MSSP - Matt and Shane talk about the homeless in Boston (Boston accent)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

Комментарии • 494

  • @Dadlife20s
    @Dadlife20s Месяц назад +629

    Dude was at south bay target. Absolute Nightmare

  • @pete9494
    @pete9494 Месяц назад +110

    Shane would be unstoppable if he grew up in Boston

    • @Tkeane8
      @Tkeane8 26 дней назад +31

      There’s 50k guys exactly like Shane in Boston lmao

    • @ianroger123
      @ianroger123 20 дней назад +2

      hes boston soft
      '

    • @Teeveepicksures
      @Teeveepicksures 20 дней назад +8

      Nah, he'd be working for the T.

    • @coasterthekid8867
      @coasterthekid8867 18 дней назад +4

      @@Tkeane8no, Shane is jokingly racist but those 50k guys are real racist😂

  • @dexterhughes9307
    @dexterhughes9307 Месяц назад +283

    “Gran Turismo with Cliff Eastwood”

    • @sofakingkong4202
      @sofakingkong4202 Месяц назад

      I love that game Grand Torino for ps2 I always choose the ni--

    • @SwellyTripleSeven
      @SwellyTripleSeven Месяц назад +33

      Which took place in Detroit not Boston

    • @TheJamesLykins
      @TheJamesLykins Месяц назад +11

      I thought I was the only one that caught that 😂

    • @Adam-hp5hj
      @Adam-hp5hj Месяц назад

      Grand Autismo with Thick Gilky

    • @bostongj
      @bostongj Месяц назад +2

      Great series

  • @gfum115
    @gfum115 Месяц назад +156

    as a dawg whose dad was a boston homeless for a few years, i approve this message

  • @MrBigtrip33
    @MrBigtrip33 Месяц назад +108

    "Ok you're a goon but whats a goon to a goblin." Is fucking hysterical!!!?

    • @AlfieHolter420
      @AlfieHolter420 Месяц назад +28

      Its a line from a Lil Wayne song lol

    • @MrBigtrip33
      @MrBigtrip33 Месяц назад +12

      @AlfieHolter420 I'm aware, it's just funny that someone would yell that to an Asian guys face.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Месяц назад +6

      @@MrBigtrip33 I didn't even get the joke until I read your comment. Ive got a tear in my eye from laughing now, damn.
      "Nothin, nothin!" _confused Asian guy left standing there_

    • @GRock5k
      @GRock5k Месяц назад +7

      NAWTHIN NAWTHIN YOU SCARIN NAWTHIN

    • @EJxSB
      @EJxSB Месяц назад +3

      Southie rocks with Wayne hard lol

  • @FirstRoundBye
    @FirstRoundBye Месяц назад +97

    Shane is a Boston guy from Philly

    • @TheDoctorOfMDMA
      @TheDoctorOfMDMA Месяц назад +1

      Accurate

    • @chriskarthaus3726
      @chriskarthaus3726 26 дней назад +8

      @@TheDoctorOfMDMABoston and Philly are both filled with Irish dudes who are kind of black

    • @erasamus1057
      @erasamus1057 21 день назад

      or..... he's from an East Coast sports city... have you left Boston?

  • @nickspinney4013
    @nickspinney4013 Месяц назад +105

    Matt went to south bay target😂 right on methadone mile

    • @tobiastheblueman
      @tobiastheblueman 8 дней назад

      The methadone mile is in Baltimore, not Boston

    • @masterroasti5588
      @masterroasti5588 День назад

      @@tobiasthebluemanmass ave in Boston is called methadone mile too. Pure scum.

  • @eriklarson4082
    @eriklarson4082 Месяц назад +79

    2:15 Shane is 100% about that. Former heroin addict here that had that same problem. Nothing harder than being in active addiction and having a conscience and feeling guilty about how you affect others.

    • @legibby
      @legibby Месяц назад +8

      I was a courteous H&M addict m’self

    • @BradyStevenson-lh4bt
      @BradyStevenson-lh4bt Месяц назад +9

      You did a great job sucking the comedy out of what he said

    • @legibby
      @legibby Месяц назад +10

      @@BradyStevenson-lh4bt lol was that really necessary to say? Do you always critique the comments section?

