@@relaxdarling9301 eh, the stories are quite different. Literally the only overlap between Matthew and Luke account of Jesus birth is that Jesus was born in Bethlehem , everything else is very different.
👏🏾 WHO 👏🏾 WROTE 👏🏾 THIS 👏🏾 SKETCH!? The accuracy and puns were 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Stop playing with these ladies and nominate this show for a (insert whateva) award!
It is not that accurate... they tried but.... Paul wasn't around during Jesus Christ's time. He only surfaced after Christ's death. Acts 7-9 The gospel of Mark was dictated by Peter. Mark was Peter's spiritual child.1 Pet 5:13 Luke was not a disciple. He was a doctor who met Paul on a ship and that's how he came to know of Our Lord Jesus. Acts 21 I think that's about what I could catch as being 'inaccurate'.
"Spaul must be in the witness redemption program!" - 😩🤣🤣 the writing for this sketch and this entire show is just on an entirely different level. These ladies deserve way more recognition and ALL of the awards.
Exactly! I want a full movie of both these sketches. Don’t forget the first groupies sketch, they really know how to play with old school terminology and history to make a hilarious joke.
Black Lady Sketch show really has some of the most creative minds on their team. Look at what the industry 😒😒😒 has been missing out on all these years by devaluing Black women's talent. Just like reports show they lose Billions a year by not casting Black talent. This is one of the best sketches ever. So creative.
@J K no she just said that there needs to be more diversity behind the scenes of Hollywood stop trying to turn this into something it’s not I swear y’all throw stones but love to hide ur hands and point fingers when people call u on ur bs
What you said is spot on. The bittersweet in it for me is knowing that all this genius and talent will eventually part ways for other things *because* they are so good.
@J K SNL had overgrown MALES playing Black women for 40 years. No matter how much Black women complained about how offensive that was they refused to hire Black women. It wasn't until Keenan refused to put on a dress anymore that they actually considered hiring a Black woman. Girls Trip was a Box Office hit but Black women in comedy never get a real platform to share their creativity. They finally do & now you're mad. I see right through you.
Can we talk about how beautiful and diverse this sketch was? Every costume, every hairstyle, just the whole thing felt authentic to the time but was absolutely stunning. The jokes were so good I almost missed it.
Seriously one of the best written sketches on the show and in the history of sketch comedy. As a person of faith, I had a feeling the Apostles didn't do their ladies right.
Most of you won't appreciate this, but it feels so good again, to see a sketch about religion while maintaining respect for the religion. Not putting anyone down or poking fun, just expounding on content that's already there- true comedy. Edit: upon revisiting this sketch. I don't like that the disciples were called idiots. Now if the producers or writers took into context that the disciples were unlearned I would be really impressed ans surprised! In the end they were far from idiots seeing that they "turned the world upside down." Also them copying scriptures is not biblically accurate they did not copy. Besides from Luke, these were first hand accounts.
Right, I said the said the same thing to myself after watching. It goes right along with Robin and her team’s aim to not “punch down” when making jokes.
I wouldn't say so. They said, the 4 gospels are repetitive. And paint these women as embicels. All the crude jokes are not Godly. And the women are super gossipy and Mary Magdalene is mean. Idk how this shows respect exactly. The whole skit is implying the women could have written the gospels better.... though God ordained Matthew, mark, Luke and John to write them. It doesn't respect God to say he did something wrong. And this would also lead ppl to think the Bible is sexist when it is not.
@@TEWMUCHupon revisiting this sketch. I don't like that the disciples were called idiots. Now if the producers or writers took into context that the disciples were unlearned I would be really impressed ans surprised! In the end they were far from idiots seeing that they "turned the world upside down. There was no implication that women could write the Bible better 🤨, it was just alluding to those characters. Mary Magdalene being prissy...??? 🤷🏾♀️ It's a fictional rendition of a true story.
ABLSS is so underrated. The thought that goes into these skits. the messages they are putting out. I continuously watch the skits until i comprehend the messages. Im so proud and happy for these sister and I hope next season is planned well so that Quinta can come back.
