What the HELL is Son of Aladdin? (The WORST Film on Netflix)

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  6 лет назад +4079

    By popular demand, here is my 'Son of Aladdin' review! When I reviewed 'Leo the Lion', I thought that was an exception for Netflix. That they made a mistake putting that trash on their platform and that they wouldn't do it again in the future. Boy was I WRONG
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    • @goldprime118
      @goldprime118 6 лет назад +22

      You should also check out another film called Alibaba. I think it's made by the same company.

    • @stiw91
      @stiw91 6 лет назад +16

      Sisiba: Top ten most powerful anime slappers

    • @sophiebitzinger4445
      @sophiebitzinger4445 6 лет назад +6

      YIKES THIS MOVIE.

    • @stiw91
      @stiw91 6 лет назад +7

      Sisiba: Top ten most intimidating anime faces/stares

    • @nogidoki3325
      @nogidoki3325 6 лет назад +14

      How the fuck do you find these movies?

  • @Marco_Onyxheart
    @Marco_Onyxheart 6 лет назад +8358

    My voice acting was better when I played with Lego as a kid.

    • @ranor6063
      @ranor6063 6 лет назад +78

      Marco Meijer 😂

    • @dubiousseed3272
      @dubiousseed3272 6 лет назад +350

      Same, except with Barbies

    • @fontunetheteller410
      @fontunetheteller410 6 лет назад +265

      Marco Meijer SO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE???
      I fucking hated playing legos with people because their squeaking voices made darth Vader sound like Little Anakin.

    • @creaturesoul4469
      @creaturesoul4469 6 лет назад +112

      Lmao, me with my stuffed animals and Bakugan toys

    • @totallyrealcia
      @totallyrealcia 6 лет назад +35

      FontuneTheTeller E A R T H
      V A D E R

  • @Catqueen-lk4eq
    @Catqueen-lk4eq 4 года назад +3544

    the fact that they wanted this to get an oscar is disrespectful.

    • @roguebird12
      @roguebird12 4 года назад +282

      Thats like me trying to win an award for math

    • @teyik448
      @teyik448 4 года назад +152

      They might have won, because the Oscars really don't care

    • @sarmeister1699
      @sarmeister1699 4 года назад +63

      I mean with some of their nominations... I'm not surprised if it did...

    • @gserin2764
      @gserin2764 3 года назад +13

      Yeah I used to make thos to be famous but I stopped that now I guess

    • @blootooth00
      @blootooth00 3 года назад +8

      I love your profile pic, it's so cute!

  • @dr.health1688
    @dr.health1688 4 года назад +3500

    This sounds like a heavily improvised D&D session with a bunch of stoners.

    • @Cheetahgirl_Studios
      @Cheetahgirl_Studios 4 года назад +256

      As a DM... I am both slightly offended and in absolute agreement with you.

    • @thekodex1186
      @thekodex1186 4 года назад +33

      Underratee comment

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 4 года назад +125

      Especially “attack the thing”.
      “Attack the... like... thing”.

    • @brianfuller7691
      @brianfuller7691 4 года назад +9

      Yes, it does.

    • @thecrookedanimator
      @thecrookedanimator 4 года назад +50

      As a person who's has done something very similar to that, this is accurate.

  • @ducky2379
    @ducky2379 2 года назад +281

    Kinda scares me to think about how the makers of the movie view women if they think "yes, creeping on the princess bathing, stalking her, assaulting her, and pressuring her into marrying you is totally normal, acceptable, and even romantic behavior that our protagonist should definitely be doing :)"

    • @Rebrn-bk5em
      @Rebrn-bk5em 9 месяцев назад +23

      bro this movie was made in India of course its like that

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 7 месяцев назад +4

      Also kinda disappointing how let down Swaber was by the bathing dress.

    • @KinKin-vb5xw
      @KinKin-vb5xw 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@Rebrn-bk5emI’m Indian and I can’t agree…
      More. Lol

    • @Gonzas97
      @Gonzas97 3 месяца назад +5

      Is an indian movie, and is probably based on an old story, but changed to feel more "for kids".

  • @panpani5079
    @panpani5079 5 лет назад +3518

    You can't blame the voice cast. If I saw this animation I would not try either.

  • @designateddoser7651
    @designateddoser7651 6 лет назад +4100

    It's like they recorded the audio at night while trying not to wake up their parents.

    • @pipthegooner
      @pipthegooner 5 лет назад +38

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +46

      That's what it sounds like

    • @spiwolf6998
      @spiwolf6998 5 лет назад +14

      @The Twilight Zone 12:00pm is Noon.

    • @spiwolf6998
      @spiwolf6998 5 лет назад +11

      @The Twilight Zone lol, I know it's counterintuitive because it seems like it should stay chronological but it's not. 🤷‍♀️

    • @lunathenightwolf1276
      @lunathenightwolf1276 5 лет назад +5

      Caroline Meredith exactly that’s what I was thinking too

  • @CrispyToast
    @CrispyToast 6 лет назад +3553

    "I am Heavy Arabian Guy..... and _this_ is my weapon."

    • @ViSCERA-ANIMATION
      @ViSCERA-ANIMATION 6 лет назад +96

      *inhales*ONICHAN

    • @CrasherX2000
      @CrasherX2000 6 лет назад +191

      *WHO TOUCHED MY STAFF*

    • @Matthew-uz5fn
      @Matthew-uz5fn 6 лет назад +58

      I could be you it could me it could even be MUSTAFA

    • @drmmrptr
      @drmmrptr 6 лет назад +54

      Some people think they can outsmart me

    • @Matthew-uz5fn
      @Matthew-uz5fn 6 лет назад +48

      But i have never met a man who can outsmart bullet.

  • @Epipon3
    @Epipon3 4 года назад +298

    The fight scene between Paul Rudd and the guy trying to kidnap the princess reminds me of something I'd see on the action channel in The Sims 3.

