Green Day - Father of All... ALBUM REVIEW

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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2020
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    Green Day tries to be the final nail in rock music's coffin with Father of All...
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    GREEN DAY - FATHER OF ALL... / 2020 / REPRISE / NO FEATURES, NO SWEDISH SONGWRITERS, NO TRAP BEATS, 100% PURE UNCUT ROCK
    0/10
    Y'all know this is just my opinion, right?
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @philatio1744
    @philatio1744 4 года назад +15941

    NO FEATURES.
    NO SWEDISH SONGWRITERS.
    NO TRAP BEATS.
    NO SCORE.

    • @outtour2525
      @outtour2525 4 года назад +92

      Don't do them like that😭😂😂😭😂

    • @97EDUB
      @97EDUB 4 года назад +240

      Not important, Cal is back.

    • @absurdistoxymoron
      @absurdistoxymoron 4 года назад +295

      100% pure uncut red flannel

    • @dogrzz7082
      @dogrzz7082 4 года назад +31

      i mean if it didn't get a score it would have been a NOT GOOD

    • @antischtick3502
      @antischtick3502 4 года назад +75

      100% PURE UNCUT CRINGE

  • @mackalenvaughn5948
    @mackalenvaughn5948 3 года назад +9254

    Green Day is so rebellious they’re rebelling against writing good music

    • @CEO_Of_Racism-fk3qv
      @CEO_Of_Racism-fk3qv 3 года назад +14

      Lol

    • @cdvideodump
      @cdvideodump 3 года назад +33

      Nah they're rebelling against music critics who don't know jack shit

    • @mackalenvaughn5948
      @mackalenvaughn5948 3 года назад +220

      @@cdvideodump you telling me you enjoyed that pile of shit?

    • @michawkwalter4205
      @michawkwalter4205 3 года назад +274

      They are rebelling against the ears of their listeners. Very brave I might add.

    • @beanosbean803
      @beanosbean803 3 года назад +66

      I love green day, have my whole life...that wasn't green day that was an industry plug

  • @YourLoyalDeserter
    @YourLoyalDeserter 3 года назад +3080

    I can't believe they borrowed the 0% twerking 0% drugs 100% talent format for their marketing campaign.

  • @garthpanther
    @garthpanther 4 года назад +6258

    I miss when this album was the worst thing to happen in 2020.

    • @guilhermerochasampaio8760
      @guilhermerochasampaio8760 3 года назад +22

      The álbum came out in 2019 morron

    • @thomward6890
      @thomward6890 3 года назад +108

      still is tbh

    • @abel6297
      @abel6297 3 года назад +7

      Corona is the worst thing to happen

    • @Gothstana
      @Gothstana 3 года назад +165

      @@guilhermerochasampaio8760 Pretty sure February 7 2020 was in 2020, not 2019. Moron.

    • @juda210
      @juda210 3 года назад +7

      Guilherme Rocha released in 2020 dumbfuck

  • @iminspacespace
    @iminspacespace 4 года назад +16913

    You either die a hero, or live long enough to become Imagine Dragons

    • @renatovillatoro4746
      @renatovillatoro4746 4 года назад +431

      To become portugal the man

    • @oliverpecek4883
      @oliverpecek4883 4 года назад +38

      Accurate

    • @renatovillatoro4746
      @renatovillatoro4746 4 года назад +37

      Ramless Alpha haha true

    • @ctrip6668
      @ctrip6668 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @PrinceAppalling
      @PrinceAppalling 4 года назад +329

      @@renatovillatoro4746 Agreed. Between the handclaps, the millennial whooping, the overly punchy drums, and the indie rock falsettos, this sounds more like a collection of pop-punk "Feel It Still"s than it does Imagine Dragons

  • @ziekziek5601
    @ziekziek5601 4 года назад +8523

    NO GOOD SONGS
    NO SONGWRITERS
    NO BEATS
    NO

  • @RyanGe25
    @RyanGe25 4 года назад +7627

    This year has been so crazy I forgot Green Day got a 0.

    • @watkinry
      @watkinry 3 года назад +252

      But it's a STRONG 0.

    • @RyanGe25
      @RyanGe25 3 года назад +527

      @@watkinry Exactly what you'd expect from an album with no features, no swedish songwriters, no trap beats, and 100% pure uncut rock.

    • @sisnoerasoos
      @sisnoerasoos 3 года назад +79

      This is actually one of the funniest reviews by melon imo. 10/10 might even compete with the big day and tpab reviews

    • @moghraliamneeson
      @moghraliamneeson 3 года назад +8

      Yup! I don't know which year is worse 2016 or 2020!?

    • @RyanGe25
      @RyanGe25 3 года назад +10

      @@moghraliamneeson I'll get back to you in November.

  • @zubb5120
    @zubb5120 4 года назад +6235

    a swedish songwriter would’ve saved it

    • @BloodRider1914
      @BloodRider1914 3 года назад +167

      Max Martin is a genius, and we need more of him

    • @tob7759
      @tob7759 3 года назад +273

      If only Bladee would have written the songs.

    • @xcx000
      @xcx000 3 года назад +54

      this but unironically

    • @tvnorminstudio3080
      @tvnorminstudio3080 3 года назад +63

      Pewdiepie’s mine all day had better lyrics, you’re right.

    • @JustSkram
      @JustSkram 3 года назад +9

      Refused could of saved them

  • @antonecruz9975
    @antonecruz9975 4 года назад +6610

    NO FEATURES
    NO SWEDISH SONGWRITERS
    NO TRAP BEATS
    100% PURE UNCUT CRINGE

    • @kaitbelll
      @kaitbelll 4 года назад +12

      ye

    • @jooree7696
      @jooree7696 4 года назад +114

      NO GREEN DAY

    • @alex_flamer267
      @alex_flamer267 4 года назад +87

      The cringeworthy advertising is them trying too hard to appeal to the younger generation and get them to come out to the Hella Mega tour.

    • @whiteslate
      @whiteslate 4 года назад +230

      NO SIGNUP
      NO BULLSHIT
      NO CREDIT CARDS
      100% PURE UNCUT COCK

    • @alexth3legend791
      @alexth3legend791 4 года назад +4

      100% PURE UNCUT TRASH

  • @killingthemood2000
    @killingthemood2000 4 года назад +5251

    This review was sponsored by Swedish songwriters that use trap beats

  • @aarondichoso6557
    @aarondichoso6557 4 года назад +2967

    Plot Twist: This is how Green Day wants us to react. They are rebelling against the rebels who rebelled against the rebels.

    • @onnisaaskilahti8209
      @onnisaaskilahti8209 4 года назад +155

      "I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as a another dude."

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 3 года назад +22

      ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU.

    • @TheHuntsman6
      @TheHuntsman6 3 года назад +5

      pulling the rug out from literally everyone

    • @nedwhitney4123
      @nedwhitney4123 3 года назад +37

      Green Day out here playing 4D chess

    • @esket4725
      @esket4725 3 года назад +6

      I wish this is true

  • @carlwheezer7516
    @carlwheezer7516 4 года назад +4205

    The whole album sounds like an Adam Sandler version of The Arctic Monkeys.