    • @RealmsOfGames
      @RealmsOfGames Месяц назад

      @@BradyStevenson-lh4btloser comment

    • @thassarian136
      @thassarian136 Месяц назад

      @@BradyStevenson-lh4btgo hug your father or somethin bud

  • @hugoromo9875
    @hugoromo9875 Месяц назад +60

    “Torso in a shopping cart” always kills me

  • @bigoofinthechat5496
    @bigoofinthechat5496 Месяц назад +57

    Boston ain’t even a tough white city anymore lol. Townies got priced out. It’s families, yuppies, and college students now

    • @TheHaynesworth92
      @TheHaynesworth92 Месяц назад +3

      Agreed

    • @Josh_you_uh
      @Josh_you_uh Месяц назад +2

      I hate Massachusetts, been here my whole life. The sport teams, seasons except winter are really the only good thing and idc about sports anymore so everything sucks.

    • @fatbuddy719
      @fatbuddy719 Месяц назад

      ​@@Josh_you_uh love it or leave it, snowflake.

    • @Allen667sjja
      @Allen667sjja Месяц назад +1

      Sadly

    • @theStef23
      @theStef23 Месяц назад

      💯

  • @kalenshoemaker6415
    @kalenshoemaker6415 Месяц назад +8

    I genuinely think If Matt and Shane started an animated movie studio and just let their imaginations go it would be insanely funny and successful

  • @leethomas1400
    @leethomas1400 Месяц назад +26

    Its so much funnier that neither of them can do the easiest accent to mock 😂

  • @chrishelm7754
    @chrishelm7754 Месяц назад +187

    “Steal that box of dungaroos” ah they locked em up

    • @maxwellfrost9701
      @maxwellfrost9701 Месяц назад +9

      That's it, I'm calling Dunkaroos "Dungaroos" from now on 🤣

    • @didgeriedont7073
      @didgeriedont7073 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@maxwellfrost9701 the strawberry ones always tasted nothing like strawberry but damn they were good

    • @boobsmakemehappy21
      @boobsmakemehappy21 Месяц назад

      If Jean Valjean was a Bostonian

    • @videogajima
      @videogajima Месяц назад

      @@didgeriedont7073is your name a Louis Katz reference?

    • @didgeriedont7073
      @didgeriedont7073 Месяц назад +1

      @videogajima no I'm Australian haha

  • @dylanlilley1491
    @dylanlilley1491 Месяц назад +89

    Bro I feel so targeted lmao😂😂 on a real note I’ll have 2 years clean from fentanyl/heroin on Feb 26

    • @Former_Employee
      @Former_Employee Месяц назад

      What a loser 😂

    • @HighOnTheSound
      @HighOnTheSound Месяц назад +5

      🤘🤘

    • @michaeljones7252
      @michaeljones7252 Месяц назад +16

      Imagine that first hit after so long

    • @chaka1045
      @chaka1045 Месяц назад

      @@michaeljones7252I also hate addicts bringing up their addictions without being asked, but god damn bruh, you must truly hate yourself.

    • @CrackinJacks138
      @CrackinJacks138 Месяц назад +10

      ​@@michaeljones7252 lmao stop it, thats horrible

  • @bullyingbullies2100
    @bullyingbullies2100 19 дней назад +5

    I lived on Mass Ave for 6 months, slept at 112, and PSI. Thank fuck I'm clean now 2 1/2 years.

  • @BTSizzleTV
    @BTSizzleTV Месяц назад +9

    “What if we Normandy’d China with a bunch of lads.” 😂😂😂 bro Shane is hilarious.

  • @ChristSyndicate
    @ChristSyndicate Месяц назад +19

    “Get him mark” 😂

  • @applejacks8160
    @applejacks8160 Месяц назад +118

    Just hit up a Market Basket 30 minutes outside of Boston on any day and the “Gusher” crowd is a-plenty.

    • @namedajuice9192
      @namedajuice9192 Месяц назад +10

      Market Basket, miss Boston except for the driving and all of Dorchester

    • @jackdriscoll8387
      @jackdriscoll8387 Месяц назад +1

      which market basket? I usually hit the one in burlington but sometimes i go over to chelsea if the traffics not bad for better prices and fresher produce but you see some characters in there😂😂😂😂

    • @joeyraymond6797
      @joeyraymond6797 Месяц назад +6

      @@jackdriscoll8387 You're a brave man going to MB in Chelsea!! I work at East Boston Rehab, and I have to shop there for the house once a week. It's a fucking gong show! 🤣🤣

    • @jackdriscoll8387
      @jackdriscoll8387 Месяц назад +3

      @ but they restock 3x as fast because it’s so busy so everything is always fresh and it’s just better prices too

    • @joeyraymond6797
      @joeyraymond6797 Месяц назад +2

      @jackdriscoll8387 You're definitely right about that. They stay posted up in the aisles! 😂 Revere is a little less hectic.