  • @lukevankleef4245
    @lukevankleef4245 5 лет назад +3242

    ''Attack the thing!'' This. This is quality dialogue.

    • @constantheadache2045
      @constantheadache2045 5 лет назад +35

      Luke van Kleef Quentin Tarantino ain’t got nothing on that

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 года назад +2

      Terrible quality! Oh ho ho ho ho!

    • @imbored9868
      @imbored9868 4 года назад +18

      But what about 0:36? Ain't that quality dialogue.

    • @tlebron8426
      @tlebron8426 4 года назад +3

      10/10! (I am dead inside)

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 года назад +6

      Bewæeer. Bewaeeeer mudisshun. Fore yore nut the mos parfol mmEN.
      xxahhhxx...

  • @DolusVulpes
    @DolusVulpes 4 года назад +1692

    Is it just me, or does every character sound like they're at least some level of drunk?

    • @carp2567
      @carp2567 4 года назад +82

      Thats how they agreed to play the roles

    • @nobodynowhere000
      @nobodynowhere000 4 года назад +80

      I mean, yeah. Do you think you can voice act this shit sober?

    • @yolkyostritch1692
      @yolkyostritch1692 4 года назад +36

      Sounds like they were payed in beer

    • @despondent27
      @despondent27 4 года назад +4

      they are

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 3 года назад +11

      Drunk and fuckin... Hrony
      The ammount of weird rrrrrhar sounds in every scene. It fuckin sounds like they are reading up for sex.
      "Rrhhar, Mustafaah, you gonna have sex with me to win"

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 6 лет назад +880

    *[months ago]*
    Saber: And that is why I consider Leo the Lion to be the _WORST_ animated put out on Netflix ever.
    Son of Aladdin: Someone, please hold my Arak.

    • @ranor6063
      @ranor6063 6 лет назад +11

      TVBForever When worse gets worse.

    • @Max-qx4kl
      @Max-qx4kl 6 лет назад +15

      Joshua:no! nooooooooo!

    • @shako4907
      @shako4907 6 лет назад +3

      @@Max-qx4kl but it s Moses....

    • @Max-qx4kl
      @Max-qx4kl 6 лет назад +1

      I meant the movie

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 лет назад +2

      Arak?

  • @floofmoth
    @floofmoth 4 года назад +138

    75% of the dialogue: *random inaudible garbage*
    25% of the dialogue: "Rar!! Rawr!!"

  • @d4peters86
    @d4peters86 6 лет назад +638

    Ok, Netflix really needs to stop greenlighting crap like this. This is making Leo the Lion look like Coco.

    • @mochiman6307
      @mochiman6307 6 лет назад +34

      Yet we need more continuations of old tv shows, like gargoyles or spectacular spiderman

    • @hailgarbage4435
      @hailgarbage4435 6 лет назад +8

      Do People really think netflix made this kind of stuff?

    • @hailgarbage4435
      @hailgarbage4435 6 лет назад +4

      @@mochiman6307 Please, Just no

    • @jesuusch
      @jesuusch 6 лет назад +60

      #HailGarbage He means Netflix needs to stop saying yes to every movie that wants to be featured on the website. It ranges from really good and well crafted movies, to crap like this and Leo the Lion

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 6 лет назад +7

      #HailGarbage no, they don’t

  • @lyra3676
    @lyra3676 6 лет назад +2285

    This makes Leo Lion the most beautiful movie I’ve ever seen.

    • @trash1614
      @trash1614 6 лет назад +11

      Yes.

    • @isenokami7810
      @isenokami7810 6 лет назад +47

      Mizuki Even as early as Joshua, his later reviews made Leo look perfectly decent by comparison.
      Except the lionphants at the end. No. Just...just no.

    • @SigEpBlue
      @SigEpBlue 6 лет назад +13

      When the animation is by Satan, it's really hard to pick a "favorite".

    • @VibeDPyro
      @VibeDPyro 6 лет назад +2

      Plz kill me :D

    • @attractivecrayon7579
      @attractivecrayon7579 6 лет назад +2

      It was already amazing

  • @TheDukeofCheese12
    @TheDukeofCheese12 5 лет назад +1670

    Mother: *turns into a parrot*
    Zizi: "AHHHH PARROT HAHAHA"
    Most underrated line.

    • @mothswithheadphones9363
      @mothswithheadphones9363 5 лет назад +20

      Time stamp, please?

    • @SolomonKeenan
      @SolomonKeenan 5 лет назад +64

      Lmao hes like a child who's just seen a bird do something funny, and he cant stop laughing at it.

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 5 лет назад +4

      @@SolomonKeenan 😂😂😂😂

    • @BP.l0ne
      @BP.l0ne 5 лет назад +23

      @@mothswithheadphones9363 8:48
      Four months later but its to funny to not point it out.

    • @Imperiused
      @Imperiused 5 лет назад +13

      @@mothswithheadphones9363 8:54

  • @katroamleft4721
    @katroamleft4721 4 года назад +222

    The voice acting sounds like there was a sleeping family member in the next room that they didn't want to wake up

    • @Terrifyger
      @Terrifyger Год назад +2

      That is an excellent way to put it. XD

    • @KinKin-vb5xw
      @KinKin-vb5xw 6 месяцев назад +1

      Indian voice acting in kids shows is always like this. I’m Indian and even I can do better than this.

  • @vustvaleo8068
    @vustvaleo8068 6 лет назад +821

    the entire cast of this movie is like played by Tommy Wiseau all by himself.

    • @LchanOtakudom
      @LchanOtakudom 6 лет назад +40

      Vust Valeo O hi Mustafah.

    • @freaky7366
      @freaky7366 6 лет назад +4

      Lmfao

    • @Ash-op2ql
      @Ash-op2ql 6 лет назад +22

      Vust Valeo Jesus you weren’t kidding. All I hear is wiseau

    • @MartianManHunter2258
      @MartianManHunter2258 6 лет назад +3

      You what they say, love is blind.

