As a neighboring Swedish fella, I can only agree. Notice the norwegian accent right away. I think norwegian is the one language, here in Scandinavia at least, that retains almost it's entire vocal sound no matter if it's norwegian speaking their own tongue or if they speak english. There is almost no change in the tone of the word pronounced, I find that fascinating.
@@Slick44 Firstly, I will clearly state that I acknowledge and respect your right to freedom of speech. Any refusal of or disrespect to it is nothing short of inhumane and tyrannical. Nevertheless, I question your purpose of investing your valuable time in calling me, your fellow human, ''cringe''. Not only is it pointless, since it caused no harm of any sort, it is also betraying of your intolerant nature as a sentient being and of your tendency to go out of your way to insult your fellow humans on purely subjective matters, which seems boorish and crass from my perspective. Secondly, I, as a human being also with an innate right to freedom of speech, am allowed, by said right, to make humorous remarks about or in reference to whatever form of media I see fit, for it is harmless and in good-natured fun, with no intention to cause harm of the physical, psychological or spiritual sort. Thirdly, no u Fourthly and lastly, omfg is ur username a reference to the best member of Neebs Gaming??
@@dean_l33 this is true that the Romans had same segs relations, but it was almost exclusively between an older male dominant and a young (mostly underage) submissive. And the Romans would only look down on the submissive for taking the feminine role but not the Dominant in that situation because that’s the male role. The revisionism comes when lefties these days claim that those Roman homosexual relations were exactly like todays west and that they were tolerant and accepting, they absolutely were not and it was nothing like today.
Lol guys read a book about rome and homosexuality. Its not that hard to find. Rome and even old greece were faaaaaar away of accepting gay activities. It wasnt particualy illegal but was not accepted at all by society. Gay art from greece can actully narrowed down to not even 10 pieces that shows nothing but intercourse that could even rape while there is a big amount of written hate. Rome didnt liked it either. Even the higher class would be very silent about it. It was considered dirty, humiliating and against their gods wills. The Picture If free homosexuals and a multiculture is modern fan fiction from the left. The "woke" romes and greece people made a Slave empire, that the most "multicultural" it gets and gays were not accepted by society. If you got power, the poor people would leave you alone yes but then the higher class would use it to control you. Because if you decline they would call you rapist and No one would believe that two men would come together for love or they call it evil magic against Nature. Homophobic social norms were not created by jews or Christians. They were Adapted from greece and rome. The only ancient civilication we dont know for sure are the celts.... simply because they did not wrote anything down
The fcking rieklings with their unexplainable reflect damage perk and the insane damage they did 💀. Also the werewolves were brutal. Even with a full set of daedric armor that was fully repaired they still shred through my health bar pretty fast.
@@Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce killed dagoth ur without a scratch, beat almalexia in a duel, demigods are nothing to me HOLY FUCK 5 RIEKLING RAIDERS RUN RUN RUN RUN
The part where it switched from Arnold to the first person view of the 1 on 1 with the the brown bear was so surreal and funny at the same time its hilarious 😂
I think what they mean when they say "milkdrinker" is you're still young and underdeveloped enough to need your mother's milk, or to drink unfermented milk like a baby instead of the fermented stuff. Of course, Bethesda doesn't have the fermented stuff in game, but many traditional cultures had some form of yogurt, kefir, etc. that most adults consumed.
No just a history buff. Fun fact about the subject. When Julius Caeser was young, he was on a diplomatic mission to Bithynia. He stayed much longer than planned and a rumor started spreading that he was in a relationship with King Nicomedes of Bithynia and that Caeser wasn't the "giver". Caesar would deny this his entire life, but his political enemies would continue to spread them. Years later, after he conquered Gual, graffiti appeared in Rome stating "Caesar may have conquered Gaul, but Nicomedes conquered Caesar."@@UlvenTES
Nords in Morrowind: So I was hired to guard this lady but she was hot so I kinda wanted to.. y'know... Anyway she cursed me or something so pls find her and get my clothes back kthx
Nords in Skyrim: So I like this girl but I'm afraid that she likes this local Wood Elf...tell her? No no no that wouldn't make sense. So I wrote this letter you see, posing as aforementioned Wood Elf, and my fail-proof plan is to give it to you and you can give the letter to her, and there is no way she will ask him about it, and maybe then she'll jump in my lap...
"I will bathe in your blood" As a random battle call while exploring somewhere in Morrowind and out comes a crazed, naked Nord wielding a Claymore. This video was painfully accurate.
@@xxXXRAPXXxx Probably not. There aren't many enemies that hit you with cold damage, and the ones that do, usually don't survive long to attacks or their attacks can be dodged (ie mages that use frost magic). What I more commonly will die to is poison (damn you dwemer traps), fire (almost everything and their grandma in Morrowind loves fire), or diseases (I'm looking at you you nasty AF cliff racers).