  • @Boston617
    @Boston617 Месяц назад +26

    He definitely was at South Bay target lol

  • @sarahdee2287
    @sarahdee2287 Месяц назад +14

    South Bay Shopping Center is one of the main reasons I dont miss living in Dorchester

    • @NotMee45
      @NotMee45 Месяц назад +2

      @@sarahdee2287 🤣 so many comments about him being at Southbay target 🤣🤣🤣🎄

  • @davidgibson2492
    @davidgibson2492 28 дней назад +1

    "We get your best and brightest and in exchange you get like 4 dudes that are gonna stand in a plaza and scream" I love the way Matt's brain works

  • @dillanmiddlebrooks
    @dillanmiddlebrooks Месяц назад +16

    I literally clicked on this before two bears, and they have Arnold on.

  • @cjbeck7198
    @cjbeck7198 Месяц назад +9

    There very few people who were born and raised in Southie who still live there. It’s mostly kids who just graduated college who live there now

    • @ktothec24
      @ktothec24 14 дней назад +1

      I’ve heard the gentrification of Southie is insane. It’s a shadow of what it once was

  • @mrbeans2425
    @mrbeans2425 Месяц назад +58

    Boston has changed so much, not for the better, but they'll make you think it is

    • @notmyname9625
      @notmyname9625 Месяц назад +33

      Nah ur either just too young to know or ur not from the city. You dont know how good you have it cuz it definitely has gotten a lot better. There is still problems here and all of the yuppies in the suburbs refuse to build any housing so the city has gotten crazy expensive having to take on the entire housing burden by itself but aside from that the city is 1000x nicer now than it used to be. U def aren’t from boston if u really believe this. Old Boston was grimy af. Looks cool in movies but it def wasnt good for the people who had to live here. Just them putting up the shot spotters alone drastically improved countless ppl’s lives overnight. Who wants to live in a neighborhood where ppl are getting shot robbed and kidnapped? My grandmother once had 3 home invasions in a 3 week period while living in uphams corner back in the 90s. Nobody wants to live like that

    • @P2501-y6u
      @P2501-y6u Месяц назад

      @@notmyname9625nailed it. It's like tourists walking around New York being like "wtf I thought I'd see a knife/club/sword riot, where are the Dead Rabbits and the Natives? I don't see one top hat, this place has really changed. New York used to be cool" like fuck off lol. In my first apartment there were shootouts, not just shootings, and when I moved out I told the guy movingin how much the neighborhood had improved and how nice it was now, and he says he feels guilty about gentrification. I don't know all the problems gentrification brings but what should we do bring back fucking street duels? Lol

    • @Zero-ig4vp
      @Zero-ig4vp Месяц назад +13

      What part of Boston are you including?
      I’ve travelled to a lot of big cities for business, Boston proper may be the nicest big city In the us when you consider it’s relatively clean, amazing in the summer, especially the seaport. and the homeless is confined to a few places unlike a place like Denver where it’s meth and fentanyl zombies everywhere.

    • @pw8297
      @pw8297 Месяц назад +3

      @@notmyname9625 broken windows theory cleaned it up but it had no soul now. Zero community. I’ll take Boston from the 70s, 80s, 90s and even 2000s over this. 2012 was the point of no one from Boston living in Boston.

    • @pw8297
      @pw8297 Месяц назад +6

      @@Zero-ig4vp seaport might as well be anywhere but Boston. It’s like a mall. Zero charisma or heart.

  • @Newbobdole
    @Newbobdole Месяц назад +5

    Matt’s international homeless exchange idea is pretty much a 1:1 for why everywhere in Western Europe except Norway has some degree of refugee crisis/terrorism domino effect from the GWOT

    • @MathiasMaximus
      @MathiasMaximus Месяц назад +1

      Denmark has the toughest border in Europe

  • @patrickk1028
    @patrickk1028 Месяц назад +6

    The reason Boston gets so many movies is because 1.) massive tax breaks for movie studios. 2.) Boston looks similar enough to NYC so you can film there and then get the tax break.

