Today kids we witness a man who is first crippled, then blasted by an air cannon, run over multiple times, and had his suffering finally ended by getting cut in half by water. As if that wasn't enough his body was then skinned, licked, and stretched into taffy. This is just brutal.
You CANNOT eat the insides of a Stretch Armstrong. The cornsyrup inside is non edible and mixed with other chemicals (ones that help retain its shape) that are highly toxic is large quantities aka biting a chunk out of it. Please make sure your kids and/pets don't chew into this one!
5:37 Jesus you're gonna show that on the internet for millions to see? What if his kids see this video. Poor man cut in half from the balls up. Brutal.
Proceeds to blow his head and arm off... Breaks his legs, rips his skin of, lick his “back meat”, then runs him over. “It’s ok I’ve seen this in an MMA video”
Armstrong has a corn syrup putty inside of it. It has an almost crystalline lattice that when stretched, it “remembers” what it’s shape was, and will eventually return back to normal. There are many videos explaining this phenomenon, I didn’t even go into huge detail at all 😂 Love your channel guys! Keep up the good work! ❤️
Playing dirty is my hobby LOL How am I being cringey? First off, Im letting them know what is inside it beside they were curious, secondly, are you just mad that I am smarter than you? Like I don’t understand how you can call me cringey, when all Im doing is explaining a question they asked, about the substance inside of the Stretch Armstrong.
I always thought he'd take a while to die while each half of his body watches the other in mute agony. You know, from the cauterization. Waterjet would bleed you out as soon as it popped an artery.
@@umbranex9274 As some one who has broken many a bone and heard their own bones snap a time or 4 the sound oh the sound just to close to the real thing for comfort lmao
The original stretch armstrong came out in 1976. Lets face it, terminator 2 in 1991 was just a marketing ploy to sell more armstrongs..... albeit a very very good one...
Pro tip: if you really wanna crush test something with the forklift, grab something extremely heavy with the forks and run over whatever you're testing with the front wheels.
@@scottowens398 We do it out of necessity at least 50 times every single day (curb step), 6500lbs forlikft carrying 5500lbs. Maybe a TCM might get damaged, but any actual forklift won't.
Dude are you guys looking for help? Machine shop experience (water jet, lasers, welding, finish work) I'll quit my job right now for a peanut butter Snickers!
Tremendous quantities of Karo corn syrup were purchased from an A&P supermarket. The syrup was boiled down to get the proper viscosity. Kuhn and Horowitz flew to Kenner’s headquarters in Cincinnati, Ohio, and presented the concept to Bernie Loomis, Kenner's president. He loved it and so a toy icon was born.
The sweet taste probable comes from polyethylene glycol. It is a polymer of long strands which they probably used as part of the gel to help it pull back to its original shape after being stretched.
@@siddharthmathur811 ethylene glycol is anti-freeze. Polyethylene glycol is similar but forms longer strands and is used as a lubricant for things such as razors.
3:27 that sounds _way_ too much like actual bones breaking... *shudder*
Yeah that is what it sounds like. Kind of like my school's baked french fries.
C R U N C H
@hayden martin people break bones lmao
Plus you can find videos
@hayden martin
SHIT THEY KNOW
*sounds of frantic running grow increasingly faint*
**crunch, crunch** Sorry, I was eating a carrot.
Today kids we witness a man who is first crippled, then blasted by an air cannon, run over multiple times, and had his suffering finally ended by getting cut in half by water. As if that wasn't enough his body was then skinned, licked, and stretched into taffy. This is just brutal.
Especially the revert knee break
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s corn syrup lol
A brutal anime death
Ball sack first all the way up to the head is beyond brutal
Actaully, Stretch Armstrongs are indeed filled with gelled corn syrup.
Lick test was pretty straight forward on that corn syppie
@@The4stro actualy yes
You CANNOT eat the insides of a Stretch Armstrong. The cornsyrup inside is non edible and mixed with other chemicals (ones that help retain its shape) that are highly toxic is large quantities aka biting a chunk out of it. Please make sure your kids and/pets don't chew into this one!
Yep. 2 days left to live.
