Nords in Morrowind VS in Skyrim

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  • @UlvenTES
    @UlvenTES  10 месяцев назад +20

    Part Two here : ruclips.net/video/mHH389OI0Q4/видео.html
    Enjoy :)

  • @stratusfraghalm
    @stratusfraghalm 11 месяцев назад +3024

    Nord in Morrowind drinking too much Sujamma finding themselves half naked in Solstheim fighting the most dangerous creatures ever

    • @cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886
      @cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886 11 месяцев назад +63

      Aside from the ex-wife DLC

    • @TheChayxxx
      @TheChayxxx 11 месяцев назад +59

      Why is it everytime you see a half naked nord you think they were cursed by a witch or something

    • @keithmanfredi
      @keithmanfredi 11 месяцев назад +15

      @@TheChayxxx the tale of Hlormar Wine-Sot

    • @TheChayxxx
      @TheChayxxx 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@keithmanfredi Forstaag the Sweltering

    • @invinciblemic
      @invinciblemic 11 месяцев назад +9

      Literally a Conan story

  • @andreasmaurstad7227
    @andreasmaurstad7227 11 месяцев назад +2958

    As a norwegian i immediately recognize that accent
    truly lore-friendly

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +134

      The wonderful Norwegian accent, I love it

    • @Firestar-TV
      @Firestar-TV 11 месяцев назад +87

      Series Title is Norsemen if you're interested. It's pretty good 🤭

    • @--JawZ--
      @--JawZ-- 11 месяцев назад +70

      As a neighboring Swedish fella, I can only agree. Notice the norwegian accent right away.
      I think norwegian is the one language, here in Scandinavia at least, that retains almost it's entire vocal sound no matter if it's norwegian speaking their own tongue or if they speak english.
      There is almost no change in the tone of the word pronounced, I find that fascinating.

    • @cahntwhoat7351
      @cahntwhoat7351 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@--JawZ-- cmon itssounds like sco ish

    • @cahntwhoat7351
      @cahntwhoat7351 11 месяцев назад

      Or irish whatever

  • @FrankieAmadeian.
    @FrankieAmadeian. 11 месяцев назад +1276

    What happens in Jorrvaskr stays in Jorrvaskr

    • @Slick44
      @Slick44 10 месяцев назад +4

      Cringe

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 10 месяцев назад +3

      Don’t ask don’t tell the Jarl.

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 10 месяцев назад +13

      @@Slick44you’re cringe.

    • @Slick44
      @Slick44 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@ChadKakashi anime pfp. Don’t need to say more

    • @FrankieAmadeian.
      @FrankieAmadeian. 10 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@Slick44 Firstly, I will clearly state that I acknowledge and respect your right to freedom of speech. Any refusal of or disrespect to it is nothing short of inhumane and tyrannical. Nevertheless, I question your purpose of investing your valuable time in calling me, your fellow human, ''cringe''. Not only is it pointless, since it caused no harm of any sort, it is also betraying of your intolerant nature as a sentient being and of your tendency to go out of your way to insult your fellow humans on purely subjective matters, which seems boorish and crass from my perspective.
      Secondly, I, as a human being also with an innate right to freedom of speech, am allowed, by said right, to make humorous remarks about or in reference to whatever form of media I see fit, for it is harmless and in good-natured fun, with no intention to cause harm of the physical, psychological or spiritual sort.
      Thirdly, no u
      Fourthly and lastly, omfg is ur username a reference to the best member of Neebs Gaming??

  • @Zoifersan
    @Zoifersan 11 месяцев назад +995

    Everybody straight till Balimund starts performing miracles with steel.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +30

      Ahahaha

    • @GlidingZephyr
      @GlidingZephyr 11 месяцев назад

      Hey, I'm straight as an arrow. But even I'll confess that Balimund is one hot piece of man meat.

    • @francescofulghieri9608
      @francescofulghieri9608 11 месяцев назад +18

      I always gay marry balimund

    • @angelirizarry2666
      @angelirizarry2666 11 месяцев назад +26

      Gods be praised

    • @ncrranger6327
      @ncrranger6327 11 месяцев назад +6

      I read with the nord accent lol

  • @Telemachus2814
    @Telemachus2814 11 месяцев назад +1990

    It's not gay if it's YOUR shield-brother (Battle buddy)

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +46

      True!

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 11 месяцев назад +43

      Well you're obviously a Marine.

    • @MiksusCraft
      @MiksusCraft 11 месяцев назад +51

      "Shield-brother I am stuck in Drakkar again UwU"

    • @Andrew-qe3fd
      @Andrew-qe3fd 11 месяцев назад +52

      @@MiksusCraft "What are you doing, shield-bro?"

