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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @legitplayin6977
    @legitplayin6977 Месяц назад +257

    Oh so this is the Prussia all the teenagers constantly talk about

  • @waltercommunitycollege1615
    @waltercommunitycollege1615 Месяц назад +138

    With the new DLC out, you should make a gigachad story about a landless han character starting in the eastern border of the map migrating to Western Europe (maybe Britannia or Hispania for the struggle) or maybe try to form the HRE. There are some interesting storylines that I believe could happen because of this.

    • @Alexander-z6x
      @Alexander-z6x Месяц назад

      Nooo, not the hre.... Destroy the byzantines, then proceed to reconquer

    • @historyafficionado478
      @historyafficionado478 Месяц назад +5

      He could go to Egypt or Persia, if I recall the original Alladin was a Han chinese.

    • @waltercommunitycollege1615
      @waltercommunitycollege1615 Месяц назад +2

      @@Alexander-z6x I think the HRE electoral system gives him interesting roleplay opportunities, he could switch to a duke like in the Persia story. I find this kind of history to be interesting personally.

    • @waltercommunitycollege1615
      @waltercommunitycollege1615 Месяц назад +1

      @@historyafficionado478 I said Western Europe because the struggle in Hispania could create some interesting opportunities for religion. He could go Muslim, Christian (with some variety in both) some religion he picked up on the silk road or his original faith. This kinda thing would be fun.

    • @Alexander-z6x
      @Alexander-z6x Месяц назад

      @@waltercommunitycollege1615 honestly all of the above sound fun, hre shenanigans, byzantine shenanigans with the new dlc, persia with the struggle or iberia with the struggle

  • @alyasgrey9370
    @alyasgrey9370 Месяц назад +64

    You get a sub just for your explanation of Old Prussian palatalization/phonology.
    Love that level of detail and effort.

  • @Lincy7734
    @Lincy7734 Месяц назад +53

    As a Lithuanian, hearing you pronounce names sounds so weird 😂
    But to give some context and to clarify: Lenkija mean Poland, its how we say Poland in Lithuanian. And a polish person is Lenkas.
    Tarp juru does indeed mean between seas, it is rather accurate...

    • @JulianSki
      @JulianSki Месяц назад +1

      As a Pole it was also funny to hear him pronounce some of the stuff from my language xD

    • @Oujouj426
      @Oujouj426 Месяц назад

      Is it still the same name today? I'm surprised we don't share the name as your northern cousins, but I imagine we inherited the German name for obvious reasons.

    • @zooravess
      @zooravess Месяц назад +1

      note that "lenkas" for poles is not so weird when you think about it: polska comes from "pole", meaning a field/grassland in many slavic languages. Lenkas is very close to "lanka" - a meadow in Lithuanian. Guess what - "łąka" is meadow in Polish! Although "łąka" is pronounced more like "wuonka" but I'm sure an educated linguist could argue a shift between [L] and [W] is not uncommon.

  • @pixelcat5159
    @pixelcat5159 Месяц назад +80

    You know, seeing that jump in prestige Galindas got from the slaughtering untold generations of Danes and Scots made me think something interesting: a war on that kind of scale would almost certainly be worthy of a Wikipedia page, and Galindas would basically be a regional folk hero people would make Dark Age edits about. Considering how historically impactful this would be for this game instance's lore, I wish there was a mechanic at play in CK3 that actually tracked all these impactful events and wars and characters in a way that would meaningfully show how important these all would be to their respective universe's history.
    Given the general existence of the Legends mechanic and the latest addition of battlefields being points of interest on the map, I don't think it's too much of a stretch to imagine this can be done in a future DLC. Granted, this is very Ideas Guy-ish and I'm not so sure how exactly even I would want this done mechanically speaking, but I think the immersion/roleplay potential warrants a more in-depth discussion. Maybe history could be tracked both by realms and geographical regions?

    • @JaxaansePizza
      @JaxaansePizza Месяц назад +5

      I think you should maybe be able to study those battles in either events (such as when you get a pop up that you studied the battle of Teutoberg) or in univercities.

    • @fredrikkirderf2907
      @fredrikkirderf2907 Месяц назад +25

      I could imagine that for centuries it would be believed that those numbers were grossly exaggerated, as only the Danes would have had written records and likely would have tried to hide the full scale of their defeat. Then in modern times Archeologists excavate the sites of the great battles only too discover the thousands of bodies, buried still armed and armoured as there were too many for scavengers to ever pick through.

