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  • @MissionMotivation
    @MissionMotivation  2 года назад +11866

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  • @dailyStewie504
    @dailyStewie504 2 года назад +261604

    "When you plan something well, there is no need to rush "
    -Thomas Shelby

  • @imjustice8459
    @imjustice8459 2 года назад +72927

    "I swear I never said any of this shit"
    - Sun Tzu, art of war

    • @detendeten
      @detendeten 2 года назад +1268

      That's so fucking funny omg

    • @saginur4380
      @saginur4380 2 года назад +412

      LMAOOOOO underrated😂
      (200 hundred likes but it will probably get to like 5k soon lol)

    • @codyfromhumanresources6435
      @codyfromhumanresources6435 2 года назад +415

      Most of the sun tzu quote meme comments have gotten old, but this is actually the best one I’ve seen.

    • @nimbvsalex2635
      @nimbvsalex2635 2 года назад +39

      😂

    • @Crazyorangi
      @Crazyorangi 2 года назад +18

      🤨

  • @aky10011
    @aky10011 2 года назад +901

    "When I close my eyes then I can't see"
    -Flo-Ryda

  • @duckfartalabama
    @duckfartalabama 5 месяцев назад +64

    "No matter where you go..there you are."
    - HRH Dr. Jesus H. Christ Esq. Jr. III D.D.S

  • @chaitanyanage4933
    @chaitanyanage4933 2 года назад +4141

    "I have no idea what's going on here."
    - Sun Tzu (Art of War)

    • @Skeletor_the_Bigg
      @Skeletor_the_Bigg 2 года назад +75

      “I’ll figure it out as I go along.”
      -Sun Tzu(Art of War)

    • @VerfluchtX
      @VerfluchtX 2 года назад +3

      ... ok

    • @anirudhsingh2228
      @anirudhsingh2228 2 года назад +30

      @@Skeletor_the_Bigg "but i couldn't"
      - Sun Tzu( Art of War)

    • @69420_ayo
      @69420_ayo 2 года назад +11

      @@anirudhsingh2228 "oh god my father is teaching me"
      -sun tzu (art of war)

    • @The_h.one.y
      @The_h.one.y 2 года назад +14

      @@69420_ayo "My father can't cuz he's out to buy some milk"
      -Sun tzu ( Art of War)

  • @akemisasaki3174
    @akemisasaki3174 2 года назад +631

    "anything can be a sun tzu quote if you use your imagination."
    -sun tsu

  • @Zebrahhh
    @Zebrahhh 2 года назад +10309

    “Better ingredients, better pizza”
    - Sun Tzu

    • @j_bad1032
      @j_bad1032 2 года назад +96

      better bidges better money,.my clothes better my shoes better, I work harder

    • @victor1189
      @victor1189 2 года назад +1

      @@j_bad1032 better ingredients, better pizza, better bitches, better money, my clothes better, my shoes better, i work harder. Fuck little Caesars fuck, dominos.

    • @kingnole4237
      @kingnole4237 2 года назад +85

      'I never quotted this'
      - Sun Tzu

    • @generaldistrust
      @generaldistrust 2 года назад +5

      still, hilarious

    • @chubbspeterson9546
      @chubbspeterson9546 2 года назад +9

      😆 🤣 😂 😹

  • @chicagolifetv
    @chicagolifetv 6 месяцев назад +14

    “Is this checkers“?
    -Sun tzu

    • @legoisbest9863
      @legoisbest9863 4 месяца назад

      I don't think so

    • @uisce.1
      @uisce.1 Месяц назад +1

      Definitely not. If you don’t know it’s called Othello

    • @chicagolifetv
      @chicagolifetv Месяц назад +2

      @@uisce.1 are u slow??? I’m being sarcastic 😭😭😭

    • @chicagolifetv
      @chicagolifetv Месяц назад

      This you gang 👉🏼🧠=🐌
      😭😭😭😭

    • @JMTheGreat3000
      @JMTheGreat3000 18 дней назад

      ​@@chicagolifetvkind of the opposite he was just helping u know the name of the game

  • @failsponsor4228
    @failsponsor4228 Год назад +3846

    “I don’t understand this comment section but I’ll go along with it”
    -sun tzu

  • @PuutGayming
    @PuutGayming 2 года назад +7856

    “How do i keep saying things when im dead?” - Sun Tzu

    • @zuko6932
      @zuko6932 2 года назад +27

      Nice lol

    • @Oatmealcorn
      @Oatmealcorn 2 года назад +34

      ,The art of war

    • @gssidhu8264
      @gssidhu8264 2 года назад +43

      "Time travel" - Einstein

    • @heeilyuh
      @heeilyuh 2 года назад +9

      Its just the art of war

    • @kaithepotato6040
      @kaithepotato6040 2 года назад +17

      "Sun Tzu is not dead" - Shrodinger

  • @nezrr
    @nezrr 2 года назад +905

    "What the hell, I never said this crap, let me rest in peace"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @sivathameas6231
      @sivathameas6231 2 года назад

      Lmao

    • @Harley_012
      @Harley_012 2 года назад

      Copied comment but sure

    • @thomasthefascisttankengine4694
      @thomasthefascisttankengine4694 2 года назад +2

      Fun fact: Sun Tzu cannot be proven as even being a real person. There's a real chance he never existed and therefore is not dead

    • @maxPayne12375
      @maxPayne12375 2 года назад

      @@Harley_012 Go report it to the police.

