The Paper Mario Experience

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024

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  • @failboat
    @failboat  4 года назад +764

    wow the full stream is already out on the second channel wahoo yippee ruclips.net/video/X89f_pT0p7E/видео.html
    also I stole first from all of you. I will revel in my privilege as the creator of this content.

    • @mcgoops
      @mcgoops 4 года назад +18

      Failboat how could you steal the first from us

    • @galaxykid-nu2ks
      @galaxykid-nu2ks 4 года назад +4

      Hi failboat

    • @bloodmuzzle
      @bloodmuzzle 4 года назад +11

      You monster. Truly relentless.

    • @Murioz
      @Murioz 4 года назад +6

      It looks I'm gonna die.

    • @Uthri
      @Uthri 4 года назад +2

      How dare you!

  • @thatchillasian8924
    @thatchillasian8924 4 года назад +1050

    You have gotten the Soul Seed. Now you just need the Power Seed, Space Seed, Time Seed, Reality Seed, and Mind Seed to complete the Infinitree Gauntlet. If you do the caramel dance half of all the toads will be silenced.

    • @saltshaker4011
      @saltshaker4011 4 года назад +62

      I see nothing bad about this, perfect plan!

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 4 года назад +41

      It's just like the last time you played tennis!

    • @pichuperez9037
      @pichuperez9037 4 года назад +33

      I'm sorry but did you just say infinitree gauntlet

    • @thatchillasian8924
      @thatchillasian8924 4 года назад +12

      I don’t know why my most popular comments are on paper Mario content.

    • @SliminBlue
      @SliminBlue 4 года назад +12

      I mean I'm fine with silencing the toads but why have you conceived this plan it is so cursed

  • @pumpkinzz5728
    @pumpkinzz5728 4 года назад +882

    With regard to current affairs, I called my local politician. He said he was “just backing things, huh” When I asked about his oil executive friends he said they’re “just fracking things, huh” So I told him he was just slacking things, huh, and started just packing things, huh, to go grab something to eat. The chef asked why I was just snacking things, huh, as I looked to the bunch of shelves behind him. He was just racking things, huh, as he made my eggs, just cracking things, huh. When I finished I put my dishes in a pile, just stacking things, huh, and went to a nearby school. There was a teacher by a bulletin board, just tacking things, huh, who said that when a student wants an answer from their brain, they’re just wracking things, huh. The band was loud, just thwacking things, huh, and just clacking things, huh. All the nerds were just hacking things, huh, so the bullies got mad and start sacking things, huh. So I left, but then I saw some footprints and started just tracking things, huh, until I found a duck, just quacking things, huh, in a polluted pond that was just blacking things, hun. There was a guy with a broken down car, just jacking things, huh, and yelling into his phone, just yakking things, huh. I needed alone time so I went to a cabin, just shacking things, huh, and decided to watch Failboat, who was NOT just lacking things, huh. :)

    • @saamjaza1742
      @saamjaza1742 4 года назад +104

      ...You have won the comment section of this video.

    • @nicoornelas5676
      @nicoornelas5676 4 года назад +62

      I don't know if I should be disappointed or proud in humanity... maybe both.

    • @destanielamon8848
      @destanielamon8848 4 года назад +39

      Why did I waste my brain cells reading this?

    • @Mooniiebean
      @Mooniiebean 4 года назад +49

      *i...love everything that i just read*

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 4 года назад +25

      I love how there's that one that's like "Just __acking things... *hun."*

  • @RetroGamingDude02
    @RetroGamingDude02 4 года назад +2295

    Peach: “And What of those... Toads? Shouldn’t they be silenced... for all of eternity?”
    Failboat: *“Yes”*

    • @ahunghuynh202
      @ahunghuynh202 4 года назад +67

      haha toad go *_SCREEEECH_*

    • @flipperjr.3822
      @flipperjr.3822 4 года назад +63

      Honestly Origami Peach might be onto something there.