    • @lukaskoninger3312
      @lukaskoninger3312 4 года назад +103

      OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT

    • @Anxiety_Asylum
      @Anxiety_Asylum 4 года назад +57

      jesus fuck that sounds crazy lmao

    • @spamsingles5948
      @spamsingles5948 4 года назад +216

      The guy on the first Arctic Monkeys album even looks like Adam Sandler

    • @matthewknapp1092
      @matthewknapp1092 4 года назад +84

      Even Adam Sandler is better now from Uncut Gems so even HE is doing better than this album 😂

    • @redface583
      @redface583 4 года назад +4

      AHAHAHAHA

  • @egoleo6693
    @egoleo6693 4 года назад +3920

    Maybe if it was called “The Big Green Day” it would’ve been a 10

  • @Grimwinn
    @Grimwinn 4 года назад +3338

    This sounds like something a Swedish songwriter would say

    • @l8631
      @l8631 4 года назад +32

      Mikael Akerfeldt can confirm

    • @aadliafiq
      @aadliafiq 4 года назад +22

      Yung Lean approve this statement

    • @ronaldmitchell9816
      @ronaldmitchell9816 4 года назад +17

      Sounds like something a trap beat would say

    • @Kisukes_kane
      @Kisukes_kane 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mattthemetalguitarist
      @mattthemetalguitarist 3 года назад

      Melon is Swedish songwriting confirmed?

  • @spoonnoise8332
    @spoonnoise8332 4 года назад +8140

    This album is what it would sound like if LMFAO made a rock album

    • @freddiemcfred12
      @freddiemcfred12 4 года назад +779

      Ok listen
      Do not diss my guys from LMFAO tho

    • @SupremeShoelace
      @SupremeShoelace 4 года назад +357

      party rockers in the house

    • @VCRK888
      @VCRK888 3 года назад +127

      SupremeShoelace it’s party rock is

    • @spamsingles5948
      @spamsingles5948 3 года назад +288

      I'd actually rather listen to LMFAO than this

    • @spoonnoise8332
      @spoonnoise8332 3 года назад +24

      @Emperor Vowrawn thanks, The Mars Volta are one of my favorites

  • @KiwamiClaud
    @KiwamiClaud 4 года назад +601

    NO FEATURES
    NO SWEDISH SONGWRITERS
    NO TRAP BEATS
    *NO DIGNITY*

    • @TheHuntsman6
      @TheHuntsman6 3 года назад +14

      damnit koichi

    • @PotatoKun01
      @PotatoKun01 3 года назад +6

      @@TheHuntsman6 he may be a reliable guy but he has no dignity

    • @bendykirby4828
      @bendykirby4828 3 года назад +2

      Billie Joe really steals??

    • @MacIntoshMann
      @MacIntoshMann 3 года назад

      no diggity?

    • @EmilyRM
      @EmilyRM 3 года назад

      @@MacIntoshMann it’s a song

  • @gezza50
    @gezza50 4 года назад +2002

    You know it's bad when he introduces himself with his actual name

    • @craziestcrazydailyvideos3579
      @craziestcrazydailyvideos3579 4 года назад +13

      ya'll should show some respect. at least their still making albums they want instead of selling out

    • @jjbluesam
      @jjbluesam 4 года назад +114

      @@craziestcrazydailyvideos3579 show respect sure, but they can still be criticized. Plus it doesn't take a genius to see Anthony really didn't even wanna make this in the first place.

    • @spamsingles5948
      @spamsingles5948 4 года назад +66

      @@craziestcrazydailyvideos3579 This is selling out, if I've ever seen it

    • @achilles872
      @achilles872 4 года назад +12

      @@craziestcrazydailyvideos3579 Good for them if that's what they want to make, but I don't want to listen to that shit ever again, you don't get respect for taking a load of dead tropes and melting them into one cluster fuck of torture, even if it is them making albums they want to make.

    • @gnalkhere
      @gnalkhere 4 года назад +1

      having been his nickname supercutter for 5 years it's actually all up in the air on whether he'll nickname himself or not in videos

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 4 года назад +3372

    "Since Uno Dos Tres, the band needed direction, but I didn't expect that direction to be off a cliff."
    Out for blood.

  • @brb.8962
    @brb.8962 3 года назад +216

    See, the billboard said "No *SWEDISH* songwriters", meaning they HAVE songwriters, but they're not swedish

    • @sheriffaboubakar9720
      @sheriffaboubakar9720 2 года назад +14

      The songwriters could still live in Sweden but not be Swedish.

    • @brb.8962
      @brb.8962 2 года назад

      @@sheriffaboubakar9720 Green Day is just extremely xenophobic against swedish people, that's all

    • @boilingoden7984
      @boilingoden7984 2 года назад

      The fuck were they paying the songwriters for then, this is ass

  • @death4metal201
    @death4metal201 Год назад +496

    I was in tears when Billy sang "im in love, with you" and the Government is bad" truly great songwriting

    • @ofresco2
      @ofresco2 Год назад +84

      *same guitar note for 10 seconds

    • @Chuydoesartfr
      @Chuydoesartfr Год назад +30

      @@ofresco2 *generic guitar solo in each track*

    • @PsychXxKiddo
      @PsychXxKiddo Год назад +48

      “did i mention im in love?”

    • @dandanger5637
      @dandanger5637 Год назад +24

      "ooooooohhhhh-oooooohhhhh"

    • @tobiaspramono378
      @tobiaspramono378 6 месяцев назад

      "I FEEL LIKE MAST**BATING TILL MY EYES POPS OUT MY SKULL"

  • @TJGibson0
    @TJGibson0 4 года назад +672

    "Really since Uno, Dos, Tres the band has been in serious need of some direction but I did not want that direction to be off of a cliff"
    Holy Shit

    • @Fanchus
      @Fanchus 4 года назад +9

      TJ Gibson An actual quote from the video for a change, woah

    • @Vendice
      @Vendice 4 года назад +1

      Quotes like this is what really separates Anthony from other critics.

  • @civilwar9637
    @civilwar9637 4 года назад +2710

    "Since Uno Dos Tres, the band needed direction, but I didn't expect that direction to be off a cliff."
    This might as well be a NOT GOOD cause you just murdered them, melon

    • @mjfromjersey
      @mjfromjersey 4 года назад +81

      Civil War He said that not goods are actually usually 1-2 on his scale, so this is worse than a not good

    • @PlanetZero
      @PlanetZero 4 года назад +61

      @@mjfromjersey except for Supermarket, which in theory has a negative score

    • @SoHelpMeREACT
      @SoHelpMeREACT 4 года назад +21

      I guess this is.....music to be Murdered by 😤😤😔😔😔

    • @Geckoblade64
      @Geckoblade64 4 года назад +2

      @@SoHelpMeREACT More like music to murder your sanity

    • @Revan-eb1wb
      @Revan-eb1wb 4 года назад +4

      there are rumors that this is a just a troll album and bad on purpose because of their problems with the label.

  • @aguyfromnz537
    @aguyfromnz537 4 года назад +1479

    Rock is my fav genre, but whenever i see 100% pure uncut rock, i just know its gonna be shit

    • @formula2233
      @formula2233 4 года назад +23

      Oh man this comment is underrated

    • @xxx_sista_jud3_xxx
      @xxx_sista_jud3_xxx 4 года назад +65

      Rock is one of my favorite genres and punk is one of my favorite sub genres of rock, and this album blows. I’m not even a Green Day fan and I’m pissed. How could someone even support the band after they basically take a fat shit all over their fanbase, the same fanbase that is quick to say ‘oh well it’s just ONE BAD ALBUM’. Like really? Ever since ‘Uno, Dos, and Tres,’ they have legit been nothing but a husk of what they used to be. Some would argue and say that since the 21st century, they have been nothing but a shell of a band, trying to not only move forward in a directionless path, but also try to ‘stay true’ to their long gone punk rock days. Everyone and their mom knows that you can’t move forward if you don’t let go of the past. Idk what’s worse: the album, or their brain dead fans who think this album is anything remotely better than mediocre.

