I'm dying. "Spanish ambassadors released a statement about Flamenco's murder, 'It's about time somebody killed that guy. He punched every donkey in the country. What the Hell was that about?'"
Throughout all of my history on the internet, Luigi is always having a bad day, no matter what he does. I’m more of a Mario guy so it doesn’t really matter lol
Was Luigi having a bad day? I don't know...he's a moron but I think after killing a toad person he just might become a dark horse in the Dorkly skits (I'm not calling it Lowbrow). Can you imagine a "helpless" Luigi turned killing machine all right under mafioso Mario? They should make Luigi a hitman in the new Sonic For Hire.
The whole scenario of this video is suspect. 🧐 Mario is the only one of the Brothers to CLAIM to be a Doctor, said practice involving "Magic" tools and Magic pills to cure someone. Or in other words a specialized craft that involves handing things to someone, aka a quack video game faith doctor? I mean Luigi is more of a House Flipper/Explorer, with us never seeing the house after he has driven out the pests. I mean he doesn't exactly brag about what he does. Ironically In Luigi's Mansion 3, you see that Mario is a terrible Ghost Catcher in that he tries to fist fight them, and that his room is STACKED in rows of Pizza. So he is a massive eater...
"This is why there was never a Dr. Luigi game." But... there was one on the Wii U- Ah crap. Some people are gonna tell me that game doesn't count because the Wii U was a failure, aren't they? Sure, if you say so.
@@wolfygaming7222 Well... from a certain point of view, it doesn't count because it didn't have Dr. Luigi in the title. "Dr. Mario: Miracle Cure" on the 3DS also featured Dr. Luigi, but did not have his name in the title, otherwise I would have mentioned that game as well. But if you're talking about games that did feature Dr. Luigi regardless of whether his name was in the title or not, then yes, the mobile game and the 3DS game can count in that regard.
Mario: "Call me again and I will tell Daisy what you did with that Goomba" Me: "Ah, a nice joke is never gonna be referenced agai-" Luigi: "I'll bring the Super Crown, this time I'll be Peachette and you'll be Mario" Me: "Lowbrow... there are crossable lines for fun and giggles... but this one, IS NOT ONE OF THEM!"
*OH* is THAT what he said?! XD ...The actual version is much better than what I thought it was. I heard super-creme and "'I'm a peach-a, and you're-a mario".
2:29 & 3:32 - 3:38 Luigi did the right thing. Toad’s life never mattered to us anyway, so the world’s a better place without that fungus boy. I think there should be Dr. Luigi.
Protip: when you hear the obviously psychotic doctor who holds your life in the palm of his hand talk about something you shouldn’t know about, maybe don’t tell him.
Luigi couldn't stand his midlife crisis of losing Daisy, so he devulged into hedonism and ignorance to sooth his ego. The manhunt for Luigi continued as Link died from bee allergies, and the murder of the toad led him down a Patrick Bateman-esque cycle of insanity.
The Goomba, who asked to be referred to as 'Snowtail Arctic Foxwolf" was tried for conspiracy to commit murder alongside Luigi. However, Luigi avoided all charges, as the Mushroom Kingdom authorities had misinformation mistaking Luigi for an innocent man. Luigi begged to be recognized, but as he later wrote after one of his deaths, "This-a-Confession has-a- been worth a-Nothing."
PRETTY sure that continuing to hit someone while they are already down can disqualify you in boxing though... Yeah: "Hitting an opponent who is down or is getting up after being down." is a foul and any injury resulting from an intentional foul that renders the fighter unable to continue fighting results in an immediate win for the injured victim. Meaning: the dead man won and Little Mac lost the bout:D And no, I have ZERO idea why I typed this much here... I don't even watch boxing...
@@Vertraic Well its a loosely regulated league. They let a light weight 3ft in height difference, 30lbs smaller dude fight a. Teleporting man, A fighter who showed up drunk, an over wieght hippo, and ficking Mike Tyson.
@@WERNUTZ .... Ok, I can't argue TOO much there:D The only objection I can sorta raise is that in the games they always stop when either one goes down... but that could be attributed to the ref stopping them, so point goes to you wern:D
Toad: Okay, I think we are done know Luigi. Luigi: You have to remember Toad, I was a soldier, I killed people. Toad: You were a doctor. Luigi: I had bad days.
Now that’s how you tie a bow on an already funny clip you don’t half ass a newspaper article like some people do. Dare I say the newspaper article was probably funnier than the whole clip and that’s saying a lot cause the whole clip had me in tears laughing already lol.
You guys really enjoy seeing Luigi in a bad light huh? Luigi is kind of an underdog though, but I feel he should get more love and attention. Interesting depiction though, keep it up.
I'm dying.