    • @BattyFred
      @BattyFred 4 года назад +2

      No

    • @nicoornelas5676
      @nicoornelas5676 4 года назад +6

      @WarmNuggets No, in fact whatever you answer before the final question just leads to the final question.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 года назад +3

      Me: *PTSD OF TOAD* YES

  • @marlosuper
    @marlosuper 4 года назад +682

    I like how in Pokemon everyone holds your hand but in Mario, they just say "cool you beat the weakest enemy"

    • @1179next
      @1179next 3 года назад +60

      Now fight a Missile Launching box of Colored Pencils

    • @starastarship2730
      @starastarship2730 3 года назад +10

      Hey I am glad that I get praised for something. =w=👍🏻

    • @joaogabrielemilianodasilva6917
      @joaogabrielemilianodasilva6917 3 года назад +8

      Why do i hear cynthia's music?

    • @six_buck_dlc
      @six_buck_dlc 3 года назад

      And that enemy was like, a terrorist with 5100 HP and the best killing equipment in existence

    • @kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028
      @kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028 2 года назад +5

      @@joaogabrielemilianodasilva6917 *Piano starts playing*

  • @sunsetm8717
    @sunsetm8717 4 года назад +1036

    If “Just whacking things, huh?” is the new “moom” I will figure out how to permanently remove the live chat from the entirety of RUclips

  • @artatitsworst8725
    @artatitsworst8725 4 года назад +289

    In Mario Odyssey, the skeleton costume shows Mario’s nose. This means Mario’s nose is one hundred percent bone.

    • @theOGhyliankirby
      @theOGhyliankirby 4 года назад +11

      That some... strange knowledge...

    • @artatitsworst8725
      @artatitsworst8725 4 года назад +6

      I know. And that is why all must know.

    • @cameronballz6154
      @cameronballz6154 4 года назад +8

      Now I have a skeleTON of reasons to worry

    • @artatitsworst8725
      @artatitsworst8725 4 года назад +14

      As an added thing: Have you ever seen Mario’s nostrils? No? Because there are no nostrils.
      Luigi also has his own weird thing with his nose. In idle animations he can be seen pulling his nose forward and letting it snap back. This means luigi’s nose is some sort of rubbery substance.

    • @artatitsworst8725
      @artatitsworst8725 4 года назад +4

      It is probably just rubber.

  • @maru6906
    @maru6906 4 года назад +413

    1:44 is *exactly* what I think whenever the failing four photoshops

  • @commanderruby2533
    @commanderruby2533 4 года назад +87

    HE CHANGED THE TITLE TWICE
    What it is now: "The Paper Mario Experience"
    What it was before: "Paper Mario but help", "Paper Mario but some funny stuff happens"
    *BOI WHAT*

    • @aestheticastronaut5776
      @aestheticastronaut5776 3 года назад +4

      That's why the description says "The paper mario but help" but the title is "The paper mario experience" huh.

    • @six_buck_dlc
      @six_buck_dlc 3 года назад +1

      title fits better in the description so he changed it

  • @personav6738
    @personav6738 4 года назад +646

    Missed opportunity to call the title "Paper Mario but just whacking things, huh?"

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 года назад +19

      But “but help” sounds good

    • @SnackGuy2Star
      @SnackGuy2Star 4 года назад +8

      @@thaias9654 you wouldn't get it

    • @thatchillasian8924
      @thatchillasian8924 4 года назад

      Too bad, we’re getting the but some funny stuff happens treatment.

    • @huddahudda8282
      @huddahudda8282 4 года назад

      @@thatchillasian8924 nah now it's the "experience" treatment

    • @para4
      @para4 4 года назад +1

      @Thaias “Paper mario but help me whack things huh”

  • @jomandterry5463
    @jomandterry5463 4 года назад +23

    2:56
    Wow I’m free from that in between dimension
    Failboat: NOPE

  • @joshuay.5864
    @joshuay.5864 4 года назад +262

    Guitarists: must strum and tune their instruments with precision. Trumpets: must control the amount of air they blow into the instrument for different tones. Drums: *just whacking things, huh?*

  • @fairyhaven13
    @fairyhaven13 4 года назад +78

    The most terrifying thing about this game is that, in "realtime," Mario is not flat paper. This is representing the 3D world we usually see them in, and putting it in a way we can understand better---so what was that folding and stapling into another set of dimensions really like? What did they do to Peach??

    • @nerdycurls6253
      @nerdycurls6253 4 года назад +6

      What do mean? They refer to Mario and others as "flat folk" multiple times and refer to eachother as paper. This isn't representing anything I'm pretty sure it's just a different reality/world.