    • @SaiOkami777
      @SaiOkami777 6 лет назад +16

      One could dub The Room over this whole movie, and nobody would notice the difference

  • @kaniq6120
    @kaniq6120 6 лет назад +740

    am I the only one that thinks this movie was just made in The Sims and then edited

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 лет назад +33

      Schlerb schleeba!

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 лет назад +24

      @@alphabetamusic7 Vlorg vleega nascha?

    • @JianCB2
      @JianCB2 5 лет назад +27

      I liked the comment so the like count is 99 and someone else gets the 100th like
      I guide others to a treasure I cannot posses

    • @Phobos_Anomaly
      @Phobos_Anomaly 5 лет назад +7

      @@dubuyajay9964 dis wormpf es fredeshe!

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 лет назад +7

      @@Phobos_Anomaly Zarg zoogle nafle!

  • @mia.nickel
    @mia.nickel 6 лет назад +339

    i refuse to believe that this is the real audio to this movie

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 6 лет назад +59

      @s*e*n* smith
      That's giving it too much credit

    • @herozilla5458
      @herozilla5458 6 лет назад +10

      @s*e*n* smith did u really just roast yourself

  • @JerseyWolf
    @JerseyWolf 4 года назад +177

    I actually fell off my chair laughing at Zezees facial expression when he was just standing in the courtroom.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 года назад +10

      I laugh just seeing and hearing him. He's the funniest villain ever

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 2 года назад +3

      Also, nobody's questioning how his life suddenly depends on the staff, even though the movie began with him creating it?

    • @israelcadetftwsierra8254
      @israelcadetftwsierra8254 2 года назад +1

      @@parker-boy98 I was wondering about that too

  • @kdodoqpqldbfjgklw
    @kdodoqpqldbfjgklw 5 лет назад +702

    F*cking hell, that DAMN voice acting is so painfull to hear

  • @dinodude722
    @dinodude722 5 лет назад +1088

    you know, i think "looks like a PS1 cutscene" is the best way to describe the animation of this movie.
    though, that is being unfair to PS1 cutscenes.

    • @Aster_Iris
      @Aster_Iris 5 лет назад +34

      Yeah. The cutscenes from FFVIII and IX (also Chrono Cross) both blow this movie's visuals out of the water. XD

    • @afierymess2307
      @afierymess2307 5 лет назад +11

      PS1: Final Fantasy, Chrono Cross, JoJo: Heritage To The Future
      Very unfair

    • @CadDriftarus
      @CadDriftarus 4 года назад +12

      Final Fantasy IX's fx animations are gorgeous, and still hold up to this day, 'specially compared to... this.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 4 года назад +10

      Resident Evil 1's zombie models looked awesome for the platform they were on. Even Hard Edge looked much better than this!

    • @mobmilkk
      @mobmilkk 4 года назад +4

      psp grand theft auto quality

  • @eeveestar6826
    @eeveestar6826 6 лет назад +614

    The third 'Worst Film on Netflix'
    *HOW MANY TIMES, DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU A LESSON, OLD MAN?!*

    • @Saberspark
      @Saberspark  6 лет назад +197

      Netflix: "I LOVE THE BAD MOVIES"

    • @otakunthevegan4206
      @otakunthevegan4206 6 лет назад +43

      OUT OF MY WAY!!! OUT OF MY WAY!!! CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S GOING TO GREEN LIGHT MY BUTT!!!

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 6 лет назад +8

      @@Saberspark How about reviewing that 90's tv all cgi Starship Troopers cartoon called Roughnecks...
      Based off the film, ( cue montage of Uberviolent deaths ) you for kids?

    • @alexandrahulett5742
      @alexandrahulett5742 6 лет назад +4

      Netflix sure love bad movies

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 6 лет назад +6

      Netflix: It exist? *Greenlights*

  • @nakano15
    @nakano15 4 года назад +66

    1:32 - Looks like the trailer of a game.
    15:07 - How strong is that feather?!
    18:25 - Why the heck a prison cell has a window connected to the throne room?
    19:58 - Everyone's okay with the stalker holding the sword near the princess and the king.
    22:58 - Aladdin doesn't seems very happy for meeting his son. Maybe that's why the movie ended there.
    24:05 - That's a zombie parrot.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 7 месяцев назад

      Peacock feathers are pretty strong ~ they make great cat toys! 🐱👍

  • @jessiana297
    @jessiana297 6 лет назад +778

    He finds a magical *SWOAHD*

    • @The-JAILOR
      @The-JAILOR 5 лет назад +15

      Too bad HD basically doesn't exist when you don't have any budget.

    • @The-JAILOR
      @The-JAILOR 5 лет назад +24

      So it's just a *SWOA.*

    • @lynn_dragonn
      @lynn_dragonn 5 лет назад +1

      Aszkorb ur profile.........it from SMITE!!!!!!!🙀

    • @senaahasan5182
      @senaahasan5182 5 лет назад +5

      *YEOAH.....RARR..*

    • @senaahasan5182
      @senaahasan5182 5 лет назад +1

      @Golden Freddy rocks1987
      Get an award for the greatest comment to ever exist please

  • @someguy6422
    @someguy6422 5 лет назад +2338

    Me : *mom, I want to watch Aladdin*
    Mom : *but sweetheart, we already have Aladdin at home*
    *Aladdin at home*

    • @someonetgg
      @someonetgg 5 лет назад +46

      I love these type of memes.

    • @kittylovergurl6452
      @kittylovergurl6452 5 лет назад +14

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @patricksputnick5094
      @patricksputnick5094 4 года назад +5

      And Turkish Star Wars too.

    • @januaryravelo4342
      @januaryravelo4342 4 года назад +17

      Why Mom? WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!

    • @someonetgg
      @someonetgg 4 года назад +6

      @@edasdima2615 Everyone have their tastes of memes. If you don't find it funny, i'm fine with that, this is just my taste in memes.