"Spanish ambassadors released a statement about Flamenco's murder, 'It's about time somebody killed that guy. He punched every donkey in the country. What the Hell was that about?'"
I love that they actually wrote a front page. 😆
Really though, Luigi should be charged for Don's murder. Little Mac never heard no bell...
I'm pretty sure he was dead by the second hour but I didint hear no bell...
He probably never fault a bull. Think about it if he's a famous bullfighter then why is he in a boxing match?
So punching donkeys is canon?
Explains all the ghosts in Luigi’s closet.
😳
You mean his mansion?
@@nathanweast4397 he keeps offing people and it’s filling up fast!!!
Lots of skeletons, too, apparently!
He pretty much put them there.
Omg. You guys went all out on the newspaper article. Bravo!
Damn man how'd you get this in so fast 🤣.
@@OmegaPrime1 Patreon posts it early 🙂
@@TheJokerWearsPurple ahh! That explains that 😀
Yeah, that paper was hilarious
Yep. Love the detail.
Wow Mario also voicing Luigi. I love how the lore of Mario not wanting to spend time with Luigi is kept
The return of, "Green Mario"?
Does anyone even want to spend time with luigi?
More Video Game Hospital. It’s really awesome to see Dr. Mario being an ACTUAL Doctor.
If you don't read the newspaper article at the end, you're missing like 40 laughs lol
Thanks for the tip!
love how mario just pins the blame on luigi even in the newspaper
Throughout all of my history on the internet, Luigi is always having a bad day, no matter what he does. I’m more of a Mario guy so it doesn’t really matter lol
Cool
Was Luigi having a bad day? I don't know...he's a moron but I think after killing a toad person he just might become a dark horse in the Dorkly skits (I'm not calling it Lowbrow). Can you imagine a "helpless" Luigi turned killing machine all right under mafioso Mario? They should make Luigi a hitman in the new Sonic For Hire.
I like both brothers, but I like Luigi better.
Luigi is me I feel his pain I have a buddy just like Mario lol
The whole scenario of this video is suspect. 🧐
Mario is the only one of the Brothers to CLAIM to be a Doctor, said practice involving "Magic" tools and Magic pills to cure someone. Or in other words a specialized craft that involves handing things to someone, aka a quack video game faith doctor?
I mean Luigi is more of a House Flipper/Explorer, with us never seeing the house after he has driven out the pests. I mean he doesn't exactly brag about what he does.
Ironically In Luigi's Mansion 3, you see that Mario is a terrible Ghost Catcher in that he tries to fist fight them, and that his room is STACKED in rows of Pizza. So he is a massive eater...
When mario mentioned the goomba I remembered snow tail ,I thought it was just innocent furry dressing before
I was going say, that Goomba was likely his wolf-fox boyfriend Snowtail
yea
At least its not the super Mario bros movie 😅
@Zachary Erickson ruclips.net/video/mZsB7LxgCek/видео.html
Yes.
Mario's definitely not down to yiff.
Thats some continuity since Luigi is a fury lmao.
He has fury...
AYOOO PROTO WASSUP
But Protoooooo it is furry not fury.
But proto 0/
Wow he was a female chthonic deities of vengeance of Greek mythology?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erinyes
"Sweet tender fun hole..."
Congratulations Lowbrow, you just made an entirely new sentence in the English language
I started crying at that. I couldn't even hear what they were saying after, because I was laughing so hard.
“Moments away from a savage beating” … I have new sayings thanks to these writers
I laughed so hard that haggar said one part "your not getting away that easy" when he pummeled toad😂😂😂😂
Mario: *Leaves the ring
Don Flamenco: Guess I’ll die
Mac: ok die already
I appreciate the effort you guys put into that newspaper, instead of generic squiggly lines
"This is why there was never a Dr. Luigi game."
But... there was one on the Wii U- Ah crap. Some people are gonna tell me that game doesn't count because the Wii U was a failure, aren't they? Sure, if you say so.
There was also the mobile game that has the majority of characters as doctors, including Luigi but people might also say that doesn’t count either.
@@wolfygaming7222 Come now, everybody knows that mobile games aren't real games. :P
@@wolfygaming7222 Well... from a certain point of view, it doesn't count because it didn't have Dr. Luigi in the title. "Dr. Mario: Miracle Cure" on the 3DS also featured Dr. Luigi, but did not have his name in the title, otherwise I would have mentioned that game as well. But if you're talking about games that did feature Dr. Luigi regardless of whether his name was in the title or not, then yes, the mobile game and the 3DS game can count in that regard.
@@BartmanBegins I mean, technically Luigi is dr. Mario as well, because Luigi’s last name is Mario (yes, main Mario’s full name is Mario Mario).
@@yousaywhatnow2195 OK, that doesn't count.
*PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH* 🥊
“Please…stop…the…fight…”
“1…2…6…10! Knockout!”