  • @TheDoctorOfMDMA
    @TheDoctorOfMDMA Месяц назад +2

    I worked security when they were building the safe injection site on Mass Ave by the McDonald’s. I legitimately might download this video for therapeutic purposes.

  • @BostonGhost617
    @BostonGhost617 Месяц назад +3

    Leaning over but never quite falling down

  • @micropenith5284
    @micropenith5284 Месяц назад +6

    shane is the most boston coded non-bostonian ever

    • @TraversyMedia
      @TraversyMedia 21 день назад

      I thought he was from MA. He doesn’t have the accent but he seems very familiar to me being someone that’s been out of New England three times lol

  • @SleepyJoesDiaper
    @SleepyJoesDiaper Месяц назад +46

    Shane should never wear shorts

    • @zzekrom2834
      @zzekrom2834 Месяц назад +18

      A don never wears shorts

    • @Righton23
      @Righton23 Месяц назад +2

      Word. Or anything else he’s ever worn

    • @SleepyJoesDiaper
      @SleepyJoesDiaper Месяц назад

      @ I’m not commenting on his wardrobe dude. I don’t care what another man wears… look at those pasty white tree trunk legs. Same look the special ed kids had in school.

    • @georgeolivares4296
      @georgeolivares4296 Месяц назад

      😂

    • @michaelgomes1576
      @michaelgomes1576 Месяц назад

      Don't like the thunder thighs? He definitely throws nylons on

  • @CrustaceousB
    @CrustaceousB Месяц назад +42

    3:15 "Heroin and Gushers" should be a title for something

  • @phillipadams4691
    @phillipadams4691 Месяц назад +6

    I was a sleeping-in-car level homeless for a while

  • @chri5wyd
    @chri5wyd Месяц назад +2

    Shanes got those mailman calf muscles.

  • @ugo445
    @ugo445 17 дней назад

    2:16 worst cyclical torment knowing how bad you're hurting yourself and everyone around you but cannot stop

  • @bobbyjames6
    @bobbyjames6 Месяц назад +26

    Those methodonians are not from Boston. They just migrated. Go to a construction site that’s where gangsters retire here

    • @Element0145
      @Element0145 Месяц назад +7

      They are definitely from Boston

    • @SonOfNiall
      @SonOfNiall Месяц назад +2

      Most are from Boston or Greater Boston. Although you will see the occasional junkie from out of state get stuck here because our infrastructure is so accomidating to maintaining their addiction.

    • @bigmoose99
      @bigmoose99 Месяц назад

      I think Kensington gets all of the northeastern lost souls

    • @pw8297
      @pw8297 Месяц назад

      @@Element0145 they’re not. Other parts of New England.

    • @joeyraymond6797
      @joeyraymond6797 Месяц назад

      They're expats that washed out of Dimock, or Boston Cab and just got stuck!

  • @PastorIanBrown
    @PastorIanBrown Месяц назад +4

    That target is right around the corner from an open air drug market.

  • @tobiastheblueman
    @tobiastheblueman 8 дней назад

    11:50 i was one of these people once. I got evicted from my place Christmas Eve 2020 & was on the streets for a year before I was able to get another place together. The bank is worked at fired me the day I got evicted, as well. It was the worst time of my life & being on the streets with people who have major mental problems made things exponentially worse

  • @andrewimhoff5267
    @andrewimhoff5267 6 дней назад

    I live in southie and can confirm shane’s accent is 100% accurate.

  • @TheHaynesworth92
    @TheHaynesworth92 Месяц назад +2

    Massachusetts has a ton of movies/books where it's the setting because it's in the top 5 for wealthiest states in the US.

  • @Teeveepicksures
    @Teeveepicksures Месяц назад +10

    I'm from Southie and these two guys look like pillheads at the Andrew Station.

    • @Christcha33
      @Christcha33 Месяц назад

      I’m fucking dying 😂

    • @timbuktoo7050
      @timbuktoo7050 20 дней назад +1

      Basically just missing the burn holes in there shorts

    • @Teeveepicksures
      @Teeveepicksures 20 дней назад +1

      @timbuktoo7050 dirty white socks and slides

  • @Likwidfox
    @Likwidfox Месяц назад +6

    Rob Corddry on the Daily Show in 2004 during the Sox Yankee's series. His drunk buddies are it.

