wick himself 😂

  • @muhammadrizqinuraziz7517
    @muhammadrizqinuraziz7517 3 года назад +375

    Maybe John actually a pokemon, thats why he repeating his name

  • @anvec6145
    @anvec6145 3 года назад +74

    felt like
    "I don't know you, but I need to be personally aware of everyone's business"
    or
    "You wouldn't hit a man with a baby would you?"

    • @taylordavison6849
      @taylordavison6849 3 года назад +8

      *Grabs baby's leg, winds up, and swings at the man's head.*
      "Yes, I would, and I did."

  • @LokSee
    @LokSee 3 года назад +269

    I’m trying to think this through and if this were somewhere like NYC, I could actually totally see this happening. People around there take their door security pretty seriously, and if you’re trying to slip through while someone is on their way in or out, the wrong person would absolutely not have it. You wait for your friend to buzz you in or come get you. You don't tailgate some guy who doesn't know you and get all pissy when he says you can't push your way into the building. Like, I had multiple packages stolen by kids from the school down the street, prancing into the building behind someone. Frequent all-caps emails from management, "DO NOT LET PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW INTO THE BUILDING."
    You can also see that it's a locked door with card entry in the video somewhere in the bottom left corner. That's also why his friend was coming down to let him in. This guy is acting like it's his right to enter a locked, residential building.
    It's very likely that that is what we are missing from before the video starts. The man with the baby likely stated that the guy recording can't just follow him in without keying in, at which point the guy recording should have just been like "you're right, I'll wait for my friend sorry". And called it good.
    The guy trying to get in didn’t handle it well. I’m sure it escalated from “hey you can’t just go in when I’m going in. Who are you here for?” And then the guy who doesn’t live there said he doesn’t have to tell him anything so then they kept arguing.
    All the guy had to do was just step outside and wait for his friend to come get him but he wanted to seem like he was in the right so he kept fighting and held the door open. Like, the man recording wanted to play a victim card even though he was tailgating this guy with the baby. The guy recording is very much in the wrong here (though the dude trying to fight with his baby on him did not handle this correctly at all).
    For everyone else defending this guy. Building security is a big deal. Even low pay security guys will not let any strangers in. Imagine that the cammer was a stalker and was trying to sneak access to the building so he could seriously assault one of the residents. I mean, he wasn't but it doesn’t matter if he wasn’t going to do anything because they don't know that. They just see this sketchy af person trying to tailgate.
    Edit: I checked the tiktok of the person recording and found the video, his girlfriend commented on it confirming that he did say who he was visiting, but when people asked if he was tailgating, the girlfriend did not reply after that. Pretty sure they're avoiding that fact lol.

    • @renocicchi7346
      @renocicchi7346 3 года назад +81

      Good observation. I think they both could have handled it better.
      Baby mech could have just said he wants to make sure nobody sketchy is trying to get in because people could steal stuff, and the guy videotaping could have just waited like 2 minutes for his friend John John John John

    • @alysilent3807
      @alysilent3807 3 года назад +8

      Makes sense to me

    • @antman7673
      @antman7673 3 года назад +13

      Guy saying he is visiting a John Doe while Tailgating.
      -Seems legit.

    • @Honaro2nd
      @Honaro2nd 3 года назад +40

      Yeah but you don't try and be a mall cop with your baby on your shoulders. If this dude was actually a criminal, he'd blindside this dude and his kid. He even looks like he's on the verge of crying the entire time, literally anyone with a trace of criminal in them would bulldoze Papa Estrogen out of the way.

    • @kttake4710
      @kttake4710 3 года назад +30

      I think a lot of this comes from the baby guy thinking he has the authority to ask who the guy is and who he is seeing which we doesn't. Baby guy should of just said sorry man can't let you tailgate and just closed the door. He started the argument when he tried to say he has authority to check who's coming in and who they are seeing which would put anyone on the defensive if they are just seeing a friend. I live in a appartment, it happends all the time and all you have to do is say I can't let you slip in and go home. Why try be the door man to a place you have no authority over.