@@lordpalandus11 Dodging mages is all well and good until you can;t (big aoe or you are in a cave.) and sure everything uses fire..... so you use fire protection like anyone else and still can laugh at frost atronahs and storm bois do 50% damage too (Nords had 100% frost AND 50% lighting resistance if i remember correctly. Both magics are rarer but stronger usually). As for poison and disease i don't think i died to them (other then the op darts in mournhold.) I ususaly have cure disease spells (and restore attribute for bonewalkers and shit) and all is fine. But less talking MORE RAIDING!
Meeting a bord with a two handed axe in morrowind was pretty much the same as meeting conan the barbarian while you are just a regular dude. It felt soo good after multiple reloads to finally beat her.
Nords in Morrowind were just plain beasts when it came to their racial abilities. The only race with an elemental immunity and the the only race with two elemental resistances in addition to being tied with redguards for maximum potential HP. Really useful for the main quest because all of dagoth urs minions use shock spells. They got nerfed with each release. In Skyrim orcs are now the ultimate badasses
I remember dreading de idea of going to solthsheim my whole playthrough, not many games can invoke this type of feeling, morrowind really is something special
I assume the Conan the Barbarian is the Disney one, since if you know anything about real Norse lore you would know they can get down right freaky. Hell I'm not going to even include the time Loki turned into a mare and got impregnated so that he could win a bet.
@@odlfmariner470 well yeah most of the real freaky stuff is in mythology since that was fairly accepted as stuff they could ignore back in the day. On the other hand much of the gay stuff was altered or erased by monks in later centuries. On a side note I remember a fun little story about how one of my viking ancestors stole a Scottish clan heads daughter, he apparently liked her a lot and went back to Scotland to ask for her hand in marriage. Obviously he wasn't going to give her back so her father agreed since a wife has certain rights a concubine doesn't.
Gonna put up a comment here. Gives solid advice for starting out as a beginner. ''Here is the basic rule of combat: Chance to Hit score = (Attacker's Hit Rate - Defender's Evasion)% Attacker's Hit rate = (Weapon Skill + (Agility / 5) + (Luck / 10)) * (0.75 + 0.5 * Current Fatigue / Maximum Fatigue) + Fortify Attack Magnitude + Blind Magnitude Defender's Hit rate = ((Agility / 5) + (Luck / 10)) * (0.75 + 0.5 * Current Fatigue / Maximum Fatigue) + Sanctuary Magnitude As you can see weapon skill and fatigue are super-important and high agility attribute also helps. Fortify attack - you can get it using a spell or selecting the warrior birth sign (+10) Sanctuary - you can get it using spells, playing a dunmer (racial power +50), or selecting the thief birth sign (+10) Here are some tips for combat: - if you plan to do a lot of melee combat try building a character with at least 1 major weapon skill (skill starts at 30, or 40 if the skill belongs to your specialization - combat or stealth) - try choosing a weapon skill your race is best suited for (you can get up to 55 if your race gives you +15) - always keep your stamina up!!! drink a potion if you have to - try using a weapon you are most proficient with - use a bound weapon for the +10 fortify weapon bonus (its also a daedric weapon!!!) - always use your best attack for max damage - attack enemies from stealth if you can for +50% damage (chameleon or invisibility works) - try raising your strength over 50 to get bonus damage - it is worth spending some gold on training if your weapon skill is really low Some other useful tips: - your movement speed is directly influenced by your speed attribute and your total Encumbrance - Athletics will increase your running and swimming speed at a cost of stamina, so careful not burning all stamina before combat - if you cannot bear walking slow at the start, it might be a good choice to select the steed birthsign (+25 speed) - there are boots in the game with an enchantment that makes you run insanely fast, but I will keep it a surprise for you to find out. Starting slow might be painful, but it will help you appreciate the speed later once you find a way around it - either by using bullshit items, bullshit spells, high stats, skills or some other crazy solution you can come up with. Have fun!''
It takes some getting used to if Skyrim was your first Elder Scrolls game, but it's well worth playing. I'd suggest looking into how to build a decent starting character before playing, though, because that's what tends to ruin the experience for people trying the game for the first time.
@@Ventryx Could have been waaaay longer. I figure to keep the combat and movement speed in, since these are usually what beginners have a problem with.
Oh god RUclips no what have you done. This is the 4th skyrim video I’ve been recommended today, it’s been a year or so since I played so now I literally have no choice but to start another mage archer play through and put 300 hours into it
This is like when people on tiktok compare the completely fictional show of vikings with modern day Scandinavia 😂 But man norsemen really can cheer me up any day. Fun video you made!
Honestly to bring up anything from tv series Vikings to anything viking related is just pain in the ass and straight up rape. And I've loved first two seasons.
I feel that Elder Scrolls 5 has a realistic view of a “modern” Skyrim since between ES III and ES V there’s a 200 year gap, a lot can change in the span of 200 years, the age of Nordic heroes are practically dying in Skyrim at this point and has become more tame and more political similar to how Scandinavian countries aren’t full of Vikings anymore due to entering a modern era, some resisted and many accepted while respecting tradition similar to how Skyrim is portrayed in ES V
If you're going to take it that far, then why, after so many hundreds of years between games, no one has progressed beyond a medieval level of technology? If they are able to have societal change, why not technological change as well?