@@chinemeremudoh3732 it’s true! During the first ever council ,the church (pope and all his people) literally decided which books would’ve made it to the bible. I know the name of these books in Italian but not in English they are defined as I vangeli apocrifi
"Just going to copy off each other and write the same story four times." I got the holy sin beaten out of me when I was a kid and told my mom and granny that some of the "lessons" in the Bible repeat themselves and made no sense.
@@omosomiomomia6661 Then which one is the actual word of God. No offense of course. I know God exist, but the more I study the Bible the more I feel like I’m reading the disciples’ personal diary.
@@omosomiomomia6661 except biblical scholars literally demonstrated that’s exactly what they did. And the stories contradict each other and create timeline impossibilities. Not to mention the forgeries. And the fact that they were written by people who never met Jesus or anyone he knew and they were not written by the people they’re named after. I’ll stop now (It’s all stolen trash and lies) Ok I’m really done.
Let me just say that as a catholic who spent her school years in catholic school, if catechism was told to us like this, I would not be sleeping in class!!😂😂😂🤣
It's the biblical accuracy that really sells the sketch.
Well semi-accuracy. Paulus/Saulus wasn’t even born yet when Jesus died. I know it’s nitpicking but that was just what stood out to me immediately.
Straight outta mathew to Acts lol
@@sinaain yea i was like how did Paul get here?
@@sinaain wait if the girl in green is mary madgalene then who is the other one?
@@gavrilbrown7951 Mary of Bethany (sister of Martha & Lazarus)
“Nicodemus please!”🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hollered at that! 😂🤣😂🤣
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Definitely my favourite part...and there were so many good ones!😂
I’m using that!
A real LOL moment for me 😂
THE WRITING! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Soooooooo good!
Is AWFUL!!
@@JacquelynNhi is this sarcasm ?
YES!
It's always stellar, witty, creative and savage. Luv luv luv!
'Those idiots? They just gon copy off each other and write the same thing 4 times'. That line had me doing a literal spittake 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@relaxdarling9301 eh, the stories are quite different. Literally the only overlap between Matthew and Luke account of Jesus birth is that Jesus was born in Bethlehem , everything else is very different.
@@sinaain none of these people have ever read the bible through once
@@sinaain No it's not.
The stories are near similar to reflect that the accounts were accurate
@@relaxdarling9301 yeah i can imagine it gets hard without any reading comprehension
"I parted my legs like a red sea.... I turned over a new fig leaf.
Too many hilarious lines😂😂😂
Ikr..."don't that just burns your bush"🤣🤣🤣
i have a feeling that may not be the last fig leaf she turns over
😂😂😂😂 Like a red sea 😭😭😭🌊🌊🌊🤣🤣
👏🏾 WHO 👏🏾 WROTE 👏🏾 THIS 👏🏾 SKETCH!? The accuracy and puns were 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Stop playing with these ladies and nominate this show for a (insert whateva) award!
Prolly Robin or Issa.
They got an Emmy nomination
Leviticus c k!!!!!!!!!!!
It is not that accurate... they tried but....
Paul wasn't around during Jesus Christ's time. He only surfaced after Christ's death. Acts 7-9
The gospel of Mark was dictated by Peter. Mark was Peter's spiritual child.1 Pet 5:13
Luke was not a disciple. He was a doctor who met Paul on a ship and that's how he came to know of Our Lord Jesus. Acts 21
I think that's about what I could catch as being 'inaccurate'.
@@jreneecomedy Three of them.
"Spaul must be in witness redemption program"
Spaul! 🤣
The witness redemption program took me out
That was funny 😂😂
It was "Spaul" for me🤣
Yep, he has to hide until the people after him forgive him. Hopefully!
You mean to tell me B.E.T passed on this genius, “Nicodemus please 🙄🙄🙄””
The writing 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
More like W.E.T. network, taking into account it's actual owners
@@LUX_8 😂😂 right fr though!!
Everyone is gonna be saying “Nicodemus please” from now on. 😄
Glad they did. It wouldn't be as good bcz they would have wanted to control too much
Im soooo glad they did too
"Don't that just burn your bush?" What?! 😂😂😂 I am so impressed. Good job ladies👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾.
are you from SA?
