Dr. Haddassah: Career Day (Full Sketch)| A Black Lady Sketch Show | Max
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
- These kids need to put some respect on Dr. Haddassah's pre-PhD!
Watch the full Dr. Haddassah: Career Day sketch from the Season 3 premiere of A Black Lady Sketch Show.
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Cant lie, im upset that this wasnt another sketch.
thanks anyway, great film.
"Your eyes, they are...so Egyptian" - Blue-eyed man to blue-eyed woman 😂
Yes, totally from...the Egyptians. 😉
That part took me out, same with her blonde braids 💀
the delusion is astounding.
😂😊😁 brings back happy memories, ngl.
XD
As an attorney, I've adopted starting every argument with "SEE, SEE, SEE."
You betta not..you're gonna be held in contempt 🤣🤣
🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
As an attorney, you should see the sketch "Black lady courtroom" and tell me about it...
@@nifapz9596 that’s one of my favorite sketches.
“I’m sorry, Your Honor…”
“Why, do you clap on the 1’s and 3’s?” 😂
The little young girl who played the younger Dr. Hadassah killed her part! She did so good! Good job little lady!!😂😂😂🥰
The 227 lunchbox ☠
@@xenacats I know, right? 🤣🤣🤣
YAAAAS 😂😂😂
It’s 3:50 am and I burst out laughing at that part
Yes so good 👏👏👏
The line about the Pyramids and Aliens though. That's so true.
Agreed! So true! Ancient Aliens series on the History Channel . 🤣🤣🤣
Yep
She actually made some good points this time around 😂
Its true. I have seen such arguments like the Great Zimbabwe monuments which were probably built around the 12th or 13th century were built by portuguese who only stepped into that part of africa around the 16th century. Just because they did not want to give credit to the local Monomotapa Kingdom
See see see
She kinda took me back naming all those UPN shows Girlfriends, Cutz, Eve, All of us , One on One, Half and Half 😂😂😂😂😂
Veronica mars 😅
@@mr3nos Veronica mars was the ish though
I said speak sister! 🤣😭
UPN STANDS FOR UNDER PAID NERGROS. STAND DOWN MY BLAXK QUEEN" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I forgot about Cutz. Did that one have Tony Rock?
Laughter is not the best medicine!
It's African Black Soap!
Everybody knows it!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That black soap is fr tho. Love it
Well the Chicken was bread from the African Guinea Fowl so.....
It's true tho😅
I thought it was Shea Butter
Oh wait...SOAP not soup..... DAMN'D dyslexia....
“Yeah take him…. I’m tired of being addressed as female…” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
That line had me like “Wait, what…?” 🤔…😮
@@TommyStrategic a little strange that line.
@@hs-qk9qf He was her sneaky link, 😆
@@TommyStrategic what are you talking about?
This was before they declared their love on the ancestral plain, amongst Vibranium...
Has got to be 🤣
You know this show is legendary when you can quote dialogue from it
@@MichaelMengo Pre Ph.D.
yo chill lol
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
The kids killed it in this episode 😂😂
Didn't they
My favorite part was the young Hailey.
They really did 🤣🤣😂😂😂
I've shown this to everyone 😂😂😂
Dr Haddassah needs her own show. The part about the pyramids was a gem.
I just commented that. I would watch a whole series about her. This character is hilarious on so many levels, lol.
yes she does need her own show
Amen.
I would never miss an episode cause her and that pre PhD gets me every time
That part right there. That's some truth. My former supervisor (older white guy) brought that up in a conversation. He literally believes that it must've been aliens that did it since they didn't have machines that could build like that. Like damn, man, we were the damn machines. You saw what we built in this country....
Not Luther Vandross Prepatory Academy. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Dat part😭🤣
That took me out from the start! 🤩
🤣🤣🤣
Please 😁😁😁
Michael Ealy being Supreme Ramnik fits into the fan-fiction I've created in my head.
"I was carved out of the homeland..." - can't stop cackling!
I’m using this line FOREVER 💅🏽
“Like a cherry blossom by the airport”
With that CLEARLY Caucasian blood, as well, running through his (Both of them) veins. Still gorgeous though.
Oh noooooooo lol
I was carved out from the base of the Yggdrasil by the Norns.
"You don't have any lotion on either."
"BECAUSE IT'S WHITE!!!"
LMFAOOOOOOO 😆 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭
🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Awww, I felt so bad for Hadassah there for a minute. I can also fully understand how Supreme Ramik has her so sprung she doesn't mind him not marrying her on this plain. 🤣🤣🤣
What's funny is how afro centric they are with their blue green eyes and Hlight skin lol
Getting married on the ancestral plain is all that matters... There's no vibranium on the one we're in.
