Film Theory: Did Sonic WASTE Our Time? (Sonic Movie 2020)

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
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    When I was watching the new Sonic movie I had to ask myself, "MatPat, why is Sonic on a road trip?" We all know that Sonic's big thing is running. He can move way faster than a car, which makes the choice of making his big theatrical release a road trip movie SUPER weird. Theorist, today I am peeling back the layers of this "plot hole" to figure out if it was a MISTAKE or, perhaps, proof that it really is about the friends you make along the way.
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Комментарии • 34 тыс.

  • @HittingBandy
    @HittingBandy 4 года назад +891

    Jim Carrey: watches Game Theory
    Also him in the Sonic movie:
    I'm gonna do what's called a gamer move, a pro gamer move

  • @justallwrong5401
    @justallwrong5401 4 года назад +442

    meanwhile in a CIA building*
    CIA agent: "Why is someone adding up the mileage of roadways around the world?"

    • @MegaBradster1
      @MegaBradster1 4 года назад +23

      JustAllWrong Hope they don’t realize we just threw random numbers for half the countries

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT 4 года назад +10

      He should have used the NSA who had actual real data of all information accessible.

    • @nopity3057
      @nopity3057 4 года назад +4

      Why I would do the adding up of mileages of roadways across the world: It helps pass the time.

    • @nlechoppa3687
      @nlechoppa3687 4 года назад +2

      JustAllWrong ruclips.net/video/VoIo83ubnV4/видео.html

  • @D3600-i6n
    @D3600-i6n 4 года назад +2952

    I feel like Sonic just stayed with Donutlord because at heart, he’s a kid. He doesn’t want to be alone. And really, he doesn’t want to leave Earth. So he’s purposefully dragging his feet on leaving and spending as much time as possible trying to stay here. And he stays in the car with him because this is person he feels closest with, even at the beginning of the movie, this is his dad in his mind.

    • @mopnem
      @mopnem 4 года назад +136

      This is how I took it...only way for it to make sense

    • @littlediamond4552
      @littlediamond4552 4 года назад +108

      You have brought me back to why I love thulis movie. Its a story about sonic's character, his growth, and finding his place in the world.

    • @willwatzke8860
      @willwatzke8860 4 года назад +15

      I must have Alzheimer’s because I don’t remember asking

    • @stateofhibernation
      @stateofhibernation 4 года назад +63

      Thank you! I don't see why so many people don't get that? He's been alone for so long and loves earth, he wanted to spend time and travel with the donut lord.

    • @DirectorsChoice
      @DirectorsChoice 4 года назад +37

      He doesn't want to go, he needs a family like Dory from Find Nemo..."Just keep running, just keep running..."

  • @deianeirawalker4628
    @deianeirawalker4628 Год назад +86

    I appreciate how MatPat calculated Sonic’s run to the Pacific Ocean and back, but it looks like there are some mountains there too, so I think he would have to calculate the height of the mountains that Sonic would have run up and back down again as well

  • @partyjams
    @partyjams 4 года назад +983

    Sonic: wants to spend time with someone he cares about before having to leave his home forever
    MattPat: Yet another video game character being a manipulative monster

  • @ArloLinn
    @ArloLinn 4 года назад +8615

    Film theory: Sonic didn’t want to run for a day straight in case he injured his knee, he’s being a bit more cautious after seeing your last video

    • @Alex26108
      @Alex26108 4 года назад +74

      Spooky Filmz Ent. WTF???

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 4 года назад +109

      @@YoungAlienBoy
      Everybody spam report them, they are view baiting with bots, people are talking about it in the linked video if you don't believe me.

    • @purplefirekitty1
      @purplefirekitty1 4 года назад +23

      I love this

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 4 года назад +26

      @@Logan-fb7sy
      Yes, and I have seen identical comments within threads of this comment section repeatedly.
      Theoretically they could have done it by hand, but the sheer volume of dislikes is not likely due to human effort alone.

    • @Logan-fb7sy
      @Logan-fb7sy 4 года назад +3

      bruh

  • @zer0378
    @zer0378 4 года назад +244

    Movie:
    Does a scene to have more character develoment
    Mat:
    *YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT*

    • @snowybreeze9529
      @snowybreeze9529 4 года назад +2

      Eljo Kuka I remember watching sonic x and sonic says to travel the whole world it will take a day but this video that gives an accurate answer than the show did

    • @navystoneswampattackcrocod6539
      @navystoneswampattackcrocod6539 4 года назад +1

      @@snowybreeze9529 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @turtle1658
    @turtle1658 Год назад +21

    Youv'e gotta still consider in the movieverse he is still a kid, he feels a need for a parental figure like tom (donut lord) He also does not want to leave earth so he clings to the last times he has there, and for once does not gotta go fast

  • @lolziz
    @lolziz 4 года назад +441

    15:54
    "That manipulative little hedgehog, Seems like speed isn't his ONLY super ability" Should be one of the villan's lines for the sequel.

    • @technical_difficulties.mp4
      @technical_difficulties.mp4 4 года назад +10

      ( like lolziz comment if you agree )We need this to be a thing in the movie sequel.

    • @temmie9391
      @temmie9391 4 года назад +4

      Introducing line to the antagonist, sanic.

    • @Zt-jpeg
      @Zt-jpeg 4 года назад +1

      Honestly I laughed
      And it does

    • @rei1sba315
      @rei1sba315 4 года назад

      lolziz sadly there wont be a sequel due to the studio basically bankrupting

    • @soip6710
      @soip6710 4 года назад +1

      @@rei1sba315 Sony? Sony isn't that far gone yet. At least I hope not, my girlfriend works under them :/

  • @JimboAverage
    @JimboAverage 4 года назад +1674

    Paramount:
    “Write that down.”
    *”Write that down!!”*

    • @mobbcentral4675
      @mobbcentral4675 4 года назад +23

      Dipper: oh my gosh mable do you see this

    • @ogfazcoin
      @ogfazcoin 4 года назад +5

      Mobb Central HA

    • @DirectorsChoice
      @DirectorsChoice 4 года назад +9

      "Write that down!!!"

    • @dr.stoner7341
      @dr.stoner7341 4 года назад +4

      hey at least they're listening(supposedly).

    • @patom8327
      @patom8327 4 года назад +2

      @Spooky Filmz Ent. That’s just bad writing right there

  • @cringeyyygaming1262
    @cringeyyygaming1262 4 года назад +337

    Dude when sonic was taking a “road trip” his legs were considered “feelin like spaghetti”

    • @mattdocken4551
      @mattdocken4551 4 года назад +3

      Yes, and after that he ran out to see the rubber band ball.

    • @theycallmerainy2010
      @theycallmerainy2010 4 года назад +3

      jebblottin92 it was poorly acted out dialogue. The exact same words could do as long as the actor sounded a bit fearful.

    • @naha6161
      @naha6161 4 года назад +1

      Yes, but in one of the shown clips, he ran to the Atlantic ocean, before he had started the trip. This proves that his legs were completely healed at the point in which he is expected to have left.