  • @stiw91
    @stiw91 6 лет назад +359

    Sisiba: Top ten most powerful anime slappers

  • @Gracellot
    @Gracellot 4 года назад +78

    honestly, for some of the voice acting it sound like when you're recording in your closet because you don't want your parents to hear

  • @yourusualsevagoth863
    @yourusualsevagoth863 6 лет назад +1053

    The voice acting sounds like a kid doing voices for his action figures.

    • @Kasoha4
      @Kasoha4 5 лет назад +84

      Dude my brothers did better voice acting for their action figures.

    • @ampossessed5466
      @ampossessed5466 5 лет назад +33

      I have MLP toys and i guess my voice acting is good but im still trying to sound like princess luna

    • @c10v3r
      @c10v3r 5 лет назад +8

      Lmao

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 5 лет назад +36

      That is an insukt to all kids ever. This voiceacting is far worse than the playmobilmovie my sister made on a phone 15 years ago.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 4 года назад +3

      Phelan Porteous doing intentionally-bad voices for cheap knockoff action figures is better...

  • @ascendedcat260
    @ascendedcat260 4 года назад +1041

    8 year old me playing with toy cars had a more exciting story

  • @waddupjd
    @waddupjd 6 лет назад +376

    Worst than Leo the lion!?
    Worst than Joshua?!
    Worst than.... TROLLAND!!!?
    Nooo
    NNOOOOOOOO

    • @sunshinestudios1679
      @sunshinestudios1679 6 лет назад +11

      This comment is art

    • @waddupjd
      @waddupjd 6 лет назад +4

      @@newzone7044 but it's "somewhat" funny

    • @Blacktemplewarrior
      @Blacktemplewarrior 6 лет назад +2

      XD THE MEME OF CHANNEL IS PRICELESS!

    • @mrcreepmcpasta2959
      @mrcreepmcpasta2959 6 лет назад +1

      Jay Play worst then the emoji movie?
      😪🔫
      💥

    • @waddupjd
      @waddupjd 6 лет назад +1

      @@mrcreepmcpasta2959 well... I'll say this..
      At least emoji movie had actual high profile actors and a high budget and production value to that of an actual movie. The only thing emoji movie is good for is shutting up your kids, (mostly girls) for and hour and a half

  • @Linkonpark100
    @Linkonpark100 3 года назад +52

    You know what's the funny part? The writer for the film actually has an impressive resume. Ducktales, Talespin, Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad, Xiaolin Showdown, several of the Winnie the Pooh tv shows and so much more. How did he have Son of Aladdin in this?!

    • @mutantmaster1
      @mutantmaster1 2 года назад +18

      Everyone had to start somewhere. Even if that's rock botton.... 🤷‍♀️

  • @slickthelynx8980
    @slickthelynx8980 5 лет назад +719

    The voice acting legit sounds like my dad trying to pronounce english

  • @ThatRandomEncounterGuy
    @ThatRandomEncounterGuy 6 лет назад +313

    3:45 JonTron- “Wow...I’m pretty good in this movie I don’t remember being in.”

  • @batlover6450
    @batlover6450 6 лет назад +407

    Why is half the plot just Disney’s Hercules replaced with Aladdin characters??

    • @SaiOkami777
      @SaiOkami777 6 лет назад +30

      funny enough, both movies had crossed over

    • @amyschildgamerlive4519
      @amyschildgamerlive4519 5 лет назад +15

      @@SaiOkami777 only kinda in their respective TV shows

    • @loyisad1211
      @loyisad1211 2 года назад +1

      A lot of Americans have apparently never read Arab mythology and it shows.

    • @batlover6450
      @batlover6450 2 года назад

      @@loyisad1211 hi! You’re right, I need to be more well versed in media other than American media, thank you!

  • @ember1901
    @ember1901 3 года назад +54

    Lmfao the lines *"attack, attack the thing"* made me laugh way harder then I thought I would also I get the animation is crap BUT the mom isn't even supporting the babies head like 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @SirSyn0
    @SirSyn0 6 лет назад +580

    Would you rather have a movie with good graphics and bad audio or a movie with good audio and bad graphics?
    Both you say? Too bad, this movie has neither.

    • @n.e.v.e.r
      @n.e.v.e.r 6 лет назад +58

      Good graphics and bad sound. At least that would be funny.

    • @TV-8-301
      @TV-8-301 5 лет назад +22

      Bad sound, because I usually watch films on mute with subs so I can listen to my own music

    • @jorionedwards
      @jorionedwards 5 лет назад +10

      Good audio and bad graphics. Then there'd at least be an illusion of good production value.

    • @mimilune2746
      @mimilune2746 5 лет назад +4

      Good audio ans bad graphucs

    • @petelee2477
      @petelee2477 5 лет назад +6

      Good graphics. At least I can mute the TV and watch subtitles. With bad graphics overall there is nothing I can do about it.

  • @IamSoFluffeh
    @IamSoFluffeh 6 лет назад +422

    half of these voice actors sound like unintentional tommy wiseau impressions

    • @theresacherco9543
      @theresacherco9543 6 лет назад +4

      Yes

    • @pronoydutta614
      @pronoydutta614 6 лет назад +13

      I know exactly the sort of people who'd have dubbed this. Non professionals whose first language wasn't English. That's why the speech is so stilted and it sounds like they don't know how to intone naturally... Also, it's pop culture, so of course they didn't watch anything prior...

    • @OakholdC
      @OakholdC 6 лет назад +4

      "oh hi maerk"

    • @marvelousTUD
      @marvelousTUD 6 лет назад

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

    • @BoisegangGaming
      @BoisegangGaming 6 лет назад

      I actually think they got the cast from the Xenus series(a bunch of eurojank games).