@@manoffewords1 if you look at this way, I’m sure many are afraid to progress technologically considering what they’ve seen with the Dwemer. No one knows what happened to the Dwemer in-game so among the people of Tamriel’s POV they can imagine that being too technologically advanced is what killed them off and besides I’d see no reason to advance if your civilization wielded magic like any other tool but ofc ultimately the only reason why we get the medieval setting is cause it looks cool
@@manoffewords1 The biggest problem with technology development is the existence of magic. Think about it; if in real life, we could study some words and snap our fingers to make fire, then anyone smart enough to do so would do so, rather than develop the technology to do so. All the smart people spend their time studying how to make bigger fireballs or more effective charm spells, so technology never evolves past simple machines and principles.
@dysfunctionalthor4719 Well, like you said, no one really knows what happened to the Dwemer, but they did leave pockets of their medieval steam-punk technology all over. You would think in all that time, someone would have tried to reverse-engineer some of it or at least try to find out how it works. Instead, they just collect it as trinkets and decorations.
I miss playing a nord in Morrowind and just bullying every magic user I came across. "Oh you cast a shock spell at me? Ha! I have 50% natural resistance! Now taste my axe!"
Some people would point to the election of donald trump, others to the neglect of covid-19 precautions letting millions of people die, but I would say the decisive event that caused our universe to split into the worst timeline is the decision to set elder scrolls 5 in Skyrim.
@@UlvenTES Morrowind II would be cool, but I think exploring other uncovered lands would be better. Imagine TES VI set in Akavir and the return of Uriel V!
This reeks of something a thalmor would post no nord would be caught doing such devious acts, the thalmor have posted this to cause division amongst the nords
Yeah. I just started playing Morrowind for the first time again in years, and I really miss the tribal Germanic influence the Nords in that game had. Kinda' getting sick of Viking stuff myself..
That was how I actually beat Morrowind, NGL. Me and my friend group have a joke about how my experience with Morrowind went. I had played as an Argonian playthrough 5 times, and each time, at varying points throughout the game, my save file would be corrupted. Power would go out during saves, sometimes my Xbox would just be turned off and I'd come back to find the game unloadable. Even when I had multiple save files this would happen to all of them, even when ones would have worked. My friends joke saying that it must have been Dagoth's doing because he hates Argonians. SO then I played as a Nord, and 12 year old me being ignorant of how RPGs were designed, went to Soltheim, and trained from level 1-16 there first. It was a slough with many a reload, but eventually I got Hircine's ring and then training became much easier when I couldn't handle the quests I was on, as I'd just slot on the ring and go ham. Eventually, I went back to morrowind and did the quests like I should have, was over-leveled and beat the game with that Nord character. I still play argonians in the newer games, but I still need to go back and beat it as an Argonian.
Let's be real here. Apart from the lore books the in-game nords in Morrowind just say something like "welcome to place would you like to know about a specific person"
How so? Just curious. I know I made a nord as a kid in Morrorwind for a couple of hours. Tall, muscular, white half long hair and with a blue tattoo covering half of his face. Can’t remember much more cause I got too scared by the critters back then. In Skyrim I played years ago a sexy female stealth archer. So I lack the comparison
@@klavicus2276 they didn't, people simply like to bring this stuff out while comparing Morrowind to Skyrim. The only actually lame depiction of Nords is in Oblivion, where almost everyone was either a bandit or drunkard. Skyrim actually showed every part of Nords character: there's drunkards, there's mages, there's warriors and there's nobles. I'd dare say that Skyrim actually made Nords more interesting of a race, prior to Skyrim they were just stereotypical vikings and barbarians (in the games atleast)
@@minstrel9806and now in Skyrim they are stereotypical milk drinking humans. Like, what makes them special now? Frost resistance? I'd rather have barbarians. Had a good laugh from "every part of Nord's character", especially at the "mages". One initiate in the College and couple of court wizards aren't a good representation of Nord mages
Fun fact, what the guys are saying about viking law is wrong. Theres nothing about being the active law. Being a homosexually wasnt differenciated if you are the top or bottom, you were bogged either way. If it was found out. Its also not viking law, its germanic law lol. The myth stems from some dude that speculated, its not actually a fact
Part Two here : ruclips.net/video/mHH389OI0Q4/видео.html
Enjoy :)
Nord in Morrowind drinking too much Sujamma finding themselves half naked in Solstheim fighting the most dangerous creatures ever
Aside from the ex-wife DLC
Why is it everytime you see a half naked nord you think they were cursed by a witch or something
@@TheChayxxx the tale of Hlormar Wine-Sot
@@keithmanfredi Forstaag the Sweltering
Literally a Conan story
As a norwegian i immediately recognize that accent
truly lore-friendly
The wonderful Norwegian accent, I love it
Series Title is Norsemen if you're interested. It's pretty good 🤭
As a neighboring Swedish fella, I can only agree. Notice the norwegian accent right away.