    • @theinsanitypoint749
      @theinsanitypoint749 2 года назад

      I am real Sun Tzu yes I'm the real Sun Tzu all you Sun Tzu are just imitating so won't the real Sun Tzu please stand up.

  • @AbenaAbena-im4gx
    @AbenaAbena-im4gx 3 месяца назад +26

    Bro explained the law of patience in 1 minute 💀☠️☠️

  • @leafloversspecialhater4988
    @leafloversspecialhater4988 2 года назад +1139

    „I didnt even know this is the correct way to play checkers”
    -Sun Tzu

  • @rexix
    @rexix 2 года назад +1197

    “these quotes are getting out of hand”
    -Sun Tzu

    • @darthvadersith514
      @darthvadersith514 2 года назад +10

      “Now there are two of them!”
      -Sun Tzu

    • @NEOSPORIN7777
      @NEOSPORIN7777 Год назад +1

      it's Son Zoo

    • @zewzit
      @zewzit Год назад +1

      @@darthvadersith514 perfect continuation gg

  • @RealVikas03
    @RealVikas03 2 года назад +14890

    Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.
    - Sun Tzu

  • @M.Ali_Jinnah
    @M.Ali_Jinnah 3 месяца назад +10

    "What is the name of this game?"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @syedamarmusa6512
      @syedamarmusa6512 2 месяца назад

      Checkers/Draughts 😂

    • @RoyceSecondChannel
      @RoyceSecondChannel Месяц назад

      @@syedamarmusa6512no it’s a different game that’s similar

    • @uisce.1
      @uisce.1 Месяц назад

      Definitely not checkers. If you don’t know the board-game is called Othello

  • @decayingsun5915
    @decayingsun5915 2 года назад +735

    "I am as confused as you are"
    -Sun tzu

    • @deemonster7494
      @deemonster7494 2 года назад +3

      Rest in peace Technoblade. The potato war was won...

    • @cosmicchad4752
      @cosmicchad4752 2 года назад +3

      Fr like wth is this

  • @littleturdle
    @littleturdle Год назад +549

    "That's not how that works, that's not how any of this works."
    -Sun Tzu

    • @TheSerotoninMuncher
      @TheSerotoninMuncher Год назад

      True.

    • @dragontailss9026
      @dragontailss9026 Год назад +1

      why did I laugh so hard at this 💀💀

    • @Skorch5840
      @Skorch5840 Год назад +2

      True!!! What she did is basically cheating

    • @spiritsgocrazy6547
      @spiritsgocrazy6547 Год назад

      I know! They don’t understand how checkers ducking works! Like, mate!

    • @adamnielson42
      @adamnielson42 Год назад +1

      ​​@@spiritsgocrazy6547 do you guys not know there are different types of Checkers?? These players aren't stupid. Even better, in most checkers variants, including this one, when you can capture a piece you have to, so she saw this move many turns ago, and was jst forcin her opponent into it.

  • @jcolinmizia9161
    @jcolinmizia9161 Год назад +3250

    “If at first you don’t succeed, make up the rules until you do.”
    -Sun Tzu

    • @nanaki1990blox
      @nanaki1990blox Год назад +42

      The rule is I win or I tell mom

    • @nossta5242
      @nossta5242 Год назад +7

      "If at first you don't succeed, make up the rules until you do."
      -Sun Tzu

    • @nossta5242
      @nossta5242 Год назад +2

      "If at first you don't succeed, make up the rules until you do."
      -Sun Tzu

    • @nossta5242
      @nossta5242 Год назад

      "If at first you don't succeed, make up the rules until you do."
      -Sun Tzu

    • @nossta5242
      @nossta5242 Год назад

      "If at first you don't succeed, make up the rules until you do."
      -Sun Tzu

  • @AmnesicMuichiro
    @AmnesicMuichiro 5 месяцев назад +8

    "Can yall stop saying random bullshit then putting Sun Tzu Art Of War under it?"
    -Sun Tzu Art Of War

  • @kaitolowo3308
    @kaitolowo3308 2 года назад +3516

    "All quotes belong to me"
    -Sun tzu

    • @RayfieldA
      @RayfieldA 2 года назад +11

      Yeah? Well, all your base are belong to us!!

    • @Matzkxmx
      @Matzkxmx 2 года назад +5

      "No, they all belong to me."
      -Tou

    • @theafrikan-scifi-scholar
      @theafrikan-scifi-scholar 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @parkerbot
      @parkerbot 2 года назад +3

      All of your quotes are belong to us
      -Sun tzu

    • @boonga689
      @boonga689 2 года назад +4

      "fcuk up"
      -Moon Tzu

  • @yilinyang6779
    @yilinyang6779 2 года назад +932

    “Why do I suddenly have so many clones”--sun tzu

    • @theinsanitypoint749
      @theinsanitypoint749 2 года назад +4

      I am real Sun Tzu yes I'm the real Sun Tzu all you Sun Tzu are just imitating so won't the real Sun Tzu please stand up.

