How Bad is the AI in Super Smash Bros. Melee?

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  • Опубликовано: 10 окт 2024
  • Here is a compilation of hilarious AI fails in Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo GameCube.
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    Game
    Super Smash Bros. Melee - Nintendo GameCube, 2001
    Music
    2AM - Super Smash Bros. Brawl

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  • @lennonjesus3673
    @lennonjesus3673 4 года назад +1198

    Falco: is dying while the player is doing absolutely nothing
    Falco: *taunts*

    • @lucariodiferenciado9558
      @lucariodiferenciado9558 4 года назад +44

      Falco is so Disrespectful
      😂😂😂

    • @vegi2188
      @vegi2188 4 года назад +25

      Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing Smash bros melee edition

    • @MultilimpeOficial
      @MultilimpeOficial 4 года назад +2

      chicken falco

    • @dippin4dots
      @dippin4dots 4 года назад +13

      7GizmoQuizz doing nothing to falco dipshit

    • @DeltaSpark8
      @DeltaSpark8 4 года назад +14

      I'm down three stocks, making me the victor!

  • @LONGshot-tf8cf
    @LONGshot-tf8cf 4 года назад +1842

    0:14 that’s not a mistake, samus just really likes the music

    • @J4__
      @J4__ 4 года назад +140

      She do be vibin' tho 😳

    • @humbloom
      @humbloom 4 года назад +75

      I can't blame her tho

    • @ZanWhen
      @ZanWhen 4 года назад +75

      2:50
      Bowser also can vibe to in-game music

    • @That_Guy3604
      @That_Guy3604 4 года назад +14

      I honestly started vibing to it to

    • @kiyonara
      @kiyonara 4 года назад +6

      LMFAOOOOOOO

  • @AggressiveEnte
    @AggressiveEnte 4 года назад +974

    CPUs in all the other games: so you have chosen death. CPUs in this game: what is a second jump

    • @snivyboy168
      @snivyboy168 4 года назад +57

      especially in smash 4

    • @ethanadams8109
      @ethanadams8109 4 года назад +63

      Yoshi didn't even jump lol. He walked off and directional airdodged immediately.

    • @robertadamsx2
      @robertadamsx2 4 года назад +18

      I haven't played every smash game (only 64) but I out of the ones I have played, 4 has the easiest cpus. I beat them easily. I lose more to melee cpus, but some of those cpus are easier than smash 4. Those ones just don't work. Brawl's cpus I remember as a nightmare. Last time I played brawl before a meth or crack user stole it from my family was at a point I could easily defeat lvl nines in smash 4. Yet I lost almost every time. Smash ultimate is second hardest. They tech and perfect shield ridiculous stuff in a way that is a bit unfair. I still beat them often, but still lose quite a bit.

    • @litanavora6360
      @litanavora6360 4 года назад +1

      What’s AI

    • @eggyes3340
      @eggyes3340 4 года назад +2

      Lita Navora an i

  • @itsjustbob7649
    @itsjustbob7649 4 года назад +1208

    P1: Picks Jungle Japes
    Level 9 Cpu: (sweats profoundly)

    • @StarkMaximum
      @StarkMaximum 4 года назад +98

      "Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures."
      Jungle Japes ledge
      Jungle Japes rushing water
      Level 9 CPU: They're the same picture.

    • @brunoemf90
      @brunoemf90 4 года назад +30

      Level 9 CPU: “He’s just standing there... MENACINGLY!”

    • @nofatchxplzthx
      @nofatchxplzthx 4 года назад +18

      profusely**?

    • @thealleyway525
      @thealleyway525 4 года назад +1

      It’s a sponge bob joke

    • @nigelgarrett8140
      @nigelgarrett8140 4 года назад +4

      It really makes you wonder how they missed how bad the A.I worked on that state in particular.

  • @arcaniaheart3570
    @arcaniaheart3570 4 года назад +1055

    2001: -Luigi Wins By Doing Absolutely Nothing-
    2020: Luigi Loses By Doing Absolutely Something

  • @sixgrave7972
    @sixgrave7972 4 года назад +434

    on top of being easily broken, gotta love the fact that the a.i. taunts after an accidental stock

    • @andredominguez3199
      @andredominguez3199 5 месяцев назад +4

      They're taunting at their past selves, gotta keep the taunting streak I guess.