Little Mac not stopping that entire time was gold
Mario: "Call me again and I will tell Daisy what you did with that Goomba"
Me: "Ah, a nice joke is never gonna be referenced agai-"
Luigi: "I'll bring the Super Crown, this time I'll be Peachette and you'll be Mario"
Me: "Lowbrow... there are crossable lines for fun and giggles... but this one, IS NOT ONE OF THEM!"
*OH* is THAT what he said?! XD ...The actual version is much better than what I thought it was.
I heard super-creme and "'I'm a peach-a, and you're-a mario".
PondHopper
@@SatoshiMaiko that one was dorkly's
what's the reference? where?
@@lucas_leoheart "Mario is a furry?" Or something like that.
2:29 & 3:32 - 3:38 Luigi did the right thing. Toad’s life never mattered to us anyway, so the world’s a better place without that fungus boy. I think there should be Dr. Luigi.
You know his full name is Luigi Mario. And Mario is Mario Mario
@@Tuturial464 that was the movie writing which the creator of Mario said is not true
In the words of Buzz lightyear, *"I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school."*
“My sweet tender fun hole” LMAO!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣!!! My freaking dying over here!!!😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
"He punched every donkey in the country. What the Hell was that about?"
Think Don Flamenco took the sex move way too literally.
Mario, "Eh, Luigi, before we start healing people, I gotta ask you something."
Luigi, "Shoot."
Mario, "WHY THE HELL DO YOU SOUND JUST LIKE ME?!"
3:03 that animation is so freaking SMOOTH
Luigi is always having a bad day. I mean, he’s Luigi for crying out loud!
That's what he gets for doing something.
@@smiffwilm Yeah! How DARE he?!
Protip: when you hear the obviously psychotic doctor who holds your life in the palm of his hand talk about something you shouldn’t know about, maybe don’t tell him.
To be fair, he wouldn't have anything if Mario was in the room...
Luigi couldn't stand his midlife crisis of losing Daisy, so he devulged into hedonism and ignorance to sooth his ego.
The manhunt for Luigi continued as Link died from bee allergies, and the murder of the toad led him down a Patrick Bateman-esque cycle of insanity.
They finally caught up to him, being sodomized by a goomba, while dressed as Princess Peach
😠I don't like it.
The Goomba, who asked to be referred to as 'Snowtail Arctic Foxwolf" was tried for conspiracy to commit murder alongside Luigi. However, Luigi avoided all charges, as the Mushroom Kingdom authorities had misinformation mistaking Luigi for an innocent man. Luigi begged to be recognized, but as he later wrote after one of his deaths, "This-a-Confession has-a- been worth a-Nothing."
I love this, but I think he went more Red Dragon, he tattooed a king koopa on his back and went SERIOUSLY insane.
"1,2,6,10" made me bust out laughing lol
Luigi Mario is still technically Dr. Mario
Luigi: In the parking lot?
Goomba: Oh, yeah.
🤣🤣🤣
So... we're going eventually to see the goomba joke again when the scenario is a parking lot.
Luigi had a point about Mega Man though. What kind of robot explodes instantly from touching a spike?
That newspaper at the end......Gold! F'n GOLD!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
You think Luigi is a bad doctor but ye healed Mike Haggar
"This is why there was never a Dr. Luigi game."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Luigi
You sure about that?
It wasn't that good. It was Luigi.
"Allow me to 'frame' the situation: it all started in the womb...." 😂😂😂
One of the best endings of any of your videos ever LOL I was literally in tears reading the newspaper articles
Now that's what I would call determination. Beating him till the referee called KO. 😂
If you read the paper at the end, he was pretty sure that Don was dead by the second hour, but kept doing it anyway. Lol.
PRETTY sure that continuing to hit someone while they are already down can disqualify you in boxing though...
Yeah: "Hitting an opponent who is down or is getting up after being down." is a foul and any injury resulting from an intentional foul that renders the fighter unable to continue fighting results in an immediate win for the injured victim.
Meaning: the dead man won and Little Mac lost the bout:D
And no, I have ZERO idea why I typed this much here... I don't even watch boxing...
@@Vertraic Well its a loosely regulated league. They let a light weight 3ft in height difference, 30lbs smaller dude fight a. Teleporting man, A fighter who showed up drunk, an over wieght hippo, and ficking Mike Tyson.
@@WERNUTZ .... Ok, I can't argue TOO much there:D The only objection I can sorta raise is that in the games they always stop when either one goes down... but that could be attributed to the ref stopping them, so point goes to you wern:D
@@Vertraic If you hit someone who isn't on their feet; if they are on a knee or the like, you're required to go to the opposite corner.
I'm laughing harder at the newspaper page the most, great job going that extra mile!