Now i want one
Jees, the crunch of that knee. Now I want a stretch Armstrong just for that xD
Poor man, poor stretch armstrong. I feel bad for toys after watching toy story 1, so like my entire life
Top 10 most brutal anime deaths
Lost brother?
thanks watch mojo
Top 10 brutal deaths by thanos
Lol
NineTailsGaming brutal deaths by Darkseid
What did Armstrong ever do to you?
Please leave
I thought you died
Y do u always have the most likes on youtube videos
doping, drugs. etc
stop.
After you washed him, it looked like he had scars from knee surgery. LOL
Or he took an arrow to the knee
@Night Bot weird flex but ok
They did surgery on an Armstrong
@Night Bot by the nine...
Thousandths like
5:37 Jesus you're gonna show that on the internet for millions to see? What if his kids see this video. Poor man cut in half from the balls up. Brutal.
Dr Jacket it’s just a toy. Chill.
Should really start from the head
r/wooosh
@@samzy8847 good god what is your channel
thebonerzone 1 sin
1:01 D-Class in femur breaker to recontain SCP-106 during a containment breach (colorized)
*_earrape screaming_*
Yes
*bass boosted earape scream*
Could someone please dub in the scream?
Clouds My favorite comment here so far.
The chaotic energy here is incredible
Proceeds to blow his head and arm off... Breaks his legs, rips his skin of, lick his “back meat”, then runs him over.
“It’s ok I’ve seen this in an MMA video”
As many people have already said, the bone breaking sound was really realistic. This is actually some psycho shit right here
Connor Marlow anlso he was ran over by a forklift
Anderson Silva vs Chris Weidman
@@nohbdy1122 but the second one
Toy Story would be a whole different movie if it took place in this warehouse...
Sid all grown up
sid’s grown
I feel like the insides should be colored red....
Wdym
@@jesseregnold3929 dyed red to simulate organs
Gabriel Dingle yes I strongly agree
Famlam 2 it wouldn’t be coloured red since they didn’t make it that way to be opened like that
@@febelpancake woooooosh
*”they’re healing crystals!”*
*_c r y s t a l_* *_m e t h_*
CEO of Racism that’s my favorite food
I just saw the scene when i read this
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makes sense why he’s almost immortal
*NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE*
I ate an entire stretch Armstrong once when I was a kid... it was my brothers
RIPBlueInk they taste better with barbecue sauce
Attack on titan
RIPBlueInk w
Jesus christ were times that hard
RIPBlueInk I mean the stuff inside is just boiled corn syrup
Edit: fuck I just got to the part where they said that
I think the sound of his leg breaking was more aggressive than the skinning lol
Lesson for today: your skin is holding back your stretch powers.... free the syrup!
5:35
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr Bond I expect you to die"
Working with these guys seems so awesome. Such chaotic energy, I love it
Armstrong has a corn syrup putty inside of it. It has an almost crystalline lattice that when stretched, it “remembers” what it’s shape was, and will eventually return back to normal.
There are many videos explaining this phenomenon, I didn’t even go into huge detail at all 😂
Love your channel guys! Keep up the good work! ❤️
So it's edible?
Dávid Végső yeah 😂 Not recommended tho, it’s so thick it’s unbelievably easy to choke on, and coming out the other end 😳
@@NoctN7 stop being so cringy
Playing dirty is my hobby
LOL How am I being cringey?
First off, Im letting them know what is inside it beside they were curious, secondly, are you just mad that I am smarter than you? Like I don’t understand how you can call me cringey, when all Im doing is explaining a question they asked, about the substance inside of the Stretch Armstrong.
Nocturnally guys calm down
Damn, Toy Story 4 Looking Lit
karnik Donepudi this is actually a Minecraft texture pack
The kid from the first movie came back for revenge on sum toys.
“It’s like rubbery glass”
“No they’re healing crystals”
😂
No marie their minerals
5:36 this part is like when villains kidnap someone then threaten them with a laser.
It's from James Bond......
5:42 - 6:05 what I assume giving birth feels like
😂
Sitting on your right nut
ye .
When stapling your testicles to the ground and jumping goes wrong
@@LiquidSoapDrinker how does that go right?
When being cut by the water jet, makes me think what would happen to James Bond if he didn't escape the bad guys laser.
So true.
dont think james bond is full of clear goop
@@ToxicVortex8 well he's got no kids and lays pipe every ninety feet so with all those blanks fired I'd say maybe.