  • @awd03-v7v
    @awd03-v7v 4 года назад +311

    Cpu: Self destructs 4 times in a row on Jungle Japes
    Also Cpu: I only lost because the stage wasn’t competitively viable

  • @sowhazupguy
    @sowhazupguy 4 года назад +1091

    "no wonder you're bottom tier"
    30 seconds after fox 5 stocks himself

    • @elrev_ctsos
      @elrev_ctsos 4 года назад +7

      In ultimate i think that bowser should be or is in high tier

    • @SuperGamefreak18
      @SuperGamefreak18 4 года назад +20

      @@elrev_ctsos he's high mid tier in ultimate peach and inkling are top tiers though bowser is considered the best super heavyweight

    • @elrev_ctsos
      @elrev_ctsos 4 года назад +2

      @@SuperGamefreak18 ok cool thnx

    • @John_Smith_
      @John_Smith_ 4 года назад +4

      Hot Chocolate Bowser is really good in Ultimate... for a heavy, at least. Since he got buffed though, the best heavy is arguably King K Rool.

    • @wiktorcokolwiek521
      @wiktorcokolwiek521 4 года назад +7

      @@John_Smith_ k rool is the worst heavy wdym

  • @Sophist
    @Sophist 4 года назад +472

    Roy after trading a stock to deal 11% damage:
    "IT WAS A FAIR DEAL"

    • @antoniomolinatorres3873
      @antoniomolinatorres3873 4 года назад +47

      More like a *Nair* deal

    • @colejohnson7533
      @colejohnson7533 4 года назад +10

      Ay sophisticated evee what’s up
      I lobe your content bro

    • @Sophist
      @Sophist 4 года назад +10

      @@colejohnson7533 I love you too random citizen!

    • @aquilonthepro8319
      @aquilonthepro8319 4 года назад +5

      @@Sophist -Heh the meme response- Hope you're doing well in all this craziness.

    • @w.ninjakoopa
      @w.ninjakoopa 4 года назад +2

      @@antoniomolinatorres3873 Gold

  • @QJD1381
    @QJD1381 4 года назад +489

    Samus was just jamming out to the Fourside theme, can't say I blame her.

    • @mikkokivisto4414
      @mikkokivisto4414 4 года назад +2

      Been there?

    • @TheGameCreator13
      @TheGameCreator13 4 года назад +10

      She just vibin 😳

    • @guacamoledolphin
      @guacamoledolphin 4 года назад +3

      Not true she was obviously to shoot time her charge shot with the music to make a true master piece and creating the perfect vibe out music

    • @guacamoledolphin
      @guacamoledolphin 4 года назад +1

      Rich Boy I thought she was a metroid

  • @esqeet8755
    @esqeet8755 4 года назад +466

    Jigglypuff: *crouches*
    Samus: *bO๏𝐠Įᗴ 𝐭𝔦M𝓔*

  • @dunkwaffle4895
    @dunkwaffle4895 4 года назад +615

    *_Legend has it, that Fox is still trying to make it to Captain Falcon to this day..._*

    • @thenoise4485
      @thenoise4485 4 года назад +16

      I'm Four paralel Memes ahead of you

    • @TheStickCollector
      @TheStickCollector 4 года назад +6

      Not a very long legend, however, still one

    • @vinesickle3383
      @vinesickle3383 4 года назад +1

      WOOOAAGH!

    • @godoftaxes
      @godoftaxes 4 года назад +3

      WAHOO VS. HIYAH

    • @Zakkarypillow
      @Zakkarypillow 4 года назад +1

      It was inevitable that speed runner mario won against melee fox

  • @andonibavi8642
    @andonibavi8642 4 года назад +206

    6:16 that falco was so proud of getting that stock

    • @stealthxg5045
      @stealthxg5045 4 года назад +23

      Lol he was the only one that was able to take a stock.

    • @threemad8456
      @threemad8456 4 года назад +9

      stealth XG
      Compared to the other A.I’s he’s the only one that actually took a life

    • @germanazurin1501
      @germanazurin1501 4 года назад +11

      Yo he popped off with the taunt too

    • @albond
      @albond 4 года назад

      @@threemad8456 *AIs
      Also you basically just rephrased what they said...

    • @howaboutno3612
      @howaboutno3612 4 года назад

      Albond Hey, look everyone! The grammar nazi is back!

  • @Banjoisawesome
    @Banjoisawesome 4 года назад +177

    It's a new dance, everybody do the charge shot!

