Its an over-reaction until banks start closing your bank account because they don't share yourr belief. You people do not understand how serious this is. If they are starting to do this now for the first time, where will it lead to?
It's the _speed_ at which this _exquisite_ satire springs from Matt's mind - and then onto my screen - that amazes me. _Anyone_ can make a relatively relevant quip in the moment a 'news story' 'breaks' but to be able to craft such an extended bit (from inciting incident to publishing the vid) takes true genius.
The right to have a safe place to keep his money is an important one, but I don’t see why it has to be a Coutts account, surely he should find the first safe place to keep his money and bank there, and not in my bank. Its already too full.
Hilarious as always, Matt. Must be challenging to create political satire when so many lunatics are no longer in power. Bring back Boris; all is forgiven 😅
'Distractions, reactions and culture wars correspondent !' Thank you for bringing much needed satire to this event. I thought I was tripping when Moggie used precious Parliamentary time to defend his mate Nigel. When there's talk of elitism, we should remember this public school boy reach-round.
Satire at it's finest. And that last line: "First they came for Nigel Farage and I did not speak out. We ask 'What's the most grossly inappropriate reference you can find for this story?' " - Absolutely brilliant, this story has been blown way out of proportion.
As far as you know yes😂😂👏. There's an entire planet of people probably looking at us British thinking what are they doing over there? Like that friend who claims to be against drugs but also claims that dolphins are actually aliens and has a form of white powder blocking his nostrils. On point as always sir keep em coming 👏👍
Quite brilliant! God knows how sentient beings can even think of consuming this shabby prolefeed served up in support of the loathsome Nigel Garbage! 🤔
I’m shocked that Couts bank ( is that how you spell it?) could do such a thing, I mean what’s wrong with being a racist arsehole and general thorough going cout.
I've been thinking it would be funny if it wasn't how tragic seeing how fast very rich MPs rush to help the super wealthy's niche banking minor inconveniences. Thank you for firmly reminding it is in fact deeply funny.
Magnificent. Hits the nail right on the head, who on earth is this getting so much attention? Oh, right, so we don't pay attention to the world burning down around us.
"Doesn't that make you a hypocrite?" SHRUGS CONTEMPTUOUSLY. "First they came for Nigel Farage and I did not speak out. We ask, 'What's the most grossly inappropriate reference you can find for this story?' " "Ooooz got all the money?" "The Russians are coming".
When even exclusive banks solely for the elites have gone "Woke", what has the world come to? That's the reason why there's a heatwave... Hell has frozen over and that heat had to go somewhere.
First they came for the racists, and I did not speak out, for I was not a racist. Then they came for the sexists, and I did not speak out, for I was not a sexist. Then they came for the homophobes, and I did not speak out, for I was not homophobic. Then they came for the transphobes, and I did not speak out, for I was not transphobic. Now everything is kinda great. 10/10, would not speak out again.
Mr Farage was on Radio 4 recently. He said the bank's report mentioned Russia quite a lot, and complained that he had hardly any connections, or only minor connections with Russia. In effect admitting that he has some Russian connections. In previous petulant outbursts about his bank being nasty to him he said that he had no Russian connections whatsoever. So what is it Nigel? Some Russian connections, or no Russian connections?
Only 10 seconds in and I can't stop laughing at, "Our Distractions Overreactions and Culture Wars correspondent, Jonathan Goodenough ...". A brilliant introduction that captures the essence of the bizarre triviality of the whole episode. Keep 'em coming Matt You're a star!
Although this is funny it is sooo depressing how bad the UK media is in terms of following this absolute rubbish. The whole mess the UK is in now is not only due to the Tories but also their client media that have been working hand in hand with them.
Exactly what I was thinking, but Matt takes it to an olympic level of hyperbole. Also I think I lost my piggy bank some decades ago. Perhaps I should get a question asked in the House of Commons ?
Nah - I still don’t think it deserves all the breathless coverage it got. It doesn’t mean I think that the bank’s CEO should have spoken to the BBC but I also don’t think all the fuss is warranted.
Distractions, over reactions and culture correspondent.! Some brilliant lines Matt. One of your funniest. 😂😂
Much appreciated!
Its an over-reaction until banks start closing your bank account because they don't share yourr belief.
You people do not understand how serious this is. If they are starting to do this now for the first time, where will it lead to?
Culture *wars* correspondent.
@@olmostgudinaf8100 thanks. Obviously i was laughing so much i didn't hear properly!
this describes 87% of "journalists" at the Mirror, Express etc
There are so many gems in this one Matt, laughed all the way through, thank you!!