I always thought he'd take a while to die while each half of his body watches the other in mute agony. You know, from the cauterization.
Waterjet would bleed you out as soon as it popped an artery.
@@ToxicVortex8 Maybe that is what they were trying to reveal to us all along, but he kept escaping. We will never know.
I love the fact that you guys get to the point. You don’t waste our time, but you still get to the ten-minute mark. I really respect your quality
2:50 That rock is... oddly shaped.
Glad someone else noticed
@@MayisaDuck same lol I was looking for this comment
He's liking it
"Made with sugar" "tried to spit it si that I don't swallow it"
@@MayisaDuck same
I looked it up and inside the stretch armstrong is made of “latex rubber filled with gelled corn syrup”
69 likes, nice
WaterJet: ARE YOU GONNA TALK?
*Stretch Man: no, but maybe my family will..*
When you break Stretch Armstrong you get his long-lost cousin "Crack Armstrong" !!!
more like "Crack Armbroke"
When you broke his leg abhahahaahahah
Like snapping off a chicken leg >.
@@umbranex9274 As some one who has broken many a bone and heard their own bones snap a time or 4 the sound oh the sound just to close to the real thing for comfort lmao
Bro I just instinctively laughed when that happened. I don’t think normal people laugh at that hahaha. We may have issues 🙃
3:25
I felt it
8:02 you turned him into stretch armstring😂
This comment is so underrated
Facts
The way he bent his leg and the way it snapped was just great 😂
1:25 - Stretch: "IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT?!"
Lol the “Oh he dead” comment! 😂😂😂
I was buff like you before I took a hydraulic press to the knee...
Now with more realistic, blown out, dead lift knees!
5:34 -
Stretch Armstrong : "Do you expect me to talk?"
Waterjet Chennel: "No Mr. Armstrong, I expect you to die"
Im a simple man, I see armstrong's nuts about to be crushed i clicked
Stretch Armstrongs are filled with gelled cornstarch.
Tasty and non-toxic!
but can you eat it? like, crayons are non toxic but you shouldnt eat those XD
@@digitalaxe6724 It's not toxic, but it's still dangerous. It's pretty easy to choke on.
@@LeafseasonMagbag that makes sense
The original stretch armstrong came out in 1976. Lets face it, terminator 2 in 1991 was just a marketing ploy to sell more armstrongs..... albeit a very very good one...
3:26 Amazing snap
That’s my bone
ASMR
I need to get a stretch armstrong just so I can freeze it and do that to various body parts. Not a weirdo just was a satisfying snap y’know?
Pretty good idea
Oh no thanos!!!!!!
I don't know why this channel cracks me up so hard.
Pro tip: if you really wanna crush test something with the forklift, grab something extremely heavy with the forks and run over whatever you're testing with the front wheels.
Pro tip: The forklift will probably not be able to get over the object, and if it does, it might damage the axle.
@@scottowens398 We do it out of necessity at least 50 times every single day (curb step), 6500lbs forlikft carrying 5500lbs.
Maybe a TCM might get damaged, but any actual forklift won't.
How it feels to chew 5 gum
1:55
Chew 5 gum, stimulate your senses.
Sense your stimulate
3:25 "that doesnt look right"😂😂😂
7:54 that dog though ❤️
Craig is my favorite! He’s so chill
More like rekt armstrong. Sorry, was that a stretch?
Why are you on this planet
I see what u did there...
Why are you the way that you are
More like a cry for help. Are you trapped in someone's basement being force to write unfunny comments?
@@bas17h4 (h e l p m e)
2:08 This sounds like a brutal execution if you close your eyes and listen to it
😲😱😵😶
This dude sounds like the bird from the regular show
Lol Mordecai or something
Ballsack to face body split- metal brutal. So glad this channel exists
Imagine just walking across the street from these guys' workshop and suddenly you see a Stretch Armstrong disembodied head coming flying at you
James Bond: “You expect me to talk?”
Goldfinger: “No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!”
James Bond: *forgets about operation grand slam*
5:36
When you know people so you live
I bet you're on an *FBI watch list* right now...