    • @Awesomewithaz
      @Awesomewithaz Месяц назад +2

      You can get a legendary defense seed for defending your country from a certain number of troops compared to yours

    • @acrustaceannamedfish7976
      @acrustaceannamedfish7976 Месяц назад +2

      I mean they kinda have it in EU4. If they implement the nation history (or whatever it’s called) in a similar way then it would be cool. Using the memories function and highlighting important events (birth of a legendary character, major battles, founding of a kingdom, etc.) they could be able to implement it. Also I’m sure someone could mod it. Idk a lot about modding or game development, but it sounds pretty easy given the fact that most of the tools and templates are there

    • @pedrotbird5426
      @pedrotbird5426 Месяц назад +2

      This would meld so well with a population mechanic, you are telling me that the Danes and Scots are just going to regenerate the thousands of young men dead? That would of been entire cities gone back then, it makes perfect sense it would be a historical event.

  • @Brena_White
    @Brena_White Месяц назад +24

    Crazy coincidence, my latest CK3 campaign was also a Baltic between seas empire. I started in 867 as a landless Slovenian adventurer in modern day Slovenia and migrated up to Pomerania and Prussia. Over the course of 3 generations I eventually reformed the Baltic pagan faith into a matriarchal polygamous institution with the adaptive, birth bathhouses, and carnal exaltation tenets. I also made a hybrid culture between sloven and Lithuanian/latvian to transition the previously mountainous sloven culture to a similar forest folk culture you made. My Slovid culture as I called it (not the best name I was stoned) also were avid sailors and I had them go adventure and conquer Britannia. So I had a Slavic culture that spoke Lithuanian and worshiped the divine feminine and had lots of sex riding the waves to terrorize the Christian’s of the west after they constantly ransacked my kingdoms in crusades. It was a wild ride lol. I eventually tag switched to a new character across the globe cause I wanted to see if my empire would survive. And it kinda did but lost Britannia and kinda stagnated.

  • @ming2980
    @ming2980 Месяц назад +19

    i love larp

  • @Temporo.mandibular
    @Temporo.mandibular 28 дней назад +2

    I don’t even mean to glaze but this is one of the best CK3 videos I have seen. The focus on rp, linguistics, and storytelling makes it very compelling

  • @rusael333
    @rusael333 Месяц назад +13

    Holy I would've Alt F4'd on the spot if 2 randoms murdered my character before I could accomplish anything with them

  • @MegaSurvivorDude
    @MegaSurvivorDude Месяц назад +4

    Bro your narration is really compelling, keep it up

  • @creed2552
    @creed2552 Месяц назад +23

    Never ask the Danes, Poles, Russians, French, Germans and Crusaders why they fear when the forests start speaking Prussian (Lakian/Tarpjurian)
    Long Live the Intermarium!!!

  • @searre
    @searre 26 дней назад

    “… heuristic …”. Nice. Liked and subscribed immediately after you used that word. Good job.

  • @AbstractTraitorHero
    @AbstractTraitorHero Месяц назад +19

    Tark, have you ever considered going over some of the history of the place you are playing in, maybe sharing some pictures of fortifications or surviving structures relating to the character your playing as. Vidilist shrines or holy groves perhaps if you're playing an actual historical character some art of him or her? I would love to see and hear more history in these gigachad stories.

  • @magicramen8166
    @magicramen8166 Месяц назад +3

    loved the vid my guy

  • @ssxtricky
    @ssxtricky Месяц назад +1

    I love your storytelling style

  • @zooravess
    @zooravess Месяц назад +12

    Good job pronouncing those g's and j's. Intermarium could also be called Tarpjūris (sounds more like a proper noun). The name for a french person in Lithuanian is prancūzas, but who knows, maybe prussians would have used f instead of p.

  • @jhettsparks3777
    @jhettsparks3777 29 дней назад

    At first I was sad cuz no pagan larp but the amount of effort, information and story telling changed my mood and I really enjoyed this video

  • @augustasmartynaitis2798
    @augustasmartynaitis2798 14 дней назад

    As a lithuanian, you did a great job!