I think norwegian is the one language, here in Scandinavia at least, that retains almost it's entire vocal sound no matter if it's norwegian speaking their own tongue or if they speak english.
There is almost no change in the tone of the word pronounced, I find that fascinating.
@@--JawZ-- cmon itssounds like sco ish
Or irish whatever
What happens in Jorrvaskr stays in Jorrvaskr
Cringe
Don’t ask don’t tell the Jarl.
@@Slick44you’re cringe.
@@ChadKakashi anime pfp. Don’t need to say more
@@Slick44 Firstly, I will clearly state that I acknowledge and respect your right to freedom of speech. Any refusal of or disrespect to it is nothing short of inhumane and tyrannical. Nevertheless, I question your purpose of investing your valuable time in calling me, your fellow human, ''cringe''. Not only is it pointless, since it caused no harm of any sort, it is also betraying of your intolerant nature as a sentient being and of your tendency to go out of your way to insult your fellow humans on purely subjective matters, which seems boorish and crass from my perspective.
Secondly, I, as a human being also with an innate right to freedom of speech, am allowed, by said right, to make humorous remarks about or in reference to whatever form of media I see fit, for it is harmless and in good-natured fun, with no intention to cause harm of the physical, psychological or spiritual sort.
Thirdly, no u
Fourthly and lastly, omfg is ur username a reference to the best member of Neebs Gaming??
Everybody straight till Balimund starts performing miracles with steel.
Ahahaha
Hey, I'm straight as an arrow. But even I'll confess that Balimund is one hot piece of man meat.
I always gay marry balimund
Gods be praised
I read with the nord accent lol
It's not gay if it's YOUR shield-brother (Battle buddy)
True!
Well you're obviously a Marine.
"Shield-brother I am stuck in Drakkar again UwU"
@@MiksusCraft "What are you doing, shield-bro?"
It's not gay if you're the top*
Nords in Morrowind: stand in one spot for eternity complaining about witches cursing them
That's one of the most hilarious things in Morrowind
Well, that guy was unable to move prior to the avatars help.
I just started Morrowind a few days ago. Already found that fella, but he died to a flying jellyfish :(
So there are more of these? Good :)
@@Hagelnot3 of them to be exact. Can you find them all?
*AT THIS POINT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT "VIKING LAW"*
Fun fact: it was the same in Ancient Rome.
@@nakenmil At this point I'm not sure if that's real or just some revisionism by the tumblrite
@@iminyourwalls8309 I doubt that. Those were the time when human sacrifices are widly considered an essential part of religious freedom
@@dean_l33 this is true that the Romans had same segs relations, but it was almost exclusively between an older male dominant and a young (mostly underage) submissive. And the Romans would only look down on the submissive for taking the feminine role but not the Dominant in that situation because that’s the male role.
The revisionism comes when lefties these days claim that those Roman homosexual relations were exactly like todays west and that they were tolerant and accepting, they absolutely were not and it was nothing like today.
Lol guys read a book about rome and homosexuality. Its not that hard to find. Rome and even old greece were faaaaaar away of accepting gay activities. It wasnt particualy illegal but was not accepted at all by society. Gay art from greece can actully narrowed down to not even 10 pieces that shows nothing but intercourse that could even rape while there is a big amount of written hate.
Rome didnt liked it either. Even the higher class would be very silent about it. It was considered dirty, humiliating and against their gods wills.
The Picture If free homosexuals and a multiculture is modern fan fiction from the left. The "woke" romes and greece people made a Slave empire, that the most "multicultural" it gets and gays were not accepted by society. If you got power, the poor people would leave you alone yes but then the higher class would use it to control you. Because if you decline they would call you rapist and No one would believe that two men would come together for love or they call it evil magic against Nature.
Homophobic social norms were not created by jews or Christians. They were Adapted from greece and rome.
The only ancient civilication we dont know for sure are the celts.... simply because they did not wrote anything down
Solstheim was genuinely brutal in Morrowind
Great video though
Thanks !
it was brutal on my graphic card at the time. my poor nvidia 2 couldnt handle the blizzards up there
The fcking rieklings with their unexplainable reflect damage perk and the insane damage they did 💀. Also the werewolves were brutal. Even with a full set of daedric armor that was fully repaired they still shred through my health bar pretty fast.
@@Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce killed dagoth ur without a scratch, beat almalexia in a duel, demigods are nothing to me HOLY FUCK 5 RIEKLING RAIDERS RUN RUN RUN RUN
@enha6008 What, are you playing a short blade assassin/thief? A mage without custom spells?
The part where it switched from Arnold to the first person view of the 1 on 1 with the the brown bear was so surreal and funny at the same time its hilarious 😂
Morrowind Nord : Sujamma addict
Skyrim Nord : Sweet roll addict
lmao
Nords in Morrowind actually drink their milk
Skyrim nords don't drink any milk so they lack of vitamine D and testosterone, that's why..
