When Germans go on Vacation
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- Опубликовано: 20 мар 2024
- Real life footage of an average German abroad. No one enjoys a good vacation like a German
Most parts were filmed in the city of the future of PARQ: parqubud.com
#germany #german #vacation 
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20 years ago in one small hotel in Crete, the whole german group went on a whole day trip and yet they still put their towels on all the sunbeds! So what did we (slovaks and czechs) do? We didn't agree with another german occupation, so we took their towels and threw them on a nearby wall.
Very courageous…
I wonder what the 'reprisals' were... 🫣
A group of Britis in Spain rearranged the sunbeds with towels on them to form the Nazi symbol.
@@CA999none, they didn't dare to do it again
Did they invade you afterwards? 😂
Germans want to get away from their cold winter weather and experience a more relaxing lifestyle, but after a while all those things about Germany, like the cleanliness, the order, the rules, the structure of life, just brings them back with a renewed appreciation for Deutschland!
Pretty much!
The Brits can be like that too but with less order and cleanliness. Plus, they laugh more, which annoys the German tourists. Brits express most of their emotions with laughter as a displacement activity. Unfortunately, many of the Brits brought Ibiza home with them from the late 80s and behaved like they did there. What went on in Ibiza should stay in Ibiza.
Ditto with the UK music festivals, which is why they need an army of security guards and stewards at each festival to corral them. But security and stewards need to eat and use the toilet and take showers too, so the infrastructure at festivals had to expand to accommodate them.
@@RadicalLiving how would you know? I thought you live in Berlin 😂
compair to Americans ,-- soo much appreciated..❤❤❤
That is why they are world champions in travelling, everyone wants to escape heaven once in a while 🤣
That was your best and most accurate video so far! Still laughing...
oh wow, thanks!^^
lol you guys are rubbing off on me, I complain all the time now! @@RadicalLiving
How do you handle pork cravings?
I am not German. But bread is very important. Yes.
Lucky he did not review the 'beer'!
@@CA999 beer is liquid bread. If they can't bread, I have no illusion.
I live in Bavaria since past 5 years, simple solution is not to have beer anywhere else. You may be lucky and find decent beer but not likely. Saves you a lot of disappointment. Maybe czech republik or belgium, but that's it.
I know theres good and bad bread and I like to eat it, but at the same time it's just flour, and we should be eating less of it
@@lobomalsanoWhy should we be eating less of it?
I loved that you used plenty of german in this video. Makes it 100x funnier. I didn't think I would enjoy such ashort video so much! And dude, what even is Weltschmerz?!? 🤣🤣
Glad you liked it! This is Weltschmerz: 😉 ruclips.net/user/clipUgkxfiJHDt0pkBwqNfh7ikL8TtUypXQTNY_V?si=FTCIBRwvQFI3YPyY
It's like a huge contradiction between reality and expectation
Choose your Action is spot on. Especially Weltschmerz. 😂😂 Such an accurate description of german tourists. Bravo 👏👏👏😂😂😂
“We need to free this country. Get the Panzer. “
Are you sure you’re not American?
I'm an Ausländer living in Germany. I can Vouch that the Germans are more American than the Americans themselves. In our group we call them Proto Americans.. They try to do everything US Daddy tells.. Their whole 21st century Zeitgeist has American influence and nothing German..
Around 30% of Americans claim german heritage... u can tell where they got that from. Not that any other european big power was less greedy in the earlier times...
I was looking for this comment bro
He can't be American. There was no oil or WMD mentioned.
No! They've freed Poland with their panzers in the past. Lol😊
Greetings from Poland! ;) (the missing piece of concrete is already here).
The beach is not like in the pictures 🤣🤣🤣🤣so true. Been there. done that.
The advanced math😂 and the duckfood
This video is just brilliant. I love the bread scene. As a German Weltschmerz hits me when I see Toast every time. Very relateable.
That bread is Danish in origin.
@@lemsip207 Danskjävlar again
@@lemsip207 are you trying to provoke an other war? I guess I can forgive that, because the Danish manufacture remarkeable tablewear without which my gramdmas personallity would not be the same.
@@rasmusbretzinger6539 😂😂😂
That's not bread, that's trash that neither pigs would eat, only USA eat that. 🐖
I'm not from Germany, but my Dad is, and seeing the "Thirty Minutes Early" part was very relatable and all of my German family (myself included) always gets everywhere really early. Great video, as expected from "Radical Living", und Vielen Dank!
1:13 this is what happens when you only apply sunscreen to your nose 😂😂😂
he was as red as red could be!
"Choose your action" segments had me rolling 😂
That "blitzkrieg" got me🤣 **insert the 'Aw shit, Here we go again' meme here**
As a german I can confirm, especially the duck bread.
As a fellow German I absolute agree on the "duck food" part.
You need to Blitzkrieg in every situation, except when the police is involved. And "accept" or "complain" whenever the police is involved. 😂
The only thing missing... is that all German go to Mallorca on their vacation XD
They seem to be spread out all over Spain in the summer, so if the German economy goes into recession, and much fewer Germans book holidays or go and spend less money, then one holiday resort isn't hit by that. Same with other nationalities such as the Swedes and the Belgians.
