hamzah and martin existing out in public evokes such a visceral reaction inside of me, second-hand embarrassment doesn't truly encapsulate it. watching martin check into the hotel was similar to watching a nature documentary containing the most graphic and soul-crushing scenes--it's uncomfortably fascinating, and it sticks with me no matter how badly i want to forget
martin being met with a straight white albertan man right when he stepped out in the speedo was actually the worst thing ever i thought he was gonna get called a slur
44:00 ¨whats going on there ,dude" IMAGINE the guy literally was just trying to get in his room and all he sees is a random ass guy with a red speedo on😭
hamzah packing his bag with patrick bateman american psycho level hygiene while martin packed a single plastic bag with deodorant and a toothbrush is so funny to me
Hello, Martin and Hamzah. I recently subscribed to your RUclips channel and binge-watched your videos all summer. You always seem to put a smile on my face or make me laugh out loud when everything else seems to be coming apart. You've become one of my favorite RUclipsrs and a source of comfort and inspiration for me. I can proudly say that both of you are my heroes. You've also encouraged me to finally start my own RUclips channel and eventually publish videos I'm proud of, which I've wanted to do since I was a kid. I wish you both the greatest of success.
genuinely had to fight back tears every time they interacted with real people
i felt real physical pain
had to skip the interaction with the receptionist im sorry i couldn’t do it
When martin was talking to a guy with only his speedos was unbearable but I made it through
@@bigfrankoceanfani just did that right now
it triggers my flight or fight
hamzah freaking out about martins speedo is so funny
and martin defending himself 💀💀💀
He looks like would own one
“my body is tea, theirs is coffee”
Martin is so quick with it i love it
He ate with that ngl
i prefer drew philip's line: "body is spoiled milk and boba"
@@solrubyx”body is tea. bitch your boba” 😭😭😭😭 i love drew omg
Frrr
lmnao
sometimes things get too intimate and i feel like im third wheeling
Real
this is probably how mandy feels😭😭
For real like…are we interrupting something here?😳
Literally…
so true
Hamzah being so distressed by being with Martin while he’s in a Speedo is so me I could feel the anxiety 😭
I was getting so embarrassed I had to keep pausing😭
martin is so fearless like who the hell wears a speedo 😭
Yeah he’s got like 0 social anxiety, kind of inspiring tbh
it's the croatian influence
Martin holds his food in his cheek like a chipmunk just so his ass can keep talking
HAHA WHATTT
THIS IS KILLING MEEEEE 😭😭😭
INSANE 😭😭
EXACTLY
LMAOOOO
hamzah and martin existing out in public evokes such a visceral reaction inside of me, second-hand embarrassment doesn't truly encapsulate it. watching martin check into the hotel was similar to watching a nature documentary containing the most graphic and soul-crushing scenes--it's uncomfortably fascinating, and it sticks with me no matter how badly i want to forget
those damn speedos..
martin almost taking off the robe in the public area made me have to take a breather
I thought i was the only one i genuinely covered my ears when he was asking about the anniversary i couldnt do it idk what’s wrong with me😭😭
Martin in the speedo though 😍😍😍
@@Fitzle girl STAND UP😞
martin being met with a straight white albertan man right when he stepped out in the speedo was actually the worst thing ever i thought he was gonna get called a slur
THAT MADE ME WANT TO CRY YOU CAN'T SCRIPT THIS SHIT
The staff def think y'all fucking 😭😭😭 anniversary is crazy
44:00 "what's going on there dude" this one physically hurt me
hiding in the comments rn
The way he just stood there after LMAO
I don’t think I’ve ever had such strong second hand embarrassment
No seriously I ran straight to the comments just for this ITS SO EMBARRASSING TO WATCHH
lol he sounded so Canadian too🤣
"youre doing the fastest cashier i know youre just shaking" KILLED MEEEEEE
sameee fav part
“My body is tea, theirs is coffee” so true
time stamp? 🥹
@@swaguchiha350840:37!!!
