The problem: RUclips isnt paying Failboat enough money. The solution: *we sacrafice the world of animal crossing for money, Fill up the bank account, and make the money ourselves.*
title 1:Chat pays me to ruin Animal Crossing Title 2:electric boogaloo:Animal crossing but sniff Title 3:Animal Crossing but bald Im ready for the next one Fail
I feel like all of your animal crossing live streams are always on the verge of chaos. I don't know how all of it hasn't collapsed yet. Good work for keeping it together and not letting it fall apart.
Chat got so desperate for Failboat to sniff villagers so much to the point they decided to donate their life savings just for Fail to sniff. *What has chat become*
You can now torture the villagers by doing what they have down to you for the past 9 months! Sitting in front of a route or objective, *AND NEVER MOVE!*
I love how everything that comes out of failure’s mouth is so incredibly cursed in a way that if he committed murder the police would be like “ well yeah, I saw that one coming”
How many times is fail gonna change the title? First time it was “Chat pays me to ruin Animal Crossing” Then it was “Animal Crossing but I’m sorry” (I think) And then to “Animal Crossing but sniff” And now “Animal Crossing but bald” EVEN THE THUMBNAIL CHANGED TOO!
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
Failboat 9 years ago: Funny Minecraft Inventions and mods
Failboat now: S N I F F
Don't forget his old plugin videos aswell!
Nothing has changed
Failboat 5 years ago (maybe 5 years ago idk): ToAsteRs
No that’s chat making him do that now
Yes I do believe he snorts cocaine
The Carl censorship with the very "detailed" statue at the end of this video got me put on an FBI Watchlist but it was worth watching
"detailed"
You're put on an FBI watch list for this? Pathetic, I committed 500 war crimes in Canada.
GOD
STOP NOW
@@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 I've committed multiple human rights abuses in Vietnam
@Korporal K. Reep Probably including destroying Donkey Kong Island in your Final Smash.
the problem: This animal crossing video didnt start with "You wake up."
True
The Solution: go to failboat's house, bribe him with the promise of never asking him to smell villagers, AND HAVE HIM PUT IN "YOU WAKE UP" OURSELVES
We never woke up. We are stuck in a coma watching this video.
the solution: YOU WAKE UP.
The solution:
Tell failboat to sniff every single thing the chat tells him
*AND MAKE SURE HE DOESNT AGAIN OURSELVES*
The problem: RUclips isnt paying Failboat enough money. The solution: *we sacrafice the world of animal crossing for money, Fill up the bank account, and make the money ourselves.*
crack is an option too
ANIMAL CROSSING-
And then give it to Failboat so he can become Winyacht
Yup
YES I HAVE BEEN TRYING SO FRICKING HARD
TO GET RODNEY OFF MY ISLAND
THIS IS MY CHANCE
DO NOT RUIN THIS FOR ME
Failboat: **trying to have fun**
you filthy animals: sniff every singular thing that crosses your way and if you can't find anything *s n i f f u s*
@Lucia S wat
2:50 Man, Sigelia really is the only fan of Failboat that actually cares about him.
Pffft
Pathetic.
yesmh
O
169 I'm not running that
Oh God, Sigelia is back.
The angel is back
Oh god?
Sigelia is a legend!
God bless their soul
@@biggoofy i like your name
Nobody:
The live chat: *S N I F F*
Also chat: M O R E
More chat: S N I F F
M O R E ! !
Yup
Why are you everywhere-
I can do anything!
The legend sigelia is back! First they donated $40 for failboat to exploit his fame for turnips, and now they donated $50 for no real reason
*"Right now in Denny's, I just learned how to feel the emotion... OF SITTING"*
-Failboat 2020
Fail:I’m in a good mood today.
Chat: *Let’s ruin that.*
That thing can't fit your ego, but my newest missile most certainly can
I feel threatened and I'm not even in the same country as him
@@Lord_Freeza1410 how would you know?
(Ok, your talking about Failboat right?)
@@anawesomedude4358
(Fairly sure they’re talking about Kim Jong-un)
@@HDDStrider (what are we whispering about?)
@@Lord_Freeza1410
(I don’t know)
Finally, my Caillou cosplay will be complete
Me, who's been ruining the village for fun since March:
*_Wait, you guys are getting paid?_*
How are u already here?
I've seen you before hello
That would be a nice job
RESPOND NOW ARE U A BOT OR NOT ARE U TRACKING ME CUZ UR IN EVERY SINGLE VIDEO I WATCH
I see you everywhere
1:45 Hey..Where did Patty go, guys?
😳
Can we be sure that that IS an imitation?
