TIFU by Creating a River of 💩 in Our Airbnb House
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r/Tifu In today's absurd TIFU story, OP and his friends decide to rent a house through Airbnb. What could possibly go wrong? Should be a great way to have some drinks with friends and relax on the weekend. Well, little did they know that the house was haunted with something way worse than evil spirits, and pretty soon every toilet in the house became a volcano of 💩!
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Dude, Paul was so chill about his house getting flooded with shit.
lol
The first story sounds like a survival journal.
Day 45... Food is running short, poop is everywhere...half the party has dipped into insanity, and moral is low
And I loved the D&D reference
Trust me, when one's toilet is not working, it is a matter of survival LOL
Reminded me of video game journals, you know, like in Skyrim
Plumbers are the bedrock of civilization.
Day 50: Greg has gone mad and sacrificed Timothy to the Septic Spirits.
We can still hear his screams as his ass was flushed down the Accursed Toilet...
We had to kill Greg to protect ourselves. He tasted like Beer and Tacos. Mmmm...
Nice
The first story takes the phrase " 💩 show" to a whole new level
"We all take 2D6 damage" lmao I started dying laughing when I heard this D&D reference. I wonder If this would count as poison damage lol
Edit: I really enjoyed the first story and how it was delivered.
Gideion why is there a golden S next to your name and how do I get one.
I would totally call that poison damage is I was the dm and they would all get stuck with a "stink" status until they bathe
Same here mate
@@theplumscrub1627 I joined the channel subscription, the symbol changes depending on how long you're subscribed.
Poison or necrotic.
me: "oh today i fricked up"
my brain: "nah, teefoo."
Not Ti fu... and here I thought it was some form of Darwin martial arts.
I didn't know what it meant for the longest time lol
*sees video
" how can anyone make a river of 💩"
*watches
"ooohhhh"
Same thought I had
Same here
well, you know what that means *proceeds to take an infinite shit*
its called a taco bell 6 layered burrito
Bruh the crappy botted flixzone ads are here too? this is just getting annoying, spamming stuff with bots doesnt make me want to buy your stupid product
That title story, I fail to see how OP f’d up. It just sounds like the house had really ‘crappy’ plumbing 😜
Just my guess but I think they kept using various drains. Used the other toilet, ran water etc. Even after they knew it was an issue with more than a single toilet. Also, I'm wondering what they flushed that clogged the main pipe in the first place. Usually that outflow pipe is pretty big.
Ace Moonshot Well they’d had drinks and tacos. Depending on the type of tacos the shitstorm could have been immense.
But still the f up is hardly on them. Even how they were I doubt they’d have been able to fuck up the pipes that badly and it’s not like they can just not use the plumbing at all.
The f up was on the air bnb host for renting out a place that had some horrific plumbing issue plaguing it.
Ace Moonshot it might not have been anything they did- could have been a tree root, or the damage done by a renter weeks earlier flushing a maxi pad or diaper that had just managed to lodge in the wrong place. I’m just not sure why they didn’t grab a Lyft and gtfo as soon as they called the plumber and realized the bathrooms would be out of order for good. They were getting a refund from Paul, so they should have piled into a car and gone to the nearest hotel and salvaged their night at that point (before the poo river)
nice xD
There were at least four f'ups. 1) Paul rented the house with plumming issues. If he knew already, even worse. 2) Drunktards kept burdening the system after first problems. 3) Drunktards kept boozing despite situation escalating. 4) If you flee, you flee ASAP after you wake up, not at noon.
Was half expecting rSlash to say he would pay for that video
But that would be a little creepy. Lol
-he probably started to before realizing-
Man, that first story made me remember this cheap cheap hotel I stayed at the first time I visited London. It was basically a small house, with 4-5 tiny rooms (a double mattress touched 3 walls, then there was a little space and a closet next to the door), one kitchen and one bathroom. I knew someone else was there cause I heard them, but luckily there were no bathroom mishaps. However, between the tiles in the shower there was black mold, the door of the shower box didn't close properly so we had to mop the floor after every shower in order not to slip, and the flush of the toilet was so weak we had to use the showerhead to make the stuff go down. But the cherry on top was the last day, morning of departure we went to the bathroom one last time before the travel and... water was dripping down from the ceiling... from the lighting fixture! We were so glad to be out before an electrical fire or something broke out.
I really wanna know if the girl got the job
I really want to see the recording hahahaha
They do say women showing a bit of cleavage makes them more likely to get a job, (true fact) but this? This is on a different level!
She got promoted to CEO immediately.
@@albertoescamilla639 same
She could have just turned off the wifi...