The second most beautiful part of Germany is Bavaria, the first is Mallorca 😂
So the tourists I met hiking the PNW must have been Austrians?
The 5 places youre guaranteed to meet germans
1) Paris
2) spain france mediteranian coast
3) indonesia
4) florida&california
5) turkey 😂
@mathewvanostin7118 The UK, Ireland, Belgium, the Netherlands, and Luxembourg as well.
Fun thing about the dragonfruit, it has the least exotic taste of any exotic fruit that I have ever encoubtered. So it is quite suitable for Germans.
Although the different colours available could throw another spanner in the works. Looks great, tastes bland.
The towel one was hilarious 😂😂
Now I finally remember why I subscribed to this channel many years ago, nice)))
The borrowing of scenes from other videos on the channel like the one of him in a tank at the end. The one of Angela Merkel with low cleavage comes up a lot. Where's Olaf Sholz?
Back to the gold old stuff...awesome ✨️
1:15 I hate to admit it but this is what I said when we came into our hotel room in Cyprus😂.
It looked like a very neat and luxurious 4 star hotel on the website and when we got there the rooms had super old squeaky beds and the plaster trickled off the walls.😅
thanks for the gift of laughs! So enjoyable!!
Stressful resting! Nice.
“Nothing is safe from the Poles” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 loooooollll
The Blitzkrieg because of the "Bread" is absolutely nachvollziehbar 😉😁
Deine Videos sind so witzig 🙌 Richtig genial dein Kanal. Danke auch für die coolen Berlin Tipps ✨ Lg aus Österreich 🍸
This is sooooo hilarious! Especially "choose the action" and the concentration problem next to a fountain - so true))) I wonder what is looks like when German goes to a holiday in Germany... Ostsee zum beispiel)))
Bread is important, but beer...worth the blitzkrieg lol
How about pork?
Pork isnt that importend!
@@brunoheggli2888 I love pork
Another great video. Its clear that as a good tourist you have to clean the beach. The advanced math calculation where to place the towel and finally beeing left with the second best solution is genius. Great acting.
The locals and council staff do that every morning on Barry Island. They should arrest more people who drop litter and make them clean the beach instead at 6am.
@@lemsip207It didn't look like he was cleaning up litter, but seaweed or other natural material.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊
Another great skit. Ich bin froh, dass dein Mädel Teil der Videos sein und Spaß haben kann.
War der Sonnenbrand am Strand als teil des Klischees geplant, oder hattest Du den wirklich zugezogen? 😂
I don't think it's real, unless he's so dedicated to his audience that he is willing to suffer for us!
That's video bright my mood. Thanks for such hilarious episodes.
Glad you enjoyed it!
That rant about bread was word for word exactly what my German coworker said when we ate a burger
Absolutely brilliant !! Thanks for the laughs.
Love ur vids couldnt wait for new one
Welcome to Bali :) Such a shame that the beach is quite dirty, but everything else should be great or OK, I hope.
Why Bali? :) Why waste money, you can come to Romanian seaside - I guarantee there is everything in the water, from piss and shit to cigarette buts and hygienic paper, plastic bags, rotten food, fat from sandwiches, used condoms, worn socks and underwear and suffocated algae. I`ve seen it and - my guardian angel maybe pulled me - almost swam through them. If you don`t believe me, please come and see (the seaside may look decent from 5 km away, though :)))).
Hello my favourite youtuber your videos are all ways awesome 👍👍
This was very funny! Thank you!
This channel and the Angry German, the Best. So I'm going to go to Argentina, great food, decent Beer, great weather, best exchange rate, beaches, mountains: Heck I'm moving to Argentina while the United States plunges head first into total civil unrest and darkness
Haha thanks! Have fun!
Your a funny guy. Keep them videos coming 🎉
Thanks! Will do!
Hey congrats on the video! Have missed you
So many points in this video made me crack up laughing 🤣always hilarious 👌🏼
Love your videos to the moon ❤😂😂
Love it! Yes to “bread doctrine”! Yes to “German approach”)). Thumbs up.
Love this. And your talent. 😊😊😊
Thank you! Cheers!
That was fantastic!!
Really enjoyed the video😁
So glad!
Was die Frösche anbelangt, so konnte ich in Kambodscha meine Erfahrungen machen. Alle Frösche eingesammelt und sie in den Teich getan. Eine halbe Stunde später ging es wieder los. With regards to the frogs I did my experiences in Cambodia. Collected all frogs and put them into the pond. Half an hour later it started again 😢
As an ex-USA citizen who moved to Germany 16 years ago....this video is true....unfortunately I also do the same things on vacation and even did it before I moved to Germany.....The younger I was the worse I was in doing it because I somehow thought it was my moral duty.....🤕
Fortunately, I'd say, you got wise with the years.
Hammer Video! Sehr sehr akkurat und wirklich sehr gut und lustig!
