Hey Chef! I think it's super cool you made this. I'm still watching the beginning of the video, but I had hoped you would mention the original artist (chef) who does pies like this. She's very talented and makes very different faces that are quite uncanny, but still very cool. I was wondering if you were going to acknowledge that. Anyways. Thanks for the video! (Edited) - I forgot to say Merci pour la tourtière!
Yeah, as soon as everyone learns about the secret cheap cuts, prices go through the roof. I mean, have you looked at the price of skirt steak or hobo cheek lately?
This might be the weirdest thing you've ever made on this channel. And yes, that includes eggplant bacon. It's times like this I really appreciate the "that's right" after you say the name of the dish. Like, "Yeah, this is a thing. Of _course_ it's a thing."
That is amazing lol Halloween parties won't be complete without a free range drifter meat pie. Thanks for inspiring me to scare the crap out of little kids, Chef J!!
That's one of the best (creepiest) pies I've ever seen! I wish I were going somewhere for Halloween. You're wonderfully clever. Next Halloween, why not make a pharaoh or mummy pie. Can't imagine what you'd fill that with. Eeeek! Thanks for the great idea.
awww Chef John...Between last year's terrifying "Zombie Meatloaf," (I *STILL* can't sleep soundly unless all my neighbors keep their headlights on during the night & early morning hours) & this ghastly "face pie,".make you pretty darn SCARY...LOL...You're simply uber talented AND *tWiStEd,* & I LOVE it... *: )*
Hearing Chef John cheerfully describe butching and cooking a drifter in the same tone of voice he uses to talk about preparing spice blends is the scariest thing I've heard this year.
I've watched almost every single video of yours, and you've really raised the bar this Halloween. I'm disturbed and impressed at the same time. Thanks for uploading this at night, because now I'm going to have nightmares. Woohoo
I actively avoided watching this video for a day because the thumbnail was too scary :'( but it is Chef John, so I could not stay away for very long...
Ohhhhh, tourtiere video. It took until you said it the second time for me to figure out why on earth your tortilla video would have a recipe for pie dough in it...
Check out the recipe: www.allrecipes.com/Recipe/268596/Chef-Johns-Face-Pie/
How is this not trending? Come on bots!
Hey Chef! I think it's super cool you made this. I'm still watching the beginning of the video, but I had hoped you would mention the original artist (chef) who does pies like this. She's very talented and makes very different faces that are quite uncanny, but still very cool. I was wondering if you were going to acknowledge that. Anyways. Thanks for the video!
(Edited) - I forgot to say Merci pour la tourtière!
Who is the artist? I got the design idea from a picture I saw from the Etsy store I linked to in the post! I thought that was the original. Thanks!
That pie face is Creepy AF. How am I supposed to get to sleep now?
@@foodwishes I can't remember for sure but I think that's it! I hadn't seen the post, so my bad there. We have the same source! Gosh they're creepy.
Maybe it will trending if you add some mustache... 😂 Anyway, I love it! I'll cut and eat the open eye first.
You are the John Wayne Gacy of your deeply disturbing pastry
Other comments got over 400 thumbs up, but your's is way better. What? Too soon?
I love this comment
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I agree with Tony P. Best comment!!
Yes! 😂 I love it!
this is the most horrifying thumbnail in food wishes history. I love it.
This is almost as bad as your zombie meatloaf from last year!!! That thumbnail was worse believe it or not.
Faith Hope Love the zombie was recognizably a zombie, but this one is so creepily anthropomorphic, it’s downright terrifying.
You are after all the Bill Nye, of who to put into this pie.
behatted 😳😲😱 LOL!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Why? Why?
Wai-- what?
Chef John, are you planning on paying for my therapy?
Ikr geez
Tyler Nichols Lol!!
Chef John! You are the ace, to make this face!
If someone has scared by a pie that he or she called a mental therapist, then this is a perfect halloween pie 😅😅
@@rodigoduterte9192 lmao! Right
Make that a cherry pie and you'll get the nice bloody red oozing out of the holes. *shudder*
Watch Threadbanger's video, Rob actually attempted to make these.
Thanks! I hate it!
TySMuss 😂🤣 I laughed out loud!
Lindsay Ellis fan.
FYI, Trader Joe's has free range drifter on sale this week for $4.89/lb.
Hah! Yeah, Meat With No Name, famous in western-style spaghetti!
Who can afford that? Trader Joe's is getting ridiculous in their prices.
Yeah, as soon as everyone learns about the secret cheap cuts, prices go through the roof. I mean, have you looked at the price of skirt steak or hobo cheek lately?