    • @Reijikun
      @Reijikun 2 года назад +2

      "Because Its my ninja way."
      - prolly Sun Tzu

    • @jamesmayle3787
      @jamesmayle3787 2 года назад

      The Bible is truth. Please read at least three books, Genesis Mathew and one you chose yourself. As you do practice forgiveness. It’s the important step a lot of people miss that makes everything click. You have to clean the inside of the vessel. Forgiveness heals a part of our souls that keep us blind to the spiritual realm. Please, pray to Jesus Christ, break down the walls you’ve built up between you, and ask for forgiveness. It is all true. Putting Jesus Christ’s lessons into action in your life is the key. Forgive others. That’s where it starts. Parents are easiest, they’ve loved you. Start there.

    • @cludiix
      @cludiix 2 года назад

      💀

    • @MizanurRahman-gf7lt
      @MizanurRahman-gf7lt 2 года назад

      You have to lead Infantry units! Maxed out skills 🎿

  • @Rein143-
    @Rein143- Год назад +17105

    "I don't even understand how the game works"
    -Sun Tzu

  • @Swiss-
    @Swiss- 7 дней назад +1

    "That shi is not checkers"
    -Sun Tzu, Art of War

  • @Who.Is_Sam
    @Who.Is_Sam 2 года назад +1797

    “Y’all needa chill bru stop calling me”
    - Sun Tzu

    • @mr.sparsh_225
      @mr.sparsh_225 2 года назад +2

      What is sun Tzu?

    • @killmine1235
      @killmine1235 2 года назад +14

      @@mr.sparsh_225 why is sun tzu?
      P.S.: Sun Tzu was a VERY successful warlord that wrote the book "the art of war"

    • @crispyfries0
      @crispyfries0 2 года назад +1

      This was actually more funny than the sub tzu comments

    • @angelicasysnila5476
      @angelicasysnila5476 2 года назад +2

      @@mr.sparsh_225 he was a warlord but people use him to quote funny things lol

    • @YouCanMakeFireOutOfIce
      @YouCanMakeFireOutOfIce 2 года назад +1

      Imagine using "Y'all" not ironically.

  • @WhoInvitedThisKid-
    @WhoInvitedThisKid- 2 года назад +1680

    “if the sky is green, don’t go outside”
    -Son Soo, Masterpiece of Battle

    • @kiraog7986
      @kiraog7986 2 года назад +4

      🇬🇾

    • @josh8584
      @josh8584 2 года назад +8

      Underrated. Probably gonna get a few thousand likes pretty soon.

    • @kaihoward7026
      @kaihoward7026 2 года назад +7

      Unless it’s Namek 🙃

    • @othagan9945
      @othagan9945 2 года назад +2

      Yare Yare daze

    • @micahdsjerven8145
      @micahdsjerven8145 2 года назад +4

      This is fucking gold bro

  • @andrewclarkson764
    @andrewclarkson764 2 года назад +1775

    “What the fuck is going on, who are you, how did you get into my house?” -Sun Tzu

  • @humairamughal
    @humairamughal 6 месяцев назад +2

    White chess : I got all you pieces I’m gonna win !!
    Black chess : Even if you got all of my pieces, don’t underestimate my last skill. 😂

  • @definitelynotyourdad4289
    @definitelynotyourdad4289 Год назад +507

    "In this world, you are either a smart fella, or a fart smella"
    -Tzu Sun, art of quotes

  • @skyrisesenpaiii678
    @skyrisesenpaiii678 Год назад +4494

    " Y'all tripping, I did not say all that shit" - Sun Tzu( The Art Of War)

  • @MadiyorbekMaxkamov
    @MadiyorbekMaxkamov Месяц назад +1

    Excellent❤❤❤❤ Uzbekistan 🇺🇿 👇

  • @ATKTLPRI1
    @ATKTLPRI1 Год назад +2499

    "Whatever you do, don't reveal your all techniques in a youtube video"
    -Sun Tzu, The art of war

    • @atishay6
      @atishay6 Год назад +45

      Rip Technoblade

    • @ATKTLPRI1
      @ATKTLPRI1 Год назад +21

      @@atishay6 TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!!! (if you have seen the great potato war 2 then you will know why I have written this comment)

    • @mincraftnerd7609
      @mincraftnerd7609 Год назад +6

      R.i.p techno

    • @mincraftnerd7609
      @mincraftnerd7609 Год назад +5

      R.i.p techno

    • @kairyujin11
      @kairyujin11 Год назад +4

      Ain't no way he said that.
      Let me check Google about Sun Tzu.