This was my favorite toy when I was 7 years old and I'm 50 now in 2018😕? I was surprised to see they still exist (Stretch Armstrong)
That crunch when he trysted the leg tho was pretty satisfying
You guys are sick
I LIKE IT. The first guy to handle Stretch looks like Paul Giamatti. lol
Neck : What attaches the head to the body
Well, yeah
Dude are you guys looking for help? Machine shop experience (water jet, lasers, welding, finish work) I'll quit my job right now for a peanut butter Snickers!
@@WaterjetChannel deal
I would have done it for the single, initial candy bar 😎
You just got played
PS you haven't lived until you cut a giant rubber band ball with the garnet off... I'm talking soccer ball
2:51 that does not look like plastic😏
Tremendous quantities of Karo corn syrup were purchased from an A&P supermarket. The syrup was boiled down to get the proper viscosity. Kuhn and Horowitz flew to Kenner’s headquarters in Cincinnati, Ohio, and presented the concept to Bernie Loomis, Kenner's president. He loved it and so a toy icon was born.
I never knew how good the catharsis of watching a Stretch Armstrong being dismembered would be, amazin lol
When I sneezed that's when you shot the air cannon xD
_“Oh he dead.”_
*FATALITY*
3:28
Snap, crackle, pop,
RICE KRISPIES!!!!
these guys have fun at work, i like that
I should not have watched that shortly before bed. Man, that was brutal!
Best life hack video ever
Life hack?
@@maggy154 it was a joke they made in the video
@@thatboymari6580 ooh haha, didnt watch the whole video before that. My mistake.
4:49 Your going to have to change that tire reeeeaaaal soon with a crack like that
5:40 This triggered my PTSD of when my ex wife had an episiotomy.
why did i google that
your wife was cut in half?
@@ludzieee4655 Lol you're welcome.
@@NonsensicalSpudz Unfortunately no.
BigWonka WAIT UNFORTUNATELY???????
This is my favorite part of working in a machine shop
Stretch Armstrong: *exists*
People with obscure machinery like water cutters, hydraulic presses, vacuum chambers: it’s free real estate!
"Have they programmed the corn syrup"
5:34
XxxgoodbyexxX 17 😂
every villain who has wanted to cut the hero with a laser is now jealous of your success
I don’t know why I laughed but the air cannon literally mage me lmao😂😂😂
Little did they know stretch armstrongs are completely edible and make a great snack
The sweet taste probable comes from polyethylene glycol. It is a polymer of long strands which they probably used as part of the gel to help it pull back to its original shape after being stretched.
Polyethylene Glycol is Anti Freeze right ?
@@siddharthmathur811 ethylene glycol is anti-freeze. Polyethylene glycol is similar but forms longer strands and is used as a lubricant for things such as razors.
Weel, you could say his mind was blown
Get it? Mindblown, because his head was blown off?
Y'all auditioning to be Bond villains? Haha, that's some crazy stuff.
These things are going to be hella valuable in a few years
Every male at 5:38 grabbing their junk and are all like *ooooooooh I feel that in my soul*
Did the exact same thing while watching it too
*Thats the thing that attaches your head to ur body*
it's almost as if that part has a name, can't think of it right now though.
Do you guys ever do real work? And if so, what do you guys do there? Thanks
What you witnessed was the real work.
The new Jigsaw trailer looks pretty good.
Armstrong handles everything.
He can't be killed.
Now cut a waterjet with Stretch Armstrong XD
"Where'd his head go?" 😂
6:15 MITOSIS?
Armstrong be like. PLZ STOP IT STOP IT 😭😭
Who else died at 3:25 when he broke stretch's legs and then you hear him say "On no, yeah I've seen this in a mma video, it ended up like this" 😂☠️
No offense but that bald guy needs to release his urges with Armstrongs before he hurts a human being.
No mr.armstrong was hurt during the making of this video
Well kinda
Ok they were all dead😐
5:49 dead body watching in back
You oughta do some of this with high speed cameras. Team up with the Slow Mo Guys.
i like the doggo just freely scootin about the shop 7:54 :))))
Just two grown men playing with a kids doll.....
The inside of stretch Armstrong is corn syrup
Alpha127 no it’s baking powder
Kino Barrera no it’s corn syrup... look it up
Alpha127 no it’s not!!! I said it’s baking powder so it’s baking powder idiot!
Kino Barrera the inside of stretch Armstrong is corn syrup...