    • @brunoactis1104
      @brunoactis1104 11 месяцев назад +10

      It's not gay if you're the top*

  • @spyrofrost9158
    @spyrofrost9158 11 месяцев назад +364

    Nords in Morrowind: stand in one spot for eternity complaining about witches cursing them

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +40

      That's one of the most hilarious things in Morrowind

    • @clemensmaier8046
      @clemensmaier8046 10 месяцев назад +10

      Well, that guy was unable to move prior to the avatars help.

    • @Hagelnot
      @Hagelnot 5 месяцев назад +1

      I just started Morrowind a few days ago. Already found that fella, but he died to a flying jellyfish :(
      So there are more of these? Good :)

    • @frankficcle7081
      @frankficcle7081 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Hagelnot3 of them to be exact. Can you find them all?

  • @theodorebear6714
    @theodorebear6714 11 месяцев назад +591

    *AT THIS POINT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT "VIKING LAW"*

    • @nakenmil
      @nakenmil 11 месяцев назад +42

      Fun fact: it was the same in Ancient Rome.

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 11 месяцев назад +55

      @@nakenmil At this point I'm not sure if that's real or just some revisionism by the tumblrite

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@iminyourwalls8309 I doubt that. Those were the time when human sacrifices are widly considered an essential part of religious freedom

    • @safs3098
      @safs3098 11 месяцев назад +53

      @@dean_l33 this is true that the Romans had same segs relations, but it was almost exclusively between an older male dominant and a young (mostly underage) submissive. And the Romans would only look down on the submissive for taking the feminine role but not the Dominant in that situation because that’s the male role.
      The revisionism comes when lefties these days claim that those Roman homosexual relations were exactly like todays west and that they were tolerant and accepting, they absolutely were not and it was nothing like today.

    • @nocomment6421
      @nocomment6421 11 месяцев назад

      Lol guys read a book about rome and homosexuality. Its not that hard to find. Rome and even old greece were faaaaaar away of accepting gay activities. It wasnt particualy illegal but was not accepted at all by society. Gay art from greece can actully narrowed down to not even 10 pieces that shows nothing but intercourse that could even rape while there is a big amount of written hate.
      Rome didnt liked it either. Even the higher class would be very silent about it. It was considered dirty, humiliating and against their gods wills.
      The Picture If free homosexuals and a multiculture is modern fan fiction from the left. The "woke" romes and greece people made a Slave empire, that the most "multicultural" it gets and gays were not accepted by society. If you got power, the poor people would leave you alone yes but then the higher class would use it to control you. Because if you decline they would call you rapist and No one would believe that two men would come together for love or they call it evil magic against Nature.
      Homophobic social norms were not created by jews or Christians. They were Adapted from greece and rome.
      The only ancient civilication we dont know for sure are the celts.... simply because they did not wrote anything down

  • @vedantyadav378
    @vedantyadav378 11 месяцев назад +725

    Solstheim was genuinely brutal in Morrowind
    Great video though

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +19

      Thanks !

    • @TheBarser
      @TheBarser 10 месяцев назад +6

      it was brutal on my graphic card at the time. my poor nvidia 2 couldnt handle the blizzards up there

    • @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce
      @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce 6 месяцев назад

      The fcking rieklings with their unexplainable reflect damage perk and the insane damage they did 💀. Also the werewolves were brutal. Even with a full set of daedric armor that was fully repaired they still shred through my health bar pretty fast.

    • @enha6008
      @enha6008 5 месяцев назад

      @@Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce killed dagoth ur without a scratch, beat almalexia in a duel, demigods are nothing to me HOLY FUCK 5 RIEKLING RAIDERS RUN RUN RUN RUN

    • @myriad9597
      @myriad9597 4 месяца назад

      ​@enha6008 What, are you playing a short blade assassin/thief? A mage without custom spells?

  • @thalyshlaalu
    @thalyshlaalu 11 месяцев назад +115

    Morrowind Nord : Sujamma addict
    Skyrim Nord : Sweet roll addict

  • @elbaguetti5356
    @elbaguetti5356 11 месяцев назад +176

    You can enter sovengard as soon as you are the active part

  • @nathan1507
    @nathan1507 11 месяцев назад +429

    Nords in Morrowind actually drink their milk

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +92

      Skyrim nords don't drink any milk so they lack of vitamine D and testosterone, that's why..

    • @CyranofromBergerac
      @CyranofromBergerac 11 месяцев назад +45

      ​@@UlvenTESSkyrim nords drink something with a similar color but thicker texture and sticky.

    • @TheSpecialJ11
      @TheSpecialJ11 11 месяцев назад +39

      I think what they mean when they say "milkdrinker" is you're still young and underdeveloped enough to need your mother's milk, or to drink unfermented milk like a baby instead of the fermented stuff. Of course, Bethesda doesn't have the fermented stuff in game, but many traditional cultures had some form of yogurt, kefir, etc. that most adults consumed.

