A Black Lady Sketch Show: Black Table Talk (Full Sketch) | HBO
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A Black Lady Sketch Show: Black Table Talk (Full Sketch) | HBO
I just love how Pre-PhD could be anywhere from kindergarten to an actual PhD.
Imma use that lol
I’m going to have all the kids in my family add Pre-PhD on all of their school work from now on . 😉
I'm putting that on my new business cards!
@@katrinab7657 Excellent idea! Put that out in the atmosphere.
@@michellemoore4585 Do it! If kids visualize themselves as pre-PhD, my guess is they will be more likely interested in actually becoming PhDs. The power of suggestion!
"Oh No! White people got you thinking bread is a prize."
I hollered!!!!
Same!
😂
She's got a point there. The amount of carbs in the bag alone...
@2:48
@2:48
“You didn’t think I could read?”
“I had hoped not” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 listennnn.... that had me on the floor
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Omg i threw up everything i ate cuz this part made me laugh so hard. My stomach over here cramping up, I'm in pain. I might be the first person to call 9-1-1 for laughing so hard that it hurts.
@4:30😂😂
y’all the credits got me weakk😂😭 “make up artist: the oppressors beauty standards” “assistant editor: black Twitter comments”
Mother Turquoise was the one that made me laugh
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"Ballot is 2 letters away from BULLET!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Did you see how many times Supreme Rahmeek was given credit 😂😂😂
Same!!!
The fact that Gabrielle was the first celebrity guest on Red Table Talk makes this even funnier.
I know right I remember how emotional that first episode was, complete opposite of this “black” table talk 😂
Hahahah so true
Can you imagine if had been Jada?😅🤣😂
@@msdsplayground8360 yow I think that would be epic but they would be fighting for the trophy. Cause pre PHD is not having it.
Lol I didn't know that
"Women in the workplace... WHY?" is a perfect way to start a sketch. Had me cackling from jump
“Is that like a school? Because you need to leave every child behind” 😂😂
Think that's a shot at Umar
@@shellsharpe118 yup!
That part had me screaming last night 😂😂😂
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🥳🥳🥳🥳🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Florida education system jab was what I felt that was lol
“That’s very Doug Christie of you guys” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 man they squeezed everything they could in these 5 minutes
"Aren't you at work right now??"
"I don't get paid for this!! I have made.. NO MONEY doing ANYTHING!!!"
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭
The logic is infallible. You cannot catch her working!
😂😂😂😂😂
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Best line ever!
"Women in the workplace: Why?!"
I hate her...😂😂😂😂
"Like Lauryn Hill, you have been miseducated" 😂😂😂😂😂 I love this show!!!
And LATE!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@annetteparker-haynes4510 its the LATE for me lol .
@@nwananka I holler'd 🤣🤣🤣
Agreed. That had me on the floor. 🤣
😂😂😂😂
I lost it at "Let yo God speak!" In college, I dated a HOTEP/BRO-TEP who would've used this line!!! 😆😆😆
"Why so many jobs and how does your husband deal with this betrayal?"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't stop laughing 😆😁.
"Aren't you at work right now?"
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"Is that a school? Cuz you need to leave EVERY child behind."
Yessss.... Jessica B.W how are you doing.
Fantastic line !!!
Hello.
@@KS-op5hb Hello.
😂😂😂😂
Gabrielle trying not to laugh the whole time makes this perfect.
😆😆😆
I was literally cracking up at the look on her face, just priceless! 😆😆😆
Struggling! LOL
I feel like they were both trying to keep from laughing considering the crazy twist and turns of the script.
💯 agree...GB was dying 😅
“Ballot is just 2 letters away from bullet” 😂😂🤣
I paused it and laughed when I heard that. Looked around and actually had to think about how funny that was 😂
I hollered!! 😂😂
Bars
Gabrielle look like she improvised this whole thing and wanted to laugh the whole time.
She really did🤣🤣
Because she definitely did lol
Facts!! Props that anyone could stay in character as well. Cuz I was in tears the whole time 🤣💀🤣
It called professional
She has to give us the “I thought I came here to empower black women but I was tricked by this Herterp pickmeisha!” vibe!
