Chaos in Parliament!
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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2022
- Chaotic scenes in the House of Commons and resignations galore! What exactly is going on?
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Could someone point out to the Tories that Governmental is one word, not two.
😂😂😂
I feel for the "very stressed" satirist. Now that real life has imploded into a vacuum of stupidity, satire must be nigh-impossible.
Oh he seems to be managing.
I particularly liked; fracking should be ban. nded about as a great idea.
Just wondering why nobody is chasing the “no 10 inadvertently told a Cabinet Minister before he addressed parliament that it WASN’T a confidence vote, when it was”, at least that’s what they said several hours later!!!!
It's called _The Onion_ issue, when real life is stupider than anything that can be imagined.
@@martincopeland8153 So if it WAS a confidence vote, then Truss has to withdraw the Tory Whip from herself as she didn’t vote. That makes things easier for those trying to remove her from office.
(I was going to use the word ‘replace’ instead of ‘remove’ but if they had agreed on who to replace her with, she would already have been gone.)
Hi @Matt Green - i really appreciate that at least you give it a serious try! And even your weakest attempts are better than most others and still hilarious 😉🤣🤣
@@davemoore5222 overtaken by events, I believe she was giving her resignation announcement as you were typing the above. 😂
The cry for sleep at the end 😂
A govt. beyond parody & yet Matt can still find the nuggets of comedy gold 👍
"Embarrassing shambles correspondent" HAHAHA!!!!
I loved the appeal at the end. This state of affairs carries on you'll have to pretend the working hours directive has already been scrapped !
It's okay, it was scrapped before it was ever introduced, since the UK has an 'opt-out'
@@frmcf In some employment contracts (including mine) it's mandatory to opt out of the WTD. By signing the contract you opt out.
Sleep when you're dead Matty boy! Make the most of it. This is a once in a liferime opportunity.
You're going to be working overtime keeping up with what is going on!
It must be a nightmare for comedians when politicians are trying to steal their job.
Well, they need to do _something_ after their political career is over. It's not as if they're qualified or anything, is it?
Priceless as ever Matt, UK political scene provides an unending glut for you, who writes all their stuff
In the midst of all the turmoil, this is an absolute corker. You have surpassed yourself! 👏👏👏👏
I have no idea what's going on here, but this is still somehow more comprehensible than what's happening IRL.
I am still not convinced this is satire, it sounds more like a documentary
Absolutely crying with uncontrolled belly laughing at the end part. I'd love to hear the Hey Duggee song🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh WOWSIE WOW!!! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🤓🤓🤓🤓Brilliantly done
laughing so much had to watch 3 times. Many great lines, fair cooked my male brain. Once again, Matt, You is brilliant, awesome, and also a clever person. The skit on the Whips resignation with all the beeps was so beep, beep, beeping, accurat, (no E after RAT), you done good once again. I wonder what a government of real comedians could do for our country?
No one mentions Boris, he's caused so much damage and slunk off...
It'll be hilarious if he makes a comeback.
If I could get £150,000 for one lame stand-up gig, I wouldn't be wasting time at the Westminster Asylum either.
@@realhorrorshow8547 Beats Children's Party's where he belongs, juggling Oranges and making Balloon Animals...
He has said that he may run again for the good of the country! 🤣
only to slink right back in!
The stressed satirist! We all feel for you Matt, you're doing a wonderful job. Sleep will be soon I promise!
That was great Matt! Hang in there...!
Yes Matt, bagged all those writhing ferrets in one, and Sir GB (how apt) is applying his advanced palmistry skills as you go to the nation.
Oh god I can't stop laughing! As I was listening to you, my sister messaged me to say Liz Truss has resigned. Ahahahahaha! It's all gone to hell in a basket, Matt. Can you imagine what horror is coming next ? We'll all be in ankle chains before the end of the week!
Kinky
I heard Boris is flying home - just landed a few hours ago 😮😮😮 strap yourself in for this ride!
@@andrewgn7430 ...and he blamed Rishi for not letting him unite the party because Rishi didn't stand down.
Just chacking, do we exist in some kind of satire youtube channel? Im just making sure this is real and not an actual joke. It's insane!
Laughter is the oxygen of comedy Matt, sleep is so yesterday anyway. Down another protein shake and get back to the writing...
But seriously, we appreciate your commentary!
Thank you for bringing a smile to my face in these extraordinary days. 👍👍👍👍👍
I wanna hear that Hey Duggee song.....
“He also had time to say hello” made me howl 😂
She's gone after 44 days. I do feel sorry for you Matt, keeping up with the goings on St Westminster is almost impossible.
Never ever disappoints. Absolute comedic genius.
I'm crying with laughter! Thank you Matt.
Genuinely funny. Not that there’s anything funny about this shitshow but the bleeps and the speed of this was top flight. Nice one Matt
"He has to sleep at some point"
Who needs sleep when there is so much fun to be made!
Top work matt xx as always xx
One might say that the stretched twig of peace is at melting point.
Just brilliant Matt. Sad that the parody is less outrageous than the reality. God help us all in Britain 😳
Thanks for slowing things down so we can understand.