    • @tutorialboss4090
      @tutorialboss4090 11 месяцев назад +11

      @@TheSpecialJ11that is exactly what it is, other people are just making an incorrect joke

    • @goldenbarnacles4121
      @goldenbarnacles4121 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@CyranofromBergeracwhat is it? I’ll have to try it sometime

  • @Deebles
    @Deebles 11 месяцев назад +379

    Brilliant

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +16

      We miss you

  • @RestlessFoe
    @RestlessFoe 11 месяцев назад +279

    The part where it switched from Arnold to the first person view of the 1 on 1 with the the brown bear was so surreal and funny at the same time its hilarious 😂

  • @AramilsMusic
    @AramilsMusic 11 месяцев назад +214

    I love Norsemen and Conan. Great edit.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +8

      Me too 🤝 thanks man!

    • @ibrahimkuyumcu2649
      @ibrahimkuyumcu2649 11 месяцев назад +5

      "AAYAEYEAAGGHHEEAAGHHEEAAYY AAAHHGGHHYYYEEEAAAAGHYY!" - Nord beast; IQ: 30.

    • @_Eric._
      @_Eric._ 11 месяцев назад +7

      Lmao same I didnt expect to see norsemen in this

    • @johnracine4589
      @johnracine4589 10 месяцев назад +2

      Norsemen is criminally underrated

  • @ziamare1020
    @ziamare1020 11 месяцев назад +40

    Nords in Skyrim: We are men. *MANLY MEN*

    • @Zoifersan
      @Zoifersan 11 месяцев назад

      Being an ultra xenophobic nazi is anything but being manly.

    • @ginke1996
      @ginke1996 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ZoifersanIt was a joke

    • @prussianpolydactyl836
      @prussianpolydactyl836 11 месяцев назад +1

      Oh wow!

    • @Zireael_1251
      @Zireael_1251 11 месяцев назад +3

      Aela the Huntress, Lydia, Mjoll the Lioness and other manly woMen of Skyrim: We are indeed 🙂

    • @goldman5762
      @goldman5762 10 месяцев назад +3

      All lovely ladies love the copter

  • @Drezdenez
    @Drezdenez 11 месяцев назад +56

    Nord in Skyrim: „damn you thalmor, I will still worship Talos“
    Nord in Morrowind: „seen any elves? HAHAHA“

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +3

      Lol

    • @globmonkey200716102
      @globmonkey200716102 10 месяцев назад +9

      Nords by the time of Skyrim really have been cucked by the empire. Truly sad to see.

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx 9 месяцев назад

      @@globmonkey200716102 Cucked by bethesda.

  • @lordpalandus11
    @lordpalandus11 11 месяцев назад +28

    "I will bathe in your blood" As a random battle call while exploring somewhere in Morrowind and out comes a crazed, naked Nord wielding a Claymore. This video was painfully accurate.

    • @singu7arity
      @singu7arity 9 месяцев назад +2

      Cliff racers can take a toll on anyones psyche

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx 9 месяцев назад

      Would you wear clothes with the body of the average Nord and with 100% cold resistance?

    • @lordpalandus11
      @lordpalandus11 9 месяцев назад

      @@xxXXRAPXXxx Probably not. There aren't many enemies that hit you with cold damage, and the ones that do, usually don't survive long to attacks or their attacks can be dodged (ie mages that use frost magic). What I more commonly will die to is poison (damn you dwemer traps), fire (almost everything and their grandma in Morrowind loves fire), or diseases (I'm looking at you you nasty AF cliff racers).

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx 9 месяцев назад

      @@lordpalandus11 Dodging mages is all well and good until you can;t (big aoe or you are in a cave.) and sure everything uses fire..... so you use fire protection like anyone else and still can laugh at frost atronahs and storm bois do 50% damage too (Nords had 100% frost AND 50% lighting resistance if i remember correctly. Both magics are rarer but stronger usually). As for poison and disease i don't think i died to them (other then the op darts in mournhold.) I ususaly have cure disease spells (and restore attribute for bonewalkers and shit) and all is fine.
      But less talking MORE RAIDING!

  • @mobspeak
    @mobspeak 11 месяцев назад +596

    I knew a guy that actually made that argument. That as long as you are the one giving it then it's not gay. 😂

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 11 месяцев назад +179

      And if the socks stay on, ofc

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +30

      Ahahha

    • @nickm1242
      @nickm1242 11 месяцев назад +101

      Ancient Romans kind of had that attitude. What really mattered is whether you were the "giver" or "givee".

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +13

      Are you the guy @mobspeak is referring to ?@@nickm1242

    • @nickm1242
      @nickm1242 11 месяцев назад +154

      No just a history buff. Fun fact about the subject. When Julius Caeser was young, he was on a diplomatic mission to Bithynia.
      He stayed much longer than planned and a rumor started spreading that he was in a relationship with King Nicomedes of Bithynia and that Caeser wasn't the "giver".
      Caesar would deny this his entire life, but his political enemies would continue to spread them.
      Years later, after he conquered Gual, graffiti appeared in Rome stating "Caesar may have conquered Gaul, but Nicomedes conquered Caesar."@@UlvenTES

  • @jamescollins2068
    @jamescollins2068 11 месяцев назад +20

    Bro, just pulled the Viking version of "it's not gay if the balls don't touch". F'ing Legend.