  • @quickslate28
    @quickslate28 6 лет назад +1370

    “How about a little kiss”
    “A KISS OF MY FIST”
    * Punches without making contact *
    Edit: The dialogue and voice acting is killing me

    • @nadia1885
      @nadia1885 5 лет назад +13

      Oh_Hi_It’s_Me this made me laugh SO HARD IDK WHY

    • @chonkerturtle8127
      @chonkerturtle8127 5 лет назад +7

      They recorded it in the library

    • @wheeeeeeeeeee
      @wheeeeeeeeeee 5 лет назад +5

      Auuuuh

    • @71.218-westshed
      @71.218-westshed 5 лет назад +4

      I'm surprised you were able to make out what they were saying. I couldn't.

    • @ayarriba9093
      @ayarriba9093 4 года назад +17

      At least she was a badass in that scene?? 😂😂😂 so fucking hilarious

  • @rocketwastaken
    @rocketwastaken 3 года назад +26

    This movie is relatable in some way, do you all remember those times when you were young and you drew a scribble not knowing it was trash and you were still proud of it?
    This movie is like that, it sucks, and yet the studio was expecting it to get an oscar.

  • @Mathee
    @Mathee 6 лет назад +517

    You know what I wonder? How come the trope where the villain learns that a baby will grow up to defeat them, is never resolved by the villain kidnapping the child and raising it as their own? After all, if the child saw the villain as their parent, it would be much harder for them to kill said villain, and the villain would even have the opportunity to imprint the idea that what they're doing is right onto the child

    • @BlueDragonknight375
      @BlueDragonknight375 6 лет назад +109

      That's practically what Palpatine did with Anakin. He may not have raised him, but he got into Anakin's head and convinced him that the Sith were good and the Jedi were evil.

    • @selinali7855
      @selinali7855 6 лет назад +79

      Tangled?

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 6 лет назад +23

      Mathilde Bruhn great question. Although wouldn’t that be like Rapunzel?

    • @Mathee
      @Mathee 6 лет назад +57

      @@gracekim1998 Not really. Gothel didn't do it because of a prophecy, and she didn't raise Rapunzel to be evil

    • @Jollonk
      @Jollonk 6 лет назад +22

      If the villain can raise the child, why not make sure the child is dead so it can't defeat you? Furthermore, most times (in personal experience) this trope is played out, the villain is out for total control, so it would be in line with the villain's aims to take the less risky option

  • @youuruyyeiyueyey5154
    @youuruyyeiyueyey5154 4 года назад +598

    Cant wait for Joshua and the promised land to be on Netflix

  • @jackied2873
    @jackied2873 4 года назад +306

    “But the music gets cut off and a storm knocks Paul Rudd, Jontron, and Pete Doctor off the ship”
    A sentence I thought I’d never hear

  • @PomegranatePomPom
    @PomegranatePomPom 4 года назад +34

    Damn this movie is so awkward that it physically hurts ;_;.

  • @TheNonameHousehold
    @TheNonameHousehold 6 лет назад +370

    Oh my gosh, this really does make Leo the lion look good.... the horror

    • @JadenTapscott
      @JadenTapscott 6 лет назад +14

      +Anonymous MD Son of Aladdin makes Leo the Lion look *godly* in comparison.

    • @isobelmiller7464
      @isobelmiller7464 6 лет назад +5

      It makes Leo the Lion look like The Lion King.

  • @skollrum
    @skollrum 6 лет назад +215

    Its a mix of Aladdin, Hercules, Snow White, Robin Hood, The Room, and Harvey Weinstein.

    • @kyrgyzjeff4550
      @kyrgyzjeff4550 6 лет назад

      jesster kind Now, that’s a pretty hilarious comparison if I ever seen one!

  • @elamonty
    @elamonty 4 года назад +628

    This looks and sounds like people playing with Barbie dolls. Lmao

  • @z0mbiiyawnzzz
    @z0mbiiyawnzzz 4 года назад +66

    I imagine Godzilla roaring and instead it's original roar it's Zeze's rawr

    • @masterseal0418
      @masterseal0418 3 года назад

      What!? 🤣

    • @DirgeTV
      @DirgeTV 2 года назад +1

      Read this and just like that, it turned Godzilla from an intimidating force of nature to some giant Feral creature that may or may not be trying to subtly make audible advances on you.

  • @DU_hockeygirl40
    @DU_hockeygirl40 6 лет назад +141

    Why does the main character sound like he's being voiced by Tommy Wiseau? And I feel so bad for whoever voiced the villain. They probably lost their voice for a whole month after this.

    • @imaadshahrukh4829
      @imaadshahrukh4829 6 лет назад +2

      Amy Y These are probably Indian voice actors who don't even bother to drop their Indian accents. Typical of Indian VAs who forget to drop both their accents and, in case of Nickelodeon dubs of kiddie anime, the fact that the work is not set in India.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 6 лет назад +1

      Because India, that's why.

  • @MopTopMase
    @MopTopMase 6 лет назад +371

    The bad guy sounds like someone doing an aggressively poor impersonation of Arnold Schwarzenegger

    • @AMReed8
      @AMReed8 6 лет назад +11

      Jorgen Von Strangle!

    • @SaiOkami777
      @SaiOkami777 6 лет назад +18

      or Tommy Wiseau doing an impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger

    • @sydneyhamilton2575
      @sydneyhamilton2575 6 лет назад +2

      Phelous' Anti Drug Bear
      ruclips.net/video/UJ9V4mB1ES4/видео.html

    • @nicholastosoni707
      @nicholastosoni707 6 лет назад +1

      GET TO ZE CARPET

    • @RandomKourosh
      @RandomKourosh 6 лет назад +1

      "Ah!!! Get to the Chopper"

  • @flippedoutkyrii
    @flippedoutkyrii 6 лет назад +330

    12:23 that literally just looked like someone was smashing their action-figures together

  • @Emberilliance
    @Emberilliance 4 года назад +32

    Hey Saber, have you ever considered checking out a film called "The Thief and the Cobbler"? It's an unfortunate movie with a strange production backstory that I think would be right up your alley.

