fun fact: in the original game cloud getting picked as Cornero's 'girl' was an optional even that only happened if you got the BEST items for cloud's dress. if you don't you get a boss fight with his cronies instead. but yes even in the original game cloud seems into wearing the dress after a while
Cloud looks amazing in that dress. Also, "The Human Baby" is the perfect name for Don Corneo. And "Aerith, can I check your search history?" Absolutely floored me.
5:56 Fun fact, the voice actress for Aerith, Brianna White, actually gave a bit of insight to why Aerith does… that. She’s actually meant to be imitating Corneo himself mockingly, and it just so happens that Corneo’s laugh just sounds like an asthma attacked riddled horse lol
@@invincibleloonie More like Cloud (and the FF7 cast in general) was cool 27 years ago and then secondary media watered it down until Remake brought it back.
Jeez Aerith hitting em' with the steel chair is my favorite scene of her so far, and the camera shutter going off makes me chuckle every time haha, can't wait for more of this series! Edit: ouch my soul hurts after the last stretch of the video
penny being blown away by the undead being killed by life-giving items is hilarious to me. it's such a final fantasy thing to do. wasn't it 7 or 10 that had a boss that you literally had to hit it with phoenix downs?
It was 10, absolutely ! (it also had this infamous big boss fight where it literally used that tactic against you by zombifying you then healing you.....)
@@ElliotBouriot YES! i wasn't sure if that was a seymour fight or not but now that you mention it i remember having to grind lulu to get bio. such a good game, no idea how i beat it as a kid
@@SmokeyEditsi forget if it was a late seymour fight or the yunalesca fight, but i always appreciated how the dungeon leading up to it gradually introduced and then ramped up the concentration of zombie enemies to get you ready for the boss' gimmick
I know there’s a theory saying that Aerith remembers the original FF7 and that this is a rerun timeline, but even so she’s sooooo mysterious. I’m in love with her gender
I'm glad we can all agree that the black lace dress with the corset and the sweetheart neckline is the best dress for Cloud. He's rocking it, and the other dresses aren't even close to matching his body shape or his personality.
@@liaminator4950 The lighter one is too girly, and the other choice ain't bad but its a bit plain. Black lace is more distinguished, perfect for our favorite emo twink.
Same! She also referenced the same line in one of the Spidey-thon VODS. Also, this just made me imagine a Penny cover of NPMD (the song), and I can’t stop thinking about it.
I still feel weird about how when I first heard Remake Corneo, I spent ten minutes scared to look up his VA 'cause part of me SWORE it was Mark Hamill.
In this episode we had the human baby, the jhosts and the joblins, YURI and Penny Food Reviews! (This was a wild episode of Penny's FF7 Remake let's play highlight series and can't wait to see it till the end!)
I always wondered why there was so much *interesting* fanart of cloud in dresses. I just thought it was the internet being the internet but its even funnier now
Now, the original game is almost 30 years old now (Yes, I KNOW, I made myself feel old typing that too,) so Aerith/Tifa shipping must have been going on for a while. But this remake, especially this section here, REALLY makes it into a thing.
I played FF7 as a kid & I was OBSESSED about Aerith and Tifa's relationship. Even though I didn't really understand it back then, they were my first wlw ship (and made me lesbian lol). Also always loved them both with Cloud & so happy this game is delivering us both the polycule and the Yuri aspect of them even more than original game.
Can we take a moment to appreciate how Square made Don Corneo somehow even more revolting and disgusting than the original game! Between him and Hojo, they have become masters at making absolutely horrible scumbags!
more power to you restarting for the best cloud dress, that's the one i got in the replay i'm going through. got the white dress last time, but i wanted to see sam's sidequests this time and the blue dress really looks way better on him. accidentally gave tifa and aerith all the same dresses, because i messed up tifa's question and there's no world where i wasn't going to do every sidequest.
will say, though: referring to “Come Out, Henry!” as ‘the Cask of Amontillado one’ is kind of brilliant. I mean, he does get out eventually, but still. Kudos.
Knowing what I now know about Remake and Rebirth: holy fucking shit it's not even subtle if you know the full picture, everything with Aeirth is so incredibly telling but without the full context you really have NO IDEA why things are the way they are. Looking back on it now is INCREDIBLE, I can't believe they pulled this off.