  • @roaringlaughter3812
    @roaringlaughter3812 11 месяцев назад +49

    Meeting a bord with a two handed axe in morrowind was pretty much the same as meeting conan the barbarian while you are just a regular dude.
    It felt soo good after multiple reloads to finally beat her.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +10

      Getting one shot by a a two handed iron axe in the beginning, that's the beauty of Morrowind

  • @zroutube
    @zroutube 11 месяцев назад +60

    Nords in Morrowind: So I was hired to guard this lady but she was hot so I kinda wanted to.. y'know... Anyway she cursed me or something so pls find her and get my clothes back kthx

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +17

      Classic witch / nord relationship

    • @artvandalay1415
      @artvandalay1415 11 месяцев назад +15

      Nords in Skyrim: So I like this girl but I'm afraid that she likes this local Wood Elf...tell her? No no no that wouldn't make sense. So I wrote this letter you see, posing as aforementioned Wood Elf, and my fail-proof plan is to give it to you and you can give the letter to her, and there is no way she will ask him about it, and maybe then she'll jump in my lap...

  • @tigresstia325
    @tigresstia325 11 месяцев назад +73

    The way he said "on the contrary" had me dead.
    Like what do you mean? Was he that good?
    You, sir, are now the most honorable 😂

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +3

      Ahaha, this series is amazing by the way

  • @TheElderScrollsFan88
    @TheElderScrollsFan88 11 месяцев назад +18

    Arnold as Conan is the perfect Morrowind-era Nord!

  • @rickyfrench6844
    @rickyfrench6844 11 месяцев назад +29

    Norsemen was such a great show

  • @James-sz9qo
    @James-sz9qo 11 месяцев назад +44

    I love Conan movies with Schwarzenegger. I just watched it recently. It's a shame that they only filmed two parts.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +13

      The first movie is so good !

    • @mr.careka365
      @mr.careka365 11 месяцев назад +2

      Conan the destroyer kinda sucks ass tho

    • @cryptozoomauler5505
      @cryptozoomauler5505 11 месяцев назад +7

      They also had Red Sonja.

    • @themadpolymath3430
      @themadpolymath3430 11 месяцев назад +13

      ​@mr.careka365 I actually liked Conan the destroyer. Feels like a D&D party quest

    • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
      @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 11 месяцев назад +3

      You might like the Dark Horse comics starring Conan.

  • @LecherousLizard
    @LecherousLizard 11 месяцев назад +21

    You missed the part where he gets paralyzed by a witch and then stripped nude for the lulz.

  • @jacobtuttle4311
    @jacobtuttle4311 10 месяцев назад +5

    Nords in Morrowind were just plain beasts when it came to their racial abilities. The only race with an elemental immunity and the the only race with two elemental resistances in addition to being tied with redguards for maximum potential HP. Really useful for the main quest because all of dagoth urs minions use shock spells. They got nerfed with each release. In Skyrim orcs are now the ultimate badasses

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  10 месяцев назад +3

      Nords are OP in Morrowind alongside Redguards

    • @thiagomoreiratsr
      @thiagomoreiratsr 8 месяцев назад +1

      Bretons, 25% Magic resist is OP

    • @antoschka-5065
      @antoschka-5065 4 месяца назад

      ​@@thiagomoreiratsr Magic resistance doesnt protects u from elemental DMG tho

  • @bizznick444joe7
    @bizznick444joe7 10 месяцев назад +7

    This is like the contrast of the 90s vs. 2000s. The second part was the entirety of 2000s.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  10 месяцев назад

      It's true somehow ahaha

  • @ФиолетовыйСыр
    @ФиолетовыйСыр 11 месяцев назад +12

    A woman in Morrowind is the most dangerous opponent for a Nord

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +1

      Especially a witch!

  • @tchanmil
    @tchanmil 11 месяцев назад +10

    I remember dreading de idea of going to solthsheim my whole playthrough, not many games can invoke this type of feeling, morrowind really is something special

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад

      Solstheim is kinda cool as well, no as special as vvardenfell

  • @skylordthe1st
    @skylordthe1st 11 месяцев назад +15

    They really got tamed in the 4th era

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +11

      Imperial influence

    • @skylordthe1st
      @skylordthe1st 11 месяцев назад

      @@UlvenTES of course bunch of femboys

    • @Bison257
      @Bison257 11 месяцев назад +1

      Ouroboros, baby cake. There is no enemy in absolute terms. We’re always weak. Always strong.

  • @Hog_enjoyer
    @Hog_enjoyer 11 месяцев назад +9

    Man for a second I thought that skyrim nord is that guy from the channel called shadiversity

  • @iveyyewitt1621
    @iveyyewitt1621 11 месяцев назад +3

    Nords and Orcs were at their best in Oblivion. Hilarious.