Along with 7 other common African law wives
As hilariously annoying as Hadassah can be, I also felt bad for her when the chirren were mocking her. I kinda hoped that she would do a Carrie on them (LOL just kidding), but I am glad that she kinda found her chiseled, fine AF king. 😂
@@trent_king I am married to a Ghanaian. I have stayed in Ghana for extended periods of time. I am his only wife, and no one in his family or among his friends have more than one spouse. As a matter of fact they value marriage more than the Americans because they encourage each other to marry and celebrate it! So, please don't generalize the entire African continent with a stereotype!
The young girl playing Young Haddasah was great. All the kids were.
Bae-con had me, but the whole sock and lotion exchange was just too much, I loved it 😂😂😂
Bae couse they wanna cozzy up to us lmaoo
Come to think about it, I ain't ever seen any Black lotion.
😂😂🤣🤣
This character is hilarious. I be in tears every time.
Notice she didn't use a white tissue or napkin to wipe her tears she used her hair. 💀😅
Of all the persons in the world , I would have never expected Supreme Ramik to be this man 🤣. I am deceased. Lemme go watch that first Hadassah episode again 😂
Michael Ealy for the win! 😂
lmaooo right!
I was dead when he walked in!!! Black Pharoh … see , see , see…. Lmao 🤣
How loud I gasped when the camera panned over to him… 😍
Gabrielle Union’s response at Black Table Talk now makes sense lol
The look on her face when he says, "Isn't every book a pre-Pulitzer?"
Oh my god. 🤣🤣🤣
When they started playing Ladysmith Black Mambazo I felt the shift in the atmosphere 😂😂😂
The music in the sketch is awesome!
A cultural phenomenon when he first them in the 90s
mntase nami i felt it😂😂😂
It was even in Coming to America
See see see as a south african I felt it
The Hotep love connection with Micheal Ealy - perfection!! 🤣🤣🤣
That Pre-PHD gets me every time 😂😂😂
Same here!! I can now announce that I am also pre-PH.D. Do I have my Masters...no, but that's OK!
EVVVVVVe-r-y Time!!! And now, pre-Pulitzer books (self-published)!
@@mabfoustChile . . . folk with no G.E.D. gonna be proclaiming THAT one! 😆
@@mabfoustexactly. My favorite grift now is being a Pre PhD
"Good morning?! Who is in mourning?" I died 🤣🤣
"It's probably made of cotton too"
I can't 🤣
And let out a Lord Jesus too. 🤣🤣🤣 The hypocrisy. Lol
Not only did i get a good laugh but I actually learned about the "killing" of United Paramount Network. Dr. Haddassah's pre-PhD. dedication to black empowerment is unmatched lol
I still miss Eve
Yoooo! I thought UPN stood for urban programing network 😬
🤣🤣😂
I thought they merged with WB to become the the CW?...
Eh, I guess "kiiled" is also appropriate given the mess that is the CW.
@@deeya they did
Are we going to ignore the fact that one of the girls in the flashback had a 227 lunchbox? A 227 LUNCHBOX, Y'ALL!
Now I got to go back and find her......
That took me out 🤣
😫😫😫 “Take Him , I’m tired being addressed as Female” 😂
Take him because I'm getting tired of being called female is so relatable as a black woman
I hate it. It almost always comes with the hint of either condescension or outright insult where none is warranted. And when you call people out on it, they go all wide-eyed innocent, like "What do you mean? Now you're just looking for a reason to be upset." For what it's worth, I'm a black, male (HAH) retired Army officer, and got tired of people saying "soldiers and FEMALE soldiers" with the same negative connotations attached. Truly ridiculous when some of my 'female soldiers' could smoke anybody else in the unit, no questions asked. I was lucky enough to grow up surrounded by black men and women of great character (missing my grandparents especially right now) who supported each other. It can be done.
@@BruinPhD2009 I usually hear from army men that they don’t understand why women are even allowed to join the army because apparently women don’t contribute anything and actually hold their troops back, so thank you for posting this. Your recognition means a lot.
I’m not sure whether to Like this comment or not, but I hear you.
I gotta give mad props to the young lady that played young Hadassah. WOW, she was so great!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
And Michael Ealy. Lord, have mercy. 😍
“African black soap is, everyone knows that.”😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂😂
I loved UPN.
"Veronica Mars, you better not" Good old V Mars.
But her best friend was Wallace! 🤣🤣🤣
I need the bloopers for this one ASAP! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right, haha!