  • @hillpunk92
    @hillpunk92 26 дней назад +4

    heroin addicts are just regular folk. ive been sober for 7 years. to this day some of th nicest most honest people ive met were iv heroin users. creative and insightful as well. i hate that what ever zombie drug people are doing now is still called heroin... theres no heroin in it.

    • @TraversyMedia
      @TraversyMedia 21 день назад

      I was an addict in 2000. That shit out there now is NOT heroin. Its zombie poison that rots your flesh. I honestly think the govmt is in on it

    • @CriticalDispatches
      @CriticalDispatches 17 дней назад +1

      Quite the deluded take there.

  • @geezuschris3802
    @geezuschris3802 2 дня назад

    "ah they locked me up!" 😂

  • @Shteven
    @Shteven 14 дней назад +1

    9:55 I remember driving to Portland a couple years ago, for miles along the freeway (Up the embankment, behind a fence, not ON the freeway lol) for miles was just tents and tents and tents. Whole families, kids and dog and everything. It was BAD. Like three months later, same route, all of it gone and cleared.
    Everyone's happy it's gone and the eye sore is clear. I'm thinking, where did all those people go?

  • @TheGalwayjoyce
    @TheGalwayjoyce Месяц назад +4

    Matt--we can show you where to go, if you want to see it. The seaport isn't South Boston.

  • @skiman5289
    @skiman5289 Месяц назад +9

    Hows Kensington? Pretty sure that worse than boston especially since they tore the mile tents down. I used to chill in Lawrence massachusetts where the 1st one is always free. Clean now

    • @EJxSB
      @EJxSB Месяц назад

      they didnt take the tents down, they just hid them from traffic

    • @skiman5289
      @skiman5289 Месяц назад

      @EJxSB I mean the tents where they passed out the pipes and pins to everyone. The country is turning into a mess it's unbelievable

    • @skiman5289
      @skiman5289 Месяц назад

      @EJxSB apparently I can't write what I want because they constantly hide it but I mean the other tents where they passed out the paraphernalia

    • @Ondeaddawgsss
      @Ondeaddawgsss 27 дней назад

      Mass ave is still mass ave they just stand in a long ass line on the side of the road a whole chain of zombies chirping everyone out wish em all the best tho

    • @Teeveepicksures
      @Teeveepicksures 20 дней назад

      @@skiman5289 So you're an addict, got clean, and now look down on others going through the same thing. That's sociopathic.

  • @naturesbest7977
    @naturesbest7977 Месяц назад +17

    2020 was the final death blow to Boston, hasn’t been the same since. Started seeing the crazy homeless encampments starting in 2008, now they have names like Fentanyl mile.
    Down town barely has anyone walking around in the summer. Went on a Saturday to check out some restaurants. Walked everywhere. Wasn’t any foot traffic until 5pm.

    • @djskizmarkey
      @djskizmarkey Месяц назад +4

      ITS METHADONE MILE,,BEEN CALLED THAT SINCE I WAS A KID, I GREW UP IN DOT

    • @naturesbest7977
      @naturesbest7977 Месяц назад +1

      @ yes correction, methadone mile! I was using speech to text in rage of how Boston changed.

    • @Teeveepicksures
      @Teeveepicksures Месяц назад

      @@naturesbest7977 You're just soft and not meant for the city life. Boston is a cakewalk now, the 90's would've wrecked you. 🤣

    • @DrewLinds_
      @DrewLinds_ Месяц назад +2

      It's because they shut down the island when the bridge was deemed unsafe. Out on the island had the shelters and detox on it and other services.

  • @mattlarsen8585
    @mattlarsen8585 19 дней назад

    Heroin addicts talking like 30s Jazz musicians is one of my favorite quotes from this podcast

  • @BobMaloogaloogaloogaloogalooga
    @BobMaloogaloogaloogaloogalooga 20 дней назад +2

    Be addicted to opiates in Massachusetts is a circle of hell

  • @jackdriscoll8387
    @jackdriscoll8387 Месяц назад +18

    i hope the dawgs know that Boston > Philly

    • @dunny_420
      @dunny_420 Месяц назад

      🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @davidwells4903
      @davidwells4903 Месяц назад +1

      Haha. Philly people are 100× better than bostonians

    • @dunny_420
      @dunny_420 Месяц назад

      🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @dunny_420
      @dunny_420 Месяц назад

      🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @dunny_420
      @dunny_420 Месяц назад

      🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @NhickTeck
    @NhickTeck Месяц назад +20

    Do these guys shave their legs?