  • @AubreyNotAvailable
    @AubreyNotAvailable Год назад +3755

    "I don't remember saying all this shit-"
    -Sun tzu

    • @mrjaks202
      @mrjaks202 Год назад +93

      Bro stop he didn't say this
      -Sun tzu

    • @randomcommentator4140
      @randomcommentator4140 Год назад +14

      ​@@mrjaks202 "almost ratio i did, send clown emoji i must 🤡"
      -Master Yoda

    • @aadi4real
      @aadi4real Год назад +16

      "step bro im stuck-"
      - sun tzu

    • @randomcommentator4140
      @randomcommentator4140 Год назад +7

      @@aadi4real "homie is stuck i see, D i must insert". -master yoda

    • @calebbc5434
      @calebbc5434 Год назад +3

      Ayyyyyye there ya go, just steal someone else's comment from 2 months ago

  • @juanelgamer4569
    @juanelgamer4569 2 года назад +835

    "with enough random quotes, the concept of my person will be eventually real..."
    -sun tzu

  • @sandyde2414
    @sandyde2414 6 месяцев назад +15

    “I’m Gay!”
    - Sun Tzu, art of love

  • @kevindabbs4696
    @kevindabbs4696 2 года назад +794

    "If you're losing, make up your own rules"
    Sun Tzu - The Art of War

  • @icey7225
    @icey7225 2 года назад +3468

    “Have you guys seen my brother?”
    -Moon Tzu

    • @michaelteo3170
      @michaelteo3170 2 года назад +15

      😂😂 fmu

    • @leonartha03
      @leonartha03 2 года назад +130

      "I missed my bro as well"
      - Star Tzu -

    • @Arandomboi27351
      @Arandomboi27351 2 года назад +7

      I-

    • @azareii
      @azareii 2 года назад +21

      To my understanding, Sun is the family name with Tzu being the given name. So a sibling of Sun Tzu would be something like Sun Li.
      Please tell me if that's not an actual Chinese name so I can correct it.

    • @BarneyGumbl3
      @BarneyGumbl3 2 года назад +32

      @@azareii This is common knowledge. Don't be that guy. OP was clearly making a joke.

  • @cherno1267
    @cherno1267 2 года назад +3875

    "Want a break from the ads?"
    -Sun Tzu Premium

  • @Bananaur341
    @Bananaur341 6 месяцев назад +1

    "No Chickfil-e sauce?"
    -Sun Tzu the art of war

  • @nagendraprasadvandancreations
    @nagendraprasadvandancreations 2 года назад +1154

    “Hey stop quoting everything I say”
    -sun tzu

    • @Gooby1024
      @Gooby1024 2 года назад +29

      "I SAID STOP"
      -sun tzu

    • @miguelh4283
      @miguelh4283 2 года назад +24

      "STOP THAT"
      -sun tzu

    • @redrumtheartist6275
      @redrumtheartist6275 2 года назад +22

      "Seroiusly? What do you think I'm gonna do, copyright you?"
      -sun tzu, art of war

    • @shipp8817
      @shipp8817 2 года назад +18

      "I SWEAR IF SOMEONE QUOTES ME ONE MORE TIME."
      -sun tzu

    • @meepyeep1756
      @meepyeep1756 2 года назад +9

      @@shipp8817 "THATS IT I"VE HAD ENOUGH."
      -sun tzu

  • @randomuser6276
    @randomuser6276 2 года назад +465

    "Rules are just restrictions, overcome them and you will win every game"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @Levi_fncm
      @Levi_fncm 2 года назад +2

      Sir as a rule, you can't kill
      your chess opponent-

    • @scarrelux
      @scarrelux 2 года назад

      @@Levi_fncm it's not chess so it doesn't matter, he could still do it

    • @Levi_fncm
      @Levi_fncm 2 года назад

      @@scarrelux ah ofc my bad

    • @scarrelux
      @scarrelux 2 года назад

      @@Levi_fncm lmao jk

  • @bulldozer8950
    @bulldozer8950 2 года назад +1612

    “That’s not how the rules work you made that up”-sun tzu

    • @wilemmcdubs5682
      @wilemmcdubs5682 2 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @geraltofaigupta338
      @geraltofaigupta338 2 года назад +37

      It's called King fly... there's 2 mode for a King fly mode and normal...

    • @etbugs325
      @etbugs325 2 года назад +21

      @@Exodic.Watermelon you can go backwards in checkers if you reach the opposite side of the board

    • @crissnet7303
      @crissnet7303 2 года назад +2

      Thats not checkers thats GO its a game not native to the US

    • @unicornbro517
      @unicornbro517 2 года назад +25

      @@crissnet7303 THAT IS NOT GO. You’re so high

  • @tanhieunguyen3492
    @tanhieunguyen3492 18 дней назад

    Great moves enable you to win the game. Thank you for sharing!

  • @kayurien845
    @kayurien845 2 года назад +715

    "Always have a cool background song when you're about to do something outstanding"
    Sun Tzu, The art of being cool

    • @RyotaMitarai
      @RyotaMitarai 2 года назад +6

      i remember reading a novel, where the main character actually put music on his super suit, and his enemies and allies are like 'wher this music is coming from???' thinking it's non discriminatory illusion magic, super funny stuff)

    • @DeletedDevilDeletedAngel
      @DeletedDevilDeletedAngel 2 года назад +2

      @@RyotaMitarai let me guess... Deadpool

    • @josephdonovan7886
      @josephdonovan7886 Год назад

      I'm going to get you sucka...Wayne bros movie...f..king classic

  • @JuloWonka
    @JuloWonka 2 года назад +1110

    "I swear if I see my name one more time"
    -Sun tzu
    Ngl first time I got this many likes ty🥰
    Also your free to say anything against that Sam person

    • @-Sam69
      @-Sam69 2 года назад +6

      “I wanna put a random comment and add sun tzu to feel included in my lonely life” 🤓

    • @smallrando
      @smallrando 2 года назад +6

      @@-Sam69 can’t get a joke can you.

