#84: The Funniest Berghain Yelp Reviews

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  • Опубликовано: 7 июн 2022
  • A while ago I stumbled upon the Yelp reviews of Berghain. Ow dear, what a goldmine that is! Here are some of the funniest Yelp reviews of Berghain combined with my reaction towards it.
    Have any questions or feedback for me? Leave a comment and I´ll be happy to get back to you!
    Thanks for watching, more to come!
    Love, Mischa
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Комментарии • 31

  • @konne16
    @konne16 Год назад +7

    The bouncer also check if you're mentally able to handle what about to happen to you.... in there, experience wise

  • @FBAagent
    @FBAagent 2 года назад +2

    I like your positive attitude towards those comments dude

  • @raznatovicanastasija
    @raznatovicanastasija 2 года назад +3

    Berghain fan boy

  • @Gfffgfggf
    @Gfffgfggf Год назад +1

    They should actually be thanking the bouncers. Imagine queueing for 3h and get inside somewhere you won’t like, it’s rather good the bouncers are saving them the bad experience, and lost time for people who are cool with the party

  • @r312du6
    @r312du6 2 года назад +5

    These are really funny. Everybody is salty and wants to speak to the manager, I wonder why they didn’t get in !? It is a mistery really..
    I guess if a german doesn’t let you in to someplace then he is a nazi, if it is an Eastern European then he is a communist, if it is an American then he is a racist imperialist.
    From what I have seen in my life ( berghain and other places, Berlin and other places) there is one rule : do you look comfortable there? Or are you anxious, tripping, drunk, loud, insecure etc?that’s it pretty much.

  • @SH-zq4tn
    @SH-zq4tn Год назад

    Hey Mischa, completely unrelated to the video: What brand is your shirt here? I really dig the metallic effect. Keep on creating

    • @post.mischa
      @post.mischa  Год назад

      Thank you! Most of my shirts are from Asos! I will make a new batch of videos again. Excited and inspired!

  • @Wellch
    @Wellch 2 года назад +3

    Just go to another nightclub or a “nightclub-lite”….or a pub.

  • @chumleyk
    @chumleyk 2 месяца назад

    A narcissist rejected will do this. They will do anything other than admit that they weren't right for it.

  • @fidgetykoala
    @fidgetykoala 2 года назад +4

    In the UK bouncers are more concerned with no letting ppl in who are out of their tits and can be some sort of troublemaker for the venue and its attendees. I guess the difference about this specific place might be related to the inner vibe a person gives off. I'm a seasoned raver (35 and counting) and I won't be that bitter if I won't get in... it happens xoxo

    • @post.mischa
      @post.mischa  2 года назад +3

      Ah yeah, vibe is definitely the most important thing here in Berlin. As well as being not too far gone

    • @fidgetykoala
      @fidgetykoala 2 года назад +2

      @@post.mischa do u think that if someone has got hc anxiety bouncers over there would refuse entrance, anxiety makes ppl looked pretty worked-up... btw I have been in Berlin quite a few times, but weirdly enough I didn't go clubbing, I loved walking for miles on... I have even gone to Spandau and I loved it it gave me village-sque vibes xoxo

    • @post.mischa
      @post.mischa  2 года назад +1

      @@fidgetykoala well I have Anxiety myself as well, but over the time I started to feel quite comfortable in front of the bouncers. Send me a message on Instagram if you like and I can give you some tips for the bouncers here. Nice thing is, you do not have to show off or anything ☺️

    • @fidgetykoala
      @fidgetykoala 2 года назад +1

      @@post.mischa so kind of u, I just dmed through FB, just got yr reply... well if ur up to it drop me some tips... xoxo Libeth

    • @roy_for_real2674
      @roy_for_real2674 Год назад

      You're 35 years old?

  • @Wellch
    @Wellch Год назад +2

    Maybe I should dress like Harry Potter.

  • @Pillowzzz_
    @Pillowzzz_ Год назад

    They waited in line got denied and want to give it 4 thumbs down lol a lot of ego issues

  • @raznatovicanastasija
    @raznatovicanastasija 2 года назад +1

    This guy never used drugs.

  • @lorrygeewhizzbang9521
    @lorrygeewhizzbang9521 Год назад

    If you're writing a review complaining then I guess the bouncers were right. You knew what the deal was before going, so ask yourself WHY are you going? Did you ever go to raves or clubs before instagram? Is this your scene? Would you be more comfortable drinking prosecco in some tame bar coming up with your lamest chat up lines and bragging about your stocks?

    • @Drippinonyou
      @Drippinonyou Год назад +1

      i didnt know techno judges people based on how they look. Clearly people who take the risk of queuing love techno. If one doesnt like techno, they wouldnt queue for hours. Funny how i have to conform to a certain vibe to able to be let in. This is not the spirit of techno that is freedom to be whatever u want to be.The Real problem is exclusivity. If there were more of clubs like Berghain, there wouldnt be this problem of 3hr queues as there are similar options. People love a specific deep techno that can only be experienced in berghain. They can only be this way because they are exclusive.

    • @lorrygeewhizzbang9521
      @lorrygeewhizzbang9521 Год назад

      @@Drippinonyou I think the people who get turned away aren't there because they love techno, they're there just to say they got in. The people who genuinely don't conform are the one's being let in. The ones with a not so hidden ralph lauren tshirt I assure you don't know how to party and anyone who grew up going to raves etc can spot the fakeness a mile away.

    • @Drippinonyou
      @Drippinonyou Год назад +1

      @@lorrygeewhizzbang9521 Why are u judging based on what they wear? It is so hypocrtical to do that. Why are u thinking that techno is not part of the norm in berlin? it is the norm. Its the most popular music in berlin. Its the capital of techno. Theres a DJ wearing a hard rock cafe tee and is allowed to play there. why?.

    • @lorrygeewhizzbang9521
      @lorrygeewhizzbang9521 Год назад +1

      @@Drippinonyou Not everyone that goes there is from Berlin. I'm not judging, I'm giving you the reason why people probably aren't let in. I'm sorry if you are sensitive to reality but it's not my job to make you feel warm and fuzzy.

    • @Drippinonyou
      @Drippinonyou Год назад

      @@lorrygeewhizzbang9521 reality is the more exclusive the club, the more people get denied from the door. None of what u said matters.