@@meganbarber3599 no, women just don't do it enough but we are more forgiving to your shortcomings than women are to men's. So you don't hear how we really feel.
Yeah but no women wants to take care of a man lol, you can feel that way all you want that’s fine but at the end of the day NO woman will ever want to be your provider, and as soon as you tell any female that they will lose attraction to you almost immediately. So mine as well man-up and figure out how to be happy as a provider, or just stay single 🤷♂️ or be gay I guess. Sucks but it’s how the world works
I used to take very well care of people a decade ago. They came to me with secrets, they came to me with problems, and overall I felt I was a helpful and kind person towards other people. All though a bit weird personality, I always meant well. Heck. I even found a wife to one buddy, and a girlfriend to another one (they got a kid, but split later). Now, I won't say people aren't there for me, but, I kinda feel it's mostly the family, simply because we are family. It's been a long time since somebody did something surprisingly positive for me, and I crave to have just a period where everything is just great again. OR YEARS, or till im dead.
"I will give you a new Lexus and more than what you make as a comedian" If he's only willing to give him a new Lexus, then I highly doubt he'd give him more than what he makes as a comedian lol Edit: Obviously I've offended some diehard Lexus fans in this video
@@one_slow_b0at Bruh, I know Lexus cars are expensive. But they are not "Bugatti" or "Ferrari" expensive. If whoever was offering Gabriel more money than what he makes as a comedian, they should've offered him a better car lol
Dude, you have a garage full of VW busses. Old cars are never worth what new cars sell for, but together, they are worth more than one Lexus. (For those who want to argue, a 1935 Rolls is about 35k CAN, because maintenance costs will shrink it's market size and therefore it's value)
"Finally, somebody wants to take care of me." That's not how that works. In a relationship, the man should want to be selfless and take care of the 2 most important people in his life.
No, both partners should take care of each other in said partners’ preferred way. Most men don’t like being babied, but they still like to be supported and desired,. Your way and his way are why relationships don’t last.
@@MinToni90 I've always believed that Gabriel's now ex-girlfriend's heart was never truly in it. Hearing the stories he told made me think that it was already a corrupted relationship very early on.
To this day, I still wonder what that guy is up to nowadays
moving to san antonio texas
I heard he got a new Lexus...
😂@@DocJamesH
The guy was probably Joel Kats or Mike Greene or Neil Portnow 😬
I found his instagram and apparently he got killed in a car crash
"I was never more disgusted and offended" - wait a sec... "at the fact that I was not gay" - ohh 😂
Poor fluffy, you almost had it made 😂.
lol.
Well now that fluffy is single... Maybe he can see if that guy is still available? 👀
I don’t think he is
Is he???
He has a wife and child
@@BobbyPickle-pj2crhe got divorced if i recall correctly. He talks about it in his last special.
@@BobbyPickle-pj2crhe h a d a wife, still has a kid but he's an adult now. I think he might have a new girlfriend though?
All men want that feeling. Finally. Finally someone wants to take care of me.
Really? So many men find that emasculating.
@@meganbarber3599 no, women just don't do it enough but we are more forgiving to your shortcomings than women are to men's. So you don't hear how we really feel.
Yeah but no women wants to take care of a man lol, you can feel that way all you want that’s fine but at the end of the day NO woman will ever want to be your provider, and as soon as you tell any female that they will lose attraction to you almost immediately.
So mine as well man-up and figure out how to be happy as a provider, or just stay single 🤷♂️ or be gay I guess. Sucks but it’s how the world works
Hey... certain ladies want that kind of caring too.
But agree on that part.
Someone really offering to care for you at no charge or cost.
@@turkturkleton2671 I don't know a single man who wants to be a kept man. Usually they want to work and provide.
“I LOVE YOU FLUFFY!!!”
“You got a Lexus?”
"Don't ask how."
“I still have the number.”
I used to take very well care of people a decade ago. They came to me with secrets, they came to me with problems, and overall I felt I was a helpful and kind person towards other people. All though a bit weird personality, I always meant well.
Heck. I even found a wife to one buddy, and a girlfriend to another one (they got a kid, but split later). Now, I won't say people aren't there for me, but, I kinda feel it's mostly the family, simply because we are family.
It's been a long time since somebody did something surprisingly positive for me, and I crave to have just a period where everything is just great again. OR YEARS, or till im dead.
Not only do I want to know what happened to Mr. Lexus but I want to know WHO Mr. Lexus is
Bro found his sugar daddy
But Fluffy have type 2 diabetes. I think he did the right thing, but a lexus is a lexus
@@alessiofrigerio833 😂
Gabriel got" propositioned."