  • @Thesquishiestbean
    @Thesquishiestbean 4 года назад +972

    "WHY is the prison connected to the throne room! That's a horrible idea!"
    Deku palace from Majora's Mask: *nervous laughter*

  • @aidenpearce7216
    @aidenpearce7216 4 года назад +290

    Demonic creature: tries to kidnap the king's baby.
    Guards in a calm tone: attack, attack the thing.😐

  • @megadon_
    @megadon_ 5 лет назад +1142

    When the Thomas the Tank engine theme played I busted down laughing

    • @otakumarcus
      @otakumarcus 4 года назад +43

      MegaDon me too and it brought back some memories

    • @hightidekraken
      @hightidekraken 4 года назад +23

      Marcus Yamamoto lol same Thomas & Friends was the shit back in the day

    • @danie8944
      @danie8944 4 года назад +14

      10:32

    • @biancaarmstrong5097
      @biancaarmstrong5097 4 года назад +5

      Same here! Too funny 😆

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 4 года назад +13

      Doesn't get much better than jontron dancing to thomas the tank engine

  • @goldenCrows
    @goldenCrows 3 года назад +18

    20:02
    Rewatched this episode a few times and now only realized the father said "my one and onely" 😅

  • @dominiquewilson6499
    @dominiquewilson6499 6 лет назад +432

    "Leo the lion is the worst neflix movie"
    Son of Aladdin : "Hold my swoard!"

  • @mocatdow
    @mocatdow 5 лет назад +399

    The beginning of skyrim in a nutshell:
    Alduin: *shows up*
    The imperials: Attack. Attack the thing.

    • @someonetgg
      @someonetgg 4 года назад +20

      Skyrim mods will bring this universe into skyrim.

    • @danieltobin4498
      @danieltobin4498 4 года назад +9

      More like “You’re finally awake”

    • @PomegranatePomPom
      @PomegranatePomPom 4 года назад +3

      The best thing is that he says that so quietly.

  • @mori2984
    @mori2984 4 года назад +573

    This is like something you would roleplay in 1st grade

    • @ahhhhhhhhhhhhsocool
      @ahhhhhhhhhhhhsocool 4 года назад +31

      Nah it's worse

    • @echohoover5820
      @echohoover5820 4 года назад +29

      This is when drunks try to roleplay actually.

    • @gserin2764
      @gserin2764 3 года назад +8

      No its worse than that more like when PRESCHOOLERS try to foreplay THIS

    • @delete---7593
      @delete---7593 3 года назад +1

      @@ahhhhhhhhhhhhsocool "Agree?.". .🤔😑.

    • @mytallkingangela6719
      @mytallkingangela6719 3 года назад

      I would never 👌🏾

  • @MF-R
    @MF-R 2 года назад +13

    "It's like a RUclips poop."
    That actually sums up this whole movie.

  • @falloutbos34
    @falloutbos34 6 лет назад +120

    If you didn't tell me it was a dub I'd think that it was a RUclipsr making fun of a bad movie

  • @dakotasherman632
    @dakotasherman632 6 лет назад +273

    What I love about these "chosen one" cliches is that if the villain just leaves them alone, the prophecy doesn't take effect. Had Zeze left Mustafa alone, he wouldn't have learned about him.

    • @clubchrisette6908
      @clubchrisette6908 6 лет назад +5

      Right!!! When Zeze showed up, Mustafa was about to get married and they had never met at that point!!!

    • @littlefieryone2825
      @littlefieryone2825 6 лет назад +25

      "One often meets their fate on the path they take to avoid it."
      - Kung Fu Panda, of all things.

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад

      Yeah, but that wouldn't be very satisfying, would it?

  • @Stitchmeup01
    @Stitchmeup01 5 лет назад +319

    20:04 This guy actually read his lines as “My one and one-ly” instead of only I’m so done

    • @SolomonKeenan
      @SolomonKeenan 5 лет назад +3

      When?

    • @porbbamt_
      @porbbamt_ 5 лет назад +27

      Ice Draws/Plays it actually happens around 20:04

    • @SolomonKeenan
      @SolomonKeenan 5 лет назад +3

      @@porbbamt_ lol Ty

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 4 года назад +1

      If they can read "sword" as "s-word", they can read "only" as "onely"

  • @ProfessionalBookworm
    @ProfessionalBookworm 4 года назад +10

    I just watched this and got flashbacks of “Sinbad: Beyond the Veil of Mists”, I don’t know which movie was worse but please, I want Saberspark to know this exists.

  • @gameteric4856
    @gameteric4856 5 лет назад +588

    I laughed so hard at the Thomas & friends theme, the dance was synchronized XD

  • @antonialunarius9564
    @antonialunarius9564 6 лет назад +281

    Barbie and the Nutcracker had smoother animation than this

  • @Daisieheart
    @Daisieheart 6 лет назад +419

    "one pure of heart"
    *spies on woman bathing*

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 6 лет назад +69

      Pure of Heart,
      Dirty of Mind

    • @SilverScaleMA
      @SilverScaleMA 6 лет назад +10

      @@warbossgegguz679 good point...

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 6 лет назад +46

      Then holds her hostage
      Then sword fights her
      Then says he's going to win her heart literally seconds after she complains about not having free will
      This movie sucks

    • @sydneyhamilton2575
      @sydneyhamilton2575 6 лет назад +2

      So Much For The Flying Nimbus

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 года назад +1

      #niceguy

  • @indecision6326
    @indecision6326 Год назад +31

    A friendly reminder that Zordon said at the beginning that Paul Rudd was "pure of heart."

  • @KittybeastWhiskers
    @KittybeastWhiskers 6 лет назад +1136

    Goddamnit, Jon.

    • @thegoodthings6221
      @thegoodthings6221 6 лет назад +26

      Oh shit ur profile pic is almost the same as mine!

