The Res-herrection (Full Sketch) | A Black Lady Sketch Show | Max
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- You don’t have to show a little clavicle to see the full Res-herrection sketch. We got you.
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This skit could literally be a show.
IKR? It would be hilarious and they have plenty of material to pull from. Let me send up a prayer.
It should.
Yessss! 🙌🏾🙌🏾😂😂
For real, so much Biblical material to play with.
I'd definitely watch it
“They’re just holes in the sides of mountains. You kick the bear out and move in.”
I’m dying lmfao
I was looking for this quote.😂😂😂😂
She did NOT just say “this whole Christchella week has been crazy!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL! Everytime I watch this sketch I pick up new things....this time 'Christchella' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Are you Lot's wife? because you're so...salty". haha. that's classic. gonna use that
I don’t know the Bible that well lol..can you explain the joke??
@@monkeybutt72811 Lot’s family was fleeing his home and was ordered not to look back. His wife did, got turned into a pillar of salt
@@jchan985 ohhh…thank you😂😂😂😂
brilliant right?!!!
Very classic 🤣🤣🤣
"You just showin' your clavicle for what?" yo this sketch got me crackin 😂😂
🤣
I’m lustin again huh? 😂😂
@@LankyJay601 yeah publicly
Wordplay and Biblical puns are amazing. Great writing, ladies.
since when middle eastern people are Blac??? lmao
@@Saiputera oh Ryan! Try again.
@@Saiputera they were never middle eastern people, they lied and took our history while being enslaved. The people of the Bible were and always blk people. Read the Bible the KJV, the 1610 KJV that's the closest iteration to the actual Bible that hasn't been tampered with.
@@Saiputera you doing to much Ryan lmao
@@Saiputera Where do you think a Middle Eastern person came from? 🥴
The part about the cave rent got me laughing.
"Cave rent is not a thing!" It got me too 😂
Just kick the bear out and move in🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Section 8
She's literally paying for a 'hole tax'
“I’m front row at the crucifixion, I don’t know how I’m going to get those images outta my mind” 😂💀
That line may sound funny but in the Bible the scriptures does mention that when He was crucified that it was so bad that He didn't even look like a human being.
"I haven't slept a night since".
How did they get a front row to that? Every other time they were in the back
@@PRIMEGospel Who really wanted to be in the row to see Jesus like that?
Blood everywhere Lmfaooo
"I'm lusting, again huh?
Yeah!
I was lusting?
Yeah, publicly!"
🤣🤣🤣
“Who knew this was the LAST supper? I thought it was just going to supper? If they had told me it was the LAST supper, I would have dressed up “ 😆💀💀💀
LMAO , I think i got a hernia from laughing at that joke , it was soo genius!
"Loaves, fishes, cave rent. All free?
Cave rent is not a thing!!"
🤣🤣🤣
🤣 It is NOT a thing!
Just comedic gold
“We are just try to Able but you keep Cain-ing us” 😆
*Abel
Leper, please!
"bars"
WHOA😂!!!!
Shoot I missed this one. Cain-ing
"everybody knows I ghost wrote half of Song of Solomon".
The mannerisms to go with that line is genius level. You can't write that.
"A very loud ghost" caught my spirit!
@@JenniferBrigitteOpticalVortex ma'am!!!!..I'm died!
@@reginaldcapers9478 This show is at the very apex of humor!
This sketch really paid off for people who know their Bible stories for sure. SoS is the Judeo-Christian Kamasutra. I had a professor try to explain it away as metaphorical for man's love for God.
This whole sketch is bars after bars, after bars. It's frigging brilliant.
True
It's the twirl for me! 🤣🤣🤣 #pettyMary
Chile, me too!
Lalalalala😂
Mary with that Kenya Moore twirl
Toodles
This character reminds me so much of a lady I use to work with. She use to walk around all high mighty, walked on her tippie toes, kick her leg up in the air when she walked by, all that mess. 🤣🤣🤣
The whole skit was one big "I understood that reference!" All those years in Sunday School have truly paid off 🙏
"For somebody who's always standing right next to Christ you don't be listening when he talkin'" "At all! Why aren't you nice?"
A Word and a 😂
“Dr. Phil-istine over here” is genius lol 😂
I was looking for the comment before I added it.