Clicked ‘like’ now I’’ll watch. Statistically I’m sure I’m right.
With the like in that sentence it doesn't make sense I suggest you remove it or people that are anit-LikeHungry will kill your soul and don't say you arn't cause that 'like' may be hinting to "lIkE tHiS cOmMeNt"
I think you're wrong. To my knowledge, this video is full of shit.
*Hits like and starts watching how someone TIFU'd with shit*
I always like first.
General SuperToast yes I see your point. I should have typed “thumbs up” instead. Anyway, I’ll leave it be. A reminder to myself that I’m faulty like the rest of us.
I'm the same way.
Lol I’m dead “a brave hero bounds forth” 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That Iphone one reminds me of a story from when I used to sell Cable out of Walmart. We were third party, and our company provided us with old Ipads so that we could easily access the portal and put in our sales. Thing is, as long as we weren't using their data, we were allowed to use the Ipads at home. However, they always made it a point to tell us that the cloud on it was for the company. We were all connected. Well, one young lady did not get the memo. We ALL had her nudes on our Ipads. EVERY. SINGLE. EMPLOYEE. It wasn't just the techs, or the higher ups, every sales rep in the country had her nudes on their Ipad.
Poor girl... Luckily though, I don't think any of them got out put on the internet.
This is the funniest collection of stories I've ever read.
Same
How the hell did Rslash read the first story with a straight face? Hearing it alone took away my lungs along with my ability to speak.
Reading it alone turned my ribcage into a pentagram... How does he possess this power?
it adds a special touch to the story when Op´s reddit name is dicksout4paul
Pour one out for Paul.
Bruh I made sure I never shared an icloud account with no one, ever.
Threw your iPhone to eWaste? Good, good.
... i was sharing my cloud and didnt realize
Regarding the last two stories:
Maybe I'm weird, but being a healthcare professional has given me a different perspective of the human body. Parts are parts. They're not good, they're not bad, they're not dirty (except in the sense that some really need a good cleaning). They just are. When you've dealt with completely naked patients, been accidentally flashed by a strange guy, checked a vagina for bleeding (hemorrhagic, not menstrual), and had to move breasts aside to apply EKG leads, it's not a big deal anymore.
Remember - we were born naked. Obviously God doesn't have a problem with nudity. Why should people's bodies bother me?
@@annasstorybox7906 don’t you mean less successful?
@@wannabehistorian371 yep... I wanted to write more successfull without clothing... I suppose autocorrect somehow got in my way. I'm not a native speaker so my phone isn't set so English and that sometimes causes mixups...
I love how the first one is like an epic story
I've learned that if I ever want to be an airbnb or whatever to never host drunk people.
I gues shit really did hit the fan in that first story.
Shit hit the floor too
@@cheesypies and mayyyybe the ceiling
Shwoopy Rra Le yEs
" when the realization hit the table", I pictured everyone recoiling while going "eewww".
Everyone knows that scene
Today i messed up by going to the last page in my book that i was 50 pages away from finishing, my favorite character dies, my day is ruined.
oh god why did I watched this at 11pm cleaning the mess my kids made and laugh so hard I had an asthma attack my kids woke up and my husband asked what the hell happened...smh priceless
Paul's house sounds like The Swamps of Degobah. And if you don't know what THAT reference is about, go search....
Isn't that the swamp where Luke finds Yoda?
Ben Smith it’s a reddit story from an ER/OR hospital worker about one night where a patient came in with an abscess above their butthole. The way the story is told is very similar. Also very gross.
That's how I gained custody of my teenage daughter. She didn't realize every photo she took was uploaded to my account. I blocked her private parts, printed them out, and gave them and her online activity to a judge. Custody was mine in under 5 minutes.
One on the best parts of my morning, listening to r/slash while snuggling my own puppers.
“Betty Cocker” lmfoa
I freaking LOVE the first story! This guy has the potential to write a comedy script!
the first story sounds like a disaster report from the survivors of it, like if a worker from Chernobyl described how the disaster went down.
Android user here and I'm laughing my ass off.
Story 1 I picture the shit monster from the movie Dogma
YES!!! Shit into existence 😁
🎶I am the great might poo
and I'm going to throw my shit at you
A huge supply of tish
From my chocolate starfish
How about some scat, you little twat?🎶
The way that story was written about the plumbing was epic.
Virginia Beach? Wow, does that take me back years living there. We had that happen there when the streets flooded during storms. The toilets were annoying to fix, its not fun, I feel for them.
Oh St. Vincent ! Patron saint of plumbers, brick makers, builders, construction workers, and tile makers, we ask for your guidance in these darkest of times ! Help us to rid our toilet of these demonic forces which spew forth from the mouth of hell!