    • @theycallmerainy2010
      @theycallmerainy2010 4 года назад

      jebblottin92 very true

    • @Robbie.D.Rancid
      @Robbie.D.Rancid 4 года назад

      Gaming for Gaming because the tranquilizer gun numbed his legs

  • @vickywickyofficial
    @vickywickyofficial Месяц назад +5

    Sonic: *DODGES OVER 100 MISSLES*
    Also Sonic: *CAN'T DODGE A SINGLE TRANQULIZER DART*

    • @ArcaneSequence
      @ArcaneSequence 9 дней назад

      He was startled and probably froze up

  • @MelodicQuest
    @MelodicQuest 4 года назад +5015

    Here's a good question: Is the sequel gonna be "Sonic 2" or "Sonic & Tails"

  • @SteveMutt
    @SteveMutt 4 года назад +354

    Alternative Theory: Sonic wanted a road trip. The fish on his head would have dropped off if he hadn’t kept it there or put it there so, quite plausible

    • @AJsMillions
      @AJsMillions 4 года назад +11

      From our puny view of physics, this is accurate to a degree.

    • @lettu6199
      @lettu6199 4 года назад +2

      It may have stayed their. With the speed he was going his head could’ve kept it up their

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine 4 года назад

      There are plenty of things that I can do myself and I decide not to because I don't feel like it, so yeah.

    • @mishabfox7589
      @mishabfox7589 4 года назад +2

      Sonic has Quills like a porcupine the Fish was impaled like velcro and was unable to fall off on its own

    • @nekodragneel2260
      @nekodragneel2260 4 года назад

      thank you for this comment I honestly just think that sonic wanted to go on a road trip with someone he liked so he can be part of a family considering his personality and how lonely he was

  • @gaxna007yt9
    @gaxna007yt9 Год назад +2

    i know i’m 3 years late, but if sonic decided to just blindly run, he would probably stop at every single attraction he comes across

  • @707tinman707
    @707tinman707 4 года назад +1523

    *Counter Theory:*
    What if Sonic knows he could get to San Francisco really fast but chose not to because he didnt want to be lonely anymore, hence traveling with Tom.

    • @milkymurderer907
      @milkymurderer907 4 года назад +63

      Zanarkand this is true though( your counter theory)

    • @Mechan1calMag1c1an
      @Mechan1calMag1c1an 4 года назад +115

      This is what I believe to be true, though Matpat's theory isn't incorrect in my opinion. I think it comes down to the fact that in this movie, Sonic is much more of a kid and as such might have simply not been confident enough to explore such a distant place on his own.
      Montana is his home, and he hasn't really left it from what we're shown. So going to some unknown place far away would not only be scary, but he would also have to find a way back home (if we're assuming he's using his rings only in emergencies and doesn't use the rings to get back to Montana).
      While he probably knows that he's faster than Tom's truck, he sees this as an opportunity to fill the empty place in his heart. He's basically getting the father he never had AND that father is making sure that he gets to San Fran and back safely.
      Thank you for listening to my insane ramblings.

    • @samfleming4527
      @samfleming4527 4 года назад +30

      Y’all it’s a good theory but not as good as this endless pasta bowl from Olive Garden

    • @Plague_and_class
      @Plague_and_class 4 года назад +5

      That is the best counter theory ever

    • @Raccoooooooooon
      @Raccoooooooooon 4 года назад +4

      Also didnt sonic get tranquilized

  • @SteamPunkLinken7
    @SteamPunkLinken7 4 года назад +4318

    Sonic: Im the fastest in the world!
    Camera Man: Don’t make me laugh.

  • @CrYngeMania
    @CrYngeMania 4 года назад +223

    Me, a human living in Deer Lodge: Oh, hey! Look at-
    The prison isn't that bad, dude..

    • @Modernwoman-cy6dc
      @Modernwoman-cy6dc 4 года назад +5

      Are you really

    • @CinematicInsanity
      @CinematicInsanity 4 года назад +2

      Hey fellow Montanan!!! Still find it hilarious that Sonic is a Montanan movie.

    • @alphabriarwolf721
      @alphabriarwolf721 4 года назад

      Well you aren't wrong cause I visited Deer Lodge once and it was cool to see

    • @magnifichades9710
      @magnifichades9710 4 года назад

      FELLOW MONTANANS UNITE

  • @ladygrim7658
    @ladygrim7658 Год назад +15

    As I stated before I will again. You and your crew will always be number 1 in the movie business. No matter what people say about your theorist, you have always proved that the movie and television biz pay attention to what y'all produce. So keep up the great work you all. I'm on a personal mission to see all videos on all 4 of your channels by the end of the year.

  • @pie6029
    @pie6029 4 года назад +163

    When Robotnik just used Sonic's power for his own machines I just thought: "So it's the same type of stand as Star Platinum"

    • @Hunter-lj4mg
      @Hunter-lj4mg 4 года назад +6

      9 seconds have passed

    • @enginegaming2848
      @enginegaming2848 4 года назад +6

      Is Sonic a Jojo reference?????

    • @tibiafibiafie
      @tibiafibiafie 4 года назад +9

      When Sonic stopped time I was thinking “4 seconds have passed”

    • @ekaj-fj3gk
      @ekaj-fj3gk 4 года назад +1

      I still wonder how there are JoJo fans in each and every comment section on RUclips

    • @jamkithotlinemiami901
      @jamkithotlinemiami901 4 года назад +1

      Yare yare daze

  • @mixedmercury
    @mixedmercury 4 года назад +295

    If Tom just added in "and go south when you get to the coast" then the entire movie would've been over. The entire plot only happens because he's horrible at giving directions.

  • @danielcurtis8895
    @danielcurtis8895 4 года назад +131

    Sonic 'could' have found his rings on his own but:
    1. Everyone tends to think and do irrational things when they are scared. This is probably magnified because Sonic has no one.
    2. He wanted to make a friend and took this chance to road trip with Donut Lord to do just that.
    3. He wasn't in full control of all of his powers. In fact, he just learned to Time Stop and Spin Attack from the film.
    4. This Sonic isn't the seasoned hero from the games, and this is his origin story.

    • @gurimisenpai2358
      @gurimisenpai2358 4 года назад +5

      I think bowling ball hedgehog was the only thing he'd learned.

    • @diegobrando3409
      @diegobrando3409 4 года назад +8

      I thought those scenes were just sonics super fast reaction time and him moving in accordance to that speed. Never knew it was him just stopping time.

    • @Amundo.
      @Amundo. 4 года назад

      👏👏👏

    • @TalkingBook72
      @TalkingBook72 4 года назад +9

      Did everyone just forget about the scene where he explains that he doesn't know how to get there? That's literally all it is. There's no big theory behind it

    • @sonicjamal230
      @sonicjamal230 4 года назад +8

      @@diegobrando3409 im pretty sure you're right about that. sonic obviously doesn't literally have time powers but people just simplify it to stopping time even though it's just the super fast reaction time.