It's the _speed_ at which this _exquisite_ satire springs from Matt's mind - and then onto my screen - that amazes me. _Anyone_ can make a relatively relevant quip in the moment a 'news story' 'breaks' but to be able to craft such an extended bit (from inciting incident to publishing the vid) takes true genius.
So so good, Matt. Astute and funny. That brightened my afternoon.
Mate that last line 😂💀
More classic and hilarious debunking about the, ahem, .ankers all. Thank you Matt!
Nailed it again 🎯
Bravo.
Wow! The geezer who's been banging on about refugees is now turned into a "financial" refugee in his own country. What goes around, comes around!
I think the actual PM of the United Kingdom should get directly involved...oh wait.
😂😂😂😂 debanking , the eternal shame of having to enter a branch of NatWest.
No one has ever been treated so badly !
The right to have a safe place to keep his money is an important one, but I don’t see why it has to be a Coutts account, surely he should find the first safe place to keep his money and bank there, and not in my bank. Its already too full.
Hilarious as always, Matt. Must be challenging to create political satire when so many lunatics are no longer in power. Bring back Boris; all is forgiven 😅
😲Shocking, Appalling, Stunning, Seriously Upsetting, Tragical? I don't know.....I think I've run out of superlatives......let me think.......HA HA!
Spot on
Times Radio this morning
Give the Brexit turtle his fancy account or he’s going to cry and cry! 😂
Thanks Matt. Farage is a vile and disreputable character. Successfully skewered!
"Unsuccessful politician but successful malign influence" 😂
'Distractions, reactions and culture wars correspondent !' Thank you for bringing much needed satire to this event.
I thought I was tripping when Moggie used precious Parliamentary time to defend his mate Nigel. When there's talk of elitism, we should remember this public school boy reach-round.
We should also remember that although they grew up in it, these two stand against the establishment.
Fairly sure Moggy has an account with Coutts?
Satire at it's finest. And that last line: "First they came for Nigel Farage and I did not speak out. We ask 'What's the most grossly inappropriate reference you can find for this story?' " - Absolutely brilliant, this story has been blown way out of proportion.
My favourite part too - out of a very strong field
Beautiful work Matt
Horrendous: Farage forced to use NatWest debitcard at the Ritz Palm Court and smirked at. Oh the inhumanity!
'...Do they have any proof of this?
None at all, except everything he's ever said & done.'
🏆😂😂😂😂😂🎯
"The world was turned on its very axis today." - What a line! 🤣
Distractions, overreactions and culture wars correspondent 😂 thanks Matt!
That shrug at the end says so much.
Highlight of the whole political report.
@@Demun1649but so hard to pick just one!
@@woofpet Yeh, but, yeh, but....
As far as you know yes😂😂👏. There's an entire planet of people probably looking at us British thinking what are they doing over there? Like that friend who claims to be against drugs but also claims that dolphins are actually aliens and has a form of white powder blocking his nostrils. On point as always sir keep em coming 👏👍
This really does illustrate the ridiculousness of the Farage/Coutts story. Too reporting!
Excellent, satire at its finest.. you hit the nail on the head every time.
More like ‘🦛-💩’
THAT WAS BRILLIANT
ACE! You destroyed 5 targets in a single pass 👊
Quite brilliant! God knows how sentient beings can even think of consuming this shabby prolefeed served up in support of the loathsome Nigel Garbage! 🤔
"Do you have any evidence for this?...No..only everything he's ever said and done" 😂
Perfect satire again.
Such outrage that Farage doesn't know how capitalism works & is unfair. Welcome to reality Nige🤣
I’m shocked that Couts bank ( is that how you spell it?) could do such a thing, I mean what’s wrong with being a racist arsehole and general thorough going cout.
Trouble was he's too poor..
@@nonameentered1918 Yes, if you are very rich arsehole Coutts would have no problem doing business with you...
Outstanding stuff Matt.
More like ‘🦛-💩’
Nigel Farage, the foghorn of truth! Gammons are outraged throughout the land...
This is an outrage! Thank goodness that GB Views had a special correspondent on hand to ask the PM for his opinion on this issue.
Coutts..."leave means leave".....😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
First they came for Nigel Farage and I LMFAO.
Successful malign influence👍
Nice Work Mr Green
Thank you again Adrian!
You nailed it as usual Matt 😂😂😂 thanks for the laughs.
Far right rage from Nigel, because he spent all his money on buying pints & binoculars.
Genius satire, more please.
This is literally the only reporting I want to see on this ‘story’
I've been thinking it would be funny if it wasn't how tragic seeing how fast very rich MPs rush to help the super wealthy's niche banking minor inconveniences. Thank you for firmly reminding it is in fact deeply funny.