  • @55titles12
    @55titles12 3 года назад +227

    I like how if I saw this tiktok vid myself I would have been like "Ha, that was dumb and weird" but watching Charlie tell the story with the clips turns it into a mini comedy that has me like 🤣

  • @philip.not_ph1lza
    @philip.not_ph1lza 3 года назад +35

    "You're John, he's John, he's John, I'm John! Are there any other Johns I should know about?"

  • @Ublivion01
    @Ublivion01 3 года назад +14

    Fun fact: I worked at a marina, where my boss: John. There were sometimes upwards of 3 John’s on a dock for a time, one time out of the 4 years I worked there we had one John at least on 4/6 docks we had. Making that a whopping 5 John’s. Fucking 5. I’m sure there were more I didn’t know about, it’s a big marina.

  • @matthijscalje4143
    @matthijscalje4143 3 года назад +154

    "I think we've all had these fantasies at some point in our lives." Literally at any given point.

  • @ganmerlad
    @ganmerlad 3 года назад +139

    Chad is clearly thinking "All this apartment building are belong to me." He's so territorial I wouldn't be surprised if he peed on the front door.

  • @TheBatman606
    @TheBatman606 3 года назад +27

    I laughed so hard on the fucking John part I cried literal fucking tears.

  • @Carnyzzle
    @Carnyzzle 3 года назад +78

    He's handling his wife's son pretty well

  • @gabbie8284
    @gabbie8284 3 года назад +30

    You enter the building, you get consumed by Jon. You become part of Jon. This security guard Jon wanted to protect a non-Jon from the fate worse than death by checking if he was already Jon or not.

  • @Shed_is_Gaming
    @Shed_is_Gaming 3 года назад +32

    This joke about "everyone in this building is John" feels like a joke towards the game "Everyone is John"

  • @Douglas.kong33
    @Douglas.kong33 3 года назад +87

    To play Chad's advocate, in my exes apartment complex a man once requested entry from a woman inside the building because it was locked. The woman let him in and he proceeded to go to a random apartment and just stab a girl to death for no reason. It's however entirely more likely (especially given the camera man's demeanor) that he was in fact visiting and not their to murder this man's baby.

    • @willcurtis7066
      @willcurtis7066 3 года назад +16

      I mean demeanor doesn't really mean much any malicious person can just act fairly normal and not raise suspicion

    • @thiccshake
      @thiccshake 3 года назад +3

      @@willcurtis7066 fax psychos are usually calm af

    • @obese5094
      @obese5094 3 года назад +13

      Sure, but thats not really anyone's fault but the murderer, as far as I'm concerned locked apartments like that are mostly security theatre, you just have to wait for someone to leave (9/10 people wouldnt give a fuck) or press several buttons until someone opens the door.

    • @Douglas.kong33
      @Douglas.kong33 3 года назад

      @@obese5094 you right

  • @40LKY
    @40LKY 3 года назад +191

    Despite not being the nuisance in this situation, I still can't help but cringe at the "I can't wait for this video to go viral" comment. It's not often that you hear that from anyone but the antagonist.

    • @Silby13
      @Silby13 3 года назад +22

      Yeah it kinda makes me think that he just records every interaction he has with another human hoping it will be entertaining for internet points.

    • @DaGrox94
      @DaGrox94 3 года назад +83

      Meh, I don’t really see an issue with it. If someone gave me a ton of shit for no reason and then humiliated themselves of their own volition, I’d be excited to show everyone, too.

    • @bigfatcarp93
      @bigfatcarp93 3 года назад +7

      @MaximilianMus ✔ Lol that dislike ratio

    • @rmarius9341
      @rmarius9341 3 года назад +8

      @@DaGrox94 You are being just as immature at that point. That guy looks and sounds like he is under extreme stress while possibly having some sort of severe Schizophrenic meltdown. You can see at the end that he is feeling sorry for what happened and the fact that the guy keeps calling him Jhon is probably because he knows the dude has something and wants to calm him down.