  • @reallyFrogman
    @reallyFrogman Месяц назад +4

    In CK2 the kingdom of Lithuania would be renamed to Prussia if a Prussian formed/held it. Pretty sure the same applies in CK3.

  • @RubberToeYT
    @RubberToeYT Месяц назад

    I did not know that about gaining prestige against orange/hostile armies, great video

  • @dooor284
    @dooor284 Месяц назад

    This is a really cool video keep it up

  • @Leonardo-v4s
    @Leonardo-v4s Месяц назад +1

    hey Tar where did the “Aid tribal development” vassal interaction come from at 24:35 I’ve never seen that option in my games and it looks really useful is it a mod or a tradition??

  • @andrzejnadgirl2029
    @andrzejnadgirl2029 Месяц назад +1

    I unironically love how Płock name is always getting butchered by everyone, it sounds so goofy when read in English manner xd
    If anyone is curious it should be read more like Puotsk so it's not even close with Plok xd

  • @carltonleboss
    @carltonleboss Месяц назад

    Well that took some wild turns.

  • @Mindawga
    @Mindawga Месяц назад +2

    Alright *_adjusts glasses_*
    As a Lithuanian some points of note.
    16:51 From the slavic legend, in lithuanian, the Lech is translated not as Lenkinas but as Lechas (and some variations). At least in modern writings. Lenkinas is a surname and it's pronounced a bit differently than Lenkas (polish person). In prussian most likely it would have been something with ch sound as well but who knows. Personally, I do prefer Lenkinas though.
    18:46 The adjectve for Lenkija would be also Lenkija (but pronounced a bit differently). Lenkijan, makes sense for an english translation though.
    24:00 29:20 Jeez man. Manage your stress.
    32:30 Tarpjūrų should really be named Tarpjūra or Tarpjūras. But close enough. Words don't really end with ų unless used in a sentence. Tarpjūrų sounds latvian as well.
    33:40 France in lithuanian is Prancūzija. So the name in lithuanian should be something like Prancas/Prancis for boy or Prancė/Pranca for girl. Feransavis could be a lithuanian name but it's a little bit too far out there. Something bit simpler like Feransis would be more apt while still sounding very posh.
    36:20 Eh. Sounds about right.
    Overall: Very nice. Your storytelling abilities and romantization of what's actually happening in game are second to none.

  • @RickyAura
    @RickyAura Месяц назад

    great story telling

  • @enddzi2469
    @enddzi2469 Месяц назад

    Had quite the opposite of a campaign, started as a independent count of Lubeck, Wernhard Teuton, and conquered Pomerania to then form the Teutonic Order, with Wernhard being its first master. Couple hundred years in the future, I did the "dynasty of many crowns" decisions, with my kins holding titles like "Order of Charlemagne" (Lotharingia), "Knights of White Rus" (obvious) or "Knights of Gaul" (Britannia, and france actually before I renamed them to "Parisian Knights"). Got bored of the save before I could crusade my way into forming the outreamer though, closest thing I got to holy land is a vacation spot in a form of Order of Candia on Krete and Malta, as well as some other cypriot order aka kingdom that I forgot the name of.

  • @wolffrdu6463
    @wolffrdu6463 Месяц назад

    Endless music, nice

  • @nyyfandan
    @nyyfandan Месяц назад +2

    Can you possibly link your mod list in the video descriptions?

    • @Tarkusarkusar
      @Tarkusarkusar  Месяц назад +3

      I only use one mod: IR Terrain. It's purely cosmetic

  • @Tundra2004
    @Tundra2004 Месяц назад

    Nice, Baltic region is usually overlooked or untouched.

  • @adhamzayed911
    @adhamzayed911 Месяц назад

    THEY ARE IN THE TREES

  • @orion-qt6jl
    @orion-qt6jl Месяц назад

    WOW your story telling is AMAZING dude i bet you got an A in poetry lol

  • @emilianohermosilla3996
    @emilianohermosilla3996 Месяц назад

    Did he just make the LITUANIAN-POLISH COMMONWEALTH!?