"Unfortunately no, he does not fraternize with married women; except for me and all 8 of his wives." 😂
“A Founding Pharoah of a Pyramid Scheme” I see what you did there 😂
I saw it too 😅😅 very clever writing ✍🏾
That had me weak 😂 😂
Genius!!! 🤣🤣🤣
She went there! 😂😂😂
I confess to my shame I totally missed it.
"How do you feel about your wife out here working like a free range chicken?" DEAD
“Women *death stare* I’m sorry FEmales” 😭😂 the satire of it all
That was deep
Yessss!!!
I don't get it😩 can someone explain it to me please lol
@@chinivakarwa6403 a lot of misogynists tend to use female/females and a lot of hoteps are misogynists
I was confused at first but I get it it now lolololol
I hate how I can never fully laugh at these because I know women with shades of this lunacy in my personal life 😭😭😭
"How do you feel about your wife, out here working like a free-range chicken?"
That SENT me 😩🤣😭
🤣🤣🤣😭😭 I found that so funny
😆😆😆😆
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😂😂😂
"All 8 of his wives!" Robin Thede is over the top hilarious!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wearing sneakers 👟🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You have disgusted me, you never told me you were literate. This is a total abomination"
"You didn't think i could read?"
"I had hoped not"😂😂😂
And never mind the fact the book was about women and farting... 😁😁😁
"I shouldn't have read in that first marriage" 😭😭
That line a out hoping she couldn't read & could Gabrielle get thru the WHOLE alphabet is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. And she says it with such disappointment! 😂😂😂
@@fdaking499 😅😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I don't how the heck Gabrielle could continue to do this scene and not bust out laughing 😂😂😂. I would've been hollering 😅😅😅 in there especially when she brought out the the cardboard D Wade out... Too funny much love to this show !
I lost it when she smacked that book out of her hand 😂😂🤣💀 "you never told me you were literate?!? this is a total abomination!"
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Can you read .... The whole alphabet? 😂
the. way. I. hollered.
I need a gif immediately 😂😂
@@fierceandfreern5445 yesss!! 🙌🏿😂
“Explain yourself! How much can you read? The *whole* alphabet??” 🤣🤣🤣 That line killed me
“i shouldn’t have read in that first marriage” 😂😂😂 i love gabrielle’s ability to just emerge herself in the silliness 😍😍😍
You meant to immerse, not to emerge. I know it's 8 months after your comment but I felt that I needed to let you know. And yes, her ability to do so in that sketch was great...
@@idmann17 thank you! emerge did my head in.
“That’s so Doug Christie of you guys.” 🤣
Had to look up who that was and up popped a basketball player and I was like, how have I not heard of a polygamous basketball player? but added poly to google and got the lawyer instead-kinda disappointing actually.
Dat confused me cuz i only know chris christie🤷🏾
The lion roar everytime she addressed cardboard Dwayne Wade🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@nonamepainter no, no “god” 😂
@@nonamepainter 😆
I’m crying I hadn’t noticed the roar
Gabrielle Union's facial expressions took me out 😂😂😂
Whoa, Gabby Union is turning 50 next year. I'm about to go moisturize & drink 2 gallons of water!
Okkaaaayyyy!
She is 45
@@bubby784 October 29 1972 fam. She has always stated that, plus she's 9 1/2 years older than her husband. Dig a little deeper online.
She's gorgeous!!!!!!
@@ginoissac8009 1975
“Why so many jobs and how does your husband deal with this betrayal.”😂😂😂😂😂
"White people got you thinking bread is a prize" 😂😂
Yow, that took me out...🤣🤣🤣💀
That’s it! That’s the line that took me out!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
but it actually kinda true if you think about it...
@@QueenZsWorld You should have started with See See See
*looks around as if being punked* “Ma’am this is a take out menu” 😂😂😂😂
"I worked my whole career"- "That's the problem"😂. Love this show
It's really not funny....it's corny....
@@kingrambo4l559 nope I disagree it's the funniest thing ever in life
I was in the floor through this whole sketch, and then officially died laughing during the credits. I'm typing this comment from Heaven. 😅🤣😁🤣😅
‘Kaavia has me on a curfew’ 💀💀💀💀
But but but, see see see, no no no, LMBO
Yes a proper mom desires to feed bathe and bed they child on a schedule when possible! Especially gab she doesn't want to miss that baby belch now she finally has her
I felt that as a mom😂😂😀
@@janellmeads1399 There's that, but if you've seen their family dynamic on social media you also have to admit that joke is funny because that grown lady in a little miss body seems to rules the roost in that household.
