on the next arc of The Shilling, Failboat shills his new plush that's only available for the next 11 days punt.fail punt.fail punt.fail punt.fail punt.fail punt.fail punt.fail
"DAISY MAE HOOH THE MOST HORRIFYING DEMON OF THEM ALL" okay now failboat might be joking but she is actually terrifying of how fast she can walk and instantly disappear after you've looked away from your screen for 1 second.
6:07 Jack has dirt on every single villager on the island, and is also basically the CEO of Spooky Scary Skeletons Game Theory: Jack haunted all the villagers with the Spooky Scary Skeletons song to the point where nobody ever wants to hear the song again
Jack: This is a *night* for friends and *delights,* which comes but once a year- that’s *right!* Halloween is here! Fail: oh god if you’re another seasonal NPC that just rhymes when they talk I’m gonna tie you up to the dodo plane and see how well you do with *heights* Were you trying to rhyme with him, or have you become the very thing you swore to destroy?
The problem: the man above ^ forgot a KEY PART in failboat’s original intro. THE SOLUTION: add it into this whole reply. AND FIX THE PROBLEM OURSELVES.
0:14 Master hand and Crazy hand were force feeding that couple. You could see the horror in their eyes as they continue eating the popcorn, wondering if they will ever be released from this horrific nightmare.
Ok, the scorpion crawling across the screen at the end ACTUALLY scared me, and that’s not a joke... not even a little... Happy (Late) Halloween, Failboat, you magnificent man!
I swear I nearlt pisswd myself when I came into my plaza and saw my villagers with the 'haunt' reaction. I low-key thought they were conjuring a demon 😣
"on god if you're another seasonal NPC that just rhymes when they talk I'm gonna tie you up to the Dodo plane and see how well you do with heights" - Failboat 2020
You don't wake up. You've been in a coma for 15 years. If you can see this, Dan, this is our last attempt to contact you. Please come back, your family misses you.
I like how during this live-stream Fail ignores everything he is supposed to do. First in Hyrule Warriors by destroying the Guardian and then giving the lollipop to Carmen instead of to Jack
Halloween is my favorite time of the year for MANY reasons, but it letting me watch disembodied hands scoop popcorn into real hoomans is now one of them.
When I started talking to Jack, i was like "so he's either a candy lover or demon coming to eat my soul" and after seeing the villagers react to him im leaning towards option 2
on the next arc of The Shilling, Failboat shills his new plush that's only available for the next 11 days
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The plush is crucial for survival.
Fail should make a gooey dedede plush
P L U S H
Yes
I want my plushie! Go to punt.fail please
Failboat: *dresses up as a clown* "Trick or treat"
Hazel: _"Eh, no costume?"_ *Bass boosted giorno theme plays*
It was the second greatest videogame roast ever
@@inforceclips4399 what was the greatest roast though
@@sogelrome9502 Been waiting for someone to ask that
EDGEWORTH DISAGREES. FAILBOAT ISN'T A CLOWN, HE'S THE ENTIRE CIRCUS
@@toonsandwich4284 he’s the entire clown college.
"DAISY MAE HOOH THE MOST HORRIFYING DEMON OF THEM ALL"
okay now failboat might be joking but she is actually terrifying of how fast she can walk and instantly disappear after you've looked away from your screen for 1 second.
Terifieng demon go back to hel- heck
*it’s terrifying how much debt she can put you in*
I literally took an hour to find her one day
“You better put on something scary”- Hazel
She didn’t know any better... 👁👄👁
@Ellen Shade Eyea?!
@@thedotintheletteri no, eyea is 👁👁
👄
@@froxdoggaming3385 pretty sure eyea is this 👁👄👁
@@swampfire6600 eyea has eyes above their mouth, not to the sides
* *Gently takes out eyeballs* *
* *gently puts different eyes in* *
"Have a good Halloween! more candy next time!"
Yes, that’s how they did it
Epic
Oki... :)
Wtf
* *Gently Walks Away* *
He genuinely scared the **family friendly content** out of me when he had a real live scorpion walk across my phone.
bruh i was whatching this on my touch screen computer
Same here even though i was watching on a tv. I scare easily so he got me good.
WAIT, REALLY?
Oh, nvm
Same
“This man is a danger to the entire dang island”
Buddy, look in the mirror.
Yooooo, I read this as it played lol
I got like number 555!
"Animal Crossing but no safety"
So basically Stardew Valley with a Nintendo skin
First to reply on Justin Y.
2nd to comment on Justin Y
3rd
Well arent you early
6th
I will never get over how terrifying “The Shilling” was, I still have nightmares of it.
Ikr, im still having nightmares about it
I'm still getting notifications but my hands hurt too much because of hitting that little bell right there
I actually had a momentary heart attack when I saw the scorpion. I’m a wimp I get it. I just don’t like bugs, arachnids or any other gross things
Same.
They aren’t gross
@@ameliamatlock2641 do you SEE those legs
@@ameliamatlock2641 excuse me?
same here, bugs absolutely terrify me
"Is Red dead?"