I wish there was a way to accurately describe the heart attack I had when Penny brought up Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, as that's one of my current hyperfixations
I have discovered that you can make a drinking game out of these videos. If penny says "silly boots" "little bear" or "Hello?!" It's a sip. If she cackles like a mad woman, Take a sip. If it's a result of Tifa or Aerith being amazing (and penny is simping) take 2. If she takes a screen shot, sip. If it succeeds at getting aerith or tifa (whomever is the intended target) take 2. If it's both or tifa (her preferred romance, I can relate penny) take 3. I'm blitzed and this was great.
Penny doesn't actually play the game or control the characters, she just controls the camera. She's the Lakitu of FFVII because she only focuses on what really matters, women and badassery, women being more important. Oh, Cloud just one hit a scorpion? Wish I could've seen it but Tifa and Aerith just made eye contact for 0.2 seconds and Penny had to take pictures. /lighthearted
On the one hand, this makes me want to play through the series myself. But I'm not getting a PS5 anytime soon, so I'd have to avoid spoilers on FFVIIR parts 2 & 3 until they come out on Steam in who knows how long. And I can't even get the first one now anyways. Pain
i have never played this game and probably never will. literally the only experience i have with it is my friend streaming the first hour or so, and this edited playthrough. so can someone tell me why it is making me so sad. please.
If for some insane reason I wasn't subbed to you, I would've done so after the yummy snacks intervention. Not nearly enough youtubers have a break like that
I do find that this game really had an issue impressing onto the player how and when to use magic (aswell as the utility of precasting the lower tiers of magic). Bosses that gave me trouble on my first playthough I actually handled better on hard because that mode FORCES you to use your mp effectively (Namely Hell House, I did not understand how to play Aerith at all my first time, I thought she was slow and awkward, and that fight right after the elevator was hell)
Aerith when small children cry around her:
“PSYCHIC ATTACK”
The one youtube shorts guy was so right when he said that Cloud was every lesbian’s precious son.
fun fact: in the original game cloud getting picked as Cornero's 'girl' was an optional even that only happened if you got the BEST items for cloud's dress. if you don't you get a boss fight with his cronies instead.
but yes even in the original game cloud seems into wearing the dress after a while
I mean, look at him. He slays the fuck out of the dress.
I CANT BELIEVE I GOT IT
@@NightZoneDE "Nailed it, I know. Thank you. Moving on."
I still can't get over some describing Cait Sith as "I can't believe they had Tom and Jerry witness 9/11."
Cloud looks amazing in that dress. Also, "The Human Baby" is the perfect name for Don Corneo. And "Aerith, can I check your search history?" Absolutely floored me.
I respect the ambition of this comment
@@2ethefirst318 so do I!
This comment is a revelation for me because I thought and automatically agreed that "The Human Baby" was referring to Cloud
@@DonaldBunker-yn2yc ahem... It's the Amazing Baby 😂😂😂
5:56 Fun fact, the voice actress for Aerith, Brianna White, actually gave a bit of insight to why Aerith does… that. She’s actually meant to be imitating Corneo himself mockingly, and it just so happens that Corneo’s laugh just sounds like an asthma attacked riddled horse lol
Is it Tifa? I bet it’s Tifa.
HE KNOWS!!!
to quote Aleks Le: "LESBIAN SEX!"
@@Delta21OnYT🎸🎸🎸🎸
Women!!!
Sky Pirate Girlfriends be like
Aerith's goofy little smile as she hits a creep with a metal chair is everything
enjoying the running gag of penny furiously mashing screenshot when a woman is on screen
(Penny with clown makeup in the colors of lesbian pride)
_"But there is no punchline... It's not a gag."_
It’s not even a gag, she’s just doing it for herself…
Your dedication with getting the dress is unmatched
Cloud absolutely slays in that dress! His drip is on point!!😂😂
"Today's bride-to-be is the big-boned girl!"
He has no idea how correct that is.
We love our big boned girls
we don't know if it's big
@@duncanurquhart5278 it's where all the muscle mass wound up
@@SketchyCosmos it's time for them to stop cultivating and start harvesting!