ASAP!!!! FR🤣🤣
She doesn't have any lotion on because it's WHITE. I'm dead!!!!!!!!
Ironic Fact: Aveeno took their golden (actual color) lotion (marketed to Black people for a golden tone) off the market shortly after releasing it.🤔🤔🤔
@@lql1094hhmm..behind the laughs lays elements of truth.. always...
But so are her legs if she not putting any lotion on them 😂
@@queencleopatra007 See, see, see! A true queen should only be using shea butter carved from the homeland 🤣🤣🤣
she even wiped her tears with her hair, 'cause she couldn't use a white tissue 🤣😂
They way they killed UPN… they accuracy 😂😂😂😂😂
I died when he said "I'm here to pick up my seed" 😂😂😂😂
Immediately Dr. Haddassa appears on the screen, I can't help but burst into laughter 😂😂😂
I’m so happy A Black Lady Sketch Show is back and with a bang!! This skit was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 Dr. Haddassah olayinka ali youngman is one of my characters loved the flashback and she found her king. This season is gonna be good 💯
He was already around they never showed him
@@Butterflies515 This was a flashback depicting their first meeting.
@@myway2503 oh okay
Don't forget pre-PhD. Gotta put some respect on her name!
@@zakiyacarter3714 Hey, she just has to defend her dissertation...in the next 10-15 years.
I will never get over how sharp Robin's mind is...and her team of writers, of course. I wonder if Amber Ruffin is still writing for this, the pyramid and aliens joke sounds exactly like something she'd say!!
Love that we get to see the origin story. Of course Supreme Ramik is played by Michael Ealy.
your scent...like a cherry blossom by the airport 🤣🤣🤣
Nothing like a bit of fuel jet to bring out the scent 😂
“Laughter is not the best medicine african black soap is” 😂
“Your eyes, they’re so… Egyptian”. Both of them have blue eyes 🤣😂
💀
"Veronica Mars you better not"😂😂."See, see, see your way back to your seat" 🤣🤣. The kids killed it🔥🔥. Lawwwd Supreme Ramnik😍. #BlackExcellence
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was carved out of the homeland is how imma respond to compliments from now on
Ses see see, even a Dr Haddassah Olayinka pre-PhD can find kindred spirits. What am I doing wrong 😕 Love the young Dr too BTW 😂
Young Hadassah was soo great!!! Lol 😂
Stop reading and working. You’re emasculating your future king.
Yassssss 🤦🏾♀️😂😂😂😂😂😂👊🏾🥴😂😂😂
I'm a middle aged white guy just loving this show.
Well done ladies. Well done.
COLONIZING THE BLSS.. smh. Pre Phd Youngman didnt not yet die for this travesty. Rest in power my fellow Kings/Queens, they come for us whenever they can. ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿
@@Enbionic_Titan get help.
of course you love it. duh
@@Enbionic_Titan facts!
The music slowly ramping up while they connected at the end had me dying! Straight up from the opening credits of coming to America
Lol thee best
That's Black Mambazo , from SA
I know Michael was struggling to keep a straight face by the second "mmmh"
I love Dr Hadassah because she's so real. I TOTALLY know people like her IRL
I grew up around people like this in NYC. It's so on point!!!
I’m so sorry.
@@AmandaFromWisconsin Nothing to be sorry about. There is nothing wrong with her. 🤔She just has opinions.. Everybody is entitled to their opinions. 😅
The kids deserve an Emmy award :) 😂😂😂
For real though!! 🤣
I need a Dr. Haddassah dating this brother show. The shenanigans they would get up to would be hilarious. OMG! I need them to go shopping in whole foods or walmart together! LOL!
So it's an origin story of how she met Supreme Ramik wow aww and u screamed when I saw Mike ugh I love himm
I loved the 90s flashback. The whiteboard turning into the green board. lol! Such attention to detail. As a child of the 90s, I remember when they put the first whiteboards into the class, I thought we were so advanced. Now the kids have giant smart boards.
When she starts with “see see see ……..” I loose it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is Dr. Umar’s dream wife! She talks just like ppl I know who get soooooo deep for no reason.
She said “Thank you, my Pharaoh!!” 😂😂😂
Mentioning the Eve show is just one of the many reasons I love the creativity behind this show. Eve was definitely a classic, Girlfriends too.