    • @isetmfriendsofire
      @isetmfriendsofire 3 года назад +13

      The Clash's "Cut the Crap"

    • @Dvg920
      @Dvg920 3 года назад +63

      It’s like a new source saying “100% unfiltered honest news. Only the facts.” Basically means they’ll be bias as shit

    • @TheOnlyBasketCase
      @TheOnlyBasketCase 3 года назад +11

      @@xxx_sista_jud3_xxx Revolution Radio wasn't that bad. It gave fans a hint of a classic and vintage style of Green Day. And it gave fans hope that maybe finally they were gonna return back to their punk roots in their next album. Guess most of us incorrect beyond belief .

  • @Kodeb8
    @Kodeb8 4 года назад +2129

    This is probably one of his funniest reviews. You can literally see his disappointment.

    • @D_d_t_d_D
      @D_d_t_d_D 3 года назад +69

      Like a disappointed father seeing his son become a Junkie... But being powerless to help.

    • @danbam3411
      @danbam3411 3 года назад +70

      That “what the hell is this?” always kills me

    • @moghraliamneeson
      @moghraliamneeson 3 года назад +17

      Everyone who've heard review this crap album has the exact same reaction lol this album is a whole mess!

    • @mgm8255
      @mgm8255 3 года назад +2

      There is no disappointment if you have no faith

    • @TheDrunkLawyer
      @TheDrunkLawyer 3 года назад +1

      You're so right ✅

  • @HomemadeSubmarine
    @HomemadeSubmarine 4 года назад +330

    Imagine the guy expecting a Green Day album with trap beats.

    • @enjoshi-godrez8775
      @enjoshi-godrez8775 4 года назад +41

      you know it would of made it infinitely better

    • @aransmeallie5344
      @aransmeallie5344 4 года назад +31

      His dissapoinment: immesasurable
      His day: ruined

  • @pyropoyo
    @pyropoyo 4 года назад +10883

    See you boys and girls in 3 years when that Chance the Rapper x Green Day record gets a 10.

    • @peazeralus
      @peazeralus 4 года назад +692

      Cudi features on 80% of the tracks.

    • @sanchezmigueldavid9846
      @sanchezmigueldavid9846 4 года назад +31

      See you broh

    • @Nazhussain07
      @Nazhussain07 4 года назад +93

      Honestly wouldn't even be that shocked.

    • @bionicprime3952
      @bionicprime3952 4 года назад +34

      More like -10

    • @aerykfilmsphoto
      @aerykfilmsphoto 4 года назад +132

      See cudi got a 0 but Kanye never did so I don’t know if it’ll work the same way

  • @Plinian5850
    @Plinian5850 4 года назад +611

    This album is nothing. It's not even bad, it's just nothing.

    • @hv4329
      @hv4329 3 года назад +55

      It feels so e m p t y

    • @tetsuoumezawa5833
      @tetsuoumezawa5833 3 года назад +32

      "i'm gonna lose my fucking job over this"

    • @thecoffeeshopat2am173
      @thecoffeeshopat2am173 3 года назад +8

      @@tetsuoumezawa5833 "Either change the record or it's not coming out!"

    • @yubbityyubba7749
      @yubbityyubba7749 2 года назад +7

      TO MEE ITSS NOTTTHINGGGG

    • @Anon24052
      @Anon24052 2 года назад +2

      @@thecoffeeshopat2am173 whatever

  • @BillyMcBillface
    @BillyMcBillface 4 года назад +450

    Ironically enough, MLB The Show 20 has Grafittia on its soundtrack. It is also the first game with full minor league rosters. You can have the authentic Fantano experience with MLB The Show 20

    • @spectremodtrain5936
      @spectremodtrain5936 3 года назад +22

      the memes write themselves

    • @andrewosborne6097
      @andrewosborne6097 3 года назад +14

      I was looking for this exact comment.

    • @diegomo1413
      @diegomo1413 3 года назад +4

      What a stupid name for a video game. It’s deserves that track in its tracklist

    • @minuscaseus
      @minuscaseus Год назад +1

      Graffitia is the only passable song on the album

  • @casertanick
    @casertanick 4 года назад +600

    "They were in need of a direction, but I didn't want that direction to be off a cliff"
    Damn melon you got me cacklin

  • @Loycole69
    @Loycole69 4 года назад +5415

    This entire album sounds like one long google ad.

    • @MichaelGrey11
      @MichaelGrey11 4 года назад +252

      Jack Higgins it’s music for a Toyota summer sales event ad

    • @Elzrydo
      @Elzrydo 4 года назад +71

      I knew I wasn't the only one who felt that the songs on the album sound like ad music

    • @WhateverWhenever888
      @WhateverWhenever888 4 года назад +15

      Omg yes so true, I'm surprised they didn't advertise a google pixel 4 phone on the album 😂

    • @ariestheram5693
      @ariestheram5693 4 года назад +11

      The title track sounds like it could be used in a Verizon ad

    • @leorrocher
      @leorrocher 4 года назад +2

      Jack Higgins truest comment ever

  • @ZachGatesHere
    @ZachGatesHere 4 года назад +457

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate Anthony for not letting that crude title corrupt poor Cal?

  • @johngleason1776
    @johngleason1776 3 года назад +246

    I just realized this album cover is a reference to American Idiot and it makes me hate it so much more

    • @christopherkennedy8363
      @christopherkennedy8363 3 года назад +28

      Oh shit it is... fuck

    • @Dylan-Frost
      @Dylan-Frost 2 года назад +2

      Oh no

    • @mr.selfdestruct5845
      @mr.selfdestruct5845 2 года назад +2

      i don't see it, how? the color choices?

    • @lexi-hx6je
      @lexi-hx6je 2 года назад

      @@mr.selfdestruct5845 the weird diagonal “white stripe” on the cover is a forearm and in the top right u can see a part of the heart grenade in american idiot

    • @bismuththebi
      @bismuththebi 2 года назад +11

      @@mr.selfdestruct5845 it’s zoomed in

  • @WilfredoWolganG
    @WilfredoWolganG 4 года назад +2385

    New segment: "What the Hell is this?" when it's worse than "NOT GOOD"

    • @jirehjirehjirehjireh
      @jirehjirehjirehjireh 4 года назад +29

      WolfgangAmadeusfuk TheNostalgiaCritic should be on there

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 4 года назад +47

      0/10 = NOT GOOD < What The Hell Is This?

    • @steltzsm
      @steltzsm 4 года назад +54

      "No features, no swedish songwriters, no trap beats, 100% PURE UNCUT ROCK."

    • @xotwodj
      @xotwodj 4 года назад

      i agree

    • @Thickolas
      @Thickolas 4 года назад +7

      @@steltzsm Gotta give em credit, Green Day's marketing was brave enough to once and for all answer the burning question, "What the hell is this?"

  • @Circletime
    @Circletime 4 года назад +6452

    Billie Joe did say that he wanted to kill the term “pop punk”, but I didn’t think he meant by single-handedly killing the genre.

    • @error_4004
      @error_4004 4 года назад +55

      James lmaoo

    • @user-ob4yt6cf7b
      @user-ob4yt6cf7b 4 года назад +23

      Oh my

    • @melancholyentertainment
      @melancholyentertainment 4 года назад +89

      It's alright, everyone's starting to get nostalgic for the early 2000s now so I'm sure it'll make a big comeback any minute now.