    • @fairyhaven13
      @fairyhaven13 4 года назад +6

      @@nerdycurls6253 I interpret it as a way of showing us their world, like a metaphor. Like Flatland is a metaphor.

    • @dragonkeeper19600
      @dragonkeeper19600 4 года назад +4

      Sorry to burst your bubble, but the world of the Paper Mario games is officially a separate universe from the main Mario games. They literally are made of paper.

    • @fairyhaven13
      @fairyhaven13 4 года назад +2

      @@dragonkeeper19600 Booooooo. That's no fun lol

  • @No-dd5fl
    @No-dd5fl 4 года назад +210

    *"just whacking things,huh?"*
    -failboat and the voices in his head 2020

  • @masonthecyanhairedgirl
    @masonthecyanhairedgirl 4 года назад +354

    Did that Goomba just come out and say “S T E P O N M E !”

    • @michaelrowell1232
      @michaelrowell1232 4 года назад +5

      Yes yes he did

    • @Jellyshark39
      @Jellyshark39 4 года назад +6

      Its like someone tells you KILL ME

    • @bigfellathe2nd
      @bigfellathe2nd 4 года назад +2

      MARIO PISSING

    • @wickedfast2166
      @wickedfast2166 4 года назад

      @Elizabeth Morris grian told other hermits to kill him and they didnt hesitate. Ik its a different thing but the thought popped up in my head

    • @Boi5219
      @Boi5219 4 года назад

      🎶Step on me step me on step on me I’ll step on youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!🎶

  • @katiemckinney9456
    @katiemckinney9456 4 года назад +141

    The body of Paper Mario from top to bottom:
    The Crucified Head
    The Wretched Nose
    The Godly Torso
    The *STRETCHY* Arms
    "Just whacking things, huh?"
    The Holy Legs
    and The Sacred feet.

    • @tripplordofinconvenience9953
      @tripplordofinconvenience9953 4 года назад +6

      Paper Mario doesn’t have legs

    • @katiemckinney9456
      @katiemckinney9456 4 года назад +1

      @@tripplordofinconvenience9953 Nah man, I was talking about the Moon Lord's Legs.

    • @theb2rd
      @theb2rd 4 года назад

      @@tripplordofinconvenience9953 Hey, it's tripp! I didn't expect to see you here!

    • @geoman265.
      @geoman265. 4 года назад +1

      @@katiemckinney9456 I see you are a man of culture

    • @knightgem8234
      @knightgem8234 4 года назад +4

      Dont forget the wretched nose, from which must be ripped from Mario's body

  • @KorbsieTheGoober
    @KorbsieTheGoober 4 года назад +77

    "No time to whack flowers!"
    That's a quote Actually said by one of the trees

  • @Marzipanv
    @Marzipanv 4 года назад +474

    The third tree saying “Just whacking things, huh?” Caught me off guard

    • @potattoggled
      @potattoggled 4 года назад +6

      yea

    • @potatorat2508
      @potatorat2508 4 года назад +22

      Woooosh me, The tree doesn’t actually say that, It’s funny though.

    • @swishmationsyt1526
      @swishmationsyt1526 4 года назад +9

      Ok sorry but it doesn’t actually say that. Fail just edited it.

    • @souppyyy3053
      @souppyyy3053 4 года назад

      same

    • @souppyyy3053
      @souppyyy3053 4 года назад

      @@swishmationsyt1526 r/woooosh

  • @tomodaphne
    @tomodaphne 4 года назад +38

    At the beginning, my first thought was “Sure was nice of the princess to invite us to a picnic, eh, Luigi?”

  • @Jangoice1orSomething
    @Jangoice1orSomething 4 года назад +215

    No one:
    The trees: J U S T W A K I N G T H I N G S
    *HUH?!*

    • @saltshaker4011
      @saltshaker4011 4 года назад +7

      Just using an extremely overused format, huh? (The "no one" format is overused)

    • @goober4135
      @goober4135 4 года назад +6

      @@saltshaker4011 so you gonna hate on things just because they're popular?

    • @lucatdcat8720
      @lucatdcat8720 4 года назад +8

      Yeah! It really sucks! I was just having a nice nap and then he upped and waked me!