@@swaguchiha3508 40:36
in references to some kids im crying😭
“virgins do have forests usually down there” is a wild ass comment 😭😭😭
Bye
😭
bro it’s okay bro it’s just dark humor bro
@@mreb1123 13:33
It's ok to embrace the bush
"I think you packed smartly" starter pack:
- empty pills container
- cat brush
- dentistry equipment
- actual clock
- necklace
“Necklace”
@@Uglycatproductions what is the necklace i dont get it
@@rubymoore7871 cute dainty pendant on hamzahs neck of course
@@rubymoore7871 it looked like anal beads...
@@rubymoore7871 beads
I’m not exaggerating, this is the funniest video you’ve ever posted
Literally i was fuckinf dying 😭😭
Frrr😭
my stomach hurts😭😭
Real😭
Yes bro omg
they’ve spent the past few videos doing kawaii anime girl voices so they wanted to prove they still do manly things
the manly thing in question being them downing the 24 inch slugger…
lol
44:35 the first time Martin is actually scared & embarrassed 😭I CANTT
ok but martins body is actually tea like that waist is crazy
LITERALLY!! body is tea not coffee
skinny queen
hamzah calling him very hairy…
hamzas ‘hairbrush’ being a pet hair brush is sending me😭
esp his cats old hair brush.. (peter that passed away)
@@torinoobzreally…aww
Thats why he got alopecia bro😢
read this wrong before i started watching the video and thought this meant that he had a hairbrush as a pet
@@michaelceraweedHAHAHHA
38:56 I had to physically pause and just die for a second when I saw him get on that bike in that cursed speedo😭
This is what Jack and ennis did on their fishing trips in brokeback mountain
5:20 😭
slushy noobz mountain
Literally
they are never beating the broke back mountain allegations 😭
44:02 “what’s going on there dude” im actually crying
And he told them the pool is broken😭😭😭
I can’t I started crying out of laughter
44:00 ¨whats going on there ,dude" IMAGINE the guy literally was just trying to get in his room and all he sees is a random ass guy with a red speedo on😭
barefoot on hotel carpet 😭
i agree with this comment
martin looks good in a speedo 🤤
and the way he just walked into the room while the guy was still talking to him 💀💀
this comment is so fricking cool
the heavy breathing while they were eating the slugger LMAO
24” slugger*
Throwing all the leftovers in one box is so 2 men having a sleepover core
ABBY
@@milkamoussse yess luv Abby 4ever
hamzah packing his bag with patrick bateman american psycho level hygiene while martin packed a single plastic bag with deodorant and a toothbrush is so funny to me
0:34 THE SAYORI PHOTO HELP
rest in peace
I LOVE IT SO MUCH THAT THEY DID THAT
Stop I burst out laughing
literally gagged me 😭😭
did my girl so dirty
martin will hold any employee of any establishment hostage in conversation i’m yelling 😭
Martin has anxiety but he’s the one using the phone and wearing a Speedo. Much strength there
exposure therapy
anxiety for everything but what u should have anxiety for i respect it
the four minutes of just hotdog eating sounds felt like a punishment
are you kidding me, more like a friggin present
youre a horrible person for what you did on that island
@@justapak_ checkmate.
@@marcuspixupchix you can never escape what you did, geoff engelstein
13:51 jealousy creeps up on him as his hopes for a bonding moment are collapsed at a sudden enemy's intrusion
The face fr
Literally 😭
the other woman😢
Then the “with a guy” play Im fuckin dead
Using a cat brush for ur hair AND carpet is not even crazy it’s ASTRONOMICAL😭😭
I KNOW
One BED? ANNIVERSARY? ON PRIDE MONTH?! this is masterful queerbaiting.