  • @dragonking4756
    @dragonking4756 Месяц назад

    Writings fire as always

  • @derpycat9347
    @derpycat9347 13 дней назад

    funny how the polish nobles fled to denmark

  • @AbelDuviant
    @AbelDuviant Месяц назад

    That exalted warlord being assassinated by some randos hurt. This game is so weird sometimes

  • @Dmitrisnikioff
    @Dmitrisnikioff Месяц назад +7

    dont reform faith: abandon bideo

  • @bootmii98
    @bootmii98 Месяц назад

    6:03 Why don't I ever see plagues on other map modes when I play? What setting must be on so they can show up?

  • @OlazaikaPlays
    @OlazaikaPlays Месяц назад +1

    Well done! TarpJuru is indeed the correct translation, but the wording would sound very weird, as it's a descriptive, not a noun. To make it into a noun (or a country name) you'd have to change the end - TarpJūris. If you wanted it to sound even more Lithuanian/Prussian, you'd probably use a descriptive title, like "Empire of the two seas - Dviejų jūrų imperija"

  • @maximdrager3639
    @maximdrager3639 Месяц назад

    Im pretty sure Lithuania does change its name to Prussia if its formed by a Prussian

  • @kylord20001
    @kylord20001 Месяц назад

    9:00 you pronunced that basically perfect, just, theres no L in hiiumaa.

  • @AbstractTraitorHero
    @AbstractTraitorHero Месяц назад +2

    I did not expect that betrayal of all his forefathers had fought for honestly.

  • @lifeintheseven1603
    @lifeintheseven1603 18 дней назад

    how about landless Han adventure starts a dynasty and slowly forms a new empire, the Empire of Western China

  • @gigachadgaming1551
    @gigachadgaming1551 Месяц назад

    Can you sometimes talk about the battles you lose? Learning from mistakes is part of learning after all

  • @historyafficionado478
    @historyafficionado478 Месяц назад

    Funnily enough, You mentioned the Jagiellons and the Gediminids, but you forgot , your neighbors , the Palemonaitis, that family is represented in the game and was fabricated/existed since Roman times!(There is debate if it was Lithuanian propaganda or not). Legend claims Mindaugas, the one and only King of Lithuania was descended from that family, his descendants would rule the Grand Duchy of Lithuania for many decades before the Gediminids rose to power. So you could, technically, do a Roman restoration run as a Pagan Lithuanian.

  • @yeetman4953
    @yeetman4953 Месяц назад

    9:10 its hiiumaa

  • @nicetas2344
    @nicetas2344 Месяц назад

    I had suggestion, pretty dumb I'd say, for an adventurer. Either start as an Indian, Ethiopian, or any Mongolic and Chinese cultures, be a Christian and made a religious camp to convert the east and had a good army, good enough that the Western world would tell stories about you, Prester John.
    You should never marry, your succession is only through adoption, well if you want to you may but not as John. There's a couple of christian faiths options too, the Nestorians have already reached mongolia, china and lanka around year 600 irl (even as far as Sumatra Indonesia), you can also start as the Orientals (Apostolics and Coptics) because the Portuguese thought that prester John came from the horn of Africa, plus, they think of John as pious Christian, so there's no way he would be a nestorian heretic. Or you could start as an Orthodox, there are some small expeditions to the east made by the eastern romans, the most well known are when Priests smuggled the silk worms and their food to constantinople. Some of mongol khans also got raised or baptized as an orthodox by their mothers (there's a couple of byzantine princess who married mongols).

  • @Awesomewithaz
    @Awesomewithaz Месяц назад

    I can't believe people play with UI at 100% I gotta reduce to atleast 90% or 80%

  • @AS-vo8vp
    @AS-vo8vp Месяц назад +1

    as a Lithuanian, i'd say A for effort with the roleplay of Baltic languages, but it was quite far from being linguistically correct

  • @komnoms4359
    @komnoms4359 Месяц назад

    Can't speak much on Feransavis from the point of view of Baltic languages, but you did manage to intuit Faransawi, which means French in Arabic 💀

  • @daxxad6
    @daxxad6 Месяц назад

    Why did they murder you lol? That was random?

  • @alfieingrouille1528
    @alfieingrouille1528 Месяц назад

    Just put the Gigachad Ireland story part 2 in the bag bro😐

  • @PnzrDiv666
    @PnzrDiv666 Месяц назад

    amazing videö! I löve a narated cmpressed playthröugh in öne videö. Yöu göt urself a sub