I loved the allegory between Hamzah continuing to eat the expired slaw and his foreshadowed departure from SlushyNoobz, Hamzah disregarded Martin's pleas and instead perfered to make his own way in the world. There is so much depth and an abundence of metaphors in every second of the video!
This video has had insane influence on my life. After sitting through this 22 minute 50 seconds experience I can confidently say I am entirely a new person and extremely grateful towards Hamzah and Martin who I have come to learn are the creators of this high regarded intellectual RUclips video. I hope I can be caressed into this loving community and become a fellow slushyNooby so I can also partake in the acts of pleasuring others through purely the love of my mind heart *aggressively sharts proudly after becoming a slushyNooby*
I have been a proud slushybooby for about 8 hours now and I would say my crippling back pain has decreased, but my sharts have increased significantly ! #methinksihaveceliacsdisease
day started off terrible my grand ma fell down the stairs and i found out my dog passed away of old but then i saw that slushynoobz posted and my day instantly got 10 times better , thank you for the video
Watching this exactly one year after it was posted!! (purely coincidental) You guys are at 392k subs!! Thank you for always making me laugh! Y'all ate! (literally and figuratively)😊
It’s so scary watching RUclipsrs in the city I live in. I could turn a corner and bump into Hamzah and Martin one day. They could be under my bed rn and I would never know because I’m too scared to look😟
Hey slushies! Help me. This was such an enjoyable video!! Bruh chain here 👇
Bruh
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Bruh
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bruh
they are the true definition of friends who say they should start a youtube channel because they are funny 😭
u went from making no money on this channel to making one dollar each
DO THEY GET MORE MONEY IF I WATCH ALL THE ADS WITHOUT SKIPPING?
@@RayanSadiqiyep
@@RayanSadiqiyea
@@RayanSadiqiyes
@@RayanSadiqino honey 😭
I loved the allegory between Hamzah continuing to eat the expired slaw and his foreshadowed departure from SlushyNoobz, Hamzah disregarded Martin's pleas and instead perfered to make his own way in the world. There is so much depth and an abundence of metaphors in every second of the video!
HMZAH LEFT SLUSHIE BOOBZ????
well said bro
@@DivineWagwan💀
Wow. Hamzah is really kicking off the sassy man apocalypse. Props to Martin for handling all dat.
LMAOO
11:45
blud on his period
i love when they actually break character and interact with each other naturally like with the whole expired coleslaw thing lol
Yeah
its like watching monkies fling poop at each other
Timestamp?
@@JannieKannie9:46
@@Fartman-jn6ms😭😭😭
hamzah holds his fork like a baby who has questionable fine motor skills.
DEBORTED DEBORTED
Martins smile is like a ray of sunshine!🥺
Sometimes it’s too bright it hurtsss 😅😅
Ikr! 🥺☺️
it's his pearly yellows
It was so nice of you to pay for your fans food! Keep being great people and keep making great content!!
wow!! this one passes the bechdel test!! amazing!! ✅🙏
20:24 NOOO THE GUY THAT LOOKED BACK 😭
Yep this made me slush everywhere 😂
HUH
same! 😇
LMAOAOAOAOKS
ermm you sir have won the internet for today !😂
clean up aisle my pants
The fan interaction was so wholesome 😭❤️✨🫶
Was hamzah genuine in not liking them after?
@@ays7466yeah I’m wondering why he said all that afterwards
@@ays7466he wasnt being serious, he ushered them to join the video
@@watermelonpineapple3115 i noticed austin saying he doesnt like it multiple times
@@ays7466 austin who
hamzah being a coleslaw liker makes a bunch of sense
This video has had insane influence on my life. After sitting through this 22 minute 50 seconds experience I can confidently say I am entirely a new person and extremely grateful towards Hamzah and Martin who I have come to learn are the creators of this high regarded intellectual RUclips video. I hope I can be caressed into this loving community and become a fellow slushyNooby so I can also partake in the acts of pleasuring others through purely the love of my mind heart *aggressively sharts proudly after becoming a slushyNooby*
I have been a proud slushybooby for about 8 hours now and I would say my crippling back pain has decreased, but my sharts have increased significantly ! #methinksihaveceliacsdisease
the fact the coleslaw made martin break character 💀
martin looking longingly at hamzah the entiiiiiire time
he wants his wife and kids with hamzah that’s his mangum opus
O pus barber shout out!
Omg them poor girls shown on camera and then hated upon omg😭😭
UNSUBSCRRIBEDD
No way Hamzah recorded that license plate LMAO
i can smell the sour from the coleslaw coming through my screen
I can taste it
Seeing you two together is all you need to slush my world!
Fav gay couple on youtube ❤
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT HAMZAHS SASSY EYE ROLL
Every time I watch a Slushy Noobz video I get tingles in my feetsies 🥰
i believe that is called early set diabetes🥰
@@helengrugettLMFAOOOOOOOO
Oh my god I have not laughed this hard in so long y’all are playing these personas too well
frr
what persona…
personas??
there are no personas.