    • @wvttie
      @wvttie 6 лет назад +17

      Galactic Nova No!, Nooooo!

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 6 лет назад +2

      THE GOOD THINGS catsception

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap 6 лет назад +7

      "I'll get my SWORD!"

    • @del5981
      @del5981 6 лет назад

      666. Accomplished.

  • @Sakuramoch1__
    @Sakuramoch1__ 4 года назад +869

    *My fifth grade class could do a better job of voice acting*

  • @parker-boy98
    @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +414

    "A kiss of my fist" I love that line.

  • @PhilemonJackProductions
    @PhilemonJackProductions 2 года назад +10

    During the swordfight with the peacock feather, 'son of aladdin' paused for a while while doing a split. The pausing made it feel like he died midway

  • @techbear82
    @techbear82 4 года назад +392

    This is basically the "The Room" of 3D animated movies.

    • @saphireblue328
      @saphireblue328 4 года назад +18

      I thought that main guy sounded familiar lol

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 4 года назад +12

      Even had a surprise actor. Jontron

    • @allenmurallo3730
      @allenmurallo3730 4 года назад +10

      @@wastelandlegocheem Someone should show him this film if he hasn't already.

    • @nakano15
      @nakano15 4 года назад +15

      Oh, hi Mark.

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 3 года назад +5

      And how about
      Nuttiest Nutcracker?

  • @memequeen424
    @memequeen424 6 лет назад +153

    Didnt Zizi say that his staff causes people to obey him? Couldnt he just showed up at Aladins place, forced the king and queen to give him Paul Rudd and then leave?

    • @onyxsavior7179
      @onyxsavior7179 6 лет назад +12

      meme queen He was Bobby hill at that point

    • @silverwolf2676
      @silverwolf2676 5 лет назад +11

      Pretty sure he meant “no one will dare oppose me” as opposed to “I control people’s minds”

  • @angstlich247
    @angstlich247 6 лет назад +388

    “ATTACK THE THING” us at the movie

  • @1ntr0verted_trans_b0y
    @1ntr0verted_trans_b0y 7 месяцев назад +4

    BRO. THE VILLAIN’S VOICE IN “SON OF ALADDIN” OR WHATEVER THE FUCK ITS CALLED, LEGITIMATELY SOUNDED LIKE MY DAD WHEN ME AND HIM PLAYED “DAD MONSTER” WHEN I WAS YOUNGER 😭 BRINGS BACK MEMORIES.

  • @TommyPezMaster
    @TommyPezMaster 6 лет назад +425

    Ideas for future movie reviews:
    Ribbit (A 2014 mockbuster to the 2011 hit Rango)
    Elf Bowling The Movie (Oh yeah, that's a thing in 2007)
    The Christmas Dinosaur (So bad.....It only aired on CN once)
    Free Birds (The Theatrical Foodfight!)
    The Trumpet of The Swan (A trashy insult to the book)
    Where the Dead Go to Die (Make it a subscriber special)

    • @dovefilms
      @dovefilms 6 лет назад +26

      Valid list but no one deserves to suffer through where the dead go to die

    • @austinhinton3944
      @austinhinton3944 6 лет назад +7

      I barely remember Christmas Dinosaur, why was it so bad?

    • @frankenwolf8975
      @frankenwolf8975 6 лет назад +26

      Ok in free birds defense it at least had good animation and decent voice acting, it's just that the plot was one of the worst things i have ever seen.

    • @bolbyballinger
      @bolbyballinger 6 лет назад +3

      It's not animated, but the production value of An Easter Bunny Puppy, yes that's the actual title, needs to be seen to be believed.
      Also, no your computer/tv is not broken. It really is repeating those montages.

    • @gabrielmendez4161
      @gabrielmendez4161 6 лет назад +3

      Thomas Lopez I think id be easier to watch his other movie when black birds fly , it’s not better or anything but it’s weirder

  • @metademetra
    @metademetra 5 лет назад +352

    19:58 "It is with most of the pleasure..."
    *WHAT.*

    • @GlidingZephyr
      @GlidingZephyr 4 года назад +28

      Director: *Hands the voice actor a hastily scrawled line script written in crayon...then takes another swig of tequila* "Reed da line un that there..yeah. Focuss-on make it sound drama."
      Voice Actor: *Monotone, glares at director briefly* "It is with most of the pleasure."
      Director: *Takes another swig, stumbles into chair* "Nooo! Mor drama!"

    • @FacelessCrowd
      @FacelessCrowd 4 года назад +2

      He talks like gru

    • @MissEarthling
      @MissEarthling 4 года назад +8

      "One and one-ly"

    • @ellieava1
      @ellieava1 4 года назад

      This sounds like
      Starfire from teen titans go

    • @DarkDesperado25
      @DarkDesperado25 4 года назад +1

      I don't understand the confusion, he has a majority of the pleasure. Seems simple enough

  • @vogonp4287
    @vogonp4287 4 года назад +372

    I can't believe that this is the real voice acting.

  • @narottamcecil1803
    @narottamcecil1803 4 года назад +8

    That river monster reminds me of the Sarcosuchus from “Dino Time”, which was given some Dimetrodon & Smilodon details, even though the real Sarco was just a giant crocodile & not a croc/dragon hybrid.

  • @grazen0
    @grazen0 4 года назад +351

    "We must stay on our guard, the enemy Stand user could be anybody!"
    The enemy Stand user: 18:17

    • @frankforte8078
      @frankforte8078 3 года назад +6

      My stand,《Attack On Thing》,has the ability to make you a worse character than me,but keeps our roles in this masterpiece unchanged!Surely a down bad pervertic protagonist such as yourself can't defeat antagonistic ol' me!Right,right?Wait,what are you doing-MustafAAAAaAAAaaA44444a4a4!!!