  • @huverdoose
    @huverdoose 11 месяцев назад +13

    It's better to be a giver than a taker.

  • @danluiz2857
    @danluiz2857 11 месяцев назад +16

    Morrowind must be something amazing!!! Because ive only played Skyrim and loved it!!!

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +5

      You should give it a try :)

    • @thomasphil543
      @thomasphil543 11 месяцев назад +6

      Gonna put up a comment here. Gives solid advice for starting out as a beginner.
      ''Here is the basic rule of combat:
      Chance to Hit score = (Attacker's Hit Rate - Defender's Evasion)%
      Attacker's Hit rate = (Weapon Skill + (Agility / 5) + (Luck / 10)) * (0.75 + 0.5 * Current Fatigue / Maximum Fatigue) + Fortify Attack Magnitude + Blind Magnitude
      Defender's Hit rate = ((Agility / 5) + (Luck / 10)) * (0.75 + 0.5 * Current Fatigue / Maximum Fatigue) + Sanctuary Magnitude
      As you can see weapon skill and fatigue are super-important and high agility attribute also helps.
      Fortify attack - you can get it using a spell or selecting the warrior birth sign (+10)
      Sanctuary - you can get it using spells, playing a dunmer (racial power +50), or selecting the thief birth sign (+10)
      Here are some tips for combat:
      - if you plan to do a lot of melee combat try building a character with at least 1 major weapon skill (skill starts at 30, or 40 if the skill belongs to your specialization - combat or stealth)
      - try choosing a weapon skill your race is best suited for (you can get up to 55 if your race gives you +15)
      - always keep your stamina up!!! drink a potion if you have to
      - try using a weapon you are most proficient with
      - use a bound weapon for the +10 fortify weapon bonus (its also a daedric weapon!!!)
      - always use your best attack for max damage
      - attack enemies from stealth if you can for +50% damage (chameleon or invisibility works)
      - try raising your strength over 50 to get bonus damage
      - it is worth spending some gold on training if your weapon skill is really low
      Some other useful tips:
      - your movement speed is directly influenced by your speed attribute and your total Encumbrance
      - Athletics will increase your running and swimming speed at a cost of stamina, so careful not burning all stamina before combat
      - if you cannot bear walking slow at the start, it might be a good choice to select the steed birthsign (+25 speed)
      - there are boots in the game with an enchantment that makes you run insanely fast, but I will keep it a surprise for you to find out.
      Starting slow might be painful, but it will help you appreciate the speed later once you find a way around it - either by using bullshit items, bullshit spells, high stats, skills or some other crazy solution you can come up with.
      Have fun!''

    • @JonnyCrackers
      @JonnyCrackers 11 месяцев назад +2

      It takes some getting used to if Skyrim was your first Elder Scrolls game, but it's well worth playing. I'd suggest looking into how to build a decent starting character before playing, though, because that's what tends to ruin the experience for people trying the game for the first time.

    • @thomasphil543
      @thomasphil543 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Ventryx Could have been waaaay longer.
      I figure to keep the combat and movement speed in, since these are usually what beginners have a problem with.

    • @SamP-by7iv
      @SamP-by7iv 11 месяцев назад

      Morrowind is really cool. And you can basically run it on a toaster because it's ancient.

  • @KayttakaaHumehia
    @KayttakaaHumehia 11 месяцев назад +5

    Knowing what was to come I immediately spit my bread out at 0:46

  • @johnmanfc2883
    @johnmanfc2883 11 месяцев назад +5

    Ye like to dance close to the fire, DONTCHA?

  • @Nbsjfvihsfvvhisbvso
    @Nbsjfvihsfvvhisbvso 10 месяцев назад +1

    Oh god RUclips no what have you done. This is the 4th skyrim video I’ve been recommended today, it’s been a year or so since I played so now I literally have no choice but to start another mage archer play through and put 300 hours into it

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  10 месяцев назад

      We always go back to Skyrim at some point ahhah

  • @marcus6138
    @marcus6138 11 месяцев назад +50

    This is like when people on tiktok compare the completely fictional show of vikings with modern day Scandinavia 😂
    But man norsemen really can cheer me up any day. Fun video you made!

    • @hiddenhydewithinhim
      @hiddenhydewithinhim 11 месяцев назад

      Honestly to bring up anything from tv series Vikings to anything viking related is just pain in the ass and straight up rape. And I've loved first two seasons.

  • @cogline9
    @cogline9 11 месяцев назад +1

    I pray to Crom, but he doesn't listen.