5:55 Aerith is impersonating Corneo's laugh here. I didn't get it until someone told me 😂
i always thought it was just a weird shudder
"spill the beans" "or i'll cut em off" WHAT IS IT WITH CLOUD AND HAVING BANGER LINES IVE NEVER INTERACTED WITH FF BEFORE
These lines were in the original game back in 1997, Cloud’s been cool for 27 years
@@invincibleloonie Don't.....don't ever say that again. 27 years....
@@invincibleloonie More like Cloud (and the FF7 cast in general) was cool 27 years ago and then secondary media watered it down until Remake brought it back.
Jeez Aerith hitting em' with the steel chair is my favorite scene of her so far, and the camera shutter going off makes me chuckle every time haha, can't wait for more of this series!
Edit: ouch my soul hurts after the last stretch of the video
penny being blown away by the undead being killed by life-giving items is hilarious to me. it's such a final fantasy thing to do. wasn't it 7 or 10 that had a boss that you literally had to hit it with phoenix downs?
It was 10, absolutely ! (it also had this infamous big boss fight where it literally used that tactic against you by zombifying you then healing you.....)
@@ElliotBouriot YES! i wasn't sure if that was a seymour fight or not but now that you mention it i remember having to grind lulu to get bio. such a good game, no idea how i beat it as a kid
6 has Deathgaze
@@ElliotBouriot don't forget the unskippable 2 minute long cutscene beforehand...
@@SmokeyEditsi forget if it was a late seymour fight or the yunalesca fight, but i always appreciated how the dungeon leading up to it gradually introduced and then ramped up the concentration of zombie enemies to get you ready for the boss' gimmick
I know nothing about FF7 except vague knowledge I've absorbed from my friend and Powerwash Sim, but Penny's Cloud voice literally gets me every time.
Penny is so real for going back and getting the good dress.
27:15 the subtitles for this referring to the ghost as "Motherfucker" are so good
"As Motherfucker" got me good too. Great work to whoever subtitled it.
" can't believe it, I was featured in yuri!" LMAO
I am glad you got Cloud in the good dress! He looks gorgeus.
I know there’s a theory saying that Aerith remembers the original FF7 and that this is a rerun timeline, but even so she’s sooooo mysterious. I’m in love with her gender
Her gender? She's a cis woman, right?
@@amanwithnoname-ds6ep negative bit integer overflow
@@quantumblur_3145 what did i say since my reply has disappeared
@@amanwithnoname-ds6ep "what gender? she's a cis woman?" or smth
@@quantumblur_3145 ahh okay thank you
I'm glad we can all agree that the black lace dress with the corset and the sweetheart neckline is the best dress for Cloud. He's rocking it, and the other dresses aren't even close to matching his body shape or his personality.
I'm jealous of his drip! He wears it very well 😂
I think the lighter one is super cute but that might be my taste kicking in
@@liaminator4950 The lighter one is too girly, and the other choice ain't bad but its a bit plain. Black lace is more distinguished, perfect for our favorite emo twink.
Penny referencing The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals at 8:05 made me really happy, i love Team Starkid
Same! She also referenced the same line in one of the Spidey-thon VODS. Also, this just made me imagine a Penny cover of NPMD (the song), and I can’t stop thinking about it.
me too!! my jaw dropped
The CloudTifaAerith polycule is the canon ship of FF7R and you cannot convince me otherwise.
I love how "the human baby" sounds like a label of some kind of scientific diagram. really good bit LMAO
I still feel weird about how when I first heard Remake Corneo, I spent ten minutes scared to look up his VA 'cause part of me SWORE it was Mark Hamill.
Ok i was thinking that too though but also why were you scared to find out it was Mark Hamill? Hahaha
oh i definitely thought that when he first appeared in a trailer
@@bustedkeaton I wanted to figure it out for myself. Like I said, weird. I dunno why it was so unnerving.
I thought it was Jim Cummins
I love the idea of Aerith reciting the entirety of the Hbomb Roblox Oof sound video essay
Being able to recite an entire 2 hours long video is no easy feat. I would hope her mother is very proud
In this episode we had the human baby, the jhosts and the joblins, YURI and Penny Food Reviews! (This was a wild episode of Penny's FF7 Remake let's play highlight series and can't wait to see it till the end!)