🤣😂🤣😂 Absolutely Brilliant 🎉😂🤣😂 I am going to spend the whole evening watching this in repeat 🔁 😂 I haven’t laughed this well for loooong time 😂🤣😂 Just EPIC 🎉
You're capacity to keep a straight face is on par with Leslie Nielsen 👏 killed it again dude.
And the Liz Truss announced that she is stepping down. No longer just the wicked, "There is no rest for the Very Stressed."
I'm sorry that you're stressed and tired - but you're brilliant, and this was possibly your best yet - please don't stop! We need you! 🤣🤎
Wow how do you keep up? Keep them coming if you're not too stressed!
That was so funny and very true.
The idea of Coffey doing a ninja (turtle) gave me visions I'll never erase! If I knew what was going on, I might cry. Good as ever, Matt.
'Our embarrassing shambles correspondent'. 😂😂
Matt: Please, for the love of god stop
Liz Truss: Hold my beer
It's the laughs here that make following politics worth it.
You hit gold once again. Utterly hilarious. Kudos Matt!!
Best one yet, Matt. Should have your own slot on mainstream.
Absolutely hilarious. One of the funniest things I've seen all year. 😂😂😂
The whole situation is just so depressing… but you are of course hilarious! I don’t know, if I should cry or laugh so I am doing both.
Love your videos man 🤟
Bravo again!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Matt, you are a national treasure.
Matt one of your best ones… brilliant.. laughs all around the house (and we need them)
Brilliant Matt
You're spoiling us Matt. 2 golden moments in one day.
I know that he has a lot (a really really big lot) of material.... but producing this quality in a few hours is genius.
Brilliant. That bit at the end especially. 🤣
These are tough times for satire - but well done sir!
This is classic
Keep us smiling Matt
😂😂😂 So realistic of what's going on 🤣
Genius level exit from that sketch @Matt Green!
This is the best one yet
You've really found the formula
I have to say I was expecting a deadpan stare into camera for a few seconds after "he has to sleep at some point".
Confused by these events, this is 'Parliament' the every day story of two parties, the Tories & the Libs.
Join us this week to find out if this confusion is fixed, I doubt it.
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The image of Health Secretary Thérèse Coffey aiming “a spinning heel kick at the throat of a potential rebel” is beyond hilarious. (Presumably it’s satire.)
I have to say these are the _only_ videos online that make me literally laugh out loud one moment to the next.
Absolutely fantastic as usual. Perhaps you could simply set a camera up in Westminster and let the government tell it's own jokes. It wouldn't be as good as you of course because you manage to read deeper into the real motivations.
Matt actually has motivations. The government is more like a hollow barrel w/o ideas.
I'm impressed how you can keep a straight face whilst doing these videos, I would be swapping between laughter, dispare and rage every few seconds.
🌟Absolutely the best video of _ALL_ the current satirists! Clever, oozes wit, is teh funnay AF, and nails the moment thoroughly. I especially loved the verbatim -bleeping- bleeping reporting! 🤣😂
Brilliant as ever but............. the last 8 seconds were inspired!
“No he didn’t” who are you” …….l 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Resigned, un-resigned.." 🤣💖
Bravo! Almost as mad as reality but much funnier.
Oh my dear lord! You are killing me... Love it!
This is pretty genius. Greeting from The Netherlands.
Another great video.
I'm hoping the Conservative Party stays in power for a while.
They are comedy gold.
@DJ Smithe better that they be funny from the position of opposition.
The best skit yet; priceless!
Looks like with the PM's resignation, we're in for a double-upload! ✨
I thought Braverman talked about the wokarati. But I think Matt's right. It must have been 'woe karate'.
Spot on.
I'd love to see Miss Toffee do a martial art move 😉🤣🤣
Excellent stuff, I think this was the final 'nail in the coffin' for her premiership.
So true. Fantastic! Well done.
What was that about Steve Baker?
BRILLIANT!
Brilliant. Your best yet and just about sums this shambles up. 😅
So, so clever and thank you.
Absolute class, well done, Matt 😂😂
It was rumoured that the Smog was at the fray but I can't imagine that he'd manhandle anyone without Nanny by his side to make sure that he didn't get hurt although I gather he lent support the to storm troopers forcing MPs to vote the right way by holding Coffey's handbag for her while she forced some MPs into the correct lobby using Sumo wrestling tactics. Thanks as eer for great content!
Best yet? Brilliant.
You can have a good sleep after making that excellent video. I think that may have been the best yet!
Brillant as always Matt. I had trouble keeping up 🤣🤣😂!!
This triggered my asthma FFS 🤣perfect 😂
haha nice ine@ the material just writes itself 😆
Simply brilliant
Thanks. That was probably the best yet!
'She may have tried to fire herself...' where did you find this piece of inside information?!😂😂 Comedy gold!!
Brilliant summary of things, loved it!
Brilliant Matt! 👏👏👏
the end bit was the cherry on the cake, love it keep it up!
Absolutely brilliant! 🤣🤣
This could be your best yet. Great stuff
Cut to senior Tory part members: "Can I have a go? Please!"... "That's not fair, I wanted to have a go before you!"... "My mummy said I'd be the bestest prime minster, so I should have a go"
I need to hear the Hey Duggee! armed revolution song immediately