  • @pricerowland
    @pricerowland 11 месяцев назад +3

    That clip is one of my favorite from the show haha

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад

      Ahahah Orm is so funny

  • @razielospl
    @razielospl 10 месяцев назад +1

    The Nords in Morrowind are naked and looking for a witch :P

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  10 месяцев назад

      True ahah

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  10 месяцев назад +1

      Actually Conan meets a witch and get naked at some point but not paralyzed

  • @fightingfortruth9806
    @fightingfortruth9806 11 месяцев назад +4

    The Nord in Morrowind would be running from wolves.

  • @gillettjames6
    @gillettjames6 9 месяцев назад

    nords in obilvion:you know what they say HOME'S IS WHERE YOU HANG YOUR ENEMY'S HEAD

  • @darthkahn45
    @darthkahn45 11 месяцев назад +5

    I was expecting a scene from American History X or something lol

  • @kei_artartista
    @kei_artartista 11 месяцев назад +5

    The people who appear in the Skyrim reference are from the norsemen series

  • @christophervicknair545
    @christophervicknair545 11 месяцев назад +3

    I long for the days of high adventure.

  • @haagenneldeberg6787
    @haagenneldeberg6787 11 месяцев назад +3

    Norsemen is so underrated. Great to see it getting some attention

  • @MissSchnickfitzel
    @MissSchnickfitzel 10 месяцев назад +2

    Fun fact, what the guys are saying about viking law is wrong. Theres nothing about being the active law. Being a homosexually wasnt differenciated if you are the top or bottom, you were bogged either way. If it was found out. Its also not viking law, its germanic law lol.
    The myth stems from some dude that speculated, its not actually a fact

  • @stevengreen9536
    @stevengreen9536 11 месяцев назад +1

    Nord: Okay i have had enough ale for tonight.

  • @quyiter
    @quyiter 11 месяцев назад +1

    You like to dance close to the fire, don't ya?

  • @Kainlarsen
    @Kainlarsen 11 месяцев назад +2

    Haven't laughed this hard in days. :D

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +1

      Ahaha my pleasure :)))

  • @nelbraudo-441
    @nelbraudo-441 11 месяцев назад +2

    I guess things are just More Relaxed and Easy in the Homeland!

  • @CertifiedDoc
    @CertifiedDoc 11 месяцев назад +2

    I must have missed Conan the Nerevarine.

  • @deplorabledegenerate2630
    @deplorabledegenerate2630 11 месяцев назад +3

    Only pitchers go to Valhalla.

  • @iamalwaysthere2462
    @iamalwaysthere2462 11 месяцев назад +1

    This reeks of something a thalmor would post no nord would be caught doing such devious acts, the thalmor have posted this to cause division amongst the nords

  • @HamanKarn567
    @HamanKarn567 6 месяцев назад +1

    You couldn't run 20 steps without running into Berserkers in Bloodmoon lmao. So definitely accurate using Arnold from Conan there.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  5 месяцев назад

      You can't run 10 step without being attacked by something in Solstheim ahahah

  • @MrOppy678
    @MrOppy678 10 месяцев назад +2

    NOT A NORDIC PERSON, UNLESS YOU COUNT AUSTRIA AS A NORDIC COUNTRY, LOL !!

  • @DarthDimmadome
    @DarthDimmadome 11 месяцев назад +64

    Real Nordic lore vs Disney/Marvel Nordic lore LOL

    • @johnchristianson515
      @johnchristianson515 11 месяцев назад +22

      I assume the Conan the Barbarian is the Disney one, since if you know anything about real Norse lore you would know they can get down right freaky. Hell I'm not going to even include the time Loki turned into a mare and got impregnated so that he could win a bet.

    • @odlfmariner470
      @odlfmariner470 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@johnchristianson515yeah but that's just the mythology.

    • @johnchristianson515
      @johnchristianson515 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@odlfmariner470 well yeah most of the real freaky stuff is in mythology since that was fairly accepted as stuff they could ignore back in the day. On the other hand much of the gay stuff was altered or erased by monks in later centuries. On a side note I remember a fun little story about how one of my viking ancestors stole a Scottish clan heads daughter, he apparently liked her a lot and went back to Scotland to ask for her hand in marriage. Obviously he wasn't going to give her back so her father agreed since a wife has certain rights a concubine doesn't.

    • @HistoryWolfCZ
      @HistoryWolfCZ 11 месяцев назад

      @@johnchristianson515 I remember this, it was a very disturbing moment reading about pregnant Loki 😂

    • @mr.joedirt8583
      @mr.joedirt8583 10 месяцев назад +3

      If it was Disney/Marvel Nordic lore they would be black and Asian.

  • @KingOpenReview
    @KingOpenReview 10 месяцев назад +2

    Nords are always both.

  • @Joker22593
    @Joker22593 11 месяцев назад +1

    "What is steel, compared to the hand that wields it?"

  • @butteryfriedwizard2219
    @butteryfriedwizard2219 11 месяцев назад +2

    Pass the skooma.