    • @averageosuplayer1536
      @averageosuplayer1536 2 года назад +2

      @@-Sam69 fr bro

    • @rummymossberg6097
      @rummymossberg6097 2 года назад

      @@-Sam69 I guess your just as lonely smh

    • @obi_d_artist5687
      @obi_d_artist5687 2 года назад +1

      @@-Sam69 wow you are really lonely huh 😂 damn

  • @Warantibody
    @Warantibody 2 года назад +543

    "I don't even know English"
    - Sun Tzu, Art of War

  • @D3RK_69
    @D3RK_69 2 месяца назад +1

    "When you plan something well, there is no need to rush "
    -Thomas shelby 🗿

  • @DevinAbshier
    @DevinAbshier 2 года назад +936

    “You don’t have to write EVERY one of them down..”
    -Sun Tzu

    • @fintanbochra
      @fintanbochra 2 года назад +3

      Ok… Best Sun Tzu quote yet…
      -Fintan Mac Bóchra

    • @asterodon
      @asterodon 2 года назад +3

      "I never said any of this shit."
      -Sun Tzu

    • @Chrono-Gamez
      @Chrono-Gamez 2 года назад

      “Idiots are the ones who copy”

  • @Eli.rogers
    @Eli.rogers 2 года назад +7095

    "Stop quoting me 24/7, noone was supposed to know I said all that shit"
    -Sun tzu

  • @glennmatthews758
    @glennmatthews758 2 года назад +1772

    ‘I am Sun Tzu’s evil twin brother’
    -Moon Shu

    • @billymiehleketo7548
      @billymiehleketo7548 2 года назад +2

      😂🔥🔥🔥The best comment hands down

    • @MmELrD
      @MmELrD 2 года назад +8

      Mushu? The dragon?

    • @LemonDani
      @LemonDani 2 года назад +5

      @@MmELrD moon. The moon. The oppositie of sun

    • @duckii-lord
      @duckii-lord 2 года назад +4

      @@MmELrD 💀

    • @Dr0111
      @Dr0111 2 года назад +3

      Cars are the future- Sun tzu

  • @Thahira-vw6pl
    @Thahira-vw6pl 2 месяца назад +1

    Confidence level 💯

  • @jamesBFC1887
    @jamesBFC1887 Год назад +424

    "stop misquoting my brother"
    -Moon Tzu, the art of peace

  • @SonGoku-mf9zb
    @SonGoku-mf9zb 2 года назад +406

    "To confuse your enemy, you have to confuse yourself first"
    ~ Sun tzu

  • @michellerayens4623
    @michellerayens4623 2 года назад +1643

    “What is happening and who is sun tzu.”
    -Sun Tzu

    • @Somya.07
      @Somya.07 2 года назад +17

      But seriously who is Sun Tzu??

    • @AnataoWasurenu
      @AnataoWasurenu 2 года назад +7

      @50 person account experiment same lmao

    • @AnataoWasurenu
      @AnataoWasurenu 2 года назад +21

      @@Somya.07 sun tzu is….
      *_the_* *_art_* *_of_* *_war_*

    • @jeffcarr5498
      @jeffcarr5498 2 года назад +9

      This masterpiece quote just cured my depression

    • @dynamik3008
      @dynamik3008 2 года назад +1

      BEST ONE YET

  • @LIQUIDITY_TRADERZ
    @LIQUIDITY_TRADERZ 5 месяцев назад +1

    Power of sacrifice. Sometimes you gotta sacrifice something to win

  • @Theprophet1218
    @Theprophet1218 2 года назад +2147

    "If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @duelingsora
      @duelingsora 2 года назад +22

      A prayer I say after every public bathroom visit. 🙏🙌

    • @OhsohLibre
      @OhsohLibre 2 года назад +8

      We were all thinking it, someone had to say it.

    • @EZBEATZ17
      @EZBEATZ17 2 года назад +15

      “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a man and wipe it with your hand”
      -camp cabin counselor somewhere

    • @EZBEATZ17
      @EZBEATZ17 2 года назад +1

      @@bloomcrawler please be a sweetie and wipe the seat? That’s terrible

    • @Theprophet1218
      @Theprophet1218 2 года назад +3

      @@EZBEATZ17 i think they intended for you to say seatie (seaty) 😅 "be a sweetie, wipe the seatie"

  • @youxarexmyxsunshine
    @youxarexmyxsunshine Год назад +2128

    “Let me rest in peace without dragging my name”
    -Undead Sun Tzu

    • @KINGAUT001
      @KINGAUT001 Год назад +5

      What?

    • @youxarexmyxsunshine
      @youxarexmyxsunshine Год назад +6

      @@KINGAUT001 LOL 😂

    • @cortneyeverett6927
      @cortneyeverett6927 Год назад

      Repent Israelites all praise to the most high YAHAWAH AND HIS SON YAHAWASHI🛸🤴🏽🦁⌛️🔥
      The so called black man, Latino, and Native Americans are the Israelites. Yahawah chosen people

    • @Birb728
      @Birb728 Год назад +2

      @@cortneyeverett6927 my version of fairytale tells me you are not a human.