I don't think he is... I think he needs a *redemption.*
XD
haha
NOO HAHAHA
6:07 Jack has dirt on every single villager on the island, and is also basically the CEO of Spooky Scary Skeletons
Game Theory: Jack haunted all the villagers with the Spooky Scary Skeletons song to the point where nobody ever wants to hear the song again
2nd
Debunked, on the grounds that spooky scary skeletons is a bop no matter how many times you listen to it.
You are everywhere I swear, your somehow the most known person in youtube!
@@woods_of_asters I agre
Jack broke into peoples homes and moved everything 10 inches to the left and everyone felt on edge because of that
"Animal Crossing but NO Safety"
*Safety Dance stops playing*
Were have i heard that from
You can dance if you want to
@@dilobs wait i was thinking of the disclosure song my bad
@@dilobs sorry. Disclaimer song
@@nonordinaryneon oh ok lol
Jack: This is a *night* for friends and *delights,* which comes but once a year- that’s *right!* Halloween is here!
Fail: oh god if you’re another seasonal NPC that just rhymes when they talk I’m gonna tie you up to the dodo plane and see how well you do with *heights*
Were you trying to rhyme with him, or have you become the very thing you swore to destroy?
Oh... oh no...
Failboat: Where did he go?
Scorpion: I’m right here
*Scorpion proceeds to urinate all over the screen*
I legit almost smashed my tv in half
I skip that
@Gadget Gabe near the end
T pose waddle Dee
Animal Crossing is the most relaxing game in the history of nintendo
Pokemon: No
Except when you get a bad villager lol
Mario: Also no
Botw: not a chance.
It is the most stressful 😖
Failboat itros before: "the problem:"/"the solution:"
Failboat itros now:"YOU WAKE UP!"👁️👄👁️
😆
@Gavin Pashak they're pretty good xD
Ah yes, the illustrious "Itros" now to be confused with intros. XD
the problem: i made a typo
the solution: not fixing it and force everyone to accept that the new way of spelling "intros" is now "itros"
The problem: the man above ^ forgot a KEY PART in failboat’s original intro.
THE SOLUTION: add it into this whole reply.
AND FIX THE PROBLEM OURSELVES.
Oh look, a piston door.
There is no safety in Animal Crossing
Especially in Boat’s case with the spirit of Eyea haunting him and his island
And now you viewers...
You comment on hobo bro’s videos all the time I remember you’re name
Gotta love that intro "it's something we have to cope with in some point of our lifes... BUT THANKFULLY WE HAVE ANIMAL CROSSING!"
(Ring fit music plays)
*"DID MY MAN JUST JAB MY EYES WITH CONTACTS?!"*
Yes he did Failure... Yes he did...
0:14 Master hand and Crazy hand were force feeding that couple. You could see the horror in their eyes as they continue eating the popcorn, wondering if they will ever be released from this horrific nightmare.
3:11
The day Red comes back will be called "Red dead redemption" then
Amazing.
6:52 ok but lets talk about this line of dialogue Wendy just spoke
I REALLY like the intros. There is such an intricate storyline.
“The Shilling” topped the box office charts on the weekend of Halloween! Billions of Bells were reportedly made!
I'm still shaking and crying after watching The Shilling on Halloween
Don't you have a nuclear missile to hug?
@@noahyang8070 He probably has one lying around somewhere.
ah yes my favorite failboat viewer. K I M J O N G U N
Me seeing that user and immediately imagining Jong-Un's face photoshopped over Kim Kardashian's face: *air commits not reach lungs*
I love how dan pulls out the party popper whenever he's mad at someone
7:40
THAT SCARED ME SO MUCH LMAO
The scorpion at the end genuinely spooked me
Ok, the scorpion crawling across the screen at the end ACTUALLY scared me, and that’s not a joke... not even a little... Happy (Late) Halloween, Failboat, you magnificent man!
I swear I nearlt pisswd myself when I came into my plaza and saw my villagers with the 'haunt' reaction. I low-key thought they were conjuring a demon 😣
Oooh the spookiest thing of all:
Whatever abomination Failboat has made in Animal Crossing this time
I like how you set a pitfall, forget about it, then fall in it later.
Failboat: **dresses up as clown**
Hazel: Why didn’t you dress up? 😏
"on god if you're another seasonal NPC that just rhymes when they talk I'm gonna tie you up to the Dodo plane and see how well you do with heights"
- Failboat 2020
Timmy:Oh, are you intrested in a *wheelchair* ?
Tommy: *WE'LL BE HAPPY TO PUT YOU IN ONE IF YOU SO DESIRE*
As soon as you said “You are watching your favourite horror movie” I heard I scream down my street
Failboat what powers do you posses that when you say things I hear screaming down my street
@@Itstakito you be like: coincidence? I think NOT.
2:20 you have lost eyebrow privileges
"Italian mob boss"
*later explodes jack with party popper*
2:13 iggly 🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧 YAaaaaaaAaAAAAAa
That’s allot of penguins
Alternate Title: Animal Crossing But Its A Horror Movie But Not Really.