I was eating Nutella before this video was posted.
Ah. Yes. Information.
Hey Dread, I'm Bread
Good grief people, keep your damn phones private. This "sharing" crap is ridiculous.
Now I'm just relieved I've been too lazy to link my phone to the Cloud.
13:45
Piqued*
Common mistake
"Betty Cocker"
😄 I'm dead
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
I’m early
This doesn’t rhyme
They did surgery on a grape
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
:p
I love how desperate you sound while typing that.
Dead meme
They did surgery on a grape
Dr. Mike?
you also don't know how to spell "violets"
The sense of humor on that shit storm story was the best. Honestly.
Had something like story 1 happen in the place I'm currently renting, but on a much more minor level. Sewage came up the shower/tub combo and the standing shower and soaking tub in the master bathroom, any time we flushed either toilet in the house. After a freak out, turns out that the switch on our septic tank had broken and it wasn't automatically draining. My husband had to manually flip the switch once a week until it was fixed, 2 months later bc my landlord refused to call a septic company to fix it. Trying to get a plumber and an electrician to fix it instead.
Look... I gotta be honest... I saw the title and it reminded me that over the past 10 or so years I have been filling my mothers bedroom literally with 💩... I know... I know... It's freaking horrible and I'm just... I'm a bad messed up person... I genuinely can't help myself... And... To make it even worse... She freaking loves it... Like takes photos of it for freaking Christmas cards to send to friends and family level of loving it... I don't know what to do... It's really messed up but I want to make my mother happy... And I also for some weird reason really enjoy doing it...
At this point she has 15 plush toy poop emoji's... I know I should stop but she really likes them. 😥
Wait how did the plumbing chaos even begin in the first place?!
Everyone should buy android. The Apple has always been the Devil's instrument.
The bite taken out of the logo is from Eve.
Well that just sounds like satanism
Oh I made my own iCloud account so I can have my own photo stream. All and only memes.
I find it crazy that this is part of people’s morning. These videos always comes out when I get off of school and I listen to them on my way home
Kay gals, don't ever say "no I'm expensive" if a food asks if you're free tonight. I lost my chance with butter over that
My parents passed away in 2015. The day my husband and I arrived home in Louisiana, I was looking at photos on their phones and yelled, "Oh my God I didn't need to see that !" It was of my parents, and it was up close of one of the sex acts. My best friend was told about it, and she laughed. A few months later, I get a call from the same best friend, who was cleaning out the trash in my parents house for me. Apparently she found a tape my parents made of their fun, and her teenage son nearly watched it. We were both mortified, yet we laughed about it. We still laugh about it nearly 5 years later.
I remember that time I gave my mum my old phone, not really thinking anything of it. She loves reading, so I left my google account on it, so she can hit up my library of books. Yeah... big mistake. I have a boyfriend and she had full access to our "position" ideas and some other "indecent" things. Needless to say, I realized I did not disable my cloud on her phone when pictures started disappearing. My heart freaking dropped. I rushed to her place, ripped that phone from her hands, gave her a deathstare (That she didn't deserve) and disabled all syncs connected to anything that isn't my books. She saw everything. Luckily, my mum's not stuck up or anything so we talked about it like adults. Still... it wasn't on my bucketlist and I learned. If I ever get a child with my boyfriend, I will make sure, they won't do the same mistake.
Stories #2 & 3: This is why you should always cover up your cameras, and disable any cloud storage on your devices, unless you explicitly permit it. You never know what may be happening.
I had suspisions about the poo river story until it mentions VA Beach. I was there!
Damn I feel sorry for Paul
That Betty cocker line was worth the wait
"We all take 2d6 damage"
LMAO
Holy crap
Oh wait... that was unintentional
I can one up the father picture- imagine coming home to find your father dead on the bathroom floor with a dirty magazine and his junk out. That's the last memory I have of mine.And of course we all know what he was doing when he died. 9/29/94 😄
Wow 😳
Yeah, you win
I love how the first story is written
With the boards leaking and lights flikering, i next expected the house to just *explode* into a poo fountian!
Why share your Icloud with your family something is bound to happen
random guy right? When I think about all the stupid (mostly offensive) memes, all the photos that I save just because I think they are funny. I have an entire album of bathroom photos of my back so I can see if my scar is healing ok. Nobody needs to see that shit- and if they do, I will post it on fb lol.
Automatically backing up all your photos is TIFU all by itself
I worked at a pet salon, & a client called so I answered the phone. While on said phone, I caught a doggo peeing in his crate. I start yelling at him, "Are you peeing? You're peeing aren't you!" All while I had the phone up to my face. I then tell the client. my boss isn't available. Good grief, they probably thought I was telling at HER for using the toilet!