Me three. It was brilliant. 😅 @@shoot4themoon406
" What ends do you have to make meet ? Baby, you live in a cave ! "
This season is so great !
Every time I read Luke and John I always say the same thing “I just read this already” so the fact that they have each other copying each other books😂 I spit my water out
"Kick the bear out and move in." 🤣🤣🤣
"You know I'd rather swim in an unparted Red Sea than gossip" LMAO
“You’re a very loud ghost” 😂😂😂
My favorite part🤣
Why is Mary soooooo shady bruh🤣🤣
the wife of all the most popular men.is always shady. It's a gift
She is the first lady of the Christian faith. Everybody know first ladies stay throwing church shade.
Entitled
I want tickets to this writer's room, DVDs of blooper reels and director commentary versions. Take my money, please!
I want a longer season 😪
I want to watch the whole process... The brilliance of concept to the writing to the development of the characters
The sincere delivery of "It's my *mom* Mary... and you knew that" kills me every time. She *was* wrong for coming for her leper mom though, that's out of bounds.
Oh my gosh, not the crowd section chanting "MOVE THAT ROCK"! Dead!!
I didn't catch that. Ha!!!
"You're just showing your clavicle for what"🤣🤣🤣
It's the ankles being shown and shamed. Who knew 😉
I love watching how much Gabrielle clearly loves playing this role lol. I can say from experience, playing the obnoxious popular kid, valley girl type character is so much fun
"what ends do you have to make meet? baby you live in a cave" I ROLLED OVER AND DIED!!!
As a former youth pastor i can say that this is 100% accurate.
"Meek where? They got they ankles out!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Robin Thede is a GOAT ...and has a long career ahead of her💯
I agree
Dear Lordt, give me the strength to stop watching this sketch several times a day. “Stay dirty and sad, toodles!” 💀
LOLOLOLOLOL - Not Mary with the holy twirl!! The Black Lady Sketch Show never misses!! Stay dirty and sad. :)
Even the hairstyles are spot on..it’s the details for me..let’s go black girl magic❤️❤️
“we just tryna able and you keep caning us” 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣i rolled
Bars
“Blood errywhere!” “I haven’t slept a Night SINCE!?!”
"You know I'm third cousins with Ponchas Pilate" classic
Pontius Pilate
“I’m lusting again ain’t I?” 😂
Wow! Comedic genius with the Bible references🔥👏🏾.
Not "Christ-Chella"😂😂. Priscilla ghost writer😂😂, Mary so shady I love it. Luke and John part took me out🤣😭😭. #BlackExcellence
Me too: Luke and John 😂
I'm in LOVE with the biblical skits. Somebody, tell my good sis about everything that's free thanks to God. First the loaves and fishes, now Cave Rent. You down bad girl 😂😂
"We just tryna Abel... And you keep Caining us!" 😂💜
Bars!
This girl Hannah is forever paying something that’s free. I saw the other 2 skits. Mercy.
I thought they couldn’t do better than the last supper..God dam I was wrong..brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂
Me too! Those two are the best episodes
You can brag that it's brimming with biblical knowledge 😘
“Are you lots wife?”
“No… why?”
“Because you’re so salty” 😂
I’m about to start using these with the congregation
Please do..omg
"It's my mom, Mary, and you knew that." , her delivery looool i'm cryinggg 2:06
Don't come for her Leper Mom. 😂
"Everybody know i ghost write the song of solomon."
"You are a loud ghost."
I'M CRACKING
"If they had told me it was the LAST supper I would have dressed up!"
Robin said Skye improvised the clavicle part. Lmaooooo
I. Am. Crying. "CHRISTChella Weekend". 😂😂
I had to rewind every dialogue to re-hear every line. God the writing is to die for
It is excellent...💯💥
I hope that GOD is laughing right along with us.
“Hi John hi Luke, Luke hi John” I’m dead🤣
Wow.. I need to watch this one a FEW times to catch all that wordplay! Awesomeness!
I watched it 5 times! 😂😂
@@traceywhitney1272 tis my 3rd time.
"why you coming for her leper mom?!" OMG funny AF
The groans when Mary approaches 😂😂😂😂
Christ-chella week...🤣🤣These ladies and their writers are genius.