    • @Waddle_Dee_With_Internet
      @Waddle_Dee_With_Internet 4 года назад +1

      They look like Whispy Woods to me

    • @cameronballz6154
      @cameronballz6154 4 года назад +3

      *Wack* not wake
      He isn't yelling *WAKE UP*

  • @Bluedemons213
    @Bluedemons213 4 года назад +30

    6:54 so how old were you when you realized that caramel dancin was only considered japanese due to the cuteness of the song and how high pitched it was and that the song is actually swedish

    • @pattychan3941
      @pattychan3941 3 года назад +1

      ...today-old

    • @fieratheproud
      @fieratheproud 3 года назад +1

      I was like, 12 or so
      (Me being Finnish I had heard Swedish just enough to recognize a couple words. Now that I've actually studied the language I understand a couple more words)

  • @openinginawe5518
    @openinginawe5518 4 года назад +431

    Everyone will say yes to the Toads being silenced.

  • @Jell_DoesStuff
    @Jell_DoesStuff 4 года назад +10

    8:14 I am the lorax, and I speak for the trees.
    And the trees say, "Just whacking things, huh?"

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 4 года назад +515

    "Paper Mario but help" is a good way to describe the state of the franchise honestly

    • @StatikandSheepish
      @StatikandSheepish 4 года назад +20

      You are everywhere. PS: have a good day. :)

    • @onememeyboi7149
      @onememeyboi7149 4 года назад +16

      That's horrifically true

    • @jbcho7461
      @jbcho7461 4 года назад +2

      Why are Always here

    • @Starb1t
      @Starb1t 4 года назад +1

      Christopher is a bot, theres no way

    • @regulusfusionai2050
      @regulusfusionai2050 4 года назад

      Oh hey, it's been a while since the last time I saw you, hru?

  • @borisdawelf4500
    @borisdawelf4500 4 года назад +9

    “Just Whacking Things huh?”
    Is my favorite line
    My second favorite is :
    “Oh No He’s Hot”
    XD

  • @togi7174
    @togi7174 4 года назад +63

    LMAO THE CAP KINGDOM MUSIC REALLY SEALED THE JOKE AT 1:20

  • @kevingarwood2116
    @kevingarwood2116 Год назад +5

    9:45
    I was watching, laughing at the repeated and unnecessary use of “just whacking things, huh” and I snorted when I paused the video and realized the chapter said “just whacking things, huh”

  • @ivyswhatever2869
    @ivyswhatever2869 4 года назад +89

    Daniel, during these past few months, my depression has been getting worse and worse. I've lost all motivation, and no longer enjoy most things I used to enjoy. Your content is one of the few things that still bring me joy in these dark times. Thank you for doing what you do, and for helping me so much in these times. Godspeed, Fail, godspeed.

    • @Iantendo1
      @Iantendo1 4 года назад +11

      Stay safe and I hope you do fine

    • @dawnofpigs9729
      @dawnofpigs9729 4 года назад +1

      IanPlaysNintendo I agree. I fell bad for u:(

    • @dawnofpigs9729
      @dawnofpigs9729 4 года назад +1

      :(

    • @katiemckinney9456
      @katiemckinney9456 4 года назад +7

      I had depression for a while as well. I was sad and while I still liked doing things I used to do, it just didn't have the same meaning to me. It will get better though. I promise. Don't give in to the sadness, it may not seem like it, but it will get better, and you'll find your light at the end of the tunnel.

    • @indep_
      @indep_ 4 года назад +2

      I really hope you get better :)

  • @shadowsnake5133
    @shadowsnake5133 4 года назад +7

    2:19 OBJECTION! HIS ARMS ARE LAYERED BY HIS CLOTHES, which are apparently a part of him as well, AND YOU CAN SEE THE THICKNESS OF THE SLEEVE, AND CONSIDERING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PAPER MARIO AND HIS ARMS IN SCEEN, IF YOUR ORIGINAL CALCULATIONS WERE BASED ON ONE LAYER, THEN THE ARMS WOULD INDEED AVERAGE OUT TO 1,000 FOLDS! Also please help, I've had ace attorney music playing in my head for the last year, and it won't stop, send help.