@@UlvenTESSkyrim nords drink something with a similar color but thicker texture and sticky.
I think what they mean when they say "milkdrinker" is you're still young and underdeveloped enough to need your mother's milk, or to drink unfermented milk like a baby instead of the fermented stuff. Of course, Bethesda doesn't have the fermented stuff in game, but many traditional cultures had some form of yogurt, kefir, etc. that most adults consumed.
@@TheSpecialJ11that is exactly what it is, other people are just making an incorrect joke
@@CyranofromBergeracwhat is it? I’ll have to try it sometime
You can enter sovengard as soon as you are the active part
I knew a guy that actually made that argument. That as long as you are the one giving it then it's not gay. 😂
And if the socks stay on, ofc
Ahahha
Ancient Romans kind of had that attitude. What really mattered is whether you were the "giver" or "givee".
Are you the guy @mobspeak is referring to ?@@nickm1242
No just a history buff. Fun fact about the subject. When Julius Caeser was young, he was on a diplomatic mission to Bithynia.
He stayed much longer than planned and a rumor started spreading that he was in a relationship with King Nicomedes of Bithynia and that Caeser wasn't the "giver".
Caesar would deny this his entire life, but his political enemies would continue to spread them.
Years later, after he conquered Gual, graffiti appeared in Rome stating "Caesar may have conquered Gaul, but Nicomedes conquered Caesar."@@UlvenTES
Nords in Morrowind: So I was hired to guard this lady but she was hot so I kinda wanted to.. y'know... Anyway she cursed me or something so pls find her and get my clothes back kthx
Classic witch / nord relationship
Nords in Skyrim: So I like this girl but I'm afraid that she likes this local Wood Elf...tell her? No no no that wouldn't make sense. So I wrote this letter you see, posing as aforementioned Wood Elf, and my fail-proof plan is to give it to you and you can give the letter to her, and there is no way she will ask him about it, and maybe then she'll jump in my lap...
I love Norsemen and Conan. Great edit.
Me too 🤝 thanks man!
"AAYAEYEAAGGHHEEAAGHHEEAAYY AAAHHGGHHYYYEEEAAAAGHYY!" - Nord beast; IQ: 30.
Lmao same I didnt expect to see norsemen in this
Norsemen is criminally underrated
"I will bathe in your blood" As a random battle call while exploring somewhere in Morrowind and out comes a crazed, naked Nord wielding a Claymore. This video was painfully accurate.
Cliff racers can take a toll on anyones psyche
Would you wear clothes with the body of the average Nord and with 100% cold resistance?
@@xxXXRAPXXxx Probably not. There aren't many enemies that hit you with cold damage, and the ones that do, usually don't survive long to attacks or their attacks can be dodged (ie mages that use frost magic). What I more commonly will die to is poison (damn you dwemer traps), fire (almost everything and their grandma in Morrowind loves fire), or diseases (I'm looking at you you nasty AF cliff racers).
@@lordpalandus11 Dodging mages is all well and good until you can;t (big aoe or you are in a cave.) and sure everything uses fire..... so you use fire protection like anyone else and still can laugh at frost atronahs and storm bois do 50% damage too (Nords had 100% frost AND 50% lighting resistance if i remember correctly. Both magics are rarer but stronger usually). As for poison and disease i don't think i died to them (other then the op darts in mournhold.) I ususaly have cure disease spells (and restore attribute for bonewalkers and shit) and all is fine.
But less talking MORE RAIDING!
Nords in Skyrim: We are men. *MANLY MEN*
Being an ultra xenophobic nazi is anything but being manly.
@@ZoifersanIt was a joke
Oh wow!
Aela the Huntress, Lydia, Mjoll the Lioness and other manly woMen of Skyrim: We are indeed 🙂
All lovely ladies love the copter
Brilliant
We miss you
The way he said "on the contrary" had me dead.
Like what do you mean? Was he that good?
You, sir, are now the most honorable 😂
Ahaha, this series is amazing by the way
Nord in Skyrim: „damn you thalmor, I will still worship Talos“
Nord in Morrowind: „seen any elves? HAHAHA“
Lol
Nords by the time of Skyrim really have been cucked by the empire. Truly sad to see.
@@globmonkey200716102 Cucked by bethesda.
Bro, just pulled the Viking version of "it's not gay if the balls don't touch". F'ing Legend.
Meeting a bord with a two handed axe in morrowind was pretty much the same as meeting conan the barbarian while you are just a regular dude.
It felt soo good after multiple reloads to finally beat her.
Getting one shot by a a two handed iron axe in the beginning, that's the beauty of Morrowind
You missed the part where he gets paralyzed by a witch and then stripped nude for the lulz.
Hehehe
Arnold as Conan is the perfect Morrowind-era Nord!
I love Conan movies with Schwarzenegger. I just watched it recently. It's a shame that they only filmed two parts.
The first movie is so good !
Conan the destroyer kinda sucks ass tho
They also had Red Sonja.