“Stay dirty and sad.” 😭😭
Mary knows that was not necessary. She was just shady for no reason.
That needs to be a T-shirt.
Shardrack, Meshack and AbedneGO🤣🤣
She said “Christ-Chella “ 😂😂
“Kick the bear out and move in!” Good luck with that 😂😂😂
It was the clavicle for me! 🤣🤣🤣
Great to see these characters again for an encore. So well written.
She said, *"Dr. Philistine over here"* and I passed out!!!! 🤣😅😆
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE SKETCH BESIDES BOTH REEF GANG SKETCHES 😂🙌🏾
Gang orientation was lit!
@@Abena425 so was the gang retreat
@@katrinab7657 Oh. Thanks. Must have missed that one!
Yup...and add the Artender to that
“CAVE RENT IS NOT A THING!” “There IS NO cave rent!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣bruh y’all just don’t know how much i love this damn skit! Lmaoooo
"...just kick the bear out and move in!" 🤣🤣🤣
and her look like...like she was talking about stepping on a bug
Look at Mary hitting them with the Proverbs 10:31!!😂😂
The “you stink Mary” has me gone😂😂😂😂😂
Let me tell you the writing on this show is pure genius. The only problem I have with this sketch is that it wasn’t longer.
"forgive me. I know not what I do." 🤣
Edit: the magical whimsical twirl off too. 💀 Jesus take the Mary
Yeah! 😂
When Mary twirled away..... I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Genius… I wish they had this sketch when I went to Vacation Bible school back n the day…😂
The way Mary left twirling. I died 😩🤣🤣🤣
"A very loud ghost!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“There’s holes on the side of mountains you kick the bear out and move in “ 💀
"Why would you pay for something that God gave you?" ❤
You're a very loud ghost 😂😂😂 I lost it
These skits are golden!
Every line!!!..seriously killed it.
Public Lusting! This is just beyond. I don't know how y'all come up with it. So smart.
My favorite skits be these Bible ladies!! The writing and their dialog is top tier!❤
I loved that they referred back to the first one!! and this was SO GOOD!!!
Mary Magdalene's make up though!
No but can this be a series please???
Tbh it's not even what their saying... kinda of corny by itself... but the DELIVERY! The delivery of the lines made the sketch *chefs kiss*
I mean tongue click after the tongue cut out part - GENIUS.
They got their ankles out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was the clavicle flash for me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
This show and all of their sketches have me screaming with laughter 😂😂😂😂 I trying to get my daughters to watch this but she don’t have a sense of humor like me lol
Y’all this show is hilarious, great writing and versatile! It’s so refreshing seeing black women in comedy shows🥰. First show we’ve got that’s like this
I watch this everyday - sometimes twice along with all the other sketches. I can't get enough of The Black Lady Sketch Show! Showing your clavicle hahahaha!!! brilliant!
Not Luke, copying John 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was amazing 🤩!!!!!! I need more of these .. the Bible thing is tuff … can we turn this Bible concept into like a series of sketches? Cause it’s so refreshing
I second that motion ☄️☄️☄️
I third the motion.
You all make some of the BEST biblical parodies! I always wanted to see material like this!
"Let's just be like Shadrach Meshach and AbedneGO"
“ then I’m front row at the crucifixion I don’t know how I’m gonna get those images out my mind “
“ that’s the one thing you have free in this life,,…. I thought that was loafs and fishes … that too … so loaf fishes and cave rent ALL FREE … cave rent isn’t a thing “
“ You kick the bear out.. and move in “
“ worst seats in the house “
Omg this skit and the last sup her are my absolute favorites this needs to be in everything episode of every season, they could even make a spin off show about the Bible omggg that would be everything!!!!! And Gabriel as Mary is PERFECTION 😍😭💯🙏💪🏾
MOVE 👏🏾THAT👏🏾 ROCK👏🏾
MOVE 👏🏾THAT👏🏾 ROCK👏🏾
MOVE 👏🏾THAT👏🏾 ROCK👏🏾
I'm here because of this skit alone. I thought it was a whole show. 😂
Ironically, this is the most accurate version we've seen so far. 🧐
This is simply comedic genius!!!