When he said "I was carved out of the Homeland", it got me weak in the knees. I can't even lie. 😩😰
I damn near fainted when Michael Ealy appeared. 🤤😍😁
Oh snap!!! Supreme Ramik! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!!! Manly brow, carved out of the homeland! Mmm! Mmmm!Mmmm!!🤣😂 Lord Michael Ealy was a superb choice, those dang eyes get me every time
"Like a cherry blossom by the airport" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but yeah, he could get it
Her gasps in between every sentence Supreme Rameek says😂
OMG the irony of putting light skin ppl with light eyes is hilarious to me.
and so accurate!!!💀
They do do the most dont they?😂😂😂
YYEEESS!! All the little (and very real) touches. Sometimes the alienation of lighter skin is reflected in a passion to claim the blackness. ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
🤣😂😭
It is actually very truthful. That is what makes the skit so funny. It is the elephant in the room, I noticed no one addressed lol.
Well, now we know why Dr. Haddassah is letting Supreme King Ramik get away with having a whole harem! #MichaelEalyisfine
Girl…. And he lets her have “friends” according to the wedding episode
I was THATS Supreme Ramik!
That girl does an INCREDIBLE Dr. Hadassah impression
A queen meets her king.
I love Dr Haddassah! ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😂…. “You like pigs???? No no no my young queen”… “A white sock with a pink toe????”
Her moral outrage is so won-der-ful!
That pink toe line had me cracking up. The cleverness of it was magnificent. 🤣🤣
Dr. Hadassah is my favorite character. HILARIOUS. I had never heard of a hotep until I saw her.
Lmao they exist and are aplenty
Hertep
the interesting part would be if you met one now with this as your reference 😂😂😂 word of advice, DON'T LAUGH
Ladysmith Black Mambazo playing as they connected was the icing on the cake for me! 😂
The UPN call out. I can't 🤣
The way she pushed the teacher and threw her bag down on the desk I was done!!!
I'm tired of being addressed as "female."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was an Underrated joke, because
Lil Rahim is a Hotep in the making !
Never seizes to surprise me hahaha. That final interaction was everything 😂😂
Hilarious! This proves funny sketches don't require profanity or lewdness.
Yessssssss! It's healthier on the ears and for the soul! 😊
Many of their sketches use the n word. It's quite annoying
This skit was funny af 🤣😂🤣 I can’t wait to see the rest of the season 💯
I don't care what anyone says..This is the best skit out of the 3 seasons.
I'm glad Hadassah found her king. They can have Shea butter love together ❤️
You don't have any lotion on either.....BECAUSE IT'S WHITE! 🤣🤣🤣 I'm too through!
Your scent, like a cherry blossom by the airport! I'm crying!!!😅
I am so sick of this lady!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 she’s my absolute favorite
I smiled and groaned when she came on screen. She is amazing.
The 227 lunchbox at 3:53 sent me 🤣😭😭
😂😂😂😂
When she told him she got her stones from the swap meet....🤣😂🤣😂
It's great to see that this show is back!!
😂😅🤣 finally we get to meet Supreme Ramik and he's fuyne, perfect!
Yoooo! I died !!!!🤣😆😆😆😆 when she came in and told the girl she wanna be a Dr. 👩🏻⚕️!!! “ALL YOU GOT TO DONIS SAY IT!🤣😂😂
That’s how all the NUC public schools were growing up, in black communities… 😄😄😄😁😆
Thank you BLACK SKETCH SHOW 📺!! This is GOLDEN for all entertainment 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✊🏿🤛🏿👍🏽
I don't even have words for this sketch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Give these ladies their props already
I've watched this repeatedly about 8 times already. It doesn't get old. Love it !!!
Ba-cause they wanna cozy up to us!.
Cease your chuckle!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did anyone else gasp when Michael Ealy showed up😍😍
Me 🙋🏾♀️ He is so fine 😍
Who are all these new people who don't watch the show ruining the comments?
Exactly…
Troll bots is my guess
I would be stuck in a gaze too if Michael Ealy talked to me like that 😂
What a beautiful depiction of BLACK LOVE. I can only hope for such an outcome for my young Earth.
Lmao. They’re both mixed race. Honestly I think this what makes this sketch even more accurate.
LOL
“I was carved out of the homeland” lmfao
Nobody's done it like you Queen Adassa.... 😂😂😂. Love love love the Black Lady Sketch Show... ❤️❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕💕. Love from Nigeria...
1:03 "I'm sorry, they're all 9, so... no."
LOL! So good. Love ANB.
I think Dr. Haddassah is spittin low key facts on this one. We need another UPN.
Shout Out to the Sista wearing that Beautiful Navy and Wine colored Dress!!
I love black lady sketch show Glad it’s back!! These ladies are pure comedy and greatness
"Veronica Mars...You betta not" AHAAAAA
Words can not explain how much I enjoyed this!!
The Michael Ealy cameo made my morning!!!!!