Luigi is the innocent brother though...
XD toad is getting the beating XD 2:30-2:34
Toad: Okay, I think we are done know Luigi.
Luigi: You have to remember Toad, I was a soldier, I killed people.
Toad: You were a doctor.
Luigi: I had bad days.
This should be called Luigis good day, my dude got away with toad murder lol
I want to take the time to show my heartfelt appreciation for that Don Flamenco intro. To see that in 2021 is amazing. I love it so much❤
This man Mario... I knew he switches jobs with the quickness
it seems like a Dr.Luigi game DOES exist
"Honestly I was pretty sure he was dead by the second hour, but I didn't hear no bell"
Now that’s how you tie a bow on an already funny clip you don’t half ass a newspaper article like some people do. Dare I say the newspaper article was probably funnier than the whole clip and that’s saying a lot cause the whole clip had me in tears laughing already lol.
You guys really enjoy seeing Luigi in a bad light huh? Luigi is kind of an underdog though, but I feel he should get more love and attention. Interesting depiction though, keep it up.
Me: *sees a low bro studio video upload*
Brain: you know what we must do...
1:18 I don’t have the heart to tell Rocksteady that Bebop died in episode 1
Love the Snowtail reference. The amount of continuity to this series is so good
It's the old voice of luigi, i love it
Mario as Herb Dean in Punch Out is amazing.
The newspaper at the end was the best part lol. Hilarious writing in there
Please tell me he wasn't talking about Snow tail for the Goomba...
He was.
the fact you actually typed something out on the newspaper at the end was fantastic!
1:47 is very clever I'm not gonna to lie
“Honestly, I was pretty sure by the second hour he was dead by the second hour but I didn’t hear no bell” 😆😆😆
I swear this channel is a treat to watch
I love how Mega Man here is the same one from MMDaTE
Going back to the punch out fight with Little mac just murdering Don; I was not expecting.
The newspaper is the funniest part
They changed Luigi's voice
I loved that end newspaper, lol. It was all luigis fault
Heaven help us all if Little Mac went deaf after hearing the bell! He'd never stop!
Holy Shit I lost at the Rotisserie chicken part. Just the way the guy said it killed me.
Idea: Next, Dr.Peach 🍑👩🏼⚕️👑
After what Toad got put through he deserved that merciful assisted murder...
The news paper was also funny.
The news paper details are the cherry on top excellent guys
The newspaper was the absolute BEST. LMAO
The fact that the Dr. Mario phone game exists and that Dr. Bowser and Dr. Peach exist means at least 2 more episodes
"I admite i rest to eat some raviolli and calsone" U crack me up little buddy.
Next video should be Luigi goes to Silent Hill, don't know that was my first thought seeing Luigi suffocating the toad with a pillow at the end.
So, that's why there wasn't anymore Dr. Luigi games...
So Luigi is evil like Mario? That family must be stopped
In this universe, everyone has an evil streak inside of them.
Just ask Diddy Kong.
I laughed pretty damn loud at the Haggar part.
00:50 two oh deez?or two oh deez?ah?
So thats why the punch-out arena is in dire need of Mario to mediate the arena while he is working as a doctor.
'Viewer slows down video, is rewarded with lame ad for stupid twitch streams'.
Hah! You got me.
The paper made me cackle! Top notch 😂
I guess it was only a matter of time before Dorkly/lowbrow tainted Luigi too.
So Luigi and Snowtail, Arctic Foxhound, have been doing things all this time even after Mario caught them?
Glad someone else remembered that video,
R.I.P Toad
lol reading the paper at the end was great
I guess punching donkeys is not the right training for a boxing match
Whoever wrote the newspaper bit, you just make my day.
3:41 like we all haven't wanted to do that to him, especially on the World Circuit!
Well yes Lowbrow I certainly did slow down this video to read the full paper. And might I say it was very insightful!
i like that luigi kills a guy with an oxijen mask on
Yeaaaa, I half expect that to come back and bite him in another video. XD That seems...Ineffective.
I love how nobody tries to stop mac
2:01 is the best
omg how they blame Luigi at the end, and the donkey punching, LOL
Here's hoping they put that green-hatted monster behind bars for the rest of his life!
Those extra lines on the newspaper at the end of the video were great
Mario is talking about “Mario is a Fury” video from Dorkly
The triumphant 8-bit fanfare killed me at the end and reading the article reincarnated me 💀
I don't know who to feel bad for, Luigi or the that Spanish boxer, Both are good either way.
Don Flamenco
@@cobaltprime9467 Thanks, And I still bad for him.
Love it, "By hour 2 i was pretty sure he was dead, but I didn't hear no bell. so i just kept punching him". and it was a 6 hour KO. HAHAHAHAH
Why didn’t the corner man throw in the towel
2:56 💀😆