  • @kiddfaith4397
    @kiddfaith4397 4 года назад +972

    The sheer number of times the voice actors went “Rawr” and “Arrr” in this movie should be made into a compilation.
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @shizukousapostle1stapostle710
    @shizukousapostle1stapostle710 6 лет назад +159

    *Take the word of this Indian..... If 'Animated' And 'India' Are in the same sentence... It's better to leave it alone*

    • @imaadshahrukh4829
      @imaadshahrukh4829 6 лет назад +9

      Mei Misaki Unless it is Ramayan: The Legend of Prince Ram.

    • @Thewritingelf
      @Thewritingelf 6 лет назад +1

      This is the truth lmao

    • @Zexi141
      @Zexi141 6 лет назад +8

      But we got Johnny Johnny from them.

    • @brandonnaylor2735
      @brandonnaylor2735 6 лет назад +1

      Oh SNAP! Well said!

    • @animegx45
      @animegx45 6 лет назад +1

      @@Zexi141 Great Ganesha, that explains a lot.

  • @RetroTaylor94
    @RetroTaylor94 2 года назад +13

    Me at the pet store, appreciating the cool birds: 8:53

  • @octotune4044
    @octotune4044 6 лет назад +1483

    SON OF ALADDIN? MORE LIKE SON OF A BIT-

  • @bunnytriestoanimateyt
    @bunnytriestoanimateyt 6 лет назад +286

    The audio and voice acting is hilarious, I'm surprised Saber didn't mention how stupid it is X'D

  • @kpiaae4338
    @kpiaae4338 3 года назад +16

    "Attack the thing!" I laughed so hard at that

  • @CoolKitten-hn6ie
    @CoolKitten-hn6ie 5 лет назад +116

    Why is there awkward moments of silence in this movie like there is moments where you just hear grunting

  • @beebo6068
    @beebo6068 5 лет назад +190

    The lack of background music makes me uncomfortable.

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 4 года назад +3

      Bella Ammirato Better than Dingo Pictures’ and East West Entertainment’s English dub of “Alladin” (which is an Aladdin ripoff), which has an 8 second looped track playing ENDLESSLY starting after the first minute and then never stops until the movie is over!

  • @HelplessFangirl
    @HelplessFangirl 6 лет назад +467

    This looks like if you made a movie with the human models from Sonic 06

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 5 лет назад

      Looks more like Runescape to me

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +4

      Are they really that halfass?

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +4

      Sonic characters are more cartoony

    • @ShadowClaw92
      @ShadowClaw92 5 лет назад +10

      This makes Sonic 06 look good

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 лет назад +7

      I'm curious how they made the animation worse quality than Gary's Mod machinimas

  • @CommanderSteelTrap
    @CommanderSteelTrap 4 года назад +9

    I keep expecting the villain to say “Card games on motorcycles”.

  • @PowWowAnimations
    @PowWowAnimations 6 лет назад +1008

    *R A W R*

  • @izzyt5914
    @izzyt5914 5 лет назад +131

    My favorite Saberspark line: "Zeezee finally dies, and turns into a Capri Sun commercial."

  • @omidr.g7409
    @omidr.g7409 5 лет назад +418

    Attack! ATTACK THE THING !

    • @Golden_lol
      @Golden_lol 5 лет назад +4

      Omid R.G that line killed me

    • @austenrichardson3621
      @austenrichardson3621 5 лет назад +1

      replayed it like 8 times

    • @robina.c.6380
      @robina.c.6380 5 лет назад

      Said with the same tension as when I ask someone to kill a mosquito XD

  • @jiggy.pop.phantomkell9453
    @jiggy.pop.phantomkell9453 2 года назад +8

    I just want to bring up that in some cultures of brown to dark complexion seek skin whitening, which I find upsetting. I got bullied for not being black enough as a kid! I was called "the white girl", and wanted so badly to be darker so that I felt like my race. Then I find out people are bleaching their skin to look lighter?! The grass is always greener (or less green) on the other side.
    TLDR:PSA: Don't bleach your skin.
    Edit, more words:
    Also I'm getting strong Bahuubali vibes from this film, is that just me? ore Ore Raja?

  • @drakmaaaaa2729
    @drakmaaaaa2729 5 лет назад +215

    When you showed the "there is another who will defeat you" I instantly thought of sleeping beauty and the evil queen being told there is a fairer maiden 😅

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 4 года назад +19

      I thought of
      "That boy is our last hope"
      "No... there is another"

    • @theannoyingdahg
      @theannoyingdahg 4 года назад +24

      You mean Snow White?

    • @nunkatsu
      @nunkatsu 4 года назад +6

      @@ascendedcat260 saberspark: leo the lion must be the worst movie on Netflix
      Netflix: there is another

    • @jewelxiat
      @jewelxiat 3 года назад +1

      Same. I wasn't expecting him to mention ANOTHER movie with a similar plot. This is just Disney-theft inception

  • @eightpointeight1128
    @eightpointeight1128 6 лет назад +83

    The movie is too quiet, it should be classified as the Son of Aladdin ASMR

    • @KingTrygon
      @KingTrygon 6 лет назад

      Out of all the tanks to name yourself after you picked the AMX M4 45? Well I suppose it ain't no Black Prince or Tiger P...

  • @YaBoyJa0234
    @YaBoyJa0234 6 лет назад +186

    *you can tell how much effort was put into the voice acting*

    • @methyllithium323
      @methyllithium323 6 лет назад +6

      Raaawr

    • @lincolnmiller4757
      @lincolnmiller4757 6 лет назад +1

      As in no effort?

    • @zellouwu7501
      @zellouwu7501 6 лет назад +1

      It's good'nt

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 6 лет назад +3

      It's like they phoned a phone, on a walkytalky, through a can and string, and sent that in and called it a day.

    • @lincolnmiller4757
      @lincolnmiller4757 6 лет назад +2

      @@MrSuperbeast92 That explanation actually sounds pretty reasonable, considering the audio quality.

  • @dragonick2947
    @dragonick2947 3 года назад +11

    They misspelled Aladdin in their own movie title!