  • @Wiirdowo
    @Wiirdowo 4 года назад +89

    Like halfway through the stream my mom was yelling at me to do something else and for like 2 hrs I was like "20 more minutes"

  • @Tabby_CatMeow
    @Tabby_CatMeow 3 года назад +4

    “Thank goodness our fall was stopped by this tree! Wich shed multicolored skin flakes in da process“

  • @unclegarf7366
    @unclegarf7366 4 года назад +105

    he skipped the part where he killed himself in the tutorial

    • @ikeiaa
      @ikeiaa 4 года назад +6

      ya he did

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 4 года назад +1

      he what

    • @unclegarf7366
      @unclegarf7366 4 года назад +4

      go watch the original stream he dies in the first hole

    • @failboat
      @failboat  4 года назад +28

      was going to include it, but honestly nothing really eventful came of it. Just a simple death and a reset 🤷‍♂️

    • @arpoti3287
      @arpoti3287 4 года назад

      Hey Daniel

  • @mothlure
    @mothlure 3 года назад +10

    5:47 SHY GUY EX MACHINA

  • @mr.windex1512
    @mr.windex1512 4 года назад +22

    0:41 peach: shouldn’t these toads be silenced for all of ertinity?
    Failboat: this is my queue to promote slavery!

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 4 года назад

      Is that kind of queue spelled that way as well? I thought that was just getting in line. I'm American, though, what do I know?

  • @missingindy
    @missingindy 3 года назад +4

    “Lmao I bet they gonna staple him”
    *actually does get stapled*
    “JESUS-“

  • @ProgramBoi101
    @ProgramBoi101 4 года назад +8

    2:55
    the thing: yay i finally free!-
    slams the thing
    mario: nothing happened totally :)

  • @pambardini46
    @pambardini46 4 года назад +20

    Ew Failboat likes his castles with the crust on! I like the raw taste of cement and bricks without the crust of the castle.

  • @pikminfan6778
    @pikminfan6778 2 года назад +6

    4:06
    Shy Guy: Hi babe, yes I am real man, you wanna go skateboards?

  • @davidcho667
    @davidcho667 4 года назад +6

    When a paper Mario just comes out and your friend plays pokemon shield 11:38

  • @chef4052
    @chef4052 4 года назад +9

    6:20 Hey! *PLUNGES INTO DARK DEPTHS*

  • @mattoxkurtz4661
    @mattoxkurtz4661 4 года назад +3

    10:13
    Mario: *I'm sorry, little one.*

  • @Netherpig1031
    @Netherpig1031 4 года назад +30

    I actually just got an ad for Paper Mario while watching this.

  • @para4
    @para4 4 года назад +15

    0/10 game, the big tree never said “Just whacking things huh”

  • @roomsickgirlsescape
    @roomsickgirlsescape 4 года назад +54

    why is the first four minutes and five seconds labeled “like and subscribe to rip Mario’s nose from his body”? Failboat I’m very concerned

    • @genevieve2845
      @genevieve2845 4 года назад +2

      then again, I'm not really surprised at this point

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 3 года назад +1

      Nose is part of bone costume and is therefore bone

  • @raphaeldominicchico9309
    @raphaeldominicchico9309 4 года назад +8

    4:21 This is just an Amalgamate from Undertale in the form of Origami.

  • @beanboy4421
    @beanboy4421 4 года назад +59

    >made recently
    >has teammates
    >flat aesthetic
    >everyone is a bug
    Wha-

  • @Courg
    @Courg 4 года назад +7

    Fun fact! The theme at 4:35 is a remix of Color Splash’s miniboss theme!

    • @pugking298
      @pugking298 2 года назад

      Do you know what song was at 11:28

    • @pugking298
      @pugking298 2 года назад

      I mean 11:15

  • @ayo.2022
    @ayo.2022 4 года назад +5

    Don't you just love it when your uber eats saves you from getting possessed at the last second

  • @starwing1795
    @starwing1795 3 года назад +4

    someone: chops down a tree
    the tree: *just whackin' things, huh?*

  • @kpg6411
    @kpg6411 4 года назад +6

    3:19 Guys chill it’s just a WAfFlE MaKeR

  • @hiu2ying
    @hiu2ying 4 года назад +31

    “Rock, Paper, Scissors” failboat, get to a certain point. U predicted it.