The leave with me got me to my soul
0:30
Had us in the first half not gonna lie.
The Lexus is still on the table.
" Fluffy " you are funny but I wouldn't sleep with you and I don't have a Lexus to offer you but you do Crack me up ❤😂❤
This guy is so good! We love you man!
same thing happend to me, except it was a new Corvette.
if You have not watched the " long version " of this one - it's Very Good !
You should Watch it.
This is fun af😂😂😂
One of the best jokes ever
.. I’d have taken the deal man
😅 man i wish i were cuz that sound aweso i take care of my family since i was nine years old
FLUFFY I SHOWED UP TO UR SHOWS ON THE 3RD BECAUSE MAY 5TH WAS IS BIRTHDAY 😌😌😌
Fluffy knows whats up Drizzle Drizzle.
"I will give you a new Lexus and more than what you make as a comedian"
If he's only willing to give him a new Lexus, then I highly doubt he'd give him more than what he makes as a comedian lol
Edit: Obviously I've offended some diehard Lexus fans in this video
Where I come from a Lexus is nice as hell
I need to hang out with you if people just be offering rarris as a normal thing.
Some new Lexus go well over 100k tf you on about?
@@one_slow_b0at Bruh, I know Lexus cars are expensive. But they are not "Bugatti" or "Ferrari" expensive. If whoever was offering Gabriel more money than what he makes as a comedian, they should've offered him a better car lol
@@kylewilliams8028So if someone offered you free lexus you would ask for a bugatti? I call BS
Tell him I'll take the lexus and the allowance , 😆 🤣 😂
Dude, you have a garage full of VW busses. Old cars are never worth what new cars sell for, but together, they are worth more than one Lexus. (For those who want to argue, a 1935 Rolls is about 35k CAN, because maintenance costs will shrink it's market size and therefore it's value)
fluffy I like your stand-up comedy and I also liked it when you played on magic the movie ❤
If he is still ready for you by the time you retire from comedy... It's time for you to be happy and cared for.
GO FOR IT!!
You are 😅so funny 😆 and I love your work.❤
You are adorable Gabriel Iglesias.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Muchos amigos!!!!!
I saw a Lexus SUV at one of the local grocery stores. That SUV reminded me of this story.
Man. If I got that offer I'd be fdau in a hot second. And I'm not even a bottom 😂
"Cause finally" i so felt that for you Fluffy! 🥹🥺
Did you accept it now after the divorce?
Incredible dude.
Legendary story 😂
He could have pretended to be gay just to get the Lexus.
It ain’t worth it!!!😂😂😂
Dude. Considering what that guy was offering him, I would have definitely switched teams, if you know what I mean. 😏
Fluffy, you deserve a Pagani or a Maserati Cielo Spyder or an MC 12.❤🎉 Love you.
Fluffy will be taken care of 😏
Comon give him a chocolate cake
Ay man, they say 20 bucks is 20 bucks, shit a lexus is a lexus
He could buy himself a Lexus but he's a Volkswagen afficionado so 🤷♂️
Leave with me 😮😂
After this I bet companies who wanted to colab with fluffy offered him a Lexus
Awww, Fuffy u blew it. Think of all u could of had.
I don't know batman was gay, he have the money and the voice too 😹
Fluffy was almost diddied
Awe...
Also, the Lexus comes with a stick
39 seconds ago!?!??!! Crazy
😂😂
You dont pay your people enough to buy you a Lexus 😉
❤🎉⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🎼🎶🎵
Is this the guy from modern family?
It feels good!
Bro I would too 😂😂😂😂
I still wonder how he got his Lexus
I would take care of him😅
Gay men treat men 100x better than women could ever hope too
kool
Lol 😅😂
I LOVE YOU FLUFFY !!!!
O.o
❤❤❤FLUFFY❤❤❤
😂😂😂😂😂
I would leave with him on the spot.
it was Pdiddy wasn't it
You thought about it 😂
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Yoooo first
diddy activities
ur my new dad
Eer
This is so sad 😂
I mean hey he’s single now so maybe 👀
Going to see you tonight
At the fact that i *WAS* not gay
I would of said yes and pretended to be gay
"Finally, somebody wants to take care of me." That's not how that works. In a relationship, the man should want to be selfless and take care of the 2 most important people in his life.
No, both partners should take care of each other in said partners’ preferred way. Most men don’t like being babied, but they still like to be supported and desired,. Your way and his way are why relationships don’t last.
@@MinToni90 I've always believed that Gabriel's now ex-girlfriend's heart was never truly in it. Hearing the stories he told made me think that it was already a corrupted relationship very early on.
Zero funny
Urgh 🤮
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