[master]full queer[baiting] rn
No literally I saw the one bed and was like “they’re never beating the allegations”
@@rawrsomecanine2877LMMMAAAAAAAAOO
which could mean nothing…
@@rawrsomecanine2877 😢 mandy is the other woman
This is what i imagine art and patrick would be doing if they didn’t meet tashi
patrick from spongebob
LMAO
@@sparklesparkleglitter get out
martin is tashi in this situation
I love this 😭
16:39 Martin IMMEDIATELY checking his lips after Hamzah said "we can tell"😭😭 im crying dawg i love yall so much
every time hamzah brings up breckie hill, an angel dies.
i’m the angel that dies💔
@@bigfrankoceanfan my condolences, me too 😔💔💔
@@bigfrankoceanfanI feel u😭😔
maybe his taste will develop soon… (i’m dying inside)
@@guaguapisimia we get closer each day (please god i can’t take it anymore)
4:46 HAMZAH FLASHING THEM IS KILLING ME
I wish I was there ☹️
shoulda been me
the stance i cant
AND THE LIGHT SHINING ON HIM AND MARTINS WOAHS BYE
the music in the back 😭
how was seeing you guys interact with people on shrooms easier than watching it happen while your sober 💀💀💀💀💀 PLEASE
Thisss😂😂
Sometimes I question my sanity when I see my reflection in my iPhone at the end of these videos
😭😭😭
Me on the droid
11:09 "why did that do something to me" martin is so real for that
LMAO
Hamzah panicking and just abandoning Martin to fend for himself when that guy saw him in the speedo 🤣🤣🤣
The spedos on the bike SENT me omg
0:00 the suffering ends
47:42 the suffering begins once again
real
Switch it around please
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@@alexwriston thumbs up!
@@griffgirl244one hater over here gang 🎉
The pool interaction literally had me crying
2:17 LMFAO that guy must be so confused when he use friend and anniversery in the same sentence helpme
cause if someone told me that i wouldve thought they were partners or sm
martin’s voice when he was saying that annoyed me so much
he definitely thought they were gonna get their *freak* on
@@Megasinjin? So mean
@@KenSuro477 i’m sorry vro it just gave me the ick
love how they had the opportunity for two beds and they opted for one
Hamzah being embarrassed the funniest shi ever😭😭😭😭😭😭😭then martin getting caught in the speedo got my stomach hurtingggg like wtf😭
i was slushy deprived thank u for uploading when i need u guys the most..
44:01 had to pause the video and go reconnect with nature after this
these two are like the two kids in the back of class giggling and shit
14:50 i love that hamzah just admitted he uses a cat brush on his hair like normal that’s so silly
no i actually can’t tell if it was a bit or not like thats so random 😭😭
@@giovannamilesi4297 i didn’t even process that part might be a bit i just assumed he was being fr lmaoo
i’m shocked he smokes cigarettes (or maybe that’s where he stores his blunts idk)
@@ipuhstickeronmycarrier7305 well that is kinda not new
not only is it a cat brush but he also used it on the carpet 😂😂😂
hamzah's face when mandy called martin
THAT HAD ME CRYING
47:03 literally has the same energy as boys crafting a birthday gift for their moms with whatever random assortment of shit they find around the house
I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS
the way they keep repeating the 24” inch slugger is insane
" 7 inches is not mini! okay? " killed me lmaoooo
40:40 Martin crying from laughing so much was honestly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
just now realizing the speedo is a whole DIFFERENT speedo from the one from the curaçao video like how many of those do you have martin 🤨🤨🤨
idk bro he played waterpolo in high school AND college😭😭😭
the one bed trope
16:47 the way martin IMMEDIATELY started touching his lips after hamzah said he could tell that martin doesnt use aquaphor😭😭
34:04 “hi fattie” IM CRYINGG
Hello aro profile picture
😭😭😭😭😭
Aro I lobe you
@@BALLTONGU3will graham
his hand wave 😭😭😭
40:32 "My body is tea, theirs is coffee" Martin I can't breathe
Martin knew damn well he wasn’t going to actually swim like that😭 with the kids around 💀
he def wouldn’t have actually lmaoo
Martin is eating that butter chicken so whitely 😭 esp the way he’s trying to scoop up that rice w the naan for like 30 seconds straight 32:06
the scooping took five years off my life 😭
whitely 😭😭😭😭😭
hamzah breaking the sound barrier from being excited is crazy
LMFAOAOOAOA
Whenever they talk to anyone out in public, it brings a chill down my back.