@@rhettlover1
Whaaa wha whaaaw
This might be the weirdest thing you've ever made on this channel. And yes, that includes eggplant bacon. It's times like this I really appreciate the "that's right" after you say the name of the dish. Like, "Yeah, this is a thing. Of _course_ it's a thing."
Eggplant bacon? U blasphemer!
Hes made a pretty creepy zombie/meatloaf before..check that one out
I'm generally pretty open to meeting new people, but this is a face that I don't want to meat...
Well, to meet different people it's hard sometimes if you're not pielingual
"...don't want to *meat*"
Very punny, Internet person. :P
I'd chose this quiet crust over a real, lippy person.
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This activated both the uncanny valley and fight or flight responses thank you for my life
Been following for years... creepiest thing thus far
You missed the zombie meatloaf last year?
@@keithwilson6060 Wasn't as creepy as this tho. Gore doesn't necessarily make things scary.
I have never wanted to see something less
Doh!
Same to you
demekonrn Dough!
😲 no joke I love meat pie, and as terrifying as this looks, I'd polish it off with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
OMG! 😱 Best comment in here!! LMFAO!! 😂😂😂
Joanna R ahhhhhhhhhh lol ahhh nice
😂😱😂
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Terrifying!!! But i still love ya Chef John!
"Kill me" - Meat Pie
Lets face it, chef John makes great pies
Groan....
I see what you did there
Hehehe...John is so funny, he thinks I have any room in my freezer for things like that!
The people who dislike this video, look like the face.
SCSilk 😂
😂😂
Yes, I don’t understand who would dislike this!!
or they're vegan. hahaha.....
or we have an opinion which we are free to share.
You always upload videos when it’s night time here in Europe, so thank you for tonight’s upcoming nightmares, chef.
Thought the thumbnail was Conor Mcgregors face for a second lol
no it's NINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hello my name is Ninooo!
NINOO- roaring with laughter! Good one.
That is amazing lol Halloween parties won't be complete without a free range drifter meat pie. Thanks for inspiring me to scare the crap out of little kids, Chef J!!
I can't stop laughing at the thumbnail 🤣
You are the Walder Frey of your pie today!
That's ok I didn't need to sleep again EVER.....Still love you chef John...
"Enjoy your nightmares!" - Chef John. Is this the secret to life?
Looks like me by the time I get off work
Welp.
I'm not ashamed to say that this is the first time a Spooktober post has genuinely rattled me, no pun intended.
With the nose as thick as it was, did it cook the pastry all the way through?
Apocalyps I think you posted the one comment so far actually asking about the cooking process. Lolololol
Apocalyps n
I was wondering the same thing!
Jesus this is actually nightmare fuel
This is genuinely terrifying and incredibly disturbing. Thank you.
I immediately thought of Berserk with it's Behelits. Griffith!!!!
ziljin if your best friend serves this pie at a party with all your other friends and girlfriend.....run, run as far and as fast as possible!
You can now be the Hannibal Lecter, of the face-pie recipe collector?!?
It's looks very good. The face looks swollen like it took a good beaten. Nice look for Halloween.
actually, i think if you used some blueberry syrup you could make it look like it was beaten. a nice swollen eye perhaps?
I've watched many Food Wishes videos, but I subscribed just for this one.
That's one of the best (creepiest) pies I've ever seen! I wish I were going somewhere for Halloween. You're wonderfully clever. Next Halloween, why not make a pharaoh or mummy pie. Can't imagine what you'd fill that with. Eeeek! Thanks for the great idea.
Even a year later, this made me smile. And my mouth water. Phil looks delicious.
That is really creepy. I've got to do it! :)
I don't care who you bake into a pie, I still love you Chef John!
That's legit a bit creepy, kinda remind of fray pies from GoT albeit no face mold.
Walder Frey: "Where are my damn moron sons? Black Walder and Lothar promised to be here by midday."
Arya Stark: "They're here, my lord."
Is this a secret Chef John face reveal?
Mr. Greaves he already revealed his face many times though...
He's HowToBasic!
Then it would be a me pie instead of a meat pie
There's an interview with him here on YT just type it in the search bar.
awww Chef John...Between last year's terrifying "Zombie Meatloaf," (I *STILL* can't sleep soundly unless all my neighbors keep their headlights on during the night & early morning hours) & this ghastly "face pie,".make you pretty darn SCARY...LOL...You're simply uber talented AND *tWiStEd,* & I LOVE it... *: )*
Creepy but that's the point right
Hearing Chef John cheerfully describe butching and cooking a drifter in the same tone of voice he uses to talk about preparing spice blends is the scariest thing I've heard this year.