    • @TheHumanIndependent
      @TheHumanIndependent 4 года назад +39

      @@melancholyentertainment a lot of local pop punk and emo bands popping up in my state so I'd say it's revamping. I'm in a band that plays a different genre, but time to time I ponder if it would be easier, then I remember I don't know how to play pop punk without it sounding generic. Lmao

    • @dylanfluker
      @dylanfluker 4 года назад +31

      I sure hope pop punk doesn't come back lmao

  • @elishelton3300
    @elishelton3300 3 года назад +242

    “Blasted over a shitty PA at a minor league baseball game.”
    *Graffitia added to the MLB The Show soundtrack*

    • @nl1638
      @nl1638 Год назад +8

      Either that’s an amazing coincidence or someone at SDS is a Fantano fan

  • @blardyhell3095
    @blardyhell3095 3 года назад +270

    If there’s one thing I absolutely hate it’s extremely polished punk rock

    • @2000Doriyas
      @2000Doriyas 3 года назад +54

      There’s arguably no elements of punk rock in this album, this is like (as mentioned in the review) a bizarre lifeless mix of early 2000’s “garage revival” aka Jet / The Vines with the most cliche sports arena pop bullshit played out somehow unironically while acting like it’s counter culture. Can’t even imagine a band with their game couldn’t see how far up their own ass they went.

    • @buhnana6117
      @buhnana6117 3 года назад +53

      This isn’t even punk, this is car commercial music

    • @corinnae.7877
      @corinnae.7877 Год назад

      I almost vomited hearing you call that punk rock. Pop punk is an abomination itself, like who thought it was a good idea.

    • @corinnae.7877
      @corinnae.7877 Год назад

      Also in no way do I criticise you yk, all good

  • @crazymonkeymw2
    @crazymonkeymw2 4 года назад +421

    I like listening to the Melon when he describes an album that he likes, but there is nothing more satisfying than listening to him just tear to shreds an album that he hates.

  • @bradbailey5481
    @bradbailey5481 4 года назад +504

    One day he’s gonna be so mad he’ll just review the album shirtless

    • @williams.5952
      @williams.5952 4 года назад +37

      With a series of angry grunts and fart noises instead of words.

    • @laurisaarinen1126
      @laurisaarinen1126 4 года назад +30

      He almost kinda did that already with Angelic 2 the core.

    • @Windows98.
      @Windows98. 4 года назад

      The blarf review was close

    • @LanceVanceDance84
      @LanceVanceDance84 4 года назад +1

      Tithony Canstano, internet's bosomest music boob.

    • @potassiumm_
      @potassiumm_ 4 года назад

      Youd like that wouldn't you

  • @ozmond
    @ozmond 3 года назад +446

    The world hasn’t been the same since this album came out...

    • @theseth455
      @theseth455 3 года назад +56

      BREAKING: Green Day album “Father of all...” identified as primary cause of COVID-19 Pandemic.

    • @zackzallie8735
      @zackzallie8735 2 года назад +11

      Billie Joe invented COVID-19

    • @da_silent_gen_guy
      @da_silent_gen_guy 11 месяцев назад

      World hasn't been the same since 2018

  • @plagueofangel8694
    @plagueofangel8694 Год назад +159

    This album made a lot more sense when I learned it was a contractual obligation to leave their label

    • @laniebugg
      @laniebugg Год назад +12

      Damn it does.
      I just hope that their new album 1972 is better than FOAMF 😖

    • @danbam3411
      @danbam3411 4 месяца назад

      It isn’t being that they’re still on Warner Brothers right now with their newest album. Not to mention the fact that they seem to actually enjoy performing these songs live.

  • @blyat6998
    @blyat6998 4 года назад +1149

    There's something more savage about getting a 0/10 than a 'Not Good'

    • @jordandenny6875
      @jordandenny6875 4 года назад +103

      I've heard he said a not good scores like up to a 3 or 4, but the album is so bland or despicable it doesn't deserve a real review, so a 0 is arguably more respectable

    • @MegaMouldyBanana
      @MegaMouldyBanana 4 года назад +61

      @@jordandenny6875 but also 0 is like NO redeeming qualities so it's kind of not as well

    • @2000Doriyas
      @2000Doriyas 4 года назад

      Basically

    • @wowno5763
      @wowno5763 4 года назад +6

      @@jordandenny6875 that makes no sense. A "Not Good" gets a higher score than a 0, but somehow getting a not good is worse? What?

    • @musyarofah1
      @musyarofah1 4 года назад +14

      Not Good: disappointing but not surprised
      0: holy shit WTF am I hearing

  • @riversduvall1176
    @riversduvall1176 4 года назад +1105

    >wake up
    >green day gets a 0
    It’s a special day
    a big day even

    • @stinksmcgee
      @stinksmcgee 4 года назад +28

      @Nort yeah the joke is even funnier when you explain it

    • @YourFriendToodles
      @YourFriendToodles 4 года назад

      Top kek

    • @drewp.weiner5708
      @drewp.weiner5708 4 года назад +7

      Review really hit me like a speeding bullet.
      To heaven

    • @verdictentertainmentco4389
      @verdictentertainmentco4389 4 года назад +10

      @Nort you just said top kek

    • @vz2428
      @vz2428 4 года назад

      @Nort I don't think he was mad at you for explaining the joke. I think that, meta-ironically, he meant it.

  • @cirava
    @cirava 4 года назад +171

    Nothing good has happened since this album came out. This album is the reason why 2020 is so bad.

  • @d0mi3000
    @d0mi3000 4 года назад +325

    tfw when the band who pretended to be green day has actual better green day songs than green day

    • @slackershrub8923
      @slackershrub8923 4 года назад +5

      Who?

    • @comradejellobiafra4638
      @comradejellobiafra4638 4 года назад +25

      @@slackershrub8923 A band called Panicland

    • @skator8423
      @skator8423 4 года назад +36

      @@comradejellobiafra4638 Its sad, panicland made a better green day album than green day.

    • @lnlonelyness6021
      @lnlonelyness6021 3 года назад +7

      @@skator8423 almost like Mario Judah making a better Playboi Carti record than Playboi Carti : ^)

    • @morganfreeman2102
      @morganfreeman2102 3 года назад +4

      LNLonelyness yeah except not

  • @genesisosuna
    @genesisosuna 4 года назад +1187

    Wow we barely started the decade and year and we already got a 0/10?
    DAMN.

    • @asvpfern
      @asvpfern 4 года назад +8

      melon is not playing this year

    • @Agent1245_
      @Agent1245_ 4 года назад +17

      DAMN is a trash ass album that deserves a 1/10 and.... now that I have your attention, RTJ4 is coming this spring.

    • @JVAKevin
      @JVAKevin 4 года назад +6

      @Sir Apolo run the jewels

    • @genesisosuna
      @genesisosuna 4 года назад +8

      @Sir Apolo run the jewels 4

    • @jsCP94
      @jsCP94 4 года назад +24

      No, DAMN. got a 7/10. Get your melon facts straight.

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 4 года назад +2022

    You know it's not good when he doesn't give himself a dumb nickname in the intro.

  • @Violette205
    @Violette205 3 года назад +1755

    I love how Green Day went from being some eccentric out of the box anti-establishment punk rock kids to basically the musical equivalent of gatekeeping.

    • @dingdongism
      @dingdongism 3 года назад +57

      I know that people come here to trade their super witty hot takes, but this observation doesn't even make sense. How is making a really bad album considered gatekeeping?

    • @Violette205
      @Violette205 3 года назад +331

      @@dingdongism i was high when i wrote this i have no idea what i meant

    • @officialromanhours
      @officialromanhours 3 года назад +69

      you may have been inspired by the "NO TRAP BEATS" ad at 1:15

    • @Funz2022
      @Funz2022 2 года назад +14

      Um, Green Day were never any of those things.