The man talking to Martin in the hallway while in his speedo still has me crying 😭😭
33:46 them getting sassy with siri killed me
😭😭😭
IM ACTUALLY PISSING MYSELF WHEN HAMZAH CLOSED THE DOOR ON MARTIN IM FUCKING CRYING
the way daddy Martin is checking them in while princess Hamzah lounges
Martin almost puking up all 24 inches of slugger has me crying laughing 😭😭😭😭
Took that 24 inch slugger like a couple of champs!
“my body is tea theirs is coffee”😭😭😭😭😭
KILLED ME
this was the funniest slushy noobz video i have seen yet 😭😭😭😭😭
6:24 omg it’s like the start of a dead wife montage 🥺🥺🥺
LMFAOOOO
CRYINGG
IM DEAD 🤣
23:10 hamzah has never looked more flamboyant than that
I know he actually looks so good with that chain thing
@@minionsarebae2434are those not anal beads????😭😭😭
HE LOOKS SO HOT😢
I read flamboyantly gay and agreed for a sec
😭😭
27:32 the heavy breathing and the chewing.. wow this was really serious and intense
You know it’s a slushy noobz banger when they have a hotel sleepover hukbang
i have to get a fucking mop for all this fucking slush everywhere 😩😩😩
finally!! someone who matched my 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴!!😩😩😩
Hello, Martin and Hamzah. I recently subscribed to your RUclips channel and binge-watched your videos all summer. You always seem to put a smile on my face or make me laugh out loud when everything else seems to be coming apart. You've become one of my favorite RUclipsrs and a source of comfort and inspiration for me. I can proudly say that both of you are my heroes. You've also encouraged me to finally start my own RUclips channel and eventually publish videos I'm proud of, which I've wanted to do since I was a kid. I wish you both the greatest of success.
i think getting a hotel room together is significantly worse than sleeping at eachothers places
44:02 LMFAOO I CANT BREATHEE THE GUY SAYING THAT
i literally recoiled 😭😭😭
in the most canadian way possible
what did he say i cant hear 😭
@@m1aw1a”what’s going on there dude” 😭😭😭
i love watching these two women experience their lives together 🙏
8:09 why is Martin sitting like a ventriloquist doll 💀💀
This comment😭😭😭
LMAOO
his posture is tea
😭😭😭😭💀
@@sofiamalin8519 no omg 😂
38:55 AW HELL NAW LOOK AT MY GYM INSTRUCTOR DAWG
29:06 why did martin freeze with his food in his mouth like that 😭
hamzah’s backpack is like hermione’s handbag but like if she was insane. lots of treasures. there was a loose fork in there too
23:15 bless hamzah for letting the curls out
ik i was starving
"wait virgins do have forests down there" IS CRAAAAZYYYYYYYYYY martin is the funniest person alive ong
38:54 WHAT THE FUCK DUDE IM SOBBING
13:53 hamzah’s reaction when he saw it was mandy LMAO
OMG 💀
after that breckie hill comment. im dead. forgotten and never seen again.
Same I’m so heartbroken
my infection has spread so bad that i have withdrawals and shake when im not watching a video
15:53 actually crying over this why was that so funny
martin on the bike actually had tears running down my face
Help I can’t stop smiling I’m loving every second of this video
the way i sensed this upload… loving my slushy neuralink
martin freaking out halfway thru that baguette im cryinggg
every time hamzah puts on his hat an angel loses its wings