    • @PG-sy6dh
      @PG-sy6dh 4 года назад +7

      Tik tok comes in

    • @humbloom
      @humbloom 4 года назад +10

      @@PG-sy6dh fuck

    • @g.k.nderitu822
      @g.k.nderitu822 4 года назад +1

      *four side and heavy lobster intensifies*
      Samus: Don't mind me, i'm just s t o o p i d
      Me: HOW DO THE CPU'S EVEN DO THAT?

  • @the_bookworm8281
    @the_bookworm8281 4 года назад +351

    I think I have a theory on why the Bowser A.I. likes to single jump so many times and rarely double jumps.
    Because Bowser has a frame 8 jumpsquat in this game (which would be the case until Ultimate), the A.I. isn't programmed correctly on the timings for his double jump. The Bowser A.I. would input a double jump in the middle of his jumpsquat frames, and because buffering isn't a thing until Brawl, the double jump input gets eaten up.
    It is just a theory, so take it with a grain of salt.

    • @Evixyn
      @Evixyn 4 года назад +5

      The_ Bookworm a game theory 0/ Thanks for watching :3

    • @TheMightyGiantDad
      @TheMightyGiantDad 4 года назад +37

      Seems very unlikely, the A.I. doesn't input double jump until at least a few tenths of a second after the character becomes airborne most of the time. I really doubt a 2-frame difference in jumpsquat is to blame for bowser missing timing and characters like ganon and DK not having this issue.

    • @rafaelruiz-clavijocuevas2198
      @rafaelruiz-clavijocuevas2198 4 года назад +13

      @@TheMightyGiantDad Could be probably that the theory was true, Ganon has frame 6 jumpsquat and DK it's frame 5, so for that 2-3 frames could be a possibility

    • @bannableusername93
      @bannableusername93 4 года назад +9

      i expected a meme but got a valid arguement

    • @iluvchess14736
      @iluvchess14736 4 года назад +1

      Can't he just jump onto the other platforms?

  • @bmetas
    @bmetas 4 года назад +505

    If I recall correctly, it is only Level 9 Luigi that refuses to use Up B. Every other level AI uses it normally except 9.

    • @metalmaple-fluffyhoney54
      @metalmaple-fluffyhoney54 4 года назад +72

      That's wack

    • @1993Southparkfan
      @1993Southparkfan 4 года назад +51

      Nope. I remember that in any level Luigi refuses to use up b.

    • @dontegraves5051
      @dontegraves5051 4 года назад +108

      No. It doesn't matter what level the CPU is set to. If it is Luigi, he will absolutely never use Up+B to recover, even if he is point blank at the ledge.

    • @TheStickCollector
      @TheStickCollector 4 года назад +8

      I remember playing and wondering why that was

    • @user-ef7gm2vm2o
      @user-ef7gm2vm2o 4 года назад +4

      Theodore Smith but didn’t the luigi use 2 side b 1:52

  • @wonk123
    @wonk123 4 года назад +689

    the AI is not bad in the first one. She was just tbagging with you man 😔

  • @andypang1677
    @andypang1677 4 года назад +70

    Each time fox dies it sounds like he’s saying,
    “WHHHAAAAATTTTT!”

    • @mach6893
      @mach6893 3 года назад +1

      Hup......FIYAH! (sploosh!) WHHHAAAAATTTTT!

  • @mariocisemusic
    @mariocisemusic 4 года назад +104

    To be fair, most human players SD a lot on Jungle Japes

    • @crack4184
      @crack4184 4 года назад +17

      This stage is pure hell, indeed.

  • @aoshi9254
    @aoshi9254 4 года назад +405

    *_-And I thought my brother was bad at these games.-_*

    • @aoshi9254
      @aoshi9254 4 года назад +19

      Nine months later and my way of writting this reply was amazing...ly cringe

    • @Larree17
      @Larree17 4 года назад +8

      *laughs* try getting people in their 40s or higher to play

    • @aoshi9254
      @aoshi9254 4 года назад +2

      @@Larree17 wth i got 41 likes in 45 minutes

    • @Larree17
      @Larree17 4 года назад

      Aoshi me: *laughs since I didn’t give the comment a like*

    • @sadchild9478
      @sadchild9478 4 года назад

      Larree my dad is 43 and he knows how to play the game pretty well without me even teaching him the more advanced stuff.