Unrelated note, bbq on Wednesday
@Unk0wn L0ser oh wait yea looks like patty’s gonna have a bath with some veggies
I-
Failboat: *sits on the eyea face
Me: *Dennys 2 flashbacks intensifies*
title 1:Chat pays me to ruin Animal Crossing
Title 2:electric boogaloo:Animal crossing but sniff
Title 3:Animal Crossing but bald
Im ready for the next one Fail
Failboat : * sits below eyea*
Eyea : ªªªªªªª
Hey, maybe the villagers are wearing some nice perfume today. You never know.
7:38 yea, that’s why I never go into redd’s when I’m playing acnh on my tv lol
This broke the ‘you wake up’ streak
Christy : * go’s off screen *
Black Friday ad : * plays *
Me : ye...........
Purple shep : Oh mY GoLly hElLo tHeRE uNcLe FaIlbOaT
I am not lying, at that time you are taking, the add asked me: “s*x on your mind?” That creeped me out, I’m not lying
I got a ad for heartattack
@@charlumau we all had it in for us
GOES OFF SCREEN
IDIOT
@@ilovecairns5181 Jfc dude it was just a misspelling chill
I feel like all of your animal crossing live streams are always on the verge of chaos.
I don't know how all of it hasn't collapsed yet. Good work for keeping it together and not letting it fall apart.
"The new storage may be large, but can it fit my ego."
Daniel "Failboat" 2020
Failboat: *The First Ever Animal Crossing Camgirl*
Old title was like “Chat pays me to ruin my animal crossing island” and I know it
@NotEvenDagger he changed it twice
Yes
“Hey uh how’s it going mayor OH GOD YOUR CLOTHING PLEASE”
That Carl Wheezer clip is going in my top ten failboat clips
Failboat: “No, n-“
*RUclips: HERES AN AD*
I was there on the live stream, and that carl moment was pure comedy
4:20 I can't unsee the fact that Failboat looks like green Sid the Science Kid.
My friend: how do u make money?
Me: people pay me to sniff animals
7:23 whenever a Snorlax sits in your way in Pokemon
Me who does this 24/7 on my island now: *First time?*
“Maybe a little aroused” - Failboat 2020
this gives me the same vibes as a sponsored video that just trashtalks the sponsored game instead.
This is not what I want my legacy to be
I love how failboat turns anythink from being cute to being something like nuklear bomb
8:30 Ok now that has to be the official thing he uses to censor
this is my favorite video on the entire internet
I've been waiting for this
The first 10 seconds and you already get me to laugh! You’re the best Failboat!
I also know the art of the S N I F F
Chat got so desperate for Failboat to sniff villagers so much to the point they decided to donate their life savings just for Fail to sniff. *What has chat become*
Did somebody say Bald? Sign me up!
2:56 SIGELIA
THE LEGEND
The turnip queen
You can now torture the villagers by doing what they have down to you for the past 9 months!
Sitting in front of a route or objective,
*AND NEVER MOVE!*
*wait you can sit in animal crossing-*
Never knew you could breathe until now
new update
@@Burning_Marshmallow *wait you can breathe*
Yes
I remember joining this stream to clay saying, “Hi failure!” and it was a trip
7:48 *Wheeze* IT'S FAILBOAT WHEEZER!
That purple shep reference got me good
Most people would've censored David's junk with a leaf, but you censored it with a Nickelodean child.
For documentation, the original title was "Animal crossing but sniff" and it had a thumnail of him sniffing chrissy
Problem: Karl has been trapped in the corner for days.
Solution: Use him for a sensor for everything!
Failure: sits on eyea AaaAAaAaAaaAaAaaAaAaaAaa
Me: starts to go AAAaAaaAaaAaAaaAaAaaa and sits on a Picture of eyea I made on a piece of paper
Actually no, Tom nook is going to ruin you because you got tons of money for trying to ruin his game and he wants the money.
2:12
Failboat: The man behind the sniffing
0:52 And that was the start of something terrible
“It’s a head of broccoli!”
Deku:”Who’s summoned the fake me”
Bro i am Karl WHEEZING
Yooo, so THIS is the first Skip the Tutorial collab!
"M O R E"
Of course chat did this
The only ones weirder than Dan are his fans
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Y
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SIGELIA OUR GODESS
Oooh that's where the chia pet thing came from, I was very concerned joining that stream
3:52
Etce... is that you?
Wow this hitman and animal crossing collab is so cool
I’m guessing you didn’t miss my missive, then
*Failboat with no clothes*
Me: this can go either one of two ways
"I wanted to see if I could drown"
dan are you ok
Fail don’t pretend we know it was called Animal crossing but SNIFF.