    • @user-vl8ws4wd7o
      @user-vl8ws4wd7o 2 года назад +9

      @@Funz2022 ummmmmmm

  • @jacksoneee6759
    @jacksoneee6759 4 года назад +612

    I don’t actually hate the album itself it’s just the fact it’s from Green Day that makes it hurt so much. I mean one of the greatest bands of the early 2000s turning into a bootleg Fall Out Boy.

    • @TheMusicfan189
      @TheMusicfan189 3 года назад +50

      My favourite band by far. Normally I would really get triggered by reviews like this but I can’t even be mad that people don’t like it. I hated the whole thing at first. The second half grew on me but that’s about it. Easily their worst album by a long distance, a small blemish in a fantastic career.

    • @lnlonelyness6021
      @lnlonelyness6021 3 года назад +66

      you know it's bad when u get called "a bootleg Fall Out Boy" at the most recent point of your career lol

    • @isetmfriendsofire
      @isetmfriendsofire 3 года назад +37

      I was hoping that there would only ever be one bootleg Fall Out Boy (that being present-day Fall Out Boy)

    • @jamiehovis7722
      @jamiehovis7722 Год назад +3

      they were an early 90s band. fall out boy is a bootleg fall out boy today. rolling stones, paul mccartney, and jimmy page made just as bad music after their first decade or two of making their career.

    • @turboshazed7370
      @turboshazed7370 Год назад

      Agreed. That's my issue with it.

  • @musicsucks5843
    @musicsucks5843 4 года назад +1263

    Wow melon, awfully brave of you to say "worst album of the decade" this early

    • @easybakec0ven
      @easybakec0ven 4 года назад +26

      Tyler Morales don’t give anyone new ideas….

    • @AllThingsEntertaining
      @AllThingsEntertaining 4 года назад +12

      If their trio record release isn't a sign that Green Day is finished, if Revolution Radio isn't a cry for help, this album surely is. Jesus.

    • @jackmills5071
      @jackmills5071 4 года назад +3

      @Tyler Morales I'll make one, just you wait...

    • @ronstoppable5659
      @ronstoppable5659 4 года назад +10

      It might not even top his worst list this year, we’ve got a sequel to Angelic 2 The Core this summer

    • @ya9thelatinogringo
      @ya9thelatinogringo 4 года назад +1

      Bring Back Kim Possible, Animated Obviously What? I need more info, where did you hear about this?

  • @blackfang04
    @blackfang04 4 года назад +928

    Uno = Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven
    Dos = The Big Day
    Tres = Father Of All...
    The 0 Trilogy!!!!

    • @cullenderoche1589
      @cullenderoche1589 4 года назад +137

      The Father of All Big Speeding Bullets

    • @BorisBidjanSaberi11
      @BorisBidjanSaberi11 4 года назад +27

      father son and the holy spirit

    • @airylantern
      @airylantern 4 года назад +5

      @@cullenderoche1589 why are you not getting barely any likes wtf

    • @UAPai
      @UAPai 4 года назад +2

      At this point they are not even bullets; it's a warhead.

    • @an_alienwashere
      @an_alienwashere 4 года назад

      CERO!

  • @calliope_x3
    @calliope_x3 2 года назад +147

    "i was a teenage teenager" is among my least favorite lines of all time. like yeah man. me too. what's next, were you an old senior citizen? an adult who's over the age of 18? stop the presses.

    • @Dylan-Frost
      @Dylan-Frost Год назад +21

      I was a very young child

    • @R-H-B
      @R-H-B Год назад +15

      I was born at a very young age

    • @castorrodentia2954
      @castorrodentia2954 Год назад +4

      LIFE~!
      You could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks I was different, but not like the others.

    • @user-wo5tc9ux7u
      @user-wo5tc9ux7u Год назад

      Nah it’s funny

    • @catseatheadrest
      @catseatheadrest Год назад

      its redundant. no pun intended.

  • @SlyJak2
    @SlyJak2 3 года назад +125

    Well everyone, the trilogy doesn't look so bad now, does it?

    • @nftking1
      @nftking1 2 года назад +4

      It is the forgotten set of evil triplets

    • @ippotsk
      @ippotsk 2 года назад +5

      at least the trilogy had some actual bangers on it. 🥲 X-Kid is still one of my favorite GD tracks.

  • @VicAcid77
    @VicAcid77 4 года назад +801

    A group called Panicland made a fake Green Day album that actually sounds better than the real Green Day album. Ladies and gentlemen, we are through the looking glass.

    • @ThebubbleySquirtle
      @ThebubbleySquirtle 4 года назад +15

      RJ it’s billy cob all over again

    • @milesdoyle7683
      @milesdoyle7683 4 года назад +8

      that shit is garbage too.

    • @philatio1744
      @philatio1744 4 года назад +28

      Miles Doyle but it’s better than this lmao

    • @arkguga
      @arkguga 4 года назад +1

      I think it would be rly nice if Antony reviewed it once it comes out but pretty sure it won't happen

    • @mikefjdoyle3225
      @mikefjdoyle3225 4 года назад +8

      They are like a Wal-Mart version of Green Day...
      I'm not complaining they had me thinking it was a new GREEN DAY album....clever...bastards...lol

  • @sulfergotjuice
    @sulfergotjuice 4 года назад +1526

    NO TRAP BEATS NO SWEDISH SONGWRITERS
    AND NO GOOD MUSIC

    • @steviewonder1663
      @steviewonder1663 4 года назад +58

      Don't forget no good cover art.

    • @ronstoppable5659
      @ronstoppable5659 4 года назад +7

      Just Balls

    • @Lovemaxman1234
      @Lovemaxman1234 4 года назад +10

      This album being a 0 is a win for Drain Gang all because that ad

    • @northern_limit
      @northern_limit 4 года назад

      Remove the "good" and you're more on the money

    • @captainmalice
      @captainmalice 4 года назад +1

      What’s with the Swedish songwriters?

  • @lukaskoninger3312
    @lukaskoninger3312 4 года назад +117

    loved early green day but you can already tell by the condescending "no trap beats" advertisement that they're just old men at this point

  • @colesbrand
    @colesbrand 3 года назад +42

    The worst part is that when Cudi and Chance earned their 0s there was an uproar of disgust, but Green Day did so poorly that it didn’t even earn our pity

  • @lancem3443
    @lancem3443 4 года назад +8030

    The album cover looks like a middle school emo kids’ binder

    • @pottingsoil
      @pottingsoil 4 года назад +205

      But so much worse

    • @yagmi6182
      @yagmi6182 4 года назад +148

      mix that with brony

    • @unit-0123
      @unit-0123 4 года назад +55

      As a middle schooler I can confirm

    • @joandrumz3176
      @joandrumz3176 4 года назад +8

      To me the songs are more insulting than the cover

    • @fisheatsteel
      @fisheatsteel 4 года назад +16

      Hahahaha. They've like become Boomers trying to target dumbass hot topic kids.

  • @Shwarmageddon
    @Shwarmageddon 4 года назад +768

    Anthony you left your Yugioh cards at soccer practice. Do you want me to bring them to school tomorrow?

    • @splatterman5651
      @splatterman5651 4 года назад +5

      What?

    • @chriszamu7024
      @chriszamu7024 4 года назад +16

      I would like to record this meeting, hopefully a duel breaks out and i can turn it into a shitty AMV
      With greenday in the background

    • @philatio1744
      @philatio1744 4 года назад +6

      can i have them

    • @UnCreativeDeconstructionism
      @UnCreativeDeconstructionism 4 года назад

      can i have his Winged Dragon of Ra card?