I’ve got friends who would put their sausage in that anyway
ಠ‿ಠ
Ok, that was disturbing!😰🤤
This is an ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE!!!
So early its still in 360p! Saw this picture on twitter a few days back and it looked so cool! I've literally been refreshing the YT page all day
Great, the scariest video I've seen this month is a cooking video. 10/10, can't wait to see this in my nightmares
This is so grotesque and INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!
Gotta confuse the appetite with a creepy faced meat pie, right babe?
I think it looks better after baking. Gives the skin some texture.
That's horrifying.
You betcha. No cayenne!!
"I smell like beef"
"I smell like beef"
"I smell like beef"
That face looks like that priceless painting of Jesus that a nun tried to restore.
That is a masterpiece... I mean so gross I'm considering hiding it from my feed... but fantastically realistic!
Actually scary.
Love it!!! Ya make me laugh every video and inspire me to bake more and more. :)
Bremiapokachet
National
Marisskpm
Chtorm
Chef John you are not allowed to make me burst out laughing in public like you did with that thumbnail.
Chef John is the Dr Frankenstein of pies. 💀
Frankenpie
It's alive!
It's a PIE!!!
you're my favorite, chef John!!!
You nailed the disturbing aspect. That is really upsetting! 😫😖😵
I've watched almost every single video of yours, and you've really raised the bar this Halloween. I'm disturbed and impressed at the same time. Thanks for uploading this at night, because now I'm going to have nightmares. Woohoo
3:05 "Moisturize me...Moisturize me!"
If anyone's seen Doctor Who, that phrase is what this face reminded me of.
Kumori same that's the first thing I thought of
Love! John, you never disappoint.
This looks like the Face on Mars.
Awesome!!!! I'm making this along with the ZOMBIE meatloaf which came out fabulous last year!!
Do I serve this with a nice chianti and some fava beans?
Wow! You are an amazing chef and a good sculpture.
“EDIBLE EPIDERMIS “ *GAGGING* I LOVE IT. YOURE THE BEST CHEF JOHN.
"Free range drifter" 😂😂😂
So very Sweeney Todd of you.
"It's fop. Finest in the shop...."
I didn't plan on sleeping tonight anyways
This chef John, is truly the most terrifying this I’ve seen. And I’ve seen some creepy shit.
oh..
"I'd love to have you over for dinner." - Cheffrey Johnmer 2018
such an underrated comment
The closed eyelid look like the pie was punched in the face
This is horrifying and delightful.
Oh hell no
Wow! Now I can’t sleep! Thanks Chef John!
That abomination is the thing of my nightmares.
Thanks for giving me PTSD.
I am so going to do this for a Thanksgiving pie. Maybe cherry, so it’ll look bloody. Mwahaha!
I guess you can say it's tastier then it looks!
Best line ever heard in a Food Wishes video? At 10:02.. "So I went ahead and pulled out my frozen face parts..."
Oh..... ew. No thanks... Good Job, though!
Lol @“free range drifter”...
I will, however, check out your meat pie recipe!
I actively avoided watching this video for a day because the thumbnail was too scary :'( but it is Chef John, so I could not stay away for very long...
Great... now all the flying homicidal goats that populate my dreams are going to have this face.
I love it! Can't wait to bake this for the office. You are the best!
Looks like a leftover prop from Peter Gabriel's 'Sledgehammer' video. Creepy!
I love you so much Chef John! Happy Halloween!
You are the Sweeney Todd of your pie that's odd.
Chef John Todd, Sweeney's Brother.
oh, that's a good one!
Well said!
I would love to see an Italian Easter Pie on Easter! Not a terrifying, but so delicious!
You actually made the face pie???
“It rubs the egg wash on it’s skin, or else it get’s the oven again.”
I've got to make this
That, sir, is awesome! I would use a green olive for one eye and a black olive for the other.
Why do you end every sentence like you're asking a question?
I'm Ron Burgundy?
Pleased I'm not the only person who noticed his strange voice! Creepier than the pie
Ohhhhh, tourtiere video. It took until you said it the second time for me to figure out why on earth your tortilla video would have a recipe for pie dough in it...
Ĺol! Right?! The first time he said it, I heard, "tortilla" as well...then I forgot about it until he started filling the pie and I plainly heard him.
looks great
Love your humor, John!
Creepy