@@MrVhr123 Yebo.
They all sitting on the same side of the table...that is the simplest, but the most observant joke of the whole sketch.
And it still wasnt funny
@@no_nameingtonJust admit it went over your head.
@@sxm76 lol .
😂
It definitely went over my head. So what does it mean?
"I haven't seen sexism like this since Leviticus CK's stand up show" LOL
@J K probably!
My favorite line!!🤣
@J K yep! And he shook!
J K, yes it was.
😹😹🤦♀️
"Just 'cause I smashed a few mens for loaves and fishes doesn't mean I'll do it again"
“Wait why did you do that??”
"The fishes and loaves are free. It's the one thing in your life that's free."
"Girl, be quite you know you've slept with somebody for some loaves and fishes"
😂😂
Wheres the part where she says “Yeah he multiplies them in a basket.”
"They're just gonna copy off each other and write the same story four times."
The way I SCREAMED at this line. 😂 😂 😂
That was so hilarious because those books of the Bible does tell the SAME STORY. I love this show.
She's not lying though...
Did you scream at that David?
As a kid in church I wondered why the Bible was so repetitive. My granny said don't question the lord 🙏
I screamed too 😂😂😂
How did they squeeze all this hilariousness and accuracy into a 5 minutes sketch.
3 minutes
Exactly!!!
Oh you saw the extended version??
Well, we black!!
the only reason you're praising this show is because it conforms to your political views not because it's genuinely funny. Don't delude yourself
“Jesus walks ….. a lot!” 😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
🗣he do 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"that's the one thing you have free in this life" took me ouuuut🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
The writers deserve all their flowers. Can you imagine what the table read would be like. 🤣🤣
I saw an interview where Robin said that this specific pretty much everything that that made the cut was improved! That takes skill!
The way Ashley tells Skye “They’re free” takes me out every time 😂😂
😹😹
"Yknow I'd rather cut a baby in half than gossip"💕💕💕
I don't go church now but I sho went to Sunday school!
Oh, I just remembered that story. Wow
I SCREAMED you hear me 😂😂😂
🤣 i could ask JC to make more but this is a dinner not a magic show ..wow 👏🏾👏🏾
The shade of it all.
LOL! But He did make more when His mama Mother Mary told him to! They shoulda put that part in somehow.
Amen..🤣🤣🤣
The follow-up with "Coulda fooled me, you look like you trickin' over there" was EVEN BETTER 🤣🤣🤣
@@macaoron 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Matthew, Mark, Luke, AND John got that on lock." 🤣🤣🤣
such a good pun. didnt even realize it til i read this comment.
"could have have fooled me you look like you tricking over there"😂😂
The shade was dripping 😂 I felt bad for a hot second!
"but I heard Paul's real name.... Saul"😂😂😂
"If Paul calls me a disciplette one more time"! LOL!
This skit is GOLD. So creative & funny. They need to do more with these characters. Even a movie.
@20 Ice it would be a FRANCHISE on movies, and you know they would get that on LOCK!!
Agree 💯
Yes definitely A MOVIE!
"Spaul must be in the witness redemption program!" - 😩🤣🤣 the writing for this sketch and this entire show is just on an entirely different level. These ladies deserve way more recognition and ALL of the awards.
Absolutely 🤗
“Nicodemus, please” is my new phrase.
Periodt
And that's on Mathew Mark Luke and John!
Mine too
Tee shirt
As a Sunday school teacher, this is pure GOLD 😂
...like a VBS skit on steroids💪🏾💪🏾
Hallelujah to you to
@@jayjordan9371 oh GAwd!!! VBS!!...them was the days wasn't it? We were so young n innocent back then...
@@-Epiphany Yes, those were. I remember helping my nephew learn his line(s) as Daniel 🦁and Jonah 🐋
Yes! There was a fine line to walk to keep this sketch from being disrespectful and they walked it perfectly.
Leviticus C.K I am screaming
💀
😂
Skye’s delivery of “loaves and fishes”.😂
GOLDEN!!!