    • @easyklin2932
      @easyklin2932 Год назад

      ​@@cortneyeverett6927 this not the place for this my guy

  • @yeetymcyeetington7952
    @yeetymcyeetington7952 2 года назад +7871

    "IDK who sun tzu is, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask"
    -sun tzu

    • @Nugget_Slh
      @Nugget_Slh 2 года назад +135

      Technoblade never dies!

    • @Sisiahsshoa
      @Sisiahsshoa 2 года назад +116

      “ “
      -sun tzu, art of war

    • @Khalifanirvana
      @Khalifanirvana 2 года назад +24

      Sun tzu

    • @Devilspade
      @Devilspade 2 года назад +72

      Some asian guy who did wars and stuff, not really that important
      /j cause people don't know what a joke is
      Edit edit: holy shit i got ratioed by someone named lone wolf, biggest L in the galaxy

    • @MajesticBeasts
      @MajesticBeasts 2 года назад +9

      😂😂😂😂

  • @yaseen.YR.
    @yaseen.YR. 6 месяцев назад +2

    Mistake:+Jab white black ko maar raha tha to black tab bhi khel raha tha Jab black white ko maar raha hai to White Kyon Nahin khel raha

  • @shanshansan
    @shanshansan Год назад +894

    "I think hamburgers and cheeseburgers go well with fries."
    -Sun Tzu

    • @I_am_Anonymous_
      @I_am_Anonymous_ Год назад +1

      Mustard sause and white sauce: what about me 😶😶

    • @bowlman_
      @bowlman_ Год назад

      ​@@I_am_Anonymous_ what the fuck are those

    • @walshy2116
      @walshy2116 Год назад +1

      Ketchup and salt too
      -Sun Tzu

    • @jeremyszpicki491
      @jeremyszpicki491 Год назад

      How dare you! That was sir dickiosus of nording cock!

    • @jeremyszpicki491
      @jeremyszpicki491 Год назад

      Sir penis man was a craigslist actor in a Jshlat video from the past

  • @yourlocaldatgirl3785
    @yourlocaldatgirl3785 2 года назад +487

    "Trust me, I HAVEN'T SAID ANY OF THIS CRAP"
    - Sun tzu

    • @abhishekdash5931
      @abhishekdash5931 2 года назад

      😂 now that's something Sun Tzu would have had said

  • @zygoteboi5841
    @zygoteboi5841 Год назад +531

    "Honestly idk anymore"
    -Sun tzu

  • @skibootdier9488
    @skibootdier9488 5 месяцев назад +1

    What kind of checkers is that??

  • @Maan77777
    @Maan77777 2 года назад +1013

    "a foolish man cries over a torn pocket,while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls"
    -sun tzu🥂

    • @erenyayger3840
      @erenyayger3840 2 года назад +23

      "what about women ☕?"-Moon Tzu

    • @3dmachines2h19
      @3dmachines2h19 2 года назад +9

      I regret drinking hot coffee before reading this

    • @Zombie_Candyman
      @Zombie_Candyman 2 года назад +4

      @@erenyayger3840 a woman can get itchy down there too

    • @Vampire00971
      @Vampire00971 2 года назад +6

      @@erenyayger3840 we don't even have pockets

    • @imapsychologymajor0291
      @imapsychologymajor0291 2 года назад +2

      @@erenyayger3840 Women don't have pockets.

  • @Richard030
    @Richard030 2 года назад +589

    "If your sacrifice enough pieces, then you can make up rules"
    -Sun Tzu

  • @Joel-rx4zb
    @Joel-rx4zb 2 года назад +625

    "I'm gonna sue you all for piracy and leaking my stuff!"
    -Sun tzu (The art of litigation)

    • @theinsanitypoint749
      @theinsanitypoint749 2 года назад +4

      I am real Sun Tzu yes I'm the real Sun Tzu all you Sun Tzu are just imitating so won't the real Sun Tzu please stand up.

    • @jordanlundberg6352
      @jordanlundberg6352 2 года назад +2

      Copyright laws expire 50 years after death, it then goes into the public domain

    • @keighne7650
      @keighne7650 2 года назад +2

      Wouldn't that be Tzuz Yu

  • @X_GOD-nd77pe
    @X_GOD-nd77pe 3 месяца назад

    BRO TOOK IT SERIOUSLY

  • @tobiggs1550
    @tobiggs1550 2 года назад +520

    "it's 2022 you guys need to stop quoting me"
    -Sun Tzu

  • @akallstar5
    @akallstar5 2 года назад +659

    “Hey I have quotes too!”
    -Niccolo Machiavelli

  • @Ewalker26
    @Ewalker26 Год назад +1701

    Pov: You’re scrolling through the comments trying to find a comment that isn't a quote

    • @Crap_A.I_bird
      @Crap_A.I_bird Год назад +39

      "Yeah it took me awhile to find this comment"
      -me

    • @yeeterr
      @yeeterr Год назад +6

      i js realised he had 2 kings, couldve used them to cancel the potential king 😔 also didnt know you could use the king to cancel consecutively lol

    • @Chillago
      @Chillago Год назад +2

      😐

    • @Ewalker26
      @Ewalker26 Год назад +1

      @@Chillago 👽

    • @redamorrian171
      @redamorrian171 Год назад

      fr 😁

  • @juicedmaster
    @juicedmaster 5 месяцев назад +1

    What's this game called?