    • @TDOLLA
      @TDOLLA Месяц назад +13

      technically they shave each others legs

    • @bigmoose99
      @bigmoose99 Месяц назад +5

      They are fair haired Irishmen I assume.

    • @leapyear9460
      @leapyear9460 Месяц назад +3

      Low T

    • @RealmsOfGames
      @RealmsOfGames Месяц назад

      @@leapyear9460the guy looking at men’s legs definitely the spokesperson for T levels

  • @_GRAVYC4K3S_
    @_GRAVYC4K3S_ Месяц назад +1

    Department stores in a rough neighborhood are the best. It’s like going to a zoo but it’s free.

  • @Leandros135
    @Leandros135 Месяц назад +9

    The Town is an amazing movie too

    • @kaxorghostproduction
      @kaxorghostproduction Месяц назад +10

      You and your boys didn't just roll over a Stah Mahket in Malden for a box of quahtahs

    • @Franciskev2
      @Franciskev2 Месяц назад +3

      It stinks!

    • @jeancastro1654
      @jeancastro1654 Месяц назад +1

      Corniest dialogue of any movie evah

    • @eloybox
      @eloybox Месяц назад

      Why? I haven't seen it in a while , but I remember it being great. Jeremy Renner had a great performance IMO

    • @Franciskev2
      @Franciskev2 Месяц назад

      @ It stinks!

  • @alexbisgounis4055
    @alexbisgounis4055 Месяц назад +2

    Southie hasnt been southie for a long time. Finance bro central

  • @ISOCZAR
    @ISOCZAR Месяц назад +11

    Everybody from "Boston" moves to the north shore or south shore as soon as possible

    • @bigoofinthechat5496
      @bigoofinthechat5496 Месяц назад +5

      They try not to actually. The problem is Boston is one of the most expensive cities in the world for some reason.

    • @Zaes223
      @Zaes223 Месяц назад +10

      Well if you grew up in a house that was worth $50k in the 90s and all of a sudden its worth $3m its kind of a no brainer to sell the family house and move to the suburbs.

    • @anthonys3906
      @anthonys3906 Месяц назад +2

      They move to Nashua and tend to sheep

  • @R33fth3b33f
    @R33fth3b33f Месяц назад +8

    The Boston accent is an americanized Irish accent for real. Try speaking in a Irish accent but pronounce it without being british.

  • @SilverBullet2345
    @SilverBullet2345 24 дня назад +3

    Very nice non-gay couch distance from my best friends Matt and Shane

  • @mfwicbasterd477
    @mfwicbasterd477 10 дней назад

    Man, the McDs off Mass Ave is like the HQ for em

  • @RobSKIDDY
    @RobSKIDDY Месяц назад

    This is so good😂 if he went 100 yards past target he’d be in “methadone mile”. His mind was prob blown.

  • @S.C.-wo8hq
    @S.C.-wo8hq 12 дней назад +1

    Isn't Walberg from Dorchester?

  • @Yophillips3272
    @Yophillips3272 Месяц назад +4

    Interesting choice using that photoshop pic of Wahlberg instead of Basketball Diaries 😂

    • @TheLisclark
      @TheLisclark Месяц назад +2

      But Jim Carroll was an alphabet city junkie, not Boston.

  • @itsv1p3r
    @itsv1p3r Месяц назад +2

    Went to boston on a school trip maybe 7 years ago. My friend and i were playing around on a piano in this outdoor market area when this clearly homeless man comes up to us, starts dancing spastically and yelling “high school musical!” Over and over, just geeking out. This susses us out after a min or two of bro absolutely tweaking out so we stop playing but then he asks us if we wanna drink some alcy he had on him, which we did bc we were in hs and couldnt get any on our own (in hindsight we definitely should have declined) so we follow this homeless dude to this very gross public restroom where he opens a fresh bottle of vodka, my friend and i both take a shot from the bottle, then hand it back to the dude who then proceeds to down the whole bottle and throw it against the wall of the bathroom where it shatters and then he just starts screaming. We booked it out of there at that point & met back up with the group but it was such an insane experience. 😭

  • @charleswilson4526
    @charleswilson4526 Месяц назад +12

    I am from north of Boston (north shore)…. I despise the Boston accent. You could talk about nuclear physics and it still sounds stupid

    • @kylepaulo8491
      @kylepaulo8491 Месяц назад

      😂😂

    • @muster_mark
      @muster_mark Месяц назад +2

      Irrega'dless, kid.