Whoever wrote those dialogs... Genius!
I think you mean Genesis
@@proveit2em You're one of them !!!😋😂😂Thanks!
The Writing in this sketch & "Rome and Julissa" is why this show is top notch.....
Exactly! I want a full movie of both these sketches. Don’t forget the first groupies sketch, they really know how to play with old school terminology and history to make a hilarious joke.
The “M.A.S.H” one! I need that to be a movie ASAP. A follow up or something. I gotta know how things turned out for her.
Oh, yeah, similar format, different historical event. Didn't catch that.
You betta put the melanin back in that portrait. yesssss
Preach it and teach it sis!
Funniest skit ever 😂
“Stay looking hungry, you do that well...alright byeeee”
That was the one that took me over the edge LOL
"everyone can't resurrect a new ankle!"
The fact that Jesus,the disciples and them are black👏🏾
THEY DID THEIR RESEARCH!!
Love it
@@Luckimee Jesus was not from Jerusalem. Jesus was born in Bethlehem and raised in Nazareth.
OF COURSE!!!
i wouldn't think anything different from the 'BLACK" lady sketch show.
Keep'n da cast 100% BLACK.
Duh...
The annoyance at Mary Magdalene took me out 🤭🤣
LOL!! She being such a heiffa!
Lmbo
B T dubs 🤣
I hope they get back at her eventually.
“Didn’t you have tea about Peter? I’m done talking about it” 😭😭
🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
Black Lady Sketch show really has some of the most creative minds on their team. Look at what the industry 😒😒😒 has been missing out on all these years by devaluing Black women's talent. Just like reports show they lose Billions a year by not casting Black talent. This is one of the best sketches ever. So creative.
@J K no she just said that there needs to be more diversity behind the scenes of Hollywood stop trying to turn this into something it’s not I swear y’all throw stones but love to hide ur hands and point fingers when people call u on ur bs
What you said is spot on. The bittersweet in it for me is knowing that all this genius and talent will eventually part ways for other things *because* they are so good.
@J K Why are you here if you have such a huge problem with Black women finally getting credit for their talent?
@J K SNL had overgrown MALES playing Black women for 40 years. No matter how much Black women complained about how offensive that was they refused to hire Black women. It wasn't until Keenan refused to put on a dress anymore that they actually considered hiring a Black woman. Girls Trip was a Box Office hit but Black women in comedy never get a real platform to share their creativity. They finally do & now you're mad. I see right through you.
@J K We just need more diversity. It should not be that difficult.
"No no, you not suppose to find joy in it" 😹😹😹
Can we talk about how beautiful and diverse this sketch was? Every costume, every hairstyle, just the whole thing felt authentic to the time but was absolutely stunning. The jokes were so good I almost missed it.
"Girl you didn't read it on my parchment, but..." 😂😂
"Nicodemus please 🙄" 🤣🤣🤣
You’re not supposed to find joy in it 😂
every single line of this is perfect
All the puns were funny, but it's the high-heeled sandal and one of the disciples having a fro for me!!! 😫😫😂
They’re all black. Half of them have afros. Why is that funniest?
@@badhabit3120 because a style afro like that wasn't a biblical hairstyle. It gives 'Soul Brother' vibes to Jesus at the table. Lol.
WOW. This show is freaking BRILLIANT. ❤️
I just said that 😹😹❤
Absolutely!!!💫💫💫👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Yes . Genius writers 👍
Witness redemption program 😂😂
A sequel to this sketch is certainly fine by me.
💯
@anacondabsc or an ongoing series.
After all, first we had "Black Lady Courtroom," and now we have "Black Lady Jury."
@@RobertAlvarezThePsychicWitch that’s what I was thinking, I can see guests
Based on the season 3 trailer it’s getting one!!!!
Looks like you got your wish
No she did not just call Jesus “J.C.” 💀💀💀
🤣
🤣🤣🤣 I was so gagged lol
I call him the big JC all the time!
Girl I cried 😂😭
Yass she didt!
this could've gone for hours and I'd enjoy every minute of it, the delivery and dialogue are on another level
Seriously one of the best written sketches on the show and in the history of sketch comedy. As a person of faith, I had a feeling the Apostles didn't do their ladies right.