Brilliant 🤣
Magnificent. Hits the nail right on the head, who on earth is this getting so much attention? Oh, right, so we don't pay attention to the world burning down around us.
"Successful malign influence" lol spot on
Successful malignant influence, love it.
You really had me laughing.
Meanwhile, doctors cannot afford to have a bank account.
Wonderful satire!
Who needs news media when we’ve got Johnathan Goodnuff? Right on again again!
"Never be bullied into not playing the victim. Accept no one's version of the events bit your own".
Perfection! 😂😂😂. Thanks for turning my frown upside-down.
I love the correspondent names and all the words. Great video.
Debanked!! 😁😆😁😆
Love your work and, I'm loving Coutts too❤😂🎉
Brilliant, but you are too quick, I'm going to have to go through it again get those throw aways! I'll be back😊
Legendary stuff Matt!!! You never cease to make me laugh
First they came for Nigel Farage and I couldn’t give a monkeys!
I think you find Matt , Farage's views are more popular than your own
Absolutely wonderful! Thank you!
Genius - nothing less.
"The world was turned on its very axis today when..." is the best intro to a report ever
This is the answer to 'What was the most Tory thing that happened this week?'
Grave news, such gravity of a grievous, gratuitous, gravy train. Thanks Matt, we’re banking on you, keep it up!
Nailed it sir like the master carpenter your satire is brilliant
"Doesn't that make you a hypocrite?" SHRUGS CONTEMPTUOUSLY.
"First they came for Nigel Farage and I did not speak out. We ask, 'What's the most grossly inappropriate reference you can find for this story?' " "Ooooz got all the money?" "The Russians are coming".
When even exclusive banks solely for the elites have gone "Woke", what has the world come to?
That's the reason why there's a heatwave... Hell has frozen over and that heat had to go somewhere.
And Farage has turned out to be a snowflake
First they came for the racists, and I did not speak out, for I was not a racist.
Then they came for the sexists, and I did not speak out, for I was not a sexist.
Then they came for the homophobes, and I did not speak out, for I was not homophobic.
Then they came for the transphobes, and I did not speak out, for I was not transphobic.
Now everything is kinda great. 10/10, would not speak out again.
Excellent work as always. Cheers Matt!
Thanks again!
Disengenuous Grifter is the best description of him ever! Amazing piece of work Matt!!!
Mr Farage was on Radio 4 recently. He said the bank's report mentioned Russia quite a lot, and complained that he had hardly any connections, or only minor connections with Russia. In effect admitting that he has some Russian connections.
In previous petulant outbursts about his bank being nasty to him he said that he had no Russian connections whatsoever.
So what is it Nigel? Some Russian connections, or no Russian connections?
Brilliant again!
Only 10 seconds in and I can't stop laughing at, "Our Distractions Overreactions and Culture Wars correspondent, Jonathan Goodenough ...". A brilliant introduction that captures the essence of the bizarre triviality of the whole episode. Keep 'em coming Matt You're a star!
This is genius 😂
The most salient point to me, was the shrug of sir jeffrey jeff jeffrey's shoulders. It said so much. 😊
Although this is funny it is sooo depressing how bad the UK media is in terms of following this absolute rubbish. The whole mess the UK is in now is not only due to the Tories but also their client media that have been working hand in hand with them.
No one mentioned the number of accounts that have been closed of charities and Palestinian organisations. Yep complete silence.
Your take on this nonsense is unerringly accurate and hysterical in equal measure❤
😁😆😁😆😁
You are FABULOUS
Hahaha, brilliant 👏 👏👏👍
Yes, it's funny Jonathan, but I can't laugh because our country is in tatters!
Matt Green does it again.Poor old Nigel spitting his dummy out
By all rights Farage should have been turfed long ago...
Very excellent
Thank you! Cheers!
Outstanding! 😂
Dame Alison Rose must be laughing all the way to the ....
Exactly what I was thinking, but Matt takes it to an olympic level of hyperbole. Also I think I lost my piggy bank some decades ago. Perhaps I should get a question asked in the House of Commons ?
Hi Matt, sorry but no rest for you anytime soon 😊😂😊😂
This is why I bank with Coutts ; they have integrity !
Does Sir Geoffrey Jeff-Jeffrey mean 'ex rich man' ?
It seem this did not age well.
Nah - I still don’t think it deserves all the breathless coverage it got. It doesn’t mean I think that the bank’s CEO should have spoken to the BBC but I also don’t think all the fuss is warranted.
😂😂😂😂 Love it. ❤
Daft as a Coutts, or not, in this case.
As always, great quality satire to cheer us all up 💐