  • @NationalDevin
    @NationalDevin 11 месяцев назад +2

    That was how I actually beat Morrowind, NGL.
    Me and my friend group have a joke about how my experience with Morrowind went. I had played as an Argonian playthrough 5 times, and each time, at varying points throughout the game, my save file would be corrupted. Power would go out during saves, sometimes my Xbox would just be turned off and I'd come back to find the game unloadable. Even when I had multiple save files this would happen to all of them, even when ones would have worked. My friends joke saying that it must have been Dagoth's doing because he hates Argonians.
    SO then I played as a Nord, and 12 year old me being ignorant of how RPGs were designed, went to Soltheim, and trained from level 1-16 there first. It was a slough with many a reload, but eventually I got Hircine's ring and then training became much easier when I couldn't handle the quests I was on, as I'd just slot on the ring and go ham. Eventually, I went back to morrowind and did the quests like I should have, was over-leveled and beat the game with that Nord character.
    I still play argonians in the newer games, but I still need to go back and beat it as an Argonian.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +2

      Lmao starting your training in Solstheim sounds like a tough life, what a warrior mindset

  • @MalonzeProductionsGaming
    @MalonzeProductionsGaming 10 месяцев назад +1

    I love that show. I need to rewatch it. Lol

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  10 месяцев назад +1

      I started to watch it again to relax before going to bed, still hilarious ahaha

  • @PapaCodeBear
    @PapaCodeBear 11 месяцев назад +2

    Hey, this Nord just saw what the Spartans and Sacred Band of Thebes were up to, and figured he’d want a chance to impress his battle buddies 😁

  • @SáviodaSilvaDias
    @SáviodaSilvaDias 11 месяцев назад +1

    One classmate that i had used almost the same argument ' if you are the one active you are not gay at all '

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @donquixote2072
    @donquixote2072 10 месяцев назад +3

    Yeah. I just started playing Morrowind for the first time again in years, and I really miss the tribal Germanic influence the Nords in that game had. Kinda' getting sick of Viking stuff myself..

  • @ethanpearson853
    @ethanpearson853 11 месяцев назад +1

    Dude this is on point as hell.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +1

      Ahahah thanks a lot

    • @ethanpearson853
      @ethanpearson853 11 месяцев назад

      @@UlvenTES You're welcome. Thank you for this comedy gold.

  • @Limrasson
    @Limrasson 9 месяцев назад +1

    HAVE YOU SEEN ANY ELVES? HEHAHEHA

  • @brightfalls6788
    @brightfalls6788 5 месяцев назад +1

    “Ehleeghal”

  • @superslavco7332
    @superslavco7332 6 месяцев назад +1

    Yup, that's how i imagined Skyrim, before Skyrim came out. I was hoping it would be more... Conanic

  • @013wolfwarrior
    @013wolfwarrior 11 месяцев назад +2

    Eyy, Norsemen reference, cool

  • @austinjeffries5741
    @austinjeffries5741 11 месяцев назад +2

    Was super sad when they canceled Norseman. That show was hilarious.

  • @Gobblin_Goblin
    @Gobblin_Goblin 11 месяцев назад +5

    NOW *THIS* IS FIGHTING!

  • @constructionbird
    @constructionbird 9 месяцев назад +1

    as a nord in real life this is verry accurate.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  9 месяцев назад

      Ahahah 🤣

  • @cattysplat
    @cattysplat 10 месяцев назад

    You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

  • @nelson6128
    @nelson6128 11 месяцев назад +1

    Let's be real here. Apart from the lore books the in-game nords in Morrowind just say something like "welcome to place would you like to know about a specific person"

  • @Brubarov
    @Brubarov 10 месяцев назад +1

    Love Northmen, one of the best series I've ever seen

  • @KielCrassus
    @KielCrassus 11 месяцев назад +2

    I love that show Norseman l. Gutted they didn't carry it on.

  • @dysfunctionalthor4719
    @dysfunctionalthor4719 11 месяцев назад +23

    I feel that Elder Scrolls 5 has a realistic view of a “modern” Skyrim since between ES III and ES V there’s a 200 year gap, a lot can change in the span of 200 years, the age of Nordic heroes are practically dying in Skyrim at this point and has become more tame and more political similar to how Scandinavian countries aren’t full of Vikings anymore due to entering a modern era, some resisted and many accepted while respecting tradition similar to how Skyrim is portrayed in ES V

    • @manoffewords1
      @manoffewords1 11 месяцев назад +4

      If you're going to take it that far, then why, after so many hundreds of years between games, no one has progressed beyond a medieval level of technology? If they are able to have societal change, why not technological change as well?