  • @latreiamyers9011
    @latreiamyers9011 2 месяца назад +1

    Fun fact when it took 4 seconds for sonic to get to the ocean it means it took him 2 seconds to get to the ocean and 2 seconds to get back to

  • @ibrothebro6864
    @ibrothebro6864 4 года назад +769

    This man went through a lot of dedication and time just to prove that a movie about an alien hedgehog who runs faster than the speed of light doesnt make sense........ This man is a legend.

    • @speedguy8637
      @speedguy8637 4 года назад +5

      Not really. Every video he makes it about calling Sonic slow. And it’s dumb cuz none of it is canon proof of anything.

    • @donnagormann9653
      @donnagormann9653 2 года назад +3

      Yes...

    • @upseguest
      @upseguest 2 года назад +3

      he is not alien

    • @minnightxx__8708
      @minnightxx__8708 2 года назад +1

      I agree

    • @shaylynnlegault5757
      @shaylynnlegault5757 2 года назад +3

      I love your videos they're the best

  • @Nnaul
    @Nnaul 4 года назад +509

    Matpat:"I'm the weird single guy"
    I thought he was married with a kid, What happened? Did I miss something?

    • @frozenwintershitty
      @frozenwintershitty 4 года назад +104

      single guy meaning he is 1 Person watching the movie.

    • @safetytheflamewolf
      @safetytheflamewolf 4 года назад +86

      I think he was referring to the fact he was by himself in the movie theater rather then with a family

    • @drivera0502
      @drivera0502 4 года назад +93

      I think Stephanie left him after he sold off his own son in a previous video

    • @joelramirez8629
      @joelramirez8629 4 года назад +5

      This.

    • @avianwmorgan8462
      @avianwmorgan8462 4 года назад +3

      They divorced a few months ago.

  • @Dire_Pants
    @Dire_Pants 4 года назад +132

    Tom also could've just told him "Go west, turn left at the ocean, follow it south".

    • @donutchan8114
      @donutchan8114 4 года назад +8

      Or like, make it to the coast and run along it until you make it to San Francisco. But plot, apparently.

    • @Purrfect_Werecat
      @Purrfect_Werecat 4 года назад +1

      Literally this

    • @shawnpitman876
      @shawnpitman876 4 года назад +1

      @@donutchan8114 "Ah, the planet sized plot hole. We didn't think you'd notice that...."
      Think about it too, he would have had 0% chance of failing to find it fast with those directions. They would put him right in front of the golden gate bridge, which he would recognize.

    • @therealalexw6108
      @therealalexw6108 4 года назад +1

      My mum gives more instructions than that to find the nachos

  • @GreenlLemon
    @GreenlLemon Месяц назад +1

    It's not "one must imagine sisyphus happy" it's "one must imagine MatPat happy"

  • @katherine252
    @katherine252 4 года назад +434

    Matpat: "Call me Angelica Schuyler cause im still not satisfied!"
    Me and my fellow theater kids are quaking

  • @cogniferous2537
    @cogniferous2537 4 года назад +657

    Matpat: The CIA themself miscalculated the roadways in the world on their own website. What idiots.
    *The CIA forgetting that people don't know about the classified roads:* Oh, haha. You got me good!

    • @mastershooter64
      @mastershooter64 4 года назад +3

      lmaoo!! nice!

    • @c.ccarlhead5744
      @c.ccarlhead5744 4 года назад +20

      *laughs in hidden *

    • @videakias3000
      @videakias3000 4 года назад +12

      classified roads?
      how on earth can you make an entire road and keep it secret?

    • @CUZZZZZZZskalzzz
      @CUZZZZZZZskalzzz 4 года назад +13

      @@videakias3000 Think of it like Area 51. You can see it, you know it's there, you can even go outside it; but you are not allowed in.

    • @eliasstenman3710
      @eliasstenman3710 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, it feels like one person is more likely to make a mistake than the CIA. He should have gone by the official numbers.

  • @randomcontentahead6428
    @randomcontentahead6428 4 года назад +796

    Sonic isolating himself was just him hiding from the corona earlier than everyone else

    • @Burstroom
      @Burstroom 4 года назад +18

      Sonic went so fast he warped into the future and saw stuff about the virus and went back to the past and isolated himself. Or I t was just his home.

    • @gegernald6455
      @gegernald6455 4 года назад +8

      Do creatures that look like humanoid dogs from different dimensions catch the COVID-19?

    • @dragonsquad9144
      @dragonsquad9144 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @manobigb9633
      @manobigb9633 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @technobladeneverdies7547
      @technobladeneverdies7547 4 года назад +5

      HA! Sonic has nothing on us introverts! We were hiding from Corona since begining! XD

  • @penitentmanmedia4726
    @penitentmanmedia4726 Месяц назад +1

    Let's be real about the floss. The reason that move is so easy to do is because it we do it everyday after getting out of the shower. Some guy or girl was drying him/her off and liked that movement so much that him/her thought it would make a good dance move but calling the dry doesn't sound as cool as the floss.😂

  • @SomewhereFireworks
    @SomewhereFireworks 4 года назад +491

    “Call me Angelica Schuyler because I am still not satisfied”
    -MatPat, 2020

    • @axelstars7117
      @axelstars7117 4 года назад +10

      HAMILFANNNNNN

    • @funnyfox204
      @funnyfox204 4 года назад +6

      Vergil Sanders WOOOOOOOOO

    • @6teafrog698
      @6teafrog698 4 года назад +7

      Out boi has learned the ways of fan fiction RUclips and *wattpat*

    • @CinematicInsanity
      @CinematicInsanity 4 года назад +5

      Monika so how is the Club doing

    • @floydofnova2743
      @floydofnova2743 4 года назад +5

      You have summon us Hamilton fans

  • @eManMayhem
    @eManMayhem 4 года назад +296

    Matpat: looks at every road
    My first thought: if he looked at Idaho roads, then he looked at my house!

    • @evanc6508
      @evanc6508 4 года назад +1

      Looked at mine in Oregon

    • @popularparzy2116
      @popularparzy2116 4 года назад +4

      @@YoungAlienBoy Why u so annoying?

    • @LiamLimeLarm
      @LiamLimeLarm 4 года назад +6

      @@YoungAlienBoy That's your own video, this is just a scheme to get more views and watch time.

    • @Kiri_-so3ei
      @Kiri_-so3ei 4 года назад

      I also live in Idaho

    • @ichigoisthegoat
      @ichigoisthegoat 4 года назад +3

      @@YoungAlienBoy u cant even spell

  • @TheNewsDepot
    @TheNewsDepot 4 года назад +814

    When running as fast as he does, how much calories is he burning?
    How often would he need to stop and eat running every street in the US?
    Maybe riding in the car is faster over all because he doesn't have to stop every hour and nap for three hours after eating 10k calories of food.

    • @amethyst_dawn
      @amethyst_dawn 4 года назад +51

      Plus he's only ever shown to run at top speeds for what in real time would be about 2 minutes max, so we don't know how long he can keep up the sonic speeds.