  • @bennyibarra9417
    @bennyibarra9417 4 года назад +13

    *game started in peaceful way*
    Failboat: *makes it choetic as his cognition is because of course he would be team choes in the finalfest*

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 4 года назад

      -to be fair a lot of these lines sound strangely kinky out of context-
      “I don’t know if I should be scared or amazed, but I’m kinda both?”
      “Even if I get stomped on, it would be an honour”
      “You can’t sit on ol’ Grandsappy’s head”
      just 2:52 and 6:28 as an image in general

    • @Quicksilver1034
      @Quicksilver1034 4 года назад +1

      Just a lot of words with c in it huh,

  • @psychosalad7812
    @psychosalad7812 4 года назад +7

    I'm kinda disappointed that at 11:47 one of the shrubs didn't say "Just whackin' things, huh?"

  • @SnakesAnimations
    @SnakesAnimations 4 года назад +16

    6:28
    *Stepbrother when stepsis gets stuck*

    • @infinitepie7439
      @infinitepie7439 4 года назад +3

      Why.
      Just *WHY.*

    • @Quicksilver1034
      @Quicksilver1034 4 года назад +2

      Just Alabama things huh,

    • @cameronballz6154
      @cameronballz6154 4 года назад +1

      Do not press read more...
      *you have been warned*
      *Mario's favourite warp pipe*

    • @cameronballz6154
      @cameronballz6154 4 года назад

      Do not press read more...
      *you have been warned*
      *Last chance...don't scroll down*
      *Mario's favourite warp pipe*

  • @robbie5899
    @robbie5899 3 года назад +7

    6:36 please don't bring that image into my mind, thanks.

  • @pedrodiogo5488
    @pedrodiogo5488 4 года назад +13

    I Love when Failboat's voice cracks
    And he turns into a teenager

  • @starbruno769
    @starbruno769 4 года назад +8

    At 2:31 I got interrupted by a Paper Mario: origami king ad.
    It's like they know.

  • @mr.windex1512
    @mr.windex1512 4 года назад +27

    The epic trilogy:
    Chapter 1: subscribe to rip Mario’s nose from his body
    Chapter 2: run time
    Chapter 3: the outside
    Chapter4: just whacking things, huh?
    The epic finale chapter 5: seedy tree

    • @plaidhatter1674
      @plaidhatter1674 3 года назад

      The screaming tree at 11:20 will never not be funny

  • @donovanmahan2901
    @donovanmahan2901 4 года назад +8

    you're not gonna believe how accurate your thumbnail's gonna be in your playthrough Failboat.

  • @AsrielTheInkling
    @AsrielTheInkling 4 года назад +22

    *very close to the cliff*
    -Weegee Daniel 2020 Colorized

  • @chasey_is_cool
    @chasey_is_cool 4 года назад +4

    (7:00)
    Me: did anyone want crust
    Failboat: na

  • @kwisowofer9872
    @kwisowofer9872 4 года назад +47

    The title is “Paper Mario but help”

  • @pixelatedgames8068
    @pixelatedgames8068 4 года назад +2

    I also said yes to the toad question... And I dont regret it at all.

  • @XellosNi
    @XellosNi 4 года назад +7

    Paper Mario: The Origami King-
    "Just whacking things, huh?"

  • @bowserbowserbowser
    @bowserbowserbowser 4 года назад +2

    I love the moment I just paused on. It was like: " It was a mouth- " And then I'm all like: [ WHEEZE ]

  • @toastNeko
    @toastNeko 4 года назад +6

    me at the start: ok this is my first big exposure, please dont be a repeat of the belongs in the trashes
    me at the end: ... seriouly that felt like 2 minutes of gameplay

  • @spookyleviathanboi3499
    @spookyleviathanboi3499 4 года назад +5

    2:01 THE HAMMER OF THE AROUSED XD

  • @machete2971
    @machete2971 4 года назад +6

    Failure talking about silencing the toads reminded me of a cursed toad drawing i made
    imagine toad
    but with buff arms
    and also jojos bizarre adventure

  • @Rabbisaxson
    @Rabbisaxson 4 года назад +6

    11:22 I thought he said “ow”

  • @Wirby.
    @Wirby. 4 года назад +6

    Whenever I jump on enemies I say “Give em’ the boot!”

  • @melonmix3959
    @melonmix3959 4 года назад +3

    I swear, I somehow changed from this video to the second paper mario video, and I had a moment of thinking that the thirsty goomba and stapler were in the second video and somehow got erased from existence while I was blanking out. I should get some rest...