  • @Josharoo
    @Josharoo 4 года назад +73

    falco's smug taunt at 6:18 is so hilarious

  • @FelisBX7
    @FelisBX7 4 года назад +381

    Level 9 CPU's in Melee: which button is jump
    Level 9 CPU's in Ultimate: So you have chosen... *death.*

    • @inciucio
      @inciucio 4 года назад +49

      Me fighting a level 9 in ultimate: 😢
      It's a custom stage:😎

    • @powcomixonline1771
      @powcomixonline1771 4 года назад +1

      Do true

    • @atomic-art
      @atomic-art 4 года назад +7

      Level 9 in ultimate are easy for me at times what are powerful characters I can fight against?

    • @j_c_93
      @j_c_93 4 года назад +17

      Been playing Smash since 99. The first thing I noticed about Ultimate is that the AI is incredible compared to the earlier games. I'm seriously impressed with it so far.

    • @atomic-art
      @atomic-art 4 года назад +2

      J. Cruise it is but characters like young link cheese them with fire arrows and projectiles

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 4 года назад +164

    Melee with actual players: *competitive, fun, and rage inducing*
    Melee with CPUs:

    • @firstmategiddy
      @firstmategiddy 4 года назад +8

      @@PichuGamer-tz8bl In the floor? That sounds like a lot of work to tear my floorboards apart just to put a controller in them.

    • @anibalhyrulesantihero7021
      @anibalhyrulesantihero7021 4 года назад +8

      Competitive players claiming that it's the best game when everyone is unbalanced.

    • @lapplandkun9273
      @lapplandkun9273 4 года назад

      @@anibalhyrulesantihero7021 that can be applied to brawl and smash 4. Try again

    • @anibalhyrulesantihero7021
      @anibalhyrulesantihero7021 4 года назад +8

      @@lapplandkun9273 True but competitive players treat it like if Melee is the only good Smash game when even IT is also unbalanced.

    • @anibalhyrulesantihero7021
      @anibalhyrulesantihero7021 4 года назад +5

      @Gabe Once again. People treat it like it's "God's gift" when even it has flaws.

  • @epithayadarcithia2117
    @epithayadarcithia2117 4 года назад +82

    4:00 “It’s over Falcon, I have the high ground!” “Show ya moves”

  • @Jack-dt7rw
    @Jack-dt7rw 4 года назад +64

    4:00 She’s just standing there... MENACINGLY

  • @Sycholesent
    @Sycholesent 4 года назад +195

    2:52 he really be vibin’ tho.

  • @watersheep5535
    @watersheep5535 4 года назад +93

    2:51 teabagging has gone beyond our knowledge.

  • @mindscape110
    @mindscape110 4 года назад +15

    2:38 Roy: Let's try something new! It'll catch him by surprise!

  • @suicune3776
    @suicune3776 4 года назад +24

    6:21 He got three stocked by himself and then had the audacity to taunt.... uhh.... that's pretty embarrassing XD

  • @michaelmcguire7526
    @michaelmcguire7526 4 года назад +15

    1:02
    “Wow, you beat that guy up without even touching him.”

  • @nicolaspp4780
    @nicolaspp4780 4 года назад +87

    0:12 samus.exe stopped working

    • @Ozukai
      @Ozukai 4 года назад

      Nah just vibin' 😂

  • @papashank7437
    @papashank7437 4 года назад +25

    2:57 Bowser is just asserting dominance.

  • @hectord.garcia2794
    @hectord.garcia2794 4 года назад +44

    God, those AI's are incredibly stupid when the stage has a hole in the middle. Try fighting Level 9 Captain Falcon in Yoshi's Island. There's a big chance he will do a Side B and get an instantaneous SD.

    • @rubberduck8096
      @rubberduck8096 4 года назад +7

      CPU Captain Falcon always believes that down throw into Raptor Boost is a true combo, even near the ledge.

    • @SHYKOOPA
      @SHYKOOPA 4 года назад +2

      @@rubberduck8096 he's very determined about it I'll give him that

    • @lapplandkun9273
      @lapplandkun9273 4 года назад

      @@rubberduck8096 I mean, it can work if you miss the tech. But every single time? Nope

    • @albond
      @albond 4 года назад

      Hector D. Garcia *AIs

  • @17MetaRidley
    @17MetaRidley 4 года назад +5

    2:50
    Animal Planet: "Here we see a specimen of a reptile trembling with fear when he noticed the approach of a larger specimen."