Wooo I'm all set, sick at work, watching r/slash. Just missing popcorn, hot tea and a blanket to listen to this... oh and to be at home
I am very surprised RSlash didn’t ask for the video of the woman.
Also, I want to know if she got the job!!
To the last OP...
WHY DID YOU READ FURTHER?!?!?!?!
To you, rSlash:
I love how you casually replaced "how to f#@*" with "passionately hug"
How is everyone this fine morning
Eh
I'm great thanks
pretty good, what about you?
I’m having a good evening
Have to go to hell
I mean school
I wonder if the girl in the second story checked to see if the app had any disclaimers, because she can sue for invasion of privacy if there was no warning that it automatically recorded.
The Poop Overlord has risen! He will cleanse this world in feces, and no butts will be spared!
The TL;DR was absolutely perfect hahaha
Hey R SLASH I have been waking up at 6 in the morning and I LOVE your videos I hope your having a good day
Been listening nonstop to catch up while I was gone for training. Also an rSlash hoodie would be absolutely appreciated!
I love the way the poop river story is written
I felt the second-hand embarrassment of the recording one
*They say talk is cheap*
I say to them, _"Try hiring a lawyer"_
Or a tradesmen.
😂😂😂😂 Hysterical!!! I damn near pissed myself listening to the first one!!! The way you read it made it even funnier!!! 😂😂😂😂
Androids have the photo sharing thing as well, though it has a different name (I dont remember what it is). You better believe I turned that thing off the moment my mom was like "wth is this" and showed me the most out-of-context meme ever
That poor lady......that's rough
that first story... how did that even...? ok. that story was funny yet disturbing
A river of human waste sounds nasty, and I've worked for a septic company so I can handle a good amount of crap
I laughed so effing hard at the first message!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Actually, when dealing with those weird pieces of software that don't livestream but still insist on submitting automatically, your best bet would be to turn off the router to disconnect your device, unplug the lan cable, shut it down in task manager, uninstall it, restart the pc, reinstall it and restart the test. Last 4 steps optional for the really paranoid. Or you can just do a hard shutdown after disconnecting from the web. Or flip the breaker on the house if you're using a desktop, that way you can claim something tripped the breaker
This photo-sharing thing would be baaad if my parents would see my pics xD
Awesome video! I cracked up through the entire thing. :-D
That work from home story is a whole-ass mood. I bum around the house all the time and live in fear of my titties getting recorded on accident by my employer. My whole job is being recorded, though, so I've figured out how to hide the sweatpants and unwashed hair really well.
Work from home or not personal hygiene always matters! The only place the WFH lady should work is a pig farm, but not the nice clean one.
Damn, this video has got to be one of the best TIFU i've ever read.
You can tell the writer of the first story plays DnD
I kinda knew what was coming with that last story because there is, I kid you not, at least one recipe book where an ingredient in Every. Single. Recipe is... How does rslash put it? Ah yes, baby batter.
The first story was scarier than MatPat's theories
Omg, that first story ACTUALLY hurts! Like, I'm still crying and achey over it. Easily the funniest thing I've heard in a LONG time
Funny you tube.
The commercial I got was for poo pourri 😂
The first story is epic!
Fortunately, my family and I have always had separate accounts, (they definitely don’t want to see my collections of spider, insect, and snake pictures) and the only people who shared one were my grandparents until my grandpa died. Even family has privacy needs, and we decided from the start the only thing we should share is Netflix and Hulu.
Second Story... That company's HR should be freaking the fuck out
S***! I’m going to check now! Everyone of my 6 kids has a iPhone too! 😱😱😱
I wonder if op used any of those recipes
It's the mama sutra!
Most of these stories should be tl;dr'd. I mean, a sewer tile blockage is still a sewer tile blockage, even when embellished by unnecessary adjectives.
Half the fun is the dramatic description
The embellishment is what makes it a story rather than just a dry recap of events
I only stayed in an air bnb once. The shower curtain was 2 inches shorter than the edge of the tub so I had to mop up the small lake afterwords and worse yet, right in front of the toilet was a very low window. With nothing covering it up. No blinds. No curtain. Yup just facing the road with nothing covering your parts. I ended up ripping a takeout bag and using painters tape to secure it onto the window. Oh yeah and there was a second bathroom with a sign on it that said that this toilet breaks and clogs in an instant even if you were too pee and not use toilet paper to pray. Sounds like nightmare bathrooms are universal on air bnb.