  • @anakingroundwalker5260
    @anakingroundwalker5260 2 года назад +719

    "Who the fuck is Sun tzu?"
    -Sun tzu

    • @safeerz2312
      @safeerz2312 2 года назад +6

      😂

    • @theinsanitypoint749
      @theinsanitypoint749 2 года назад +7

      I am real Sun Tzu yes I'm the real Sun Tzu all you Sun Tzu are just imitating so won't the real Sun Tzu please stand up.

    • @aspect7998
      @aspect7998 2 года назад

      💀💀

    • @IzukuXDLMAO
      @IzukuXDLMAO 2 года назад +1

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jamesmayle3787
      @jamesmayle3787 2 года назад +2

      The Bible is truth. Please read at least three books, Genesis Mathew and one you chose yourself. As you do practice forgiveness. It’s the important step a lot of people miss that makes everything click. You have to clean the inside of the vessel. Forgiveness heals a part of our souls that keep us blind to the spiritual realm. Please, pray to Jesus Christ, break down the walls you’ve built up between you, and ask for forgiveness. It is all true. Putting Jesus Christ’s lessons into action in your life is the key. Forgive others. That’s where it starts. Parents are easiest, they’ve loved you. Start there.

  • @wangfire912
    @wangfire912 Год назад +3476

    "that's not how you play checkers." Sun tzu, Art of Confusion

    • @ssk2319
      @ssk2319 Год назад +36

      Isn't it like Turkish checkers or something

    • @wangfire912
      @wangfire912 Год назад +71

      @@ssk2319 I'm not Turkish, idk

    • @teo.took.40.benadryl
      @teo.took.40.benadryl Год назад +67

      ​@@ssk2319 sun tzu isnt turkish so he wouldnt know

    • @justahumann810
      @justahumann810 Год назад +38

      I think this game is called Go. Which is the oldest table game in the world and also the elective course with capacity 30 in my College which i couldn’t manage to choose it before others.

    • @wangfire912
      @wangfire912 Год назад +2

      @@justahumann810 I guess you learn something new everyday.

  • @bobody8666
    @bobody8666 2 года назад +769

    “yo who got you smiling like that?”
    -sun tzu

  • @heppecogheron6016
    @heppecogheron6016 6 месяцев назад +1

    "Can yall shut the hell up"
    -Sun Tzu, Art of war

  • @iamv1ce
    @iamv1ce 11 месяцев назад +3709

    "Stop quoting me i died 2500 years ago"
    -Sun Tzu, Art of War

    • @hb7208
      @hb7208 11 месяцев назад +16

      😂😂😂

    • @HiroX24
      @HiroX24 11 месяцев назад +9

      😂😂😂😂😊

    • @SunTzu544
      @SunTzu544 11 месяцев назад +60

      Nah I’m still here they don’t know me son

    • @hamidmohamed4031
      @hamidmohamed4031 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@SunTzu544 sun tzu?

    • @SunTzu544
      @SunTzu544 11 месяцев назад +16

      @@hamidmohamed4031 that’s me

  • @gowthamkrishna725
    @gowthamkrishna725 Год назад +1089

    "Why are you spamming my name on random quotes"
    -Sun Tzu (Art of war)

  • @muppet6303
    @muppet6303 Год назад +1561

    “How the hell did he just do that”
    -Sun Tzu

  • @vineetkumarchoudhary20
    @vineetkumarchoudhary20 6 месяцев назад +1

    Which kinda sport/game is this? Based on what I have observed from this gameplay, u cannot cut coins in your line of sight if the coins are arranged consecutively, i.e., no gap between the two coins?? I m not telling u guys.... I m asking if this is correct

  • @taryth.
    @taryth. 2 года назад +628

    "everything can be a sun tzu quote"
    -sun tzu

    • @kaithepotato6040
      @kaithepotato6040 2 года назад +2

      Is that a Sun Tzu reference?!?!?!?!??!?

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад

      E‎‎

    • @drext.1641
      @drext.1641 2 года назад

      That one thomas shelby quote on top comments: pathetic

  • @shrithasheshigari380
    @shrithasheshigari380 Год назад +1923

    “Trying to find a comment with no sun tzu in it”
    -sun tzu

  • @okayokay9569
    @okayokay9569 2 года назад +2405

    “Still haven’t found a comment without sun tzu in it?”
    -Sun tzu, the art of comment quotes.

    • @cole7463
      @cole7463 2 года назад

      Screw you, I have.

    • @taikisaruwatari5148
      @taikisaruwatari5148 2 года назад +21

      "There is never too much Sun Tzu quotes"
      -Sun Tzu, The Art of Comment Quotes Vol.2

    • @JosephelLeon
      @JosephelLeon 2 года назад +4

      Best comment.

    • @iknowyouknowleeknow5305
      @iknowyouknowleeknow5305 2 года назад +6

      "You should see the comment above yours"
      -Sun tzu the art of comment quotes

    • @OceanDestiny-15
      @OceanDestiny-15 2 года назад +1

      I have the powah to change yo likes from 999 to 1k😎

  • @GZlin-rh3yy
    @GZlin-rh3yy 6 месяцев назад +1

    This person is not failing and is a taking a favourable position.