  • @EFECINCOF5
    @EFECINCOF5 3 года назад +179

    This album brought COVID to earth

  • @dylanparry8364
    @dylanparry8364 3 года назад +338

    I've been hearing people say that apparently this album being this bad was intentional since the band were fighting with the studio for a while and this is meant a big "fuck you" to the label with the title and terrible album artwork. But if that's the case then....why do this? I get the idea if this is the case but it just means the audience is going down with the label and the joke is on everyone. I don't think alienating most of your audience and just making rock music's image worse when it has needed a second wind for years was not the way to do it.
    And if this isn't the case and they're actually trying...oh dear god...

    • @Gothstana
      @Gothstana 3 года назад +40

      From what I understand with the label in-fighting, Green Day were contracted to come out with a certain number of albums with them, so GD apparently decided to rush this out as it was the final album under the contract. Apparently.
      If that's true, then GD should come out with their best material since 21st Century Breakdown buuuut who knows.

    • @christophpetersart3803
      @christophpetersart3803 3 года назад +8

      Just face it dude. No fucking excuses . This whole "album" is trash. They are not kids anymore to yelling at the studio . We all know that green day is not green day anymore. Its just that , is all trash

    • @camerondodge2070
      @camerondodge2070 3 года назад +1

      @@christophpetersart3803 Is it though? Is it trash?

    • @spookygal777
      @spookygal777 2 года назад +11

      @@camerondodge2070 yeah

    • @randomgirl2173
      @randomgirl2173 2 года назад

      Yeah I have heard this too. But also they haven't played any of the new songs on what's gotta be the hella expensive Hella Mega Tour with Fall Out Bog and Weezer on the Warner budget.

  • @KiloEditZz
    @KiloEditZz 4 года назад +1856

    The “clap” noises instead of a snare noises, was by far..THE WORST decision

    • @thebritishguys6304
      @thebritishguys6304 4 года назад +66

      Ty Sell or the vocal distortion

    • @albums8825
      @albums8825 4 года назад +67

      I'm sure without those claps the album score would've gone up for at least two points.

    • @ambskater97
      @ambskater97 4 года назад +138

      the virgin St. Anger Loose Snare vs the Chad Father Of All... Claps

    • @danbam3411
      @danbam3411 4 года назад +40

      Notice how Billie Joe's had been overly relying on vocal effects for his singing as well. He's been using it as far back as even American Idiot but now to an excess...makes you wonder if he can even sing fluidly at this point.

    • @bellabliss1860
      @bellabliss1860 4 года назад +37

      @@danbam3411 billie's vocal range has never been better. he just has no idea how to use it effectively anymore.

  • @DareenBeat
    @DareenBeat 4 года назад +726

    he *STRUGGLED* while saying "forever" at the end, he really didn't want to say it.

    • @PalaceDude
      @PalaceDude 4 года назад +22

      This album really makes him wanna quit. Sheesh!

  • @earls4452
    @earls4452 4 года назад +85

    but anthony
    NO TRAP BEATS

    • @wawawiwa___
      @wawawiwa___ 4 года назад +4

      But Anthony
      NO SWEDISH SONGWRITERS

    • @cdvideodump
      @cdvideodump 3 года назад +3

      But Anthony
      NO FEATURES

  • @lizardjesus
    @lizardjesus 3 года назад +32

    The best way to describe this album. Imagine if Radiohead in 2000, instead of putting out Kid A, released a rap metal album.

  • @HendersonHinchfinch
    @HendersonHinchfinch 4 года назад +3270

    That is 100% the ugliest album cover of the year so far.

    • @orgasmatron4296
      @orgasmatron4296 4 года назад +15

      Which is fine since people dont care about album work anymore

    • @orgasmatron4296
      @orgasmatron4296 4 года назад +7

      @A Friend go ask someone under 20 what their favorite album art is

    • @justin2597
      @justin2597 4 года назад +103

      Orgasmatron 93 I’m 19 and mine is “Gateway to the Antisphere” by Suphur Aeon

    • @dopebeans9923
      @dopebeans9923 4 года назад +3

      Music To Be Murdered by*

    • @orgasmatron4296
      @orgasmatron4296 4 года назад +2

      @@paulivartiainen I'm younger than you

  • @pt1107
    @pt1107 4 года назад +2058

    Really weird trying to hear middle of aged people singing about teen love and hating school....

    • @chickenhouse2831
      @chickenhouse2831 4 года назад +118

      @s t a r That's how I felt years ago when A Day To Remember released the music video for "All Signs Point to Lauderdale". Like they're grown men with beards but they're getting bullied in high school. It was just odd lmao

    • @pt1107
      @pt1107 4 года назад +34

      @s t a r It's one thing when it's trying to make a statement about the trashy American school system, another when they talk about themselves without trying to play a character or put any nuance or spin on it like they did with Jesus of Suburbia

    • @purrpocalypse
      @purrpocalypse 4 года назад +47

      I mean, I kind of get it. I'm in my mid 30's and most of my most relevant (and typically darkest) memories are hung up in high school. Lots of things I never got over, lots of things I may never forget or get past. If I was a musician I would definitely be writing about those topics. Everything after that period is just kind of emotionally dead and hollow since my soul was destroyed in that small time frame. I'm completely stuck there.
      The weird thing about pop punk bands like this is that they're actually scaring off younger audiences. These songs are clearly for other middle aged people that never moved past it.

    • @pt1107
      @pt1107 4 года назад +7

      @s t a r I've heard the same, but they should still want to please fans and make money. They marketed it as a serious thing, so I'm taking it seriously.

    • @wilmabaird1299
      @wilmabaird1299 4 года назад +24

      See this where a band like Radiohead evolved and still connect. They're not doing the bends 2 or god forbid Creep pt2

  • @daltonminnema960
    @daltonminnema960 3 года назад +160

    Man remember when this was the worst thing in 2020 man different time

    • @JoseRS1186
      @JoseRS1186 3 года назад +18

      Oh my God... It feels like this review was years ago.

    • @chrilborn4138
      @chrilborn4138 3 года назад

      @@JoseRS1186 it really does! I keep thinking it came out in 2019

  • @davislebsack883
    @davislebsack883 4 года назад +128

    This album has a higher score on pitchfork than The New Abnormal
    I’m not Mozart, but what the actual fuck

    • @blueboy3492
      @blueboy3492 3 года назад +4

      Pitchfork gave the fragile a 2.0 btw

    • @kramersilver8331
      @kramersilver8331 2 года назад +2

      The Strokes have always been bad though

    • @carlosotavi0
      @carlosotavi0 2 года назад +33

      @@kramersilver8331 Trash opinion

    • @kramersilver8331
      @kramersilver8331 2 года назад +2

      @@carlosotavi0 I'm serious. They're debut album was derivate and annoying in more ways than I can count

    • @cynicalip
      @cynicalip 2 года назад +7

      Well Pitchfork gave The Big Day a 6.9 while Donda has a lower score of CLB. Enough said

  • @KantFromEC
    @KantFromEC 4 года назад +1413

    If you re-titled this album 'Riverdale extended OST' I genuinely would not be able to tell the difference.

    • @freeziez
      @freeziez 4 года назад +31

      how did i miss this comment

    • @tite93
      @tite93 3 года назад +14

      Riverdale is like cringe maxed out

    • @wizard1370
      @wizard1370 3 года назад +2

      😂

  • @dormrooms
    @dormrooms 4 года назад +604

    Fantano: gives Green Day album a zero
    *ARTV HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

    • @AlbanianGoose
      @AlbanianGoose 4 года назад +59

      Idk why he didnt give it a zero, im a green day fan and even i think its trash unlistenable garbage

    • @akillen77
      @akillen77 4 года назад +2

      At this point ARTV is a more legitimate review than Fantwan

    • @dormrooms
      @dormrooms 4 года назад +62

      Andrew Killen it’s ok to be wrong sometimes

    • @AlbanianGoose
      @AlbanianGoose 4 года назад +2

      @@dormrooms lol

    • @philatio1744
      @philatio1744 4 года назад +1

      Dorm Rooms as long as you acknowledge it, that is.