I truly believe this!
I'm so happy to see these sisters representing their own unique brand of improv and they are BRILLIANT at it!
She has made NO money doing ANYthing 😂 . Can I call you Oshun? Yall writers are thee best
Like me but doing everything
She got that pyramid scheme, tho.
That Oshun Joke had me!
@@brittanycarriger hahah me too!
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“Today’s topic, women in the workplace… Why?!” 😂😂😂
"That's why you only have one husband" "I've had a couple.." the shade!! 😂😂
Ikr 😂😂😂
"How many books did you get through?" "dozens" 🤣🤣🤣
Gabrielle's reaction to seeing Dwayne's cardboard cutout 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Makeup Artist for Ms.Union -The Oppressor’s Beauty Standards” 😭😭😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol. I'm dying at those credits.
@@staceyc9343 - don't tell Supreme Rahmeek she can drive 😂
@@bobigghhb3 Gotcha Mr. Nubian King with your permission.
the whole credits had me in tears 🤣🤣🤣
''Because you need to leave every child behind." Lol 😆
I love Gabrielle Union
'I shouldn't have read in that first marriage' Reading is killing marriages a Dr Haddassah Ali Young Man truth 😂😂
Please don’t leave out Pre-PhD🤣🤣🤣
Its the "Literature" moment for me😂😂😂...This show is Amazzing
“Like Lauren Hill you have been miseducated and late to the true knowledge” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
This character is, hands down, my favorite one on this show!
"A woman who actually farts: the freedom of flatulence" 😂😂😂😂
That should be a great book😂
A meditation book probably.
“Breathe innnnnnnnn, let it ouuuuuuttttt”
💨 💨 💨
"White people got you thinking bread is a prize"!!! OMG this was HILARIOUS!!!!
"No cardboard cutouts were harmed in the making of this episode." Seriously this show is so extra! I love it
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“You never told me you were literate”. I mean the way Gabrielle looked at her in confusion is priceless. 😂😂😂😂
The credits took me all the way out! 😂😂
“Associate Editor: Black Twitter Comments”
“Vibranium provided by Shuri (Not the one from Black Panther”
Whaaaat? 💀💀💀💀
Makeup Artist for Ms. Union - The Oppressor's Beauty Standards 😂😂😭
I am 😭😭😭😭💀☠️
Speaking permission by Supreme Rahmeek and production design by Supreme Rahmeek’s seed, Supreme Rahmeek Jr. 🤣😂😭
I'm so glad you said something because I would have missed it!
That one @@lizzfrmhon 🤣🤣🤣
This sketch had me at “Subservient African Queen”
That let me know right away it was gonna be one 😂
My mother is a Manager and a Nurse Practitioner and dad a lecturer before journalism….😂
I know! That’s what threw me
“Speaking permission by Supreme Rahmeek” 😂😂🤣
"Is that a school..cause you need to leave every child behind?!!"...😅🤣😂
😂
that was crazy funny
👏🏾
Working like a free range chicken……I am dying😂
“Earth, let your god speak.” I’m weak at her for this 💀😂 1:57
I can definitely see why this won an Emmy!!! 😂😂👏🏾👏🏿👏🏿👏🏾👏🏾👏🏽👏🏽👏🏼👏🏼
TI being an associate producer is taking me down. 😂😂😂 The whole credit sequence 😂 😂
“Dozens” 🥹😂 that part had me cracking up and when she smacked the book lolol
"See, see, see, no, no, no....." 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂🤣
The number of times I've watched this skit and never noticed the credits on the side at the end. Not T.I. and B.O.B. on the crew 🤣🤣
“I’m so sorry cardboard Dwayne Wade “
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That had me DEAD.
GU: “I have worked my whole career…”
QH: “THAT’S the problem!”
''Associate Producer - T.I. Harris'' I'm dead. Not the head of these online hoteps 😭😭😭
I'm dead. Robin is spot-on with the hotep talk!
Don’t see how mocking black empowerment in front of a white audience is funny. Sad to me.