  • @MakenaForest
    @MakenaForest 4 года назад +8

    this should be a series called "Artificial Incompetence"

  • @Wings_Of_Nightfall
    @Wings_Of_Nightfall 4 года назад +14

    As a man who has had Melee for sixteen years (and still does), *I can validate everything*

  • @shakenjacob7946
    @shakenjacob7946 4 года назад +56

    0:14 boogie time

  • @YounesLayachi
    @YounesLayachi 4 года назад +52

    4:15 I love this behaviour, the AI can't move while the player is not moving, because not moving is an advantageous state compared to anything else (walking, dashing, shielding, being in the air... Or worse, being in hitlag)

    • @N8-Feds
      @N8-Feds 4 года назад +5

      DEATH STARE

    • @THEGENTSJPEN
      @THEGENTSJPEN 4 года назад +5

      So basically what 20XX is gonna be

    • @loumper88
      @loumper88 4 года назад

      i even use this trick in cruel melee and i got around 40 kills with this trick with Samus

    • @blackdot105
      @blackdot105 4 года назад

      I doubt that's why it's happening.

    • @HRCFre4k
      @HRCFre4k 4 года назад +4

      wat
      This has nothing to do with it, why are there so many likes?
      You can attack in that spot, just never leave this spot. This is used for some Cruel Melee High Scores. As long as no CPU stands in this plattform and you stand on the edge, the AI will just stand there. I can't find a perfect explaination, but yours doesn't sound right, since it only happens at that spot.
      Since this can also happen in a few few stage with walkable offscreen zones (like being close to the edge at MK), maybe the AI assumes that this one spot is also close to the killscreen, but idk.
      Standing still is not what triggers it, otherwise this would be possible everywhere.

  • @Sycholesent
    @Sycholesent 4 года назад +50

    0:15 That’s a mood.

    • @joanaguayoplanell4912
      @joanaguayoplanell4912 4 года назад +3

      Can someone tell me how to do this kind of teabag? I want to try adapting it to my mains.

    • @Callie_with_a_bible
      @Callie_with_a_bible Месяц назад

      ​@@joanaguayoplanell4912 Spam Special button

  • @blackdot105
    @blackdot105 4 года назад +3

    You can tell Melee didn't have too much time in the oven.

  • @oricbeast3734
    @oricbeast3734 4 года назад +5

    Captain Falcon: *stands still*
    Zelda: What do I do?! He's standing there menacingly!

  • @noodletribunal9793
    @noodletribunal9793 4 года назад +7

    6:20 is the most human thing in the video.
    hits a dair that kills both, losing 2 to 4. taunts

  • @flyingfish1138
    @flyingfish1138 4 года назад +15

    Player: exists
    Level 9 CPUs: *SWEATING*

  • @AllOfTheAbove777
    @AllOfTheAbove777 4 года назад +47

    People: melee is a perfect game!!!
    Nintendo Unity: I'm going to stop you right there.

    • @Herm33
      @Herm33 4 года назад +5

      Still is tho

    • @Rarest26
      @Rarest26 4 года назад +7

      Watch “Melee is broken” if you haven’t

    • @AllOfTheAbove777
      @AllOfTheAbove777 4 года назад +3

      @@Rarest26 I did watch that, it was a very funny.🤣

    • @Rarest26
      @Rarest26 4 года назад +5

      I was talking to the guy that thinks the game is perfect, but yeah it’s funny

    • @AllOfTheAbove777
      @AllOfTheAbove777 4 года назад +2

      @@Rarest26 me, I never thought this game was perfect I was just making a joke.

  • @johnthecat3832
    @johnthecat3832 4 года назад +59

    You didn't mention how if you spam foxs laser on a flat stage the CPU will shield and have their shield broken

    • @xolotltolox7626
      @xolotltolox7626 4 года назад +9

      Also if they are airborne and a Fox Laser is coming their way they will airdodge, guess that 1% damage really matters

    • @johnthecat3832
      @johnthecat3832 4 года назад +1

      Every percent counts

    • @rubberduck8096
      @rubberduck8096 4 года назад +1

      It should be noted that the lasers that do get shielded are powershielded, reflecting them and dealing damage to Fox. That's at least something.

  • @Jakewebmaster8
    @Jakewebmaster8 4 года назад +43

    Luigi wins agains lv. 9 cpus while doing nothing.