    • @CrystalRose1111
      @CrystalRose1111 3 года назад +64

      @@rmarius9341 I mean that’s an awful lot of speculation from a short ass interaction but ok sure

  • @doubledeckertoaster8697
    @doubledeckertoaster8697 3 года назад +12

    The sequel for Ratatouille is really late, but I’m still hyped.

  • @13EmoKittyKisses13
    @13EmoKittyKisses13 3 года назад +737

    I feel bad for the kid having to grow up with a "man" like that as his dad.

    • @poopyscoopy6984
      @poopyscoopy6984 3 года назад +33

      ya name has given me cancer

    • @gamerzss
      @gamerzss 3 года назад +14

      @@poopyscoopy6984 so has ur face

    • @tanyaharmon6739
      @tanyaharmon6739 3 года назад +114

      @@poopyscoopy6984 said Poopy Scoopy69

    • @valpro4604
      @valpro4604 3 года назад +11

      Why put quotation marks on "man". It's not a titile

    • @Sandbowls
      @Sandbowls 3 года назад +17

      @@valpro4604 In common internet language, quotations are often used to sarcastically call someone something they obviously are not. The joke is that this person with the baby on his head is not acting like an adult male but instead like a baby or child.

  • @ZakMilz
    @ZakMilz 3 года назад +41

    I think the reason he brought his baby was bc he knew that with his plot armor the baby would be safe around him.

    • @Giliver
      @Giliver 3 года назад

      He likely lives alone
      Or his significant other works.... And since he's some sort of management he'd be the obvious choice as the stay at home parent.

    • @ZakMilz
      @ZakMilz 3 года назад

      @@Giliver yeah but hes so powerful the baby is safe

  • @KyudoKun
    @KyudoKun 3 года назад +22

    So if Charlie's theory is right about the whole apartment/building is being inhabited by Johns. Does that mean that their favorite food is also Papa John's pizza??

    • @awaywedrove8861
      @awaywedrove8861 2 года назад

      It's not their favorite food necessarily, but it's the only food allowed in the building so they have to make do

    • @originofsky
      @originofsky 5 месяцев назад

      they might be the only people to eat at long john silvers lmao

  • @shaun9080
    @shaun9080 3 года назад +36

    Charlie just made a fantastic SCP at the end there. Goddamn.

  • @issahumps
    @issahumps 3 года назад +15

    As someone named john I always make sure my neighbors are also named john. It’s a john thing

  • @semirewest9962
    @semirewest9962 3 года назад +11

    It's like vault 108 except everyone's John instead of Gary

  • @koalatycontent1305
    @koalatycontent1305 3 года назад +25

    That's why the guy was so concerned and needed to see ID. You can't even visit if you're not a John, just how it works.

  • @nomorenames7323
    @nomorenames7323 3 года назад +44

    Gotta hit him with the “Put down your baby, I’m breaking your nose.”

  • @ToadyEN
    @ToadyEN 3 года назад +8

    “I can’t wait to make this video go viral” makes me die inside 💀

  • @VenosValentine
    @VenosValentine 3 года назад +69

    I have cataplexy and you almost triggered it when I couldn’t stop my laughter at “we’re all Squidward” 😂😂

  • @KM-mw3jp
    @KM-mw3jp 3 года назад +21

    My landlord maked a big deal about how you’re not allowed to let random people in, that they have to be let in by the person their visiting when I first moved in, but like… the doors are also propped open 24/7 so they literally don’t actually care 😂

    • @IIETMII
      @IIETMII 3 года назад +1

      Maked

    • @Montasir125
      @Montasir125 3 года назад

      Does the landlord live in the building?

  • @jared7947
    @jared7947 3 года назад +6

    This apartment building is like that vault in fallout with only Gary and all his Gary clones

  • @Khy._
    @Khy._ 3 года назад +26

    That "we're all squidward" *really* caught me off guard.