    • @celinnejansson5679
      @celinnejansson5679 4 года назад +13

      I was thinking about that too

    • @thestevens580
      @thestevens580 4 года назад +19

      He said it took seven hours. He has more than twice that time to beat the car bc of how long it takes for the car to get there. He still has soooo much time

    • @trunorth8809
      @trunorth8809 4 года назад +9

      I would love a theory like that

    • @Jpeg.g
      @Jpeg.g 4 года назад +5

      This would be burried as a comment so tell matpatvthat its NEV-A-DA NOT NEV-OD-A

  • @pinto7214
    @pinto7214 Месяц назад +1

    1:16 him saying it never ends. It’s like a little child for zero reason.

  • @mrfuzzymittens1453
    @mrfuzzymittens1453 4 года назад +127

    "sonic can turn his life around in 1 year so can you" i never felt so personally attacked. subbed

    • @KevinG3699
      @KevinG3699 4 года назад +2

      I know, right in the meow meow.

  • @abubakarjamro5713
    @abubakarjamro5713 4 года назад +427

    Matpat in 2019: sonic should not run that fast or else his joint would be impaired.
    Matpat in 2020: Why isn't sonic using his speed to find his rings.

  • @kiaranecessary7972
    @kiaranecessary7972 4 года назад +659

    I think when Sonic says he "can't do" it alone, he means emotionally more so than physically. He can't wander around the country reaching dead ends a thousand times in a row. He's not used to failure.

    • @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587
      @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 4 года назад +18

      true

    • @DirectorsChoice
      @DirectorsChoice 4 года назад +24

      You're right, he doesn't know what failure feels like!

    • @purpledragon1945
      @purpledragon1945 4 года назад +32

      Plus that town is the only comforting place he has anymore, might not be able to find his way back if he goes in the wrong direction

    • @prof.reithe4053
      @prof.reithe4053 4 года назад +32

      I just immediately figured, based on his literal interpretation of "Go West" despite obviously knowing what roads are, that he KNEW he COULD, but that essentially, it was about him wanting a friend in what was essentially a new place. He just didn't want to be alone.

    • @nlechoppa3687
      @nlechoppa3687 4 года назад +1

      Kiara Necessary ruclips.net/video/VoIo83ubnV4/видео.html

  • @1Rhaast
    @1Rhaast Год назад +3

    I laughed way too hard at "Crappy Information Archive" XD

  • @Aquagamer224
    @Aquagamer224 4 года назад +334

    And fanservice....
    Shows picture of Rouge
    “Yeah that seems about right”

  • @Moonstar79
    @Moonstar79 4 года назад +143

    MatPat: Adds up every single road in the western hemisphere
    Also MatPat: Assumed Sonic doesn't cross the same road twice

    • @nataliaborys1554
      @nataliaborys1554 4 года назад +11

      He could run in circles in one state very easily

    • @rubenantao2476
      @rubenantao2476 4 года назад

      I know how easily people can get lost in a shopping mall imagine trying to not get lost on a planet

    • @rockeaterlink
      @rockeaterlink 4 года назад

      I mean, he prob will only take a month even if he crosses each one 73 times or somthing

    • @rubenantao2476
      @rubenantao2476 4 года назад

      true but it would be slower than a 2 day road trip

  • @Krissykr
    @Krissykr 4 года назад +155

    °Spoilers°
    When Tails appeared in the movie a kid behind me in the theater yelled "YeLLoW SoNiC!"

  • @xNSRBagley
    @xNSRBagley Год назад +7

    Hey matpat I doubt to see this comment but did you know the sign on the board (1981) is a reference to when sega first bought the rights to frogger 10 years before Sonic first came out

  • @mew.shroom
    @mew.shroom 4 года назад +264

    Sonic thought the world was Minecraft, infinitely generated.

    • @youngjellyfish8694
      @youngjellyfish8694 4 года назад +1

      Best comment

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 года назад +1

      @@youngjellyfish8694 worst*

    • @jacobmartinez38
      @jacobmartinez38 4 года назад +5

      Minecraft is not infinite

    • @moonshineblackmoon7293
      @moonshineblackmoon7293 4 года назад +2

      @@jacobmartinez38 you wanna try and reach the end of it then?

    • @prest01
      @prest01 4 года назад +1

      @@jacobmartinez38 sonic thought it was the infdev version of minecraft

  • @brytheguy4515
    @brytheguy4515 4 года назад +280

    "roadways across all 50 states"
    Hawaii: uhhh... are you forgetting something?

    • @everblue2277
      @everblue2277 4 года назад +19

      BryTheGuy same with Alaska.

    • @brytheguy4515
      @brytheguy4515 4 года назад +24

      @@everblue2277 at least with Alaska it's physically possible to drive there

    • @redkingrauri3769
      @redkingrauri3769 4 года назад +8

      Wait was the highway in Bojack Horseman not real?

    • @awesomeblb3407
      @awesomeblb3407 4 года назад +1

      BryTheGuy and Alaska

    • @everblue2277
      @everblue2277 4 года назад +3

      BryTheGuy yeah, lol, but in the section for just America you can’t really take the roads.

  • @marco446
    @marco446 4 года назад +328

    "Did sonic waste our time"
    Kid part of me : *nooo! Never*

    • @nockradqkdak7992
      @nockradqkdak7992 4 года назад +3

      Mom: youre wasting your time on the genesis/mega drive (i dont know which countrie you are frkm

  • @Idontcare74926
    @Idontcare74926 13 дней назад

    Matpat: im goin to make a Sonic video
    Also MAtpat: *casually outsmarts the CIA while he's at it

  • @RiHikaru
    @RiHikaru 4 года назад +262

    2:06
    "Fanservice"
    Shows Rouge
    PervPat is back guys!

    • @itsPlasma06
      @itsPlasma06 4 года назад +13

      **flashback to the boob episode**

    • @Criselyon
      @Criselyon 4 года назад

      Luigis fruit

    • @RiHikaru
      @RiHikaru 4 года назад +6

      @@itsPlasma06
      "To the 10 females who watch this show...
      (Inculding my mother)
      I apologize for what you're about to see."

    • @itsPlasma06
      @itsPlasma06 4 года назад +5

      @@RiHikaru
      **cue the can-can with a bunch of boob nicknames**
      MatPat a couple years later: I regret everything

    • @vegetablackpotato4700
      @vegetablackpotato4700 4 года назад +2

      @@YoungAlienBoy wigga you had the vid in your channel

  • @jmas2593
    @jmas2593 4 года назад +349

    Sonic: Hey can I use your google maps app?
    Tom: Sure
    Movie: Is over

    • @spalsh10yearsago31
      @spalsh10yearsago31 4 года назад +5

      Jimi Masuraki honestly

    • @real_fanta_star_3626
      @real_fanta_star_3626 4 года назад +9

      How would the satellite see him?