"Stay looking hungry because you do that well" Iconic line. 😂
EVERYTHING WAS IMMACULATE 🙌🏾🙌🏾🤷🏾♂️🙌🏾🔥🔥🔥🔥 😂😂😂😂 the jokes the puns and the all the tea ☕️ that was spilt at the table
Just like the conception.
😹😹❤
Lord I'm dying at the "smashed someone for some loaves and fishes" line fr 😂😂😂
2:10 - Oh you had to be there
We’re two feet away
I know, but you’re so much lower
🤣🤣😂😂 Mary’s shade is unmatched.
u actually have to watch every sketch at least 5 times to catch half the jokes, its none stop!
‘What burns my bush is...’ Freaking HILARIOUS!!!
"I'd rather cut a baby in half then gossip but.." Nicodemus please!!! 🤣🤣🤣
The same people spilling the beans starting with “quiet as it’s kept, bla bla bla...” what’s so quiet about it now?
I could literally watch this 100X in a row and still laugh. In fact, I think I will. Best Skit EVERRRRR.
The biblical accuracy is also soooo impressive. The research was deep on this one! Thanks, ladies!!!! 😇
Saul/Paul didnt get redeemed until after Jesus' resurrection and ascendance . So I think that's the only part isn't accurate.
That was very original! "Nick-ah-demus please!!!"
The writing is absolutely GOLD!!
LOL 😂...Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John copying off of each other, oh my gosh I loved that...wow this writing is hilarious!
Geniuses 😂🤣
This Episode Deserves An EMMY !!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
"You know you slept with somebody for some loaves and fishes". I think this is my favorite sketch yet
"Jesus walks A LOT!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way she says "Tip" 🤣🤣🤣
Spectacular writing and delivery. It’s a 10/10 for meeee😂😂😂
"Didn't you have tea about Peter, Im done talking about it." 🤣🤣🤣
"those idiots? they're just going to copy each other and write the same story four times" "IIII KNOW - geniuses-" this show is the BEST
The amount of times I’ve watched this sketch😂😂😂
Most of you won't appreciate this, but it feels so good again, to see a sketch about religion while maintaining respect for the religion. Not putting anyone down or poking fun, just expounding on content that's already there- true comedy.
Edit: upon revisiting this sketch. I don't like that the disciples were called idiots. Now if the producers or writers took into context that the disciples were unlearned I would be really impressed ans surprised! In the end they were far from idiots seeing that they "turned the world upside down." Also them copying scriptures is not biblically accurate they did not copy. Besides from Luke, these were first hand accounts.
Right, I said the said the same thing to myself after watching. It goes right along with Robin and her team’s aim to not “punch down” when making jokes.
I wouldn't say so. They said, the 4 gospels are repetitive. And paint these women as embicels. All the crude jokes are not Godly. And the women are super gossipy and Mary Magdalene is mean. Idk how this shows respect exactly. The whole skit is implying the women could have written the gospels better.... though God ordained Matthew, mark, Luke and John to write them. It doesn't respect God to say he did something wrong. And this would also lead ppl to think the Bible is sexist when it is not.
@@TEWMUCH good things he's not real!
@@MrisaVigil Pray to him and check. ✔️
@@TEWMUCHupon revisiting this sketch. I don't like that the disciples were called idiots. Now if the producers or writers took into context that the disciples were unlearned I would be really impressed ans surprised! In the end they were far from idiots seeing that they "turned the world upside down. There was no implication that women could write the Bible better 🤨, it was just alluding to those characters. Mary Magdalene being prissy...??? 🤷🏾♀️ It's a fictional rendition of a true story.
'All right Byeeeee'.. love she says that........
The Mary Magdalene in the Last Supper painting is still some of the best television I saw last year.
The Thumb's down clicks must be at the little table😂 Well Stay looking hungry, CAUSE THESE LADIES ATE!!!!!! 👏🏾👏🏾
"Word around the manger is.. " H O L L E R I N G🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
“You know you slept with somebody for some loaves and fishes before. 😏” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I cannot with this show.