Animal crossing, but the villagers rip out my eyes and replace them because I didn't give them candy
You don't wake up. You've been in a coma for 15 years. If you can see this, Dan, this is our last attempt to contact you. Please come back, your family misses you.
0:15 my eyes are literally falling out and blood is going everywhere help
That scorpion jump-scare LITERALLY made me throw my phone across the room and almost fly out the window, thank god for protective phone cases
In case he changes it, title was “Animal Crossing but NO safety”
Do not cite the deep magic to me. I was there when it was written
He didn't change it for once! It's still the same as you saw it!
He actually did change it. He just changed it back
@@trigger9320 what did he change it to?
3:39 "Hahaha, suck!"
I like how during this live-stream Fail ignores everything he is supposed to do. First in Hyrule Warriors by destroying the Guardian and then giving the lollipop to Carmen instead of to Jack
I'm in a really bad patch of my life, thanks for this failboat
Animal Crossing Doom: Halloween Edition.
Halloween is my favorite time of the year for MANY reasons, but it letting me watch disembodied hands scoop popcorn into real hoomans is now one of them.
Does anybody think Failboat used to be a poet? Yeah his man is KILLIN’ the intros
Moomo the clown is high key hilarious. I love the video I’m giggling all the way through.
0:51 one of my villagers said that when I dressed up as Luigi or Mario, I guess the bros are not scary enough
3:53 AWWWW NOW THAT'S CUTE
iggly is a professional eye contactist its beautiful
Im very glad I looked away for that ending otherwise my chronic arachnophobia would've kicked in
7:41 that scared the frick out of me
I was falling asleep but I had this video in my queue and the "You wake up" bit actually came true.
Homless Sonic Assasin
3:25
I literally looked away before the scorpion, and when I looked back it was all on the screen. Gee, thanks for making my heart stop Failboat.
3:47
The look on her face tho
Failboat: dresses as a clown
Eyea: you have betrayed me
ME: thinks about the lack of animal crossing content
Failboat:
0:13 "Honey, why are there severed hands feeding us popcorn?"
"Don't question it Ronald, just go with it."
I just need a episode where he narrates a day with those beautiful animation
''awwww, that warms my heart! *hey can i get that wheelchair*''
-Failboat 2020
5:19 that is way to funny
I meAn the music it has when he was doing scary reaction
I have the feeling that Jack went around the town while failboat was sleeping and mugged every other villager
2:38 me when someone refuses to give me candy
“Animal crossing is so innocent like it’s so calming and never chaotic!!”
Failboat: Am I a joke to you? 🤨
What everyone wanted to do on bunny day..... 1:25
Fail's Dark humor always makes my day😊☀️✨😈😈👿👹👹👺🤡🤡👺👺😈👺👿👹👿😈👿💀👻☠️☠️👻👻👻👽👻☠️
Your Animal Crossing gameplays always make me laugh! Please do more!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
This guy is the love child of matpat and graystillplays and you can’t change my mind.
0:25 Oh my god Isabelle is a witch. And here I thought she couldn't get any cuter.
Isabell is just a personified :3
Perfect :3
Failboat gets further and further away from family friendly each time.
Hi I’m early
But that makes me sad because there is not comments to read :(
I think I might be first
Same
I love how Fail still plays this on a daily basis while I stopped playing after 2 months lol
HOLY CRAP IM EARLY TO A VID OF YOURS FAILURE
Lol I left cap lock on *Pinch Pinch*
I played this without headphones on
I got stared on for the rest of the day
I remember you said you would post this on the VR Chat stream lol, also Hacker was wasted af lmao
Yep
When I started talking to Jack, i was like "so he's either a candy lover or demon coming to eat my soul" and after seeing the villagers react to him im leaning towards option 2
RUclips: 66 likes
Also RUclips : 12 veiws
Me: that's illegal
3:11
Fail: So is red dead?
Me: Yeah I saw him get killed by black
7:50 when you're on phone so it doesnt eeven phase you
That ending made me seize up, thanks for that
First
Nice
1:27
No one cares
MY COMMENT IS BELLOW YOURS WHICH MUST MEAN IM FIRST. hehe sorry for caps. i outsmarted your outsmarting
@@the2ndone_290 actually he's first
if you don't give me some candy,
*YOU'LL REGRET IT PUMPKIN*
6:52 " has the time finally come? Are you going to steal me away..."
WHAT HAS ANIMAL CROSSING BEEN HIDING-
“Are eyebrows facial hair?”
Finally someone asking the real questions.
Jack is too powerful and can withstand any type of damage done to him
That scorpion thing at the end genuinely scared me
Why does nobody talk about the unholy openings to these videos? Those eyes man, those
E Y E S
Wow that scorpion effect was so realistic! I can even see it on my arm!
7:40 sent shivers directly down my spine
You wake up and you’re watching a scary movie with your wife, while arms come out from nowhere, scooping up your popcorn.
Animal crossing:"it's still Halloween"
Canada:"already has snow on the ground"
You: There's that Pumpkin Freak. I don't like him
Me: **Worshipping Jack the entire freaking month**
“I forgot what number to dial for 911”
Just let that sink in
There has never been safety.....
When Fail’s around :D