    • @artomaton776
      @artomaton776 4 года назад +2

      @@real_fanta_star_3626 Let them have this

    • @KnuttyEntertainment
      @KnuttyEntertainment 4 года назад +2

      Every time he takes a turn, he stops for a few seconds to let the phone update, and give new directions.

    • @jonnykk843
      @jonnykk843 4 года назад

      It shows how fast your going on Google Maps to and if the government is watching us then I pretty sure they would see that

  • @ethribin4188
    @ethribin4188 4 года назад +215

    My headcannon why Sonic wanted John to bring him was because he was scared and uncertain.
    And we know Sonic isnt a thinker.
    So he bropably didnt think about just going all imperial measuring by simply running.
    So in his paniced, cornered and scared state he just asked John to bring him there, not realizing he could have done it himself and alone.

    • @johnblack5616
      @johnblack5616 4 года назад +18

      Ethribin his name is Tom, but his dentist calls him Tim. But it’s gone on so long that it’d be weird to correct it now.

    • @chimkinmayonaise9459
      @chimkinmayonaise9459 4 года назад

      His name be Tom

    • @ORIONVIIXI
      @ORIONVIIXI 4 года назад +4

      his name is donut lord get it right

  • @BlockcraftWarrior
    @BlockcraftWarrior 4 месяца назад +2

    Well now you have never had the total meaning you never have to buy food again

  • @greaterbritannia5745
    @greaterbritannia5745 4 года назад +384

    “Call me Angelica Schyuler cuz I’m still not satisfied!”
    -Matpat 2020

    • @zachthemangod1512
      @zachthemangod1512 4 года назад +1

      Whos that tho

    • @sakanagakyoko
      @sakanagakyoko 4 года назад +13

      Is that a HAMILTON refference??

    • @SYatesie
      @SYatesie 4 года назад +10

      WHEN HE SAID THAT IT MADE ME SO SO SO HAPPY AAAAAA

    • @starcre9338
      @starcre9338 4 года назад +7

      Yess Hamilton

    • @xronium
      @xronium 4 года назад +6

      @@zachthemangod1512 if you are making a joke, disregard this comment. Angelica Schuyler was the sister of Eliza Schuyler, who was the wife of Alexander Hamilton. Angelica was going to be Hamilton's wife and Hamilham said to Angelica;
      "You strike me
      As a woman who has never been satified."
      Keep in mind this is from the Hamilton Musical.

  • @blackbun130
    @blackbun130 4 года назад +152

    Tbh when Eggman said "They proved it" I actually did think of Game Theory at first 😂

    • @sonicjason255
      @sonicjason255 4 года назад +3

      Why... that wasn't even the thing matpat proved, he actually disproved that before doing math on Sonic's stopping in the video he's referencing

    • @blackbun130
      @blackbun130 4 года назад +11

      @@sonicjason255 Bro I said "at first". Just in the spur of the moment when that line was said I thought of GT, that's it. Dumb smarty pants.

    • @sonicjason255
      @sonicjason255 4 года назад

      @@blackbun130 oh... ok sorry

  • @lifeisok7726
    @lifeisok7726 4 года назад +390

    The problem is, sonic would be caught if he ran. He needed the truck so he wouldn’t be seen on raders, by pedestrians, ect. AND dont say he didnt know. The best way to trick your enemy’s, is to trick your friends.

    • @hc855
      @hc855 4 года назад +32

      Also the fact that sonic might off just wanted to spend time with the only person he saw as a friend.

    • @robojoe2414
      @robojoe2414 4 года назад +7

      but people aren't going to see something travelling at 990000mph

    • @thecorn1689
      @thecorn1689 4 года назад +12

      @@robojoe2414 they are going to see the trail

    • @herbiji070
      @herbiji070 4 года назад +4

      @@robojoe2414 they have radars and sattelites that search the power when he runs

    • @modelgio360
      @modelgio360 4 года назад +1

      Xd he just state that he can, and beside Sonic is not that intelligent

  • @kaiju_boi9
    @kaiju_boi9 6 месяцев назад +4

    Yea, Matpat posted his final video today. Hopefully he makes a cameo in Sonic 3

  • @nikniknotsry7806
    @nikniknotsry7806 4 года назад +131

    "Well call me Angelica Sklyar cause im still not satisfied!" - Matpat 2020
    Love the Hamilton reference

    • @woah4167
      @woah4167 4 года назад +13

      Not to be _that_ guy, but
      schuyler*

    • @fork.5707
      @fork.5707 4 года назад +1

      @@woah4167 you just gained the high ground on Niknik not sry

    • @brackenblaze6225
      @brackenblaze6225 4 года назад

      12:22

  • @kirkir3029
    @kirkir3029 4 года назад +190

    As someone who lives litterally 30min away from Deer Lodge, MT I am SUPER excited that my (almost) little town is being talked about!. ALSO, the prison is super cool and not used anymore, it's just there as a tourist attraction, and right next door is a cool car museum that is honestly fun to visit even if cars aren't your thing. ALSO, ALSO there used the be the most amazing diner there that had the BEST tomatoe soup but they closed sadly a couple years ago.
    Anywho, I was just super excited to hear about my little town here!

    • @chimkinmayonaise9459
      @chimkinmayonaise9459 4 года назад +3

      Mmmm tomatoe soup

    • @Heidi19ck22
      @Heidi19ck22 4 года назад +1

      80 year old man with foot fetish reading this comment why the heck I’ve never seen this before do they serve it on feet or is it feet served with soup I’m down either way

    • @soup-flavored-soup6613
      @soup-flavored-soup6613 4 года назад

      Tama toe soup, may I ask what kind of animal is a tama
      *toma

    • @lewanuva8158
      @lewanuva8158 4 года назад

      Small towns are the best! They are always so unique and interesting.

  • @prettymucheverything1033
    @prettymucheverything1033 4 года назад +314

    Matpat: rounds a tenth of a second before even solving the answer
    Me after taking one physics class: *aRe YoU sUrE AbOuT ThAt?*

    • @LilacMonarch
      @LilacMonarch 4 года назад +7

      sIg FiGs

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 4 года назад +4

      Agreed

    • @geckogod7015
      @geckogod7015 4 года назад +2

      aggreed

    • @mastershooter64
      @mastershooter64 4 года назад +2

      He's probably an engineer

    • @Rayziyun
      @Rayziyun 4 года назад +1

      He rounded up though, which means he final result would have Sonic going even slower in a calculation where he was already assuming a worst case scenario.
      So keeping it at 3.9 would've just meant Sonic cleared the world even faster.

  • @sarahloveless1726
    @sarahloveless1726 5 месяцев назад +1

    I have another take: Sonic seems to have the attention span of a squirrel. Maybe he wanted him to come along to keep him on track

  • @S.B.C-Pixi
    @S.B.C-Pixi 4 года назад +205

    Matpat: Researches all roadways known by the government.
    Me: *has flashbacks to CGP grey and Vsauce* I've seen this raw strength only once before.

  • @whateven9211
    @whateven9211 3 года назад +392

    As someone who lives in Deer Lodge, Mt... it made me laugh a little when I watched this.