I always wondered why there was so much *interesting* fanart of cloud in dresses. I just thought it was the internet being the internet but its even funnier now
Now, the original game is almost 30 years old now (Yes, I KNOW, I made myself feel old typing that too,) so Aerith/Tifa shipping must have been going on for a while. But this remake, especially this section here, REALLY makes it into a thing.
I played FF7 as a kid & I was OBSESSED about Aerith and Tifa's relationship. Even though I didn't really understand it back then, they were my first wlw ship (and made me lesbian lol).
Also always loved them both with Cloud & so happy this game is delivering us both the polycule and the Yuri aspect of them even more than original game.
The Human Baby
The HB in HBMaster stands for Human Baby
@@yeszoplusfriends
Man, I love watching my favourite RUclipsr: Human Baby Omberguy
it's kinda wild how much gets edited through, huge props for Ellie
Can we take a moment to appreciate how Square made Don Corneo somehow even more revolting and disgusting than the original game! Between him and Hojo, they have become masters at making absolutely horrible scumbags!
Can we also take a moment to just appreciate cloud's drip? He slays in that dress!
Okay, I love how sleezy they made Don Corneo.
Yo thanks so much for adding accurate subtitles, and adding context (reading chat, as Cloud etc) not many creators do it, you’re a champ lol
10:54 I got 2 orbs of gravity after I started HRT 😏
When I started HRT my orbs got *less* gravity.
cloud tifa and aerith should get into a polycule or something honestly
0:20 that's not Cloud, her name is Rain
14:39 20th time stream had me saying “OUR boyfriend”
more power to you restarting for the best cloud dress, that's the one i got in the replay i'm going through. got the white dress last time, but i wanted to see sam's sidequests this time and the blue dress really looks way better on him. accidentally gave tifa and aerith all the same dresses, because i messed up tifa's question and there's no world where i wasn't going to do every sidequest.
37:50
"Wow what a great video I can't wait to see more-"
*small Tifa runs across the screen*
"Did you guys see that"
Every time penny encounters sewer infrastructure its always funny. Sluice gate, valve, etc
Valve??
fecal funny
8:20 Penny always knows how to give us "A Show Stopping Number! A real show stopper! An audience to rule them aaaaaaaalllll!"
1:28
This made me laugh for 3 minutes straight
Tifa: "The train graveyard is haunted..."
me: Yep, she's seen *the episode* of Thomas the Tank Engine as a kid. No doubt about it.
The Cask of Amontillado one?
What? No. “Come Out, Henry!” doesn’t even have a scrapyard.
@Ultrawup is probably referring to “Percy’s Ghostly Trick”, or maybe “Scaredy Engines”.
will say, though: referring to “Come Out, Henry!” as ‘the Cask of Amontillado one’ is kind of brilliant. I mean, he does get out eventually, but still. Kudos.
24:37 me when I hear Johnny speak
Test?
8:56 i love when i can tell exactly what pennys gonna say next and i can say it at the same time as her
These videos are literally my oxygen I am literally dead without them
8:11 *hears Penny talking about StarKid and starts singing "Show Stoppin Number" from TGWDLM*
I love StarKid a lot, I just wanted to say that
I would do anything to hear Penny cover “Show Stoppin’ Number” from TGWDLM. Or anything else Starkid.
Aerith is a yuri icon 😔
The kid ghosts in the train graveyard and the whole plate fall sequence had me crying and I’m not even playing and already know what happens 💀
shoutout elli for director wiggly
0:12 optimal outfit strats, the run is saved
She final on my fantasy till i cloud
1:00
Strawberry? No.
Blueberry? No.
Thunderhead? YES!
"Now what's YOUR name?"
"...Thunderhead?"
"..."
"..."
"I HAVE MADE MY DECISION"
I can't believe it... I was featured in yuri! -Cloud Strife
Im so happy the candy review was kept in 😭
Knowing what I now know about Remake and Rebirth: holy fucking shit it's not even subtle if you know the full picture, everything with Aeirth is so incredibly telling but without the full context you really have NO IDEA why things are the way they are. Looking back on it now is INCREDIBLE, I can't believe they pulled this off.
I remember when watching my partner play this for the first time I was like "Oh man, what if Jessie's mom found out her daughter died.
...
...