  • @blazethegame
    @blazethegame 4 года назад +7

    One weird thing I’ve noticed is that if you spam fox laser from the opposite side of the stage the cpu will always shield until their shield gets broken, at least until certain levels

  • @zaneheaston8254
    @zaneheaston8254 4 года назад +18

    You want to know something more depressing
    Next year, this game will be 20 years old

    • @game84cube
      @game84cube 4 года назад

      Hey, how about you shut your mouth? Jk lol

    • @lukedro
      @lukedro 4 года назад

      Huh that's actually kinda awesome

    • @somari3490
      @somari3490 4 года назад +3

      The 2000's is becoming the new 90's

    • @anibalhyrulesantihero7021
      @anibalhyrulesantihero7021 4 года назад +1

      @@somari3490 The 2000's was a time where technology evolved drastically.

  • @722lovemonkey
    @722lovemonkey 4 года назад +4

    "Double jump is just a crutch for bad players!"
    -Level 9 Bowser AI

  • @rodrigocr2506
    @rodrigocr2506 4 года назад +56

    You should do how hilariously hard were prepatch AI's in ultimate

    • @mythoughtsexactly2145
      @mythoughtsexactly2145 4 года назад

      Although it was prepatched, it might be hard to find some examples

    • @blackdot105
      @blackdot105 4 года назад +14

      I'm sure the only A.I changes were to the 'unlocking' battles. Lvl 9 CPUs are just as easy/difficult as I remember them being beforehand.

    • @nanceskiinanceskii4674
      @nanceskiinanceskii4674 4 года назад +6

      They weren't hard, people were just bad. And they toned down the unlock character CPU level once again because people were bad because the game just released

    • @martmine4618
      @martmine4618 4 года назад +10

      @@nanceskiinanceskii4674 you're not bad because you were hit once and sent to a true combo to your death. Which is what those AI did.

    • @blackdot105
      @blackdot105 4 года назад

      @@martmine4618 I don't remember that happening at all. The only way I can see that happen is if you let them... which I wouldn't be surprised if some people did.

  • @mydongboy
    @mydongboy 4 года назад +15

    I almost forgot about Bowser's history with back problems.

  • @juanrodriguez9971
    @juanrodriguez9971 3 года назад +5

    It's impressive that problems like these were almost completely fixed in ultimate for over double of the characters.

  • @ignestr
    @ignestr 3 года назад +3

    Jigglypuff: *makes himself flat*
    Samus: Cool, lets dance about it!

  • @newhandlesaredumb
    @newhandlesaredumb 2 года назад +3

    Gotta love how Bowser was taunting Kraid to make him rotate the stage, what a boss!

  • @YounesLayachi
    @YounesLayachi 4 года назад +27

    0:50 this only happens with level 9 and fast fallers because they're super aggressive , on top of pitfalls or hazards

    • @mach6893
      @mach6893 3 года назад

      It's due to rigid programming.

  • @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773
    @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773 4 года назад +5

    5:49 I guess we know the real reason why dinosaurs went extinct...

  • @barbarictearemedy
    @barbarictearemedy 4 года назад +3

    4:10 Zelda CPU looking like a top player. “No u approach me”

  • @Gamer_27yt
    @Gamer_27yt 4 года назад +5

    0:13 Samus is jamming right there

  • @hfig9286
    @hfig9286 4 года назад +11

    I keep getting 7 stocked by this bowser AI idk what you're talking about

  • @germanazurin1501
    @germanazurin1501 4 года назад +9

    Meanwhile I'm jamming to the Fourside Music

  • @pyromaniac000000
    @pyromaniac000000 4 года назад +8

    This physically hurts to watch....wow

  • @Jack-dt7rw
    @Jack-dt7rw 4 года назад +2

    Yoshi: on right side of fourside
    Also yoshi: *Guess I’ll die*

  • @TheCammMan
    @TheCammMan 4 года назад +5

    me: watches first clip
    also me: I think I’ve seen enough

  • @Poptomist
    @Poptomist 3 года назад +2

    Melee: the only smash bros game where you can beat a level 9 cp without taking any damage

  • @TingusPingus445
    @TingusPingus445 4 года назад +10

    Melees ai was hilarious scratch that the ai in general in any smash games are hilarious

  • @equinox3861
    @equinox3861 4 года назад +4

    When you only practice power shielding all day.

  • @Gintoki_Freecss
    @Gintoki_Freecss 4 года назад +9

    Why did the first one look like Samus was dancing to the music?