    • @Josh_you_uh
      @Josh_you_uh Месяц назад

      D00d are u f’n seri0us kid?!

    • @mikeglazier5993
      @mikeglazier5993 17 дней назад

      Western Massachusetts here and it's always sounded like baby talk to me.

  • @Steve-rg7mq
    @Steve-rg7mq Месяц назад

    Mats leg kicks when he laughs hard is to funny

  • @pw8297
    @pw8297 Месяц назад +6

    No one from Boston lives in Boston.

    • @TheHaynesworth92
      @TheHaynesworth92 Месяц назад

      It's a total shit show with how expensive it is and people are super rude

    • @Ondeaddawgsss
      @Ondeaddawgsss 27 дней назад

      True Unless it’s dorchester mattapan or Roxbury rest is all yuppies it’s sad

  • @nategomes1719
    @nategomes1719 21 день назад +2

    We got the coolest white boys out here besides Philly. But Philly is basically Boston.

  • @beantown5343
    @beantown5343 Месяц назад +1

    Did pest control throughout Boston both commercial and residential for the last 5 years. Serviced the entire city along with a lot of accounts in west Roxbury, JP and Mattapan. This included neighborhoods around Norfolk St, Morton st, h block all of which are known for violence.
    Being someone who sticks out in these areas my biggest takeaway and recommendation is to mind your business. As along as you mind your own business you’re fine. I believe that goes for any area in any city. The biggest issue is the random violence like the 13 year old that got shot 5 times for absolutely no reason. Or the groups of teenagers who walk around looking to jump someone. For the most part everyone in these areas are nice people but when you have bad habits from the old country and nobody to help correct those habits, well there’s consequences.
    What’s crazy is the most dangerous place in Boston is Tremont st along the commons where everyone shops. Some of what I’ve seen after the sun goes down makes you look over your shoulder too often.

  • @Crowndragon
    @Crowndragon Месяц назад +1

    I visited boston.. it felt like a super nice burough of NY.

  • @joeyzero819
    @joeyzero819 Месяц назад +2

    Bruh, just make sure you dont pop any of the sores if you gotta fight em. It's like the spores in the Last of Us.

  • @Vlokiv
    @Vlokiv Месяц назад +3

    Took a detour down mass avenue and yeesh. Open drug use and police interspersed.

  • @61chrisd
    @61chrisd 8 дней назад

    Radio active is so accurate

  • @anthonyperrone6008
    @anthonyperrone6008 Месяц назад +1

    Boston loves Shane G!!! Hey Shane get a movie with you as one half of the buddy cop to film here please.

  • @ottico84
    @ottico84 29 дней назад +1

    The Coo-Ops 😂

  • @zacharybreen330
    @zacharybreen330 Месяц назад +6

    South Bay target, not proper southie. South Bay gets the run off from Zombieland aka Mass n Cass. Proper southie is the cool place to live now for finance bros and girls whose daddy pays for them to live there. A lot has changed.

    • @michaelcalland801
      @michaelcalland801 14 дней назад

      South Bay Target is definitely Dorchester….
      Southie ends at Andrew Square…
      Once you’re on South Hampton St. you’re out of Southie

  • @geraldmcguire22
    @geraldmcguire22 Месяц назад +1

    I relate so much to the near translucent whiteness of Shane’s shins

  • @CosmicMystery7
    @CosmicMystery7 12 дней назад +1

    "Gran Turismo" 😂

  • @Justheretohelp
    @Justheretohelp 20 дней назад

    South Bay target is risky business any time of day Matt’s a maniac for that one

  • @legibby
    @legibby Месяц назад

    I miss this MSSP

  • @sly4139
    @sly4139 10 дней назад

    Everywhere’s a park at that point. 😂😂😂

  • @migzydrift
    @migzydrift Месяц назад +2

    Comedy is two 15 year olds talking to each other

  • @josephdonovan7886
    @josephdonovan7886 Месяц назад +1

    They just moved down the block to dot or quincy.

  • @joecasey7415
    @joecasey7415 Месяц назад +1

    Charlestown was a much more dangerous neighborhood in the 70s and 8os than Southie was.