  • @kushkaya3352
    @kushkaya3352 4 года назад +184

    "Did Sonic waste our time?"
    Bro that's what happens when you don't invite Mat Pat to the movie premiere. Lol😂😂

    • @thelssjbroly9873
      @thelssjbroly9873 4 года назад

      True

    • @weplay9463
      @weplay9463 4 года назад

      Try this one out you won't waste your time 🤣🤣🤣 ruclips.net/video/9K7Xcq563AE/видео.html

  • @PumpkinDude314
    @PumpkinDude314 Год назад +1

    you can really tell how late they edited the numbers on the speedometer based on the sloppy editing on the numbers showing this isnt most likely a film theory fan but rather a person who just heard about this through social media etc

  • @xiaoti8035
    @xiaoti8035 4 года назад +313

    Counter theory: sonic doesn’t know how big the world is, So he is better of choosing a way that Will bring him to the right destination, than to guess
    Edit: there is also the fact that he only read comicbooks and watched certain sports, he doesn't know this planet or should say this dimension. For all he knows the world is infinite and the city he is looking for is 6 planets away. From what we see in the beginning of the movie he doesn't leave the U. S.

    • @chiot2875
      @chiot2875 4 года назад +7

      But logistically he ran 1,100 miles in 4 seconds from Montana to the coast, the edge of our country, and back.. on a whim. he could easily run across the us to see how big it is, and come back in half a minute.

    • @xiaoti8035
      @xiaoti8035 4 года назад +9

      @@chiot2875 yeah, but he might think that the us is one small island and that the city he is looking for is on a completely different island very far away.
      Ps if he moves too fast everything becomes dark and he won't see anything, because light can't keep up. After a while his view of the world will become distorted.

    • @xiaoti8035
      @xiaoti8035 4 года назад +6

      @@chiot2875 I get what you and matt are saying, but he doesn't know this world or even this dimension. The only information he has are from comicbooks and sportshows. He has no idea how big the planet is and I don't he even knows that world is round

    • @xiaoti8035
      @xiaoti8035 4 года назад

      MR.Twentysix wait didn’t he come from a different dimension?

    • @josephpinder5150
      @josephpinder5150 4 года назад

      Yeah he may not know the dimensions but that doesn't change the size of eat
      Ps:sonic knows that San Francisco is on earth because he used the rings to go to earth not a solar system

  • @crazymochacchino6209
    @crazymochacchino6209 4 года назад +362

    “Did the Sonic Movie waste our time?”
    Me: *It never did.*

  • @peytonthecajun4109
    @peytonthecajun4109 4 года назад +522

    Matpat: talks trash about the CIA
    His FBI agent: “I’m so proud of you”!!!

    • @hozani3875
      @hozani3875 4 года назад +5

      LOL

    • @rustymarquis3997
      @rustymarquis3997 4 года назад +7

      Next hes gonna be trash talking his FBI agent and both fbi agent and CIA agent will hate (I made the end make no sense on purpose)

    • @veritycloud1236
      @veritycloud1236 4 года назад +2

      pretty much whats happening

    • @theholycrusade8786
      @theholycrusade8786 4 года назад +5

      @@rustymarquis3997 And his KGB agent will go "comrade" and put down his hat in respect at pissing both guys off.

    • @Lusmincrs
      @Lusmincrs 4 года назад +2

      Hol up

  • @blitxzy
    @blitxzy Год назад +4

    I don’t know if I’m the first to notice this but this video was uploaded on February 29th, 2020, if you’re confused, 2020 was a leap year and leap year’s only come every 4 years (next one is next year, 2024), so how does RUclips count this video as 2 years old but February 29th only comes every 4 years? (I should clarify this comment is sorta a joke but I just wanted to make this fact aware bc idk if anyone noticed this in the comments👍)

    • @SunglassOrange
      @SunglassOrange Месяц назад

      ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stop hurting my thoughts

  • @WordzThePoet
    @WordzThePoet 4 года назад +125

    And when they watch THIS video, they will ad “Deleted scenes” explaining why he didn’t want to run around the world etc. “didn’t want to attract attention” or “didnt feel like it” lol

  • @rufioh
    @rufioh 4 года назад +216

    but it's not like he will go over every road exactly once. This is the traveling salesman problem, but on a scale that's pretty incalculable

    • @ratgr
      @ratgr 4 года назад +3

      Yeah and does he never rest? how much can he run before needing rest, also route mapping gets exponential over intersections when you don't have a clue of your destination so no, even using only the biggest interstate roads I simulated an average of ~5 days using the clue of west using southwest it takes ~1.1 days

    • @ZachariahMBaird
      @ZachariahMBaird 4 года назад +3

      But he's also probably going to get to San Francisco before going to every single other road in the world. So it balances out.

    • @ratgr
      @ratgr 4 года назад +1

      @@ZachariahMBaird No it doesn't balance, I simulated the travel (see my comment)

    • @rosure7
      @rosure7 4 года назад

      But that's assuming his speed is the lowest possible... In reality he's just too fast... And sonic spends most of his time running we don't know how much he needs to rest. We would be assuming here...

    • @alexanderbrambila3812
      @alexanderbrambila3812 4 года назад +2

      It’s also unlikely that he’ll travel on every single road

  • @EleganteDee
    @EleganteDee 4 года назад +70

    MatPat: You took the videogame character known for running to fast and you put it on a car.
    Team Sonic Racing: ...

    • @fireballplayz6954
      @fireballplayz6954 4 года назад

      Nathaniel Bandy has entered the chat

    • @pegasBaO23
      @pegasBaO23 4 года назад +1

      I mean in team sonic racing, sonic probably did that so the other characters had chance at the race

  • @flomstuff-kk7fn
    @flomstuff-kk7fn 4 месяца назад +1

    Sonic had to take the car because he didn't know where San Francisco was, and wouldn't run the entirety of the Earth's Area, and taken 13.33 days. Car, much faster

  • @wisetheblood2522
    @wisetheblood2522 4 года назад +128

    Director Of Sonic: Lets add this meme to be funny,
    Film Theory: So you've chosen death

  • @PhoenixHavok
    @PhoenixHavok 4 года назад +161

    Sonic: Is a kid that wants to spend time with donut lord
    Mat pat: MANIPULATIVE DEMON

  • @sailorsnow5815
    @sailorsnow5815 4 года назад +195

    I just sat here in this theory and I thought, “I didn’t think of that”
    So then I thought... maybe.. sonic didn’t think of that. It also could be that sonic wanted to spend time with the Donut Lord, and he guilted him into it or something. Idk. Those are just my first thoughts

    • @anonymousyoutuber1405
      @anonymousyoutuber1405 4 года назад +8

      I thought everyone caught that.

    • @jacobstewart5512
      @jacobstewart5512 4 года назад +16

      He's a kid who wanted to spend time with a person he thought was a cool dude. He had lots of things he wanted to do before he left Earth. He wanted to start a bar fight, he wanted to do a slam dunk, and he wanted to make a friend. He didn't want to be alone.