@mr.careka365 I actually liked Conan the destroyer. Feels like a D&D party quest
You might like the Dark Horse comics starring Conan.
Nords in Morrowind were just plain beasts when it came to their racial abilities. The only race with an elemental immunity and the the only race with two elemental resistances in addition to being tied with redguards for maximum potential HP. Really useful for the main quest because all of dagoth urs minions use shock spells. They got nerfed with each release. In Skyrim orcs are now the ultimate badasses
Nords are OP in Morrowind alongside Redguards
Bretons, 25% Magic resist is OP
@@thiagomoreiratsr Magic resistance doesnt protects u from elemental DMG tho
A woman in Morrowind is the most dangerous opponent for a Nord
Especially a witch!
Norsemen was such a great show
This is like the contrast of the 90s vs. 2000s. The second part was the entirety of 2000s.
It's true somehow ahaha
Nords and Orcs were at their best in Oblivion. Hilarious.
They really got tamed in the 4th era
Imperial influence
@@UlvenTES of course bunch of femboys
Ouroboros, baby cake. There is no enemy in absolute terms. We’re always weak. Always strong.
I remember dreading de idea of going to solthsheim my whole playthrough, not many games can invoke this type of feeling, morrowind really is something special
Solstheim is kinda cool as well, no as special as vvardenfell
Man for a second I thought that skyrim nord is that guy from the channel called shadiversity
Lmao
Real Nordic lore vs Disney/Marvel Nordic lore LOL
I assume the Conan the Barbarian is the Disney one, since if you know anything about real Norse lore you would know they can get down right freaky. Hell I'm not going to even include the time Loki turned into a mare and got impregnated so that he could win a bet.
@@johnchristianson515yeah but that's just the mythology.
@@odlfmariner470 well yeah most of the real freaky stuff is in mythology since that was fairly accepted as stuff they could ignore back in the day. On the other hand much of the gay stuff was altered or erased by monks in later centuries. On a side note I remember a fun little story about how one of my viking ancestors stole a Scottish clan heads daughter, he apparently liked her a lot and went back to Scotland to ask for her hand in marriage. Obviously he wasn't going to give her back so her father agreed since a wife has certain rights a concubine doesn't.
@@johnchristianson515 I remember this, it was a very disturbing moment reading about pregnant Loki 😂
If it was Disney/Marvel Nordic lore they would be black and Asian.
Morrowind must be something amazing!!! Because ive only played Skyrim and loved it!!!
You should give it a try :)
Gonna put up a comment here. Gives solid advice for starting out as a beginner.
''Here is the basic rule of combat:
Chance to Hit score = (Attacker's Hit Rate - Defender's Evasion)%
Attacker's Hit rate = (Weapon Skill + (Agility / 5) + (Luck / 10)) * (0.75 + 0.5 * Current Fatigue / Maximum Fatigue) + Fortify Attack Magnitude + Blind Magnitude
Defender's Hit rate = ((Agility / 5) + (Luck / 10)) * (0.75 + 0.5 * Current Fatigue / Maximum Fatigue) + Sanctuary Magnitude
As you can see weapon skill and fatigue are super-important and high agility attribute also helps.
Fortify attack - you can get it using a spell or selecting the warrior birth sign (+10)
Sanctuary - you can get it using spells, playing a dunmer (racial power +50), or selecting the thief birth sign (+10)
Here are some tips for combat:
- if you plan to do a lot of melee combat try building a character with at least 1 major weapon skill (skill starts at 30, or 40 if the skill belongs to your specialization - combat or stealth)
- try choosing a weapon skill your race is best suited for (you can get up to 55 if your race gives you +15)
- always keep your stamina up!!! drink a potion if you have to
- try using a weapon you are most proficient with
- use a bound weapon for the +10 fortify weapon bonus (its also a daedric weapon!!!)
- always use your best attack for max damage
- attack enemies from stealth if you can for +50% damage (chameleon or invisibility works)
- try raising your strength over 50 to get bonus damage
- it is worth spending some gold on training if your weapon skill is really low
Some other useful tips:
- your movement speed is directly influenced by your speed attribute and your total Encumbrance
- Athletics will increase your running and swimming speed at a cost of stamina, so careful not burning all stamina before combat
- if you cannot bear walking slow at the start, it might be a good choice to select the steed birthsign (+25 speed)
- there are boots in the game with an enchantment that makes you run insanely fast, but I will keep it a surprise for you to find out.
Starting slow might be painful, but it will help you appreciate the speed later once you find a way around it - either by using bullshit items, bullshit spells, high stats, skills or some other crazy solution you can come up with.
Have fun!''
It takes some getting used to if Skyrim was your first Elder Scrolls game, but it's well worth playing. I'd suggest looking into how to build a decent starting character before playing, though, because that's what tends to ruin the experience for people trying the game for the first time.
@@Ventryx Could have been waaaay longer.
I figure to keep the combat and movement speed in, since these are usually what beginners have a problem with.