    • @joecasey7415
      @joecasey7415 Месяц назад

      The Boston Waterfront along Atlantic Ave was gloriously grimy in the 60s and 70s

  • @kyanrinel5898
    @kyanrinel5898 Месяц назад +12

    Sigh an entire bit that involved an Asian Uber driver and not one Asian accent to be heard. Shane gone soft.

    • @dtreezy
      @dtreezy Месяц назад

      he realized you can only joke about white people

    • @bickyboo7789
      @bickyboo7789 Месяц назад +3

      Bros gone all big shot Hollywood smh

    • @NoOneCares009
      @NoOneCares009 Месяц назад

      @@bickyboo7789He is kind of a sellout. Can’t say I blame him though. He’ll make a lot more money working with Netflix and Bud light than he would doing an edgy podcast. Just imagine how gay he’d be today if he ended up landing SNL back in 2019.

  • @hugodeane7445
    @hugodeane7445 10 дней назад

    The shamans calves are nothing short of cosmic

  • @DM56fmx
    @DM56fmx Месяц назад +3

    You guys also have no idea of the difference between heroin and crack or meth, the people you’re talking about are not on heroin

  • @blockchainprofessor.x
    @blockchainprofessor.x Месяц назад +2

    The area right next to BMC

  • @brenden486
    @brenden486 Месяц назад +1

    It’s the tax breaks the production companies get for filming here. Been working in the industry here for 15 plus years

    • @timbuktoo7050
      @timbuktoo7050 20 дней назад

      Bingo. That's exactly why the movies are made here. They save $$

  • @nickmcdonald3083
    @nickmcdonald3083 6 дней назад

    We used to have state facilities. Regan shut em down

  • @evanmyers350
    @evanmyers350 8 дней назад

    Bri yelled a lil Wayne line 😂

  • @aaaaaaaaaa7699
    @aaaaaaaaaa7699 Месяц назад

    There immune systems are stronger than u can imagine

    • @Josh_you_uh
      @Josh_you_uh Месяц назад

      Tell that to covid, killed 5 million ppl

  • @Luke-qk8to
    @Luke-qk8to Месяц назад

    Matt has a much better accent than Shane which is pretty crazy considering he’s so good at impressions

  • @FrozenLemonn
    @FrozenLemonn Месяц назад

    I heard Greta Van fleet before I seen the videos I was like what the hell is this, thanks now stuck in my head again.

  • @RippyClippy
    @RippyClippy Месяц назад

    Fruit by the foot was on
    point

  • @deantoulan
    @deantoulan Месяц назад +2

    South Bay Target in Dorchester

  • @Tyler-tn2kq
    @Tyler-tn2kq Месяц назад +1

    noooooo I’m the hefeeee 🤣

  • @mjrisinsd6836
    @mjrisinsd6836 Месяц назад

    Boaton gets movies because of favorable tax laws for movie production. It was a conscious decision by the city to extend tax credits, which reduce the cost of production.

  • @SquareNoggin
    @SquareNoggin Месяц назад +3

    I would submit that compared to other sorts of drug addicts heroin junkies are more self aware than most.

    • @chadgrov
      @chadgrov Месяц назад

      Yep. The dudes they’re talking about screaming on the street are cranked or cracked out. Heroin doesn’t give you psychosis. just maybe makes you take a nap forever

    • @notmyname9625
      @notmyname9625 Месяц назад +2

      Nothing more self aware than nodding out on the red line or attacking a first responder for narcaning ur high away. Its a level of mental acuity few will ever reach

    • @SquareNoggin
      @SquareNoggin Месяц назад

      @notmyname9625 "Compared to other drug addicts".
      You're literate right?

    • @chadgrov
      @chadgrov Месяц назад

      @ you smug jerk offs act like anytime says a group is more or less one way that they’re claiming every single individual is the exact same person. of course there’s exceptions.

  • @JohnMuhlhauser-ps9rx
    @JohnMuhlhauser-ps9rx Месяц назад +1

    That was a question lol weird idk how I almost super thanked yall. No offense thanks
    A lot but the bus is 3 bucks a ticket and they don’t transfer really….yall are the men

  • @burtreynolds8030
    @burtreynolds8030 Месяц назад +3

    Oregon did the decriminalizing thing and it did the opposite of what you’re saying lol

  • @bobc596
    @bobc596 Месяц назад +1

    Southie went soft 10 years ago now it's all college educated liberals.