  • @elliot._.119
    @elliot._.119 9 месяцев назад +2

    “STEP ON ME” “PLEASE” *”the sacred feet”* -Failboat 1:18

  • @EternallyAFK
    @EternallyAFK Год назад +4

    I love how the thumbnail predicts one of the most menacing bosses later in the game since this video came out the day or the day after the release date

  • @stpidstuff
    @stpidstuff 4 года назад +5

    5:12 *he's ascending*

  • @julianrhoe6226
    @julianrhoe6226 4 года назад +4

    Nobody:
    Failboat in the whispering woods: JuSt WhaCkInG tHiNgS, hUh?

  • @societyofcriminals
    @societyofcriminals 4 года назад +4

    Failboat: leave it to uber eats
    Me: *MARIO KART TOUR FLASHBACKS*

  • @josephc8312
    @josephc8312 2 года назад +3

    9:59
    Mario:(litters in the pond)
    Also Mario: hmmm I wonder why all these fish are floating to the surface lifelessly

  • @afro-prince9518
    @afro-prince9518 4 года назад +8

    0:10 Oh, I HATE when that happens!

  • @aidenconway9087
    @aidenconway9087 4 года назад +3

    Not even 2 minutes into the video, the first segment is called
    'sub to rip Mario's nose off'
    A plea for the silence of toads
    And a horny, kinky goomba
    This will be a video, huh

  • @metal3978
    @metal3978 3 года назад +1

    I subscribed specifically because it said "subscribe to rip Mario's nose from his body" when I pause the video and I found that hilarious.

  • @jaebob
    @jaebob 3 года назад +4

    Guys, I think I found who played kronk in emperor’s new groove
    9:15

  • @ralto7357
    @ralto7357 3 года назад +4

    11:10 lol

  • @angelnava6964
    @angelnava6964 4 года назад +5

    2:57 this had me laughing so hard.

  • @jotarokujo7136
    @jotarokujo7136 4 года назад +3

    Imagine when Mario was pulling oliva out she just rips
    *Hold A to pull*
    *RIIIIIIPPPPP*

  • @squak___
    @squak___ 4 года назад +3

    Failboat's commentary is pretty much just a RUclips Poop script 👌😎🍗

  • @Huwitto
    @Huwitto 4 года назад +1

    1:19 Ok but why aren’t you jumping at me, that’s what you’re supposed to do

  • @Alex-bz5rn
    @Alex-bz5rn 4 года назад +4

    9:09 Kronk voice actor 2020

  • @laihvn3753
    @laihvn3753 4 года назад +2

    "subscribe to rip Mario's nose from his body."
    ...
    well im glad im subscribed

  • @d.n.4083
    @d.n.4083 4 года назад +12

    I got an ad for Uber eats after he was saved

    • @saltshaker4011
      @saltshaker4011 4 года назад +1

      They were trying to save YOU. Uber eats is god

  • @BloxBattlers
    @BloxBattlers Год назад +1

    11:57 Failboat:flowers don’t have feelings right?

  • @redumbreonandgreenchicorit9176
    @redumbreonandgreenchicorit9176 4 года назад +5

    10:58🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Just-Tobin
    @Just-Tobin 3 года назад +2

    “And so he died on the spot.”
    -Failboat 2020

  • @acetorthewarriord8018
    @acetorthewarriord8018 4 года назад +3

    I love how he can somehow edit the what, 7 hour stream into a 12 MINUTE VIDEO.

  • @Polaricey123
    @Polaricey123 4 года назад +2

    There comes a time in a man's life where life feels a little whack. Then he goes on social media and posts a status update that nobody gets. I guess it's just whacking things, huh?

  • @six_buck_dlc
    @six_buck_dlc 3 года назад +3

    7:31 tHATS ME ON MY ALT TIMBER REACTS

  • @1inolol420
    @1inolol420 Год назад +3

    8:57 Joe from family guy as an tree

  • @bluesparks1431
    @bluesparks1431 Год назад +2

    8:33 Windy woods

  • @hedgehogloverone
    @hedgehogloverone 4 года назад +2

    "🎶And he died on the spot🎶"
    - Failboat 2020

  • @princed0nut
    @princed0nut 4 года назад +6

    Nobody
    Literally nobody
    This video: *JUST WHACKING THINGS HUH?!*

  • @jakubradomski2613
    @jakubradomski2613 2 года назад +2

    he said mouthfoul here: 2:28