  • @joragoon8587
    @joragoon8587 2 года назад +571

    When the anime protagonist remembers his backstory:

    • @marisolamador8850
      @marisolamador8850 2 года назад +1

      😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😤😤😤😤😤😠😠😠🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😈😈😈👿👿💀💀☠💀☠😾😾😾💔👊🖕

    • @Mona72498
      @Mona72498 2 года назад +2

      Faxx😂

  • @blackgoku1973
    @blackgoku1973 Год назад +471

    "Remember, switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @Mrkittkitten123
      @Mrkittkitten123 Год назад +1

      ITS NOT

    • @Dino-god69
      @Dino-god69 Год назад +1

      @@Mrkittkitten123 actually for most guns, it is faster than reloading

    • @Z4ven
      @Z4ven Год назад

      @@Mrkittkitten123 it is

    • @racebase9146
      @racebase9146 Год назад

      “SWITCH TO YOUR OTHER WEAPON, IT’S FASTER THAN RELOADING!”
      -Sun Tzu while I’m grinding for a new PB

  • @Ixfnia
    @Ixfnia 2 года назад +637

    “How far did you scroll to get to this”
    -Sun Tzu

    • @yeetusmccheesey
      @yeetusmccheesey 2 года назад +11

      "Too damn far. Too many quotes. Too much art."
      -Sun Tzu

    • @unknown_rblx2670
      @unknown_rblx2670 2 года назад +7

      Not too far
      -Sun Tzu

    • @squarebreads
      @squarebreads 2 года назад +6

      "not much"
      son tzoo

    • @Slymation
      @Slymation 2 года назад +5

      “Like three comments bro”
      -Me

    • @voiden943
      @voiden943 2 года назад +3

      once
      -sun tzu

  • @MohamedAhmed-f6x6n
    @MohamedAhmed-f6x6n 2 дня назад

    What is this game called? Is it available on app store?

  • @olekmasidnoz9182
    @olekmasidnoz9182 2 года назад +26498

    "The truth is that many quotes found on the internet are false"
    Sun tzu

    • @fer022097
      @fer022097 2 года назад +151

      Well the truth is that a quote is only a philosophy, or something anyone person has said.

    • @paulsimpson6290
      @paulsimpson6290 2 года назад +47

      I believe it was Abraham Lincoln who said that...

    • @theotherguy5304
      @theotherguy5304 2 года назад +11

      Preach it. Majority of these made-up quotes are just stating the everyday obvious in random situations. It's all bs.

    • @renomiz2373
      @renomiz2373 2 года назад +16

      @@fer022097 "The fish is talking but is he saying anything? No, not really." - Elvis

    • @alltheworldsastage4785
      @alltheworldsastage4785 2 года назад +2

      Lmao.

  • @mrfactishereyt9639
    @mrfactishereyt9639 2 года назад +1516

    “Why is the whole comment section full of my quotes.”
    - sun tzu

  • @Mr.NeonTheGamer
    @Mr.NeonTheGamer 2 года назад +704

    "Not gonna lie, there's a lot of great quotes I can steal."
    -Sun Tzu

    • @marvinbonilla3660
      @marvinbonilla3660 2 года назад +3

      Tell me, I’m looking for one for my senior quote

  • @The.Weekly.Rewind
    @The.Weekly.Rewind 3 месяца назад +1

    Is this checkers?

  • @wettpoo7088
    @wettpoo7088 Год назад +938

    “I’m bricked up rn” -sun tzu

    • @brandorios5989
      @brandorios5989 Год назад +8

      "I'm zan'd the fuck out, laid across the couch"
      🛋️ 😳- sun tzu probably

    • @Swoob.
      @Swoob. Год назад +6

      Wtf

    • @coughingcat7397
      @coughingcat7397 Год назад

      “I’m over here strokin my dick I got lotion on my dick.” - Sun Tzu

    • @Joe-vr5dh
      @Joe-vr5dh Год назад +3

      Sun tzu has some unspoken rizz bro fr

  • @Nolansgurl
    @Nolansgurl 2 года назад +596

    “Why am I being brought up so much in these comments”
    -Sun Tzu art of quotes

  • @chairsfriend902
    @chairsfriend902 2 года назад +1051

    "I might not say all of the quotes written here but all of this can count as one of my shower thoughts"
    -Sun Tzu

  • @VINTENZEN123
    @VINTENZEN123 5 месяцев назад +1

    What is this game name?

  • @surcettinr2600
    @surcettinr2600 2 года назад +1207

    "When you stop playing by the rules, the rules stop playing by you" -Sun Tzu Junior

  • @Content_Creator10
    @Content_Creator10 2 года назад +629

    "Why is everyone using my name?"
    - Irritated Sun Tzu

    • @Marcel0Vids
      @Marcel0Vids 2 года назад +2

      Bro💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Iluvbreathing
    @Iluvbreathing 2 года назад +289

    “ hey stop trying to quote everything I say”
    -Sun Tzu

  • @shadeyreign
    @shadeyreign 5 месяцев назад +1

    What game is that?