Wait-"
i genuinely know absolutely zero things about final fantasy but ive been loving watching this little series
Ough the "it's not polite to stare you know" delivery killed me 😭
Was NOT expecting to become part of the Wedge fanclub today. That scene literally had me jumping up and down like a little kid.
Penny goes wild over aerti yuri; is declared objectively correct by entire chat and youtube comments section (as she should be)
im watching the vods but im still watching these edits because im too invested in this
2:20 Oh Ancient One,What hexes do you speak?
babe wake up new snapcube final fantasy stream highlights video
Penny, your videos make my day all the better and I wish you the best.
*THIS IS A THREAT*
seems “watch me sluice right in” was underrated
27:15 I'm sorry did penny just do a perfect pitch shifted "BEAAAAAANS" voice????
this is my favorite playthrough of anything ever i think
I had no idea I needed to hear Penny's Henry Hidgens impression until right now
i fully got caught up with the vods and now i have a terrible hyperfixation and a severe lack of vods to watch
How’s the show? Is it worth watching and does it have any TW? /gen
Why did Penny keep talking about the cop from Spider-Man PS4? What does Yuri have to do with this?
you're driving me crazy in this one, penny. i keep laughing so hard. please. please have mercy i'm sick wifh covid. i have 12 children
Aerith x Tifa is serious business to me
I wish there was a way to accurately describe the heart attack I had when Penny brought up Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, as that's one of my current hyperfixations
why do penny's laughs sometimes sound like the grimmkin novices from hollow knight
I have discovered that you can make a drinking game out of these videos. If penny says "silly boots" "little bear" or "Hello?!" It's a sip. If she cackles like a mad woman, Take a sip. If it's a result of Tifa or Aerith being amazing (and penny is simping) take 2. If she takes a screen shot, sip. If it succeeds at getting aerith or tifa (whomever is the intended target) take 2. If it's both or tifa (her preferred romance, I can relate penny) take 3. I'm blitzed and this was great.
0:28 it's none of that Pennster, he's just committing to the bit, by any means necessary
23:03 the fucking stock eating noise haunts me. It shows up in the strangest places.
8:10 I really shouldn't be surprised that Penny is a Starkid fan yet here we are
Glad to see DMC3 isn't the only game that suffers from a miserable horse-and-chariot boss fight.
2013 brony music core is a fair description
Penny doesn't actually play the game or control the characters, she just controls the camera. She's the Lakitu of FFVII because she only focuses on what really matters, women and badassery, women being more important. Oh, Cloud just one hit a scorpion? Wish I could've seen it but Tifa and Aerith just made eye contact for 0.2 seconds and Penny had to take pictures. /lighthearted
In the last half of this episode, Cloud and the crew fail to stop several Canon Events.
On the one hand, this makes me want to play through the series myself. But I'm not getting a PS5 anytime soon, so I'd have to avoid spoilers on FFVIIR parts 2 & 3 until they come out on Steam in who knows how long. And I can't even get the first one now anyways. Pain
i love this series so much funniest shit i ever seen
STARKID MENTIONED RAHHHHH
who did the "creep cartoonishly leaping into bed to do an S/A" better, SAO:Alicization or this?
Penny, you are easily the funniest person I know of.
i have never played this game and probably never will. literally the only experience i have with it is my friend streaming the first hour or so, and this edited playthrough. so can someone tell me why it is making me so sad. please.
Having revival on barret the whole time is so unfortunate 😭😭
I'm glad I decided to start ff7 because of this playthrough, I had it purchased but I didn't want to be spoiled on too much
If for some insane reason I wasn't subbed to you, I would've done so after the yummy snacks intervention. Not nearly enough youtubers have a break like that
I can't believe Penny likes the guy who didn't like musicals! That's such a good show
Need to hear Penny talk more about Starkid , creators I like talking about online media I like makes my parasocial brain go brrrr
I do find that this game really had an issue impressing onto the player how and when to use magic (aswell as the utility of precasting the lower tiers of magic). Bosses that gave me trouble on my first playthough I actually handled better on hard because that mode FORCES you to use your mp effectively (Namely Hell House, I did not understand how to play Aerith at all my first time, I thought she was slow and awkward, and that fight right after the elevator was hell)
36:36
Suddenly, Cait Sith. wait… wut?
Anon: So, who is Yor's little brother in Spy x Family?
Me: 24:36