Morrowind is really cool. And you can basically run it on a toaster because it's ancient.
Ye like to dance close to the fire, DONTCHA?
I pray to Crom, but he doesn't listen.
Norsemen is so underrated. Great to see it getting some attention
NOT A NORDIC PERSON, UNLESS YOU COUNT AUSTRIA AS A NORDIC COUNTRY, LOL !!
It's better to be a giver than a taker.
Queek Headgiver agrees.
Even the Bible teaches us its better to give than to receive
Talos giveth and Talos taketh. Must be bi.
Only pitchers go to Valhalla.
Nords are always both.
The Nords in Morrowind are naked and looking for a witch :P
True ahah
Actually Conan meets a witch and get naked at some point but not paralyzed
Oh god RUclips no what have you done. This is the 4th skyrim video I’ve been recommended today, it’s been a year or so since I played so now I literally have no choice but to start another mage archer play through and put 300 hours into it
We always go back to Skyrim at some point ahhah
I was expecting a scene from American History X or something lol
This is like when people on tiktok compare the completely fictional show of vikings with modern day Scandinavia 😂
But man norsemen really can cheer me up any day. Fun video you made!
Honestly to bring up anything from tv series Vikings to anything viking related is just pain in the ass and straight up rape. And I've loved first two seasons.
That clip is one of my favorite from the show haha
Ahahah Orm is so funny
Knowing what was to come I immediately spit my bread out at 0:46
nords in obilvion:you know what they say HOME'S IS WHERE YOU HANG YOUR ENEMY'S HEAD
I must have missed Conan the Nerevarine.
I long for the days of high adventure.
Hey, this Nord just saw what the Spartans and Sacred Band of Thebes were up to, and figured he’d want a chance to impress his battle buddies 😁
The Nord in Morrowind would be running from wolves.
You couldn't run 20 steps without running into Berserkers in Bloodmoon lmao. So definitely accurate using Arnold from Conan there.
You can't run 10 step without being attacked by something in Solstheim ahahah
Nord: Okay i have had enough ale for tonight.
You like to dance close to the fire, don't ya?
I feel that Elder Scrolls 5 has a realistic view of a “modern” Skyrim since between ES III and ES V there’s a 200 year gap, a lot can change in the span of 200 years, the age of Nordic heroes are practically dying in Skyrim at this point and has become more tame and more political similar to how Scandinavian countries aren’t full of Vikings anymore due to entering a modern era, some resisted and many accepted while respecting tradition similar to how Skyrim is portrayed in ES V
If you're going to take it that far, then why, after so many hundreds of years between games, no one has progressed beyond a medieval level of technology? If they are able to have societal change, why not technological change as well?
@@manoffewords1 if you look at this way, I’m sure many are afraid to progress technologically considering what they’ve seen with the Dwemer. No one knows what happened to the Dwemer in-game so among the people of Tamriel’s POV they can imagine that being too technologically advanced is what killed them off and besides I’d see no reason to advance if your civilization wielded magic like any other tool but ofc ultimately the only reason why we get the medieval setting is cause it looks cool
@@manoffewords1 The biggest problem with technology development is the existence of magic. Think about it; if in real life, we could study some words and snap our fingers to make fire, then anyone smart enough to do so would do so, rather than develop the technology to do so. All the smart people spend their time studying how to make bigger fireballs or more effective charm spells, so technology never evolves past simple machines and principles.
@dysfunctionalthor4719 Well, like you said, no one really knows what happened to the Dwemer, but they did leave pockets of their medieval steam-punk technology all over. You would think in all that time, someone would have tried to reverse-engineer some of it or at least try to find out how it works. Instead, they just collect it as trinkets and decorations.
@@whakamol to each their own
I miss playing a nord in Morrowind and just bullying every magic user I came across.
"Oh you cast a shock spell at me? Ha! I have 50% natural resistance! Now taste my axe!"
Nords are definitely overpowered, probably S tier race with Redguard and maybe Breton
These are the imperials in Skyrim: but in Oblivion they were men
True true
"What is steel, compared to the hand that wields it?"
I guess things are just More Relaxed and Easy in the Homeland!
Must have been imperial nords
For sure lol
In other words, Sweden versus Finland 😂
Ahahahah
Somalians in Tamriel?
Was super sad when they canceled Norseman. That show was hilarious.
One classmate that i had used almost the same argument ' if you are the one active you are not gay at all '
😂😂😂
The people who appear in the Skyrim reference are from the norsemen series
Pass the skooma.
I was hoping it would be about racism but this is great too
You had too high expectations ahah
Seen any ELVES?! HAHAHAHAAHA!!
Some people would point to the election of donald trump, others to the neglect of covid-19 precautions letting millions of people die, but I would say the decisive event that caused our universe to split into the worst timeline is the decision to set elder scrolls 5 in Skyrim.
Meanwhile they could have made Morrowind II
@@UlvenTES Morrowind II would be cool, but I think exploring other uncovered lands would be better. Imagine TES VI set in Akavir and the return of Uriel V!