Sigelia, once again with the EXTREME support.
4:12 I always wanted to cosplay as grimis in animal crossing
Grimace is purpleshep confirmed
or william afton
We went from sniff, to bald, my favorite way to experience the world
New titles for update:
animal crossing but turkey.
animal crossing but toy.
(I meant toy but I didn't realize auto-corrected to you)
THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL THE NEW VIDEO! THIS IS NOT WORTHY OF THE BOAT! WE SHALL OVERTHROW THE CAIPTAIN!
Let’s go first!
Huh you’re actually first congrats
ur first, congrats
ur first 😊 im 4th
*yay*
7:30 you legend
Gotta love revenge
3:05 rip 🪦 failboat
Nobody:
Not Even Broccoliboat:
Some Guy In The Chat: *Remember kids: Eat your Failboa-- I mean--- Vegies..*
4:22
7:15 Dom did this to me some time ago.
Now it’s my turn
when your so weird the villagers would rather be with the weirdos in the chat
The moment I saw his character workout I thought of One Punch Man
17:12 LOL this is the perfect revenge on your villagers for torturing u with sitting all these years. it's about time we all got revenge UWU
0:01 I THOUGHT YOU SAID SINNING
Me 2
Ah yes, my favorite emotion, *sitting*
I love how everything that comes out of failure’s mouth is so incredibly cursed in a way that if he committed murder the police would be like “ well yeah, I saw that one coming”
Thumbnail - exists
Me - Seth everman?
4:00 i like ya cut G
When I saw the bald option for nook miles I new you would do this 😂✨
i did it.. every smash characters name in spanish... mario, donkey kong, enlazar, samus, samus oscuro, yoshi, kirby, zorros, pikachu, luigi, ness, capitán halcón, jigglypuff, melocotón, margarita, bowser, escaladores de hielo, jeque, zelda, doctor mario, pichu, falco, marth , lucina, enlace joven, ganondorf, mewtwo, roy, chrom, señor juego y reloj, meta caballero, pozo, pozo oscuro, traje cero samus, wario, serpiente, ike, entrenador pokemon, diddy kong, lucas, sonic, rey dedede, olimar, alph, lucario, ROB, toon link, lobo, aldeano, mega man, entrenador de wii fit, rosalina y luma, mac pequeño, greninja, luchadores mii luchador espada Mii artillero mii luchador mii, palutena, pac man, robin, shulk, bowser joven, larry, iggy, roy, morton, ludwig, wendy, lemmy, caza de patos, ryu, ken, nube, corrin, bayonetta, indicio, ridley, simon, richter, rey. k. rool, isabelle, incineroar, pirahna plant, joker, hero, banjo y kazzoie, terry, byleth, min min, steve. here are the normals... mario, donkey kong, link, samus, dark samus, yoshi, kirby, fox, pikachu, luigi, ness, captain falcon, jigglypuff, peach, daisy, bowser, ice climbers, sheik, zelda, doctor mario, pichu, falco, marth, lucina, young link, ganondorf, mewtwo, roy, chrom, mr game and watch, meta knight, pit, dark pit, zero suit samus, wario, snake, ike, pokemon trainer, diddy kong, lucas, sonic, king dedede, olimar, alph, lucario, R.O.B, toon link, wolf, villager, mega man, wii fit trainer, rosalina and luma, little mac, greninja, mii fighters Mii swordfighter Mii gunner Mii brawler, palutena, pac man, robin, shulk, bowser junior, larry, iggy, roy, morton, ludwig, wendy, lemmy, duck hunt, ryu, ken, cloud, corrin, bayonetta, inkling, ridley, simon, richter, king. k. rool, isabelle, incineroar, pirahna plant, joker, hero, banjo and kazzoie, terry, byleth, min min, steve. ur welcome...
bet nobody sees this though...
Did anybody read the whole comment
the start of the sniff
1:03 Sniff the Tutorial
Yup
I have felt sitting as an emotion my whole life...
Sitting and watching you videos! :D
4:00 thought that was Mr Clean for a sec
Christy wanting to leave so bad she nearly took that plane 😂
First,literally I don’t know what to do-
How many times is fail gonna change the title?
First time it was “Chat pays me to ruin Animal Crossing”
Then it was “Animal Crossing but I’m sorry” (I think)
And then to “Animal Crossing but sniff”
And now “Animal Crossing but bald”
EVEN THE THUMBNAIL CHANGED TOO!
Your rude to clay and I’m the hamster lord and I Thought you would be nice to clay
Lowkey what was that piano rip at 3:07 it was fire! I need more!
6:43 : eyea:aaaaaa