  • @jairoespinoza1504
    @jairoespinoza1504 4 года назад +1

    I use to LOVE this game. Watching this brought back so many memories playing with my brother, cousins and friends.

  • @zayya1673
    @zayya1673 4 года назад +4

    Omg the Nostalgia is so real

  • @itspiplup8224
    @itspiplup8224 4 года назад +2

    This was so funny I loved the one with jigglypuff and bowser LOL also the “no wonder he is in bottom tier “ joke was hilarious keep up the awesome content.

  • @joedpa
    @joedpa 4 года назад +4

    Practicing in Melee for the competitive scene must have been horrible.

    • @MrNapkino
      @MrNapkino 4 года назад

      Joedpa well it’s a good thing that netplay exists

  • @jordy9606
    @jordy9606 4 года назад +1

    Jigglypuff: sits on a high up platform
    Bowser: *This is an avengers level threat*

  • @tajini817
    @tajini817 2 года назад +4

    Jungle Japes breaks all the game lol

  • @scoober643
    @scoober643 3 года назад +1

    Jiggly puff: crouches.
    Samus: uNdEr $t@nD@lE h@vE a GrE@T dAy.

  • @oriolrodriguezhernandez6786
    @oriolrodriguezhernandez6786 4 года назад +3

    0:38 Sure the CPU is bad, that fox didn't even waveshine

  • @TheStickCollector
    @TheStickCollector 4 года назад +1

    Too be fair, 13 months to make a hot new game is gonna lend itself to this

  • @Pugs
    @Pugs 4 года назад +5

    Kid: *Dies*
    Oompa Loompas: 2:53

  • @OCDistic
    @OCDistic 4 года назад +1

    Bowser: It ain't much but it's honest work.

  • @mattvenes9674
    @mattvenes9674 4 года назад +19

    2:52 Bowser be twerking

  • @nialvessal
    @nialvessal 3 года назад +1

    No one:
    Bowser on Brinstar Depths: How the fuck do you jump again?

  • @ZPokemonfanA
    @ZPokemonfanA 4 года назад +10

    Samus dancing XD

  • @FunkyDinosaur649
    @FunkyDinosaur649 4 года назад

    Opponent on a edge: *exists*
    Melee Falco: *I see this as an absolute win!*

  • @opal6184
    @opal6184 4 года назад +6

    0:20 Samus Dance

  • @adammalkovich187
    @adammalkovich187 4 года назад +1

    Samus - Can't understand crouching
    Fox - Can't learn from his mistakes
    Bowser - Doesn't know how to jump
    Luigi - Fails to take advantage
    Roy - Prioritizes attacks above safety
    Ness - Uses one move that fails him every single time
    Zelda and Shiek - Doesn't want to fight
    Dr. Mario - Terrible at pathfinding
    Yoshi - Doesn't know how to parkour
    Falco - Only knows how to attack unsafely

  • @curtisplays21
    @curtisplays21 4 года назад +4

    5:42 *A NEW RECORD!*

  • @half-byte
    @half-byte 4 года назад +1

    Zelda/ Sheik: ‘Our Battle Will be Legendary!’
    During The Battle: *just stares at Capt. Falcon*

    • @PeachQueen6922
      @PeachQueen6922 4 года назад

      *western music plays*
      "It's high noon."

  • @donathan2933
    @donathan2933 4 года назад +9

    Seriously the AI is so bad. The CPU’s are unbelievably stupid

    • @albond
      @albond 4 года назад +1

      Do - Nathan *CPUs

    • @donathan2933
      @donathan2933 4 года назад

      Albond whut

    • @epekka
      @epekka 4 года назад

      @@donathan2933 cpu's means that the cpu has a thing- "the cpu's crappy skills"
      cpus means multiple cpus- "the cpus are shit at melee"

  • @aaaah540
    @aaaah540 4 года назад +1

    This is my first time seeing footage from Melee. It’s weird seeing how different everything is from newer Smash Bros. games. Even the announcer is different!

  • @blancapatricio6831
    @blancapatricio6831 4 года назад +3

    0:37
    When my brother said that he hates fox.
    Me: WHAAAAAT!!!!

    • @mach6893
      @mach6893 3 года назад

      Hup......Fiyah! (sploosh!) WHAAAAAT!!

  • @moregamez3fresh176
    @moregamez3fresh176 4 года назад +1

    2:53 Jiggly puff: just walks away for like a few seconds
    Bowser: having a seizure

  • @SuperWiggler
    @SuperWiggler 4 года назад +3

    You left out that if AI Kirby uses Stone in the middle of Hyrule Temple he'll just slide down to his death.