@@ejt3329 Right! Not funny @all.😕😐🤦🏿
@@ejt3329 big difference between Black empowerment and Hoteping
@@darrenkey207
So you don’t see a problem with white media using black people to bash each other? I don’t know man. That’s just the way I look at it. The fact that HBO put this on tv bothers me. And the fact that our own people laugh at it bothers me
The African drums 🥁 & Lion 🦁 roars on point!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"earth, let your god speak" and tribal drums play while the camera pans to Dwayne Wayde's cardboard cut out 😂😂😂😂
That took me out, the delivery
I have made no money doing anything😂….A Venmo request for tuition😂😂😅
"But, but, but, see, see, see, no, no, no" I am screaming
The African drums in the background is just killing me🤣🤣🤣🤣
This show is funnier than anything SNL has come up with in 10 years or I'm being generous, ever.
Yes! So true
Facts!!
Omg yes and I love SNL but this is brilliant.
I agree...but that snl R Kelly and Gayle King skit has me on the floor till this day
Snl n this are cousins or siblings
"Like Lauryn Hill, you have been miseducated and you're late...to the true knowledge." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Like Lauryn Hill you’re miseducated and late to the true knowledge “
Now that’s a BAR
The facial expressions Dr. Hadassah makes always send me!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
"I don't mean to rush you.... but Kaavia has me on a curfew"😂😂😂😂
Earth, let your God speak 😂😂 I cannot😂😂😂
Not "working like a free-range chicken" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 ayoooooo
That took me out. I'm adding it to my vernacular 😂🤣😂🤣
'that's very Doug Christie of you guys'.....LOL!!!!!!
Gabrielle’s mugging singlehandedly carried this sketch omg
It is 2 am and Im going through all the sketches knowing I got work in the morning. I love this show!
She's a "Dr" yet it's still Pre-Ph.D 🤣🤣😂😭😭😭😭
"You see.. according to the universal-like laws of manifestation, you be it until you see it!.. can you be it? Can you BE it.. then you and everyone around you from you granny to little itty baby will SEE it! " lol Wear the name and game will follow. LOL
And obviously can’t (or not allowed to) read.
Ok hater, you probably didn't even graduate from pre school sitting here judging her..🥴
@@bplatonova whoosh
“I have made no money doing any thing!” I am deaddd
Yo the end credits are sending me!
Assistant editor
“ black Twitter comments” 😂😂😂
Produced by TI Harris I'm Weak lol
..."sending me"? Lol
@@kondodurham2599
TOP DEFINITION
sending me
sending me is the equivalent to “im screaming” or “i literally cant”. its basically when something that has little to no humor in it but you somehow manage to laugh at it
“the picture of pete davidson walking on the streets after ariana grande kicked him out is SENDING ME”
by missxokunt November 19, 2018
Am I the only one had to keep reminding myself this was Comedy? Seen way to many Queen Haddasahs on the IG and FB. 😂😂😂
I hope Gabrielle Union gets to take the cardboard of her husband home 😂.
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Is that like a School.... because you need to leave every child behind...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Coffee came out my nose..
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS BRILLIANT!!! The ladies who work on this show are GREAT, this show needs to exist today, & everyday after tomorrow.
“ma’am this is a takeout menu” TOOK ME OUT
they have chemistry, id love to see a black girl buddy comedy with union and thede
The soundtrack is its own character in the skit. Excellent.
"Sister, may I call you Oshun?"😂😂😂😂
My knees literally get weak when I watch these sketches! I literally just slid from my couch to the floor! My dog just ran over to check on me! LAWD WHY!!!🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love this, Gabrielle looked ready to burst out laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way she slapped the book outta her hand though 04:12 😂😂
Gab: my husband respects a woman...
Her: 😯
Gab: sorry... female
😭😭 this really is what we've come to
That part took me out. 😭😭😭😭
@@TheSingingMystic87 it is
Laughed out loud when she switched to 'female' 😭😭😭
Yes, and it’s ridiculous!
Well too many men are now calling themselves "woman", so female is the designated term we have to use.
This is THEE funniest show I have seen in YEARS!!! OMG. Every single line is a gem.
Robin is a genuis!!!. Gabrielle wanted to laugh. Lol