    • @angelmendez-rivera351
      @angelmendez-rivera351 4 года назад +10

      Also, we know from the movie that Sonic does get tired. Sonic couldn't have been running for 4 hours straight.

    • @Shadowmakeschaos
      @Shadowmakeschaos 4 года назад

      Margaret Lemon sonic isn’t a kid at the start he is..... it sounds like you really know nothing about him

    • @angelmendez-rivera351
      @angelmendez-rivera351 4 года назад +2

      Sonicgirl Playz It sounds like you didn't watch the movie.

  • @Thespecialminecrafter
    @Thespecialminecrafter 27 дней назад

    Randomly running around America won’t help this calculation because sonic says in the movie he got plunged in the pacific so he could travel the whole world before ending up in San Francisco

  • @atkinstar9046
    @atkinstar9046 4 года назад +106

    Here's a theory: Even though Sonic's Quill has unlimited power and can propel Robotnik's ship to sonic speeds, Robotnik can't REACT at the same speed as Sonic, so the second they both go supersonic, and Sonic takes a turn, Robotnik wouldn't be able to react in time and would crash. Very simple, but would end the whole movie.

    • @suicune2001
      @suicune2001 4 года назад +6

      Robotnik's mind works a lot faster than a normal human so he might have faster reflexes.

    • @shawnjohn5756
      @shawnjohn5756 4 года назад +12

      suicune2001 not really buddy.You see,even if your mind can process information at a MUCH faster rate,you still need to train your body and condition it to react to that information.This is why a martial artist is able to react faster than a regular human

    • @suicune2001
      @suicune2001 4 года назад +6

      @@shawnjohn5756 That's a good point. Maybe he had his machine help compensate.

    • @alijarivera5877
      @alijarivera5877 4 года назад +8

      What if he just had an auto drive feature to track and destroy Sonic? That makes sense, right?

    • @bossjin348
      @bossjin348 4 года назад +1

      @@alijarivera5877 yeah. That's what I'm thinking

  • @RavynMad121
    @RavynMad121 4 года назад +211

    There is one major factor you didn't include: Sonic has a serious case of ADHD. Without Tom to keep reminding him what he was supposed to be doing, he would have gotten distracted by absolutely everything and likely forgotten there was something important he was supposed to be doing. He could easily spend a whole day in every city he found.
    And as for the building climbing thing, most of what he did in the climax he was figuring out on the spot.

    • @AJsMillions
      @AJsMillions 4 года назад +4

      Sonic is more TDHD (Time-Displacement-Hyperactive-Disorder) But still a great role model.

    • @SamIAmWich
      @SamIAmWich 4 года назад +4

      My boyfriend with ADHD fully said that it seems like Sonic had ADHD.

    • @AJsMillions
      @AJsMillions 4 года назад +2

      @@SamIAmWich good to know its still only guessed at then (thumbs up)

    • @SamIAmWich
      @SamIAmWich 4 года назад +2

      @@AJsMillions I agree, it could be something else. But it's good to have representation for people with stuff like this.

    • @AJsMillions
      @AJsMillions 4 года назад +1

      @@SamIAmWich If it could be something else it isn't really representation for ADHD. Sonic is a fantastic example of hyperactivity, I'm just surprised he didn't need to be slowed down like in the movie "Epic".

  • @humanbean9370
    @humanbean9370 4 года назад +222

    Nobody:
    MatPat: time to calculate every possible road choice a cartoon character could travel!

    • @copperhead577
      @copperhead577 4 года назад

      It's a sigh that this channel's dying, making more sucky and boring content, it's even apparent with Game Theory, with their FNaF videos.

    • @shadowchu419
      @shadowchu419 4 года назад

      That's not a cartoon character lol

    • @ninjabotxl7315
      @ninjabotxl7315 4 года назад +3

      @@copperhead577 speak for yourself this is a great channel

    • @Reaping_Matster
      @Reaping_Matster 4 года назад

      You spammed apparently 96 comments saying the same thing, just stop no one is going to look at a video you uploaded 1 year ago

    • @humanbean9370
      @humanbean9370 4 года назад

      shadowchu419 Sonic is a cartoon

  • @tanner2290
    @tanner2290 2 месяца назад +1

    Matpat doxxing Sonic, you missed a title!

  • @DuckTapeWarrior1
    @DuckTapeWarrior1 4 года назад +950

    Matpat, you’re disregarding one thing. Sonic just wants a friend.

    • @whoaanna
      @whoaanna 4 года назад +50

      THANK YOU. FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT.

    • @Fuhjcfffeewww
      @Fuhjcfffeewww 4 года назад +46

      Lēmön uəənb 1:05 yes, he manipulated Tom,
      So that he could have a friend.

    • @gachachris3805
      @gachachris3805 4 года назад +15

      Like me! Hahaha... ha, ha. I choose to not have friends! I’m not trapped in a basement in Old York City! The CIA doesn’t care about where I am! I’m fine! 🙂

    • @christinebailey9882
      @christinebailey9882 4 года назад +8

      @@YoungAlienBoy Uhh
      Please no one do dat 😂

    • @whoaanna
      @whoaanna 4 года назад +6

      @@YoungAlienBoy DUDE. FOOK OFF.

  • @colonelsanders177
    @colonelsanders177 4 года назад +139

    “Call me Angelica Schuyler cause I’m still not satisfied” YESSSS HAMILTON

    • @iesalyn6306
      @iesalyn6306 4 года назад +4

      Honestly so happy matpat still loves Hamilton!

    • @angelicaotega1998
      @angelicaotega1998 4 года назад +4

      I came as soon as I heard!

    • @MK-ophelia
      @MK-ophelia 4 года назад +3

      @@angelicaotega1998 all the way from London? Dayum!

    • @chickennugget315
      @chickennugget315 4 года назад +2

      I mean, you gotta give a toast to the groom, am I right?

    • @Haileyssoemo
      @Haileyssoemo 4 года назад +3

      I had to see if someone noticed the Hamilton reference!

  • @Bubbles0989
    @Bubbles0989 4 года назад +227

    *These comments:* sonic would probably go over the roads more than once *matt:* literally calculated every roadway on the planet *me:* i think its covered ya’ll

    • @themightysalamence9870
      @themightysalamence9870 4 года назад +2

      Funny thing is that sonic wouldn't be able to turn at top speeds. He probably could turn at around 600mph

  • @Karlz1212
    @Karlz1212 Год назад +3

    My guess is that Sonic knows he could *maybe* get to San Francisco on his own in a much quicker way, but if he did he could be taking the risk of Eggman or someone else finding him much faster if they read his speed level or something like that
    So he sticks by Tom’s side with the fake excuse that he doesn’t know where SF is because traveling by car wouldn’t raise awareness
    With the added bonus that he gets to spend time with his father figure
    But hey! That’s just a theory, a comment theory!

  • @jackmcd29
    @jackmcd29 4 года назад +70

    Matt’s FBI agent is on the floor laughing after he roasted the CIA.