    • @da_nanu329
      @da_nanu329 4 года назад

      Lol i use to give my little brother a handicapped match on temple with lv 9 ai as partner but i always chose kirby because of that.

    • @rubberduck8096
      @rubberduck8096 4 года назад

      That's not entirely the CPU's fault. You can only cancel Kirby's down special when you're not moving. The CPU only fails to realize that it will never stop moving.

  • @DerDrBach
    @DerDrBach 4 года назад +2

    6:20 "Unlike you, pleb, *I* die with style

  • @RiverRiceRansom
    @RiverRiceRansom 4 года назад +30

    Smash 64 was fine, I always wondered why these ones were so bad.

    • @KilluaZoldyck-de1hq
      @KilluaZoldyck-de1hq 4 года назад +13

      Rushed game, probably.

    • @RayoMcQueen95990
      @RayoMcQueen95990 4 года назад +19

      Killua Zoldyck Yep this game was rushed. That’s why Fox and Falco were so broken
      And Luigis design and voice were ugly as hell

    • @donathan2933
      @donathan2933 4 года назад +6

      The game was unfinished. Probably the reason why the gameplay is so fast paced

    • @dontegraves5051
      @dontegraves5051 4 года назад +5

      Smash 64 was not "fine." Every CPU walks left and right at the beginning of a match and will not respond until this is over, Donkey Kong will use his recovery onstage most all times even when it will guarantee a self-destruct, Kirby and Jigglypuff misuse jumps, Captain Falcon wil usually never use Falcon Dive a second time to recover and they ALWAYS refuse to recover if you turn your back to them, no matter what level they are set to. All the CPUs spam their projectiles as well. The only ones that don't do this...are the ones that lack projectiles entirely. Link is the absolute champ at this as he will use projectiles even when they can't be activated or performed.

    • @RiverRiceRansom
      @RiverRiceRansom 4 года назад

      D'onte Graves, you’re right the CPUs are not that much better but I do know that donkey kong uses his Up-Special on stage because it has a frame one start up, this is also used in competitive tournaments as it is his quickest option and is his equivalent to fox and falco’s “Shine” in melee. His Up-Special may also result in him self destructing while on stage often because in the cool-down frames while landing back on the ground his aerial momentum and speed stays with him so it is easier for him to slide off the stage while attempting to land. As for everything else you stated I can agree with.

  • @Zerethos
    @Zerethos 4 года назад +1

    All level 9 CPUs proceed to JV6 themselves with Falco being the only outlier.
    Me: Yeah, that seems about right.

  • @princeboo3188
    @princeboo3188 4 года назад +5

    Ness isn't being bad, he just has a bad recovery
    (3:14 for reference)

    • @munch7563
      @munch7563 4 года назад

      Let me stop you right there..

    • @cappyishere
      @cappyishere 4 года назад

      @@munch7563 why

    • @munch7563
      @munch7563 4 года назад

      The ness could of simply saved the double jump.

    • @munch7563
      @munch7563 4 года назад

      But then i guess you're right, it is an AI..

    • @Tom-jw7ii
      @Tom-jw7ii 4 года назад

      He couldve also not jumped into the pit 5 times without a double jump

  • @finleymaster101
    @finleymaster101 4 года назад +1

    Are you OK Bowser?
    Bowser:
    Me: Answer his/her QUESTION!

  • @SamueldaSamurai
    @SamueldaSamurai 4 года назад +3

    0:47
    "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"
    -Einstein

    • @mach6893
      @mach6893 3 года назад

      Hup......Fiyah! (sploosh!) Buwah!

  • @animekidmiidemello1205
    @animekidmiidemello1205 4 года назад +1

    Fox :
    *Hiiyaaa 4 Times Dying Self Destruct sequences intensifies*

    • @mach6893
      @mach6893 3 года назад

      Hup......Fiyah! (sploosh!) Buwah!

  • @lucascastillo9391
    @lucascastillo9391 4 года назад +4

    Fox you were supposed to be the chosen one 0:56

    • @mach6893
      @mach6893 3 года назад

      Fox: Hup......Fiyah! (sploosh!) Buwah!

  • @FunkyDinosaur649
    @FunkyDinosaur649 4 года назад

    Luigi: *Does something*
    Everybody else: *Wait, that’s illegal.*