This drinking on public is nonsence. You just put any white or braun alcohol to water bottle snd police dont care 😅
😂 on point and sooo true! I ❤ you✌😄❣
i love his commentary on culture it is totally on point.
I didn't expect the ending lol😂
You are just great I had to laugh all the time. Those with this cone was the best to be honest I would also do this.
As a french, i agree so much with the bread part.
*3:03** ---- I was soo focussed all the time. The pea is sprouting out and calling for a warm welcome from me I guess*
“Someone has to do it” .. yes yes yes 🙌🏻
You’re back?!?!😮😮🎉🎉
2:15 that Arnold grunt XD
You forgot to show us your travel set of tools and fix a light switch or the fridge...
So far watching your videos have taught me what to expect when i order toast in Germany. And also from this video i get that Germans are thoughtful of their actions and pro-active problem solvers that believe in standards. More reason i believe i should be a German citizen and apply for the dual...thanks friend.
"Going south to get more relaxed vibes"
"NOT Too RELAXED!"
Love Your videos 💕 Greetings from Poland 😘
Zjebie, on ciśnie bekę z tego że niby kradniemy chociaż mają nasze dzieła sztuki.
Also complain about bread? :D
Nie zrozumiałeś, nie robi beki z kradzieży tylko z tego że w Polsce nic nie jest zrobione jak należy
@@piotrratajczyk3987 co ty piszesz? Przecież to oni mają na ulicach ćpalnie przez nielegalnych imigrantów
@@piotrratajczyk3987 naucz się angielskiego
duck food... I felt that
Man I wish you would do a Germans vacation in Portugal, you would love even though most things will be similar with the Spanish video. Cheers from Portugal
this was TOO GOOD 🤣
Do you casually carry and wave sabers around during vacation? I thought that was only at work.
Nice video, did you film it in Bali?
It looks like!
Gut gemacht🎉
Great work! Däumchen!
Thank you! Cheers!
I do agree- that type of “bread” might as well be dog food. Here in the US that’s all we have😭😭😭
To be fair about raking the beach. I have seen resorts in several places have maintenance personnel clean the beaches from debris.
ridiculous thing is, that very beach had an entrance fee 😆
First american in comment section at 2 in the morning
niceee, now go to sleep!
@@RadicalLivingthanks for the heart babey hahahaha. Also Youre the only german ive heard making blitzkrieg jokes such balls!
hahaha, I love this man!
The man loves you too
I really feel the one with the bread......I mean Toast. It´s Outrageous and insulting calling that slice of wheat bread!!!
And thanks that you reminded me not to drink alcohol in public if I am on vacation. I almost forgot. It is not on my checklist getting arrested in an foreign country.
Muss echt sagen, deine Comedy wird immer besser. Ich vor zwei Jahren 😑. Ich heute 😂.
Freut mich zu hören, danke! 😄
A few years ago I worked for TUI in Bali and the Germans wanted the same room every year in the same hotel. There were signs not to reserve a lounge by putting a towel there but they still did it. Very hard to please the Germans. I am also German but I am not such an extreme person. It’s funny.
As an American, I would move a towel off a lawnchair if the person were gone more than fifteen minutes, and I would loudly complain that the person was a slob to leave laundry anywhere.
Duck food😂 great 👍🏼
Well I’m here and haven’t heard back from you!! Schade!!!! 😞
even though we've not had german subtitle until now, the ending always gotta be something super german, like a tank video and turning facial thumbnail, xd
PSA - Don’t give bread to ducks, it has no nutritional value for them and can harm ducklings growth. 😢
I sooo remember this when I was on holiday inGreece 😂
RUclips when it sees the Iron Cross at the end of the video:
"Choose your action!"
"Demonetize!"
Nooooooooo 😅😭
[Australian] After watching this I am sure I am German. All these actions & reactions make perfect sense. I need to ask my mother some serious questions.
I am an expat living in Thailand. When I parked my car on the street I put reflective triangle out behind it. My German neighbour, who had never talked to me prior, came over and talked to me for hours about my sensible action. 🤣
Very funny video. Can you please transcribe the phrases in German for us learners (or add those to the comments). Thanks!
Have fun in Bali!
This whas werly funny
i like it.
You make me 😂
New word of the day: weltschmerz
Experienced this in Dominican Republic. Threw French and German towels in the laundry cart
Sternabzug
One day I Will meet you 😂
on day i will meet You! 😋
😂❤️
Probably the only youtuber i find entertaining. So many sterotypes have made me smile over the years. Especially being english however i am not typical english. I like to eat local foods, speak to locals, avoid tourists and avoid other brits! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Happy to hear that! 😄
Good to se you again
its ezy to miss you
Rage!....yes!😂😅😂
i have decided to learn weltschmerz because of you but before getting it in googla translate a would like to guess it meaning welt is the world schmerz is like bad so the bad world, after translating it means pain world weird
I think the Dutch are pretty much the same and they would take a suitcase full of Dutch food with them.
You mean bread and cheese 😆