  • @elliesafarii
    @elliesafarii 3 года назад +106

    somehow, a "strong 0" sounds way worse than a "light 0".

  • @wyatthimstead2238
    @wyatthimstead2238 4 года назад +48

    Literally 5 of the songs on this album have the same exact clapping pattern in them. I genuinely think this has to be a joke.

  • @greensamurai9102
    @greensamurai9102 4 года назад +1491

    Did Melon just casually drop a 0 on us? Why is this not being talked about more?

    • @bobcho105
      @bobcho105 4 года назад +223

      Because nobody cares about Green Day

    • @kingcharlie4
      @kingcharlie4 4 года назад +9

      @@bobcho105 And rock in general

    • @spamsingles5948
      @spamsingles5948 4 года назад +192

      @@kingcharlie4 Not true at all, but ok

    • @kingcharlie4
      @kingcharlie4 4 года назад +23

      @@spamsingles5948 I do, but the majority of the music masses, especially younger audiences don't

    • @littlebilly6946
      @littlebilly6946 4 года назад +28

      Jimmy Ward you’re right I literally clicked this video just to comment a suggestion for a different album

  • @Simbetam
    @Simbetam 4 года назад +565

    John Lennon once said something along the lines, "We dont want to be still singing she loves you when we are forty". I think that applies here

    • @waycnf7229
      @waycnf7229 4 года назад +206

      He didn't have to worry about being older than 40...

    • @smallpablo9204
      @smallpablo9204 4 года назад +70

      @@waycnf7229 bruh

    • @CertifiedFresh7
      @CertifiedFresh7 4 года назад +8

      WAYCNF 💀

    • @Thicc_Cheese_Dip
      @Thicc_Cheese_Dip 4 года назад +4

      @@waycnf7229 he'll be dead for 40 years this year, so I guess that applies.

    • @Avatarplushworld
      @Avatarplushworld 4 года назад +7

      SIMBETAM ! I think it was Mick Jagger who said that about Satisfaction actually

  • @timg2727
    @timg2727 4 года назад +47

    I tried to listen to this thing when it came out, and I think I made it about 3 songs in before audibly saying "I hate this" and turning it off. The Green Day that produced Dookie and Nimrod is dead.

    • @timg2727
      @timg2727 4 года назад +8

      @ECCO I can blame them for making shitty, unlistenable music though.

    • @bigboineptune9567
      @bigboineptune9567 4 года назад +11

      @ECCO The 90s may have died, but Green Day didn't have to with it. Radiohead has continued to release music to this day and has never had a bad album. Then again, they don't sing about school and teenage love when they're middle aged, so that probably plays a part.

    • @maxsoto6015
      @maxsoto6015 4 года назад

      Big Boi Neptune
      Radio head has not had a bad album
      The bends: hello there

    • @timg2727
      @timg2727 4 года назад +10

      @@maxsoto6015 The Bends is a phenomenal album.

    • @danbam3411
      @danbam3411 3 года назад +2

      Max Soto no way bruh The Bends was also brilliant

  • @possum8220
    @possum8220 3 года назад +33

    as someone who grew up with Green Day the fact that this album exist brings me such pain

  • @XD123771
    @XD123771 4 года назад +1641

    Cudi, Chance, Green Day
    The 3 horsemen of the apocalypse

    • @A11ucard
      @A11ucard 4 года назад +155

      @Geralt Of Rivia Nav

    • @cadetri9716
      @cadetri9716 4 года назад +5

      Don't miss Weezer

    • @MokesnJokes
      @MokesnJokes 4 года назад +20

      Cudi will rise again tho

    • @brylerivera402
      @brylerivera402 4 года назад

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @imDezrt
      @imDezrt 4 года назад +92

      Cudi was redeemed with KSG, delete this

  • @SIWeezy
    @SIWeezy 4 года назад +962

    Melon you can’t just sing Yummy for 7 minutes and call this a Green day review

    • @faro8784
      @faro8784 4 года назад +4

      SI Weezy smh my head

    • @deadchannel3393
      @deadchannel3393 4 года назад +15

      BUT THERES SUPPOSED TO BE NO TRAP BEATS

    • @HeyImDiO
      @HeyImDiO 4 года назад +5

      This is why I live for Melon's comment sections

  • @deanc5871
    @deanc5871 4 года назад +70

    100 PERCENT PURE UNCUT ROCK
    *isn’t even 30 minutes*

    • @camerondodge2070
      @camerondodge2070 3 года назад +1

      To be fair, early rock n roll albums were pretty short.

    • @Dylan-Frost
      @Dylan-Frost Год назад +3

      @@camerondodge2070 it took The Beatles six albums before they made one over 35 minutes

  • @JonahUniverse
    @JonahUniverse 4 года назад +73

    I have a friend who typically feels positively about any new music, AND he's a huge Green Day fan. If even HE doesnt like this album at all, then you know something is wrong lol

  • @gabef3842
    @gabef3842 4 года назад +2211

    “I didn’t want that direction to be off a cliff” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kushgriffo8221
      @kushgriffo8221 4 года назад +12

      Gabe F legendary line

    • @_seth_7245
      @_seth_7245 4 года назад +1

      WoW so fuNny in liTerALly dyInG I thRouGh my phOne I'm cryINg. Wow wow. CoMeDy gold.

    • @clsagst
      @clsagst 4 года назад +1

      savage

    • @gabef3842
      @gabef3842 4 года назад +15

      Seth Langerud bro your so edgy thanks bro we all asked for your opinion

    • @agaetisbyrjun
      @agaetisbyrjun 4 года назад +21

      @@_seth_7245 shut the fuck up seth

  • @tommick2579
    @tommick2579 4 года назад +380

    Don’t let the red flannel deceive you, he gives this album his first 11/10

  • @steve_bal4
    @steve_bal4 3 года назад +39

    Green Day as if written and produced by Avril Lavigne.
    Jokes aside, this is probably the most disappointing release of a band of this generation. If you imagine the worst release of any and every pop/rock band in history this is, by far, worse than all of those put together.

    • @Dylan-Frost
      @Dylan-Frost 2 года назад +1

      What about Maroon 5

    • @captainayaaya28
      @captainayaaya28 2 года назад +2

      I hate Avril but this is way worse then anything she ever done

    • @ippotsk
      @ippotsk 2 года назад

      More than One More Light? I think both releases were/are extremely polarizing haha, although I'm pretty indifferent towards both as well.

  • @vixsteriaz
    @vixsteriaz 4 года назад +32

    junkies on a high sounds like 11 year old me trying to play boulevard of broken dreams on my new guitar that i had yet to figure out how to plug in

  • @randomindianmusicfan2249
    @randomindianmusicfan2249 4 года назад +534

    Damn I didn’t think you’d give a 0 this early into the year.

    • @InkAndPoet
      @InkAndPoet 4 года назад +20

      @Tim Jacuzzi he can't give it any lower. And NOT GOOD's are for different circumstances.

    • @maxinator317
      @maxinator317 4 года назад +4

      Also into the decade

    • @steviewonder1663
      @steviewonder1663 4 года назад +3

      Petition to rename this album Father of Balls

    • @naquaman2034
      @naquaman2034 4 года назад +7

      First 0 of the decade - 40 days in.
      Let's go, boys.