    • @dysfunctionalthor4719
      @dysfunctionalthor4719 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@manoffewords1 if you look at this way, I’m sure many are afraid to progress technologically considering what they’ve seen with the Dwemer. No one knows what happened to the Dwemer in-game so among the people of Tamriel’s POV they can imagine that being too technologically advanced is what killed them off and besides I’d see no reason to advance if your civilization wielded magic like any other tool but ofc ultimately the only reason why we get the medieval setting is cause it looks cool

    • @NormalPersonCommenting
      @NormalPersonCommenting 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@manoffewords1 The biggest problem with technology development is the existence of magic. Think about it; if in real life, we could study some words and snap our fingers to make fire, then anyone smart enough to do so would do so, rather than develop the technology to do so. All the smart people spend their time studying how to make bigger fireballs or more effective charm spells, so technology never evolves past simple machines and principles.

    • @manoffewords1
      @manoffewords1 11 месяцев назад +1

      @dysfunctionalthor4719 Well, like you said, no one really knows what happened to the Dwemer, but they did leave pockets of their medieval steam-punk technology all over. You would think in all that time, someone would have tried to reverse-engineer some of it or at least try to find out how it works. Instead, they just collect it as trinkets and decorations.

    • @dysfunctionalthor4719
      @dysfunctionalthor4719 11 месяцев назад

      @@whakamol to each their own

  • @nathanstultz3434
    @nathanstultz3434 11 месяцев назад +2

    I miss playing a nord in Morrowind and just bullying every magic user I came across.
    "Oh you cast a shock spell at me? Ha! I have 50% natural resistance! Now taste my axe!"

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад

      Nords are definitely overpowered, probably S tier race with Redguard and maybe Breton

  • @billrobert3226
    @billrobert3226 11 месяцев назад +1

    Assuming thats the conan movie wbich ive been meaning to see, but norseman i can highly recommend!

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад

      Conan the Barbarian is a childhood movie for me, I really love it ! And Norsemen is one of the funniest series I've ever watched, it's so sad that they didn't continue..

  • @PichoIA
    @PichoIA 3 месяца назад

    Me playing as a Nord in Skyrim: boring and predictable..
    Me playing as a Nord in morrowind: I HAVE THE POWER

  • @Leon-mk1wn
    @Leon-mk1wn 11 месяцев назад +1

    Welp. Home is home mate 😂

  • @VladislavToropov
    @VladislavToropov 11 месяцев назад +1

    These are the imperials in Skyrim: but in Oblivion they were men

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад

      True true

  • @mitchjames9350
    @mitchjames9350 11 месяцев назад

    Nords in Skyrim must be suffering from to much chemicals in the water that’s making the frogs gay.

  • @cdrunner7876
    @cdrunner7876 11 месяцев назад +3

    In other words, Sweden versus Finland 😂

  • @Zwijger
    @Zwijger 10 месяцев назад +3

    I really don't get the second one. There really isn't a common characteristic among he Nords in Skyrim (game), other than them most of them being angry at someone.

    • @villyacethebar
      @villyacethebar 7 месяцев назад

      you either get it or you don't

  • @AverageNeighbor
    @AverageNeighbor 11 месяцев назад +1

    Must have been imperial nords

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад

      For sure lol

  • @lizardmedia2257
    @lizardmedia2257 10 месяцев назад +1

    I'm gonna do yall a favor, while in Solsteim listen to Bathory's: blood on ice, Nordland 1&2, twilight of the gods, and hammerheart (in that order). You are so very welcome.

  • @Do27gg
    @Do27gg 11 месяцев назад +2

    Norsemen is so funny, definitely recommend

  • @bigwheezy9045
    @bigwheezy9045 11 месяцев назад +2

    I recommend people watch Norsemen, show is a hidden gem.

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад

      +1 amazing series

  • @ChadKakashi
    @ChadKakashi 11 месяцев назад +4

    I’ll never play skyrim as a nord again.

    • @herbmaaster
      @herbmaaster 11 месяцев назад +3

      make it "ill never play skyrim again" vvardenfell awaits

    • @UlvenTES
      @UlvenTES  11 месяцев назад +1

      Wise words

  • @calcaleb7041
    @calcaleb7041 11 месяцев назад +3

    Norseman was such a great show 😂😂

  • @ThunderXSurge
    @ThunderXSurge 11 месяцев назад +1

    Noooo the Bear :(

  • @lazerbeam134
    @lazerbeam134 11 месяцев назад +1

    "It's not gay to top"- Old Norse proverb

  • @quicoboy
    @quicoboy 11 месяцев назад +2

    ...there are Nords and there are nords...just as there are Imperial mongrel n'wahs and imperial Mongrel N'wahs...lol...

  • @RebelGiga
    @RebelGiga 11 месяцев назад +38

    "Let's fight...doggy style."

  • @lightborn9071
    @lightborn9071 11 месяцев назад +1

    The Nords from back then would have never had to deal with civil war, they were too proud to give in to the empire and the elves.

    • @CenturionMariusVinicius
      @CenturionMariusVinicius 10 месяцев назад

      They were part of the Empire tho

    • @lightborn9071
      @lightborn9071 10 месяцев назад

      @@CenturionMariusVinicius This isn't of any matter, the nords don't need the empire, but the empire needs them.