@@lovecraftfan2793 Ahah yes whatever I'm excited about TES VI, let's just hope it's not as bad as Starfield :(
Racism rating goes up 200% upon stepping into Morrowind
@@thegr8spadel225 It was supposed to be a skill but they abandoned the idea
Norsemen is so funny, definitely recommend
This reeks of something a thalmor would post no nord would be caught doing such devious acts, the thalmor have posted this to cause division amongst the nords
Yeah. I just started playing Morrowind for the first time again in years, and I really miss the tribal Germanic influence the Nords in that game had. Kinda' getting sick of Viking stuff myself..
I’ll never play skyrim as a nord again.
make it "ill never play skyrim again" vvardenfell awaits
Wise words
Yup, that's how i imagined Skyrim, before Skyrim came out. I was hoping it would be more... Conanic
I recommend people watch Norsemen, show is a hidden gem.
+1 amazing series
*coughs obligatory "Skyrim Home of the Nords" plug for "Tamriel Rebuilt" mod for Morrowind
"It's not gay to top"- Old Norse proverb
Love Northmen, one of the best series I've ever seen
You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords.
Haven't laughed this hard in days. :D
Ahaha my pleasure :)))
...there are Nords and there are nords...just as there are Imperial mongrel n'wahs and imperial Mongrel N'wahs...lol...
Norseman was such a great show 😂😂
That was how I actually beat Morrowind, NGL.
Me and my friend group have a joke about how my experience with Morrowind went. I had played as an Argonian playthrough 5 times, and each time, at varying points throughout the game, my save file would be corrupted. Power would go out during saves, sometimes my Xbox would just be turned off and I'd come back to find the game unloadable. Even when I had multiple save files this would happen to all of them, even when ones would have worked. My friends joke saying that it must have been Dagoth's doing because he hates Argonians.
SO then I played as a Nord, and 12 year old me being ignorant of how RPGs were designed, went to Soltheim, and trained from level 1-16 there first. It was a slough with many a reload, but eventually I got Hircine's ring and then training became much easier when I couldn't handle the quests I was on, as I'd just slot on the ring and go ham. Eventually, I went back to morrowind and did the quests like I should have, was over-leveled and beat the game with that Nord character.
I still play argonians in the newer games, but I still need to go back and beat it as an Argonian.
Lmao starting your training in Solstheim sounds like a tough life, what a warrior mindset
Let's be real here. Apart from the lore books the in-game nords in Morrowind just say something like "welcome to place would you like to know about a specific person"
I love that show Norseman l. Gutted they didn't carry it on.
as a nord in real life this is verry accurate.
Ahahah 🤣
“Ehleeghal”
Me playing as a Nord in Skyrim: boring and predictable..
Me playing as a Nord in morrowind: I HAVE THE POWER
Dude this is on point as hell.
Ahahah thanks a lot
@@UlvenTES You're welcome. Thank you for this comedy gold.
Nords in Morrowind?
More like N’wah.
True
Nords in Skyrim must be suffering from to much chemicals in the water that’s making the frogs gay.
Eyy, Norsemen reference, cool
😎
They really did make nords lame in TESV.
How so? Just curious. I know I made a nord as a kid in Morrorwind for a couple of hours. Tall, muscular, white half long hair and with a blue tattoo covering half of his face. Can’t remember much more cause I got too scared by the critters back then. In Skyrim I played years ago a sexy female stealth archer. So I lack the comparison
@@klavicus2276 Nords in Skyrim are literally nazi xenophobic rednecks
@@klavicus2276 they didn't, people simply like to bring this stuff out while comparing Morrowind to Skyrim. The only actually lame depiction of Nords is in Oblivion, where almost everyone was either a bandit or drunkard.
Skyrim actually showed every part of Nords character: there's drunkards, there's mages, there's warriors and there's nobles.
I'd dare say that Skyrim actually made Nords more interesting of a race, prior to Skyrim they were just stereotypical vikings and barbarians (in the games atleast)
@@minstrel9806 👍🤍
@@minstrel9806and now in Skyrim they are stereotypical milk drinking humans. Like, what makes them special now? Frost resistance? I'd rather have barbarians. Had a good laugh from "every part of Nord's character", especially at the "mages". One initiate in the College and couple of court wizards aren't a good representation of Nord mages
NOW *THIS* IS FIGHTING!
HAARRRR
Fun fact, what the guys are saying about viking law is wrong. Theres nothing about being the active law. Being a homosexually wasnt differenciated if you are the top or bottom, you were bogged either way. If it was found out. Its also not viking law, its germanic law lol.
The myth stems from some dude that speculated, its not actually a fact
Its never gay if you thrust all the way.
HAVE YOU SEEN ANY ELVES? HEHAHEHA
Welp. Home is home mate 😂
The Nords from back then would have never had to deal with civil war, they were too proud to give in to the empire and the elves.
They were part of the Empire tho
@@mvmsma This isn't of any matter, the nords don't need the empire, but the empire needs them.