As a theologians, I GREATLY appreciated this!!! The ACCURACY is just as mind-blowing as it is HILARIOUS!!! This is INGENIOUS!!!!
This should be a series on its own, I'm also embarrassed to say how long it took me to realise that there's a format. Brilliant.
ABLSS is so underrated. The thought that goes into these skits. the messages they are putting out. I continuously watch the skits until i comprehend the messages. Im so proud and happy for these sister and I hope next season is planned well so that Quinta can come back.
Truly one of the best sketches so far 🤣🤣🤣
"Not in a puff puff pass way?" 🤣🤣🤣I'm dead
It's funny because there were actual books of the Bible written by women that didn't make the King James cut! Lol
Where can u find them
Excuse me?!
Not true
Really?? And you believe that??
@@chinemeremudoh3732 it’s true! During the first ever council ,the church (pope and all his people) literally decided which books would’ve made it to the bible. I know the name of these books in Italian but not in English they are defined as I vangeli apocrifi
This is PHENOMENAL! Take this and make a movie 🍿! I’m here for it!
The way they put that fresco behind Jesus giving him a low- key halo is genius, lol.
I keep rewatching this! Every line is brilliant.
"Could've fooled me, you look like you're tricking over there". Whoa the writing ...
Paul, in the Witness Redemption Program (WRP)! this too gooood
suddenly I'm so grateful for my christian fundamentalist upbringing
Omg. This is so good.
I absolutely loved this sketch (though Saul/Paul comes later in the story) 😜😅
Yeah it was fun learning the story, and now more funny to make a joke of it.
Agree. If you don’t know the Bible, you won’t appreciate the jokes!
@@MyCrownstar I'm an Atheist and I understood every joke 🙄
“Witness Redemption program “
😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😫💀
"Jesus just gives away the loaves and fishes for free..." 😂😂😂😂
👏🏾😭🙌🏾😭👏🏾 The TALENT, The INGENUITY, The DELIVERY. YAAAAAAASSSSSS 😭👏🏾😭🙌🏾😭👏🏾
Every single sentence in this sketch was loaded with comic brilliance and subject matter genius 😂
I was so ready to see this sketch based off the few seconds in the trailer and it did not disappoint.
"Just going to copy off each other and write the same story four times." I got the holy sin beaten out of me when I was a kid and told my mom and granny that some of the "lessons" in the Bible repeat themselves and made no sense.
They told my mama don't send me back to Sunday school cause I was too disruptive 😂. They can't handle the truth!!
Nah it’s like several people giving accounts of events...that’s why the stories are near similar...doesn’t mean they literally copied off each other 😂
@@omosomiomomia6661 Then which one is the actual word of God. No offense of course. I know God exist, but the more I study the Bible the more I feel like I’m reading the disciples’ personal diary.
@@omosomiomomia6661 except biblical scholars literally demonstrated that’s exactly what they did. And the stories contradict each other and create timeline impossibilities. Not to mention the forgeries. And the fact that they were written by people who never met Jesus or anyone he knew and they were not written by the people they’re named after.
I’ll stop now
(It’s all stolen trash and lies)
Ok I’m really done.
I'm interested in reading the female authored books that didn't make it into the bible, and the book of Enoch, I think that's where all the info
That sound Robin makes at 02:18. I screamed!
Omg this was amazing. The accuracy of the biblical speech molded unto the puns and back and forth dialogue made my day. Thank you this!
Saul/Paul didnt get redeemed until after Jesus' resurrection and ascendance . So I think that part isn't accurate.
WoW.....Paul wasn't here yet but this was well laid out. WoW...this was real good.
AGC. (another genius creation). So well performed, so well written, so well conceived. 🔥🔥🔥
Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John got that on lock!🤣🤣🤣
I will watch this many times for years to come. Brilliant doesn't even begin to describe the writing and delivery.
Let me just say that as a catholic who spent her school years in catholic school, if catechism was told to us like this, I would not be sleeping in class!!😂😂😂🤣
Right?! 😂😂