@@jakehoon69 if you can't see martin's clearly playing a character then idk what to tell you
Sorry but I can't see you, you are too low quality.
dammit, 8k resolution next video
@@SlushyNoobzseriously please please I have a tv that goes up too that and I need to see you for all that you are
Thank you for the new video guys, I’m going to watch this later when I do the Mary Jane! So I can enjoy it even more 😂🎉😮
im doing the same thing peace and love
may god in heaven strike you down in holy vengeance for your terrible sins🙌
oh god our fans are crazy
this is cringe asf 😭
Bruh
The freaking echo when hamzah said MAGNUM OPUS
these two are actually such a good match for each other
Slushy noobs so good they are bookmarked on my google
When they went into the revolting doors and showed the Whole Foods I was like wow! Is this a mukbang! ?🤔
revolting doors
LMAOO
guys please watch all the ads so that slushy noobs no longer has to eat ameobas at whole foods
day started off terrible my grand ma fell down the stairs and i found out my dog passed away of old but then i saw that slushynoobz posted and my day instantly got 10 times better , thank you for the video
ok fr tho these videos are actually so comforting and make me worry less about my future:)
Subscibe count: 100000000000000002
Great Job Hamzah and Martian. You guys do great job at this video. Love you guys For real
152k, y’all deserve everything ❤️
the way they were so in sync at 19:46 😭😭
the way the ray of sunlight is just on hamzah's face he is GLOWING
Martin looks at hamzah like hes in love w him
no
Maybe he is
I can't believe you guys haven't uploaded for weeks
Omg i love you💋💋
you don’t even know how much i love you guys
I cant believe you slushed on those noobs you all are so kind
Hamza is glowing🤩
Hamza*
Hazmah*
@@Botatochickenstruggling there I see
@@BotatochickenHazmat
10:27 the way he just immediately jumps back into character
I can’t finish my week without a slushy noobz video!!! 😅😊
great video guysth so happy to be apart of the slushigang
18:04 hamzahs face when martin asked for the napkin 😭
My goal is to watch every slushy noobs video
fake fan i already watched them all so
wow, new editor? or did you guys get magically awesome at editing over night! 😂 i play to much lol 😂
these videos are keeping me sane, thanks fellas😆☺️👍
Watching this exactly one year after it was posted!! (purely coincidental) You guys are at 392k subs!! Thank you for always making me laugh! Y'all ate! (literally and figuratively)😊
Ugh I loveee this fouseytube and superwoman collab 💕
“Land of the natural and home of the delicious” 🇺🇸🏈🦅
15:20 “we’re waiting for the us fatties to catch up” LOLLLL
Imagine being in a slushy noobz video😳😳😳😳thm lucky gals!!!
i genuinely cannot tell if hamzah is seriously pissed at certain things or not😭😭😭
It’s a character (I think)😭
You guys r so funnny I don’t even remember subscribing glad I did tho! Hope u get 1 million subscribers soon
I had a nap, and woke up to this notification. I am delighted, and well rested. Thank you Slushy Noobz.
Such a sweet couple 🥰
Girlfriends come and go but slushy Noobz is forever
theyre so dez and austin
whose who
@@swaguchiha3508hamzah is austin obviously.. and dez is martin.
@@wholemilkotter9377 silly me
Ur conversations r alw so interesting its so funny
dammi falastini playing when they talk about the dolmas you're so real
i was searching for someone who caught that 🇵🇸🇵🇸
Naurrr thats waraq enab
It’s so scary watching RUclipsrs in the city I live in. I could turn a corner and bump into Hamzah and Martin one day. They could be under my bed rn and I would never know because I’m too scared to look😟
9:43 the way that noise in the background sounded like a sound effect for his reaction LMAO
thanks you so so much for the 4k i really needed it and appreciate it
This is like my favorite yt channel rn
hamzah and martin are the two canadians from south park
Martin, thank you so much for getting hamzah deported, or else there would be no slushy noobz! My hero!
this was the most random hot foods selection to pick lol
THE GUY THAT LOOKED BACK WHEN HAMZAH SAID HE WAS DEPORTED BRO
slushy food reviews keeps youtube alive 🙏🙏🙏🗣️🗣️
Eating lunch as im watching this, truly feels like we’re having lunch together
Martin trying to get hamzah to stop eating expired coleslaw😭😭
I love their vlogs😭
Congrats on the 70.3k!😹
hamzah going through sassy man syndrome someone save him
seeing this made me like a little bit happy but mostly confused
Thanks!
I love Hamzahs reaction to Martins controversial comments. LOL!
martin's hair looks so good
The potato salad is part of my culture 💀😭😂
“Everyone watching is 13 and under”… my 18 year old ass 🧍♀️
THIRTY FUCKING DOLLARS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😮😮😮
Muckbang slushbang 🤤🤤🤤
OMG THIS WAS THE BEST VIDEO IN RUclips HISTORY!!! actually wait... THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!!!!
So real 😂😂😂 #slushy_noobz #favourite_youtuber
U young men look ravishing in this here wholefoods lighting.
This mukbang sure did make a slushie hungry LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
whenever I’m sad I come here and it goes away 🙏🙏
I got an ad for an AJR concert while watching this
267k subs you guys have come a far way in 1 year
please add fireworks the whole video
OMFG i genuinely have not laughed this hard in so long OMG that fucking coleslaw
The license plate LMFAOOO
Wow that’s a whole lot of food!
plotting to make the whole foods cashier patient zero with that biochemical warfare cole slaw is crazy
hamzah reminds me so much of a little groundhog! Much love
Ok… Soo.. Is The Editing On This Video Spectacular! Tell Me This Video Was Made With Love Without Telling me This Video Was Made With Love😅❤
Please keep making more vids like this!!