    • @daydreamcon6343
      @daydreamcon6343 4 года назад

      I didn’t think he’d give a 0 this early in the DECADE

  • @aoliravioli
    @aoliravioli 4 года назад +2224

    my gym just played this and i cancelled my membership and left

  • @kidleprechaun1018
    @kidleprechaun1018 4 года назад +31

    I refuse to believe that Father of All is a legitimate record because every time I remember that it is supposedly an actual Green Day album it makes me physically sad
    26 minutes? Really? It’s basically an ep

    • @smkattoula45
      @smkattoula45 9 месяцев назад

      Listen, I’ve been around since nineteen ninety fucking four, and you’re telling me you’re only going to give me 26
      Minutes? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. This is a fucking joke.

  • @artsyblkkid
    @artsyblkkid 4 года назад +37

    the only song that was remotely close to green day’s original sound is “sugar youth”

  • @chrismcmeekin9943
    @chrismcmeekin9943 4 года назад +563

    I was really hoping he would say "Anthony Fantano, Green Day... Never Again."

    • @97EDUB
      @97EDUB 4 года назад +14

      Melon should of said “Anthony Fantano, Cal Is Back.... Forever.”

    • @julioarcaiko
      @julioarcaiko 4 года назад

      He was about to

    • @abcrx32j
      @abcrx32j 4 года назад

      He looked tempted to do it

  • @yungcade4480
    @yungcade4480 4 года назад +528

    Now with this been the third 0/10 melon has given now we can get the ultimate album:
    Kid Day The Rapper: The Big Father of All Heaven's

    • @GamingOS
      @GamingOS 4 года назад +19

      Now we need to combine all the zero's and tens to make the perfect 5/10 album

    • @GamingOS
      @GamingOS 4 года назад +25

      To Pimp a "You won't get the big day 2 see kind ghosts store"... Motherfuckers

    • @wiloe5050
      @wiloe5050 4 года назад +8

      Kid Green the Rapper - The Father 2 All Heaven’s

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac 4 года назад

      Green Cudi The Rapper: The Big Speedin' Motherfuckers

    • @arturtomczak636
      @arturtomczak636 4 года назад

      Lil KiD Day The Rapper - I'm The Big Gay Father of All Heavens

  • @shodai2054
    @shodai2054 2 года назад +25

    Saw them on the hella mega tour in August ‘21, they didn’t play a single FOAMF song :D

    • @theseth455
      @theseth455 2 года назад +3

      I think they knew how divided the fans were on it in general. Same reason why Fall Out Boy dropped the obviously bad songs from Mania on the HM tour (thankfully I liked the one song they did play from that record).

    • @JADBeats
      @JADBeats 2 года назад +4

      I saw them in Philadelphia on the hella mega tour and they only played their good songs. Thank god.

    • @theseth455
      @theseth455 2 года назад +1

      @@JADBeats the only song any Hella Mega Band played that I wasn’t quite as into as all the others was Weezer’s “Feels like summer”. I’m not huge on post-reunion Fall Out Boy’s hits either, but they sound much better in a live setting (and like I said I’m glad they dropped the terrible mania singles). Favorite concert experience yet!

    • @JADBeats
      @JADBeats 2 года назад +1

      @@theseth455 Yeah, I was surprised at how good a voice the lead singer of Fall Out Boy had, I don’t listen to them that much. Great concert overall.

    • @Dylan-Frost
      @Dylan-Frost Год назад

      For good reason

  • @KingoftheHillTV
    @KingoftheHillTV 2 года назад +21

    FOAMF is definitely one of the albums of all time

  • @ethangingerich2773
    @ethangingerich2773 4 года назад +1419

    *100% pure uncut rock*
    Damn sounds just like my coke dealer

    • @sunnyd8580
      @sunnyd8580 4 года назад +31

      is that a fucking cat eating spaghetti?

    • @matttattack
      @matttattack 4 года назад +17

      Apparently “uncut” means excessively processed, compressed, and sampled

    • @QuintessentialQs
      @QuintessentialQs 4 года назад +6

      That's deliberate. If you didn't notice there are lines of coke and a rolled up dollar bill on the advertisement.

    • @ethangingerich2773
      @ethangingerich2773 4 года назад +2

      @kevin willems yeah he has a Soundcloud actually

    • @juanluisgalvezghiggo6618
      @juanluisgalvezghiggo6618 4 года назад +11

      more like pure uncut cock

  • @wwombat4891
    @wwombat4891 4 года назад +2150

    They've made actual dookie.

    • @bigmantj2408
      @bigmantj2408 4 года назад +87

      We should have seen the Warning signs

    • @RealMartyBigz
      @RealMartyBigz 4 года назад +82

      They’ve broke down in the 21st century.

    • @harleylarge8604
      @harleylarge8604 4 года назад +31

      It’s come full circle

    • @leonsalgeuro
      @leonsalgeuro 4 года назад +58

      you guys are such Nimrods

    • @ayyyimtypinghere2679
      @ayyyimtypinghere2679 4 года назад +35

      They smoothed out some of their sound, but they couldn't even go the full slappy hour.

  • @paolowav42069
    @paolowav42069 4 года назад +39

    first it was fall out boy,
    then blink 182,
    now green day?!
    wtf happened to these rock bands

    • @expiredmilk1431
      @expiredmilk1431 4 года назад +14

      Dont want mcr to end up like this...

    • @newon2014
      @newon2014 3 года назад +6

      Okay but at least Blink made a better album than this 😂

    • @paolowav42069
      @paolowav42069 3 года назад +4

      @@newon2014 their collab with lil wayne was fucking shitty. BLbut california was pretty decent

    • @brendanb2982
      @brendanb2982 3 года назад +6

      @@expiredmilk1431 They got out of the scene at the right time.
      Also, dont forget PATD.

    • @matiaslarenas5901
      @matiaslarenas5901 3 года назад

      "rock" bands

  • @danarseptiyanto4066
    @danarseptiyanto4066 3 года назад +30

    With this album title, this cover art, the length of the songs, and how many track in it, Im almost sure that green day is just trolling with this album

    • @randomgirl2173
      @randomgirl2173 2 года назад +3

      I mean the Network released a 25 track album the same year so they were kinda busy with that (..or I mean not.. they aren't the same). Supposedly is was an f-you to Warner coz they were contracted for so many albums so this is the final one at the minimum length required for an album. They haven't played any of these tracks on the hella mega tour.

  • @Karthik_Tiruv99
    @Karthik_Tiruv99 4 года назад +427

    Cudi, Chance, Kanye, and Green Day are gonna team up for
    “Kids, Husbands, and Brotherfrienders See Ghosts”
    And get a 10

    • @tuomaslouhisalo286
      @tuomaslouhisalo286 4 года назад +19

      Kanye has never gotten a 0

    • @redwarrior118
      @redwarrior118 4 года назад +55

      Kanye will be the one to lead them to a 10

    • @erboch7124
      @erboch7124 4 года назад +22

      @@tuomaslouhisalo286 The MBDTF 6 might as well have been a 0

    • @TeaDrinker3000
      @TeaDrinker3000 4 года назад +15

      "The Big Speeding Father To The Core"

    • @andmoreagain5323
      @andmoreagain5323 4 года назад +2

      dont include kanye in this discussion

  • @TheRapAgenda
    @TheRapAgenda 4 года назад +780

    damn... the third 0 in your career...
    chance and cudi have some company now...
    end of an era...
    subscribed.

  • @prxducerhxktxk
    @prxducerhxktxk 3 года назад +15

    They went from trying to rebel against America to pandering to American stadiums

  • @whataattsfdg
    @whataattsfdg 4 года назад +69

    Honestly, Swedish songwriters and trap beats would have been way better