  • @plvmbvm513
    @plvmbvm513 3 года назад +24

    It's fitting that most apartments are a public toilet, therefore the one apartment that is protected from this is safe because everyone there is a "john" aleady

  • @GamerSix66
    @GamerSix66 2 года назад +1

    My mans thinks he's spongebob after he was given the hall monitor sash

  • @ES-ks1ee
    @ES-ks1ee 3 года назад +15

    It’s like that one Twitter meet up with everybody named Josh fought to be rightfully claimed as the one true Josh

  • @guislarcia6423
    @guislarcia6423 3 года назад +8

    “Identify yourself”
    “Yeah, my name is Drew P. Wiener”

  • @KoopaShellzz
    @KoopaShellzz 3 года назад +7

    The reason John was repeating his name was probably cause the “gatekeeper” was saying the camera man needed to tell them who he was visiting.

  • @matthewbrownii3180
    @matthewbrownii3180 3 года назад +14

    Smoothest Spongebob reference slip in I’ve ever heard.

  • @J.barker42
    @J.barker42 3 года назад +41

    Charlie just discovered the "Johnathon Paradox"

  • @frankyb4440
    @frankyb4440 3 года назад +1

    The baby controls the man through neurons attached to his hair. Delicate but prosperous talent.

  • @mrqaximson9329
    @mrqaximson9329 3 года назад +184

    He's playin Death Stranding IRL....the madman
    edit: Guys one day I'll make this community proud, I already have the username

  • @mr.100rupees3
    @mr.100rupees3 3 года назад +9

    He's not even holding the baby, if the baby let go of his hair for even a second, it's plummeting

    • @techrvl9406
      @techrvl9406 3 года назад +2

      Facts. Luckily, toddlers apparently have a grip stronger than any other baby primate, pound for pound.

  • @redstoneraptor8101
    @redstoneraptor8101 3 года назад +3

    I love that Everyone is John is an actual table top roleplaying game.

  • @kringekringle4159
    @kringekringle4159 3 года назад +301

    Someone already disliked. There is no way they could have even watched it

    • @rhysjones6593
      @rhysjones6593 3 года назад +21

      Yeah but they think it’s cool to be the first dislike

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry 3 года назад +3

      Right?! Like wtf is wrong with people.

    • @GeneralTagatashi
      @GeneralTagatashi 3 года назад +25

      On the flip side 200 likes before anyone could have even watched it

    • @kuszanz6553
      @kuszanz6553 3 года назад +9

      @Louielolbruh we do not care

    • @bluefxi2603
      @bluefxi2603 3 года назад +9

      dang already 3 bots here

  • @ChopStixLoL
    @ChopStixLoL 3 года назад +5

    Can't believe that guy was putting John Jr. in danger!

  • @emptysora_
    @emptysora_ 3 года назад +1

    That “John-partment” reminds me of the Dave-yard in West of Loathing, lol.

  • @Ziraeth
    @Ziraeth 3 года назад +8

    I love it when John uploads

  • @chaeryeongships3991
    @chaeryeongships3991 3 года назад +11

    Ahh Charles white. Thank you for blessing us again with your raw masculinity. Love you

  • @SatisfiedShark
    @SatisfiedShark 3 года назад +2

    One time I walked up to an apartment complex to check on a friend and some random guy I never met opened the door for me and let me in. Didn't say a word more than "Hello". I'd only been to this building once before and I never saw that man

  • @reflextaze419
    @reflextaze419 3 года назад +9

    4:26 "Now this is where the video gets real trippy"
    *Doesn't show anymore of the video*

  • @pullt
    @pullt 3 года назад +5

    The baby is his shield to keep him from getting his ass beat.

  • @fakaguya9952
    @fakaguya9952 3 года назад +16

    fun fact : every time an unidentifiable male dead body is found, police name its owner John.

  • @CommanderWar64
    @CommanderWar64 3 года назад +21

    This guy's friend has a PUP shirt, he checks out. Great band.