  • @theironicpick55
    @theironicpick55 4 года назад +612

    Sonic: “Gotta go fast!”
    Speed limit sign: “Am I a joke to you?”

  • @milesmatheson1142
    @milesmatheson1142 4 года назад +46

    When you build a prison that looks like a castle, you are ASKING for it to become a seat of power when the inevitable apocalypse hits.
    When "World" was revealed to be on the CIA's list, I just flipped the bird to my computer. I'm actually mad, for Pat.

  • @a.kitcat.b
    @a.kitcat.b Год назад +1

    🦔He's like a little kid at a theme park. Dragging their feet and taking as much time as possible. I would know from experience.🌀

  • @KittAnimations
    @KittAnimations 4 года назад +418

    But if Sonic did just run
    Yes: he would get there faster
    BUT he be would risk getting caught faster too

    • @user86s
      @user86s 4 года назад +12

      So tru

    • @lucasolsson1538
      @lucasolsson1538 4 года назад +42

      fair point and he'd probably cause more blackouts messing things up

    • @tourmelion9221
      @tourmelion9221 4 года назад +1

      And also loneliness and companionship

    • @tourmelion9221
      @tourmelion9221 4 года назад +1

      Also he would go back on roads he could be running in circles for hours

    • @sheepbow909
      @sheepbow909 4 года назад

      At least until the police caught him

  • @Gihad97
    @Gihad97 4 года назад +103

    The question is does Sonic have the endurance to run for a whole day? Thats what I see is that he couldn’t run for a whole day straight at that speed.

    • @thetestinggrounds7855
      @thetestinggrounds7855 4 года назад +6

      I was trying to consider his endurance as well. I mean, it's not like his body is immune to damage. So why should he be immune to fatigue?

    • @Gihad97
      @Gihad97 4 года назад +3

      Pyro Gaming Inc exactly. They say the flash has to eat a ton of calories because he burns up so many. It should be the same for Sonic as well.

    • @jodester3132
      @jodester3132 4 года назад

      @@Gihad97 Sonic is a hedgehog so it's probably a much smaller fraction of calories compared to the flash.

  • @ProfDragonite
    @ProfDragonite 4 года назад +144

    "...but I Just. Don't. Care."
    -MatPat 2020

    • @coolboiztoyzxl7261
      @coolboiztoyzxl7261 4 года назад

      no one:
      not a single soul:
      not even yo momma:
      not even the annoying orange:
      not even the screaming goat:
      not even doge:
      not even peppe the frog:
      not even pewdiepie:
      not even ninja:
      not even epic fortnite:
      me: your not funny your jokes r unfunny and unoriginal plz stop

    • @thexenosaiyan
      @thexenosaiyan 4 года назад +3

      @@coolboiztoyzxl7261 You're

  • @FionnMartin-qp3io
    @FionnMartin-qp3io 11 дней назад

    I love how he used Cyclops for tom in the video

  • @herosam1390
    @herosam1390 4 года назад +83

    “Next time, you could at least invite me to the premier”
    Mat is going to try to become the new Jacksfilms

  • @Spiral-Mark
    @Spiral-Mark 4 года назад +75

    Matpat: I have a pretty good feeling that you would have been just fine left on your own.
    Me: Have you not been paying attention Matpat? He has been alone for a _decade_ , do you know what that can do to your mental state?

    • @MelianLimGachaVideos
      @MelianLimGachaVideos 4 года назад +5

      Like Matpat said, "I don't care! "

    • @livesathome2475
      @livesathome2475 4 года назад +1

      So true

    • @gamejitzu
      @gamejitzu 4 года назад +2

      It's pretty ironic, because in the games Sonic isolates himself and goes solo most of the time

    • @Spiral-Mark
      @Spiral-Mark 4 года назад +2

      @@gamejitzu Pretty much, which is an interesting spin on Sonic's character. No pun intended.

  • @RGBY-tv4hg
    @RGBY-tv4hg 4 года назад +258

    Matt Pat: _"Like and ring the notification bell."_
    *NO*
    Also Matt Pat: _"Call me Angelica Skylar because I'm still not satisfied"_
    *OK fine*

  • @no0bs_hat
    @no0bs_hat 3 дня назад

    i feel sonic would get distracted way more on his own

  • @cringe453
    @cringe453 4 года назад +161

    Nobody:
    Not even a single soul:
    MattPatt: "CIA IS USELESS! THAT'S WHY I MADE MY OWN SPREADSHEET!"

    • @RogueRabbit
      @RogueRabbit 4 года назад +2

      Well Excel is a good way to organize things and add up prices

    • @jonathonsaavedra3307
      @jonathonsaavedra3307 4 года назад +6

      Spooky Filmz Ent. *comment. If you’re going to be annoying do it properly dumbass

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 4 года назад

      Soviain TheBritishCommie the CIA decided to send in Robotnik, before he decided to go full Eggman and become full Eggman.

  • @ribhavvallishayee1580
    @ribhavvallishayee1580 3 года назад +1364

    The only problem is that sonic doesnt know how big the world is, he would just assume that traveling by cars would be faster

    • @Everettalla
      @Everettalla 3 года назад +26

      Aw lol

    • @totu1161
      @totu1161 3 года назад +86

      Or maybe travelling really fast would make him tired really quickly

    • @alexlayne2482
      @alexlayne2482 3 года назад +6

      Yeah

    • @dahasslehaus9958
      @dahasslehaus9958 3 года назад +69

      He also assumes he doesn't run the same roadways over an over..... I know when j look for my keys I check the same place like 12 times.

    • @lancealfredcamarillo8460
      @lancealfredcamarillo8460 3 года назад +29

      @@totu1161 He never gets tired. Sonic said it himself

  • @truedemoknight6784
    @truedemoknight6784 4 года назад +250

    It's very likely that Sonic would double back on himself while running. I doubt that he can remember the names of millions of streets. And running literal millions of miles is probably fairly exhausting. I wouldn't want to do that even if I were supersonic.

    • @thestevens580
      @thestevens580 4 года назад +2

      He said it took seven hours. He has more than twice that time to beat the car bc of how long it takes for the car to get there. He still has soooo much time

    • @cmcphotography1
      @cmcphotography1 4 года назад +3

      Its not millions of miles. Its just a few hundred thousand. Sonic runs the speed of light

    • @Vubbss
      @Vubbss 4 года назад +4

      11:50

    • @EpicMozamba
      @EpicMozamba 4 года назад +9

      Also, he is distracted easily like when he went to the biker bar. That factor may add a lot more hours being wasted

    • @edirangel3864
      @edirangel3864 4 года назад +1

      TheOneTrueDemoknight,wow it took you four seconds to right all that

  • @userjames2009
    @userjames2009 Год назад

    Sonic wanted some good memories (things he wrote on his bucket list) before he had to live on mushroom planet and its boredom for the rest of his life.

  • @bubblybobabubbles
    @bubblybobabubbles 4 года назад +351

    "Sonic turned his life around in a year, and you can too."
    Yeah, just not THIS year..